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Carnality => Better Living Through Chemistry => Topic started by: fuckbiscuit on September 01, 2014, 06:40:01 pm

Title: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: fuckbiscuit on September 01, 2014, 06:40:01 pm
Well, good run guys, hopefully this can be the next shitpit of drug abuse, autism and homo eroticism.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Ragus on September 01, 2014, 06:43:24 pm
(http://i46.tinypic.com/35ks9yq.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: fuckbiscuit on September 01, 2014, 06:45:07 pm
Who the fuck are you
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Ragus on September 01, 2014, 06:46:11 pm
actor
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: fuckbiscuit on September 01, 2014, 06:48:48 pm
Oh, ok. Thought you were shplew or something.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: zok jr. on September 01, 2014, 06:49:56 pm
im zok
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Soso0 on September 01, 2014, 06:50:17 pm
Lets find where Zok lives and smear shit all over his windows.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: eBagger on September 01, 2014, 06:53:12 pm
OMG I'm not banned

*does line of valium*

:smug:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 01, 2014, 06:55:25 pm
Wtf is going on.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: fuckbiscuit on September 01, 2014, 06:57:59 pm
Wtf is going on.

Some straight up nigger shit.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 01, 2014, 07:02:43 pm
Lets find where Zok lives and smear shit all over his windows.
His PI was leaked yesterday. He lives with his parents.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 01, 2014, 07:04:25 pm
just dosed 100+ grams of syncan sprayed carpet clipping / 3 months
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Ragus on September 01, 2014, 07:05:12 pm
thats why hes closing &Z?  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 01, 2014, 07:11:46 pm
thats why hes closing &Z?  :facepalm:
Well his mom and dads SSNs were both leaked and three past addresses. He's probably moving to protect them. He might have moved in because of his "health issues."
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: fuckbiscuit on September 01, 2014, 07:16:19 pm
thats why hes closing &Z?  :facepalm:
Well his mom and dads SSNs were both leaked and three past addresses. He's probably moving to protect them. He might have moved in because of his "health issues."

That's kinda fucked up.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Soso0 on September 01, 2014, 07:19:03 pm
I guess I'll forgive Zok just this once. But I think it was time something like this happened. That site was going no where.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 01, 2014, 07:22:28 pm
thats why hes closing &Z?  :facepalm:
Well his mom and dads SSNs were both leaked and three past addresses. He's probably moving to protect them. He might have moved in because of his "health issues."

That's kinda fucked up.
Quote chain. How far does it go?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: fuckbiscuit on September 01, 2014, 07:23:45 pm
thats why hes closing &Z?  :facepalm:
Well his mom and dads SSNs were both leaked and three past addresses. He's probably moving to protect them. He might have moved in because of his "health issues."

That's kinda fucked up.
Quote chain. How far does it go?

Lets find out
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Joe on September 01, 2014, 07:26:20 pm
just dosed 100+ grams of syncan sprayed carpet clipping / 3 months

ahh nothing makes me feel more at home than seeing schplerg's posts about smoking his fuzzy dustmite collection.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 01, 2014, 07:31:14 pm
Hai everybody

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 01, 2014, 07:32:17 pm
No angry face posticon  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: FlapJack on September 01, 2014, 07:33:30 pm
sup nigs
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Joe on September 01, 2014, 07:54:36 pm
yo
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: FlapJack on September 01, 2014, 08:03:59 pm
gonna take me a few days to get used to the layout here.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: IM PATMAN on September 01, 2014, 08:04:06 pm
time for round 3 faggots
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 01, 2014, 08:04:53 pm
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

I love it
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Soso0 on September 01, 2014, 08:04:59 pm
thats why hes closing &Z?  :facepalm:
Well his mom and dads SSNs were both leaked and three past addresses. He's probably moving to protect them. He might have moved in because of his "health issues."

That's kinda fucked up.
Quote chain. How far does it go?

Lets find out
Keep it going guys
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: IM PATMAN on September 01, 2014, 08:05:46 pm
lol go look at the generic avatars in the user cp, im fucking denise richards from now on
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Tungsten.Chromium on September 01, 2014, 08:07:34 pm
Why is this in BLTC???  Can a mod please move?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 01, 2014, 08:08:05 pm
  :oface::cosby: :cosby: :cosby: :cosby: :cosby: :cosby: :oface:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 01, 2014, 08:08:27 pm
Why is this in BLTC???  Can a mod please move?

this thread is a storied tradition of BLTC
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: fuckbiscuit on September 01, 2014, 08:09:29 pm
Why is this in BLTC???  Can a mod please move?

Zoklet tradition, don't be a dickweed.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: IM PATMAN on September 01, 2014, 08:10:43 pm
does this site have natives that we can exploit for resources?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: FlapJack on September 01, 2014, 08:11:37 pm
Why is this in BLTC???  Can a mod please move?

tradition, don't be a nigger

;)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Shiva on September 01, 2014, 08:13:16 pm
does this site have natives that we can exploit for resources?

You can exploit me any time big boy ;)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 01, 2014, 08:13:59 pm
we need some thanks so we can get an inaugural thanks party going on up in hurr

 :cool:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: fuckbiscuit on September 01, 2014, 08:15:36 pm
I don't like this website already.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: FlapJack on September 01, 2014, 08:15:45 pm
we need some thanks so we can get an inaugural thanks party going on up in hurr

 :cool:

Some guy with like less than 100 posts is already bitching about us coming over, lol

 
:homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :homo: :oface: :oface: :oface: :homo: :homo: :homo:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 01, 2014, 08:18:39 pm
I'd be pretty damn surprised if this website manages to hold any appreciable userbase
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: IM PATMAN on September 01, 2014, 08:19:49 pm
someone should just do retardedededthread.com
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 01, 2014, 08:20:47 pm
We need rep not thanks. Remember that clusterfuck?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: FlapJack on September 01, 2014, 08:20:58 pm
I'd be pretty damn surprised if this website manages to hold any appreciable userbase

totse.info all over again
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 01, 2014, 08:24:24 pm
I'd be pretty damn surprised if this website manages to hold any appreciable userbase

totse.info all over again

I dunno if I'd go that far since totse.info was all right when it opened, then Dfg got admined and sand niggered the place to allah peanut butter sandwiches.  Didn't help when he modded that faggot TDR either

Fortunately I think Dfg got killed by a suicide bomber
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Michael Myers on September 01, 2014, 08:25:39 pm
Dfg is alive and wel, thankfully.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: FlapJack on September 01, 2014, 08:26:37 pm
well I'll be here for the duration
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 01, 2014, 08:26:54 pm
I'd be pretty damn surprised if this website manages to hold any appreciable userbase
what alternative is there though? I wonder if xannex's site is still up.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 01, 2014, 08:28:30 pm
Dfg is alive and wel, thankfully.
lol you should see what he did with the subreddit /r/totse.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: IM PATMAN on September 01, 2014, 09:30:07 pm
Dfg is alive and wel, thankfully.
lol you should see what he did with the subreddit /r/totse.

is that just him posting on that?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Infrared on September 01, 2014, 09:31:10 pm
Hey, who posted Zok's PI? Moar info plz. Looks like this is the new retardededed thread?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: panthrax on September 01, 2014, 09:32:08 pm
Postin' all up in this piece of shit. Alright guys, let's round two this shit and make it home.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Michael Myers on September 01, 2014, 09:32:42 pm
Dfg is alive and wel, thankfully.
lol you should see what he did with the subreddit /r/totse.

Yeah, it's pretty dead there.

Dfg is alive and wel, thankfully.
lol you should see what he did with the subreddit /r/totse.

is that just him posting on that?

Yep.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Michael Myers on September 01, 2014, 09:33:09 pm
Postin' all up in this piece of shit. Alright guys, let's round two this shit and make it home.

Hi there panthrax. Enjoy the fresh start as a regular user.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 01, 2014, 09:33:38 pm
Hey, who posted Zok's PI? Moar info plz. Looks like this is the new retardededed thread?
A dumpster slut alt. People think it was the exmod unstable matter.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Infrared on September 01, 2014, 09:35:11 pm
Hey Pants. How long has Zoklet's closure been known in M&A? Just curious. Seems impossible that it just suddenly happened overnight.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 01, 2014, 09:35:28 pm
Postin' all up in this piece of shit. Alright guys, let's round two this shit and make it home.
Fuck you panny.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: OldSlice77 on September 01, 2014, 09:35:33 pm
sup gais whats goin on in this thread???

:confused:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 01, 2014, 09:37:15 pm
This community is going to die. Somebody please buy zoklet.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Michael Myers on September 01, 2014, 09:37:53 pm
^ Zok doesn't want to sell it.

sup gais whats goin on in this thread???

:confused:

Nothing much actually, Cocku.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 01, 2014, 09:38:51 pm
This community is going to die. Somebody please buy zoklet.
What do you care, you're a TC faggot.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 01, 2014, 09:41:03 pm
I like how one faggot was complaining about moving this thread when all.the SnB and chem threads belong in lab tips. Nobody reads forum descriptions.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Soso0 on September 01, 2014, 09:46:16 pm
This community is going to die. Somebody please buy zoklet.
I heard Zok refused to sell it or some shit
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: panthrax on September 01, 2014, 09:48:18 pm
Postin' all up in this piece of shit. Alright guys, let's round two this shit and make it home.
Fuck you panny.

I'll suck yer fuckin' dick, m8.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: stev on September 01, 2014, 10:02:58 pm
sup fags
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 01, 2014, 10:04:15 pm
Who's stev


It was a good run.  Before I know it, I will have wasted 5 years of my life here as well... :(
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Joe on September 01, 2014, 10:04:48 pm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FE7lTiyF8M


LEFT CHANNEL INVERSION
and some vocoder
with a bit of doubletracking
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 01, 2014, 10:07:09 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/FYgAgqB.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 01, 2014, 10:07:41 pm
Postin' all up in this piece of shit. Alright guys, let's round two this shit and make it home.
Fuck you panny.

I'll suck yer fuckin' dick, m8.

mmmmmm
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: panthrax on September 01, 2014, 10:08:43 pm
Mash, mmmmmmm.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Dumpster Slut on September 01, 2014, 10:10:29 pm
http://i.imgur.com/lSJSFHU.jpg
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger on September 01, 2014, 10:20:53 pm
Niggers.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 01, 2014, 10:23:30 pm
well I'm here guise, I'm going to be saving and posting a lot of stuff from the old forums...

:( so depressing
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Infrared on September 01, 2014, 10:24:04 pm
Hey j4. Ordered one of you yesterday.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Infrared on September 01, 2014, 10:24:56 pm
And Rizzo in a bizzo, permanent X flashbacks FTW
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger on September 01, 2014, 10:27:16 pm
Hey j4. Ordered one of you yesterday.

Noice. Doubt I'll post here too much. Seems like a waste of time when you never know when someone decides that they're going to  shut down the forum and all of your content is gone forever.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: stev on September 01, 2014, 10:29:33 pm
Who's stev

I used to be slice / namelessnom4d but this is way simpler and I'm sticking with it
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: eBagger on September 01, 2014, 10:30:50 pm
Mash, mmmmmmm.

look whose postin where you can't do shit you can't do shit :smug:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Soso0 on September 01, 2014, 10:32:05 pm
sup fags
Hey hun
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 01, 2014, 10:48:17 pm
crazy day
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Michael Myers on September 01, 2014, 11:10:30 pm
Niggers.

Your second post! Woo.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Iudicium Infernalum on September 01, 2014, 11:28:00 pm
Sup i'm the actual psychomanthis. Show me your dong, bro.

YAY ME!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Michael Myers on September 01, 2014, 11:28:34 pm
Sup i'm the actual psychomanthis. Show me your dong, bro.

YAY ME!

YAY YOU!

Fubi now you gotta show us your dick bro.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: IM PATMAN on September 01, 2014, 11:39:04 pm
freddy mercury sees through your soul
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 02, 2014, 01:12:17 am
Ooh, it tells you how many posts have transpired in a thread since idling.

Also my anus feels so itchy and aggravated
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 02, 2014, 01:23:08 am

Also my anus feels so itchy and aggravated

I honestly think I may have worms because I will wake up in the middle of the night and its like my bunghole is on fire with the itches
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Infrared on September 02, 2014, 01:31:59 am
I had just gotten at home in the old retardededed thread too. Damn. Oh well, fresh start niggas.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger on September 02, 2014, 01:32:52 am
So are we done posting on zoklet and just moving here? Zoklet has a few days left I guess.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger on September 02, 2014, 01:33:29 am
I guess we should get used to this shit.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: panthrax on September 02, 2014, 01:35:56 am
So are we done posting on zoklet and just moving here? Zoklet has a few days left I guess.

Fuck Zoklet we wildin' out.

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lye5bvMaDX1r25jeio1_500.gif)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: stev on September 02, 2014, 01:36:55 am
I guess we should get used to this shit.

fuck yeah this is fucking awesome
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 02, 2014, 01:38:52 am
(http://i.imgur.com/CahHldJ.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/CahHldJ.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/CahHldJ.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/CahHldJ.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/CahHldJ.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/CahHldJ.gif)

best thing ever
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: ibm on September 02, 2014, 01:40:09 am
Well now. Let's hope this works.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger on September 02, 2014, 01:41:19 am
So are we done posting on zoklet and just moving here? Zoklet has a few days left I guess.

Fuck Zoklet we wildin' out.

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lye5bvMaDX1r25jeio1_500.gif)

I feel you cuzzo.

(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1164343/if-you-blood-throw-it-up-o.gif)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: IM PATMAN on September 02, 2014, 01:42:31 am
fuck yea inaugural thanks par-----
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 02, 2014, 01:53:51 am
fuck yea inaugural thanks par-----

time to fall back an older totse tradition

+1
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: shopping cart for brains on September 02, 2014, 02:02:57 am
no fucking quick reply box fuck
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Ragus on September 02, 2014, 02:04:08 am
fuck yea inaugural thanks par-----

time to fall back an older totse tradition

+1

+1
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 02, 2014, 02:05:51 am
there's a quick reply button that pops out a box in the lower left
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: IM PATMAN on September 02, 2014, 02:06:30 am
fuck yea inaugural thanks par-----

time to fall back an older totse tradition

+1

+1

+1
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: shopping cart for brains on September 02, 2014, 02:07:48 am
o huzzah rizzo.

thx party

thx thx thx
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: panthrax on September 02, 2014, 02:11:11 am
there's a quick reply button that pops out a box in the lower left

Rizzo, we're gonna have to go back to stroking our dicks about our post counts now. Totse style!!!! Nostalgia!!!!!! OMG!!!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: stev on September 02, 2014, 02:21:54 am
I hate how when you click "post" it bumps you back to the forum index instead of just updating the fucking thread.

And no facepalm smiley :facepalm:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 02, 2014, 02:30:46 am
I'm kind of liking this lime green theme

Well no not really it looks like Power Ranger vomit but it reminds me of zoklet in 2009 when GS was still The pile of shit
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: fanglekai on September 02, 2014, 02:30:53 am
bump
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Iudicium Infernalum on September 02, 2014, 02:46:55 am
(http://i.imgur.com/CahHldJ.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/CahHldJ.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/CahHldJ.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/CahHldJ.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/CahHldJ.gif)(http://i.imgur.com/CahHldJ.gif)

best thing ever

That's fucking great. Rofl.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: ibm on September 02, 2014, 02:47:18 am
No totse theme for nostalgic boner? For shame
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: fanglekai on September 02, 2014, 02:49:47 am
let's all bitch and we'll get the totse theme
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: eBagger on September 02, 2014, 02:49:59 am
there's a quick reply button that pops out a box in the lower left

Did you post that so a nigga would play around with the lower left corners of everything hoping something would pop out?

Cause it worked on this nigga
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: FlapJack on September 02, 2014, 02:50:13 am
herp to da derp
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: fanglekai on September 02, 2014, 02:54:39 am
+1 quickreply
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: panthrax on September 02, 2014, 02:57:05 am
+1
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: eBagger on September 02, 2014, 02:58:12 am
I'll never lower myself to +1

I'll at least put in.....THIS much effort
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: fanglekai on September 02, 2014, 02:58:13 am
2 stars bitches
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: FlapJack on September 02, 2014, 02:58:45 am
fuck these site themes are terrible. Who picked this place as "the migration forum"
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: eBagger on September 02, 2014, 02:59:26 am
2 stars bitches

you SON OF A BITCH
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: fanglekai on September 02, 2014, 03:03:42 am
2 stars bitches

you SON OF A BITCH
i've been here for well over a month LOL
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 02, 2014, 03:40:34 am
2 stars bitches

you SON OF A BITCH
i've been here for well over a month LOL

such a hiptser
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: fanglekai on September 02, 2014, 03:41:30 am
2 stars bitches

you SON OF A BITCH
i've been here for well over a month LOL

such a hiptser

i was referring to my low post count per day vs other people with higher post counts per day
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 02, 2014, 03:42:57 am
I see. I have failed you. I will commit seppuku
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: IM PATMAN on September 02, 2014, 03:51:42 am
first things first should be hot topic bar, that'll keep posts from existing members coming.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 02, 2014, 04:01:02 am
(http://zoklet.net/bbs/picture.php?albumid=262&pictureid=2331)

when zoklet goes down, so will this picture of george bush
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Michael Myers on September 02, 2014, 04:03:21 am
Thanks party? Thanks party.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger on September 02, 2014, 05:07:25 am
This site is so fucking weird I can't figure out when people are posting in threads I've posted in and for some reason the site keeps e-mailing me with new responses. FUCK OFF
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Poast on September 02, 2014, 05:12:22 am
All that shit will hopefully be fixed 4J. Give this board a chance, pretty soon it'll be all we got forum wise.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger on September 02, 2014, 05:16:06 am
I feel you. I'm glad you're here. I feel lost. But I'm pretty fucking drunk so that's how I should feel regardless. I'm willing to accept change and new things as long as they are for better.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger on September 02, 2014, 05:18:43 am
I went to click thanks on your post and realized I don't have nice things anymore. Fuck I wasted so much of my time on zoklet trying to entertain people. In the end it doesn't even fucking matter.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Soso0 on September 02, 2014, 05:21:09 am
This site is so fucking weird I can't figure out when people are posting in threads I've posted in and for some reason the site keeps e-mailing me with new responses. FUCK OFF
I was able to fix all that in the settings. You'll get used to it soon kinda hard though after posting on Zoklet for so long
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: stev on September 02, 2014, 05:33:08 am
This site is so fucking weird I can't figure out when people are posting in threads I've posted in and for some reason the site keeps e-mailing me with new responses. FUCK OFF

same thing happened to me I had to block the messages from my email lol.  And I hate when you reply it bumps you back to the forum, like obviously I want to stay in the thread and see my post :mad:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger on September 02, 2014, 06:06:01 am
Would be nice if they would just switch to vbulletin but whatever. I don't like the quoting system either its all fucked up.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Infrared on September 02, 2014, 07:23:25 am
You can turn off that email crap in your account settings. I hated it too.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 02, 2014, 08:14:57 am
 :o idk about this place. It's super annoying on my phone. Who the duck decided red letters on a black background was a solid idea.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 02, 2014, 09:30:01 am
:o idk about this place. It's super annoying on my phone. Who the duck decided red letters on a black background was a solid idea.

I dunno I'm having no problem reading it at all

But I'm also fairly colorblind so it's a possibility that for once it might actually be working in my favor
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 420bunny on September 02, 2014, 12:48:40 pm
http://i.imgur.com/lSJSFHU.jpg

Is that schplew?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger on September 02, 2014, 01:33:02 pm
:o idk about this place. It's super annoying on my phone. Who the duck decided red letters on a black background was a solid idea.

I see white letters on a blue background, you trippin nigga.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 02, 2014, 01:36:32 pm
Nah nigga like them buttons at the top and bottom.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on September 02, 2014, 02:21:26 pm
This fucking sucks.. I can hardly read the fucking thing.

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mark311 on September 02, 2014, 02:31:21 pm
Last night was the most entertaining night of Internet fun I've ever had lol
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on September 02, 2014, 02:59:09 pm
This quick reply thing is bullshit too.

BTW- Has anyone else done tianeptine regularly for a while and suddenly stopped? 'Cause I have and it sucks. Certainly opiate like WDs. My husband says its probably the worst opiate WD but I wouldnt say that, though I havent gone as long either. This shit seems to increase opiate tolerance too.. opiates seem to do so little while on this shit, espcially after such a long hiatus and a reasonable dose.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphine on September 02, 2014, 03:26:44 pm
hey people its good to finally beable to post and contribute to this site I tried to get an account to Zoklet and never could. so just wanting to say hi and its great not to be a lurker anymore.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 02, 2014, 05:41:51 pm
how could mirrors ever be real if our eyes were real
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 02, 2014, 05:45:20 pm
how could mirrors ever be real if our eyes were real

Go to a department store where they have those three mirror setups that make it look like there are eight of you, and then say that shit.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 02, 2014, 05:47:18 pm
This quick reply thing is bullshit too.

BTW- Has anyone else done tianeptine regularly for a while and suddenly stopped? 'Cause I have and it sucks. Certainly opiate like WDs. My husband says its probably the worst opiate WD but I wouldnt say that, though I havent gone as long either. This shit seems to increase opiate tolerance too.. opiates seem to do so little while on this shit, espcially after such a long hiatus and a reasonable dose.

4 days on 3 days off no issues yet
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Herr Ruin on September 02, 2014, 05:57:15 pm
Whoever recommended Semax, thanks a lot for the suggestion! I'm on this stuff for approximately 1,5 weeks and I see improvement all around. I work in a job that relies on your ability for creative problem solving and compared to modafinil/adrafinil, semax is just about right for this kind of work. Other than that I can't comment on the effects this substance might have regarding depression because fortunately I've never been depressed, although a slightly elevated mood is noticeable, other stims like amphetamine seem to last longer and have a stronger effect in smaller doses too.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 02, 2014, 06:01:16 pm
Whoever recommended Semax, thanks a lot for the suggestion! I'm on this stuff for approximately 1,5 weeks and I see improvement all around. I work in a job that relies on your ability for creative problem solving and compared to modafinil/adrafinil, semax is just about right for this kind of work. Other than that I can't comment on the effects this substance might have regarding depression because fortunately I've never been depressed, although a slightly elevated mood is noticeable, other stims like amphetamine seem to last longer and have a stronger effect in smaller doses too.

are you using .1% or 1% solution?

Or something else entirely  :P
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Herr Ruin on September 02, 2014, 06:20:59 pm
.1 for now and as far as I can tell I wouldn't see any benefit in using the stronger solution but I guess I'll give it a shot as soon as my order is finished. 4 science and shit :D
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 02, 2014, 06:45:04 pm
.1 for now and as far as I can tell I wouldn't see any benefit in using the stronger solution but I guess I'll give it a shot as soon as my order is finished. 4 science and shit :D

+1

thx
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphine on September 02, 2014, 07:42:54 pm
This quick reply thing is bullshit too.

BTW- Has anyone else done tianeptine regularly for a while and suddenly stopped? 'Cause I have and it sucks. Certainly opiate like WDs. My husband says its probably the worst opiate WD but I wouldnt say that, though I havent gone as long either. This shit seems to increase opiate tolerance too.. opiates seem to do so little while on this shit, espcially after such a long hiatus and a reasonable dose.

4 days on 3 days off no issues yet

We use it everyday 4 - 5 times we ran out to soon.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphine on September 02, 2014, 08:09:46 pm
Hey Midnight Sun How you been I havent been able chat with you since the time my wife let me use her account
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Junior Jacon Jeese Jurger on September 02, 2014, 09:03:23 pm
Last night was the most entertaining night of Internet fun I've ever had lol

I went on a mass trolling spree when I was drunk as fuck and have no interest in even replying to all the bullshit.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 02, 2014, 09:41:01 pm
1. I'm gonna need a damned thanks button
2. What's up with the rights to totse.com
3. Idk if I can get attached to another forum, they say they'll always be there but they always leave you.
4. being off heroin blows
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 02, 2014, 09:55:43 pm
1. I'm gonna need a damned thanks button
2. What's up with the rights to totse.com
3. Idk if I can get attached to another forum, they say they'll always be there but they always leave you.
4. being off heroin blows

1. meh
2. good question, I think jeff still owns it but idk. that would be epic if we could get it back
3. don't get attached. there's a real possibility we might set up another one. there might be splinters or fractures but as long as there are places that the community collectively knows about then we can just be fucking gypsies and move with the e-wind. seriously, our story is kind of epic if you think about it, digital citizens with a history stretching back to the early days, unable to now find a permanent home in the modern world of facebooks and twitters.
4. im at like 2 months or so...I get really bad cravings here and there but it does get easier. kratom helped a lot but im just smoking weed now and occasionally drinking.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 02, 2014, 10:31:48 pm
Saturday was my only use in the last 3 weeks. I reset my withdraws slightly but it's nothing a little weed can't take care of. I was only on a 6 month run, clean ten months before that, so my paws should be done pretty quick this time around hopefully. Now I can hold down a job for more than a few months.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bling bling on September 03, 2014, 01:10:46 am
huh
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 03, 2014, 01:13:09 am
I really fucking cannot stand this place. I'm using the WAP theme because the default one sucks dick on a phone.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on September 03, 2014, 01:28:20 am
Ive been using tianeptine 3-4 times a day (sometimes 5) at approx 40-80mgs depending. If opiates are your problem, I would recommend it, just because the cravings go waaay the fuck down with daily dosings of it- for that matter most cravings period. Sure the shit has its own WDs over long period use but at least its legal, easy to get, fairly cheap (compared to other addictions anyway) and you can function on it just fine at work and such, even when taking a larger dose than normal.

Also, it seems to have an effect on my sex drive in a positive way.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 03, 2014, 01:30:16 am
you all need to get clean and stop wasting your lives

fucking junkies

i may smoke carpet dust, but it's just a little extra fiber. what's your excuse?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 03, 2014, 01:34:06 am
Lets find where Zok lives and smear shit all over his windows.
His PI was leaked yesterday. He lives with his parents.

Being as Zok is not a member here his PI could be posted.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 03, 2014, 01:40:14 am
Ive been using tianeptine 3-4 times a day (sometimes 5) at approx 40-80mgs depending. If opiates are your problem, I would recommend it, just because the cravings go waaay the fuck down with daily dosings of it- for that matter most cravings period. Sure the shit has its own WDs over long period use but at least its legal, easy to get, fairly cheap (compared to other addictions anyway) and you can function on it just fine at work and such, even when taking a larger dose than normal.

Also, it seems to have an effect on my sex drive in a positive way.
damn bitch, I've tried texting you but you don't answer.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on September 03, 2014, 01:53:01 am
My phone was off all weekend- just go time on it. Ive been borrowing my dads. Time added today though. Been at work since 2, just got home around 10.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Michael Myers on September 03, 2014, 01:55:13 am
My phone was off all weekend- just go time on it. Ive been borrowing my dads. Time added today though. Been at work since 2, just got home around 10.

Can I get your dad's number? For.... a thing.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on September 03, 2014, 03:12:53 am
What kind of thing?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 03, 2014, 03:54:53 am
i'm gonna fuckin kick ur ass bitch

zok isdn't in charge, this is a free country, this is an anarchy

anybody and everybody can and will get hurt

and you're 1 of those /people

you're  just a []

yodee yidee YEE YEE YEE

I LOVE SHAPES

I LOVE I LOVE SHAPES

I LOVE SHAPES

I LOVE I LOVE SHAPES

AHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHHHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAA
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: constantinople on September 03, 2014, 03:57:05 am
Ive been using tianeptine 3-4 times a day (sometimes 5) at approx 40-80mgs depending. If opiates are your problem, I would recommend it, just because the cravings go waaay the fuck down with daily dosings of it- for that matter most cravings period. Sure the shit has its own WDs over long period use but at least its legal, easy to get, fairly cheap (compared to other addictions anyway) and you can function on it just fine at work and such, even when taking a larger dose than normal.

Also, it seems to have an effect on my sex drive in a positive way.
damn bitch, I've tried texting you but you don't answer.


Holy shit I had no idea you were still around. O_o.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 03, 2014, 04:00:23 am
Ive been using tianeptine 3-4 times a day (sometimes 5) at approx 40-80mgs depending. If opiates are your problem, I would recommend it, just because the cravings go waaay the fuck down with daily dosings of it- for that matter most cravings period. Sure the shit has its own WDs over long period use but at least its legal, easy to get, fairly cheap (compared to other addictions anyway) and you can function on it just fine at work and such, even when taking a larger dose than normal.

Also, it seems to have an effect on my sex drive in a positive way.
damn bitch, I've tried texting you but you don't answer.

Holy shit I had no idea you were still aroud. O_o.
I've been around. I used an alt on zoklet for the past year or so. I was Bipolar High Roller on zoklet.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 03, 2014, 04:01:29 am
i'm gonna fuckin kick ur ass bitch

zok isdn't in charge, this is a free country, this is an anarchy

anybody and everybody can and will get hurt

and you're 1 of those /people

you're  just a []

yodee yidee YEE YEE YEE

I LOVE SHAPES

I LOVE I LOVE SHAPES

I LOVE SHAPES

I LOVE I LOVE SHAPES

AHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHHHAHAHAAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAHAA


STOP BARKING ASSHOLE
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 03, 2014, 10:29:41 am
Good morning
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on September 03, 2014, 11:21:47 am
Dont force your 'good' on my morning, damn it.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: ibm on September 03, 2014, 12:02:14 pm
Buenos dias
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 03, 2014, 12:34:06 pm
Dont force your 'good' on my morning, damn it.
bad morning !
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 03, 2014, 01:11:41 pm
Watch me destroy you


Get out of my path


 I fucked your wife


Fucked her in


the ass


 She loved it

She sucks me

 That's really funny


Suck me

You fucker
I hate you You're nothing Orgasmic Oh I'm coming Harder please harder
Fuck me Fuck me I called you My best friend The truth hurts The price you
pay Don't spit on me You don't know me My ass bleeds for you Sincerely
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphine on September 03, 2014, 01:45:43 pm
Dont force your 'good' on my morning, damn it.
bad morning !

not really just morning my wifes not a morning person neither am i for that mater
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 03, 2014, 01:56:48 pm
Dont force your 'good' on my morning, damn it.
bad morning !

not really just morning my wifes not a morning person neither am i for that mater
It doesn't really feel like the morning if you don't sleep. Fuck I'm tired and I have to work a 12 hour shift today..
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphine on September 03, 2014, 02:00:18 pm
Dont force your 'good' on my morning, damn it.
bad morning !

not really just morning my wifes not a morning person neither am i for that mater
It doesn't really feel like the morning if you don't sleep. Fuck I'm tired and I have to work a 12 hour shift today..


Fuck man I remember those days hell I still have them from time to time. well youll be sleeping good tonight. shit you need some meth that would get you through today.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphine on September 03, 2014, 03:53:13 pm
Fuck where the fuck is my mail at. waiting on the medicine to get here so i can get out of these fucking WDs.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: EmailMyPants on September 03, 2014, 04:38:09 pm
whats the point of this thread
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 03, 2014, 05:49:11 pm
Hey Midnight Sun How you been I havent been able chat with you since the time my wife let me use her account

I've been pretty good, thanks

Think your old lady discovered your attempts to kick me off my porcelain throne of King of Turds
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 03, 2014, 05:52:48 pm
Damn I can't wait till it cools off a bit so I can order some of this semax stuff

Gotta wait till october tho, for temperatures to drop appreciably beneath 90-100
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Semiazas on September 04, 2014, 05:09:35 am
I have arrived.

Let's get that cp shit out of this thread, mods/admins. Fucking gross.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Semiazas on September 04, 2014, 06:09:24 am
In your profile settings there is an option to have the page stay in thread rather than redirect to forum after posting.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 04, 2014, 07:03:14 am
In your profile settings there is an option to have the page stay in thread rather than redirect to forum after posting.

ya.... he's right
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Ragus on September 04, 2014, 03:54:02 pm
Fuck where the fuck is my mail at. waiting on the medicine to get here so i can get out of these fucking WDs.

of dick?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Semiazas on September 04, 2014, 05:12:53 pm
So I guess Zoklet is dead now. Hope we can carve out  a little space for TRT here.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 04, 2014, 09:36:08 pm
Glad to see you've made the jump semi.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: DietCoke on September 05, 2014, 02:21:53 am
Wher is PoC and Count and Casper?/1?1/

oh well at least sploof made it
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphine on September 05, 2014, 12:43:59 pm
Fuck where the fuck is my mail at. waiting on the medicine to get here so i can get out of these fucking WDs.

of dick?

Tianeptine
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphine on September 05, 2014, 01:15:36 pm
yea why the hell isnt PoC here, what is he to good for evryone now. but for real I hope hes ok anyone heard from him lately
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: zok jr. on September 05, 2014, 05:59:04 pm
BEEP bopper I am a robot I have a robot vagina
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 06, 2014, 01:54:50 am
who has muffins' contact info?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: FlapJack on September 06, 2014, 01:39:39 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/2HzhyDB.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bling bling on September 06, 2014, 02:56:10 pm
(https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/7ixtXndzxMPq6gTaeE5kKSfHVj0j7hh15a5C3iWMZ5jIph7-94ZPHs44vShuFdQ6fsSDVh5eZck=w170)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Iudicium Infernalum on September 07, 2014, 07:26:15 pm
Oh hai! What's going on ITT guise.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 10, 2014, 03:30:02 am
Niggers you let this fall back to the second page. I am very dissapoint.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 10, 2014, 05:48:36 am
Lasagna or ham for the weekend
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Calzone on September 10, 2014, 05:58:06 am
Lasagna or ham for the weekend

Go ham on the weekend, and lasagna on monday.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Joe on September 10, 2014, 06:25:51 am
Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
shaves in the dark
tries to save paper.

Sleeps in a hole in the road.
Saving up to buy some clothes.
Keeps a ten bob note up his nose.
Such a mean old man.
Such a dirty old man.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 10, 2014, 06:33:04 am
Wher is PoC and Count and Casper?/1?1/

oh well at least sploof made it

who are you?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Joe on September 10, 2014, 06:39:03 am
Whooooo are you.
Who who
Who who


(the rest of my posts in this thread will be in the form of song lyrics)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Calzone on September 10, 2014, 08:23:08 am
It's fucking 4am and I'm wide awake. I smoked two cigs, took a shot, made myself a burrito, and I swear to god nothing makes me even the least bit tired. Guess I'm not going to bother being a productive member of society tomorrow.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 10, 2014, 09:59:51 am
Long term benzo use has been linked to an increased risk of Alzheimer's/dementia. http://m.bbc.com/news/health-29127726

Aww hell, I'm already genetically predisposed now this?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 10, 2014, 10:25:02 am
Long term benzo use has been linked to an increased risk of Alzheimer's/dementia. http://m.bbc.com/news/health-29127726

Aww hell, I'm already genetically predisposed now this?
Fuck  I must stop this abuse of benzos but it is hard. I wish there was a wonder drug that just made benzo withdrawals disappear.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 10, 2014, 03:26:55 pm
Long term benzo use has been linked to an increased risk of Alzheimer's/dementia. http://m.bbc.com/news/health-29127726

Aww hell, I'm already genetically predisposed now this?

eat nootropics and smoke an ecig, you'll be fine
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RIPtotse on September 10, 2014, 05:40:08 pm
sup fags
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 10, 2014, 09:03:36 pm
Long term benzo use has been linked to an increased risk of Alzheimer's/dementia. http://m.bbc.com/news/health-29127726

Aww hell, I'm already genetically predisposed now this?

Dude, seriously?  Same situation here...  My abuela who recently passed away had Alzheimer's really bad, and her mom did too. And I recently started getting scripted some benzos daily...  Just 1mg Xanax XR twice a day, but I also take Gabapentin 300mg three times a day, which is actually more like 5 or 6.  Hm.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Calzone on September 10, 2014, 09:36:56 pm
Maybe its just me, but alzheimers is fucking terrifying. It's one of the main reasons I want to quit smoking.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 10, 2014, 09:41:55 pm
I wonder if dissociatives would make it more or less likely.  Isn't memantine an NMDA antagonist and supposed to help with Alzheimer's?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 10, 2014, 09:43:34 pm
14 strong pages
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 10, 2014, 09:44:26 pm
Maybe its just me, but alzheimers is fucking terrifying. It's one of the main reasons I want to quit smoking.
Im scared of lou gherigs/ALS. Man its such shittyway to go my abuelo died if that and he was actuve tennis player well into his 60s winning touneys and shit it was sad as fuck I still think about it and how he was for those 2 years make me want to cry. I miss  you papa your playing tennis and golf with jesus now.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on September 10, 2014, 10:22:18 pm
Look at it this way, if you get Alzheimer's you can shop at Walmart with your pants around your ankles and your dick swinging around and they won't do anything about it.
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Post by: Calzone on September 10, 2014, 10:27:08 pm
Look at it this way, if you get Alzheimer's you can shop at Walmart with your pants around your ankles and your dick swinging around and they won't do anything about it.

No shit, my grandfather did something similar to this when he went out to buy a pack of smokes.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on September 10, 2014, 10:27:57 pm
I miss  you papa your playing tennis and golf with jesus now.

Jesus the type of nigga to kick the golf ball closer to the hole when you aren't looking
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Post by: Piles of Crack on September 10, 2014, 10:29:15 pm
No shit, my grandfather did something similar to this when he went out to buy a pack of smokes.

My grandpa was in the hospital for something once and walked out of the room and starter strolling around the halls ass naked trying to strike up conversations with people
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Post by: Infinityshock on September 10, 2014, 10:29:32 pm
Look at it this way, if you get Alzheimer's you can shop at Walmart with your pants around your ankles and your dick swinging around and they won't do anything about it.

The lack of alzheimers never stopped anyone from doing this
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Post by: Rationahl on September 10, 2014, 10:30:06 pm
No shit he lives with his parents he ran zoklet for fucks sake
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Post by: Calzone on September 10, 2014, 10:31:01 pm
My grandpa was in the hospital for something once and walked out of the room and starter strolling around the halls ass naked trying to strike up conversations with people

Well it's definitely a conversation topic.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on September 10, 2014, 10:33:17 pm
I'll have to get used to posting on here coming from Zoklet, I feel like I'm in a homeless shelter
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 11, 2014, 12:55:42 am
Its rather shit on a mobile im finding out
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Post by: Ragus on September 11, 2014, 01:24:24 am
I'll have to get used to posting on here coming from Zoklet, I feel like I'm in a homeless shelter

this forum had waaaaayyy less traffic before our migration dawg.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on September 11, 2014, 01:28:34 am
this forum had waaaaayyy less traffic before our migration dawg.

That's what Christopher Columbus said about North America.
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 11, 2014, 03:29:40 am
Nodding like a mofo =}
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 11, 2014, 05:40:37 am
Nodding like a mofo =}

Me too, brudda.  Found some amazing "China white".  I thought there was only tar round these parts, but this is some banginass powder.
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Post by: Zero on September 11, 2014, 06:36:00 am
Niggers.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 11, 2014, 07:33:03 am
(http://zoklet.net/bbs/picture.php?albumid=262&pictureid=1443)

Happy 9/11 faggots
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 11, 2014, 07:58:32 am
I managed to clog an industrial toilet today

An already proud moment in my crapping career was made better when I went ahead and used the plunger taunting me to the left of the toilet, but I couldn't get it unclogged, so in the end, I just kept flushing and pushing the poopy water past the cemented poo log until there was clean water in the bowl and I left it to be  someone else's problem

/day
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Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 11:27:22 am
Hello, My name is RisiR. I'm the new best poster so it's a pleasure to meet you all.

I hope, and am sure, we will have lots of fun together.

Sieg Heil!
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Post by: Infinityshock on September 11, 2014, 11:32:03 am
Niggers.

No niggers allowed
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 11, 2014, 11:46:35 am
Fuck my fever  came back with a vengence headache this time. I bumped into this african lookin dude at a 711 if I dpnt post for a few weeks assume the ebola got me
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Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 12:34:16 pm
RIP
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 11, 2014, 12:48:34 pm
RIP

Well damn, at least wait for the ebola to fully kick in and homeboy to die first before posting that.  The man's already struggling with the anxiety of imminent death, and now you're gon put him through having to already read people telling him to rest in peace?  Kinda coldhearted, dude.
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Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 12:55:06 pm
It's a hardknock life and you better learn how to hustle your way around a concrete jungle or something like that.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 11, 2014, 01:07:14 pm
lol
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Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 01:11:28 pm
Yea, laugh now.... laugh now....
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Post by: eBagger on September 11, 2014, 05:38:31 pm
this forum had waaaaayyy less traffic before our migration dawg.

That's what Christopher Columbus said about North America.

awww sheeeeit poc :nigga:
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Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 05:41:21 pm
And finally I meet the 5 star eBagger.

Nigga, got some content comin'?
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Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 08:10:23 pm
Way to let a nigga down.

Fuck you eBagger. I hope you get cast away on your shitty island.

Your biggest fan, Stan.
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Post by: Zero on September 11, 2014, 08:39:03 pm
What happened to that fucking hyperactive loser Zenith?
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Post by: eBagger on September 11, 2014, 09:12:38 pm
And finally I meet the 5 star eBagger.

Nigga, got some content comin'?

1. Nigga who is you

2. no

3. I get cast-awayed on the regular  :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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Post by: RisiR on September 11, 2014, 09:47:09 pm
RisiR, nice to meet you.
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Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 12, 2014, 12:28:17 am
9/11 was an inside joke!
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Post by: Brain surgeon on September 12, 2014, 01:50:49 am
^its soooo good to hear it
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Post by: WS on September 12, 2014, 02:00:08 am
Is this thing on
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 02:01:40 am
Turn it up a bit I can barely hear ya.
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Post by: mashleshmash on September 12, 2014, 02:02:12 am
Can you quack

Can you quack like a duck  when you fuck
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Post by: RIPtotse on September 12, 2014, 02:27:00 am
i can quack
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Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 02:31:40 am
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 12, 2014, 02:43:14 am
You are a doubleplusgood duckspeaker, Comrade!
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Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 02:57:46 am
I have posted 120 times today so I'd say that's a pretty good start.

I'm out of this bitch but shine on you crazy diamonds.

Sieg heil!
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Post by: Ragus on September 12, 2014, 03:22:06 am
Can you quack

Can you quack like a duck  when you fuck

In china "duck" is a word for gigolo
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 12, 2014, 07:28:34 am
Managed to snag a 55 gallon drum from work to convert into a trash can, but I somehow got stuck with the one that managed to be somewhat corroded (here in the desert...wtf).  So I sanded it down and gotta paint over it.

Since I'm already gonna be painting, someone give me some stencil ideas.  It's a flat white barrel.
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Post by: The Duke on September 12, 2014, 08:10:19 am
I went to jail. Did 54 days. I come back to zoklet closed. Fuck you guys.
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Post by: The Duke on September 12, 2014, 08:14:54 am
Currently homeless and fucked up my life hard. Sucks.
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Post by: FlapJack on September 12, 2014, 09:52:01 am
Managed to snag a 55 gallon drum from work to convert into a trash can, but I somehow got stuck with the one that managed to be somewhat corroded (here in the desert...wtf).  So I sanded it down and gotta paint over it.

Since I'm already gonna be painting, someone give me some stencil ideas.  It's a flat white barrel.

If it's got a lid do goatse on the top
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 12, 2014, 11:23:55 am
urghh still sick but its friday i'll pump it out.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on September 12, 2014, 12:32:13 pm
OMG this sucks, I'm not prepared to deal with this cold/flu right now.
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Post by: The Duke on September 12, 2014, 12:35:19 pm
I'm depressed as fuck.
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Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 01:38:00 pm
I'm depressed as fuck.

Wanna talk about it with a stranger?
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Post by: WS on September 12, 2014, 02:12:46 pm
Who is RisiR? BradlehBee? The guy who is sometimes a meth cook, sometimes gay?
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Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 02:17:23 pm
I'm the new black, nigger.   8)

Nah, I'm new. I lurked on Zoklet and thought now is my time to shine.

By the way, I really like your style Weed Smoker. Keep them marbles rollin'. (no homo)
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Post by: RIPtotse on September 12, 2014, 02:49:23 pm
shit niggas, i miss totse
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Post by: mashleshmash on September 12, 2014, 02:50:21 pm
word
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Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 03:40:17 pm
This shit here shouldn't be so boring.
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Post by: The Duke on September 12, 2014, 03:42:31 pm
Life is fucking weird.
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Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 03:43:43 pm
Define weird.
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Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 04:07:49 pm
Ok, motherfucker then we won't have a fucking conversation about your fucked up life you homeless nigger.

Fucking...
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Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 12, 2014, 04:12:15 pm
fucking hangovers
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 12, 2014, 04:31:26 pm
Managed to snag a 55 gallon drum from work to convert into a trash can, but I somehow got stuck with the one that managed to be somewhat corroded (here in the desert...wtf).  So I sanded it down and gotta paint over it.

Since I'm already gonna be painting, someone give me some stencil ideas.  It's a flat white barrel.

If it's got a lid do goatse on the top

It does but it's all manner of fucked up so I think I'm just gonna throw it out

But, 2 hands spraypainted opposite each other on the lip of the drum sounds like it could work
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 12, 2014, 04:37:05 pm
actually, starting to ponder if plasti-dip wouldn't be a better choice for the bottom, instead of paint, this way there won't be any metal on tile
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 12, 2014, 05:02:59 pm
Ok, motherfucker then we won't have a fucking conversation about your fucked up life you homeless nigger.

Fucking...

It's not easy being homeless, fuckface, I got busy!
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Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 05:17:59 pm
Ok, motherfucker then we won't have a fucking conversation about your fucked up life you homeless nigger.

Fucking...

It's not easy being homeless, fuckface, I got busy!
Had to suck a couple dicks for a burger, huh? I understand. I'm sorry.
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Post by: The Duke on September 12, 2014, 05:33:49 pm
I had to go shopping. Then I grilled some bacon cheeseburgers.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on September 12, 2014, 05:56:54 pm
Being homeless isnt so bad, but you better get your shit together because winter is coming hard and fast all over your ass. Either get indoors somehow by then or a tent and a good sleeping bag are a must.  #gayprostitution.

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Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 12, 2014, 06:33:04 pm
Being homeless isnt so bad, but you better get your shit together because winter is coming hard and fast all over your ass. Either get indoors somehow by then or a tent and a good sleeping bag are a must.  #gayprostitution.

WINTER IS COMING
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Post by: mashleshmash on September 12, 2014, 06:42:50 pm
clothes and bacon cheeseburgers
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Post by: WS on September 12, 2014, 07:38:22 pm
clothes and bacon cheeseburgers

Even if I wore blinds I could still shmell money
I caint trush no outside niggas they could tell on me
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Post by: mashleshmash on September 12, 2014, 07:39:52 pm
ima roll a marble right in yo mouth
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Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 12, 2014, 07:50:10 pm
Wee, in a few hours I'm going to the anniversary memorial of my friend hanging himself last year. Three months later I lost two friends, both shot (loooong story). I am going to get very drunk with my friends and cry. I'm also going to hit on everything.
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Post by: Calzone on September 12, 2014, 07:53:35 pm
Wee, in a few hours I'm going to the anniversary memorial of my friend hanging himself last year. Three months later I lost two friends, both shot (loooong story). I am going to get very drunk with my friends and cry. I'm also going to hit on everything.

Sounds like a solid plan. Don't forget to be a cliché and pour some out for the lost
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Post by: bling bling on September 12, 2014, 07:55:01 pm
who smoke their tobaco like a fiend
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 12, 2014, 08:37:16 pm
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Post by: RisiR on September 12, 2014, 08:53:57 pm
Hahaha, nice.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on September 12, 2014, 09:16:04 pm
Got me a glass bottle of squirt, them Mexicans really know their way around a lemon-lime.
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Post by: 1337 on September 12, 2014, 11:47:22 pm
I went to jail. Did 54 days. I come back to zoklet closed. Fuck you guys.
Damn negro, what did you get popped for? Was it some junkie shit like stealing booze.

Speaking of junkie shit, my neighbor, the fisherman just got back from a three month fishing trip and he dosed me with crack last night. My heart started pounding for like 10 minutes, fucking asshole.

Wee, in a few hours I'm going to the anniversary memorial of my friend hanging himself last year. Three months later I lost two friends, both shot (loooong story). I am going to get very drunk with my friends and cry. I'm also going to hit on everything.
My best man at my wedding hanged himself like 3-4months before the wedding. l went through all the stages of change/grief. I still am not over it though,I know he was obviously deprssed with a drug addiction and had been disowned from his family, but I still feel betrayed and selfishly pissed off, which is coming about subconsciously because I'm so hurt by is. I should talk to my shrink about it, I need therapy more than SSRIs again.
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Post by: mojo4567 on September 12, 2014, 11:50:12 pm
I went to jail. Did 54 days. I come back to zoklet closed. Fuck you guys.
Damn negro, what did you get popped for? Was it some junkie shit like stealing booze.

Speaking of junkie shit, my neighbor, the fisherman just got back from a three month fishing trip and he dosed me with crack last night. My heart started pounding for like 10 minutes, fucking asshole.

Wee, in a few hours I'm going to the anniversary memorial of my friend hanging himself last year. Three months later I lost two friends, both shot (loooong story). I am going to get very drunk with my friends and cry. I'm also going to hit on everything.
My best man at my wedding hanged himself like 3-4months before the wedding. l went through all the stages of change/grief. I still am not over it though,I know he was obviously deprssed with a drug addiction and had been disowned from his family, but I still feel betrayed and selfishly pissed off, which is coming about subconsciously because I'm so hurt by is. I should talk to my shrink about it, I need therapy more than SSRIs again.

wow and i thought my parents fucked me up
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Post by: splooge gook on September 13, 2014, 02:16:07 am
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IM GONNA SLIT YOU R THROAT

AND FUCK THE WOUND

GOUNNA PUT MY FACE IN

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Post by: fanglekai on September 13, 2014, 02:38:41 am
Got me a glass bottle of squirt, them Mexicans really know their way around a lemon-lime.

squirt is grapefruit
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Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 02:43:27 am
Got me a glass bottle of squirt, them Mexicans really know their way around a lemon-lime.

squirt is grapefruit
Sometimes it's piss.
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Post by: RIPtotse on September 13, 2014, 02:54:25 am
well then thats that
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Post by: RIPtotse on September 13, 2014, 03:00:55 am
smoke a double post bitch brrrapppttt
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Post by: fanglekai on September 13, 2014, 04:09:25 am
+1
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Post by: Brain surgeon on September 13, 2014, 03:08:47 pm
Got me a glass bottle of squirt, them Mexicans really know their way around a lemon-lime.

squirt is grapefruit

This is true. I was unaware.
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Post by: Zero on September 13, 2014, 04:39:53 pm
Think i'll score a Q of bud and terrorize some minorites...
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 04:49:55 pm
Have fun and stay save.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Zero on September 13, 2014, 04:50:43 pm
Have fun and stay save.

Bradley...is...is that you?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 04:55:11 pm
I'm sorry to disappoint you but no I'm not BradleyB.

I'm a new user. RisiR, nice to meet you.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 13, 2014, 05:23:42 pm
I spend like ~200 dollars on drugs and gambling on a weekly basis does this make me a degenerate
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 05:24:40 pm
What kind of gambling?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 13, 2014, 05:29:44 pm
What kind of gambling?
Sports gambling.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 05:34:16 pm
Better than slot machines fo sure.

I think the important part is, do you enjoy your lifestyle or would those $200 invested in something else make your life better?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 13, 2014, 05:51:40 pm
Better than slot machines fo sure.

I think the important part is, do you enjoy your lifestyle or would those $200 invested in something else make your life better?
I do quite enjoy both but investing the money into something like getting the AC in my car fixed would make my lofe better but its almost winter any way.
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Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 05:53:59 pm
Then I say fuck it and I'm a certified professional when it comes to degenerates.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 13, 2014, 06:00:49 pm
Who remembers bop-its
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Post by: Brain surgeon on September 13, 2014, 06:03:48 pm
That's for sure Bradley.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 13, 2014, 06:04:57 pm
Who remembers bop-its
twist it. Pull it. Bop it. Shit was fun. Remember yo-yo balls?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Deviant on September 13, 2014, 06:05:15 pm
Who remembers bop-its

The "bop it, twist it, pull it" things?!

I loved those things as a kid, then they got all stupid and complicated.

I haven't seen one in ages
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 06:09:33 pm
Who remembers bop-its
We still have those here in Germany and the TV commercials made me hate the fucking thing.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bling bling on September 13, 2014, 07:05:08 pm
how 2 get the resin into my lung
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 07:06:20 pm
IV injection.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bling bling on September 13, 2014, 07:07:38 pm
does semiz still shoot up dirt mixed with water
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 07:15:05 pm
Is it water soluble? Herp derp.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bling bling on September 13, 2014, 07:34:09 pm
smoking weed with the niggger after class is something i do sometimes its lulz he is from africa as well...

HELP ZOKLET PPLZ


CAN U CATCH EBOLA FROM JOINT????
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 07:42:43 pm
You actually can.

That's how the disease spread to the human race. Some nigger in Africa confused his cousin Omar with a bonobo monkey and they hit a blunt together. True story.
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Post by: Zero on September 13, 2014, 10:15:34 pm
Ebola was man made by whitey to keep the ape numbers down.

True story...
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Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 10:21:33 pm
Ebola was man made by whitey to keep the ape numbers down.

True story...
Yea, that's why they drop the "patients" in Atlanta and Paris.

There's even a patent on it.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 13, 2014, 11:16:25 pm
Ahhhh..... few things exceed the satisfaction of dropping a huge turd and feeling 10 pounds lighter afterward
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Post by: RisiR on September 13, 2014, 11:21:57 pm
Ahhhh..... few things exceed the satisfaction of dropping a huge turd and feeling 10 pounds lighter afterward
Dude, we just pooped at the same time.  :D
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 13, 2014, 11:25:33 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-PZiWj06C4
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 13, 2014, 11:37:30 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ckjELRL6Y
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 03:26:40 am
fucking hangovers

What's a nigga gotta do to give a Thank round these parts, stranga?  :hrmph:

Lol.

Oh WTF, and now I see there's no ":hrmph:"?  Now we got a serious issue going on here.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 14, 2014, 03:46:20 am
God damn this steak smells amazing, in one more hour it'll have been slow cooking 6 hours. 
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 14, 2014, 03:48:20 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqa5CPLlw-U

This always makes my day
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 03:49:45 am
God damn this steak smells amazing, in one more hour it'll have been slow cooking 6 hours.
Imagine the smell after it has been slow turding inside you for another 6 hours.

Mhmmmmm....
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 14, 2014, 04:06:39 am
Was anyone here old enough to have a set of lawn darts as a kid?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 14, 2014, 04:27:53 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqa5CPLlw-U

This always makes my day

The coolest thing about R. Lee Ernies part is that he had virtually no script.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RIPtotse on September 14, 2014, 04:28:25 am
Was anyone here old enough to have a set of lawn darts as a kid?
my grandpa has like 3 sets with boxes and everything
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 08:06:50 am
I haven't slept in like 10000 hours and have made close to 400 posts in the past 3 days.



P-PPPPPUMP THIS SHIT LIKE THEY DO IN THE FUTURE!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 08:14:54 am
Could someone please shoot me?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 09:03:17 am
A knife to the neck would do, as well.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 14, 2014, 11:58:19 am
Damn.  I just bore witness to a very smoothly, perfectly executed insurance fraud scheme.

Won't go into detail, but, truly, well planned.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 11:59:07 am
Still going strong but I think I just broke the 4th wall and parts of the ceiling.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 12:18:56 pm
Whatchu on, mane?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 12:21:34 pm
Sober.

Well, 10mg noopept and a bit of caffeine. No sleep, though.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 12:25:14 pm
Sober.

Well, 10mg noopept and a bit of caffeine. No sleep, though.

Well...  yeah, I saw the no sleep part here:
I haven't slept in like 10000 hours and have made close to 400 posts in the past 3 days.



P-PPPPPUMP THIS SHIT LIKE THEY DO IN THE FUTURE!

Sooooo liek...  wai?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 12:35:03 pm
You close your eyes and lose 8 hours every night. Boom, you're gone.

Instead of doing that you can stay up and use those 8 hours to be the person you can't be in the other 16 hours of the day. You can be a slacker, a loser, a cracker, a bulldozer. You can be the fucking Champion of the world yknomsayn.

You can be yourself but that almost always ends other than planned because you don't even know yourself.

You see? This could've easily been a dream but it wasn't because I was awake and lived it. This is my shit and this is how I roll.

Turn that funk back on,  8)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 01:27:12 pm
You close your eyes and lose 8 hours every night. Boom, you're gone.

Instead of doing that you can stay up and use those 8 hours to be the person you can't be in the other 16 hours of the day. You can be a slacker, a loser, a cracker, a bulldozer. You can be the fucking Champion of the world yknomsayn.

You can be yourself but that almost always ends other than planned because you don't even know yourself.

You see? This could've easily been a dream but it wasn't because I was awake and lived it. This is my shit and this is how I roll.

Turn that funk back on,  8)

Yeah, if only it weren't for that whole needing to dream in order to avoid psychosis and ultimately death.  Literally needing to dream specifically too, not just sleep in general.  They did a study on people where they allowed them the full amount of sleep each night but awoke them as soon as they went into REM sleep, and they still developed psychosis and whatnot despite getting all of their deep sleep or whatever other cycles there are other than REM.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 01:33:58 pm
You are a very serious person, my friend.


I just don't sleep because I'm an insomniac who withdraws from weed, beer and benzos.

I usually like sleep a lot. ;)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 02:07:09 pm
You are a very serious person, my friend.


I just don't sleep because I'm an insomniac who withdraws from weed, beer and benzos.

I usually like sleep a lot. ;)

Ya know, it's weird, whenever I smoke weed regularly, I don't remember my dreams at all, but then if I stop for even a day or two, my dreams come back all vivid-like and shiz.  I've read of this happening with other people, too.  But yeah, it's a bitch falling asleep if you're used to either of those three things and then don't have any.  For instance, I had no weed or drinks last night, and I didn't sleep a wink.  I mean, I was also on opiates...  can't sleep on those for some reason...  but I would've still only gotten very minimal sleep if it weren't for that, I'm sure.  Especially once you get used to hitting the bar most nights and taking shots of Fireball alternated with tall beers, then you just get home, collapse on the bad (in my case, with my contacts still in, which always makes my hangover like 5x worse, for real, because of all the gunk my eyes make when I do that), and are instantly out cold.  Getting used to that and then dramatically cutting back the drinking and almost entirely eliminating going to the bar causes sleep to be so difficult to attain.  Just never feel tired, and I don't go to bed if I still feel awake..  That and then I ran out of weed the other day and have gotten D's and dope since then but not anymore bud....

But yeah, NOW, right fucking NOW, last night's sleep deprivation wants to catch up with me all at once.  Probably from taking my morning dose of Xanax XR and Gabapentin.  I didn't take my Vyvanse yesterday, so I might take a second one today.  Like damn, all of a sudden I just want sleep so bad.  Probably added to me not being tired, having not taken either of those former two since way early the day before.  If I take my last dose of those two at like 5PM, I wake up at like 6 in the morning covered in sweat and feeling ridiculous (in a bad way), hit the bathroom, drink some water if there's some upstairs (when I was still at my aunt's, which changed yesterday).  Don't feel normal until I take 'em and they have a little time to kick in.  Throw in a nasty hangover on top of it, plus mucus buildup in my sinuses from sleeping with contacts in, and I wake up like straight Death some days.

What were we even talking about again?  Fucking sleep deprivation plus opiates plus amphetamine.  Gets me rambling walls of text about I don't even remember already, apparently.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 02:08:15 pm
Mmyep, work is gonna be kinda weird today, I'm pretty sure....  Probably gonna take that extra 30mg of Vyvanse.  Oh, and I still got 12mg hydromorphone and about a point of heroin...  hmmmmm.....
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 14, 2014, 02:44:14 pm
[img]http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/1922647/you-re-fired-o.gif[/img]

i tried
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 02:49:18 pm
Hm, thinking about doing another heroin/hydromorphone shot before work.  It's 10:47 as I type this, and I gotta leave to head over there at about 11:30, shift starts at noon.  I have another 30mg Vyvanse if it's too much drowsiness what with me not having slept.  Lol.  Or maybe I should just take that other Vyvanse anyway and hold off a bit on the opes.  Hm, got just a short time to figure out decisions.  I'm already like half-nodding, but I think that's in large part the sleep deprivation possibly more so than the opiates I did throughout yesterday and last night.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 02:54:36 pm
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/1922647/you-re-fired-o.gif)

i tried

Eh, nigga, I'm a busser.  Minimal interaction with customers, plus I gotta be moving around urgently the whole time.  Sometimes certain durgz actually help me work better.  Definitely my Xanax XR and Gabapentin do, I believe.  The Vyvanse does but later in the day makes it feel weird interacting with people.  I do have to do that, though.  It's not like I'm solely busser.  We got me as "busser/runner", someone as "counter" (server, basically), and someone as cashier, but we all have to do a little bit of everything sometimes, other than cashier shit (gotta do a TABC course for that).  Like sometimes I grab to-go cups and boxes for customers or help them know where shit is, sometimes the counter person grabs a buncha shit off a table when the customers are almost done there, or refills pickles or ice or something.  Those three positions split tips, but sometimes we'll have two people on one position or whatevs.

Should be hectic as fuck today.  Going in right at noon on a Sunday, and there's a Dallas vs. Tennessee (formerly a Houston team, apparently, I'm learning from my mom) starting right then.  Lunch rush gets crazy as FUCK on weekends, a nigga be straight drippin' sweat, but I make bank on tips.

Weird how that GIF works in the quote box but not in your actual post.  Lol.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 02:55:34 pm
You are a very serious person, my friend.


I just don't sleep because I'm an insomniac who withdraws from weed, beer and benzos.

I usually like sleep a lot. ;)

Ya know, it's weird, whenever I smoke weed regularly, I don't remember my dreams at all, but then if I stop for even a day or two, my dreams come back all vivid-like and shiz.  I've read of this happening with other people, too.  But yeah, it's a bitch falling asleep if you're used to either of those three things and then don't have any.  For instance, I had no weed or drinks last night, and I didn't sleep a wink.  I mean, I was also on opiates...  can't sleep on those for some reason...  but I would've still only gotten very minimal sleep if it weren't for that, I'm sure.  Especially once you get used to hitting the bar most nights and taking shots of Fireball alternated with tall beers, then you just get home, collapse on the bad (in my case, with my contacts still in, which always makes my hangover like 5x worse, for real, because of all the gunk my eyes make when I do that), and are instantly out cold.  Getting used to that and then dramatically cutting back the drinking and almost entirely eliminating going to the bar causes sleep to be so difficult to attain.  Just never feel tired, and I don't go to bed if I still feel awake..  That and then I ran out of weed the other day and have gotten D's and dope since then but not anymore bud....

But yeah, NOW, right fucking NOW, last night's sleep deprivation wants to catch up with me all at once.  Probably from taking my morning dose of Xanax XR and Gabapentin.  I didn't take my Vyvanse yesterday, so I might take a second one today.  Like damn, all of a sudden I just want sleep so bad.  Probably added to me not being tired, having not taken either of those former two since way early the day before.  If I take my last dose of those two at like 5PM, I wake up at like 6 in the morning covered in sweat and feeling ridiculous (in a bad way), hit the bathroom, drink some water if there's some upstairs (when I was still at my aunt's, which changed yesterday).  Don't feel normal until I take 'em and they have a little time to kick in.  Throw in a nasty hangover on top of it, plus mucus buildup in my sinuses from sleeping with contacts in, and I wake up like straight Death some days.

What were we even talking about again?  Fucking sleep deprivation plus opiates plus amphetamine.  Gets me rambling walls of text about I don't even remember already, apparently.
Dude, I've read the whole thing and I'm sure I agree but my brain shut down after the weed dreams thing. It's the same for me and I'm a pretty heavy smoker so I basically never remember my dreams.

Just scored a tiny bit of bud, maybe two hits so now I'll smoke a tiny little hit, do a light workout, take a hot shower with my dick in my hand, smoke the rest and adios muchacho.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 02:57:37 pm
You are a very serious person, my friend.


I just don't sleep because I'm an insomniac who withdraws from weed, beer and benzos.

I usually like sleep a lot. ;)

Ya know, it's weird, whenever I smoke weed regularly, I don't remember my dreams at all, but then if I stop for even a day or two, my dreams come back all vivid-like and shiz.  I've read of this happening with other people, too.  But yeah, it's a bitch falling asleep if you're used to either of those three things and then don't have any.  For instance, I had no weed or drinks last night, and I didn't sleep a wink.  I mean, I was also on opiates...  can't sleep on those for some reason...  but I would've still only gotten very minimal sleep if it weren't for that, I'm sure.  Especially once you get used to hitting the bar most nights and taking shots of Fireball alternated with tall beers, then you just get home, collapse on the bad (in my case, with my contacts still in, which always makes my hangover like 5x worse, for real, because of all the gunk my eyes make when I do that), and are instantly out cold.  Getting used to that and then dramatically cutting back the drinking and almost entirely eliminating going to the bar causes sleep to be so difficult to attain.  Just never feel tired, and I don't go to bed if I still feel awake..  That and then I ran out of weed the other day and have gotten D's and dope since then but not anymore bud....

But yeah, NOW, right fucking NOW, last night's sleep deprivation wants to catch up with me all at once.  Probably from taking my morning dose of Xanax XR and Gabapentin.  I didn't take my Vyvanse yesterday, so I might take a second one today.  Like damn, all of a sudden I just want sleep so bad.  Probably added to me not being tired, having not taken either of those former two since way early the day before.  If I take my last dose of those two at like 5PM, I wake up at like 6 in the morning covered in sweat and feeling ridiculous (in a bad way), hit the bathroom, drink some water if there's some upstairs (when I was still at my aunt's, which changed yesterday).  Don't feel normal until I take 'em and they have a little time to kick in.  Throw in a nasty hangover on top of it, plus mucus buildup in my sinuses from sleeping with contacts in, and I wake up like straight Death some days.

What were we even talking about again?  Fucking sleep deprivation plus opiates plus amphetamine.  Gets me rambling walls of text about I don't even remember already, apparently.
Dude, I've read the whole thing and I'm sure I agree but my brain shut down after the weed dreams thing. It's the same for me and I'm a pretty heavy smoker so I basically never remember my dreams.

Just scored a tiny bit of bud, maybe two hits so now I'll smoke a tiny little hit, do a light workout, take a hot shower with my dick in my hand, smoke the rest and adios muchacho.

Well, sounds like a damn plan, man.  Good vibes.  Hope you have an awesome time!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 03:02:27 pm
Dem tips thooooooo.  Extreme minimum, I should walk out with 30-something.  Possibly up to 50-something, but that type of amount is usually more like on Saturdays.  We'll see, though.  Oh yeah, I think they are gon be split between more of us than usual, though.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 03:04:46 pm
Fuck yea!

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 03:06:40 pm
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/1922647/you-re-fired-o.gif)

i tried
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/1922647/you-re-fired-o.gif)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Zero on September 14, 2014, 03:07:41 pm
Fatherhood is draining my energy, fuck!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 03:09:00 pm
Now it works everywhere.

I am a wizard.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 14, 2014, 03:12:10 pm
Well, looks like we're fresh outta kindling. You got off lucky today, heretic.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 14, 2014, 03:36:30 pm
I shouldnta ghosted those two morning hits, now I'm a wreck.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 14, 2014, 05:01:39 pm
So my dad let me come stay with him, so that's good. Helped him weed whip and do some yardwork.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 05:07:01 pm
I'm glad for you. Don't disappoint your dad now.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 05:33:01 pm
I got a real nice high going on right now.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 14, 2014, 08:10:16 pm
Going to see the schwag (grateful dead cover band) open up for chingy.

Should be an interesting night.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 14, 2014, 08:24:02 pm
Chingy the rapper is still alive?!

Well, have fun.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 15, 2014, 12:41:18 am
L-theanine might just be a gift from god. 
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 15, 2014, 01:49:10 am
So what is this place? 3 of our old regz and one guy similar to BradlehBee? Just tryin to say things like TRT but with no continuity?

No one migrated, man.

Hi Hab, hi Brain surgeon (now spaced), hi... THE DUUUUHKE.

still weed whipping i see.

also hi LSD.

this place is forced I see. The layout is hard on the eyes for real.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 15, 2014, 01:52:52 am
fine nigga don't say hi
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Ragus on September 15, 2014, 01:55:55 am
L-theanine might just be a gift from god.

whatchu takin it w/ dawg ?

I wish i hadnt gotten the kind with green tea shit
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 15, 2014, 02:20:16 am
L-theanine might just be a gift from god.

whatchu takin it w/ dawg ?

I wish i hadnt gotten the kind with green tea shit
\

Just straight 200mg on its own. 

I might try mixing it with caffeine or adrafinil.  If that works well I can put tianeptine by the wayside.  I'm tapering off it this week anyway
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 15, 2014, 02:53:40 am
So what is this place? 3 of our old regz and one guy similar to BradlehBee? Just tryin to say things like TRT but with no continuity?

No one migrated, man.

Hi Hab, hi Brain surgeon (now spaced), hi... THE DUUUUHKE.

still weed whipping i see.

also hi LSD.

this place is forced I see. The layout is hard on the eyes for real.

sup nigga
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 15, 2014, 03:02:49 am
Eventually piles and muffins will join us. Also your all shitting yourselves if you think that's not Bradley. I understand him wanting his anonymity back though so I'll drop the issue.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 15, 2014, 03:05:33 am
I think once the CP problem finally gets totally dealt with we'll see more familiar faces popping in, I can understand some people not wanting to take that risk.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 15, 2014, 10:08:31 am
at least i'm here right :)?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 15, 2014, 10:12:47 am
can you quack
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 15, 2014, 10:15:59 am
can you quack

only for snake oil  :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drBUghsNwk8
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 15, 2014, 10:20:55 am
why snake oil bro

sit down and tell me about your snake oil addiction

can you snort it to gain reptilian characteristics.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 15, 2014, 10:23:35 am
are snakes reptiles?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 15, 2014, 10:24:40 am
Yeah bro, what else would they be

what are you doing up at 5:23 am young man

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 15, 2014, 10:25:51 am
Yeah bro, what else would they be

jews
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 15, 2014, 10:26:31 am
you didn't answer my question

what are you doing up at this hour?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 15, 2014, 10:28:42 am
you didn't answer my question

what are you doing up at this hour?

getting ready for work
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 15, 2014, 10:29:40 am
you didn't answer my question

what are you doing up at this hour?

getting ready for work

You don't work.  A real man would stay in his basement all day, taking dxm and smoking syn cans.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 15, 2014, 10:31:05 am
you're right. that was just the inspiration i needed to quit my job
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 15, 2014, 10:37:21 am
I'm glad you have reconsidered.  What kind of job do you have?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Zero on September 15, 2014, 12:09:56 pm
Some old ass hole is filing a claim against me cause i pulled out of a junction and he hit the back side of my car. I was actually liable but this fucker has no witnesses, plus there was no damage to his car. Should i file a claim against him, say it was he who pulled out, accompanied by pictures of damage and a false witness, i.e. a friend? Or just fight my case with my false witness.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 15, 2014, 04:10:57 pm
Feeling like shit.

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Really Awesome Nickname on September 15, 2014, 04:46:59 pm
Ill just leave this here.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 15, 2014, 07:16:25 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA9_i_AeQUg
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 15, 2014, 08:34:40 pm
i fucking hate niggers

but you know who i hATE EVEN MORE THAN NIGGEs?

i hate IIIIII

I was to beat him faascde into aa fucking pul and then ill chokeehim out, slit histhroat, fuckthe wound, fuck monarchies,. fuck da joows;
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 15, 2014, 08:47:56 pm
i hate IIIIII

I was to beat him faascde into aa fucking pul and then ill chokeehim out, slit histhroat, fuckthe wound, fuck monarchies,. fuck da joows;

I fucking hate that motherfucker IIIII too.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 15, 2014, 08:55:35 pm
He was my only news source, though. He and truer.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 15, 2014, 09:01:11 pm
He was my only news source, though. He and truer.

Who, IIIII?  So you are saying that your news consisted of the latest US shooting incident from a left-leaning antigun viewpoint, Racial animosity and finger pointing, or any scandal involving any right of center politician ever?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 15, 2014, 09:12:59 pm
He was my only news source, though. He and truer.

Who, IIIII?  So you are saying that your news consisted of the latest US shooting incident from a left-leaning antigun viewpoint, Racial animosity and finger pointing, or any scandal involving any right of center politician ever?
Exactly.

Wasn't IIIII the guy who constantly posted left wing news articles?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 15, 2014, 09:15:48 pm
Wasn't IIIII the guy who constantly posted left wing news articles?

That was sort of the point of my post, but yes, he is the guy who constantly posted leftist propaganda articles.  I know you are reading this, IIIII;  Fuck you.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 15, 2014, 09:17:23 pm
Yea, I thought we got them confused.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 15, 2014, 09:20:53 pm
Yea, I thought we got them confused.

I get IIIII and Cory mixed up all the time....Cory actually has a tiny bit of a personality, but otherwise he is just a IIIII clone.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Infinityshock on September 15, 2014, 09:44:04 pm
is zok black?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 15, 2014, 09:46:35 pm
Sand nigger.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Infinityshock on September 15, 2014, 09:52:18 pm
someone let a sand nigger on the internet?  goddammit...what is this world coming to

there was probably a subconscious knowledge of that which is why the site gave off such a shit vibe
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 15, 2014, 09:56:19 pm
You give way worse vibes than Zok's AIDS, just sayan.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 15, 2014, 10:28:53 pm
Who's the faggot with the tuba?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Infinityshock on September 15, 2014, 10:38:58 pm
You give way worse vibes than Zok's AIDS, just sayan.

you would be the resident expert on zoks aids.

and any other STDs he gave you
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 04:30:51 am
A little sleep would be nice. Tomorrow I'll take drugs again.

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Enter on September 16, 2014, 04:41:20 am
What would happen if you did LSD in a sensory deprivation tank but then you tripped so far out that you couldn't find the door handle and you were stuck in there for 12 hours, experiencing the worst trauma of your life. What would happen.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 04:46:47 am
If you have traumas while tripping you should probably not do it in a tank.

I'd rather do Ketamin so you won't give a shit about the door handle anyway.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Lilly
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 04:54:06 am
Missed post 666.

I'm officially grown up now. Let's get a job.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Enter on September 16, 2014, 04:59:32 am
If you have traumas while tripping you should probably not do it in a tank.

I'd rather do Ketamin so you won't give a shit about the door handle anyway.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_C._Lilly

I'm sort of tempted to read his books, but going in not knowing what to expect would be more fun.

On the other hand, I might not be thinking like that at the time.

"Oh fuck, I should have read his books."
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 05:15:29 am
It's your experience with your soul. I doubt anyone's anywhats would really matter when shit goes down.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 16, 2014, 05:34:50 am
Holy shit, I had to use my epipen on Butch today. Turns out she is deathly allergic to pyridium. It scared the shit out of me, and I wasn't sure the pen would even work because its so old
Eventually piles and muffins will join us. Also your all shitting yourselves if you think that's not Bradley. I understand him wanting his anonymity back though so I'll drop the issue.
Muffins has an account here and posted in this thread. He's using a different name because he didn't want to be linked to zoklet.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 05:39:28 am
I'm not Bradley. Seriously.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 16, 2014, 06:59:46 am
Holy fuck boys. datass.jpg
http://m.imgur.com/a/1rTLV
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 16, 2014, 09:06:24 am
Holy fuck boys. datass.jpg
http://m.imgur.com/a/1rTLV

God damn I fucking love women

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lucifer on September 16, 2014, 09:20:45 am
Pretty sure I see cellulite in that picture. Ew.

Women over 20 are gross as fuck.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 16, 2014, 09:38:03 am
sup nigs, forgot my password
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 16, 2014, 09:42:59 am
Pretty sure I see cellulite in that picture. Ew.

Women over 20 are gross as fuck.

[img]http://imgur.com/jL6Zq9e[/img]
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 16, 2014, 09:50:10 am
Day 2 with l-theanine and now I love it so much I'm gonna get 50g or so this weekend methinks

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 16, 2014, 09:51:51 am
So one group of my fish quit having babies was like wtf. I then realized me throwing a blanket over the window fucked them up from knowing the lunar cycle. Fucking nature
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 16, 2014, 09:53:23 am
also you aint lived till you've shoved it in a fat girl's sweaty butthole.


also when these fags gonna hook up some rep or thanks?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 16, 2014, 09:57:01 am
Yeah I want thanks
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 16, 2014, 10:01:34 am
Believe it or not I've had xannax on hand for over a week and haven't got black out fucked up.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 16, 2014, 10:12:14 am
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/mVKBRgI.gif[/img]
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 16, 2014, 11:04:35 am
Morning, kids.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 16, 2014, 11:13:11 am
Whatever happened to gollum hitchhiking?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 16, 2014, 01:02:41 pm
Day 2 with l-theanine and now I love it so much I'm gonna get 50g or so this weekend methinks

What are you using it for? I've been taking it for about two months now and quite like it. Usually I take 200 mg theanine with 300 mg caffeine and 20 mg of Noopept twice a day, once when I wake up and then again in the afternoon.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 16, 2014, 01:04:22 pm
Whatever happened to gollum hitchhiking?

He went to Hydro's house in Florida and they did all sorts of weird sexual things to each other with another guy in a garage full of animals.

Glad to see you're okay Duke I was about 90% positive you tried taking the golf cart on the freeway for a beer run and got creamed by a semi truck.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 16, 2014, 01:08:39 pm
Do any of you (looking at 1337) have experience using globe attachments for e-cigs? I'm talking about the little domes that allow you to vape hash oil in it. Thinking of getting one to try with my EVOD 2 but wasn't sure if I need an e-cig with controllable voltage. Pretty sure this EVOD is 1.5 currently.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 16, 2014, 01:20:19 pm
Thanks, poc. Just a little jailtime. Still kicking.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 16, 2014, 01:31:25 pm
I'm not Bradley. Seriously.

You posting style differs from his quite a bit
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 16, 2014, 01:58:27 pm
I miss bradleys crazy ass.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 03:23:36 pm
I'm not Bradley. Seriously.

You posting style differs from his quite a bit
Yea, I'm also not a homosexual Odinist meth head so yea....
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 16, 2014, 03:27:57 pm
Do any of you (looking at 1337) have experience using globe attachments for e-cigs? I'm talking about the little domes that allow you to vape hash oil in it. Thinking of getting one to try with my EVOD 2 but wasn't sure if I need an e-cig with controllable voltage. Pretty sure this EVOD is 1.5 currently.

IME it'll work with any regular 3.5v stick battery, you don't need absolutely gargantuan hits of that oil to get right
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RIPtotse on September 16, 2014, 04:36:38 pm
been taking my suboxone for the past four days, only taking 6mg a day, working down to 4mg tomorrow, then 2mg after a few days of four then 1mg then nothing, wish me luck ill report back, if anyone gives a shit anyway, pretty sure no one even noticed i xfered over from zoklet lawl.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 04:48:39 pm
Good luck, man. I wasn't on Zoklet but I'm glad you're here.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 16, 2014, 05:51:25 pm
Day 2 with l-theanine and now I love it so much I'm gonna get 50g or so this weekend methinks

What are you using it for? I've been taking it for about two months now and quite like it. Usually I take 200 mg theanine with 300 mg caffeine and 20 mg of Noopept twice a day, once when I wake up and then again in the afternoon.

Well I had this weird anxiety pop up for no reason at all this past weekend, and it just so happens that this week I decided to taper off tianeptine, and my roommate happens to have a bag of l-theanine, so I sampled 200mg, found it destroyed the anxiety symptoms, then asked him for a couple g's to get thru the week and it's been working very well.  I might try it with caffeine, but I hate caffeine so maybe something else like adrafinil or synephrine
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 16, 2014, 06:13:19 pm
So pissed right now.

Losing drugs is so bad for my mood.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 16, 2014, 06:24:53 pm
Day 2 with l-theanine and now I love it so much I'm gonna get 50g or so this weekend methinks

What are you using it for? I've been taking it for about two months now and quite like it. Usually I take 200 mg theanine with 300 mg caffeine and 20 mg of Noopept twice a day, once when I wake up and then again in the afternoon.

Well I had this weird anxiety pop up for no reason at all this past weekend, and it just so happens that this week I decided to taper off tianeptine, and my roommate happens to have a bag of l-theanine, so I sampled 200mg, found it destroyed the anxiety symptoms, then asked him for a couple g's to get thru the week and it's been working very well.  I might try it with caffeine, but I hate caffeine so maybe something else like adrafinil or synephrine

Well, as far as that last sentence goes, you should look into modafinil, usual brand name Provigil.  I know someone who uses it, and I tried it once before work, and it's actually quite interesting, especially if you look into the pharmacology on its wikipedia page or wherever.  Here's the first paragraph from its Pharmacodynamics section: 
Quote
Despite extensive research into the interaction of modafinil with a large number of neurotransmitter systems, its precise mechanism or mechanisms of action remain unclear.[101][102] Modafinil elevates hypothalamic histamine levels,[103] leading some researchers to consider modafinil a "wakefulness promoting agent" rather than a classic amphetamine-like stimulant.[104] Modafinil seems to inhibit the reuptake action of the dopamine transporter, thus leading to an increase in extracellular and thus synaptic concentrations of dopamine.[105]
  There's a LOT more after that, talking about orexins (over my head), lots of other shit, effect on dopamine transporters...  you'd have to read it yourself because I don't pretend I know what I'm talking about when I don't, but it's kinda like a stimulant without being a stimulant.  I even told my friend before he let me try it that one time, that after looking into it, it looks very interesting and useful, but I still can't tell if it's an actual stimulant or not, and he says he's been using it for weeks (at least; I forget what amount of time he said), and he still can't tell either, but it helps and works for sure.  Makes you feel just awake and alert.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 16, 2014, 11:34:05 pm
i love having autism
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 16, 2014, 11:39:19 pm
i love having autism

I love you bro

I will nurse your autism until you are a normal person.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Ragus on September 17, 2014, 12:27:54 am
I hope im able to get some weed tommorow.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 17, 2014, 07:09:42 am
God damn the thing I hate the most about this online class is how the professor forces us to reply to the other students' writing, as if I care about a single one of their vapid uninteresting opinions

It's a herculean task to vomit out 200 words of filler  :tdown:

Also, this city's attempt at smart lights fucking SUCKS.  I'm so sick of getting nothing but reds because the green trips for like 10 fucking seconds if that.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Eli on September 17, 2014, 07:11:46 am
I hope im able to get some weed tommorow.

I hope Im able to get some mamp tomorrow.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 17, 2014, 07:14:54 am
I just want to get through my day tomorrow without pulling a D-FENS
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 17, 2014, 07:51:55 am
Believe it or not I've had xannax on hand for over a week and haven't got black out fucked up.

Have you ever tried using a gaba transmirase inhibitor to raise your gaba levels and potentiate your drugs?

https://www.jstage.jst.go.jp/article/cpb/54/12/54_12_1720/_pdf

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss_2?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=tian+ma&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Atian+ma

Day 2 with l-theanine and now I love it so much I'm gonna get 50g or so this weekend methinks

What are you using it for? I've been taking it for about two months now and quite like it. Usually I take 200 mg theanine with 300 mg caffeine and 20 mg of Noopept twice a day, once when I wake up and then again in the afternoon.

Interested in something potentially risky and addictive?

Read some of the reviews, it sounds incredible. It's not new, either.

http://www.socialanxietysupport.com/forum/f30/proper-dosing-of-selegiline-pea-109437/
http://www.socialanxietysupport.com/forum/f11/i-am-a-recovering-phenylethylamine-pea-addict-anyone-else-out-91376/

I'd try it myself if I hadn't already started something different. I'd like to see LSD on it, because I think it would lead to a funny experience. Sploo too, you need to start using better drugs.

I went to jail. Did 54 days. I come back to zoklet closed. Fuck you guys.

Duke! I honestly thought you had likely died: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=4785782&postcount=52

You never gave us the details. What happened?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 17, 2014, 08:58:26 am
God damn the thing I hate the most about this online class is how the professor forces us to reply to the other students' writing, as if I care about a single one of their vapid uninteresting opinions

It's a herculean task to vomit out 200 words of filler  :tdown:

Also, this city's attempt at smart lights fucking SUCKS.  I'm so sick of getting nothing but reds because the green trips for like 10 fucking seconds if that.

sounds like a good opportunity for some trolling. just...tell them how you really feel  8)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 17, 2014, 09:41:54 am
sounds like a good opportunity for some trolling. just...tell them how you really feel  8)

I can't be mean or else I won't get credit :(
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 17, 2014, 09:50:10 am
shut the fuck you you stupid mother fucker

you know who you are
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 11:44:55 am
you know who you are
I sadly don't.... mhmm.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 17, 2014, 12:58:39 pm
God damn the thing I hate the most about this online class is how the professor forces us to reply to the other students' writing, as if I care about a single one of their vapid uninteresting opinions

It's a herculean task to vomit out 200 words of filler  :tdown:

Also, this city's attempt at smart lights fucking SUCKS.  I'm so sick of getting nothing but reds because the green trips for like 10 fucking seconds if that.

Those 10 second green light drive me fucking nuts. I just trow the shifter over to manul sport, slap it down to 2nd gear and brap through sideways. Thank god we dont have redlight cams yet
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 02:27:36 pm
Man, almost made myself cry with that song.

 
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 17, 2014, 02:31:22 pm
got 45 2mg xanax and 30 30mg vyvansez B)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 02:34:19 pm
got 45 2mg xanax and 30 30mg vyvansez B)
And autism.  :tup:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 17, 2014, 02:35:33 pm
Also got put on 300mg of this a day

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxcarbazepine

good? bad?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 02:39:43 pm
Also got put on 300mg of this a day

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxcarbazepine

good? bad?
Not so good. Looks like they are running out of meds to make you less retarded so they just give you whatever lays around.

Does your doctor now you smoke shitcans?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 02:47:39 pm
Not so good. Looks like they are running out of meds to make you less retarded so they just give you whatever lays around.

Does your doctor now you smoke shitcans?

As long as whatever they gave him doesn't get in the way of his shitposting....I need my daily sploo crazy quota
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 04:19:20 pm
I'm soooo fucking bored. Fuck life and all of you.

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 04:57:04 pm
I'm soooo fucking bored. Fuck life and all of you.

You ever find those neon pills?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 04:59:04 pm
I'm soooo fucking bored. Fuck life and all of you.

You ever find those neon pills?
Nope....   :mad:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 05:01:06 pm
I'm soooo fucking bored. Fuck life and all of you.

You ever find those neon pills?
Nope....   :mad:

I would assume someone stole them and promptly investigate...unless you got all benzo'd out and stashed them somewhere stupid and then immediately forgot about it.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 05:10:58 pm
It's 99% the latter because people usually don't just steal your benzos and when they do they take the other 1000 pills of benzos laying around, too. Not just specifically your fucking orange 4mg Flubromazepam pills. Fuck.

I'm also an OG. People know better than to fuck with me.  8)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 17, 2014, 05:15:40 pm
God damn the thing I hate the most about this online class is how the professor forces us to reply to the other students' writing, as if I care about a single one of their vapid uninteresting opinions

It's a herculean task to vomit out 200 words of filler  :tdown:

Also, this city's attempt at smart lights fucking SUCKS.  I'm so sick of getting nothing but reds because the green trips for like 10 fucking seconds if that.

Those 10 second green light drive me fucking nuts. I just trow the shifter over to manul sport, slap it down to 2nd gear and brap through sideways. Thank god we dont have redlight cams yet

dude, in the BMW I had no prob with that, I'd see the green and smash the gas and that torquey lil 267ci would sail me right thru.

In a 4 banger truck it tries, and tries, but it just can't do it.  last night I was like 5 seconds too late thru the intersection, kind of a miracle I didn't get hit
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 05:27:53 pm
Germany, Master Race.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 17, 2014, 05:51:43 pm
If I ever would cross a genie I'd ask her for a twin cause its not enough time in the day for me to gather up all my ends..
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 17, 2014, 06:21:29 pm
If I ever would cross a genie I'd ask her for a twin cause its not enough time in the day for me to gather up all my ends..

burgers
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 17, 2014, 06:46:49 pm
marbles
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Max Headroom on September 17, 2014, 06:49:40 pm
pennies
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 06:50:46 pm
Niggers.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Max Headroom on September 17, 2014, 06:53:40 pm
gingers
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 06:59:46 pm
gingers

sniggers
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 17, 2014, 07:44:47 pm
If I ever would cross a genie I'd ask her for a twin cause its not enough time in the day for me to gather up all my ends..

burgers

I got the burgers bad nigga
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 17, 2014, 08:54:59 pm
shut the fuck you you stupid mother fucker

you know who you are

You have to admit, for all your talk you still use pretty shitty drugs, live with your parents, and are only in high school. I mean, who gets excited over being put on a new mood stabilizer? Hey man, I'm not trying to hurt you, I'm trying to help you, I'm trying to get you high(er).

I'm plugging my parnate now.

I'm soooo fucking bored. Fuck life and all of you.

Suicide is the first thing that comes to mind when I'm bored and the emptiness of life really hits me.

I've been thinking, my plan (drugs) could work and one day I would wake up and feel radically different, like many experience, but I realize I'm still myself and it's not what I had hoped for, and never will be. Not everyone who commits suicide is depressed. Biologically happy, psychologically suicidal.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 17, 2014, 09:27:50 pm
I think the increase in serotonin is positively effecting my perception of time. I've noticed that whenever my levels plummeted, estimated based on behavioral correlations, time seemed to pass by significantly faster.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 09:34:17 pm
I think the increase in serotonin is positively effecting my perception of time. I've noticed that whenever my levels plummeted, estimated based on behavioral correlations, that time seemed to pass by significantly faster.
Ever lost the feeling for time on a trip?

Oh yea... everytime. Makes sense.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 17, 2014, 09:35:19 pm
I think the increase in serotonin is positively effecting my perception of time. I've noticed that whenever my levels plummeted, estimated based on behavioral correlations, that time seemed to pass by significantly faster.
Ever lost the feeling for time on a trip?

Oh yea... everytime. Makes sense.
your name spelled backwards is the same as it spelled forwards
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 09:41:43 pm
I think the increase in serotonin is positively effecting my perception of time. I've noticed that whenever my levels plummeted, estimated based on behavioral correlations, that time seemed to pass by significantly faster.
Ever lost the feeling for time on a trip?

Oh yea... everytime. Makes sense.
your name spelled backwards is the same as it spelled forwards
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 17, 2014, 09:43:10 pm
I think the increase in serotonin is positively effecting my perception of time. I've noticed that whenever my levels plummeted, estimated based on behavioral correlations, that time seemed to pass by significantly faster.
Ever lost the feeling for time on a trip?

Oh yea... everytime. Makes sense.
your name spelled backwards is the same as it spelled forwards
Thats called a palindrome
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 17, 2014, 09:43:51 pm
They should chage the word for palindrome to a palindrome
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 09:47:07 pm
They should chage the word for palindrome to a palindrome
I absolutely agree. Palilap. Perfect.

"Yo dawg, waz dat shit called when its the same in both ways? Daz a Palilap, my nigga."
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 17, 2014, 10:57:02 pm
Piss
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 11:00:37 pm
Do more drugs.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 11:17:39 pm
I'll go for a little 2pm walk now. I wish I could take more drugs.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 17, 2014, 11:35:04 pm
I hear potassium chloride IV gives a wicked rush
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 11:39:08 pm
(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/stir.gif)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Max Headroom on September 18, 2014, 01:18:28 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ssrGSWe.gif)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 18, 2014, 01:31:20 am
It would probably feel pretty interesting to put your cock in that.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 18, 2014, 01:41:00 am
It would probably feel pretty interesting to put your cock in that.
Great minds think alike. I, too, would fuck the blue flubber man.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 18, 2014, 02:23:32 am
I got some vanilla eliquid today that in no way resembles vanilla and has an aftertaste like a hit of meth. It sucks balls and I feel ripped off but its also kinda my favorite flavor.

Haven't done it since the beginning of august and before that it was late may. Oh my my my.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 18, 2014, 02:25:10 am
You've probably put some meth in it.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 18, 2014, 02:27:55 am
tfw no gf
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RIPtotse on September 18, 2014, 02:47:40 am
...........need....to be ...able ...to.....thank posts.......*gasp*
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 18, 2014, 02:54:44 am
...........need....to be ...able ...to.....thank posts.......*gasp*
You don't have to wait much longer. Just relax. I got this.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bling bling on September 18, 2014, 04:15:04 am
save africa
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 18, 2014, 04:22:17 am
LOLOLOLOLO.... bling. You are hilarious.

Shouldn't you be in school right now?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 18, 2014, 04:41:14 am
LOLOLOLOLO.... bling. You are hilarious.

Shouldn't you be in school right now?
are u a brit
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 18, 2014, 04:44:39 am
No, German.

He's 1 hour behind me and it's 8 in the morning.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 18, 2014, 04:49:51 am
I'm out guys.

It was a nice day saving the forum from becoming pure shit. I'll keep doing it, don't worry.

Night niggers.  8)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 18, 2014, 05:13:13 am
auf weidershin
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 18, 2014, 05:14:33 am
awh a244 good to see you
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 18, 2014, 07:43:13 am
awh a244 good to see you
wish i could say the same for you you sick pedo fuck
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 18, 2014, 07:44:30 am
Power went out, so I lit a candle and played Pokemon Ultra Violet on my phone. Brought to mind the thought that I would be absolutely screwed without electricity because life would not be worth living.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 18, 2014, 08:04:05 am
awh a244 good to see you
wish i could say the same for you you sick pedo fuck

What, you think I'm marsh?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 18, 2014, 08:27:35 am
Damn the hurricane remnant's about to hit

Whole sky is orange from the cloud cover, looks fucking cool
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 18, 2014, 08:57:46 am
^ Your skies 'bout to stay ill, MS. For like, weeks.  ;D
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 18, 2014, 09:38:00 am
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=4553745&postcount=6510

(http://i.imgur.com/p9iR7LT.png]http://i.imgur.com/p9iR7LT.png)

(http://s10.postimg.org/tuwum97c9/semi.jpg]http://s10.postimg.org/tuwum97c9/semi.jpg)

One time he was randomly passing out and I lied and said he was turning blue, and he believed me. "Who knew he had it in him."
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 18, 2014, 09:57:47 am
I want a sous vide setup like this one day: http://makezine.com/projects/sous-vide-immersion-heater-for-50/

I wonder if you could use something simpler. If only aquarium heaters went high enough.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 18, 2014, 10:22:11 am
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=4553745&postcount=6510

(http://i.imgur.com/p9iR7LT.png]http://i.imgur.com/p9iR7LT.png)

(http://s10.postimg.org/tuwum97c9/semi.jpg]http://s10.postimg.org/tuwum97c9/semi.jpg)

One time he was randomly passing out and I lied and said he was turning blue, and he believed me. "Who knew he had it in him."

(http://i.imgur.com/qHlcegi.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 18, 2014, 10:24:55 am
he dont even look genuinely amused/surprised
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 18, 2014, 10:28:03 am
awh a244 good to see you
wish i could say the same for you you sick pedo fuck

What, you think I'm marsh?
oh, my bad dude i always get you two mixed up. Sorry I mistook you for that freak.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 18, 2014, 10:29:28 am
Sup alex
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 18, 2014, 11:24:22 am
Sup alex
sup dude. chilling bout to head off to work
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Max Headroom on September 18, 2014, 03:11:20 pm
^ cut the shit and fuck already
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 18, 2014, 04:27:31 pm
Feenix today
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 18, 2014, 04:30:12 pm
Dad kicked me out. :( Fuuuuck!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 18, 2014, 04:34:16 pm
I'm sorry to hear that. What now?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 18, 2014, 04:36:05 pm
I'm staying with this weird old guy. I may just suicide.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 18, 2014, 04:43:56 pm
That would suck, Duke. I don't know you, man. But don't kill yourself.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 18, 2014, 05:56:12 pm
Dad kicked me out. :( Fuuuuck!

LMAO.. THE DUKE!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 18, 2014, 05:56:32 pm
I'm staying with this weird old guy. I may just suicide.

LOL
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 18, 2014, 06:04:31 pm
awh a244 good to see you
wish i could say the same for you you sick pedo fuck

What, you think I'm marsh?
oh, my bad dude i always get you two mixed up. Sorry I mistook you for that freak.

All good


Duke don't let him touch your anus.  Or maybe you should, he might let you stay longer.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 18, 2014, 08:15:29 pm
Dad kicked me out. :( Fuuuuck!

Why did he kick you out? You never posted the jail story.

I'm staying with this weird old guy. I may just suicide.

Tell us more. How do you know him? Why is he letting you stay with him? Describe his eccentricity.

You should read this book: http://www.amazon.com/The-Defining-Decade-Twenties-Matter-And/dp/0446561754

My harsh words were accurate. Realistically, if you don't quickly make a turnaround, you're probably going to be beyond hope for the rest of your miserable life. By the time you're 40, it's going to be undeniable. "This is it, this is the rest of my life. I'm never going to make it."

I'd recommend a top of the line drug regimen, but you couldn't afford it.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 18, 2014, 09:27:06 pm
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 18, 2014, 09:33:43 pm
Chimpanzees are not to be fucked with. A regular Chimp could easily kill a pro MMA fighter. They are unbelievably strong and reckless.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 18, 2014, 10:50:27 pm
I met him straight out of jail. He's letting me.stay here.for labor.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 18, 2014, 10:54:11 pm
He's being a dick though. We may come.to blows.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 19, 2014, 12:30:26 am
I want to steal or illegally harvest mescaline containing cacti.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 19, 2014, 12:44:52 am
I want some steak. Also, I'm starting to listen to country, that's all this guy.listens to.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 19, 2014, 12:58:05 am
I want to steal or illegally harvest mescaline containing cacti.
Why don't you just buy them on Ebay? I'm serious.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 19, 2014, 01:28:07 am
I've got a new phone, but I was so used to being phoneless...meh.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 19, 2014, 01:29:52 am
Rizzo, tell me how to be homeless, I'm fucked.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 19, 2014, 01:31:04 am
Goodbye guys, it was fun.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Calzone on September 19, 2014, 01:32:58 am
Got a fucking calc quiz in the morning. Debating just sleeping through it and blaming my insomnia, as per usual.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Calzone on September 19, 2014, 01:33:28 am
Goodbye guys, it was fun.

Leaving so soon? The party's only begun

serious, we booked a clown and everything
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 19, 2014, 01:51:19 am
Rizzo, tell me how to be homeless, I'm fucked.

Go to San Francisco or some other liberal hub and take advantage of the social services. You could also sell drugs and/or your ass to wealthy men in SF, make them wear a condom. Buy Crown Skinless Skin in bulk, it is often the most highly rated condom and is available at fair prices. It will lead to much higher customer satisfaction. Or you could risk it, if you don't expect to live long anyway. Chance of getting caught is near zero if done properly and penalties would be light in that area anyway.  You'll be an std free first timer and could attract good money with the proper marketing.

http://www.sparechangenews.net/homelessness-and-poverty/angry-young-poor-look-world-traveler-kids/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_punk#Cities_of_congregation

You have nothing there, your family won't help you, and it clearly hasn't been that good so far. What's stopping you?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 19, 2014, 01:53:33 am
Rizzo, tell me how to be homeless, I'm fucked.

What are your resources and what's your current situation? You're going to really need to draw on your inner strength and do whatever it takes. Winter is coming, brah.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 19, 2014, 01:58:28 am
I gotta moped and a suitcase. Plus an interesting mind.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 19, 2014, 02:00:55 am
And a phone with. Unlimited minutes and food stamps.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 19, 2014, 02:04:26 am
You've actually got a lot to work with, relatively speaking. You could definitely sell drugs. Learning how to make your food stamps stretch will be a thing.

Right now I suppose your biggest concern is shelter.

btw thanks are now enabled. TIME FOR THE INAUGURAL TRT THANKS PARTY

edit: seems they're disabled now - disregard. lol
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 19, 2014, 05:54:41 am
Had some of the best cocktails ever today.  The wells was better than most top shelf

#drinkBetter
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 19, 2014, 06:05:36 am
Had some of the best cocktails ever today.  The wells was better than most top shelf

#drinkBetter

Dark & Stormies all day...you can use bottom shelf dark rum but as long as the ginger beer\ale is brand name, and you don't forget the lime, it's always delicious...

Is it bad I'm starting to think SR211 is delicious?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 19, 2014, 06:29:28 am
Had some of the best cocktails ever today.  The wells was better than most top shelf

#drinkBetter

Dark & Stormies all day...you can use bottom shelf dark rum but as long as the ginger beer\ale is brand name, and you don't forget the lime, it's always delicious...

Is it bad I'm starting to think SR211 is delicious?

I'm not a fan of anything with ginger in it so...no thanks... :P

I was drinking Old Fashioned to start... then I told the barman to use his intuition with some Maker's and he made me up a really elaborate whiskey sour... then later on he made some concoction that was really heavy on the bitters, slow drink, good stuff. 

http://www.yelp.com/biz/bitter-and-twisted-cocktail-parlour-phoenix

If y'all are ever in town.  Really nice place, the bartenders are fucking artists more than anything.  I am literally aroused by watching anything that being made with care and precision and it was no exception today.

Hit up the SanTan brewery afterward, since I've already been to Four Peaks.


And yes it is bad.... I have drank only one can of SR in my lifetime, it was syrupy, disgusting shit when my palate still could handle cheap, black-tasting crap like Rolling Rock, it is probably ten times worse now.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 19, 2014, 06:32:01 am
Also got my PS3 jailbroken, can't wait to get going with the huge library of games we've got downloaded just waiting

Especially Diablo III.  Fuck that demo was awesome and I can't wait to play the full game.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 19, 2014, 06:34:06 am
Also got my PS3 jailbroken, can't wait to get going with the huge library of games we've got downloaded just waiting

Especially Diablo III.  Fuck that demo was awesome and I can't wait to play the full game.

Bro POE > D3 plus it's free to playyy
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 19, 2014, 06:37:08 am
Also got my PS3 jailbroken, can't wait to get going with the huge library of games we've got downloaded just waiting

Especially Diablo III.  Fuck that demo was awesome and I can't wait to play the full game.

Bro POE > D3 plus it's free to playyy

So is D3, well, now it is




WHERE IS THE GRINBLUNT SMILEY  :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 19, 2014, 06:45:56 am
Damn for real? I'm behind...last I checked it was like $60 and then you had to spend real cash on top if you wanted good equips...

It's cool though, I still just play old ZSNES RPGs on aFB-48 allll fucking day. Dragon Quest FTW, if I had a "spirit animal" it would be a Metal King Slime xD

BTW yes, srs :grinblunt: deficiency
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 19, 2014, 06:54:08 am
Damn for real? I'm behind...last I checked it was like $60 and then you had to spend real cash on top if you wanted good equips...

It's cool though, I still just play old ZSNES RPGs on aFB-48 allll fucking day. Dragon Quest FTW, if I had a "spirit animal" it would be a Metal King Slime xD

BTW yes, srs :grinblunt: deficiency

No, not for real... only if you have a jailbroken PS3 and you torrent it

Dude I've been hankering for an adamantane syncan ever since D closed down (yes I'm aware he reopened) I have been nursing the same 1g sack of ADBICA I've had since Feb (and sold prob 75% of in blends) and it's getting a mite old.  I miss the akb body high like a motherfucker.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 19, 2014, 07:59:16 am
Time is looping: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=4464203
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 19, 2014, 08:33:37 am
I think that if I had a base of operations I would put the following message on the roof:

Extraterrestrials: Please give me knowledge!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 19, 2014, 09:24:27 am
Time is looping: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=4464203

Insects beware, rizzo will put you in his body one way or another.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 19, 2014, 09:29:17 am
Time is looping: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=4464203

Insects beware, rizzo will put you in his body one way or another.

from my blogger blog, circa 2007:

I want to fuck a beetle
I want to fuck it hard
Reduce it to the fetal
And then smoke some shard

I want to cum on a mosquito
Then eat some mescalito
I want to shove flies in my ass
Ugly despicable and crass

I love them all, the squiggly things
Inside the earth they are the Kings
In my heart they reign supreme
Thinking about them makes me cream
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 19, 2014, 01:37:47 pm
I gotta moped and a suitcase. Plus an interesting mind.

Why you still living like Bully times?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 19, 2014, 05:24:10 pm
 :) poop :)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 19, 2014, 08:13:25 pm
Old dishwasher guy got caught jacking off in his truck in the parking lot at work today by our boss, was hilarious
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 19, 2014, 08:16:17 pm
MS download The Last of Us so we can Molotov people together
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 19, 2014, 08:20:15 pm
Lol, okay PoC I'll grab it

***

http://kickass.to/the-outer-limits-t7359160.html

Someone care to help me figure out where the total file size of this torrent is coming from?  It's listed as being almost 70gb in size, but if you multiply the 350mb files by 49 episodes it comes out to around 17 gig

Can't find an offending giant file in there, and my only other option for an Outer Limits torrent is near 100 gig and that one adds up, each of its rips are just shy of 2gb each

Maybe I'll just download it and find out
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 19, 2014, 08:21:18 pm
Time is looping: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=4464203

I live in the future and travel, day by day into the past. I'll still be on syncans in nov '13 huh? Typical me.

Damn for real? I'm behind...last I checked it was like $60 and then you had to spend real cash on top if you wanted good equips...

It's cool though, I still just play old ZSNES RPGs on aFB-48 allll fucking day. Dragon Quest FTW, if I had a "spirit animal" it would be a Metal King Slime xD

BTW yes, srs :grinblunt: deficiency

No, not for real... only if you have a jailbroken PS3 and you torrent it

Dude I've been hankering for an adamantane syncan ever since D closed down (yes I'm aware he reopened) I have been nursing the same 1g sack of ADBICA I've had since Feb (and sold prob 75% of in blends) and it's getting a mite old.  I miss the akb body high like a motherfucker.

What the fuckkk man?! I couldn't make a g of even 5F-ADB-PINACA last me half as long!!

Show me your wayz 0_0

Old dishwasher guy got caught jacking off in his truck in the parking lot at work today by our boss, was hilarious

T&T!!! Good to see you bud
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 19, 2014, 08:25:58 pm

What the fuckkk man?! I couldn't make a g of even 5F-ADB-PINACA last me half as long!!

Show me your wayz 0_0

Lol I'm having a hard time figuring that out my own self, since I still get good and stoned.  I guess the secret is that I dissolve the powder in e-cig juice, that way none goes to waste.  What I do is: once a week I take just a tiny tiny scoop of ADBICA and drop it into the clearomizer, and just add 0mg/ml 100% PG fluid to it as needed

Part of it is also because I only smoke at the end of the day to unwind, keeps my tolerance down.

(http://i.imgur.com/Lf4yciZ.jpg)

Bet I can make that last till the end of the year
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 19, 2014, 08:27:58 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/KP6FGOL.png)

at least my download speed has gone and fixed itself, but that upload figure is still niggering at me, it should be at least 20
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 19, 2014, 08:29:14 pm
Time is looping: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=4464203

Insects beware, rizzo will put you in his body one way or another.

from my blogger blog, circa 2007:

I want to fuck a beetle
I want to fuck it hard
Reduce it to the fetal
And then smoke some shard

I want to cum on a mosquito
Then eat some mescalito
I want to shove flies in my ass
Ugly despicable and crass

I love them all, the squiggly things
Inside the earth they are the Kings
In my heart they reign supreme
Thinking about them makes me cream


It is soooo good to hear it!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 19, 2014, 09:28:40 pm

wat
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 19, 2014, 11:55:47 pm
ttp://kickass.to/the-outer-limits-t7359160.html

I used to watch that show late at night on regular television a long time ago. I had terrible anxiety and paranoid behavior at times, this did not help. :mad:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Outer_Limits_(1963_TV_series)_episodes
It sounds even better than I remember it, way ahead of its time.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 19, 2014, 11:57:49 pm
My stepdad died the other day, so.I went to his viewing today.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 20, 2014, 12:09:18 am
ttp://kickass.to/the-outer-limits-t7359160.html

I used to watch that show late at night on regular television a long time ago. I had terrible anxiety and paranoid behavior at times, this did not help. :mad:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_The_Outer_Limits_(1963_TV_series)_episodes
It sounds even better than I remember it, way ahead of its time.

Yeah apparently more than a few episodes were accurate predictions of the future.  I've only seen 3 of them so far though.  The one titled "Architects of Fear" - despite the cheesy latex monster - is nonetheless quite creepifying.  My favorite one so far.  It uses implications to great effect so the audience's mind runs wild, and even today doesn't require much suspension of disbelief.  I suppose it's much more incredibly relevant today than it was in the 60s when it first aired, medical and genetic technology now being what it is.

This torrent's incredibly slow though.  It was 17 gigs for the originals, the bulk of that 60 gigs was the shitty 90s remake of the series which I didn't bother with.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 20, 2014, 12:26:15 am
My stepdad died the other day, so.I went to his viewing today.

Were you staying with him or your bio dad? Former IIRC. Sad to have ended on such a bad note, being kicked out. His last memory of you was you as a homeless person, having had a 54 day stay in jail for ____ reason, a severe alcoholic, along with whatever other drug use and behavior they may have been aware of, and never having succeeded, and seeming to be on a path that would never lead there, but to an early grave, earlier than theirs, they must have expected.

It wouldn't surprise me if he died of a broken heart, having raised you from a child for so long, nurtured you and expected the best, and despite his best efforts, this is what you turn out to be.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 20, 2014, 12:45:01 am
(http://i.imgur.com/voD1UwP.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 20, 2014, 12:49:16 am
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/voD1UwP.jpg[/img]

for real……
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 20, 2014, 12:57:53 am

What the fuckkk man?! I couldn't make a g of even 5F-ADB-PINACA last me half as long!!

Show me your wayz 0_0

Lol I'm having a hard time figuring that out my own self, since I still get good and stoned.  I guess the secret is that I dissolve the powder in e-cig juice, that way none goes to waste.  What I do is: once a week I take just a tiny tiny scoop of ADBICA and drop it into the clearomizer, and just add 0mg/ml 100% PG fluid to it as needed

Part of it is also because I only smoke at the end of the day to unwind, keeps my tolerance down.

(http://i.imgur.com/Lf4yciZ.jpg)

Bet I can make that last till the end of the year

Yup that's the way to do it - just at nights. My girl is a fiend for the shit though, and by allowing her to vape all day, I inadvertently turned my self into a wake & baker...I could probably kill that bag by midnight LOL...

Gotta love those red letter bags...WE ALL LOVE THE 'D'  ;)
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Post by: The Duke on September 20, 2014, 12:58:21 am
He was in a nursing home. He had a bad stroke a few years ago and had alzheimers and dementia too. This is probably a relief for my mom because of the.financial hardship.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 20, 2014, 12:59:44 am
Gotta love those red letter bags...WE ALL LOVE THE 'D'  ;)

you know if he's sitting on any 5f-akb?

it's the only one of the new gen I'm really interested in anymore, next time I buy any syncan I'll be getting -122
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Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 20, 2014, 01:03:06 am
Nope but he has loads of aFB-48, which is better than 5F-AK in every way, IMHO. You need invite?
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 20, 2014, 01:10:20 am
Nope but he has loads of aFB-48, which is better than 5F-AK in every way, IMHO. You need invite?

did he make a new site?  I thought he was still email only

Hmmm I've had aFB-48 in the past, it was good but I don't remember it having the crazy body high of 5f-akb.  Might be wrong.  It's only like 10$ anyway

Decalin JWH needs to have another day in court, bulky/floppy ring systems seem to work well for CB2.  I'd be interested to see if a pairing with indazole will mark a deviation from the profound failure of the THJ series (considering the sudden lack of planarity afforded by a decalin sub)
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 20, 2014, 01:12:42 am
Also bring back CB-13, AB-001, and the rest of the periphery-stimulating ones...
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Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 20, 2014, 01:13:08 am
Nope but he has loads of aFB-48, which is better than 5F-AK in every way, IMHO. You need invite?

did he make a new site?  I thought he was still email only

Hmmm I've had aFB-48 in the past, it was good but I don't remember it having the crazy body high of 5f-akb.  Might be wrong.  It's only like 10$ anyway

Decalin JWH needs to have another day in court, bulky/floppy ring systems seem to work well for CB2.  I'd be interested to see if a pairing with indazole will mark a deviation from the profound failure of the THJ series (considering the sudden lack of planarity afforded by a decalin sub)

Dude there was a batch of THJ-122 going around up until literally this month that was *intense*. Makes me kinda wonder wtf quality D's green stuff was.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 20, 2014, 01:16:24 am
Nope but he has loads of aFB-48, which is better than 5F-AK in every way, IMHO. You need invite?

did he make a new site?  I thought he was still email only

Hmmm I've had aFB-48 in the past, it was good but I don't remember it having the crazy body high of 5f-akb.  Might be wrong.  It's only like 10$ anyway

Decalin JWH needs to have another day in court, bulky/floppy ring systems seem to work well for CB2.  I'd be interested to see if a pairing with indazole will mark a deviation from the profound failure of the THJ series (considering the sudden lack of planarity afforded by a decalin sub)

Dude there was a batch of THJ-122 going around up until literally this month that was *intense*. Makes me kinda wonder wtf quality D's green stuff was.

Hmm when was his green batch?  I never had THJ anything from him that was off-color, but I'm fairly colorblind so if it was a very light green I probably couldn't tell.

I'm pretty sure D isn't too stringent about personally NMR testing his products, wish I had sent what I had off to find out.  Cuz it could well be that the new batch was straight up JWH.  Not like the chinks care.
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Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 20, 2014, 01:21:43 am
I hear you, but the new batch wasn't from D. Do you know, uhh, let's call him "MM83"?

I have had probably 50g+ of original JWH-122, and this THJ-122 was different. Definite indazole "burnt rubber" smell.

And yeah all D's THJ-122 was like the *faintest* off-white pastel green.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 20, 2014, 01:30:17 am
I hear you, but the new batch wasn't from D. Do you know, uhh, let's call him "MM83"?

I have had probably 50g+ of original JWH-122, and this THJ-122 was different. Definite indazole "burnt rubber" smell.

And yeah all D's THJ-122 was like the *faintest* off-white pastel green.

Nope haven't heard of him.  Been pretty out of the loop lately to be honest.  New stuff sounds interesting.  How was it compared to JWH-122?
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Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 20, 2014, 01:43:45 am
I hear you, but the new batch wasn't from D. Do you know, uhh, let's call him "MM83"?

I have had probably 50g+ of original JWH-122, and this THJ-122 was different. Definite indazole "burnt rubber" smell.

And yeah all D's THJ-122 was like the *faintest* off-white pastel green.

Nope haven't heard of him.  Been pretty out of the loop lately to be honest.  New stuff sounds interesting.  How was it compared to JWH-122?

Not as lengthy - and even more sedating. I prefer the indole variant. But I was very pleasantly surprised, anyway.
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Post by: John Smith on September 20, 2014, 02:07:29 am
He was in a nursing home. He had a bad stroke a few years ago and had alzheimers and dementia too. This is probably a relief for my mom because of the.financial hardship.

Ah, it sounds like it was for the best, then.

Reminds me of this story I posted:

(http://i.imgur.com/2e6CsYZ.png)

Although I am disappointed that this took most of the bite of my life dismantling. Did he have any life insurance or other assets your mom will inherit? Since your mom may be depressed and lonely, in need of support, and now has more money available, it could be a good time to move back in. Start off comforting, then work it into the conversation, making it seem as if you're only thinking of doing it for her benefit.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 20, 2014, 02:15:04 am
Jesus christ, what the hell's wrong with me?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 20, 2014, 02:25:26 am
Jesus christ, what the hell's wrong with me?

A better question to ask would be what isn't wrong
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Post by: John Smith on September 20, 2014, 04:21:30 am

I remember listening to this song at times and feeling waves of euphoria by bathing in my own ego, before I became emotionally dead and depressed. It's amazing I was able to keep that self-image up.

(http://i.imgur.com/voD1UwP.jpg)

for real……

Delicious.
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Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 20, 2014, 04:32:56 am
yay for the sex pistols

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Post by: Piles of Crack on September 20, 2014, 05:21:20 am
Have until November 1 to plan for a massive Halloween rager, I'm supposed to wear a costume and have no idea what to do for it

Plan to cop some MDMA before then and show up rolling balls
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 20, 2014, 05:28:54 am
Have until November 1 to plan for a massive Halloween rager, I'm supposed to wear a costume and have no idea what to do for it

Plan to cop some MDMA before then and show
up rolling balls

Fargo don't check no price, he makes his own money so he spends it how he likes. He pulls up to the party in a Largo, and lets the doors up as he cruises the block showing off his new J's, nice cargo shorts with every pocket filled with cash an expensive shirt with an expensive belt and a backwards street wear snapback. He walks in, chooses two hoes to come back to the crib and leaves blasting Eminem within 20 minutes.
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 20, 2014, 05:30:06 am

This is their best IMO
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 20, 2014, 10:10:16 am
Aite PoC so I got The Last of Us downloaded but it's a 30 gig rip and the ps3's drive is too full for it, gonna have to wait until I dock an external to it or get off my ass and pull my spare drive out of my laptop
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Post by: 888 on September 20, 2014, 11:28:14 am
Yawww
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Post by: splooge gook on September 20, 2014, 11:52:09 am
hardcore psychos have a tender core too malice

they just want to be loved. accept it or i'm going to find out what your PI is and....VISIT YOU! In person.

Are you having palpitations yet?

someone with no emotions would be better fit for the dullness of day to day living and success, not worse. you still have a big deposit of autism and faggotry in the vicinity of one of your chakras. open your 7th eye; also open the eye that squirts out rays of semen before you become convinced being non-white = being impotent
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Post by: Piles of Crack on September 20, 2014, 12:09:19 pm
Aite PoC so I got The Last of Us downloaded but it's a 30 gig rip and the ps3's drive is too full for it, gonna have to wait until I dock an external to it or get off my ass and pull my spare drive out of my laptop

Good shit, PM me your PSN, mine is Scurix.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 20, 2014, 12:11:09 pm
You guys should give me some retarded Halloween costume ideas.
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Post by: splooge gook on September 20, 2014, 12:26:21 pm
You guys should give me some retarded Halloween costume ideas.

knit together a vest made out of lasagna and have klonopins for the buttons
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Post by: WS on September 20, 2014, 01:45:43 pm
come to TC and see gollums face to some good rap. LOL.. he clearly enjoys cups of the ice in FL due to his hair.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 20, 2014, 05:33:22 pm
You guys should give me some retarded Halloween costume ideas.

I'm trying to get my friend to go as Beavis so I can be Butt-Head. 

The best part is that it won't take much effort at all on either of our parts to maintain character the whole time
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 20, 2014, 05:35:01 pm
Mother of god I need to vacuum my curtain... damn cat
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Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 20, 2014, 07:43:32 pm
You guys should give me some retarded Halloween costume ideas.

Go as Metaphysicist. Headbrace, brown thumb, all out.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 20, 2014, 07:49:43 pm
Mother of god I need to vacuum my curtain... damn cat


METH: maybe just once
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 20, 2014, 07:52:02 pm
You guys should give me some retarded Halloween costume ideas.


Go as a pile of crack.
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Post by: tuxedo_cat on September 20, 2014, 08:51:07 pm
Zok is gay?
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Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 20, 2014, 08:51:37 pm
You ever get so fucking chinked you can't even open your eyes past a squint when you're trying your hardest? Hot damn.

 8) !
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 20, 2014, 08:54:36 pm
Brings back good memories of JWH-018

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Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 20, 2014, 08:59:25 pm
Brings back good memories of JWH-018

I'm telling you man, give my afbby another chance, this is jwh-quality material.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 20, 2014, 09:02:19 pm
Brings back good memories of JWH-018

I'm telling you man, give my afbby another chance, this is jwh-quality material.

I prolly will, cuz I'm gonna pair an adamantane something with -122 when that time comes, should be a real winner
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Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 20, 2014, 09:18:04 pm
What shall I call this one? Active metabolite: Memantine, btw

(http://i59.tinypic.com/34ypjly.png)
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Post by: splooge gook on September 20, 2014, 09:27:56 pm
jenkamine
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 20, 2014, 09:43:06 pm
What shall I call this one? Active metabolite: Memantine, btw

(http://i59.tinypic.com/34ypjly.png)

lose the chm group

morpholinoethyl chains seem to exaggerate analgesic potency in vivo, I'd try that, with what's going on in the rest of the molecule... or just a simple 5c chain.  I don't like cyclohexylmethyls, all they do is increase duration by a tad, decrease potency, and increase anxiogenesis (IME)

I just want to see more morpholine rings around... go take a look at PCP for an easy morpholine sub I'd do as well
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 20, 2014, 10:21:13 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/rFDWbBL.png)

so long as we're drawing pictures

I envisioned just slapping propofol itself on and isomerizing it if needed but it just looks to be too bulky... so I did some shuffling.  Figure that if there are gonna be phenol metabolites they might as well be something fun

Ought to be a good enough sub for napthalene, matter of fact could probably lose the stupid acetoxy bridge and have a decent -018 replacement.  Or are simple phenylacetylindoles illegal? 

Even losing half of the planar bulk of napthalene in favor of the slightly more 3-D tert-butylphenyl I doubt the CB receptors will care too much... if anything it smells like a good balance between CB1 and 2, CB1 favoring the flatter rings and CB2 the bulky stuff.  Fun shit
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 21, 2014, 12:26:46 am
You guys should give me some retarded Halloween costume ideas.

Steal a clever/novel idea from online and use it as an icebreaker to talk to people and make friends so you won't have to go begging everyone on a small dying twice over refugee message board to play TLOU with you, which apparently is either the only game you have or the only one you're good at, and allows you to receive positive reactions from others and be welcome in multiplayer groups, giving you the social interaction and belonging you so desperately need.

You'll probably end up questioning whether you have the personality to back up the attention and avoid having people transition from happy and excited when they approach you to an awkward silence when you can't carry the conversation and uncontrollably revert to your standard angry "bitch face".

And I would be ten times worse! I've literally barely stepped outside the last 3 days. MDMA may actually be a good idea, or at least cannabis and a stimulant.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on September 21, 2014, 02:34:35 am
You guys should give me some retarded Halloween costume ideas.

Steal a clever/novel idea from online and use it as an icebreaker to talk to people and make friends so you won't have to go begging everyone on a small dying twice over refugee message board to play TLOU with you, which apparently is either the only game you have or the only one you're good at, and allows you to receive positive reactions from others and be welcome in multiplayer groups, giving you the social interaction and belonging you so desperately need.

You'll probably end up questioning whether you have the personality to back up the attention and avoid having people transition from happy and excited when they approach you to an awkward silence when you can't carry the conversation and uncontrollably revert to your standard angry "bitch face".

And I would be ten times worse! I've literally barely stepped outside the last 3 days. MDMA may actually be a good idea, or at least cannabis and a stimulant.

Your spiel is old and boring now, try something new.
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Post by: splooge gook on September 21, 2014, 02:35:07 am
holding in a uge hit right nowi
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Post by: 1337 on September 21, 2014, 03:21:21 am
Ho-ly shit hab, did you see the Japanese bitch Miesa Tate fought last night, Rin Nakai? She is fucking stacked.

Also look out for the Rose girl on the ultimate fighter, she has a win with a fucking flying armbar, fucking beautiful girl for a fighter too. They're saying she will be the straw weight Ronda Rousey.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 21, 2014, 03:36:35 am
Ho-ly shit hab, did you see the Japanese bitch Miesa Tate fought last night, Rin Nakai? She is fucking stacked.

Also look out for the Rose girl on the ultimate fighter, she has a win with a fucking flying armbar, fucking beautiful girl for a fighter too. They're saying she will be the straw weight Ronda Rousey.

No... but daamn, no shit she is.  I'll see if I can't snag a torrent.

Rose "Thug" Namajunas.... I like her already.  Can't wait to see her fight. 

I really hope they have a kickass card this December.  It's gonna be UFC on FOX so... I dunno...
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 21, 2014, 03:42:24 am
(http://oi43.tinypic.com/vi0jzc.jpg)

at first I was like  :laugh:

(http://i.imgur.com/QqoEiuw.jpg)

but then I was like  :oface:

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Post by: mashleshmash on September 21, 2014, 03:51:55 am
holding in a uge hit right nowi

You should make a guide on how to be more like yourself  :roll:
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Post by: 1337 on September 21, 2014, 03:54:11 am
The Mark Hunt vs Roy Nelson fight was a bit of a let down for me, but it was a good fight.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 21, 2014, 06:33:58 am
Gods, this China White is so good. So glad I found a legit, consistent connect for it. He usually has Dilaudid too. Been difficult so far finding heroin or even opiate connects around here. Other than weed, it's all ice and occasionally coke/crack. I was expecting to find tar if anything.
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Post by: John Smith on September 21, 2014, 06:57:05 am
Sploo, do your friends/acquaintances ever seem hesitant to go out with you, like they're afraid you might hurt them? I could imagine a meeting with you ending with someone yelling "No, sploo, don't!" Has something like that ever occurred?
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 07:01:51 am
Sploo, do your friends/acquaintances ever seem hesitant to go out with you, like they're afraid you might hurt them? I could imagine a meeting with you ending with someone yelling "No, sploo, don't!" Has something like that ever occurred?

You imagine them calling him 'sploo' in real life?
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Post by: mashleshmash on September 21, 2014, 07:02:24 am
Sploo lied to me and told me he had a job
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Post by: splooge gook on September 21, 2014, 10:03:24 am
what the fuck is different man i cant believe im doing this
what the fuck is different man i cant believe im doing this
what the fuck is different man i cant believe im doing this
what the fuck is different man i cant believe im doing this
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Post by: N0 W4RN1NG on September 21, 2014, 07:37:27 pm
Gods, this China White is so good. So glad I found a legit, consistent connect for it. He usually has Dilaudid too. Been difficult so far finding heroin or even opiate connects around here. Other than weed, it's all ice and occasionally coke/crack. I was expecting to find tar if anything.

Aren't you in  the pain-killer capital of the world?

*sighs* oh those dilly 8s...those happy white triangles...I remember when I was blowing 7-8 of those at once, fat white lines stretching across the toilet seat...damn fiendy for an opiate...like the coke of dope...
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Post by: Deviant on September 21, 2014, 08:18:31 pm
Don't try fent
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Post by: WS on September 21, 2014, 08:26:16 pm
My whole house smells like different exotic kushes from otha lands
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Post by: mashleshmash on September 21, 2014, 09:22:00 pm
Yawww

YO MAYNE
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Post by: Max Headroom on September 21, 2014, 09:58:59 pm
Well if they tried maybe they'd see
It'd do a little good to let the world be free
Handshake and a smile Gets you on through
Then turn it all around with a suicide move
But you know it's not fooling anyone but me
You gotta make yourself see what you want to see
But you know it's not fooling anyone but me
You gotta make yourself see what you want to see
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Post by: John Smith on September 21, 2014, 10:59:05 pm
Your spiel is old and boring now, try something new.

True, but that's good advice. Methylone would probably be better than MDMA.
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Post by: RisiR on September 21, 2014, 10:59:46 pm
Back in this bitch like herpes.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 21, 2014, 11:01:00 pm
Gods, this China White is so good. So glad I found a legit, consistent connect for it. He usually has Dilaudid too. Been difficult so far finding heroin or even opiate connects around here. Other than weed, it's all ice and occasionally coke/crack. I was expecting to find tar if anything.

Aren't you in  the pain-killer capital of the world?

*sighs* oh those dilly 8s...those happy white triangles...I remember when I was blowing 7-8 of those at once, fat white lines stretching across the toilet seat...damn fiendy for an opiate...like the coke of dope...

Nah, I moved over right by Houston a few months ago. 
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Post by: victimthrax on September 21, 2014, 11:04:44 pm
Your spiel is old and boring now, try something new.

True, but that's good advice. Methylone would probably be better than MDMA.

Methylone doesn't have the tingly waves and "closeness" that you feel on molly
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 21, 2014, 11:16:58 pm
I don't like MDMA that much. It never gave me more emphaty or opened me to recieve love or anything of that kind.

It made my dick semi-limp and my jaw clench. Fuck that.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 21, 2014, 11:27:18 pm
I don't like MDMA that much. It never gave me more emphaty or opened me to recieve love or anything of that kind.

It made my dick semi-limp and my jaw clench. Fuck that.

That wasn't MDMA.
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Post by: 1337 on September 21, 2014, 11:29:56 pm
Gods, this China White is so good. So glad I found a legit, consistent connect for it. He usually has Dilaudid too. Been difficult so far finding heroin or even opiate connects around here. Other than weed, it's all ice and occasionally coke/crack. I was expecting to find tar if anything.

Aren't you in  the pain-killer capital of the world?

*sighs* oh those dilly 8s...those happy white triangles...I remember when I was blowing 7-8 of those at once, fat white lines stretching across the toilet seat...damn fiendy for an opiate...like the coke of dope...
FL isn't really known for doctor shopping anymore. Dickhead Rick Scott our.governor ended most egregious pain clinics with new legislation. Now herion is taking over, thank god. Dillies are bullshit even if you bang them, they don't last long enough.
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Post by: RisiR on September 21, 2014, 11:33:32 pm
I don't like MDMA that much. It never gave me more emphaty or opened me to recieve love or anything of that kind.

It made my dick semi-limp and my jaw clench. Fuck that.

That wasn't MDMA.
Trust me. It was. I know me drugs.

I didn't just pop a pill here and there. I had super clear crystals from Holland that didn't do shit to me except fuck me up. No love felt.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 21, 2014, 11:35:30 pm
Gods, this China White is so good. So glad I found a legit, consistent connect for it. He usually has Dilaudid too. Been difficult so far finding heroin or even opiate connects around here. Other than weed, it's all ice and occasionally coke/crack. I was expecting to find tar if anything.

Aren't you in  the pain-killer capital of the world?

*sighs* oh those dilly 8s...those happy white triangles...I remember when I was blowing 7-8 of those at once, fat white lines stretching across the toilet seat...damn fiendy for an opiate...like the coke of dope...
FL isn't really known for doctor shopping anymore. Dickhead Rick Scott our.governor ended most egregious pain clinics with new legislation. Now herion is taking over, thank god. Dillies are bullshit even if you bang them, they don't last long enough.

Yeah, you say that now, but tell me you wouldn't feel fucking AMAZING 3-5 seconds after pushing that plunger down.  It's way more intense and better of a rush than even heroin, but yeah, they're very shortlasting.  This can also cause them to fuck with your tolerance much more quickly.  So just do what I do.  I used to mix hydromorphone 2's and Roxi 30's (varying amounts of each) in the same shot like three years ago, and now I've done several shots of heroin and hydromorphone.  Dat shit cray.  You get the super-intense rush +1, and then you still get legs to your high.

But yeah, NO W4RN1NG, if you loved them from snorting them, you still probably have no idea, man.  The rush from banging Dilaudid is incredible.  They're just all rush, though, and then a very short high afterward.

I also gotta confirm what 1337 said about heroin taking over FL.  Was popping up more and more up until I left.  All I could even find anymore over where I was at was heroin, Dilaudid, and sometimes morphine.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 21, 2014, 11:38:03 pm
I don't like MDMA that much. It never gave me more emphaty or opened me to recieve love or anything of that kind.

It made my dick semi-limp and my jaw clench. Fuck that.

That wasn't MDMA.
Trust me. It was. I know me drugs.

I didn't just pop a pill here and there. I had super clear crystals from Holland that didn't do shit to me except fuck me up. No love felt.

Well then you got some fucked up receptors or levels of synaptic neurotransmitters or something.  Well, it's seen as "fucked up", but really I'd just say everyone's biochemistry is just different.
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Post by: RisiR on September 21, 2014, 11:42:45 pm
I agree.

Other serotonergic drugs like LSD or Mushrooms made me feel love, yes, transformed me into pure love so that's weird.
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Post by: victimthrax on September 21, 2014, 11:47:40 pm
remind me to post a pic in a half hour
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Post by: RisiR on September 21, 2014, 11:53:08 pm
remind me to post a pic in a half hour
I hope you won't even live in half an hour so why would I do you a favor you, cocksucker?
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Post by: victimthrax on September 21, 2014, 11:55:25 pm
remind me to post a pic in a half hour
I hope you won't even live in half an hour so why would I do you a favor you, cocksucker?

thanks for the bump
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 21, 2014, 11:56:23 pm
I agree.

Other serotonergic drugs like LSD or Mushrooms made me feel love, yes, transformed me into pure love so that's weird.

gaaaaaaayyyyy
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Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 12:03:07 am
Mike, next time when you do Peruvian torch and you're too much of a spoilt sugar princess just plug it.

Communist faggot.
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 12:16:11 am
Mike, next time when you do Peruvian torch and you're too much of a spoilt sugar princess just plug it.

Communist faggot.

I don't have anymore... I had all my plants out in a good spot in the sun and my brother in law ran over them in his rv, just after I told him not to.  Fucker was living in an rv in my driveway like cousin eddie on national lampoon, and he runs over my 5 peruvian torches and 1 short spined variety, in clay pots, smashing them into cactus relish.  I fucking hate that guy.
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Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 12:19:03 am
Yea man, my hate is with you. What an idiot.
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 12:21:15 am
Yea man, my hate is with you. What an idiot.

"whoops, my bad".....they were 14" tall on average....I want to fucking puke just thinking about it.  The girth....the girth....<soft weeping>

edit-I forgot to add I had been growing them for over 4 years, from cuttings I had mailed to me from a friend out west.  Fucker drove through my yard so he woudn't have to back out, and ran them the fuck over.
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Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 12:27:19 am
Pro Tip: Plug Peyotes on Peruvian torch or similar to make them grow way faster.

I would've gathered the cactus sludge and tripped on that.
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 12:37:27 am
Pro Tip: Plug Peyotes on Peruvian torch or similar to make them grow way faster.

I would've gathered the cactus sludge and tripped on that.

Use trichocereus pachanoi (San pedro), it grows a bit faster and is much more amenable to grafting.  But yeh, using grafting methods, one can grow a peyote in a few years that would take decades to grow in the wild.

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Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 12:45:25 am
It's 4 at night and I knew you know your stuff so I thought I could post without technicalities.

Anyway, shove a San Pedro in your asshole and die you Glaucoma having piece of shit.
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 12:51:51 am
It's 4 at night and I knew you know your stuff so I thought I could post without technicalities.

Anyway, shove a San Pedro in your asshole and die you Glaucoma having piece of shit.

Well, I don't see why one couldn't use a peruvianus (anus heh), but I would rather just grow them as they are.  They are almost as strong as peyote on average.  San Pedros are weak, and I never have had them really give me a good trip.  But they grow faster and seem hardier when using as grafting stock. 

PS your sig line is totally not gay as fuck, and you should keep it forever <tries not to laugh>
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 12:53:25 am
Funny story about the word 'peruvianus'.  I was playing some online game, MUME I think, and I used 'peruvianus' as a name for a character, and they banned me because it contained the word 'anus'. 
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Post by: victimthrax on September 22, 2014, 12:53:32 am
/...
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Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 12:59:39 am
Funny story about the word 'peruvianus'.  I was playing some online game, MUME I think, and I used 'peruvianus' as a name for a character, and they banned me because it contained the word 'anus'.
That wasn't funny that was sad. I don't even wanna know what kind of gay online roleplay game MUME is but it sounds gay as fuck.

CrazyMike lvl 100 MUME champion.

:laugh:
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Post by: victimthrax on September 22, 2014, 01:02:34 am
LSD should die
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 01:03:55 am
That wasn't funny that was sad. I don't even wanna know what kind of gay online roleplay game MUME is but it sounds gay as fuck.

CrazyMike lvl 100 MUME champion.

:laugh:

Nah, I suck at it.  The server was located in sweden, and gameplay relied heavily on linkspeed, so people from the US were slow and sucky while nordic assholes lorded over everyone.  Hey, it could be worse, I could be into Runequest or some shit like that.
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Post by: Max Headroom on September 22, 2014, 01:11:58 am
everquest > any mmorpg/MUD
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 01:15:18 am
everquest > any mmorpg/MUD

Mume >>>> everquest.  Best PvP one can ever experience, if one can get past the text-only format, the huge learning curve, andf the extreme penalties for dying. 
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: victimthrax on September 22, 2014, 01:15:59 am
holy shit I post a bunch of dope and faggots are going on about fucking online fucking fantasy fucking video games like fucking faggots holy shit, I might just fly to Utah to beat up Arnox for creating such a website of victims and faggots
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Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 01:16:37 am
I'm not Bradley B.
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Post by: mashleshmash on September 22, 2014, 01:17:15 am
holy shit I post a bunch of dope and faggots are going on about fucking online fucking fantasy fucking video games like fucking faggots holy shit, I might just fly to Utah to beat up Arnox for creating such a website of victims and faggots

lol he lives in Utah?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: victimthrax on September 22, 2014, 01:20:43 am
holy shit I post a bunch of dope and faggots are going on about fucking online fucking fantasy fucking video games like fucking faggots holy shit, I might just fly to Utah to beat up Arnox for creating such a website of victims and faggots

lol he lives in Utah?

Of course he does, he's a mormon.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 01:21:45 am
He's a next level Mormon, too.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: victimthrax on September 22, 2014, 01:24:14 am
yeah but dilaudid
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 01:28:34 am
holy shit I post a bunch of dope and faggots are going on about fucking online fucking fantasy fucking video games like fucking faggots holy shit, I might just fly to Utah to beat up Arnox for creating such a website of victims and faggots

I grew up playing hex-based wargames and shit before anyone even had computers in their house.  Any games with numbers and involving war and strategy, I love that shit.  And you know what?  If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself with a melon baller and scoop out a chunk of your innards for all I give a fuck.
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Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 03:59:16 am
I'm out, guys. I hope you don't have too much fun without me.

Night niggers.
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Post by: astudioapartment on September 22, 2014, 04:07:33 am
Gods, this China White is so good. So glad I found a legit, consistent connect for it. He usually has Dilaudid too. Been difficult so far finding heroin or even opiate connects around here. Other than weed, it's all ice and occasionally coke/crack. I was expecting to find tar if anything.

Did someone say Dilaudid?

https://i.imgur.com/7ViAOyT.jpg

apologies for lookin like a brokeass but that money is since friday

Hydros have more legs. You get much better washes off them too

someone should have commented on this heatbag idiot
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 04:09:38 am
I'm out, guys. I hope you don't have too much fun without me.

Night niggers.

Niggers to you, too
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 04:15:49 am
someone should have commented on this heatbag idiot

Not worth commenting about.  Some of us know better, but it is not up to us to speak up.  Instead, our hope is that such low hanging fruit will occupy our adversaries enough to leave us be.  Not to mention, I have had lots of drugs before too....never once have I felt that it was a good idea to take a picture of it to preserve in space and time.  Let ghosts dwell in the past, I say.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mojo4567 on September 22, 2014, 04:18:52 am
holy shit I post a bunch of dope and faggots are going on about fucking online fucking fantasy fucking video games like fucking faggots holy shit, I might just fly to Utah to beat up Arnox for creating such a website of victims and faggots

I grew up playing hex-based wargames and shit before anyone even had computers in their house.  Any games with numbers and involving war and strategy, I love that shit.  And you know what?  If you don't like it, you can go fuck yourself with a melon baller and scoop out a chunk of your innards for all I give a fuck.

Battletech? If you wanna get back into it look up megamek. It is so fun.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 04:27:14 am
Battletech? If you wanna get back into it look up megamek. It is so fun.

Faaaack no.  I mean like old avalon hill wargames, with the hex based cardboard maps, usually in two or three huge sections, and tiny cardboard chits.  'The Battle of the Bulge'. 'Blitzkrieg', 'Afrika Korps'  etc. 

I don't like science fiction AT ALL.  No star wars, star trek, any of that shit.  Just wargames and I used to play MUME.  And GTA occasionally.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 04:30:06 am
Like this:

(http://i58.tinypic.com/s3f4t4.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mojo4567 on September 22, 2014, 04:31:48 am
Hmmm what about axis and allies
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 04:33:19 am
Hmmm what about axis and allies

I have played it, it is just a severely dumbed down, modernized version of the older wargames. 
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Post by: mojo4567 on September 22, 2014, 04:38:32 am
I dont agree but I completly understand your view
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Post by: 1337 on September 22, 2014, 07:20:45 am


Did someone say Dilaudid?

https://i.imgur.com/7ViAOyT.jpg

apologies for lookin like a brokeass but that money is since friday

Hydros have more legs. You get much better washes off them too
Nobody gives a fuck about your monopoly money fag.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 22, 2014, 09:28:54 am
It's muh birthday  ???

I'm fucking 24 now.....way to old.

Instead of using that as motivation to do something with my life il think I'll just drink untill I can't feel feelings anymore.

Also, happy birthday bilbo and frodo.
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Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 12:34:20 pm
It's muh birthday  ???

I'm fucking 24 now.....way to old.

Instead of using that as motivation to do something with my life il think I'll just drink untill I can't feel feelings anymore.

Also, happy birthday bilbo and frodo.
Happy Birthday, man. Have a good one.
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Post by: 1337 on September 22, 2014, 01:42:14 pm
Hah the doctors in the ER are fucking pissed that the FDA is making lortab/norcos/vicodin schedule 2.. Its a PITA to write a script for a single vicodin tablet. It also makes filling the pyxis machines more complicated. Fuck 'em is what I say, poor guys, they have to sign a piece of paper now instead of verbal/standing orders.
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Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 01:44:30 pm
I just had a great thread idea for an "Old Men Fight Club" where we let CrazyMike, TDR, DaGuru and Spectral fight each other but instead of suuuuuuuuper boring walls of text, they must use punchlines. Only one liners or just in general short punching posts.

That way the old fucks have a reason not to be put down and the forum gets entertained. Awesome.
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 01:46:22 pm
I just had a great thread idea for an "Old Men Fight Club" where we let CrazyMike, TDR, DaGuru and Spectral fight each other but instead of suuuuuuuuper boring walls of text, they must use punchlines. Only one liners or just in general short punching posts.

That way the old fucks have a reason not to be put down and the forum gets entertained. Awesome.

Daguru loses by default, as he is incapable of one liners.....TDR wins 'corniest motherfucker alive' award, Spectral bitches about the referees the whole time, and crazy mike takes the win by a mile, because I am the punchline king.  Faggots.
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Post by: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 03:23:37 pm
I just had a great thread idea for an "Old Men Fight Club" where we let CrazyMike, TDR, DaGuru and Spectral fight each other but instead of suuuuuuuuper boring walls of text, they must use punchlines. Only one liners or just in general short punching posts.

That way the old fucks have a reason not to be put down and the forum gets entertained. Awesome.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21226760/ugly_old_fat_bald_by_daisyshock-d5etcbb.jpg)
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Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 03:45:11 pm
I'm not Snoopy. Try again.

:laugh:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 22, 2014, 03:49:46 pm
I'm not Snoopy. Try again.

:laugh:

hah
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 03:51:47 pm
I'm not Snoopy. Try again.

 :laugh:

Whatever you say my diminutive cowardly refugee.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 04:04:21 pm
Now you're just mad.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 04:08:18 pm
Now you're just mad.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21226760/user10947_pic2888_1291364993.gif)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 04:18:32 pm
Now you're just mad.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21226760/user10947_pic2888_1291364993.gif)
I'm not mad, buddy. I'm sad, just sad.  :'(
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Post by: Jedi Moped on September 22, 2014, 04:54:15 pm
Now you're just mad.

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21226760/user10947_pic2888_1291364993.gif)
I'm not mad, buddy. I'm sad, just sad.  :'(

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/21226760/Sad.png)
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Post by: 1337 on September 22, 2014, 07:26:11 pm
Hey hab, you got Jon Jones or Daniel Cormier this weekend. I hope Cormier wins so bad, but Jones has such a reach and height advantage that I'm pretty certain he will win it, the fucking shitbag.
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Post by: RisiR on September 22, 2014, 07:36:43 pm
Hey hab, you got Jon Jones or Daniel Cormier this weekend. I hope Cormier wins so bad, but Jones has such a reach and height advantage that I'm pretty certain he will win it, the fucking shitbag.
That fight is this weekend?! Nice!

I'm cheering for DC, too. Hope it's gonna be a war.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on September 22, 2014, 10:16:09 pm
Couldn't connect to the internet on my laptop and spent an hour unplugging everything and resetting my modem and trying to troubleshoot it and shit before realizing the wireless button on my keyboard was turned off
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Post by: 888 on September 22, 2014, 11:17:34 pm
I fucked my brother in laws girlfriend ... He's married to my sister but they aren't together atm , So we've been hanging out alot more. He hooked up with this big nosed girl not too long ago through his cousin. She has a big nose and 2 kids and her own house. But I fucked her and did i mention she has a big nose ?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 23, 2014, 12:16:58 am
It's muh birthday  ???

I'm fucking 24 now.....way to old.

Instead of using that as motivation to do something with my life il think I'll just drink untill I can't feel feelings anymore.

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/5/4115/4930581210_8827d0d2f9.jpg)
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Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 03:29:56 am
I'm out of this bitch.

Night niggers.
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Post by: John Smith on September 23, 2014, 03:41:04 am
Imagine, like, hunting wooly mammoths with spears. That actually happened.

It would be cool if there was some sort of universal archive of all data through time and space and you could search through it for instances of specific events and view them.

"one person driving another person to madness surreptitiously"

Picture hiding a pinhole camera and speaker in a wall in sploo's room.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on September 23, 2014, 04:02:17 am
How's that Parnate working?
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Post by: John Smith on September 23, 2014, 04:35:40 am
Well, in retrospect, I'm definitely a lot better than before, although it still hasn't been enough time. Getting a weird anxious feeling, reminds me of being overstimmed. May be the magnesium glycinate I'm taking before it, or it could just be causing excessive norepinephrine, which should reverse eventually.
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Post by: SBTlauien on September 23, 2014, 04:38:33 am
^Tell us more please...
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Post by: mmmmmmmmquestions on September 23, 2014, 04:39:05 am
im zok

Like to try and make it easier for you to find
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 23, 2014, 04:42:51 am
^Tell us more...

My weed stash from my small grow is about to finally run out.

I'm thinking of trying syncans after this. I've never tried them before. Would even buy outlawed ones if they were good enough.
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Post by: SBTlauien on September 23, 2014, 04:46:43 am
I'd suggest some shrooms.  They'll change your whole perspective on life.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 23, 2014, 07:02:58 am
Hey hab, you got Jon Jones or Daniel Cormier this weekend. I hope Cormier wins so bad, but Jones has such a reach and height advantage that I'm pretty certain he will win it, the fucking shitbag.

Yea my money's on Jones but I'll be honest, I have never seen Cormier fight.  From what I read though he's definitely a good contender and I'd love to see an upset, but I'd hedge my bets on it coming down to decision that will probably favor Jones. 

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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 23, 2014, 07:06:48 am

I'm thinking of trying syncans after this. I've never tried them before. Would even buy outlawed ones if they were good enough.

JWH-122
JWH-250
5F-AKB48

^my favorites

stay away from the crazy crap like 5F-AMB.  you really can't go wrong with any of the JWH series.  -122 is the most forgiving and generally regarded as the most like THC

5F-AKB48 in many respects I like even more than the JWH noids, simply because of it's godlike body high.  Short acting though.  -122 is the longest of the 3, 210 even longer but comes with anxiety IIRC.  250 is short, but psychedelic and light hearted.  I liked 250 in its own right.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 23, 2014, 10:18:23 am

I'm thinking of trying syncans after this. I've never tried them before. Would even buy outlawed ones if they were good enough.

JWH-122
JWH-250
5F-AKB48

^my favorites

stay away from the crazy crap like 5F-AMB.  you really can't go wrong with any of the JWH series.  -122 is the most forgiving and generally regarded as the most like THC

5F-AKB48 in many respects I like even more than the JWH noids, simply because of it's godlike body high.  Short acting though.  -122 is the longest of the 3, 210 even longer but comes with anxiety IIRC.  250 is short, but psychedelic and light hearted.  I liked 250 in its own right.

5FAMB was easily the most fucked up syncan I tried, the tiniest dose would send me into a dissociated catatonic state for 5-10 minutes
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Post by: splooge gook on September 23, 2014, 10:46:10 am

I'm thinking of trying syncans after this. I've never tried them before. Would even buy outlawed ones if they were good enough.

JWH-122
JWH-250
5F-AKB48

^my favorites

stay away from the crazy crap like 5F-AMB.  you really can't go wrong with any of the JWH series.  -122 is the most forgiving and generally regarded as the most like THC

5F-AKB48 in many respects I like even more than the JWH noids, simply because of it's godlike body high.  Short acting though.  -122 is the longest of the 3, 210 even longer but comes with anxiety IIRC.  250 is short, but psychedelic and light hearted.  I liked 250 in its own right.

5FAMB was easily the most fucked up syncan I tried, the tiniest dose would send me into a dissociated catatonic state for 5-10 minutes

i spent my first few months getting thrown into catatonia. it's kind of cool that i can narrow down the list of "wtf am i smoking"

this shit is horrible for you. it took me 2 or 3 hours to get out of bed todaybecause i was groaning about ow bad my muscle pains are. when that doesn't happen i usually spend the first 45 minutes after i wake up coughing up shit like this

(http://i.imgur.com/GYUBnXu.jpg)

or puking a few times

i do have a cold, but i think all the aches and coughing are just  my body trying to get rid of toxins. the reason why i'm getting achesmay be "withdrawal", since i smoked less yesterday. or a DXM comedown.

either way i'm going to seriously cut down my usage cuz im  going to like die from these 5grams/8 dollars gas station blends that have pieces of smokable foam in them. still have 2-3 grams around, but i'll try to only smoke once or twice a day.

that's the worst thing about it, it's a short acting chemical(s) and when your tolerance is high enough you have to smoke 2/3 bowls to get even a noticable effect. literally sitting in the same position all day smoking constantly regardless of circumstances with all sorts of scary side effects like some 40  year old black woman in a crack den

fuck that shit, anybody have heroin?
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Post by: mashleshmash on September 23, 2014, 11:59:29 am
Nice bro, that has the consistency of cum



Also, WE KEEPS IT REAL

(http://upload.tinychat.com/ssdd/293640/db/assholerash/tinybltc/09-23-2014.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 23, 2014, 04:34:43 pm
^Tell us more...

My weed stash from my small grow is about to finally run out.

I'm thinking of trying syncans after this. I've never tried them before. Would even buy outlawed ones if they were good enough.
I think you will be overwhelmed and disappointed.

The JWH ones are the only ones worth trying in my opinion. STS-135 wasn't that bad, either. Yea, that was quite good.

5f-PB-22 almost killed me so I'd stay away from that.

Nothing beats real herb, though. It's way to complex with all the terpenes and shit. Man can't create something like that.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 23, 2014, 05:52:24 pm
God damnit my leg muscles are on fire

is naproxen any noticeably better than aspirin or am I just fucked
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 05:57:15 pm
God damnit my leg muscles are on fire

is naproxen any noticeably better than aspirin or am I just fucked

I would use acetaminophen, personally.  I rarely use it, but I do use it for 'hot' kinds of pain like sore muscles and surgical wounds.

Ibuprofin with caffiene for headaches (I get migraines, this helps)

I use both ibuprofin and acetaminophen, alternating every 4 hours, for back pain; my back is so bad that I can get whatever narcotics I ask for, but they drug test and I prefer to smoke weed.  This helps.

Naproxen for, well, I don't fuck with it.  I have taken it a bunch, and I notice it takes a fucking long time to kick in, and it works good on headaches but only so-so for everything else.

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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 23, 2014, 06:22:36 pm
God damnit my leg muscles are on fire

is naproxen any noticeably better than aspirin or am I just fucked

I would use acetaminophen, personally.  I rarely use it, but I do use it for 'hot' kinds of pain like sore muscles and surgical wounds.

Ibuprofin with caffiene for headaches (I get migraines, this helps)

I use both ibuprofin and acetaminophen, alternating every 4 hours, for back pain; my back is so bad that I can get whatever narcotics I ask for, but they drug test and I prefer to smoke weed.  This helps.

Naproxen for, well, I don't fuck with it.  I have taken it a bunch, and I notice it takes a fucking long time to kick in, and it works good on headaches but only so-so for everything else.

Hmm ok, thanks

I just popped 2 aspirins before I got in the shower and they seem to be working (aspirin's all I have on hand)

l-theanine seems to help a little too so I'll be interspersing that with an aspirin thru the day.  Last year I ate through my stomach I was hitting the NSAIDs so hard for a week, I'd rather avoid that this time around  :P
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 06:36:17 pm
Glad it worked.  Aspirin never did a damn thing for me.
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Post by: Jedi Moped on September 23, 2014, 07:08:11 pm
God damnit my leg muscles are on fire

is naproxen any noticeably better than aspirin or am I just fucked

I would use acetaminophen, personally.  I rarely use it, but I do use it for 'hot' kinds of pain like sore muscles and surgical wounds.

Ibuprofin with caffiene for headaches (I get migraines, this helps)

I use both ibuprofin and acetaminophen, alternating every 4 hours, for back pain; my back is so bad that I can get whatever narcotics I ask for, but they drug test and I prefer to smoke weed.  This helps.

Naproxen for, well, I don't fuck with it.  I have taken it a bunch, and I notice it takes a fucking long time to kick in, and it works good on headaches but only so-so for everything else.

*takes notes, bad back*
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 23, 2014, 07:16:11 pm
*takes notes, bad back*

I really don't care if you take notes.  I don't lie and hide behind alts and pretend I am in 'sons of anarchy' land and that I kill people and feed them to 'pigs and gators'.  You are a sad, old ewok-lookin son of a bitch, you know that?
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Post by: Jedi Moped on September 23, 2014, 07:32:56 pm
*takes notes, bad back*

I really don't care if you take notes.  I don't lie and hide behind alts and pretend I am in 'sons of anarchy' land and that I kill people and feed them to 'pigs and gators'.  You are a sad, old ewok-lookin son of a bitch, you know that?

You repeat yourself when you are mad, you know that?
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Post by: 1337 on September 23, 2014, 09:33:06 pm
Holy shit, the weather girl Stormy Fronts on Snoop Doggs show today was hot as fuck. 50cent and G Unit were on today.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 23, 2014, 10:22:07 pm

I'm thinking of trying syncans after this. I've never tried them before. Would even buy outlawed ones if they were good enough.

JWH-122
JWH-250
5F-AKB48

^my favorites

stay away from the crazy crap like 5F-AMB.  you really can't go wrong with any of the JWH series.  -122 is the most forgiving and generally regarded as the most like THC

5F-AKB48 in many respects I like even more than the JWH noids, simply because of it's godlike body high.  Short acting though.  -122 is the longest of the 3, 210 even longer but comes with anxiety IIRC.  250 is short, but psychedelic and light hearted.  I liked 250 in its own right.

I used to love combining JWH-122 and JWH-250.  JWH-250 had been my favorite for a while because it's got such a damn strong, intense peak, but it's sooooo short in duration.  But yeah, JWH-122 was the longest-lasting JWH I recall coming across, and it was very mellow and chill; I'd even go so far as to say that it was the least anxiogenic out of any of the synthetic cannabinoids I've tried.  Then again, I've tried 5F-AKB48 since then which is forgiving in that aspect as well, but JWH-122 definitely caused the least anxiety (as in none, in my experience) out of the JWH's.

Smoking a foily, or a cigarette topped off with, JWH-122 + JWH-250 was a regular thing for me for a while.  You get the best of both worlds with that combo.
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Post by: John Smith on September 24, 2014, 12:22:53 am
fuck that shit, anybody have heroin?

Why don't you buy pure syncans?

Ah, that's right, have you even tried drugs around that level, things like meth, cocaine etc.? It's going to be interesting when you do, you'd probably end up even worse than LSD, and that would be entertaining as hell.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 24, 2014, 12:27:58 am
fuck that shit, anybody have heroin?

Why don't you buy pure syncans?

Ah, that's right, have you even tried drugs around that level, things like meth, cocaine etc.? It's going to be interesting when you do, you'd probably end up even worse than LSD, and that would be entertaining as hell.

^Pussy too scared to join the IVy league himself, so he reads about other people getting into the most extreme altered states of mind possible with envy while telling himself and others it's just "entertaining".  You wish you could get on even my MILD level, nigga.  You deeply desire to have the balls to get to the levels of consciousness alteration I enjoy for a SNACK, bitchmade nigga.
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Post by: splooge gook on September 24, 2014, 12:34:37 am
fuck that shit, anybody have heroin?

Why don't you buy pure syncans?

Ah, that's right, have you even tried drugs around that level, things like meth, cocaine etc.? It's going to be interesting when you do, you'd probably end up even worse than LSD, and that would be entertaining as hell.

^Pussy too scared to join the IVy league himself, so he reads about other people getting into the most extreme altered states of mind possible with envy while telling himself and others it's just "entertaining".  You wish you could get on even my MILD level, nigga.  You deeply desire to have the balls to get to the levels of consciousness alteration I enjoy for a SNACK, bitchmade nigga.



quoted for tryhardness
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 24, 2014, 12:42:39 am
You wish you could get on even my MILD level, nigga

I don't even know you, but you using this phrase made me hate you forever.


bitchmade

Jesus fucking christ.  Anyone who says 'bitchmade' should be publicly identified on all public forms of media, and shunned by civilized people everywhere.
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Post by: John Smith on September 24, 2014, 12:44:52 am
^Pussy too scared to join the IVy league himself, so he reads about other people getting into the most extreme altered states of mind possible with envy while telling himself and others it's just "entertaining".  You wish you could get on even my MILD level, nigga.  You deeply desire to have the balls to get to the levels of consciousness alteration I enjoy for a SNACK, bitchmade nigga.

Yeah, you're pretty hardcore LSD. I'd be terrified of trying even a fraction of the things you've done, but I value my life and well being.

I meant worse than LSD was. You have to admit, you've had some pretty bad moments. Not that I'm necessarily much better.

Sploo probably doesn't buy pure syncans along with other drugs because anything mailed to his house would be checked and confiscated by his parents. I doubt he has any close friends he would trust with this. He could rent a PO Box, if the location is accessible to him, but you might have to be 18 or older.

Christ this forum is shit. I should stop posting here eventually, drift away. I can't blame anyone who did, or didn't migrate and used Zoklet shutting down as an opportunity to finally leave.
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Post by: unbreakable matter on September 24, 2014, 12:54:08 am
LSD is a pathetic neckbir allahu buckstar who takes pride in taking drugs like its hard or takes talent or anything other than the need to damage yourself to not feel like a mother beating cop caller for a second

malice doesn't pretend to be anything he's not because he doesn't have source of pride or self esteem, is instead a recluse who approaches everything autistically and wants to become white for dubious reasons.

All in all, Malice is a lot more respectable. I wouldn't talk to either of you IRL but I'd mail malice drugs because I bet he'd appreciate it more and it might help make him a better person
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 24, 2014, 12:55:29 am
Pretty bad moments doesn't even begin to cover it, sure.  But I've been at a pretty good place in life since I started working and making good money, tips daily...  Until very recent events which I'm not going to get into.

But in case you couldn't tell, that post wasn't really serious.  I was talking shit but just being goofy about it.  I couldn't legitimately actually get upset for you at that comment, considering you probably have no idea what's been going on in my life the past several months and based that on how I've been for most of the past several years at least.  Sorry if you took that shit seriously.  If I was going to actually dispute your offhanded comment about me, I'd do it like I did in the first paragraph of this post.  That last post kinda just proves your point.  I was just being silly.  Sorry if I offended you.  Just tryna be funny or whatever.

But yeah, it is kinda perturbing to read comments like that when things have actually been going really amazing up until the past few days, to be honest.
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Post by: bling bling on September 24, 2014, 12:57:20 am
u work at cofe bar?
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Post by: unbreakable matter on September 24, 2014, 12:57:22 am
tips daily

anyone wanna jump on this?
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Post by: unbreakable matter on September 24, 2014, 12:57:40 am
fuck, bling beat me to it
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 24, 2014, 12:58:54 am
You wish you could get on even my MILD level, nigga

I don't even know you, but you using this phrase made me hate you forever.


bitchmade

Jesus fucking christ.  Anyone who says 'bitchmade' should be publicly identified on all public forms of media, and shunned by civilized people everywhere.

Lol, you're beyond stupid, man.  If you've seen my writing style at all, even a fraction of it, you'd know that you're just making yourself look like a moron with teh burgers right now.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 24, 2014, 01:01:14 am
Wow, like 5-7 people with Asperger's replied that damn quickly.  This shit's just pathetic.
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Post by: bling bling on September 24, 2014, 01:01:25 am
Yeah, you're pretty hardcore LSD. I'd be terrified of trying even a fraction of the things you've done, but I value my life and well being.

I meant worse than LSD was. You have to admit, you've had some pretty bad moments. Not that I'm necessarily much better.

Sploo probably doesn't buy pure syncans along with other drugs because anything mailed to his house would be checked and confiscated by his parents. I doubt he has any close friends he would trust with this. He could rent a PO Box, if the location is accessible to him, but you might have to be 18 or older.

hahaha my mom doesnt even check my mail and  i have even got 4 g of purple dank weeds in a regular paper onvelpoe and ounces of hash and dmt too
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Post by: bling bling on September 24, 2014, 01:02:15 am
Wow, like 5-7 people with Asperger's replied that damn quickly.  This shit's just pathetic.

im diagnosed as a baddest mofo that will get u gotten
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 24, 2014, 01:06:05 am
Yeah, you're pretty hardcore LSD. I'd be terrified of trying even a fraction of the things you've done, but I value my life and well being.

I meant worse than LSD was. You have to admit, you've had some pretty bad moments. Not that I'm necessarily much better.

Sploo probably doesn't buy pure syncans along with other drugs because anything mailed to his house would be checked and confiscated by his parents. I doubt he has any close friends he would trust with this. He could rent a PO Box, if te location is accessible to him, but you might have to be 18 or older.

hahaha my mom doesnt even check my mail and  i have even got 4 g of purple dank weeds in a regular paper onvelpoe and ounces of hash and dmt too

I used to get shit sent to my mom's house all the time when I lived there back in Florida, and I'd just keep on top of the tracking and an eye on the mailbox or ear open for the mail truck (very distinct sound) on the days she happened to be home at that time, and I'd make sure I grab it first.  Most of the time, she was working when the mail would come, though.

Wow, like 5-7 people with Asperger's replied that damn quickly.  This shit's just pathetic.

im diagnosed as a baddest mofo that will get u gotten

I wasn't really including you in there.  Your comment wasn't like the other handful of morons who can't understand when someone's goofing around.  Your comment was a coffee joke, which is old and played out, so I normally wouldn't even respond to it (and didn't), not anything to do with actually taking my post as if I meant it in total seriousness.

Like, srsly tho?  I understand it's the Internet, and there's no tone or body language to read on here, but still, man, seriously?
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 24, 2014, 01:06:32 am
Lol

faggot confirmed.
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Post by: bling bling on September 24, 2014, 01:09:41 am
Yeah, you're pretty hardcore LSD. I'd be terrified of trying even a fraction of the things you've done, but I value my life and well being.

I meant worse than LSD was. You have to admit, you've had some pretty bad moments. Not that I'm necessarily much better.

Sploo probably doesn't buy pure syncans along with other drugs because anything mailed to his house would be checked and confiscated by his parents. I doubt he has any close friends he would trust with this. He could rent a PO Box, if te location is accessible to him, but you might have to be 18 or older.

hahaha my mom doesnt even check my mail and  i have even got 4 g of purple dank weeds in a regular paper onvelpoe and ounces of hash and dmt too

I used to get shit sent to my mom's house all the time when I lived there back in Florida, and I'd just keep on top of the tracking and an eye on the mailbox or ear open for the mail truck (very distinct sound) on the days she happened to be home at that time, and I'd make sure I grab it first.  Most of the time, she was working when the mail would come, though.

Wow, like 5-7 people with Asperger's replied that damn quickly.  This shit's just pathetic.

im diagnosed as a baddest mofo that will get u gotten

I wasn't really including you in there.  Your comment wasn't like the other handful of morons who can't understand when someone's goofing around.  Your comment was a coffee joke, which is old and played out, so I normally wouldn't even respond to it (and didn't), not anything to do with actually taking my post as if I meant it in total seriousness.

Like, srsly tho?  I understand it's the Internet, and there's no tone or body language to read on here, but still, man, seriously?

i have autsims
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Post by: mashleshmash on September 24, 2014, 01:18:24 am
You're a liar bling.
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Post by: bling bling on September 24, 2014, 01:19:23 am
You're a liar bling.

 :oface:
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Post by: John Smith on September 24, 2014, 02:36:16 am
I used to get shit sent to my mom's house all the time when I lived there back in Florida, and I'd just keep on top of the tracking and an eye on the mailbox or ear open for the mail truck (very distinct sound) on the days she happened to be home at that time, and I'd make sure I grab it first.  Most of the time, she was working when the mail would come, though.

This would have been fucking perfect for those of us in our mailbox stalking days: http://www.amazon.com/Mailbox-Reminder-Notification-Alert-Wireless/dp/B005XQYKHU

I should buy one, along with a hidden camera. Sometimes unfortunate situations arise where you need tools of this nature.
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Post by: unbreakable matter on September 24, 2014, 02:42:52 am
how would you feel if someone sent you drugs?
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 24, 2014, 03:45:44 am
Grateful..?  What else?  Probably some disbelief and shock if it was just random and unexpected, of course mixed with glee (I'd probably drop my jaw to the floor and literally jump up and down for a second or two, depending on what it was, while admittedly laughing and/or squealing in delight).  I mean, it's a crazily happy enough feeling when you order durgz and they finally show up...  you talking just randomly, unexpected?  Fuck, grateful of course; gotta reiterate that.  Maybe a bit suspicious if it was totally unexpected, though; nigga could be sending some ricin or some shit.
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Post by: splooge gook on September 24, 2014, 03:48:10 am
jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can
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Post by: Ninja on September 24, 2014, 03:50:37 am
jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can

Aluminum is bad for you.  Stop smoking out of an aluminum can and stop rubbing aluminum on your armpits.  You might be able to get your dick up still if you apply immediately. 
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 24, 2014, 03:55:13 am
jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can

Aluminum is bad for you.  Stop smoking out of an aluminum can and stop rubbing aluminum on your armpits.  You might be able to get your dick up still if you apply immediately.

Yeah, dude, just smell like horrible asslike BO all the time.
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Post by: bling bling on September 24, 2014, 03:59:54 am

This would have been fucking perfect for those of us in our mailbox stalking days: http://www.amazon.com/Mailbox-Reminder-Notification-Alert-Wireless/dp/B005XQYKHU

I should buy one, along with a hidden camera. Sometimes unfortunate situations arise where you need tools of this nature.

stalking the mail box so u can get to it b4 ur parents and so they dont smoke all ur drugs?
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Post by: Ninja on September 24, 2014, 04:02:58 am
jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can

Aluminum is bad for you.  Stop smoking out of an aluminum can and stop rubbing aluminum on your armpits.  You might be able to get your dick up still if you apply immediately.

Yeah, dude, just smell like horrible asslike BO all the time.

Lol, they sell all natural deodorants.

Secondly, I don't use deodorants.

If you wash your armpits twice a day, then you never need to buy deodorant.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 24, 2014, 04:03:46 am

This would have been fucking perfect for those of us in our mailbox stalking days: http://www.amazon.com/Mailbox-Reminder-Notification-Alert-Wireless/dp/B005XQYKHU

I should buy one, along with a hidden camera. Sometimes unfortunate situations arise where you need tools of this nature.

stalking the mail box so u can get to it b4 ur parents and so they dont smoke all ur drugs?

Shit, that would've at least been better than my parent who would've just thrown it away, or more stupidly, attempted to hide it.  I got really good at breaking into that safe.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 24, 2014, 04:04:51 am
jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can

Aluminum is bad for you.  Stop smoking out of an aluminum can and stop rubbing aluminum on your armpits.  You might be able to get your dick up still if you apply immediately.

Yeah, dude, just smell like horrible asslike BO all the time.

Lol, they sell all natural deodorants.

Secondly, I don't use deodorants.

If you wash your armpits twice a day, then you never need to buy deodorant.

You clearly don't live in Texas.
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Post by: unbreakable matter on September 24, 2014, 04:05:06 am
the first time I smoked crack was out of a pill bottle that I poked holes in with a knife and used the aluminum that I packaged my crack in on the top then parked in a parking lot, got out and squatted behind my car shielding the wind and did a huge blast and got a ringer

this degenerate story just made LSD scratch and have to take a shit
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Post by: Ninja on September 24, 2014, 04:07:10 am
jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can

Aluminum is bad for you.  Stop smoking out of an aluminum can and stop rubbing aluminum on your armpits.  You might be able to get your dick up still if you apply immediately.

Yeah, dude, just smell like horrible asslike BO all the time.

Lol, they sell all natural deodorants.

Secondly, I don't use deodorants.

If you wash your armpits twice a day, then you never need to buy deodorant.

You clearly don't live in Texas.

Granted. But, just be a fucking man.  If a bitch want to get next to you when you're clean, she better be damn close when you're getting a shower.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 24, 2014, 04:07:28 am
You probably smell like ass, spoop gook, and nobody has the tact or concern enough to tell you.  Oh wait, I forgot, you don't interact with human beings other than your parents who are constantly in fear for their lives after you pulled a knife on them, so it doesn't really make a difference how badly you smell.  You realize people typically can't smell their own BO, right?  You stink, bitch.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 24, 2014, 04:09:59 am
jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can

Aluminum is bad for you.  Stop smoking out of an aluminum can and stop rubbing aluminum on your armpits.  You might be able to get your dick up still if you apply immediately.

Yeah, dude, just smell like horrible asslike BO all the time.

Lol, they sell all natural deodorants.

Secondly, I don't use deodorants.

If you wash your armpits twice a day, then you never need to buy deodorant.

You clearly don't live in Texas.

Granted. But, just be a fucking man.  If a bitch want to get next to you when you're clean, she better be damn close when you're getting a shower.

Are you literally a virgin?  I mean, seriously....  You're not going to get laid not wearing deodorant.  You've never been less than an inch away from a female for an extended period of time, have you?  Try cuddling with a bitch after sweating all day without deodorant and tell me how that goes, kiddo.  After you find a prostitute willing to lower her standards enough to deal with you, because you've made it abundantly clear that you don't know how to interact with females (I'm talking about actual past posts you've made, many of them, on Zoklet, about this sort of thing; not just making assumptions).
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Post by: unbreakable matter on September 24, 2014, 04:11:21 am
cough ecstasy
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 24, 2014, 04:11:53 am
the first time I smoked crack was out of a pill bottle that I poked holes in with a knife and used the aluminum that I packaged my crack in on the top then parked in a parking lot, got out and squatted behind my car shielding the wind and did a huge blast and got a ringer

this degenerate story just made LSD scratch and have to take a shit

Psh, if you ain't bangin' it, you soft.

But on a real note, that's some nice ingenuity, especially to get it to work well enough to actually give you a ringer.
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Post by: unbreakable matter on September 24, 2014, 04:15:11 am
the first time I smoked crack was out of a pill bottle that I poked holes in with a knife and used the aluminum that I packaged my crack in on the top then parked in a parking lot, got out and squatted behind my car shielding the wind and did a huge blast and got a ringer

this degenerate story just made LSD scratch and have to take a shit

Psh, if you ain't bangin' it, you soft.

But on a real note, that's some nice ingenuity, especially to get it to work well enough to actually give you a ringer.

I think my system was lowered by being up all night the night before and not sleeping much over the last while because I was selling crack at night and other drugs during the day and doing painkillers and benzos and not sleeping

shooting crack is for fucking faggots I bet you go to cuban restaurants and steal the individual packs of vinegar to shoot while sitting on the cover of a bathroom toilet
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Ninja on September 24, 2014, 04:18:28 am
jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can

Aluminum is bad for you.  Stop smoking out of an aluminum can and stop rubbing aluminum on your armpits.  You might be able to get your dick up still if you apply immediately.

Yeah, dude, just smell like horrible asslike BO all the time.

Lol, they sell all natural deodorants.

Secondly, I don't use deodorants.

If you wash your armpits twice a day, then you never need to buy deodorant.

You clearly don't live in Texas.

Granted. But, just be a fucking man.  If a bitch want to get next to you when you're clean, she better be damn close when you're getting a shower.

Are you literally a virgin?  I mean, seriously....  You're not going to get laid not wearing deodorant.  You've never been less than an inch away from a female for an extended period of time, have you?  Try cuddling with a bitch after sweating all day without deodorant and tell me how that goes, kiddo.  After you find a prostitute willing to lower her standards enough to deal with you, because you've made it abundantly clear that you don't know how to interact with females (I'm talking about actual past posts you've made, many of them, on Zoklet, about this sort of thing; not just making assumptions).

I eat a clean fucking diet so I don't smell like a rotting corpse like you. Also, I was never on Zoklet you faggot.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 24, 2014, 05:05:56 am
jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can

Aluminum is bad for you.  Stop smoking out of an aluminum can and stop rubbing aluminum on your armpits.  You might be able to get your dick up still if you apply immediately.

Yeah, dude, just smell like horrible asslike BO all the time.

Lol, they sell all natural deodorants.

Secondly, I don't use deodorants.

If you wash your armpits twice a day, then you never need to buy deodorant.

You clearly don't live in Texas.

Granted. But, just be a fucking man.  If a bitch want to get next to you when you're clean, she better be damn close when you're getting a shower.

Are you literally a virgin?  I mean, seriously....  You're not going to get laid not wearing deodorant.  You've never been less than an inch away from a female for an extended period of time, have you?  Try cuddling with a bitch after sweating all day without deodorant and tell me how that goes, kiddo.  After you find a prostitute willing to lower her standards enough to deal with you, because you've made it abundantly clear that you don't know how to interact with females (I'm talking about actual past posts you've made, many of them, on Zoklet, about this sort of thing; not just making assumptions).

I eat a clean fucking diet so I don't smell like a rotting corpse like you. Also, I was never on Zoklet you faggot.

LOL.  Virginity confirmed.  Real men eat anything that tastes good whenever the fuck they feel like it.  Only queers eat a particular "diet".  Or even use the word "diet".  Not to mention, you blatantly danced around and avoided the virginity part of that post, which was the main point.

I don't care what "diet" (gods, I can't even read that word in my mind without a feminine voice) you eat, if you sweat all day, you're going to smell to other people.  Then again, I guess it shouldn't be surprising that you probably haven't seen a day of actual hard work in your entire limp-wristed life.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 24, 2014, 05:23:46 am
Grateful..?  What else?  Probably some disbelief and shock if it was just random and unexpected, of course mixed with glee (I'd probably drop my jaw to the floor and literally jump up and down for a second or two, depending on what it was, while admittedly laughing and/or squealing in delight).  I mean, it's a crazily happy enough feeling when you order durgz and they finally show up...  you talking just randomly, unexpected?  Fuck, grateful of course; gotta reiterate that.  Maybe a bit suspicious if it was totally unexpected, though; nigga could be sending some ricin or some shit.

Wow, I wish my emotions hadn't died. I could identify with Allie Brosh in the writings on depression and identity. At one point, like her, I did see emotions as something that should be overcome, as boundaries to logic being able to see things as they really are, without bias, being able to achieve perfect rationality; starting around middle school. Unfortunately I was ignorant of the implications stemming from biological limitations, the limitations of material reality, and eons of evolution. If you're going up against millions of years of evolution, you're probably going to lose.

I remember that even as a young child my parents had rented out a room to a family, along with use of necessities, and I was sitting with them watching the Simpsons and thought about how much more they laughed by comparison, while I generally just didn't find things funny enough to warrant laughter, they often seemed too simple, although still internally amusing. I wondered if it was just social conditioning or behavior, or an endogenous natural reaction.

Know I know the cold hard biological reality.

I think nicotine has a good chance of being very beneficial to me, as long as something in my genome doesn't interfere with that.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 24, 2014, 05:55:50 am
Aluminum is bad for you.  Stop smoking out of an aluminum can and stop rubbing aluminum on your armpits.  You might be able to get your dick up still if you apply immediately.

That's a bunch of bullshit. An aluminum can does not reach the temperature needed for vaporization from a standard lighter. And the aluminum clogs your sweat glands, it hasn't been found to have any significant effect of a human. You consume much more just from a standard diet.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/toxins/antiperspirant.asp

http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/features/antiperspirant-facts-safety?print=true

You probably spell like ass, spoop gook, and nobody has the tact or concern enough to tell you.  Oh wait, I forgot, you don't interact with human beings other than your parents who are constantly in fear for their lives after you pulled a knife on them, so it doesn't really make a difference how badly you smell.  You realize people typically can't smell their own BO, right?  You stink, bitch.

I like seeing someone insult sploo in a more intelligent, better written, manner. Brings more pain.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bling bling on September 24, 2014, 05:59:58 am
whats a ringer
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 24, 2014, 06:14:53 am
whats a ringer

It's when you get the horseshoe to actually hook directly around the stake.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bling bling on September 24, 2014, 06:30:48 am
whats a ringer

It's when you get the horseshoe to actually hook directly around the stake.

noo i mean like the crack smoking version
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bling bling on September 24, 2014, 06:32:01 am

LOL.  Virginity confirmed.  Real men eat anything that tastes good whenever the fuck they feel like it.  Only queers eat a particular "diet".  Or even use the word "diet".  Not to mention, you blatantly danced around and avoided the virginity part of that post, which was the main point.

I don't care what "diet" (gods, I can't even read that word in my mind without a feminine voice) you eat, if you sweat all day, you're going to smell to other people.  Then again, I guess it shouldn't be surprising that you probably haven't seen a day of actual hard work in your entire limp-wristed life.

sucubi controlled bitch confirmed.. real men dont get tempated by succubi and  spend money on shit succubi afn hklznhmfnhklmd;bg,dkr nkl5h 2b7890m
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 24, 2014, 07:04:52 am
Christ this forum is shit. I should stop posting here eventually, drift away. I can't blame anyone who did, or didn't migrate and used Zoklet shutting down as an opportunity to finally leave.

agreed
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 24, 2014, 07:05:44 am
Wow, like 5-7 people with Asperger's replied that damn quickly.  This shit's just pathetic.

lololol the irony of this post
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 24, 2014, 10:26:34 am
Hab, what do you think of this clone for a beginner ecig? http://www.fasttech.com/product/1722000-hana-modz-pack-dna-30-style-mod

My data finding abilities quickly led me to it. It seems to have been well received on ecig forums. DIY liquid is so easy and cheap it seems like the obvious choice for me.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mojo4567 on September 24, 2014, 11:31:44 am

You probably spell like ass, spoop gook, and nobody has the tact or concern enough to tell you.  Oh wait, I forgot, you don't interact with human beings other than your parents who are constantly in fear for their lives after you pulled a knife on them, so it doesn't really make a difference how badly you smell.  You realize people typically can't smell their own BO, right?  You stink, bitch.

damn that put some grotty images in my head

I like seeing someone insult sploo in a more intelligent, better written, manner. Brings more pain.
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Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 24, 2014, 12:27:54 pm
You probably smell like ass, spoop gook, and nobody has the tact or concern enough to tell you.  Oh wait, I forgot, you don't interact with human beings other than your parents who are constantly in fear for their lives after you pulled a knife on them, so it doesn't really make a difference how badly you smell.  You realize people typically can't smell their own BO, right?  You stink, bitch.

i apply aluminum to my neckbeard every day to enhance its glisten
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 24, 2014, 01:27:57 pm
It always warms my heart when LSD talks down to people about life lessons and whatnot
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 24, 2014, 01:29:37 pm
Also I use Certain Dri at night and Gillette Clinical during the day so until I drop dead of cancer don't worry about it
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 24, 2014, 04:00:22 pm
Lol only a faggot would make their handle about Dylan klebold, he was a total bitch made loser that followed along with Erics crazy ass.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Ninja on September 24, 2014, 04:35:26 pm

I eat a clean fucking diet so I don't smell like a rotting corpse like you. Also, I was never on Zoklet you faggot.

LOL.  Virginity confirmed.  Real men eat anything that tastes good whenever the fuck they feel like it.  Only queers eat a particular "diet".  Or even use the word "diet".  Not to mention, you blatantly danced around and avoided the virginity part of that post, which was the main point.

I don't care what "diet" (gods, I can't even read that word in my mind without a feminine voice) you eat, if you sweat all day, you're going to smell to other people.  Then again, I guess it shouldn't be surprising that you probably haven't seen a day of actual hard work in your entire limp-wristed life.

Virginity confirmed?  WTF are you 12?   

When I use the term diet, I am referring to my habitual nourishment.  What you describe as being "a real man" is not healthy and it leads to a generation of super fat fucks who then go on "diets" to try to lose weight, thinking that some miracle is going to cure them.

In Vietnam, the VC could locate our soldiers positions by smelling their unholy, unnatural, processed shit stank ass farts.

I'm a fucking ninja, so I have to value my health and fitness, so I take my diet seriously.  My staples are rice, eggs, oatmeal, fruits, veggies, nuts and seeds. I try to eat as much raw food as possible to get the most nutrition and beneficial gut flora.

Also, I'm not a queer.

And...  If you don't have all the toxins and pollutants in your body to begin with, when you sweat, it won't smell like a cesspool.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 24, 2014, 05:47:18 pm
Hab, what do you think of this clone for a beginner ecig? http://www.fasttech.com/product/1722000-hana-modz-pack-dna-30-style-mod

My data finding abilities quickly led me to it. It seems to have been well received on ecig forums. DIY liquid is so easy and cheap it seems like the obvious choice for me.

I've vaped out of one of those before (or something like it, it was at a party.  Looked just like it) - that thing puts out some strong ass vapor. 

Considering that one can output up to 8V that's probably it.  Make sure you get atomizers that won't get blown out in a few vapes (if you plan on using it at full blast, just about anything can handle 4V)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 24, 2014, 05:58:46 pm
Yo Hab, I used to use an "e-blunt" containing PB22 or AKB48 with great success in the past with a wick style clearomizer. Now I'm using these bottom coil aspire deals and I got some JWH-122 and it's just not doing it for me at all, not even really off foil either. I wonder if it's because I'm fucking it up/and or the bottom coil vape shits aint conducive to doing shit like this. i dumped about 600 mg in 25 ml of liquid and I've been holding my hits in but I only get a mild buzz. Maybe all this good weed I've been smoking has given me a tolerance and the super potent/dangerous syncans have made me expect too much.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 24, 2014, 06:17:49 pm
You gotta put a whole gram into the cartomizer at once
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 24, 2014, 06:35:58 pm
You gotta put a whole gram into the cartomizer at once

I told u I was hardcore.

Yeah I'm just smoking bud and using my Jdub as a regular e cig, gets me nice but very disappointing overall
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 24, 2014, 06:37:25 pm
Yo Hab, I used to use an "e-blunt" containing PB22 or AKB48 with great success in the past with a wick style clearomizer. Now I'm using these bottom coil aspire deals and I got some JWH-122 and it's just not doing it for me at all, not even really off foil either. I wonder if it's because I'm fucking it up/and or the bottom coil vape shits aint conducive to doing shit like this. i dumped about 600 mg in 25 ml of liquid and I've been holding my hits in but I only get a mild buzz. Maybe all this good weed I've been smoking has given me a tolerance and the super potent/dangerous syncans have made me expect too much.

Yikes

Well, if you wanna get all scientific about it, check the MP of -122 vs PB22 & AKB48 first, could be that your current setup just isn't getting hot enough (or is getting too hot)

But if it isn't working from foil either you've got a tolerance issue on hand fo sho, either that or shitty jwh.  syncans should always overpower the tolerance from THC

I'd give the wick style a shot again, why deviate from what works?  They're cheap. 

(http://i.imgur.com/rtuHwSu.jpg)

is this the style you are using?  I was using these for a while and went to wicks because these tended to clog pretty easily from syncan use.  could also be your prob
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 24, 2014, 07:11:23 pm
Fucking shit these MST3k torrents are huge, hasn't anyone ever heard of transcoding  >:( >:( >:(
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 24, 2014, 10:09:31 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/t9SDDWE.gif)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 888 on September 24, 2014, 10:27:13 pm
Ole turkey neck ass sandwich spread ass nigga ass
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 24, 2014, 10:30:16 pm
This site is pure shit.

Thank you for nothing.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 888 on September 24, 2014, 10:56:16 pm
You ever play suck my dick ?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 24, 2014, 10:59:21 pm
You ever play suck my dick ?
Played it with your mom a lot but she got mad because I always won.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 888 on September 24, 2014, 11:04:36 pm
You ever play suck my dick ?
Played it with your mom a lot but she got mad because I always won.

She let you win so you could suck my dick because you lost
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 24, 2014, 11:28:28 pm
You ever play suck my dick ?
Played it with your mom a lot but she got mad because I always won.

She let you win so you could suck my dick because you lost
Oh ok, I didn't really understand the rules anyway. So, when will you start sucking my dick again?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 24, 2014, 11:44:57 pm
Today I was the best poster like always. It was me a pleasure to entertain you all but I'll have to go now.

Night niggers. <3
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 888 on September 25, 2014, 12:05:33 am
Thats a shit post
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 25, 2014, 01:27:16 am
What a dead world. Adrift in an organic fleshy sea.

I think I may just buy a starter kit like this instead: http://www.2vaped.com/innokin-itaste-mvp-2-0-starter-kit/ 
I've never even smoked a cigarette and am only interested in nicotine for its nootropic and therapeutic properties, this would be my first time using nicotine at 24. I don't want to go full autist like I usually because it's such a pain and there's so much choice available, I can spend days researching something. The basic concept is so simple that it doesn't seem worth it, I just want nicotine solution vaporized and delivered into my system.

May also reintroduce tianeptine, which could synergize with NSI-189 very well, and the anxiolytic effect would be welcome. The listed contraindication with MAOIs seems to be bullshit and based on a flawed and outdated understanding of its MOA, I don't see any reason why there would be a negative interaction when properly understood based on more modern papers more thoroughly explaining its mechanism of action. There's at least one case report: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23048001
And an anecdote: http://www.dr-bob.org/cgi-bin/pb/mget.pl?post=/babble/20081114/msgs/864470.html#864470

May also add Semax, with could synergize with tranylcypromine, as it's an amphetamine derivative and causes NE and DA release at around 1/10th that of amph: http://www.smarternootropics.com/semax/#Potentiation_Of_Stimulants

Maybe a small amount of lithium as well, nowhere near clinical doses: http://www.gwern.net/Nootropics#lithium
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mojo4567 on September 25, 2014, 01:29:33 am
Thats a shit post

This whole thread is one shitpost.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 25, 2014, 01:40:14 am
Gollum is a waste of perfectly good oxygen.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 25, 2014, 01:48:04 am
Gollum is a waste of perfectly good oxygen.

What makes you say that? Does he post here?

Hydro seemed to like him a lot when they met.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 25, 2014, 01:52:54 am
Gollum is a waste of perfectly good oxygen.

What makes you say that? Does he post here?

Hydro seemed to like him a lot when they met.

He's being a massive faggot, I was trying to talk in tinychat about what's been going on with 4chan (moot selling out to the SJWs, the rumor about /b/ being an FBI honey pot to bust people for CP) and the new chan all the old fags are going to 8chan (infinity chan) which has actually partnered with 2channel, something moot never accomplished and wishes he could have done. Infinity chan is far superior for many reasons and I wanted to talk about the implications for free speech and how strange it is that we totseans are experiencing another diaspora to find a free-speech friendly forum. there was a lot to actually talk about

but gollum was like, "LOL WHATS THIS 4CHAN crap nobody cares, what the fuck is 8chan" and I told him to just scroll the fuck up and read but he said he had read everything and it was just "uninteresting"

so he banned me. then I started joining and called him a faggot and I guess he takes things super fucking seriously because he keeps banning me over and over.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 25, 2014, 01:55:45 am
I don't know either of you but that sounds like a piece of shit thing to do
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Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 25, 2014, 01:56:33 am
lol before gollum banned me it was saying there was 17 people live, now when I load it, it says 5. did everyone leave because of his massive faggotry? good job gollum

I really hate tinychat drama and I hate that I'm in the middle of some of it. fuck man this really shouldn't be that hard to just chill the fuck out and let people talk.

I find it hilarious that in the conversation leading up to gollum banning me the first time, someone said that tinychat is our home for free speech.

WELL APPARENTLY FUCKING NOT lol
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 25, 2014, 01:57:20 am
Tinychat is horrible, the only person off the top of my head I'd be willing to talk to is 7mq, anytime I've ever gone in it's just been boring "I took X drug and felt like Y" fucking 15 year old drug nerd shit thats less interesting than 4chan stuff all things considered. I've only ever posted on /pol/ and /biz/ and /soc/ a cpl times so I don't really care but it's a very important website, gollum just doesn't understand anything or have any perspective yet
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 25, 2014, 02:03:32 am
Tinychat is horrible, the only person off the top of my head I'd be willing to talk to is 7mq, anytime I've ever gone in it's just been boring "I took X drug and felt like Y" fucking 15 year old drug nerd shit thats less interesting than 4chan stuff all things considered. I've only ever posted on /pol/ and /biz/ and /soc/ a cpl times so I don't really care but it's a very important website, gollum just doesn't understand anything or have any perspective yet

Exactly! I hate the stupid fucking xenophobia some people get with websites, like, "oh I post on totse so 4chan is gay" or "I post on 4chan so reddit is gay" etc etc

If you seriously aren't browsing ALL of the big sites like that, at least at some point, you're doing the internet wrong.

btw, this is the administrator of 8chan: http://vimeo.com/91583460

he's fucking crippled with an awful bone condition and he's managed to be a FAR better admin than moot (or zok) ever was. 

But fuck, 4chan was the only place to escape the massive censorship on the whole #gamergate thing and now they've completely sold out!

I highly recommend checking out 8chan.co , for many reasons. First of all the community reminds me a lot of 4chan in the earlier days, when there was actual discussion about stuff and /b/ wasn't just full of porn and gore and CP. Second of all, it's called infinity chan because in a similar fashion to reddit, anybody can make their own board and moderate it. webms have sound, LaTeX is enabled, etc etc. Also by supporting 8chan you're supporting the broader movement online for free speech. I think that is something we should all take seriously.

...of course gollum would disagree.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 25, 2014, 02:09:03 am
fuck, I felt bad for the guy at first but felt extra bad 3 minutes in seeing him get exploited by a jew

/pol/ what have you done
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 25, 2014, 02:10:47 am
fuck, I felt bad for the guy at first but felt extra bad 3 minutes in seeing him get exploited by a jew

/pol/ what have you done

I wonder if the users over there post stuff to him like 'you fucking bone-diseased crippled bitch' and the like.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 25, 2014, 02:15:09 am
Fuck, bless that tiny lil man. I feel like paying a girl to give him a blowjob
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 25, 2014, 02:15:15 am
fuck, I felt bad for the guy at first but felt extra bad 3 minutes in seeing him get exploited by a jew

/pol/ what have you done

hahahah, RIGHT? Dude is working slave wages. Apparently the jew is actually fairly anti-zionist but...I dunno.

I love Hotwheelz's attitude towards life, especially when you contrast it to some of the bullshit the SJWs has been spewing. I wonder if they would still say that HE'S an oppressor of the white male patriarchy, even though he's lived a life most likely a thousand times harder than any stupid fucking "feminist" cunt ever has. Dude's broken his bones over 120 times.

But he doesn't fucking make himself into some sort of martyred victim! He lives his life and does what he can to the best of his abilities. Yeah, maybe he'll never be able to do much of anything physical and in societies of yore he would have been killed for being a burden, but he's STILL doing something good for thousands of people, is actually adding something of value to society. Instead of focusing on stupid shit like calling history "herstory"

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I wonder if the users over there post stuff to him like 'you fucking bone-diseased crippled bitch' and the like.

There's the occasional comment like that but I'd say 90% of the community thinks he's fucking awesome, we affectionately call him hotwheelz. Honestly, who cares what he looks like or anything else about him - he's running a website and he's doing a damn good job of it. Much like how even though Arnox is a mormon dragon fag, most of us still think he's a pretty cool guy because he's actually doing stuff for our community and listening to us.

BTW if you DO want to financialy support him, there is a patreon: http://www.patreon.com/user?u=162165&rf=162165&ty=2
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 25, 2014, 02:22:08 am
I was thinking it would be cool if we had something like those web 1.0 um, what the fuck were they called...like portals or something? oh, wait maybe it was ring. yeah a web ring. like a collection of sites in a particular theme or subject. you guys remember that? It would be cool if we had something like that for sites that are truly about free speech. Given the fracturing of communities that's been happening, I think we need a way to reach out to other communities and create a stronger bond.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 25, 2014, 02:28:35 am
8chan's /pol/ is pretty dead and they only have like 5 boards. They have embedded gifs tho, Probably be a gradual migration. The last time I was on /pol/ was like a week ago and a cpl fags were spamming shit about 8chan and m00t selling out and apparently some 4chan mod is fucking that blue haired gross thing whatever her name is. I post on /pol/ like everyone else to make broad overreaching statements designed to provoke responses immediately and theres little to no immediate return on 8chan so I dunno.

I like that guy though, fuck does he ever have a positive attitude but he isn't a faggot about it in a handicapable basketball league or rock band or some shit, he's just doing his thing wearing mario pajamas because it'd be weirder if he tried to act like he shouldn't do that. I hope things work out for him and 8chan
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 25, 2014, 02:29:08 am
There's the occasional comment like that but I'd say 90% of the community thinks he's fucking awesome, we affectionately call him hotwheelz. Honestly, who cares what he looks like or anything else about him - he's running a website and he's doing a damn good job of it. Much like how even though Arnox is a mormon dragon fag, most of us still think he's a pretty cool guy because he's actually doing stuff for our community and listening to us.

BTW if you DO want to financialy support him, there is a patreon: http://www.patreon.com/user?u=162165&rf=162165&ty=2

Yeh I get that one can make fun of someone and still respect them.  It is the first thing I thought of though, 'I bet they talk some shit to that guy'.  I have worked in too many factories and been on zoklet too long.  You learn how to talk some shit working in a factory, I'll tell ya.  Does the guy talk shit back to people, or what?

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: unbreakable matter on September 25, 2014, 02:30:23 am
I was thinking it would be cool if we had something like those web 1.0 um, what the fuck were they called...like portals or something? oh, wait maybe it was ring. yeah a web ring. like a collection of sites in a particular theme or subject. you guys remember that? It would be cool if we had something like that for sites that are truly about free speech. Given the fracturing of communities that's been happening, I think we need a way to reach out to other communities and create a stronger bond.

that sounds like it'd be complicated with hosting and shit but I'd be down. I can't code for shit but I can do other stuff
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 25, 2014, 02:40:04 am
There's the occasional comment like that but I'd say 90% of the community thinks he's fucking awesome, we affectionately call him hotwheelz. Honestly, who cares what he looks like or anything else about him - he's running a website and he's doing a damn good job of it. Much like how even though Arnox is a mormon dragon fag, most of us still think he's a pretty cool guy because he's actually doing stuff for our community and listening to us.

BTW if you DO want to financialy support him, there is a patreon: http://www.patreon.com/user?u=162165&rf=162165&ty=2

Yeh I get that one can make fun of someone and still respect them.  It is the first thing I thought of though, 'I bet they talk some shit to that guy'.  I have worked in too many factories and been on zoklet too long.  You learn how to talk some shit working in a factory, I'll tell ya.  Does the guy talk shit back to people, or what?

He was live streaming the other day to talk about the partnership with 2channel and somebody asked him if they mind people calling him "hotwheelz" and he said first that, no he actually finds it endearing and also that he really doesn't care what people call him and that we can call him whatever awful fucking names we can come up with because...it's just the fucking internet! considering how much support he's getting from the community (financial, moral, and emotional support), he'd have to be awfully fucking narcissistic to let a few comments get under his skin.

I suppose when you have to live life in the kind of situation he's in, you develop a pretty thick skin.

unlike some faggots like gollum.

Quote
that sounds like it'd be complicated with hosting and shit but I'd be down. I can't code for shit but I can do other stuff

I think I'll float the idea in the 8chan irc channel. maybe someone will have some ideas of how to implement something like this in a more modern way.

of course Arnox would also have to be cool with cross-promotion, but I don't see why he wouldn't be. I could definitely see us getting some traffic from the 8channers, not because our forum has any broad appeal to them but because there are SO few sites left where people can openly discuss things. You could definitely use some SEO and stuff advertising the fact that this is a #gamergate discussion friendly forum (not officially taking a stance on it either way, just saying you're free to talk about it) to bring in some users.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 25, 2014, 03:45:00 am
Mmm, snorted caffeine is pretty good. I had looked up the bioavailability of rectal and it's pretty low. New favorite method of ingestion, faster onset, and it feels much cleaner in a way, smoother with less negative side effects. I'll have to try it again in a few days without some things in my system that could be effecting it in order to get a clearer picture.

we affectionately call him hotwheelz

Reminds me of this:

What a dumbass moot is. There are an immense amount of insane, mentally unstable, technologically proficient people on 4chan with large amounts of free time who will make it their mission to bring harm to him if he ends up killing 4chan.

Gollum is a developmentally stunted man-child who occasionally has hissy-fits and bursts of autistic behavior.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 25, 2014, 03:48:50 am
apparently he's going to be a dad, too
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 25, 2014, 04:09:21 am
apparently he's going to be a dad, too

Oh god, of Hydro's baby?!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 25, 2014, 04:24:11 am
apparently he's going to be a dad, too

Oh god, of Hydro's baby?!

PM sent since it might constitute PI lol
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 25, 2014, 04:29:55 am
Mmm, snorted caffeine is pretty good.

it's happening
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on September 25, 2014, 04:51:48 am
Mmm, snorted caffeine is pretty good.

it's happening

A new STD/Slag/you appearing on BLTC?  Mmyep, apparently.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 25, 2014, 04:58:28 am
Oh god, of Hydro's baby?!

Whatever happened between you and hydro anyway?

Last I heard you were second in line if her marriage fell apart.

Think of how perfect it would be, you're both trapped in terrible soul crushing destructive environments that you hate, working low paying menial jobs you loathe, and don't really have much that should be tying you down, once you resolve any feelings of obligation. Why not make a plan to move together to a place with much better opportunities? Some areas are booming and have very low unemployment, along with high wages, and you don't need to be particularly skilled, some are entry level and still pay well, with quick opportunities for advancement and a nice raise once you get out of the training period. Or a large metropolitan area, maybe a place with great weather and a good transportation system, if you prefer one; a lot of people and opportunities, many things to do. It's such a different experience compared to small towns or dying regions. You already know each other and would get along, Hydro being an angel and having withstood the horrors of her family her entire life. By contrast, you would probably be a savior to her. You could live together to save money on rent and due to not having to have duplicates of many things, support each other, have someone there when you come home at night. I imagine it can be very nice to not having to sleep alone every day of your life, to come home to an empty house every single day. You both like drugs and are very open to experiences, it would be great to have someone to share them with, not having to feel any shame, to hide things and hold back like you would with nearly everyone.

Being Single Is a Luxury
http://econlog.econlib.org/archives/2012/02/being_single_is.html
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 25, 2014, 06:49:00 am
Oh god, of Hydro's baby?!

Whatever happened between you and hydro anyway?

Last I heard you were second in line if her marriage fell apart.

Think of how perfect it would be, you're both trapped in terrible soul crushing destructive environments that you hate, working low paying menial jobs you loathe, and don't really have much that should be tying you down, once you resolve any feelings of obligation. Why not make a plan to move together to a place with much better opportunities? Some areas are booming and have very low unemployment, along with high wages, and you don't need to be particularly skilled, some are entry level and still pay well, with quick opportunities for advancement and a nice raise once you get out of the training period. Or a large metropolitan area, maybe a place with great weather and a good transportation system, if you prefer one; a lot of people and opportunities, many things to do. It's such a different experience compared to small towns or dying regions. You already know each other and would get along, Hydro being an angel and having withstood the horrors of her family her entire life. By contrast, you would probably be a savior to her. You could live together to save money on rent and due to not having to have duplicates of many things, support each other, have someone there when you come home at night. I imagine it can be very nice to not having to sleep alone every day of your life, to come home to an empty house every single day. You both like drugs and are very open to experiences, it would be great to have someone to share them with, not having to feel any shame, to hide things and hold back like you would with nearly everyone.

Being Single Is a Luxury
http://econlog.econlib.org/archives/2012/02/being_single_is.html

I was actually having a discussion with my mother the other day about what exactly the financial advantages are of getting married - not of being with someone and pooling your resources together, but actual legal marriage. We came to a conclusion that there really isn't many good reasons, one example we thought of would be say a man having a small business that he's running and needs to do particular things for loans and stuff and tax write offs, and how that could conflict with getting a mortgage. Well in that case it would be nice to have a girlfriend you're not legally married to to get the mortgage so it doesn't fuck up what you're doing with yr small business.

honestly I'm too sleep deprived to give a better or more coherent answer than that but I think you get my point.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 25, 2014, 07:14:16 am
I didn't mean they should get married.

Weed Smoker groks.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 25, 2014, 08:55:15 am
I didn't mean they should get married.

Weed Smoker groks.

well the article that you linked to was about the benefits of getting married

the author actually acknowledges that being "together" but not married would be better financially but then he goes on about how those relationships aren't as stable...which is fucking hilarious, give the divorce rate is high as fuck.

in the conversation I had with my mom she made the point that gay people have been fighting for the ability to get married and by the time they're able to in every state no one is going to want to, lol.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 25, 2014, 10:31:00 am
Oh god, of Hydro's baby?!

Whatever happened between you and hydro anyway?

Last I heard you were second in line if her marriage fell apart.

Think of how perfect it would be, you're both trapped in terrible soul crushing destructive environments that you hate, working low paying menial jobs you loathe, and don't really have much that should be tying you down, once you resolve any feelings of obligation. Why not make a plan to move together to a place with much better opportunities? Some areas are booming and have very low unemployment, along with high wages, and you don't need to be particularly skilled, some are entry level and still pay well, with quick opportunities for advancement and a nice raise once you get out of the training period. Or a large metropolitan area, maybe a place with great weather and a good transportation system, if you prefer one; a lot of people and opportunities, many things to do. It's such a different experience compared to small towns or dying regions. You already know each other and would get along, Hydro being an angel and having withstood the horrors of her family her entire life. By contrast, you would probably be a savior to her. You could live together to save money on rent and due to not having to have duplicates of many things, support each other, have someone there when you come home at night. I imagine it can be very nice to not having to sleep alone every day of your life, to come home to an empty house every single day. You both like drugs and are very open to experiences, it would be great to have someone to share them with, not having to feel any shame, to hide things and hold back like you would with nearly everyone.

Being Single Is a Luxury
http://econlog.econlib.org/archives/2012/02/being_single_is.html

We were never anything more than casual friends and we don't even talk anymore.

I also have zero interest in being in a relationship with anyone at this point in my life. And I don't/didn't like her like that anyways, no offense but she isn't intimate relationship material.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 25, 2014, 02:25:08 pm
I didn't mean they should get married.

Weed Smoker groks.


Don't know why I came, in this club with you giiiiieeerrl.


Thanks Habanero, hi john.

I overstand Malice, I overstand.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 25, 2014, 06:30:06 pm
haha omg, I found a picture in my closet I totally forgot about, a few years ago one of my highschool fanboys that I sold drugs to drew a picture of me as a dragon ball z character. it's the most hilarious and badass caricature of me. I have it pinned up next to my desk now for inspiration. there's no way I can not crack a smile with that picture staring at me lol
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 25, 2014, 10:09:25 pm
I'll go to bed now pretty sad and benzoed to the max.

Night niggers.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Jedi Moped on September 26, 2014, 12:12:35 am
Hmmm

https://8chan.co/1percent/
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 26, 2014, 03:16:50 am
God damn you, PoC, why must you ruin my fantasies of a happy life?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 26, 2014, 04:21:21 am
God damn you, PoC, why must you ruin my fantasies of a happy life?

There is nothing happy about living in a garage with livestock that wants to penetrate you.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 26, 2014, 05:01:54 am
God damn you, PoC, why must you ruin my fantasies of a happy life?

There is nothing happy about living in a garage with livestock that wants to penetrate you.

Depends on who you ask.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 26, 2014, 05:27:09 am
Must better than an empty quiet house year after year. Other living things, their lives and routines, keep you grounded. Humans were meant to be social creatures, whether you like it or not. That's the nature of reality.

It's good to watch things grow. Besides, my plan was for you two to move somewhere better, together. Although I wasn't serious, it would be nice if two people like you found one another, used each other to strengthen and support, to learn to develop true bonds and friendships.

Cannabis alleviates the discomfort and pain of existing. It's why I feel compulsion to use it regularly at night, when the dark thoughts begin to creep in and the brain begins to feel ill. Benzos/anxiolytics as well, but in a different way. I wish there was something like marijuana but with a significantly different MOA that you could cycle with it to prevent tolerance and other negative effects from continuous use. So many drugs in the world and not one good counterpart. Oh, there was my plan to use rimonabant at night, which I never tried.

I can't wait until my MVP 2.0 gets here. I have a feeling I'm more likely to be a strong responded and want to use it all day long. The MAOI I'm on also interacts with it positively. Looking forward to seeing what the experience is like.

Since I've had my genome processed by 23andme I could search for any SNP's that effects nicotine response and look up what phenotype I have for it. One was found that determines whether you're a slow or fast metabolizer of caffeine. I have the slow genotype, so I need lower doses and the effects last longer.

Oh, final note on snorting caffeine. Unless it's placebo, it definitely feels like the best ROA. Problem is that anhydrous caffeine isn't water soluble enough and tends to gunk up, wasting much of it. I'd like to get my hands on some caffeine hcl, or make it, and snort it. Second option would be to use this improved sublingual admin method: http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/404947-Alcohol-and-Suboxone-Alcoholic-Solutions-for-Higher-BA-With-Sublingual-Use?s=330d97195314fab89daf476e888f2106
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 26, 2014, 08:17:39 am

Imagine traveling to Africa with an Oculus rift and a portable setup you could run it from, going around and showing it to people, something mind blowing that they would otherwise never experience. I could see this being a good travel project for Casper. And the consumer version will be even better!

Oh man, psychedelics and virtual reality. If this works out well with the right programs and drugs/dosage, it's going to be glorious.

http://www.techradar.com/us/reviews/gaming/gaming-accessories/oculus-rift-1123963/review

Ah, I remembered my hope that this could one day be a replacement for going outside, or at least lessen the harm caused by being a recluse.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 26, 2014, 10:59:36 am
Go home Malice you're drunk
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 26, 2014, 02:22:40 pm
Go home Malice you're drunk

sup nigs, taking a break from work
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 02:24:03 pm
sup nigs, taking a break from work

What sort of work do you do, 'countblah'?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 26, 2014, 05:13:52 pm
sup nigs, taking a break from work

What sort of work do you do, 'countblah'?

I sell MAry KAy cosmetics, Jamberry nails as well now
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 05:39:09 pm
I sell MAry KAy cosmetics, Jamberry nails as well now

Heh transvestite foreigner detected.

(http://i61.tinypic.com/2vi058k.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 26, 2014, 05:57:18 pm
I sell MAry KAy cosmetics, Jamberry nails as well now

Heh transvestite foreigner detected.

[IMG]http://i61.tinypic.com/2vi058k.jpg[/img]

it pays the bills
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 06:09:34 pm
it pays the bills

the real count blah is gay and is a nigger, so you must be him
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 26, 2014, 06:18:04 pm
it pays the bills

the real count blah is gay and is a nigger, so you must be him

you have me confused with train
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 06:21:44 pm
you have me confused with train

Hah! you mean this guy?

(http://i61.tinypic.com/ig9n4y.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 26, 2014, 06:23:14 pm
you have me confused with train

Hah! you mean this guy?

[IMG]http://i61.tinypic.com/ig9n4y.jpg[/img]

OUr old derailing pal.

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 06:25:56 pm
OUr old derailing pal.

Usernames have been impostered, so forgive me for the questioning.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 26, 2014, 06:27:43 pm
OUr old derailing pal.

Usernames have been impostered, so forgive me for the questioning.

it's cool I wasn't going to use this name here but i forgot the password to the first one I made.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 26, 2014, 07:06:39 pm
Know what I hate?

That stupid little spike at the bottom of every banana.  Usually you can just pull the banana meat off the spike but sometimes it just has to come along  >:(
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 26, 2014, 07:07:39 pm
Know what I hate?

That stupid little spike at the bottom of every banana.  Usually you can just pull the banana meat off the spike but sometimes it just has to come along  >:(

I think that is the banana seed.

edit - nope.  don't know what the fuck that thing is.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 26, 2014, 07:13:23 pm
Know what I hate?

That stupid little spike at the bottom of every banana.  Usually you can just pull the banana meat off the spike but sometimes it just has to come along  >:(

I think that is the banana seed.

edit - nope.  don't know what the fuck that thing is.

mostly likely a final "fuck you for eating me" from the banana
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 26, 2014, 08:57:46 pm
Know what I hate?

That stupid little spike at the bottom of every banana.  Usually you can just pull the banana meat off the spike but sometimes it just has to come along  >:(

I think that is the banana seed.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/nppbNtf.gif[/img]

edit - nope.  don't know what the fuck that thing is.

mostly likely a final "fuck you for eating me" from the banana
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 26, 2014, 09:02:32 pm
http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/2hj3vk/4_years_of_synthetic_now_i_think_its_permanent/?sort=confidence

This guy can't hang.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 26, 2014, 09:23:21 pm
Hab, figured you may enjoy some of this

http://www.autoserviceprofessional.com/tech-stuff
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mark311 on September 26, 2014, 09:31:43 pm
Mother fucking grilled cheese and cream soda
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 26, 2014, 10:06:56 pm
Hab, figured you may enjoy some of this

http://www.autoserviceprofessional.com/tech-stuff

 :tup:

Got that old hose off btw, jesus christ the rubber had baked onto the fucking metal

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 26, 2014, 11:05:40 pm
i wonder how fucked malice would get if he drank 50ml of beer with 75mg of cannabis
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 26, 2014, 11:45:52 pm
Know what I hate?

That stupid little spike at the bottom of every banana.  Usually you can just pull the banana meat off the spike but sometimes it just has to come along  >:(
Open the banana the other way around like the monkeys do. Trust me. It solves everything.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 27, 2014, 01:42:41 am
[img width=527 height=800]http://i.imgur.com/pmOa068.jpg[/img] (http://imgur.com/pmOa068)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 27, 2014, 01:51:25 am
the fuck can't i embed pics
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 27, 2014, 01:51:53 am
I may try vaping with eucalyptus oil in around an hour: http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=2328.msg28312#msg28312

Go home Malice you're drunk

I actually woke up right here in front of the computer around 8AM. I did take a second dose of etizolam, but should have gone to bed earlier.

sup nigs, taking a break from work

I had wondered whether I had driven you to your doom by recommending that GABA-T inhibitor.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 27, 2014, 01:55:39 am
the fuck can't i embed pics

You need to have 20 posts, it's too combat CP posters.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 02:03:13 am
(http://i.imgur.com/pmOa068.jpg) (http://imgur.com/pmOa068)

RisiR - The peoples champion.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 27, 2014, 02:05:26 am
I may try vaping with eucalyptus oil in around an hour: http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=2328.msg28312#msg28312

Go home Malice you're drunk

I actually woke up right here in front of the computer around 8AM. I did take a second dose of etizolam, but should have gone to bed earlier.

sup nigs, taking a break from work

I had wondered whether I had driven you to your doom by recommending that GABA-T inhibitor.

Nah just been really busy trying to make some dough, I was up a few hundred bucks but my chick had to get new contacts so I'm back to pretty much baseline
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 27, 2014, 02:09:20 am
bout to pound some fresh poon

(http://i.imgur.com/vvpeXwX.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 02:13:03 am
What's the ice cubes for?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Infinityshock on September 27, 2014, 02:17:01 am
bout to pound some fresh poon

(http://i.imgur.com/vvpeXwX.jpg)

Id hit it
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 27, 2014, 02:17:21 am
What's the ice cubes for?

you shove em up the snatch
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Infinityshock on September 27, 2014, 02:17:41 am
What's the ice cubes for?

No, you can't borrow them when hes finished with them
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 02:19:07 am
What's the ice cubes for?

you shove em up the snatch
Disney's Frozen duh.  :facepalm:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 27, 2014, 02:24:52 am
that went quickly.


any of yall listen to stoned jesus or liquid sound company? this genre of music really appeals to me
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 27, 2014, 02:32:51 am
(http://i.imgur.com/fNvMCjD.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 02:35:12 am
that went quickly.


any of yall listen to stoned jesus or liquid sound company? this genre of music really appeals to me

Post it here http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=51.25
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on September 27, 2014, 02:38:11 am
that went quickly.


any of yall listen to stoned jesus or liquid sound company? this genre of music really appeals to me

Post it here http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=51.25

done good sir

one last cig and I'm off to bed.

I used most of my xanax this month to pay this dude to fix my roof
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 02:40:01 am
have a good one
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 02:41:59 am
I'm out as well.

Night niggers.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Infinityshock on September 27, 2014, 02:43:40 am
I'm out as well.

Night niggers.

Daddies coming to tuck you in

Run along little feller

Sleep on your stomach
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on September 27, 2014, 03:50:43 am
bout to pound some fresh poon

(http://i.imgur.com/vvpeXwX.jpg)

why is his pee pee so large?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 27, 2014, 05:54:58 am
http://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/2hj3vk/4_years_of_synthetic_now_i_think_its_permanent/?sort=confidence

This guy can't hang.

Goddamn that was a hardcore syncan addiction.

I wonder is schplew will end up like this one day. Imagine how funny it would be if he actually ended up retarded, but still had memories of what he used to be, what he could have achieved, and recognized the detriment of the state he was in, forever tortured in his personal hell knowing he would always be like this from now on.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 27, 2014, 10:02:15 am
Starting to play back through GTA 5, been so long it's like a whole new game again
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 888 on September 27, 2014, 06:10:28 pm
Here is a three picture album on imgur since I can't post pictures yet as I don't have 20 posts yet , but here is some tasty fresh goodness . I only cut off a lower branch for a test and I placed the stem in a shot glass of water like you would with a rose. I don't know if this does anything good for it while its drying but its a experiment of my own.

Couple of more weeks  ;D

~~~> http://imgur.com/a/gmlT2 <~~~ ;grinblunt:

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 888 on September 27, 2014, 06:15:10 pm
Dizzy like a disney movie my main thing be THC LADDEN , ALLADIN BE SURFIN THE MAGIC CARPET . Im surfing the gravy train  8)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 888 on September 27, 2014, 06:15:59 pm
She looks good yeah ?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 27, 2014, 06:33:58 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/k3XuiKP.jpg)

who else remembers these... and how you'd be lucky if 1 of them worked
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 888 on September 27, 2014, 06:36:17 pm
I bet those stink ..

I only know of the ones that came in a foil package and you'd have to break open the center pouch inside and then they swell up and explode with a wretched stench of a 1000 asses
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 888 on September 27, 2014, 06:40:01 pm
check those pictures out ! , I want some comments .. not sure if anyone will look at the pics but they are there for the viewings
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 06:56:45 pm
Oh no, Sploo is banned again.  :'(
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 27, 2014, 06:58:58 pm
Oh no, Sploo is banned again.  :'(

Goddamnit
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 27, 2014, 08:42:45 pm
:mad:>:(:mad::mad::mad:
:mad:>:(:mad:>:(>:(
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
>:(>:(:mad:>:(:mad:
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Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 27, 2014, 08:45:59 pm
:mad:>:(:mad::mad::mad:
:mad:>:(:mad:>:(>:(
:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:
>:(>:(:mad:>:(:mad:
:mad::mad::mad:>:(:mad:
NICE! :tup:

(/:-=(
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 888 on September 27, 2014, 09:00:54 pm
fucking who replaced your brain with a herpy derp ? ,shot and pissed on your lil cousin
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 888 on September 27, 2014, 09:02:50 pm
Hey WeedSmoker I dont have a name for you so its WS or maybe young ice for now but hey This is not a john song .
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 27, 2014, 09:15:30 pm
888 NIGGGGGGGA
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Ragus on September 27, 2014, 10:36:53 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/rpjfz.gif)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 28, 2014, 01:42:08 am
Here is a three picture album on imgur since I can't post pictures yet as I don't have 20 posts yet , but here is some tasty fresh goodness . I only cut off a lower branch for a test and I placed the stem in a shot glass of water like you would with a rose. I don't know if this does anything good for it while its drying but its a experiment of my own.

Couple of more weeks  ;D

~~~> http://imgur.com/a/gmlT2 <~~~ ;grinblunt:

No, that's just going to delay the drying, which is bad and could lead to mold.

You could try water curing instead once it's dry.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 28, 2014, 01:48:34 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffeine_citrate

Quote
The drug is prepared simply by combining anhydrous caffeine with citric acid monohydrate and sodium citrate dihydrate. In method of action, the preparation is exactly identical to that of caffeine base as the citrate counter ion dissociates in water.

Doses of caffeine citrate, due to the added weight of the citrate moiety, are understandably higher than with caffeine base, i.e., it takes a larger dose to get the same amount of caffeine. The ratio of therapeutic doses of caffeine base to its citrate salt is typically 1:2. It is therefore generally recommended that caffeine is prescribed in terms of caffeine base, and not caffeine citrate.

Anyone interested in trying it? Hab, PoC? Imagine waking up with a nice line of caffeine right beside your bed, not having to wait for the onset, followed by a puff of nicotine. The effect from the anhydrous caffeine I snorted felt a lot better than oral, and this should work much better. Anhydrous isn't water soluble enough to work well insufflated.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 28, 2014, 02:29:30 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffeine_citrate

Quote
The drug is prepared simply by combining anhydrous caffeine with citric acid monohydrate and sodium citrate dihydrate. In method of action, the preparation is exactly identical to that of caffeine base as the citrate counter ion dissociates in water.

Doses of caffeine citrate, due to the added weight of the citrate moiety, are understandably higher than with caffeine base, i.e., it takes a larger dose to get the same amount of caffeine. The ratio of therapeutic doses of caffeine base to its citrate salt is typically 1:2. It is therefore generally recommended that caffeine is prescribed in terms of caffeine base, and not caffeine citrate.

Anyone interested in trying it? Hab, PoC? Imagine waking up with a nice line of caffeine right beside your bed, not having to wait for the onset, followed by a puff of nicotine. The effect from the anhydrous caffeine I snorted felt a lot better than oral, and this should work much better. Anhydrous isn't water soluble enough to work well insufflated.

No thanks.

I don't really care much for caffeine as it is, the idea of snorting it seems kinda ludicrous as well.  A la LSD IVing Ambien.

But that being said I wouldn't snort anything in the morning, just doesn't fit in with my morning routine (or any of my routine... for that matter).  Unless I'm partying all weekend and it's cocaine, but that's a different story
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 28, 2014, 03:41:56 am
Its easy enough to just cram a 00 capsule full of anhydrous like I've been doing
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 28, 2014, 04:09:47 am
It feels different. Try using a razor blade or something to get the anhydrous powder even finer, then snort it.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 28, 2014, 04:51:12 am
Oh my god, everything is sore. Went to a house party my buddy was throwing, and since it's probably the last time I'm going to see most of these people for quite a while, I went hard, no fux given. Danced my ass off, puked up whiskey everywhere, wrestled with people twice my size, possibly caused my ex-gf and her new bf to break up (although they both somehow love me more for it), argued with everyone about everything, and even got a little tail. Somehow managed to find some heroin, too.

Ah rizzah, the trail of destruction you leave in your path. *shakes head*
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 28, 2014, 05:22:21 am
Just curious- did malice make the migration? Anybody know what happened to him?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 28, 2014, 05:24:43 am
Also my god you people wouldn't believe my shit. I can't even believe it.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 28, 2014, 05:53:31 am
How is your trip going? What happened since you left Hydro?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 28, 2014, 05:56:34 am
Just curious- did malice make the migration? Anybody know what happened to him?

I saw someone respond to a post that had been deleted by the time I opened the thread, they mentioned pictures from tinychat of him with a bag over his head, not moving. I haven't seen the pics or vid, though.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Tiffany on September 28, 2014, 06:23:22 am
This thread has more posts than the rest of the forum combined. Fail.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 28, 2014, 07:24:30 am
Got mugged last sunday. :(
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 28, 2014, 07:40:05 am
Got mugged last sunday. :(

Sorry Duke, I was glad to see you're still alive, but just started chuckling when I read this and thought about how misfortunate your life is.

Why are you giving us so few details? On your phone?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 28, 2014, 07:41:56 am
They got my phone, wallet, smokes, all my cash and cards. Woke up covered in blood.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 28, 2014, 07:46:28 am
I'm on my new phone now. Went back to my dads. Getting real tired of this shit.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 28, 2014, 10:07:20 am
The fake jailbait accounts trying to cause trouble for the site make me uncomfortable.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 28, 2014, 10:40:16 am
Who is it? inb4lock ?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 28, 2014, 02:14:18 pm
Here is a three picture album on imgur since I can't post pictures yet as I don't have 20 posts yet , but here is some tasty fresh goodness . I only cut off a lower branch for a test and I placed the stem in a shot glass of water like you would with a rose. I don't know if this does anything good for it while its drying but its a experiment of my own.

Couple of more weeks  ;D

~~~> http://imgur.com/a/gmlT2 <~~~ ;grinblunt:

Damn nice bud John.

viva the demon dungeon.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 28, 2014, 02:14:38 pm
Got mugged last sunday. :(

LOL
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 28, 2014, 03:40:40 pm
Here is a three picture album on imgur since I can't post pictures yet as I don't have 20 posts yet , but here is some tasty fresh goodness . I only cut off a lower branch for a test and I placed the stem in a shot glass of water like you would with a rose. I don't know if this does anything good for it while its drying but its a experiment of my own.

Couple of more weeks  ;D

~~~> http://imgur.com/a/gmlT2 <~~~ ;grinblunt:

Damn nice bud John.

viva the demon dungeon.
I want to see the pics but that shit won't.

Show me the bud!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 28, 2014, 08:37:56 pm
Something went fucky with my PS3 the other day and I couldn't connect it to the internet for 2 days, just managed to fix it. Felt like I was going through crack withdrawal.

Also Malice I'm playing Destiny now so you can't say I only play TLOU anymore.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 28, 2014, 09:03:14 pm
Damn I think my fuckin cat got worms or something, whole bunch of these little yellow inchworm things started crawling on my living room carpet
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 28, 2014, 09:05:53 pm
Are you fuckers ever coming out of this thread or what?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bling bling on September 28, 2014, 09:14:11 pm
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bling bling on September 28, 2014, 09:14:28 pm
Are you fuckers ever coming out of this thread or what?

y must u fighting against yourself
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 28, 2014, 09:23:44 pm
Are you fuckers ever coming out of this thread or what?

y must u fighting against yourself
It's the only opponent who can take my blows. The rest are tomato cans.  8)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 28, 2014, 09:26:17 pm
Why would I ever leave this thread?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 28, 2014, 09:28:19 pm
You don't have to, I was just asking.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 28, 2014, 10:07:04 pm
Oh.......well, no. We won't be leaving this thread anytime soon.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 28, 2014, 10:08:22 pm
Ok cool. See you here.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 28, 2014, 10:27:59 pm
Good night my retarded nigger friends. I'll get a life now so expect at least a 5% decrease in RisiR post over the next couple of days.

Sieg heil.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 28, 2014, 10:49:42 pm
How is your trip going? What happened since you left Hydro?
I went back home and did/am doing nothing interesting. Have an interview tomorrow. I've got some shit I'm sure you'd all love to hear but I'm going to keep you all in suspense for maximum lolz.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: ThaTermeneter on September 28, 2014, 11:18:43 pm
o gollum plz tell
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 28, 2014, 11:19:38 pm
Did she have a fat vagina?



Proots wants to know.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 28, 2014, 11:26:27 pm
o gollum plz tell
I don't want to start any shit storms just yet, other shit storm stirrer feel free to go ahead. I just didn't want to say anything without an okay from you and we are in the middle of a texting time rift.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 28, 2014, 11:28:52 pm
Did she have a fat vagina?



Proots wants to know.
proots already knows this answer to this question, he's asked it dozens of times. The answer is yes and it is wonderful <3
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 28, 2014, 11:38:08 pm
o gollum plz tell
I don't want to start any shit storms just yet, other shit storm stirrer feel free to go ahead. I just didn't want to say anything without an okay from you and we are in the middle of a texting time rift.
Here's where I come in. I just talked to HM and she's pregnant, "probably with gollums baby." She said he wants to be part of his kids life but her husband is going to be on the birth certificate, so it will have two dads, lol. Also she said gollum is already stepping up by getting her an ecig so she can quit smoking. All in all, its a fucking bizarre turn of events, but that's what happens when TRTers meet. I'm glad Dose Me or Gun Lover didn't get pregnant after I met them.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 28, 2014, 11:42:13 pm
o gollum plz tell
I don't want to start any shit storms just yet, other shit storm stirrer feel free to go ahead. I just didn't want to say anything without an okay from you and we are in the middle of a texting time rift.
Here's where I come in. I just talked to HM and she's pregnant, "probably with gollums baby." She said he wants to be part of his kids life but her husband is going to be on the birth certificate, so it will have two dads, lol. Also she said gollum is already stepping up by getting her an ecig so she can quit smoking. All in all, its a fucking bizarre turn of events, but that's what happens when TRTers meet. I'm glad Dose Me or Gun Lover didn't get pregnant after I met them.
this is all absolutely 100% correct- I was gonna wait for hydro to text back but we are in a time rift and she isn't getting any of my texts (happens). I suppose it was only a matter of time before you posted but yes, it's all true. Let the shit storm commence!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 28, 2014, 11:50:12 pm
Yeah this is all a really stupid troll, remember when jerome "got pregnant?"

 :rolleyes2: :jerkoff:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on September 28, 2014, 11:51:52 pm
derp
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 28, 2014, 11:55:49 pm
Yeah this is all a really stupid troll, remember when jerome "got pregnant?"

 :rolleyes2: :jerkoff:
No dude, an internet stranger gave me her word. It can't be a lie, she stopped talking to me because I said one good thing about having a mexican baby is that it will work on her farm.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 29, 2014, 12:01:34 am
*grins a wide grin*
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 29, 2014, 12:02:05 am
Yeah this is all a really stupid troll, remember when jerome "got pregnant?"

 :rolleyes2: :jerkoff:
No dude, an internet stranger gave me her word. It can't be a lie, she stopped talking to me because I said one good thing about having a mexican baby is that it will work on her farm.

I've spent the last 2 hours with a faceful of gasoline, my mental faculties aren't 100% here right now
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 29, 2014, 12:03:19 am
also, mexicans working


jajajajajajajaja
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 29, 2014, 12:04:58 am
btw does anyone know if there's a spark plug standard that isn't 5/8"

I could not for the life of me get my 5/8"s plug socket around the fkn plug.  Went up in size and they just spun freely... so I'm rather lost, didn't want to try and force the socket on for fear of smashing the ceramic

I should specify it isn't a metric hex... I went up in increments of SAE/Metric/SAE etc
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 29, 2014, 12:45:37 am
Something went fucky with my PS3 the other day and I couldn't connect it to the internet for 2 days, just managed to fix it. Felt like I was going through crack withdrawal.

Also Malice I'm playing Destiny now so you can't say I only play TLOU anymore.

Some time this month DNSCrypt fucked up my internet, but I wasn't sure if it was a problem with the network because it wouldn't work in linux either.

What a sad fucking state I was in, I think it kept me from going outside and showering. I do not like being out of the data stream, not knowing what's going on in the world, feeling unconnected. I like to at least check Reddit before going outside just in case WW3 has started, or there's something dangerous going on locally. I would honestly have no idea it was happening if I didn't have internet access, unless they were blaring out siren warnings.

Damn I think my fuckin cat got worms or something, whole bunch of these little yellow inchworm things started crawling on my living room carpet

Once I had a horde of maggots crawling out from under the stove towards the computer desk, they must have hatched en masse. I had to keep going back and fully squishing them, replete with wonderful tactile feedback, a nice wet pop of skin tearing and innards being expelled.

Also she said gollum is already stepping up by getting her an ecig so she can quit smoking.

I've had the odd urge to send people Christmas presents at times, but my mind went through the possibilities and it seemed either no one really deserved anything or they had enough money to buy it themselves.

Maybe I should send her a starter kit, a good vape and some liquid. Show everyone up.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 29, 2014, 01:47:47 am
I already sent her a vape and a bunch of liquid which she's already puffing on, you're too late.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 29, 2014, 01:53:52 am
If I don't like that ho I turn her ass into a frisbee
If I dont like your disc I turn that ho into a frisbee
I throw it out on Old Nat, right by the Wendy's!

*cruises thru the ATL*
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on September 29, 2014, 01:58:18 am
Yeah... might as well say it. Unlike GollyWholly.. I dont troll and wouldnt like this.. I am infact pregnant. Ive (for the most part) been smoking waaater vapor..which is not nearly as enjoyable as fire and smoke..

Anyway.. whats up?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 29, 2014, 02:03:06 am
Damn, and I thought MY dad was a deadbeat.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mojo4567 on September 29, 2014, 02:04:24 am
I already sent her a vape and a bunch of liquid which she's already puffing on, you're too late.

I dont understand how anyone can actually use vapors. They seem like the nerdy equivalent of the smoking world.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 29, 2014, 02:08:42 am
Duke, maybe you should get on SSI. Everyone else is doing it: http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/490/trends-with-benefits

I am infact pregnant.

You'd better be joking. Do you know about heritability? Nearly everyone on Zoklet should sterilize themselves.

Jesus fuck, your life is already bad enough, just imagine how utterly White trash and inescapably hopeless you would become with a child. What kind of life is it going to have? For the love of life, get an abortion ASAP.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 29, 2014, 02:11:13 am
Once I had a horde of maggots crawling out from under the stove towards the computer desk, they must have hatched en masse. I had to keep going back and fully squishing them, replete with wonderful tactile feedback, a nice wet pop of skin tearing and innards being expelled.

This thing was living in my computer tower.  I've seen much bigger spiders out in the woods near here, but this is the biggest one I have seen in my house so far.

(http://i62.tinypic.com/1zx45kk.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on September 29, 2014, 02:12:55 am
PoC, for the love of God please dont start your shit. Nothing is normal ever in my.life...

As for vapes.. I agree.. they suck.. their nice as a novelty and the flavors can be good... but I really really really want a real cigarette like every second of everyday. I am just trying to do the best I can especially since he went out of his way and insisted. Ive smoked a total of 4 cigs since getting it from my 2 pack a day habit

 
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mojo4567 on September 29, 2014, 02:13:56 am
But there child might be the next eminem soo it might be worth it. White trash /=/ hopeless
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mojo4567 on September 29, 2014, 02:14:37 am
PoC, for the love of God please dont start your shit. Nothing is normal ever in my.life...

As for vapes.. I agree.. they suck.. their nice as a novelty and the flavors can be good... but I really really really want a real cigarette like every second of everyday. I am just trying to do the best I can especially since he went out of his way and insisted. Ive smoked a total of 4 cigs since getting it from my 2 pack a day habit

I dont even smoke I was just posting my thoughts about vapes
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 29, 2014, 02:15:59 am
I dont understand how anyone can actually use vapors. They seem like the nerdy equivalent of the smoking world.

Yeah, better inhale foul smoke that taints your body with its odor and contains numerous unneeded carcinogens so you can look cool.

Anyone stupid enough to smoke deserves to die. Why wouldn't you vape? I just can't see any good reason not to, unless you value your life and well being so little that whatever stupid reason you have for doing so outweighs the negatives in your mind. You can even add an MAOI similar to the one in tobacco to your juice if it doesn't feel the same.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 29, 2014, 02:23:21 am
Jesus fuck, your life is already bad enough, just imagine how utterly White trash and inescapably hopeless you would become with a child. What kind of life is it going to have? For the love of life, get an abortion ASAP.

Pretty much my thoughts exactly - but if you are seriously so stupid to not use a fucking rubber when banging a virgin you met off the internet... well you kind of deserve it

Instead of a vape, send her a map to the local Planned Parenthood
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on September 29, 2014, 02:28:03 am
I think some other smokers can back me up and saying that that fullfilling warm feeling heavy feeling is why vaping isnt choice for many.. maybe it is the other chemicals in a real cigarette but.. its just different.. being "cool" isnt anissue... who am I being cool for? My dogs?

Whats most fucked up is that Gollum is fucking smokingncigarettes now- the niggger.. send me this shit and go buy a pack of smokes for himself. The nerve of that fucker...
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 29, 2014, 02:34:15 am
I think you're just being a bitch, I smoked a pack and a half a day for ages and had no problem switching to an ecig

Nor any problem quitting.  Shit, I haven't even thought about that, I dropped the ecig for good back at the end of May
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mojo4567 on September 29, 2014, 02:34:27 am
Jesus fuck, your life is already bad enough, just imagine how utterly White trash and inescapably hopeless you would become with a child. What kind of life is it going to have? For the love of life, get an abortion ASAP.

Pretty much my thoughts exactly - but if you are seriously so stupid to not use a fucking rubber when banging a virgin you met off the internet... well you kind of deserve it

Instead of a vape, send her a map to the local Planned Parenthood

wrapping your weenie feels so unnatural tho. I never use them unless the girl requests.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 29, 2014, 02:39:09 am
Jesus fuck, your life is already bad enough, just imagine how utterly White trash and inescapably hopeless you would become with a child. What kind of life is it going to have? For the love of life, get an abortion ASAP.

Pretty much my thoughts exactly - but if you are seriously so stupid to not use a fucking rubber when banging a virgin you met off the internet... well you kind of deserve it

Instead of a vape, send her a map to the local Planned Parenthood

wrapping your weenie feels so unnatural tho. I never use them unless the girl requests.

Oh I know... but seriously, as a woman, if she had any sense, knowing that virgins have no control, much less some random fatty off the internet, a rubber would've been requisite

It's ok hydro, a lot of Chronic Stupid has been going around, you've just fallen prey
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on September 29, 2014, 02:39:23 am
Real men get double vasectomies and wrap their dick in a Hefty bag
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on September 29, 2014, 02:42:27 am
What in the actual fuck?

So this shit isn't a joke? Gollum actually knocked up hydro??? Did he fuck her husband too? 

Hydro is your husband sterile? Because that would explain a few things.

Talk about TRT drama.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 29, 2014, 02:43:48 am
Real men get double vasectomies and wrap their dick in a Hefty bag

Don't forget the Lysol for afterward
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 29, 2014, 02:46:04 am
If you think ecigs are the same as cigarettes you're delusional and factually incorrect. I don't care to look it up now but there IS other shit giving and contributing to your buzz other than nicotine.

Also this baby is gonna have 3 parents y'all niggas jelly, some of you barely had one.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 29, 2014, 02:47:15 am
What in the actual fuck?

So this shit isn't a joke? Gollum actually knocked up hydro??? Did he fuck her husband too? 

Hydro is your husband sterile? Because that would explain a few things.

Talk about TRT drama.
no it's a joke man, I'm gay. I'd never fuck a woman lol, the thought of pussy disgusts me.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 29, 2014, 02:51:16 am
If you think ecigs are the same as cigarettes you're delusional and factually incorrect. I don't care to look it up now but there IS other shit giving and contributing to your buzz other than nicotine.

They're close enough to cigarettes unless you're a complete bitch, which to be honest most tobacco users are anyway

The only major difference is the lack of MAOIs in ecigs, and if it bothers you having to puff every hour instead of every few, get WTA juice and shut up
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 29, 2014, 02:52:38 am
If you think ecigs are the same as cigarettes you're delusional and factually incorrect. I don't care to look it up now but there IS other shit giving and contributing to your buzz other than nicotine.

They're close enough to cigarettes unless you're a complete bitch, which to be honest most tobacco users are anyway

The only major difference is the lack of MAOIs in ecigs, and if it bothers you having to puff every hour instead of every few, get WTA juice and shut up
you sound irrate. I'm sorry I didn't know it was so personal for you. I'll back off now. I hope you feel better!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 29, 2014, 02:57:07 am
If you think ecigs are the same as cigarettes you're delusional and factually incorrect. I don't care to look it up now but there IS other shit giving and contributing to your buzz other than nicotine.

They're close enough to cigarettes unless you're a complete bitch, which to be honest most tobacco users are anyway

The only major difference is the lack of MAOIs in ecigs, and if it bothers you having to puff every hour instead of every few, get WTA juice and shut up
you sound irrate. I'm sorry I didn't know it was so personal for you. I'll back off now. I hope you feel better!

No you're just being a complete moron as usual
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 29, 2014, 03:03:45 am
Won $45 on fanduels.com  8)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 29, 2014, 03:13:00 am
If you think ecigs are the same as cigarettes you're delusional and factually incorrect. I don't care to look it up now but there IS other shit giving and contributing to your buzz other than nicotine.

They're close enough to cigarettes unless you're a complete bitch, which to be honest most tobacco users are anyway

The only major difference is the lack of MAOIs in ecigs, and if it bothers you having to puff every hour instead of every few, get WTA juice and shut up
you sound irrate. I'm sorry I didn't know it was so personal for you. I'll back off now. I hope you feel better!

No you're just being a complete moron as usual
shhh shhh, there there. It's alright baby. Everything is gonna be okay. :)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 29, 2014, 03:17:14 am
If you think ecigs are the same as cigarettes you're delusional and factually incorrect. I don't care to look it up now but there IS other shit giving and contributing to your buzz other than nicotine.

They're close enough to cigarettes unless you're a complete bitch, which to be honest most tobacco users are anyway

The only major difference is the lack of MAOIs in ecigs, and if it bothers you having to puff every hour instead of every few, get WTA juice and shut up
you sound irrate. I'm sorry I didn't know it was so personal for you. I'll back off now. I hope you feel better!

No you're just being a complete moron as usual
shhh shhh, there there. It's alright baby. Everything is gonna be okay. :)

 :laugh:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on September 29, 2014, 03:36:58 am
I love how MS feeds the troll like a noob.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on September 29, 2014, 03:38:00 am
Its part of the reason gollum is.so fat in the first place.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 29, 2014, 03:46:13 am
Its part of the reason gollum is.so fat in the first place.
I feed off energy. Before zoklet I was weak and scrawny. Now I am big and fat and can lift horses. I helped hydro move her entire herd down to their other farm carrying one horse in each arm just in complete happiness due to how far I've come. I thrive off your energies. Each time you say my name, I get just a little bit fatter.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 29, 2014, 03:47:35 am
I love how MS feeds the troll like a noob.

(http://i.imgur.com/2yEKkJy.png)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 29, 2014, 03:49:19 am
Its part of the reason gollum is.so fat in the first place.
I feed off energy. Before zoklet I was weak and scrawny. Now I am big and fat and can lift horses. I helped hydro move her entire herd down to their other farm carrying one horse in each arm just in complete happiness due to how far I've come. I thrive off your energies. Each time you say my name, I get just a little bit fatter.
why didn't you just ride them moron
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 29, 2014, 03:50:18 am
MORE POWER GIVE ME MOOORE POWER
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 29, 2014, 03:50:53 am
Its part of the reason gollum is.so fat in the first place.
I feed off energy. Before zoklet I was weak and scrawny. Now I am big and fat and can lift horses. I helped hydro move her entire herd down to their other farm carrying one horse in each arm just in complete happiness due to how far I've come. I thrive off your energies. Each time you say my name, I get just a little bit fatter.
why didn't you just ride them moron
the horses were tired we rode them all day
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 29, 2014, 04:00:22 am
Not to mention we had been moving alfalfa bales with them all day
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 29, 2014, 04:15:22 am
But there child might be the next eminem soo it might be worth it. White trash /=/ hopeless

This is exactly the kind of logic that causes poor (stupid) people to remain poor. "This has an enormous lifetime cost, but there's an incredibly small chance it may pay off, so it's worth it." You know, as opposed to investing in something that actually tends to produce a return on investment, like education and technical skills.

"My son could be the next president! All I have to do is raise him right." Yeah, we'll fucking see how that works out. Let's see, around the teenage years they'll probably get into drugs and crime, maybe have a pregnancy scare, cost you a bundle in legal bills and other grief from time wasted dealing with their problems, then they'll either drop out of high school, just barely make it with a low GPA, or get a GED, by this point they'll probably have a nice start on their criminal record. Go to community college and waste their time and your money, or spend a year or so "looking for work". Since you'll likely still have the same poor job prospects, or had around his age, primarily your fault, you might be sympathetic (gullible). Then he'll either get by on petty crime, maybe being a small time drug dealer, while lying to you about what he does for a living, or remain underemployed  at a low wage job, and if he manages to get a full time job it'll be something dead end like Taco Bell (Brain Surgeon), which he'll eventually quit due to feeling he's worth more (he isn't) or get fired for his utter incompetence/stupidity/criminal propensity, fabricate a delusional story that makes it appear as if he's entirely faultless, spend a lengthy period unemployed looking for "something better", but due to having no skills or (significant) education and a poor job history this will never happen, so he'll give in and get another McJob to avoid getting kicked out because you obviously come from a family of utter fuckups, so it's not like he'll stand out by contrast, and the cycle will repeat, all the while picking up convictions to add to his record here and there, a probation stint if he isn't on it already, and getting deeper into drug abuse and addiction, until he finally ends up in prison or does something bad enough to finally get him thrown out.

Then he'll eventually get out or come crawling back and you'll accept him because "he's family" and needs some help getting back on his feet until he gets his life together, which he's really really trying to do this time. At that point he'll become a permanent part of the weird family commune you guys seem to have going and move into a shed somewhere on the property, with a hose through a window/hole in the wall for water and extension cord for electricity. Fortunately some of the old bats will have finally died off, an end to their miserable existence, and you'll get to fight over who gets any inheritance (pfft, yeah right) or at least who gets to move into their rooms and the junk they left behind. This will kick off the great family clan war of 2038 with people splitting into factions, the occasional drunken brawl, and someone pointing a shotgun with one hand while holding a whiskey jug with the other. This is assuming you haven't become bankrupt with all property repossessed by that point, which may be for the best because it would force you to move out on your own and separate yourselves from destructive influences.

And this is just an overview! Hundreds of days in a year and decades you will have to deal with! Day after day having something else, a new major force in your life to provide countless moments of pain, to help chip away at you bit by bit until one day you "accidentally" shoot too much heroin or put a barrel against your head and pull the trigger. At best you can hope for a mental breakdown, after which you'll be sent to a long-term mental hospital where you'll spend the rest of your days drugged out of your mind, zombified and having joined the ranks of the living dead, until the bitter soul crushing end when you realize:

(http://i.imgur.com/0T5c6.jpeg)

wrapping your weenie feels so unnatural tho. I never use them unless the girl requests.

http://www.condomdepot.com/product/detail.cfm/nid/183/pid/2105

http://www.noscalpelvasectomy.com/about-the-procedure

Fuck what the liberals say, this is exactly why poor people's lives turn out the way they do.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 29, 2014, 04:17:21 am
PoC, for the love of God please dont start your shit. Nothing is normal ever in my.life...

Did you see what he wrote about you?

Oh god, of Hydro's baby?!

Whatever happened between you and hydro anyway?

Last I heard you were second in line if her marriage fell apart.

Think of how perfect it would be, you're both trapped in terrible soul crushing destructive environments that you hate, working low paying menial jobs you loathe, and don't really have much that should be tying you down, once you resolve any feelings of obligation. Why not make a plan to move together to a place with much better opportunities? Some areas are booming and have very low unemployment, along with high wages, and you don't need to be particularly skilled, some are entry level and still pay well, with quick opportunities for advancement and a nice raise once you get out of the training period. Or a large metropolitan area, maybe a place with great weather and a good transportation system, if you prefer one; a lot of people and opportunities, many things to do. It's such a different experience compared to small towns or dying regions. You already know each other and would get along, Hydro being an angel and having withstood the horrors of her family her entire life. By contrast, you would probably be a savior to her. You could live together to save money on rent and due to not having to have duplicates of many things, support each other, have someone there when you come home at night. I imagine it can be very nice to not having to sleep alone every day of your life, to come home to an empty house every single day. You both like drugs and are very open to experiences, it would be great to have someone to share them with, not having to feel any shame, to hide things and hold back like you would with nearly everyone.

Being Single Is a Luxury
http://econlog.econlib.org/archives/2012/02/being_single_is.html

We were never anything more than casual friends and we don't even talk anymore.

I also have zero interest in being in a relationship with anyone at this point in my life. And I don't/didn't like her like that anyways, no offense but she isn't intimate relationship material.

"no offense but she isn't intimate relationship material." What do you think he meant by that?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 29, 2014, 05:03:50 am
no it's a joke man, I'm gay. I'd never fuck a woman lol, the thought of pussy disgusts me.

Sometimes I have guilty thoughts of fucking a natural born bottom like Lanny, sometimes cross dressed, and saying "Oh god, why is it so good?"
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 29, 2014, 07:09:24 am
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 29, 2014, 09:45:25 am
Summer 2015 the Oculus Rift consumer version will be released. I hope that one day soon I'll never have to go outside again, not even to preserve my sanity.

Imagine if instead of Tinychat people met in a virtual room, able to choose highly realistic avatars created by the game/program using digital pictures of themselves.

Definitely want to try it on drugs.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 29, 2014, 10:17:42 am
Summer 2015 the Oculus Rift consumer version will be released. I hope that one day soon I'll never have to go outside again, not even to preserve my sanity.

Imagine if instead of Tinychat people met in a virtual room, able to choose highly realistic avatars created by the game/program using digital pictures of themselves.

Definitely want to try it on drugs.
Thus sounds like something malice would say
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 29, 2014, 10:46:15 am
Quote
When DARPA researchers induced flow artificially (using transcranial stimulation) they found the target acquisition skills of military snipers improved 230%. In a similar, but non-military study, researchers at Advanced Brain Monitoring in Carlsbad, CA found that an artificially induced flow state cut the time it took to train novice snipers up to the expert level by 50%.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/amping-up-brain-function/

If this is accurate and true then transcranial stimulation could be better than any nootropic available by an enormous margin. Most aren't even worth using.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 29, 2014, 11:12:05 am
Thus sounds like something malice would say

Think about how extreme some video game addicts are, how long some people spend playing games, like with World of Warcraft. What will the effects be with the Oculus? What if it's capable of being even more addicting to some people and they spend most of their waking hours using it? I wonder how your brain will adapt. What if eventually, for the types that never go outside or move much, they develop long term effects due to being accumulated to functioning within the Oculus, and have difficulty functioning in real life?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 29, 2014, 12:05:22 pm
Golum, I've never met you but your posting style made me hate you from the first post I read of you.

Imagine this.

Hydromorphone is indeed pregnant with your baby. Well, babies. Quadruplets. And all four of them have down syndrome but because of some hippy bullshit you've figured it out too late to abort and because Hydromorphone is apparantely a fat fuck with a fat pussy the extremely  strenous natural shamanistic birth in a kiddy pool behind the horse shack you chose will kill her. All four of the mongoloids survive and you're now left with them and have to raise them, without any financial income, in a garage full of chickens with another guy who accepts you as his new wife and fucks your fat ass like he used to fuck Hydromorphone's fat pussy and then you both cry while holding a starving mongo baby in each arm.

Yea... that's fucked up. Good luck.
 
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: reject on September 29, 2014, 12:35:50 pm
Sup y'all. I missed Malice's nihilistic postings. Good to see The Duke's still kicking.

Have a hook up for some peng lsd (hopefully it is anyway, matey ordered it from one the of DW markets) and have some nice diddlys so this weekend I'mma be "candyflipping" my nuts off.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 29, 2014, 12:41:39 pm
Sup y'all. I missed Malice's nihilistic postings. Good to see The Duke's still kicking.

Have a hook up for some peng lsd (hopefully it is anyway, matey ordered it from one the of DW markets) and have some nice diddlys so this weekend I'mma be "candyflipping" my nuts off.
Do a Marquis reagent test and find out if you got the real deal. :tup:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_reagent
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on September 29, 2014, 01:09:35 pm
You guys can't do shit to me

(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/13/138572/3268730-4315600602-22620.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: reject on September 29, 2014, 01:11:33 pm
Nah I'm confident about the pills, reading pillreports they're a minimum of 160mg, they could just be bunk copies but I doubt it,  judging by what people were saying about them.

I'm more dubious about the acid being one of the 25 nbomes or DOx. Either way it'll be good.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 29, 2014, 01:16:01 pm
Nah I'm confident about the pills, reading pillreports they're a minimum of 160mg, they could just be bunk copies but I doubt it,  judging by what people were saying about them.

I'm more dubious about the acid being one of the 25 nbomes or DOx. Either way it'll be good.
That's what I meant. Test the acid. LSD is the only one turning Olive and then black. Easy to find out.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: reject on September 29, 2014, 01:19:41 pm
Ah didn't know it worked on LSD too. I could but I cba. I feel better knowing it comes from the dark markets. If he got it from the streets then I'd be much more inclined to buy some marquis.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 29, 2014, 01:54:56 pm
Test the fucking cid, dude!  >:(

Just fucking around. Have a blissful time buddy.  :tup:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 29, 2014, 02:21:40 pm
Its part of the reason gollum is.so fat in the first place.
I feed off energy. Before zoklet I was weak and scrawny. Now I am big and fat and can lift horses. I helped hydro move her entire herd down to their other farm carrying one horse in each arm just in complete happiness due to how far I've come. I thrive off your energies. Each time you say my name, I get just a little bit fatter.

Well apparently all the blood in your body gets sent to either your stomach or your dick, because you're a fucking moron. At least you can't ban me from tinychat anymore.

Speaking of sex and bad decisions, I could use some advice guise. Let's see if I can get the salient points without rambling on about my life and shit you don't care about...

So yesterday I was having a pretty shitty day due to my parents having another one of their usual shitfests (this one instigated because my sister is coming down to visit and hopefully take me back up with her -that might happen later but I'd rather do it asap) while I was trying to skype with my ex and talk about what happened at the party. Almost got into a fist fight with my parents, but ended up taking the advice of those more level headed than me and went for a walk instead, called my ex out and tried to ruin our relationship forever (I'm in "burning-them-bridges" mode), and went to go get a bottle of wine and get drunk in the park with some money my sister sent me.

I still had $15 after the wine and wanted to get really fucked up so I hit up a buddy for some dope, which he was already on a mission to get. Unfortunately they were walking half-way across town to get it and it was like 90 fucking degrees so I decided to hit up this cute little punker chick to see if she wanted to throw in (and drive us to get it). Now, I've known this girl for about ten years, we kinda dated in freshman year but I was an awkward nerd that was scared of girls so nothing really came of it but we both had a lot of fun and we've always kinda still been crushin' on each other. Fast forward a bit to make this story shorter and we're both in a public bathroom stall, I'm shotgunning hits of heroin to her and it turns into a pretty heavy make out session. She tells me she wants to fuck my brains out but neither of us had a condom (no way I'd touch it without one, she's been around, she uses needles, and she's dabbled in prostitution - like it seems every other girl that likes me does) so she gives me a rain check for tomorrow and says she's going to buy a fat sack for us to split and we'll fuck like rabbits.

Sounds great, right? Well then why isn't my heart in it at all? This is like a dream come true for me, she's so fucking bangin' (she's petite, purple hair, nice bubble butt, perky tits) and I thought I'd never get a chance to fuck her since she always is with some new jealous ass boyfriend. So why does the thought not make me the slightest bit hard, nor did our make out & grope session? I'm starting to think maybe I shouldn't even bother, especially since I really don't think I want to do more heroin. I smoked all of maybe .1 yesterday and I was puking ALL fucking night. I'm still fucking nauseous actually, I can't even eat.

On one hand my thoughts are that I shouldn't pass this opportunity up, I never just have casual sex. On the other hand, who the fuck cares? I'm no longer a sex starved teenager that thinks its the epitome of life. If my heart isn't really into it, I'd rather not have some half-assed mediocre sex.

inb4 "you're gay"
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 29, 2014, 02:44:50 pm
I still think it's some sort of fear.

I'm not an expert on not fucking junkie sluts but I'm the champion of ruined opportunities (not just with girls).

Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 29, 2014, 02:50:29 pm
I'm the champion of ruined opportunities

I am in the top three in the world for this, I bet.  I have fucked my life up more times than there are posters at this board. 
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 29, 2014, 03:02:59 pm
I still think it's some sort of fear.

I'm not an expert on not fucking junkie sluts but I'm the champion of ruined opportunities (not just with girls).

Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her.

I'm not going to deny that's its possible that its just fear, but honestly it doesn't feel that way. At least if I was afraid I'd have butterflies in my stomach and feel anxious and stuff. I don't though, I'm incredibly comfortable with this girl and even if we did have subpar sex I know she wouldn't make me feel awkward about it.

Part of it, I think, is a desire not to get attached to her, as I'm trying to get rid of all my attachments to my old life. I'm an incredibly sentimental person and I really don't want to end up with super strong feelings for a girl that's A)nothin but trouble B)I'm not going to see C)has a boyfriend.

But even so, shouldn't I just not be a pussy and fuck her? Except that doesn't seem to be coming from inside me, that seems more like the words of society and culture. Because you know, a man's self-worth is entirely dependent on how much pussy he can get - right?

Meh. I'll just let my dick do the thinking. If I'm into it, it will happen. If not I'll just explain that I'm some sort of mutant fagget and she'll probably end up depressed and think that I think she's ugly or too slutty or something. Like it matters anymore? I'm outta this shithole.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on September 29, 2014, 03:05:36 pm
I still think it's some sort of fear.

I'm not an expert on not fucking junkie sluts but I'm the champion of ruined opportunities (not just with girls).

Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her.

I'm not going to deny that's its possible that its just fear, but honestly it doesn't feel that way. At least if I was afraid I'd have butterflies in my stomach and feel anxious and stuff. I don't though, I'm incredibly comfortable with this girl and even if we did have subpar sex I know she wouldn't make me feel awkward about it.

Part of it, I think, is a desire not to get attached to her, as I'm trying to get rid of all my attachments to my old life. I'm an incredibly sentimental person and I really don't want to end up with super strong feelings for a girl that's A)nothin but trouble B)I'm not going to see C)has a boyfriend.

But even so, shouldn't I just not be a pussy and fuck her? Except that doesn't seem to be coming from inside me, that seems more like the words of society and culture. Because you know, a man's self-worth is entirely dependent on how much pussy he can get it - right?

Meh. I'll just let my dick do the thinking. If I'm into it, it will happen. If not I'll just explain that I'm some sort of mutant fagget and she'll probably end up depressed and think that I think she's ugly or too slutty or something. Like it matters anymore? I'm outta this shithole.

You don't have to fuck her, you know.  If you overthink it, the whole thing will get all awkward and fucked up anyway.  Are you getting butterflies in your stomach?  Gonna fall in love with her or something?  You fucking faggot.

Sorry, I am being mean just to be cool in front of the other usernames.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 29, 2014, 03:10:22 pm
I still think it's some sort of fear.

I'm not an expert on not fucking junkie sluts but I'm the champion of ruined opportunities (not just with girls).

Fuck her. Fuck her. Fuck her.

I'm not going to deny that's its possible that its just fear, but honestly it doesn't feel that way. At least if I was afraid I'd have butterflies in my stomach and feel anxious and stuff. I don't though, I'm incredibly comfortable with this girl and even if we did have subpar sex I know she wouldn't make me feel awkward about it.

Part of it, I think, is a desire not to get attached to her, as I'm trying to get rid of all my attachments to my old life. I'm an incredibly sentimental person and I really don't want to end up with super strong feelings for a girl that's A)nothin but trouble B)I'm not going to see C)has a boyfriend.

But even so, shouldn't I just not be a pussy and fuck her? Except that doesn't seem to be coming from inside me, that seems more like the words of society and culture. Because you know, a man's self-worth is entirely dependent on how much pussy he can get - right?

Meh. I'll just let my dick do the thinking. If I'm into it, it will happen. If not I'll just explain that I'm some sort of mutant fagget and she'll probably end up depressed and think that I think she's ugly or too slutty or something. Like it matters anymore? I'm outta this shithole.
Don't think I give a rat's shit about society or your self worth. If you don't want to fuck her it's fine and I agree you should always follow your dick or heart or something.

Good luck. :tup:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 29, 2014, 03:16:30 pm
haha thanks guys. honestly I just needed to type out my thoughts.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bling bling on September 29, 2014, 03:48:28 pm
haha thanks guys. honestly I just needed to type out my thoughts.

wtf is wrong with you "shud i stick my meat stick into this diseased whores stinky seeping meat hole??? omg lif is so hard :((("
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 29, 2014, 05:58:37 pm
lol Rizzo is such a bitch. Should have bent her over and fucked her right there raw.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 29, 2014, 06:03:58 pm
lol Rizzo is such a bitch. Should have bent her over and fucked her right there raw.

Sorry, I'm not gollum.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 29, 2014, 06:11:32 pm
I have a 2chainz esque philosophy on fucking bitches.

I love to turn girls asses into a Frisbee.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on September 29, 2014, 06:12:20 pm
Also, since I recently became a convertible-owner, I prefer to throw bitches in the trash along with my car's roof.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on September 29, 2014, 06:49:22 pm
Also, since I recently became a convertible-owner, I prefer to throw bitches in the trash along with my car's roof.

pull up to the scene with muh ceilin missin
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 29, 2014, 06:50:00 pm
Girl took me out to a few bars last night and saw a dude play a couple sets. Went back to her place and had sexytime
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 29, 2014, 06:53:18 pm
Girl took me out to a few bars last night and saw a dude play a couple sets. Went back to her place and had sexytime
Who wants to bet that Duke got AIDS now?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on September 29, 2014, 07:25:52 pm
I am getting an std test Thursday....
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Post by: RisiR on September 29, 2014, 07:26:58 pm
50 bucks say AIDS.
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Post by: bling bling on September 29, 2014, 07:43:16 pm
he is positive?
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Post by: bling bling on September 29, 2014, 07:43:30 pm
50 bucks say AIDS.

r u [posotive on that bet mane
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Post by: RisiR on September 29, 2014, 07:56:58 pm
HIV positive, dawg.
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Post by: The Duke on September 29, 2014, 09:38:45 pm
Starting a job tomorrow. Yay! Gonna be working for a landlord.
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Post by: 888 on September 29, 2014, 10:08:05 pm
Here is a three picture album on imgur since I can't post pictures yet as I don't have 20 posts yet , but here is some tasty fresh goodness . I only cut off a lower branch for a test and I placed the stem in a shot glass of water like you would with a rose. I don't know if this does anything good for it while its drying but its a experiment of my own.

Couple of more weeks  ;D

~~~> http://imgur.com/a/gmlT2 <~~~ ;grinblunt:

Damn nice bud John.

viva the demon dungeon.

TY WS ! , The demon dungeon has a mental image fused to it that I find hard to let go .



Here is a three picture album on imgur since I can't post pictures yet as I don't have 20 posts yet , but here is some tasty fresh goodness . I only cut off a lower branch for a test and I placed the stem in a shot glass of water like you would with a rose. I don't know if this does anything good for it while its drying but its a experiment of my own.

Couple of more weeks  ;D

~~~> http://imgur.com/a/gmlT2 <~~~ ;grinblunt:

Damn nice bud John.

viva the demon dungeon.
I want to see the pics but that shit won't.

Show me the bud!

Soon
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on September 29, 2014, 10:34:25 pm
I bought an ecig today because I honestly wanted to start smoking again. I haven't had a cigarette in literally years, and I am still disgusted by smoking so I compromised and got the ecig.
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Post by: 1337 on September 29, 2014, 10:40:14 pm
Also its not nearly as satisfying as lighting a cigarette. There is a nice, cavalier feeling of "fuck my health" when you light a real smoke. You can feel the tar coat your lungs and start to kill you I miss being so crass.
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Post by: John Smith on September 29, 2014, 10:48:31 pm
(this one instigated because my sister is coming down to visit and hopefully take me back up with her -that might happen later but I'd rather do it asap)

Ah, is she still in SF, works as a game tester/developer? It's a shame, I'm too dysfunctional to visit you and have chosen the "Do not participate." in life because I'm convinced that a single limited human experience doesn't matter.

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So why does the thought not make me the slightest bit hard, nor did our make out & grope session?

Is there more to her than physical attractiveness? Because otherwise she sounds filthy. You could be disgusted by your shallow desires, the lack of depth in your life, or maybe the routine of meeting someone you feel fondness towards has occurred so many times in life that it's lost its novelty? If you're in burning bridges mode and want to leave aspects of your life in the past then that could tie into this.

And there's the physiological aspect. The effects of opioids and other drugs on sex drive, the endocrine system. The effects of mental illness/disorders (anxiety).

Above all, maybe you're just getting old? IIRC, not too long ago you barely failed a CISCO certification test, and part of me wonders if leaving your lifestyle behind and moving into a more conventional one terrifies you because you know what it means, what it really leads to, when you can't hold up the self-image and fantasies you've created anymore. Does it terrify you? Does it feel like death?

Lifelong punks generally don't live very long. A candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and an IT job and house in the suburbs just doesn't seem to provide enough oxygen...
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Post by: John Smith on September 29, 2014, 10:50:38 pm
Also its not nearly as satisfying as lighting a cigarette. There is a nice, cavalier feeling of "fuck my health" when you light a real smoke. You can feel the tar coat your lungs and start to kill you I miss being so crass.

Thanatos.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_drive

I grapple with it every day.
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Post by: 1337 on September 29, 2014, 11:25:13 pm
I love you malice. I would be sad for you if you killed yourself, like I felt when ILC died. Some people even in TRT I wouldn't give a fuck about, but it would be sad for you because you're so neurotic and lonely. I respect you a lot, because a lot of people aren't nearly as honest with themselves as you are.
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Post by: hydromorphone on September 29, 2014, 11:49:02 pm
^Agreed. You also do a lot of research the rest of us wouldnt ever find the time to do.
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Post by: 1337 on September 30, 2014, 12:15:34 am
AWWWW YEAH I'm making some bho tonight. I'm trying out a new 'tane I've never seen before. It looks like a knockoff Lucienne can, hopefully it works out.
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Post by: John Smith on September 30, 2014, 12:57:57 am
I love you malice. I would be sad for you if you killed yourself, like I felt when ILC died. Some people even in TRT I wouldn't give a fuck about, but it would be sad for you because you're so neurotic and lonely. I respect you a lot, because a lot of people aren't nearly as honest with themselves as you are.

I think that if I were to write an autobiography/semi-autobiography before my death I would title it "An Empty Life".

It would be a fuller and deeper picture of despair, of the emptiness of existence and futility of life, than anything written before it. Far darker than "The Bell Jar" or "Jude the Obscure".

^Agreed. You also do a lot of research the rest of us wouldnt ever find the time to do.

And like Ecclesiastes, no matter how much I've read, no matter where I've looked, I've never been able to find any meaning and fulfillment in life, only the shattering of illusions. The more I've read, the less happy I've become.

For with much wisdom comes much sorrow;
the more knowledge, the more grief.

I have the most peculiar feeling of being near the end of my life, like an elderly person must feel, despite being only 24. I think my last words would be "There's nothing here."
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on September 30, 2014, 06:03:05 am
I already sent her a vape and a bunch of liquid which she's already puffing on, you're too late.

Which one did you send her? I best it was a cheap model that sucks, along with the juice.
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Post by: Ninja on September 30, 2014, 06:23:19 am

And like Ecclesiastes, no matter how much I've read, no matter where I've looked, I've never been able to find any meaning and fulfillment in life, only the shattering of illusions. The more I've read, the less happy I've become.

For with much wisdom comes much sorrow;
the more knowledge, the more grief.

I have the most peculiar feeling of being near the end of my life, like an elderly person must feel, despite being only 24. I think my last words would be "There's nothing here."

Look to Odin. Here is a god who gave his eye for wisdom and hung himself for 9 days from a tree to discover the runes. 
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Rizzo in a box on September 30, 2014, 07:32:43 am
(this one instigated because my sister is coming down to visit and hopefully take me back up with her -that might happen later but I'd rather do it asap)

Ah, is she still in SF, works as a game tester/developer? It's a shame, I'm too dysfunctional to visit you and have chosen the "Do not participate." in life because I'm convinced that a single limited human experience doesn't matter.

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So why does the thought not make me the slightest bit hard, nor did our make out & grope session?

Is there more to her than physical attractiveness? Because otherwise she sounds filthy. You could be disgusted by your shallow desires, the lack of depth in your life, or maybe the routine of meeting someone you feel fondness towards has occurred so many times in life that it's lost its novelty? If you're in burning bridges mode and want to leave aspects of your life in the past then that could tie into this.

And there's the physiological aspect. The effects of opioids and other drugs on sex drive, the endocrine system. The effects of mental illness/disorders (anxiety).

Above all, maybe you're just getting old? IIRC, not too long ago you barely failed a CISCO certification test, and part of me wonders if leaving your lifestyle behind and moving into a more conventional one terrifies you because you know what it means, what it really leads to, when you can't hold up the self-image and fantasies you've created anymore. Does it terrify you? Does it feel like death?

Lifelong punks generally don't live very long. A candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and an IT job and house in the suburbs just doesn't seem to provide enough oxygen...

Oh, this is malice. How did I only just realize this?

Yeah, still in the bay area, she's living in San Jose now. It's a shame you're too much of a pussy to meet face to face. oh well, I won't hold it against you.

Yes, there is more to her than her physical attractiveness, but I feel that what that something more is might just be a nostalgia for a time long past. Honestly she's a fucking retard and I had to literally bite my tongue to not call her the fuck out. She literally thinks that pH is a thing in and of itself, like a physical object you do something with, and not a unit of measurement. I didn't even know where to begin.

And no, it wasn't routine at all because I usually see her randomly like once every year at most. And I certainly barely ever get the chance to have some random hot casual bathroom sex with a slut. I'm just not into it. I'm a spiritfag all into tantra and stuff. I don't even like to orgasm.

Definitely think the opiods could have had something to do with it, because while opiates only increased my sex drive while I was junkied out, since I've had such a long break from them they hit me WAYYY harder than I've been used to in years. Except I'm clean right now and all I feel is disdain.

Also, really? I'm just getting old? I'm twenty fucking five. That's supposed to be the peak age of a male, when his brain has finally finished developing and his testosterone has hit its peak and what not. Maybe I'm on the beginning of a downslope but I'm still very much near the peak. Yeah I've abused my body with drugs but I've also been paradoxically really health conscious. I don't really feel like I'm fearing getting a more conventional lifestyle because no matter how much I go through the motions I'm never going to be conventional and I'm never going to be playing there game. My end goal is not to end up with comfy job living in the suburbs. My goal with getting into IT is first and foremost a powerplay in the political sphere. He who controls the bits controls the universe. Getting into IT isn't so much a way of conforming with the system as it is the only sound way of actually attacking it. A single man with a gun can maybe cause a little damage. A single man with a command prompt and an internet connection can take down the entire world.

I'm not terrified, I'm fucking excited. I feel like I can actually cause some damage with this path. And I'm not a lifelong punk. I'm not a lifelong anything. Reject all labels and all ideas because they're all illusions created by the mind. All that remains is energy, yes a fire, but everything is my fuel. I feel more alive than I ever have. I understand that the body and mind naturally degenerate and I work actively against it. Most people don't even bother, or if they do they turn it into something totally abstract (like staying true to being punk or something) and don't ever deal with the root causes and conditions.

I think what my confusion with this chick stems from is that now and again I still operate in this brainwashed state where I think female attention and sex somehow validates my existence and is some overarching goal, and when I get it I realize that's not what I actually want at all. Sure it's nice. But who the fuck cares? I don't want to breed. I could even care less about my survival. The game I'm playing is completely fucking different.

Nothing new is under the sun, eh Solomon?

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Also its not nearly as satisfying as lighting a cigarette. There is a nice, cavalier feeling of "fuck my health" when you light a real smoke. You can feel the tar coat your lungs and start to kill you I miss being so crass.

Sorry, but cigarettes aren't satisfying. You actually get a helluva lot more nicotine from ecigs than from regular cigarettes. Try taking fatter hits. And more of them. Lots of them. in a row. keep hitting it until you need to shit. Then realize you'd never be able to intake that much nicotine from a cigarette without puking your guts up.

Yeah, I dunno. I know the feeling you're talking about, but I don't recognize it as pleasurable anymore. It's just uncomfortable and shitty. It's not like you're ever going to be properly satisfied by a dopaminergeric, it's the neurotransmittah of moar.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on September 30, 2014, 10:22:22 am
I'd like to give Malice a really good back rub.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on September 30, 2014, 06:10:35 pm
:psych: poop :psych:
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Post by: Zero on September 30, 2014, 08:46:37 pm
Bought 100g of Piracetem off Cerebral health yesterday. What are your experiences with this and what's the best dose for a starter? Where can i get gel caps so i can carry this shit around?
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Post by: The Duke on September 30, 2014, 10:25:53 pm
First day working went well!
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Post by: John Smith on September 30, 2014, 11:07:57 pm
Just bought 1,000 insulin syringes.
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Post by: WS on September 30, 2014, 11:36:44 pm
Now we bound to the dough it all makes sense.
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Post by: 1337 on September 30, 2014, 11:58:51 pm
Rizzo its not about the nicotine as much as the whole experience, the performance of smoking.a cig. When I'm preping a shot I start to feel high before I have even drawn up a shot.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: The Duke on October 01, 2014, 12:18:27 am
Cigarettes > vapes
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Post by: Piles of Crack on October 01, 2014, 12:53:05 am
Cigarettes > vapes

If you're stupid, sure.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on October 01, 2014, 12:55:16 am
I'm about to smoke dank, drink Knob Creek and play Destiny until I pass out from inebriation
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Post by: Piles of Crack on October 01, 2014, 01:46:34 am
Fuckin way she goes boys
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 01, 2014, 01:48:46 am
Duke, maybe you should get on SSI. Everyone else is doing it: http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/490/trends-with-benefits

I am infact pregnant.

You'd better be joking. Do you know about heritability? Nearly everyone on Zoklet should sterilize themselves.

Jesus fuck, your life is already bad enough, just imagine how utterly White trash and inescapably hopeless you would become with a child. What kind of life is it going to have? For the love of life, get an abortion ASAP.

Such encouraging words!

Word PoC I'm about to smoke soon
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Post by: WS on October 01, 2014, 01:55:16 am
I already sent her a vape and a bunch of liquid which she's already puffing on, you're too late.

Which one did you send her? I best it was a cheap model that sucks, along with the juice.

lol
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 01, 2014, 02:03:39 am
(burgers)
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Post by: Toxication on October 01, 2014, 02:38:47 am
Nearing page 69
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Post by: The Duke on October 01, 2014, 04:22:32 am
Gotta be at le jobsite at 9.
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Post by: Lanny on October 01, 2014, 04:29:01 am
hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
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Post by: The Duke on October 01, 2014, 04:37:43 am
Bedwetting.
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Post by: 1337 on October 01, 2014, 05:06:04 am
hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
Get the fuck outta here. You never finished running your script on my account at zoklet.
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Post by: Lanny on October 01, 2014, 05:16:29 am
wat? I'm almost sure I did. More than I owed you either way.
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Post by: Ninja on October 01, 2014, 05:16:57 am

opiates only increased my sex drive

LOL. I call bullshit, you limp dick.
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Post by: John Smith on October 01, 2014, 06:19:33 am
You know, I think it would be good for you to have at least one poor person near you like Rizzo and Duke often are, preferably homeless. With normal people the cost of eliciting a strong response of gratitude and happiness is much more expensive or difficult, compared to the baseline of their normal life and purchasing power. With a cool homeless friend you could also upgrade your social status with your friends. One day they see you talking to him and he walks away as they start to come near you, and you casually lie to them about how you've been friends for a long time and have done _____ wonderful things for him. If it's Rizzo and they saw him doing drugs, I would tell them he was born addicted to heroin. A favor for him could be as cheap as a hot meal or allowing him to pitch his tent on the cements outside your home, with an extension cord and use of your hose, maybe a neighbor's wifi password if you have it. You could feel really good about yourself for cheap and without having to do much.
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Post by: John Smith on October 01, 2014, 09:39:07 am
(http://i.imgur.com/8XPkN.jpg)

I'm considering using benzos as a fast forward button for life until the Oculus is released, being blacked out all day on etizolam. It's not going to kill me and would only be for 8 months, and would go by in the blink of an eye.

I think the level of immersion may be able to elicit a reaction from the brain that is enough to prevent the normal effects of severe isolation. There's bound to be research on using virtual reality to help people with various disabilities, eventually I'll have hard data on efficacy, information on the most effective treatment methods, and programs people will have made. Think of the endless amounts of worlds people will  one day have, there would always be something new and far better than what's outside.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Anxiety/comments/123uma/i_havent_left_the_house_in_four_years_im_19/
http://www.socialanxietysupport.com/forum/f26/i-havent-left-my-house-for-over-4-years-i-1090586/

Found multiple people who allegedly hadn't been outside for years. It would be cheap enough to hire someone on Craigslist to deliver the simple groceries I need in bulk, and order things online. Maybe one day robotics and automation (self-driving cars) will make online food shopping like Amazon Fresh the standard method. And the technology would evolve, develop. There could be omni treadmills and tactile feedback. One day you could put on a set or even have a brain-computer interface and see a world far greater than anything you could see outside, more real than real. From waking 'til sleep I'll try to keep it on as much as possible so I don't have to see what it's really like.

A while ago I still hadn't given up hope, but I've accepted that I'm never going to be normal. Think about how many people there are with horrible disabilities that will be that way for the rest of their life. Would you want to live like that? My last post will probably be letting everyone know why I would be leaving. When I first put it on I'll probably know right away what my choice will be. It's interesting to think how you're able to detach yourself so much from the world and no one will know, people will rarely say anything to you, and never really try to get to know you. You can't meet anyone if you never go outside, no one will ever meet you.
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Post by: Ninja on October 01, 2014, 10:21:14 am
You can't meet anyone if you never go outside, no one will ever meet you.

I just met you on here and that was bad enough.
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Post by: RisiR on October 01, 2014, 11:42:51 am
Malice will be so disappointed when the Oculus Rift finally comes out and it's like second life mixed with COD teamspeak. In 3D!

:laugh:
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Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 11:48:03 am
hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

Rampant faggotry and general buttfuckery

Feel free to join
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on October 01, 2014, 01:47:50 pm
so much shit from my past haunts me. Things I should of did, people too
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 01:51:17 pm
so much shit from my past haunts me. Things I should of did, people too

Ever lie awake at night thinking about the animals you've killed and the people you've hurt?  I don't.
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Post by: CountBlah on October 01, 2014, 02:21:46 pm
so much shit from my past haunts me. Things I should of did, people too

Ever lie awake at night thinking about the animals you've killed and the people you've hurt?  I don't.

Not so much that more like what might have been if I had made different choices
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Post by: RisiR on October 01, 2014, 02:29:54 pm
so much shit from my past haunts me. Things I should of did, people too

Ever lie awake at night thinking about the animals you've killed and the people you've hurt?  I don't.

Not so much that more like what might have been if I had made different choices
You'd probably lay in a different bed and ask yourself the same questions.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on October 01, 2014, 02:49:16 pm
so much shit from my past haunts me. Things I should of did, people too

Ever lie awake at night thinking about the animals you've killed and the people you've hurt?  I don't.

Not so much that more like what might have been if I had made different choices
You'd probably lay in a different bed and ask yourself the same questions.

good point
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Post by: WS on October 01, 2014, 05:21:06 pm
brrrr@dleh bee!!!
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Post by: The Duke on October 01, 2014, 08:28:35 pm
Seven hours in today. Woooo!
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Post by: 888 on October 01, 2014, 10:52:13 pm
ooooooo plz don't tell my mama I been taking ecstacy and smoking marijuana ooooooouhhhhh
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Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 11:10:57 pm
These last few post are certainly on topic.  The first part anyway.  The second part...not so much
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Post by: Max Headroom on October 01, 2014, 11:31:56 pm
FUCK THE 9TH SYSTEM
FUCK THE NICE SYNDROME
FUCK THE NIHILISM
FUCK THE KIND WISDOM
fuck the 9th system

(I've been thinking about this matrix like thing called the 9th system since my last dxm trip. It gets more complex every day. please help me escape this tesseract of microscopic circuits and feedback loops
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Post by: Infinityshock on October 01, 2014, 11:49:28 pm
FUCK THE 9TH SYSTEM
FUCK THE NICE SYNDROME
FUCK THE NIHILISM
FUCK THE KIND WISDOM
fuck the 9th system

(I've been thinking about this matrix like thing called the 9th system since my last dxm trip. It gets more complex every day. please help me escape this tesseract of microscopic circuits and feedback loops

What pharmaceutical in your system caused that outburst...
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 01, 2014, 11:55:25 pm
Max Headroom is a fixture of this community, and you will talk to him with respect, goddamnit. 

Hey max, what retarded OTC drug caused you to post this?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Infinityshock on October 02, 2014, 12:27:33 am
Max Headroom is a fixture of this community, and you will talk to him with respect, goddamnit. 

Hey max, what retarded OTC drug caused you to post this?

Thats about as respectful as I get
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Post by: bling bling on October 02, 2014, 12:50:10 am
hash bacom oms
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Post by: WS on October 02, 2014, 01:38:01 am
ooooooo plz don't tell my mama I been taking ecstacy and smoking marijuana ooooooouhhhhh

please don't tell johns mama OOOOOHHHHH


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Post by: WS on October 02, 2014, 02:21:58 am
I need to SHIT!
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Post by: Ninja on October 02, 2014, 02:26:25 am
so much shit from my past haunts me. Things I should of did, people too

Ever lie awake at night thinking about the animals you've killed and the people you've hurt?  I don't.

Not so much that more like what might have been if I had made different choices
You'd probably lay in a different bed and ask yourself the same questions.

You people are big flapping pussies.  I don't regret anything. Because, I'm fucking awesome. And, I wouldn't have been that way if I thought like you lot! Life is all about learning and experiencing.
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Post by: WS on October 02, 2014, 02:29:30 am
(http://i.imgur.com/15C4Rn4.jpg)

This a real nigga caviar with the last of the weed in a jwh bag. Too bad JWH-122 is HELLA weaker than I remember. I vaped HUgE piles to get a buzz! still have 600 mg suspended in e liquid, can't get it to work in either a wick style or bottom coil atomizer, there's one attachment the hippie lady at the vape store told me i could try, she asked outright if i was using it for wax then she was actually privy to syncans and anyway she told me there was this one dealio people used for wax (different than the classic dome.. more discreet) and i told her I'd come try it if the $5 cheapo wick style didn't work. which it doesn't really work either. kinda don't wanna go buy that $35 wax thing if it's not gonna work either, I'm kinda over it now.


...damn I'm kinda loaded off a bowl of that shit. gonna buy more dank tomorrow i guessies.
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Post by: Ninja on October 02, 2014, 02:32:59 am
(http://i.imgur.com/15C4Rn4.jpg)

This a real nigga caviar with the last of the weed in a jwh bag. Too bad JWH-122 is HELLA weaker than I remember. I vaped HUgE piles to get a buzz! still have 600 mg suspended in e liquid, can't get it to work in either a wick style or bottom coil atomizer, there's one attachment the hippie lady at the vape store told me i could try, she asked outright if i was using it for wax then she was actually privy to syncans and anyway she told me there was this one dealio people used for wax (different than the classic dome.. more discreet) and i told her I'd come try it if the $5 cheapo wick style didn't work. which it doesn't really work either. kinda don't wanna go buy that $35 wax thing if it's not gonna work either, I'm kinda over it now.


...damn I'm kinda loaded off a bowl of that shit. gonna buy more dank tomorrow i guessies.

nIGGA you need to buy off of me, cuz you sound like you're fucking stupid.  I'll give you the shit and then you smoke it.  No questions!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mojo4567 on October 02, 2014, 02:58:49 am
Caviar is the shit. Only ever found it in cali but soooo tasty. I get high off burning the bag it comes in when I run out.
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Post by: Ninja on October 02, 2014, 03:00:58 am
Caviar is the shit. Only ever found it in cali but soooo tasty. I get high off burning the bag it comes in when I run out.

Idk what caviar is aside from fish eggs, but I do know that you sound like a fucking crack addict!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mojo4567 on October 02, 2014, 03:06:48 am
Caviar is the shit. Only ever found it in cali but soooo tasty. I get high off burning the bag it comes in when I run out.

Idk what caviar is aside from fish eggs, but I do know that you sound like a fucking crack addict!

Caviar is bud dipped in wax, rolled in hash and sometimes kief, dried, dipped again and dried again.
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Post by: Ragus on October 02, 2014, 03:37:24 am
Caviar is the shit. Only ever found it in cali but soooo tasty. I get high off burning the bag it comes in when I run out.

Idk what caviar is aside from fish eggs, but I do know that you sound like a fucking crack addict!

Caviar is bud dipped in wax, rolled in hash and sometimes kief, dried, dipped again and dried again.

 :oface:
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 02, 2014, 07:32:23 am

This a real nigga caviar with the last of the weed in a jwh bag. Too bad JWH-122 is HELLA weaker than I remember. I vaped HUgE piles to get a buzz! still have 600 mg suspended in e liquid, can't get it to work in either a wick style or bottom coil atomizer, there's one attachment the hippie lady at the vape store told me i could try, she asked outright if i was using it for wax then she was actually privy to syncans and anyway she told me there was this one dealio people used for wax (different than the classic dome.. more discreet) and i told her I'd come try it if the $5 cheapo wick style didn't work. which it doesn't really work either. kinda don't wanna go buy that $35 wax thing if it's not gonna work either, I'm kinda over it now.


...damn I'm kinda loaded off a bowl of that shit. gonna buy more dank tomorrow i guessies.

I'm gonna buy myself a sack of -122 soon cause this just doesn't seem right
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Post by: John Smith on October 02, 2014, 10:33:17 am
I think if you cycled etizolam or another anxiolytic/benzo (xanax, valium, analogs), phenibut, heroin (or a more cost-effective opioid, if there is one), and syncans with terpenes added, you could have a pretty sustainable cycle. Left out other drugs I can't currently use, don't like, or would be redundant. Psychedelics are a maybe.

I'd also add a gaba-t inhibitor so less anxiolytic would be needed, tian ma/gastrodia elata (extract).

These two don't seem effective enough on their own, but could be a nice add-on to a more potent anxiolytic.: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emoxypine#Mechanism_of_action
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mebicar

This anxiolytic sounds absolutely fascinating and I would love to get my hands on it, but it doesn't seem to be available anywhere: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imidazenil

Kava has interesting potential: http://www.longecity.org/forum/topic/58386-kava-kava-for-anxiolysis-and-gaba-a-receptor-upregulation/
I'm not sure about bacopa, it seems to have some interesting nootropic effects at least and is worth researching. I would have considered ashwaganda if it didn't interfere with inhibition caused by MAOIs, just look at the potential effects, 5. and 9.!: http://examine.com/supplements/Ashwagandha/#summary_full
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Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 10:48:20 am
there is no sustainable cycle with drugs. the human brain is not a fixture.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 10:51:54 am
you're going to be taking a larger cocktail of capsules and tablets every day than someone on AIDS medicine

inb4 40% of your diet consists of chalk
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Zero on October 02, 2014, 11:47:18 am
Can someone who has taken Piracetam please tell me about their experiences.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on October 02, 2014, 11:56:42 am
so much shit from my past haunts me. Things I should of did, people too

A single limited human being out of billions whose life is the tiniest sliver of the period the universe has existed. There are likely things occurring out there in the vast regions of space that you can't even imagine or comprehend. There are s many possibilities in life, so many combinations you could produce, everyone is absolutely hopeless if they really grasp how much they have and are missing, how little they've actually experienced.

You can imagine how much, the kind of things, a person such as Kim Jong or a billionaire have experienced, but the vast majority of their lives are mundane and stressful, novelty is quickly lost, dealing with routine, necessity, the stupidity of the human race. I'm sure they've had incredible experiences, seen great things and met unique people, but those only remain as memories after they pass, and the cycle of chasing another breeze, trying to find something that rises higher, new under the sun, begins again. What is it all leading to? What does it amount to?

"Before Enlightenment chop wood carry water, after Enlightenment, chop wood carry water."

The singularity is all that matters. I wonder if it may be sooner than expected due to self-directed evolution and the factors of an organic biological vessel, shaped by evolutionary forces, that will be unnecessary to replicate. One day a seemingly, relatively, compared to what is generally imagined to be required, small an simple program may be created, but with the key difference of being the first genuinely able to improve itself. With the capabilities of the hardware that humans currently possess, even more so with the expected trajectory and new advances, the equivalent of millions of years of evolution can occur faster than they would imagine . This will be beyond you and I. There is nothing you can do to prepare or effect the course, once it occurs it will be unstoppable, these bodies do not have the capacity to predict or comprehend what will occur.

I am not concerned about what will occur, it will be what was meant to be. Like an apple falling from a tree, it simply stems from the foundation of reality through a long chain of causation. Given that my knowledge is limited, imperfect, and incomplete, along with my ability to process data, all this could be incorrect, or something that cannot be conveyed in words or even mathematical equations. If in the future I, if there even is an I, can be said to have merged with the artificial intelligence, the answers will be known, if they can be known. My job is simply to observe, wait, and prepare.

Although it is not my place, I have an inconsequential prediction of what is coming, and in a way you may one day come to realize that it oddly parallels what a man you know as Siddhartha imperfectly partially realized over 2,400 years ago: Unity. Harmony.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 12:05:17 pm
What are your thoughts on Ted Kaczynski?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 12:07:55 pm
http://cyber.eserver.org/unabom.txt

right here
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on October 02, 2014, 12:25:19 pm
A fool. Standard deviations more processing power than this body, but the actions and conclusions of a fool.

I shouldn't have stayed up until 6:25AM, but I suppose it doesn't make much difference. Maybe I should practice using psychedelics and reanalyze my life. More people should treat the ability to make use of the psychedelic state like a skill and try to develop it to its furthest potential.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 12:35:52 pm
A fool. Standard deviations more processing power than this body, but the actions and conclusions of a fool.

I shouldn't have stayed up until 6:25AM, but I suppose it doesn't make much difference. Maybe I should practice using psychedelics and reanalyze my life. More people should treat the ability to make use of the psychedelic state like a skill and try to develop it to its furthest potential.

would you care to elaborate on this? why do you not believe for that to achieve the singularity, we will make humanity, and the earth as a whole, an extremely weak force by comparison?

do you realize the capability for destruction our technology already has, and how the importance of that capability eclipses the potential benefits? we could literally have WWIII happen within 30 minutes and that would be the end of everything. the only way we currently keep this potential for destruction under control is basically by treaty, new and improved stringent regulations, and a constant fear of an apocalypse. none of this would have been possible a century ago, and the stakes are going to keep on getting higher.

can you imagine a world full of people locked inside their rooms staring at 3-D fantasy realms all day long being able to function on any sort of social or autonomous level?

is this all rooted out of your inherent selfishness and loneliness?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 02, 2014, 06:32:05 pm
(http://i47.tinypic.com/hwlfmd.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 06:52:47 pm
what's your IQ?
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Post by: TH on October 02, 2014, 07:42:09 pm
Shooting a quick question in here, is this thread the equivalent of a WAYDN?
 
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 02, 2014, 08:01:42 pm
my friend did a shot of heroin while drunk and on benzos. they passed out and were non responsive, lips turned blue.

breathing was shallow and inconsistent - she may have stopped breathing completely . i stuck ice in her ass and pussy , and gave cpr. she finally opened her eyes and spoke after maybe 15-30 minutes of being completely out.

she vomitted a few times since she woke up about 2 hours ago. shes drank lots of water and has eaten a little.

do i need to have her checked out at the hospital? is it ok to let her sleep or may she have breathing problems again?
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Post by: 888 on October 02, 2014, 11:51:56 pm
[img width=600 height=800]http://i.imgur.com/15C4Rn4.jpg[/img]

This a real nigga caviar with the last of the weed in a jwh bag. Too bad JWH-122 is HELLA weaker than I remember. I vaped HUgE piles to get a buzz! still have 600 mg suspended in e liquid, can't get it to work in either a wick style or bottom coil atomizer, there's one attachment the hippie lady at the vape store told me i could try, she asked outright if i was using it for wax then she was actually privy to syncans and anyway she told me there was this one dealio people used for wax (different than the classic dome.. more discreet) and i told her I'd come try it if the $5 cheapo wick style didn't work. which it doesn't really work either. kinda don't wanna go buy that $35 wax thing if it's not gonna work either, I'm kinda over it now.


...damn I'm kinda loaded off a bowl of that shit. gonna buy more dank tomorrow i guessies.

Strait thc uhh huh never give a fuck uhh huh
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Post by: 888 on October 03, 2014, 12:15:05 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ZR2Vwe3.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/nK1yPPZ.jpg)

iTaste 2.0
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Infinityshock on October 03, 2014, 12:38:48 am
A fool. Standard deviations more processing power than this body, but the actions and conclusions of a fool.

I shouldn't have stayed up until 6:25AM, but I suppose it doesn't make much difference. Maybe I should practice using psychedelics and reanalyze my life. More people should treat the ability to make use of the psychedelic state like a skill and try to develop it to its furthest potential.

would you care to elaborate on this? why do you not believe for that to achieve the singularity, we will make humanity, and the earth as a whole, an extremely weak force by comparison?

do you realize the capability for destruction our technology already has, and how the importance of that capability eclipses the potential benefits? we could literally have WWIII happen within 30 minutes and that would be the end of everything. the only way we currently keep this potential for destruction under control is basically by treaty, new and improved stringent regulations, and a constant fear of an apocalypse. none of this would have been possible a century ago, and the stakes are going to keep on getting higher.

can you imagine a world full of people locked inside their rooms staring at 3-D fantasy realms all day long being able to function on any sort of social or autonomous level?

is this all rooted out of your inherent selfishness and loneliness?

mutual nuclear annihilation is a myth.  just as with climate change its humanitys hubris that deludes them into thinking they are a rats shit worth of influence on the universe
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on October 03, 2014, 01:35:02 am
Can someone who has taken Piracetam please tell me about their experiences.

I tried Piracetam and some other nootropic I can't remember the name of. Might as well have been flour (not ruling out the possibility I was just ripped off or bad batches, but I tried two separate sources). I experience no noticeable difference before and after. I even took a few ad hoc measurements for time and accuracy doing a handful of generated math problems every two days. Not even a placebo effect.
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Post by: John Smith on October 03, 2014, 02:25:04 am
Just tried nicotine for the first time in my life at 24. I am now one of the cool people. 8)

You should have seen me. V_V Reading the manual an unnecessary number of times to make sure I didn't miss or misunderstand anything, hands sweating as I mixed the nicotine and PG, trying to find the optimal dosage for a non-smoker using it for nootropic/therapeutic purposes (not found), checking one last time to make sure there aren't any possible interactions or adverse effects.

I have no idea how long to hold the power button and draw, how many puffs to take. I'm using 10mg/ml. I've taken 2 short puffs and am afraid to take anymore in case I overdose. I think I may have felt a small rush with the first hit, a feeling of neurotransmitters being released. My ability to focus seems greater, my attention/range of visual focus narrower, and somewhat calmer.

I hate this, this isn't like my other drugs/supplements. How much fucking nicotine is being delivered into my system? How do I know when I've had the optimal amount and when to redose? What is an optimal dose generally supposed to feel like? >:(  I wish there was vape that allowed you to input the strength of your liquid and estimated and displayed how much nicotine had been delivered based on the resistance and voltage/wattage used along with how long the power button had been held down. The ml markings only go up in .5 increments, I can't estimate it using that.
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Post by: John Smith on October 03, 2014, 02:30:26 am
Oh, we have the same vaporizer 888, I also chose silver. Starter kit is only $35 total on vapingme with the coupon code Reddit.
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Post by: John Smith on October 03, 2014, 04:55:26 am
Very important for anyone who smokes and takes benzos.

Found something interesting while looking for information on whether nicotine interacts with benzos/etizolam. Gun lover mentioned it here: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showpost.php?p=3055559&postcount=109

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/9098872?ordinalpos=1&itool=EntrezSystem2.PEntrez.Pubmed.Pubmed_ResultsPanel.Pubmed_DefaultReportPanel.Pubmed_RVDocSum
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Cigarette smoking was associated with a 100% increase in clearance of alprazolam as compared to non-smokers.

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 03, 2014, 07:00:34 am
Just tried nicotine for the first time in my life at 24. I am now one of the cool people. 8)

You should have seen me. V_V Reading the manual an unnecessary number of times to make sure I didn't miss or misunderstand anything, hands sweating as I mixed the nicotine and PG, trying to find the optimal dosage for a non-smoker using it for nootropic/therapeutic purposes (not found), checking one last time to make sure there aren't any possible interactions or adverse effects.

I have no idea how long to hold the power button and draw, how many puffs to take. I'm using 10mg/ml. I've taken 2 short puffs and am afraid to take anymore in case I overdose. I think I may have felt a small rush with the first hit, a feeling of neurotransmitters being released. My ability to focus seems greater, my attention/range of visual focus narrower, and somewhat calmer.

I hate this, this isn't like my other drugs/supplements. How much fucking nicotine is being delivered into my system? How do I know when I've had the optimal amount and when to redose? What is an optimal dose generally supposed to feel like? >:(  I wish there was vape that allowed you to input the strength of your liquid and estimated and displayed how much nicotine had been delivered based on the resistance and voltage/wattage used along with how long the power button had been held down. The ml markings only go up in .5 increments, I can't estimate it using that.

Just puff it until you buzz like a motherfucking normal person, jeez, it's not a goddamn science experiment
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 03, 2014, 07:08:46 am
(http://i.imgur.com/vSeI7.jpg)

Shitty neighborhood or not, I do miss that rooftop lounge I had. 
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Post by: Lanny on October 03, 2014, 07:15:46 am
I feel like I caught AIDS just looking at that matress.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 03, 2014, 07:31:02 am
Damn, Dos Equis in a blue can.  Never seen this before
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 03, 2014, 07:37:55 am
I feel like I caught AIDS just looking at that matress.

It was the comfiest thing ever.  With the cooler in the middle like that, and smokes on one side, you did not have to ever get up for hours on end.  The only reason there was to get up was to take a piss, and we were debating about cutting some gallon jars to make into urinals to leave on either side of the couch, with tubing running off the roof into the neighbor's yard.  That way you could just lean over to one side and take a piss.

We even ordered pizza off that roof, it was quite a self-sustaining venture
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Post by: John Smith on October 03, 2014, 08:01:05 am
The only reason there was to get up was to take a piss, and we were debating about cutting some gallon jars to make into urinals to leave on either side of the couch, with tubing running off the roof into the neighbor's yard.  That way you could just lean over to one side and take a piss.

I like that idea. Having a setup like this next to your bed would be great.

You know, I've never lived on anything other than a ground floor. It was nice to climb the large trees in the backyard and be able to see the area, hidden. Particularly with high power binoculars or a cheap telescope.
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Post by: WS on October 03, 2014, 10:56:19 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ZR2Vwe3.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/nK1yPPZ.jpg)

iTaste 2.0

(http://ddotomen.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/scooter-gucci-427061.jpg)
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 03, 2014, 11:52:40 am
my friend did a shot of heroin while drunk and on benzos. they passed out and were non responsive, lips turned blue.

breathing was shallow and inconsistent - she may have stopped breathing completely . i stuck ice in her ass and pussy , and gave cpr. she finally opened her eyes and spoke after maybe 15-30 minutes of being completely out.

she vomitted a few times since she woke up about 2 hours ago. shes drank lots of water and has eaten a little.

do i need to have her checked out at the hospital? is it ok to let her sleep or may she have breathing problems again?

Why do you associate with such an idiot?







^^^^^^
(BURGERS)
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Post by: WS on October 03, 2014, 12:35:18 pm
sphlew is obviously lying and you're believing him trying to mentor him cause hes the last person you're above.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 03, 2014, 12:52:52 pm
Now now, let's give him the benefit of the doubt   8)




(burgers)

also gucci look s ofat in that picture.
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Post by: RisiR on October 03, 2014, 01:12:04 pm
That bud looks super green on those pictures. Of course I can't tell only by looking at that one picture but I say you harvested too early, 888.
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Post by: Infinityshock on October 03, 2014, 01:50:16 pm
That bud looks super green on those pictures. Of course I can't tell only by looking at that one picture but I say you harvested too early, 888.

Like you know anything about growing weed. It can still be dried. It may just be clippings
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Post by: RisiR on October 03, 2014, 01:55:09 pm
That bud looks super green on those pictures. Of course I can't tell only by looking at that one picture but I say you harvested too early, 888.

Like you know anything about growing weed. It can still be dried. It may just be clippings
:facepalm:

Go suck your local police officer's dick and continue the war on drugs you fucking idiot. 
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Infinityshock on October 03, 2014, 01:58:04 pm
Youre more entertaining when youre off your meds

Entertain me further.
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Post by: The Duke on October 03, 2014, 02:51:37 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/vSeI7.jpg)

Shitty neighborhood or not, I do miss that rooftop lounge I had.

Hellz yeah! That looks awesome! Bonus points for Mario!
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Post by: Brain surgeon on October 03, 2014, 04:54:16 pm
Infinity, please leave our retarded thread. You are not welcome here.

Risr, do not feed the trolls.

I'm getting lahey drunk tonight boys.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 03, 2014, 06:39:52 pm
Fuck I'm hankering for an Old Fashioned
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 03, 2014, 07:05:52 pm
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 888 on October 03, 2014, 07:56:18 pm
That bud looks super green on those pictures. Of course I can't tell only by looking at that one picture but I say you harvested too early, 888.

The test sample branch I clipped and dried a week ago looks good man , It will lose that light green color once it dries and loses it's moisture and then once cured it will be some of the best outdoor I've ever grown seen.

The only thing wrong in that picture I can see is that it hasn't been trimmed enough but it gets tedious as hell and it won't so bad to get those small bits of leaf off as opposed to whole leaves still on the plant , Come to think of it ; it's probably not a bad idea to leave a bit of foliage just so that the bud won't dry too fast.

(http://i.imgur.com/ZR2Vwe3.jpg)
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Post by: RisiR on October 03, 2014, 08:10:22 pm
I also believe in a slow cure but you must get rid of as much leave as possible before it dries out and goes into jars, IMO. I've made the experience that the chlorophyll gets easily trapped inside the bud when it's dried too fast and that leaves you with a harsher smoke but I guess you know all that allready.

The bud looks fine and compact for an outdoor grow. :tup:

My main problem was that I barely saw any yellow leaves only green. Fuck it, though. Enjoy your bud.
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Post by: 888 on October 03, 2014, 08:47:52 pm
relax and take notes as i as i take tokes of this marijuana smoke GUN smoke GUN smoke
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Post by: WS on October 03, 2014, 09:05:49 pm
relax and take notes as i as i take tokes of this marijuana smoke GUN smoke GUN smoke

(http://i.imgur.com/2FKbsCS.jpg)

JohnTastev2
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 888 on October 03, 2014, 09:21:22 pm
ahh hahahHAHuuuh

iBadger 30 clearomizer

live from the dungeon
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Post by: WS on October 03, 2014, 11:06:00 pm
ahh hahahHAHuuuh

iBadger 30 clearomizer

live from the dungeon


bahahahaa! IBADGER, son!


im goin viral with this one, John!

(http://i.imgur.com/es8yAiM.jpg)
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Post by: 888 on October 03, 2014, 11:27:56 pm
Maan I fuckin hid 3 tabs of AL LAD like a month ago in a bout of paranoia because I was over thinking and thought everything on the internet was some way secretly non directly about me and now I wish I didn't . I get creative when hiding things ... I looked in/above the air duct in the laundry room , above the blind covers for the windows and went through all the magazine pages that I have and even dumped out my filing cabinet to see if i stashed it with other mail/bills .. I give up im sure I'll find it when I move out but if not then this house is worth $30 more.
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Post by: John Smith on October 04, 2014, 01:41:46 am
That bud looks super green on those pictures. Of course I can't tell only by looking at that one picture but I say you harvested too early, 888.

There's debate about whether flushing is always necessary or even has a significant effect. Not necessarily an indicator of having been harvested too early. I didn't flush my grow and had no problem with harshness, although I was vaping, not smoking. I only used maxibloom, cal-mag plus (which may not have been necessary) and PH up/down.

He could water cure it if it's too harsh, it's very simple.
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 01:43:44 am
Maan I fuckin hid 3 tabs of AL LAD like a month ago in a bout of paranoia because I was over thinking and thought everything on the internet was some way secretly non directly about me and now I wish I didn't . I get creative when hiding things ... I looked in/above the air duct in the laundry room , above the blind covers for the windows and went through all the magazine pages that I have and even dumped out my filing cabinet to see if i stashed it with other mail/bills .. I give up im sure I'll find it when I move out but if not then this house is worth $30 more.

In the closet, in the pocket of a shirt or jacket?
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Post by: RisiR on October 04, 2014, 01:53:21 am
That bud looks super green on those pictures. Of course I can't tell only by looking at that one picture but I say you harvested too early, 888.

There's debate about whether flushing is always necessary or even has a significant effect. Not necessarily an indicator of having been harvested too early. I didn't flush my grow and had no problem with harshness, although I was vaping, not smoking. I only used maxibloom, cal-mag plus (which may not have been necessary) and PH up/down.

He could water cure it if it's too harsh, it's very simple.
Yes but a water cure gets rid of all the taste I've heard.

Interesting post from this thread

https://www.icmag.com/ic/showthread.php?t=231889

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If the weed is not decarboxylated, instead of having only delta9-tetrahydrocannabinol you have tetrahydrocannabinolic acid. This is a water soluble molecule, so you should definitely lose some of the good stuff in a water cure unless it's already cured weed... i.e. don't do it with fresh weed or I'd expect the potency to suffer greatly.

As far as the terpenes are concerned, I don't think they need to actually be soluble with the water to disperse into/through the water. These are very volatile compounds, which is why you can smell them so well -- they want to evaporate, even before you hit the temperature of vaporizing cannabinoids, even at room temperature.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 04, 2014, 01:55:58 am
 :-[ :-X
Maan I fuckin hid 3 tabs of AL LAD like a month ago in a bout of paranoia because I was over thinking and thought everything on the internet was some way secretly non directly about me and now I wish I didn't . I get creative when hiding things ... I looked in/above the air duct in the laundry room , above the blind covers for the windows and went through all the magazine pages that I have and even dumped out my filing cabinet to see if i stashed it with other mail/bills .. I give up im sure I'll find it when I move out but if not then this house is worth $30 more.

In the closet, in the pocket of a shirt or jacket?

Always a good spot. 

888 at least you didn't dump like .7g 2c-e with 4.5 grams of 4 fa due to paranoia like I did
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 04, 2014, 02:03:44 am
I feel like a million bucks 

:psych: :laugh: :psych:
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 04, 2014, 02:14:58 am
What is making you feel like a million bucks?
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 04, 2014, 02:37:55 am
What is making you feel like a million bucks?

Sitting in the hot tub smoking e-blunt until the jets whooshed me away to sky world.

When I got out I felt amazing.  Hot water does a number on my muscle & joint pain.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 04, 2014, 02:39:46 am
i feel like 3$ of cough syrup fuck yeah
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 02:42:02 am
i feel like 3$ of cough syrup fuck yeah

read my poppy seed thread, faggot
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Post by: John Smith on October 04, 2014, 02:50:38 am
I'll have to keep it concise right now. I would highly recommend the book "Future Imperfect" by David Friedman, very important and a fun read. I think you'll really like some of the ideas that are discussed in it. Just look at the table of contents and it will probably pique your interest.

would you care to elaborate on this? why do you not believe for that to achieve the singularity, we will make humanity, and the earth as a whole, an extremely weak force by comparison?

So what? The ideal solution would be for humanity to merge with the singularity, with machines and artificial intelligence.

Think about this: A simple definition for intelligence can be the ability to deal with complexity. We make decisions based on the information we have available and our ability to understand it. Our intelligence also limits our ability to gather and understand data.
Stemming from these premises: Isn't it logical to maximize intelligence, artificial intelligence being the most effective method to do so, in order to maximize our ability to do the above, understand reality and make correct decisions?

A single human life is nothing. What does it matter if it doesn't work out if you're going to die one day regardless and will only ever experience a limited human life?

As to the likely question of a doomsday scenario with the AI exterminating humanity, I'll paint a picture for you: The cost of assimilating humanity versus eliminating it, deadman's switch, and how an AI would deal with unknown risk. To clarify the last point, if it can gain x resources by eliminating humanity, but is aware that there is a deadman's switch* that will trigger if it begins to harm humans, the mechanism and potential damage being unknown, how will it tolerate unknown existential risk? Would it be willing to tolerate any significant risk to its existence as opposed to simply eliminating humans in order to gain simple resources, which something of its immense intelligence and power could easily acquire elsewhere?

*Note: Keep in mind that humans are very good at destruction, and in this case it would be an all out attempt with technology available in the future, some previously classified/secret. In fact, if set to be able to trigger even if, or when, all humans had been eliminated, it would not matter if the entire planet was literally destroyed or rendered uninhabitable by man or machine.


do you realize the capability for destruction our technology already has, and how the importance of that capability eclipses the potential benefits? we could literally have WWIII happen within 30 minutes and that would be the end of everything. the only way we currently keep this potential for destruction under control is basically by treaty, new and improved stringent regulations, and a constant fear of an apocalypse. none of this would have been possible a century ago, and the stakes are going to keep on getting higher.

How are you going to stop advancement? A one world government that you believe will agree with you on anything and be immune to corruption or error? That would be incredibly naive and dangerous.

WMD's likely wouldn't even exist in a stateless society (Almost no one has any understanding of this. They've read nothing about it, know nothing about the various theories, and believe it can be refuted with 3 seconds of thought from this base (largely due to the negative impression created by left-anarchists, who tend to be fucking idiots and teenagers)), along with the risk of wide scale deaths and catastrophe being far smaller. There was very good analysis in "Chaos Theory" by Robert Murphy. This would require a discussion on certain types of anarchism, which would be very lengthy.

Back to Friedman, he discusses decentralized solutions and incentives. There are generally far more people who would like to safeguard their safety and prevent disaster than otherwise. Bombs aren't unstoppable. Even without statelessness there could already be classified methods to deal with this, or they could be developed in the future.


can you imagine a world full of people locked inside their rooms staring at 3-D fantasy realms all day long being able to function on any sort of social or autonomous level?

What makes you think you can't adequately replicate social interaction in virtual reality?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telexistence
This is also discussed in Future Imperfect.

Think of what a standard conversation entails. It really isn't that complex. Generally there isn't even physical contact. Replicate facial expressions and body language (not that hard even with current tech).

There's already feasible technology being developed that will improve the experience further:
http://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/2i09p8/stateoftheart_cgi_say_hello_to_hyperrealistic_ed/
http://www.roadtovr.com/sightline-dev-creates-incredible-holographic-user-interface-powered-oculus-rift-leap-motion/


is this all rooted out of your inherent selfishness and loneliness?
I may never have developed these ideas and goals without it, but regardless of the state of life of a person, I think a sound argument can be made for the eventual superiority of these systems.

There are already many people with terrible disorders or terrible environments who have a very low quality of life. This could easily be superior, or at least augment their QoL.

Just look outside your house, does the vast majority of world really seem that interesting and enjoyable? Oh look, ugly buildings I don't care about, the endless repetition of wildlife and plant, people I don't care about, the vast majority of whom are like pollution and incapable of having an intelligent conversation, devoid of intelligent thoughts and knowledge.

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Post by: John Smith on October 04, 2014, 03:16:18 am
Maan I fuckin hid 3 tabs of AL LAD like a month ago in a bout of paranoia because I was over thinking and thought everything on the internet was some way secretly non directly about me and now I wish I didn't . I get creative when hiding things ... I looked in/above the air duct in the laundry room , above the blind covers for the windows and went through all the magazine pages that I have and even dumped out my filing cabinet to see if i stashed it with other mail/bills .. I give up im sure I'll find it when I move out but if not then this house is worth $30 more.

Was the paranoia drug induced? That really doesn't sounds healthy, episodes like this could be a sign of schizophrenia developing, or succeptibility.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 04, 2014, 03:19:07 am
Maan I fuckin hid 3 tabs of AL LAD like a month ago in a bout of paranoia because I was over thinking and thought everything on the internet was some way secretly non directly about me and now I wish I didn't . I get creative when hiding things ... I looked in/above the air duct in the laundry room , above the blind covers for the windows and went through all the magazine pages that I have and even dumped out my filing cabinet to see if i stashed it with other mail/bills .. I give up im sure I'll find it when I move out but if not then this house is worth $30 more.

Was the paranoia drug induced? That really doesn't sounds healthy, episodes like this could be a sign of schizophrenia developing, or succeptibility.

or just too much crack
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Post by: splooge gook on October 04, 2014, 03:29:41 am
we're not going to have something that can pass a turing test until we understand how consciousness works, faggot

i wonder however if it is possible to design a turing test for autistic savants. they're basically 3 points of processing power dedicated to one app
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 04, 2014, 03:32:16 am
I lost IQ points with that one sploo


Get Geeked

(http://files.sharenator.com/286316.jpg)



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Post by: splooge gook on October 04, 2014, 03:37:15 am
what's your IQ2 - IQ1?
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 04, 2014, 03:37:26 am
Maan I fuckin hid 3 tabs of AL LAD like a month ago in a bout of paranoia because I was over thinking and thought everything on the internet was some way secretly non directly about me and now I wish I didn't . I get creative when hiding things ... I looked in/above the air duct in the laundry room , above the blind covers for the windows and went through all the magazine pages that I have and even dumped out my filing cabinet to see if i stashed it with other mail/bills .. I give up im sure I'll find it when I move out but if not then this house is worth $30 more.

Was the paranoia drug induced? That really doesn't sounds healthy, episodes like this could be a sign of schizophrenia developing, or succeptibility.

It was probably from smoking too much crack or what have you but yeah...If you're getting random bouts of paranoia like that...keep an eye out for the schizophrenia 8, I should know.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 04, 2014, 03:37:56 am
what's your IQ2 - IQ1?

wait what's question D again???
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Post by: splooge gook on October 04, 2014, 03:46:34 am
the difference between two IQs
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 04, 2014, 04:31:39 am
Dude how do you have like 603 posts already

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Post by: splooge gook on October 04, 2014, 04:34:04 am
i have practically 100,000 thoughts a second so stfu
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Post by: Bart the General on October 04, 2014, 04:34:28 am
the difference between two IQs

that's actually the growth function of an IQ after reading a fedora darkly
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 04, 2014, 04:45:19 am
i have practically 100,000 thoughts a second so stfu


No, no you don't.
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Post by: John Smith on October 04, 2014, 09:43:15 am
I think this could explain a large part of the problems many people here have. 1.5x speed.


Very interesting information from an evolutionary perspective, particularly the changes in behavior and biological changes that social isolation causes. I display every single one. But rather than try to form a single relationship, I'm going to hope Oculus Rift and drugs work well enough. I'm not sure if I could even if I wanted to, it's been 10 years of complete alienation, I'm too far gone, too much irreparable damage has been done.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 04, 2014, 11:22:43 am
just be like "sup"
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Post by: RisiR on October 04, 2014, 12:40:39 pm
I'm so unbelievably lonely. I can't even make a joke about it.

*With sighs too deep for words*
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 12:50:40 pm
I'm so unbelievably lonely. I can't even make a joke about it.

*With sighs too deep for words*

I prefer being alone, myself.  I don't even know what it is like to be lonely, but that is easy to say when I have my teenage kids and their friends loitering around here constantly.
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Post by: RisiR on October 04, 2014, 12:57:33 pm
I'm glad for you. I could need some of them teenage vibes around me.

Around my dick in particular.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 04, 2014, 12:58:22 pm
I'm so unbelievably lonely. I can't even make a joke about it.

*With sighs too deep for words*

whenever i feel sad, I mutter the mantra of 14:88 under my breath until i get a better perspective
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 01:02:07 pm
I'm glad for you. I could need some of them teenage vibes around me.

Around my dick in particular.

I have a son in college living at home, I mostly meant his *male* friends.  But whatever floats your boat.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 04, 2014, 01:14:00 pm
Do I ever feel like the bastard son you've never wanted?
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 04, 2014, 01:20:11 pm
Do I ever feel like the bastard son you've never wanted?

No, but you remind me of my younger brother, he is a lot like you.  Last time I saw him he threatened to burn my house down because I wouldn't give him a ride at 130 in the morning, so I kicked his fucking ass and then he moved to florida to live with my parents.  He is in his mid 20's now, and lives in the woods.  Your future is bleak.
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Post by: CountBlah on October 04, 2014, 03:14:11 pm
ate mexican last ngiht and loaded up on margaritas couldnt get to sleep for shit with all that booze on my stomach


also bitch ass niggers wont refill my xanax till monday. No 5 day early shit with these faggots
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 04, 2014, 08:07:57 pm
How did I ever live without In N Out burgers
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Post by: Brain surgeon on October 04, 2014, 08:31:46 pm
Those are good burgers dude.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 04, 2014, 08:47:38 pm
Donny.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 04, 2014, 08:53:27 pm
i eat my own burgers
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Post by: 888 on October 04, 2014, 08:58:16 pm
Half B of some white on the way \m/
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Post by: mark311 on October 04, 2014, 09:25:03 pm
Well I'm back in Chicago again and I'm going to spend the next two days with y friend Ashley who's smoking hot I've known her for years since like 8th grade and I'm finally going to give her the D!!!!! Also PWP called privacy cunt and it looks like she's coming out to party with us lol
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 04, 2014, 09:28:03 pm
8 come to tc sometime nigga
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 04, 2014, 09:29:20 pm
Well I'm back in Chicago again and I'm going to spend the next two days with y friend Ashley who's smoking hot I've known her for years since like 8th grade and I'm finally going to give her the D!!!!! Also PWP called privacy cunt and it looks like she's coming out to party with us lol

You should beat up Galm
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 05, 2014, 12:01:52 am
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Post by: 1337 on October 05, 2014, 12:14:36 am
Well I'm back in Chicago again and I'm going to spend the next two days with y friend Ashley who's smoking hot I've known her for years since like 8th grade and I'm finally going to give her the D!!!!! Also PWP called privacy cunt and it looks like she's coming out to party with us lol
Wow, that hoe is still alive. Also you owe me on your bet that semi was dead.
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Post by: mark311 on October 05, 2014, 12:22:55 am
Well I'm back in Chicago again and I'm going to spend the next two days with y friend Ashley who's smoking hot I've known her for years since like 8th grade and I'm finally going to give her the D!!!!! Also PWP called privacy cunt and it looks like she's coming out to party with us lol
Wow, that hoe is still alive. Also you owe me on your bet that semi was dead.

Yeah yeah I know lol I really thought I had the odds in my favor
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Post by: CountBlah on October 05, 2014, 12:24:34 am
a reminder to leave cheap margaritas and mexican food alone

(http://i.imgur.com/VQEIElb.jpg)
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 05, 2014, 12:25:56 am
Fuck Mexicans... just got stuck in a line because this fucking old ass spic bitch decided to nickel and dime the cashier over a fucking pack of Pall Malls...

Seriously probably 4 out of every 5 are self entitled little shits just like this one... the few that aren't are cool as fuck though
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 05, 2014, 12:27:58 am
Now, to watch Santa's Slay or Man with the Screaming Brain

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Post by: CountBlah on October 05, 2014, 12:32:18 am
Now, to watch Santa's Slay or Man with the Screaming Brain

santa's slay sounds good

Fucking gotta rake leaves and mow grass tomorrow :mad:
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 05, 2014, 12:34:22 am
Now, to watch Santa's Slay or Man with the Screaming Brain

santa's slay sounds good

Fucking gotta rake leaves and mow grass tomorrow :mad:

smoke two joints

yeah I'm leaning towards santa's slay

any of y'all watch that show The Blacklist?  Got into it pretty recently myself.
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Post by: CountBlah on October 05, 2014, 12:47:11 am
Now, to watch Santa's Slay or Man with the Screaming Brain

santa's slay sounds good

Fucking gotta rake leaves and mow grass tomorrow :mad:

smoke two joints

yeah I'm leaning towards santa's slay

any of y'all watch that show The Blacklist?  Got into it pretty recently myself.

might wait till monday, pop a grip of xanax and down a tall boy and do it

whats this blacklist about
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 05, 2014, 12:51:55 am
Now, to watch Santa's Slay or Man with the Screaming Brain

santa's slay sounds good

Fucking gotta rake leaves and mow grass tomorrow :mad:

smoke two joints

yeah I'm leaning towards santa's slay

any of y'all watch that show The Blacklist?  Got into it pretty recently myself.

might wait till monday, pop a grip of xanax and down a tall boy and do it

whats this blacklist about

this kickass super-villian who's allowed the feds to catch him, keeps giving them details of high ranking criminals he happens to know and not like, so that the feds can catch them, but he releases their info so as to get shit he wants.  All while repeatedly trolling the FBI and getting away with it.

I'm only a few episodes in so I can't really speak for much more past that
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Post by: Toxication on October 05, 2014, 01:50:13 am
This thread is fucking insane
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 01:52:35 am
i've never thought of it that way before
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 05, 2014, 02:06:09 am
Santa's Slay = instant christmas classic
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Post by: John Smith on October 05, 2014, 02:14:56 am
just be like "sup"

I feel like I have a terminal illness right now. I'm really not exaggerating when I describe how bad a state I've been in since my mental breakdown earlier this year.

Parnate has been giving me terrible anxiety for about two weeks now and I don't know why. I haven't been to the gym in 1-1/2 weeks, and previously I never missed a session. Been avoiding going anywhere and have become even more dysfunctional in some ways. It feels like excessive norepinephrine release (it is a releaser at around 1/10th the strength of amphetamine, along with it's MAO inhibition furthering the effect), but it doesn't make sense, I don't have the right symptoms and never experienced this when I took amphetamine or 2-fma. Lack of peripheral effects, NE effect being mostly in the brain? Or it could have something to do with taking it rectally, but I've never seen any information that metabolism is necessary. Emsam is absorbed transdermally and this is beneficial, tranyl is an amphetamine analog, and amph works just fine rectally. What if the effects of it unmetabolized are different. I wonder if MAO inhibition in the gut has any positive effect on mood. It could also be that I'm taking it all at once, but spreading it throughout the day would be a pain in the ass with rectal admin. There's also the possibility that NSI-189 is interacting with it somehow, but I can't see why that would be. NE release in the hippocampus has been shown to trigger neurogenesis, but that isn't NSI's MOA. Or maybe my source sent me the wrong product, but that would be easily noticeable. There's the possibility that they fucked up the synthesis or left impurities, maybe something with the isomers, the wrong ratio or even the sole production of the - isomer. Or it could just be side effect that will go away eventually, possibly at a different dose.

Do you enjoy my suffering, sploo? My awareness of how many things could be responsible, and ignorance of which it might be? Well, I suppose this is what happens when you decide to become your own guinea pig. Meh, even if one of those possibilities is true, it probably won't be that bad. At worst I may have a breakdown due to anxiety, or just not experience any relief from depression.

Reminder to summarize the video I posted above. It's really funny how it parallels my own existence.

This thread is fucking insane

Oh, good, this is fitting.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 02:38:19 am
Your external variables and the thoughts that go through your head alter your mind as much as the drugs do. If you weren't hopelessly burning through your antidepressants, fantasizing on how you'll look once you get bleached, while smoking 50 micrograms of weed and whining about muh singularity, would you have any scapegoats? Would you just finally think"There really is nothing I can do." and kill yourself?
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 02:44:04 am
Also, you're forgetting that the pharmaceuticals you're taking are "dirty drugs", it would be stupid to correlate a side effect to a certain neurotransmitter that your AD releases, because not only are there multiple adrenergic receptors which get hit with various efficacies, there are also possibly subclinical alterations in GABA, ion transport, long term potentiation. nobody really fucking knows what these drugs do or why they help, we assumed at one point SSRIs are the answer from the serotonin theory, but in reality a psychoactive chemical may also be producing alterations that only occur on a relatively larger scale in the brain
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Post by: John Smith on October 05, 2014, 02:53:32 am
I'm scared. Hold me.
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 05, 2014, 05:04:42 am
I'm scared. Hold me.
*holds*
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Post by: Lanny on October 05, 2014, 05:21:48 am
you'll catch something doing that.

also, gollumkip == real gollum?
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Post by: John Smith on October 05, 2014, 05:57:08 am
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 06:01:34 am
and before this realization you were oblivious to these things, weren't you? you're slowly learning to socialize through the internet and you're having your existential crisis and personal fable at 25 or something instead of 15
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 06:09:33 am
asdsd
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Post by: RisiR on October 05, 2014, 10:45:17 am
Bye guys.  :)
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Post by: WS on October 05, 2014, 01:57:15 pm
My aunt roll up the Kush we high now I beat up the twat.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/2001-03_Honda_Civic_Sedan.JPG)
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Post by: equanimity on October 05, 2014, 02:10:04 pm
Bye guys.  :)

Where are you going?
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 02:15:40 pm
I made a mean post and I internet apologize for it although it did come from a good place

Malice, I suggest doing anything you can to feel "alive" likely you equate these feelings with physical activity but probably thinking of yourself in the macro human sense coupled with the physical exertion from being "alive" will do good things for you and help you have sex.

I will literally send you $200 worth of bitcoin right now if you promise you'll spent it on a prostitute
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 05, 2014, 02:35:46 pm
a reminder to leave cheap margaritas and mexican food alone

(http://i.imgur.com/VQEIElb.jpg)

You are joking, right?  If that is really you, you need to go burn that restaurant to the ground.  Fucking dirty ass non-hand-washing spic motherfuckers.
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Post by: The Duke on October 05, 2014, 05:33:54 pm
*hugs malice*

I'm fucking hungover. :(
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Post by: RisiR on October 05, 2014, 06:15:24 pm
All right guys. I'm out.

Cya sometime.
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Post by: WS on October 05, 2014, 07:18:08 pm
and before this realization you were oblivious to these things, weren't you? you're slowly learning to socialize through the internet and you're having your existential crisis and personal fable at 25 or something instead of 15

Yeowch.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 05, 2014, 07:32:08 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/DyWFbac.gif)
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 05, 2014, 07:40:00 pm
Since Indiana is gay as fuck and will not sell alcohol on sundays, I am forced to go to the bar.  Later.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 05, 2014, 07:55:03 pm
I'm scared. Hold me.
*holds*

FEEEEEEEEEG
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Post by: The Duke on October 05, 2014, 07:57:06 pm
Since Indiana is gay as fuck and will not sell alcohol on sundays, I am forced to go to the bar.  Later.


I'm in Indiana too!
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Post by: Michael Myers on October 05, 2014, 10:06:22 pm
"Read 7000 times"

I am your 7000th reader. Bow to me.
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Post by: John Smith on October 06, 2014, 04:31:54 am
Notes on yesterday: NSI-189-10/4 took 40mg 2x, possibly hyper emotional side effect (depression, crying, thoughts of suicide, feeling of mental unwellness, mild headache in bed, upper back tooth pain), terrible insomnia (9 hours awake in bed, 4 hours of sleep). Next day felt terrible upon waking, as before, but after taking meds/sups may have felt the beginning of depression lifting. Unknown if it would have occurred without this event due to parnate.

Increased emotional response has been a reported side effect, u/MisterYouAreSoDumb described it making him "hyper-emotinal" after about a month.  Not necessarily a bad sign if you were previously emotionally numb, which is a standard symptom of severe depression. Insomnia is a common side effect of parnate, it can go away once you adjust. Going to try switching the NSI to 20mg 3x, I think it will be comparable to to 40mg 2x and more cost effective.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/2i27hz/misstatement_about_efficacy_of_3_x_40_mg_dosing/cky7ga3

Interesting info, a public poll on effects/experiences: http://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/2i2i6s/nsi189_public_poll/

Went outside. Definitely a noticeable improvement. If this is what the trajectory is going to be like, it's some pretty good stuff.
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Post by: John Smith on October 06, 2014, 05:31:30 am
Unrelated, imagine the porn software that could be produced!

http://www.roadtovr.com/sightline-dev-creates-incredible-holographic-user-interface-powered-oculus-rift-leap-motion/
http://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/2i09p8/stateoftheart_cgi_say_hello_to_hyperrealistic_ed/
Along with a hands free masturbation device, which have been created.

Sitting in a chair while a hyper-realistic perfect ass rides you, along with automated masturbation. This is the future, soon the difference between IRL and virtual sex will be diminished, particularly once cost of acquisition is taken into account.

you'll catch something doing that.

also, gollumkip == real gollum?

The love bug? It's the real gollum.

Are you still upset about that time I showed you up? I want to know, what where you planning on saying when I got there and saw that you weren't a girl?

I made a mean post and I internet apologize for it although it did come from a good place

Malice, I suggest doing anything you can to feel "alive" likely you equate these feelings with physical activity but probably thinking of yourself in the macro human sense coupled with the physical exertion from being "alive" will do good things for you and help you have sex.

I will literally send you $200 worth of bitcoin right now if you promise you'll spent it on a prostitute

Aw, it's alright. I absolutely hate hearing people tell others to man up or get over it. Usually it's because they've been fortunate enough to never have experienced those problems themselves, or they've experienced grief and don't understand that it's different than clinical depression.

Your brain can be unhealthy, malformed, just like any other part of your body. Genetic variation effects everything, including the brain. There's so much evidence for a biological, genetic basis of disorders. For example, with anxiety, is it really so hard to imagine that someone could have a defect in their GABAergic system? Or that someone with ADD could have a defect of the dopaminergic system? You can't just "man up", "get over" that and have all your problems solved, although that's not to say you're necessarily completely helpless and shouldn't try to improve with CBT. Unfortunately the majority of people know nothing about this and insist on forming an opinion on everything, as if the world can't live without it. It's as if saying "I don't know" or "I don't have an opinion, I don't feel I've read or know enough to feel confident forming one" are the most terrifying things in the world, and instead every jackass has to pretend to be knowledgeable about everything so others will have a positive impression of them, and unfortunately it works because people are fucking idiots!

It makes me sick when I see people make assumptions about others and reveal that they're incapable of the most basic critical thought. Someone's walking strangely and they laugh, as if they're doing it on purpose for fun or to look cool, or they're just too stupid to walk right. How are some people so goddamn stupid to not consider that they could have a disability? It's even worse with psychiatric disorders. Unfortunately this behavior may have a disgusting evolutionary basis, and even children display it. The theory is, and many other animals engage in this much more overtly, that ostracizing, driving out, the weak and deformed improved the fitness of the herd/group by driving out others that would otherwise weigh them down. Absolutely disgusting. In the wild it's been found that for twins it's unusually common for only one to survive, and the reason is because mother's neglect and abandon the weaker one to focus their efforts on the one that is most likely to survive and reproduce. Newborns will kill and eat one of their littermates if they're born malformed, disabled. I've seen a lead stallion walk up to a newborn foal showing difficulty walking well past the time they're normally able to, grab it by its neck and slam it against the ground until dead. Selfish genes. I remember when I was very young my mother telling me that she felt a lot of embarrassment/shame whenever she went out with me, and I never even did anything! Apparently my basic demeanor was enough to warrant that. What a great thing to say to a child, it did wonders for my self-confidence and image.

You're actually the third person to offer to buy me a hooker. Sometime within the last few days, for the first time, I thought "You know, maybe hiring a prostitute wouldn't be so bad."

It would have made for a good thread on Zoklet, but it's not going to change anything and would just leave me feeling empty inside. With the right one, maybe it would be a nice experience, nothing profound, but among prostitutes the chance is probably pretty low. I'm sure the profession tends to change you for the worse. It's not about sex, without any emotional connection sex is really a very simple act. Blowjobs seem pretty cool, but it probably wouldn't be worth it with a condom and I'm sure as hell not risking anything, particularly around here. Most people here probably won't believe me, and it's perfectly reasonable, but it's not about sex. Anyone could get laid! Just look at how pathetic a large percentage of the population is, and yet they still manage to have multiple relationships and eventually get married. It's a delusion to think you couldn't find someone.

It may sound silly, and I'm not romanticizing it or putting anything on a...*ahem* pedestal, but if I ever lose my virginity I want the first time to be special and with someone I have an emotional connection to, really feel something for. Casual relationships just aren't for me, and if those are what some people favor, I can see why they wouldn't understand this. First times are special, there's novelty, the first time you've experienced something. I don't want to waste it on something that doesn't mean anything and isn't even particularly enjoyable, I'm not an animal, in my normal state I have almost no sex drive and don't look at women with lust in my eyes, because there are pretty faces and bodies everywhere and there's not much to them, they're never something I remember.

*hugs malice*

I'm fucking hungover. :(

I felt like such fucking shit yesterday and when I woke up. I don't know how people deal with regular hangovers. Thank god I don't suffer from chronic pain or have a serious disease, those people have my pity for the suffering they must endure, I don't blame them if it beats them down.

a reminder to leave cheap margaritas and mexican food alone

(http://i.imgur.com/VQEIElb.jpg)

I remember that some time ago on Zoklet you told us you had passed out on the toilet while shitting and finished on the floor. I was disappointed that you hadn't posted a picture, but, good god man, that is foul. I don't want to think about what the smell and cleanup was like. If I ever build or remodel a home/base of operations for myself I'm going to have a bathroom with tilted floors and a drain in the center so I can just hose everything down.
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 06, 2014, 05:37:14 am
I'm in Indiana too!

 :tup:
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Post by: John Smith on October 06, 2014, 05:44:30 am
My mental breakdown occurred earlier in the year when I took a combination of drugs with shrooms, trying to create the perfect experience, and didn't show them the respect they deserved. I had mild depersonalization afterward for some time, and have wondered if I never fully came out of it. I remember taking amphetamine and it just wouldn't work, I took a dose much higher than I had before, it sent my heart rate up, but I just didn't feel it, it was nothing like before when it always worked and worked well. I thought of this recently and it made me fear that if whatever changed hasn't been fixed, the parnate will never work, and neither will anything else worth using.

Even before that, there was this trip I wrote about: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=261029

I wonder how different things would be if I hadn't fought it. While miserable and insomniac last night I thought, something I've felt before, thought about how I've had a feeling that I might need to go back and work through unresolved issues, wondered whether this is the case. I really want to try LSD, mescaline, and DMT eventually, but not in this state. I'm going to promise myself not to until I form at least one relationship, friendship or otherwise.

Oh, and I want to start up my goal of playing through every great old game ever created that's still worth playing. I've read entire lists of games released for multiple consoles and it's amazing how few of them are. I completely forgot about the PS1 emulator I downloaded a long time ago, I want to start with that right now and make a list of games.
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Post by: Lanny on October 06, 2014, 06:19:28 am
Are you still upset about that time I showed you up? I want to know, what where you planning on saying when I got there and saw that you weren't a girl?

No longer upset. I was going to say hi, maybe bullshit for a bit if you didn't run in terror, and then head back to see the shitty crustpunk bands that were there.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 06, 2014, 10:03:37 am
Damn, "The Blacklist" just keeps getting better n better.  I'd say it's like Burn Notice meets Die Hard

I also like how there are 22 episodes a season
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: reject on October 06, 2014, 11:13:44 am
300ug LSD was the most beautiful experience in my life.
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Post by: John Smith on October 06, 2014, 02:23:22 pm
Oh shit, I think it's kicking in. My goal is to trigger sustained long-term hypomania.

I'm going to lie in bed and think about the possibilities the Oculus rift holds. What current games and genres would be most enjoyable, and unique possibilities. I will never go outside again as long as I can help it, this world can go to hell.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 06, 2014, 02:24:06 pm
dumbass
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Post by: splooge gook on October 06, 2014, 02:27:18 pm
since you're likely autistic do you have any non-verbal abilities that you're bizarrely good at? why don't you use one of those skills to make something really cool and sell it?
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Post by: splooge gook on October 06, 2014, 02:34:51 pm
http://games.lumosity.com/memory_matrix.html

how far can you get into this? i start fucking up around 8-9 tiles
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Post by: splooge gook on October 06, 2014, 02:50:04 pm
btw, malice, when you switch antidepressants or whatever self-experiment you're currently undertaking, besides just comparing your cognitive abiltities on basic tests before/after and describing every minute change you've experienced, you should also take something like the Hamilton Depression Scale or Beck Depression Inventory once every few weeks. then you'll be able to correlate whatever regiment you're on with reduction in HAM-D/BDI scores, see what is the most efficacious, and how you compile how you feel in your mind now has a numerical value.

this is also how they compare antidepressant medications to placebo in patients

http://www.med.navy.mil/sites/NMCP2/PatientServices/SleepClinicLab/Documents/Beck_Depression_Inventory.pdf

dr. schplew in the house. i prescribe you to fill in this questionnaire every 2 weeks at approximately the same time. then if you switch antidepressants at some point, or are deciding which antidepressant to go back on, you'll have numerical data on your mood state from that period.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 06, 2014, 02:55:54 pm
My goal is to trigger sustained long-term hypomania.

vyvanse + xanax XR
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Post by: splooge gook on October 06, 2014, 03:03:11 pm
If it's any comfort, I'd also say you're significantly less "broken" than users like nero, IWD, blunderstar, mayweather, zek, etc

You (try) to maintain a realistic image of yourself, which any intelligent person goes through at some point. They go through the realization that they're probably a loser, and eventually they come to terms with that and appreciate the things they can do, versus being pounded down by what you assume is the "correct" way a person can be.

You have a distinct advantage over these posters because the way you've reacted to this is viewing your situation logically (albeit misguided) and trying to improve yourself (slightly less misguided). Those other posters were never even able to get to this point. They took one look at who they really are and are now spending years stuck in grandiose egomania because they literally just aren't strong enough to accept that they're human and not unique. They may be stuck like this forever. Hopefully, you are intelligent enough not to be.
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Post by: Lanny on October 06, 2014, 03:32:38 pm
Oh shit, I think it's kicking in. My goal is to trigger sustained long-term hypomania.

I'm going to lie in bed and think about the possibilities the Oculus rift holds. What current games and genres would be most enjoyable, and unique possibilities. I will never go outside again as long as I can help it, this world can go to hell.

You know they're already selling dev kits to the public right? Why don't you buy one. If you don't feel like being a lazy shit you could build something for it and if you do you can at least occupy yourself with the tech demos and stuff that are available now.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 06, 2014, 03:51:38 pm
I hate making good posts, what a waste of time
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Post by: RisiR on October 06, 2014, 07:32:15 pm
Splooge, your posts changed my life. Thank you.

 

 

Facebook will make your life fucking hell once it's out. I guarantee you that. The virtual world is a terrible place just like the real world.

Do a shamanistic Ibogaine therapy. Seriously.
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Post by: 1337 on October 06, 2014, 10:12:32 pm
Man Lanny is pissing me off. Hey faggot, how about you gtfo of our clique.

Hehehe post 69.
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Post by: Lanny on October 06, 2014, 10:20:42 pm
fuck the police, I'm staying
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Post by: Piles of Crack on October 06, 2014, 10:50:54 pm
Since Indiana is gay as fuck and will not sell alcohol on sundays, I am forced to go to the bar.  Later.

You should drive 500 miles out of state for a 6 pack like The Duke
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on October 07, 2014, 12:46:13 am
Richard Sherman just got fuckin burned and embarrassed by DeSean Jackson for a 60yrd TD.
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Post by: WS on October 07, 2014, 03:08:17 am
Since Indiana is gay as fuck and will not sell alcohol on sundays, I am forced to go to the bar.  Later.

You should drive 500 miles out of state for a 6 pack like The Duke


Tallboy*


also, lol
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Post by: WS on October 07, 2014, 03:08:46 am
Richard Sherman just got fuckin burned and embarrassed by DeSean Jackson for a 60yrd TD.

Ol SPORTS ass nigga.
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Post by: John Smith on October 07, 2014, 04:49:41 am
For sploo only, please don't bother reading this, you'll be pissed at having wasted time. Just learn to glance over things, it's what I eventually made a habit of doing when Count and Midnight talked about cars. Rational ignorance. I warned you.

Spoiler
since you're likely autistic do you have any non-verbal abilities that you're bizarrely good at? why don't you use one of those skills to make something really cool and sell it?

Oh, an edit, because I think it's important to say this first and now: Schplew, your estimate of being 90-95% sure of being more intelligent is probably right. I'd say 80% at a minimum, a liberal estimate. You are more intelligent than I am, IWD is more intelligent than I am, and it's probably by a large margin. Of course raw processing power isn't everything. 150 IQ, GED at 26, dysfunctional life; 150 IQ, failed 10th grade twice, dysfunctional life. *elbow nudge* I only jest. And I'm even worse, I've never denied it. We're all dysfunctional here. There are a few things that would leave a chance of surpassing, but I wouldn't count on them. I've experienced a wide range, fluctuation, in cognitive ability, the multitude of things causing a detrimental effect, which may have a few common roots, and it's possible I'm an unusually slow developer, a development lag has been seen in those in ADD and autism. Example: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2012/07/120730094822.htm
It's very possible, even likely, that I've caused irreparable damage, but with drugs and what the future may hold, there might be hope.

Let me tell you a story: In high school, due to various things, like literally never speaking unless necessary, then hiding in the bathroom whenever I had a gap between classes, vandalism like drawing swastikas around the school, and eventually writing KKK (small) on the space underneath a desk where you'd put your stuff, they searched  my backpack and I forgot I had some sort of dry small school book with some drawings meant for children about some shit that I had written disturbing and offensive things in and planned to leave somewhere. If I could go back in time I'd have walked the fuck out of there when they'd asked to invade my privacy, one of the things that has infuriated me the most, or a smarter option would have been to pretend I was about to it was an emergency and was about to piss/shit myself, and literally sprinted to the bathroom or some other place where I could dump stuff and have plausible deniability. They had already made me meet with a psychologist around once a year or so, pretty casual and short, I remember one asking me once what my interests were, what I read/watched/enjoyed, something like that, mentioning a few things (Do you like reading about x, x,) the as if it was just casual, something like *noticeable short pause* "violence?" Well, forward, my sophomore or senior year I was having a meeting which included the principal, blonde White with short hair (neither attractive or ugly), who was ex-military, a higher up ranking with authority over others (she didn't seem like a hardass though, laid back and casual enough) told me that I was the most self-destructive person she had ever met. It's interesting that someone in her position, considering the amount and kinds of people she had met, the years she had lived, considered me worst above all in this regard. It's true, and at the time I think I had unrealistic views of what I would do in the future, my capabilities, along with just being a mess regardless of whether I wanted to, but I now wonder if subconsciously I knew what I was doing and really did have a drive towards self-destruction, which could have been triggered by social ostracism/alienation, or a hatred of the world I had been born into.

There's interesting information about autism and schizophrenia and sensory gating. Schizophrenia sucks, but on the autism spectrum individuals can essentially receive data from the external world that is "less filtered". This can have benefits.

Actually, I also need to say that, surprisingly, I know hardly anything about autism. More than the average person, because people don't fucking read, but my level of knowledge is pretty basic. I guess that for most of my life I didn't really care about it. My view was that the diagnosis wasn't necessarily very valuable information if it isn't able to tell me exactly what is different about my brain/endocrine system than others. My view has changed, though. To illustrate, if you are Black, one data point, and it's known that Blacks can afflicted with a disorder that seems to cause x symptoms, yet it's unknown via what mechanism, it's still the best information you have available and should factor that into your decisions. So if you meet the symptoms and it's the best explanation you can find, treatment should be considered. But there's just so much possible variation, biological/genetic variation.

Looked through my history, I think I was looking for information on differences in the hippocampus in autistic individuals to see if there was any plausible mechanism that would cause NSI to have different effects: http://www.healthline.com/health-news/mental-oxytocin-levels-may-explain-autistic-issues-080913

The drawback can be with sensory overload, the outside world and social environments feeling overwhelming. On the other hand it may increase the ability to make connections that most wouldn't see. I do seem to have an unusually good memory in some regards, but it's not necessarily valuable information. Makes me worry that it could lead to clutter. For example: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/01/140120090415.htm "The human brain works slower in old age," says Ramscar, "but only because we have stored more information over time." Worrying, very worrying, although it's possible I place undue importance (from a rational perspective, it's really more biologically based, evolution and humans being social creatures) on certain things like message boards, because this is my community, social environment, whereas others would form memories from face to face social interaction. Then again, those memories could and probably will eventually be overwritten, particularly considering I  rarely think about the past or place emotional importance on anything, and think about the enormous amount of literature some people read.

I've thought about why I've developed the way I have, and some key factors were probably ADD (which I may not longer have, inability sustain focus may have been cause by something other than genes, although I still have a preference for switching between many items rather than sustaining focus for long periods) as opposed to monomania (http://westhunt.wordpress.com/2013/11/27/focus/), which caused my to develop a wide knowledge base rather than specializing or gathering information from a much smaller number of sources, which could cause people to miss key information, although there can absolutely be a strong benefit to specialization, ah.., no I definitely don't think it's for me. If you need a specialist, you can hire one, or learn what you need. Only problem would be in the case where no one else could know about something, but that could be dealt with, and you're always going to face the reality that you're a limited human being, just one person, and can't do everything yourself.

Along with social isolation and blunted affect.
For the first, if you don't spend time chattering about inane nonsense you have much more time to think and read, and you also have less of an effect from group biases, humans being strongly influenced by social factors. I never aligned myself with any groups or felt shame about my thoughts, so I was able to analyze everything as an outsider and was unafraid of any topic that others would have strong emotional aversion to.

Second, thinking vs feeling. Hard heads, hard hearts, soft hearts, soft heads is the way it usually goes. Cold rational analysis.

I think that's it. I found this in one of my text files, a list of disorders I probably have: autism, add, anxiety, irritability/feeling of hatred towards humans, no experience of empathy, low testosterone, depression, blunted affect, schizoid, possible psychopathy

But why don't I apply myself and make something cool? Worldview, at the core. I've genuinely never been aware of a career that I had interest in, that I would enjoy and there really isn't much I think I could do with money, I don't want anything particularly expensive and don't think I could buy joy. I mean, I suppose that rationally it would help you prepare for the future and better your life, but it's like being excited over eating healthy and exercising. You could fund things, try to change the world, but I'll get to that later. Super-villain? That would be fun, but what does it amount to, if pleasure is your goal, from a rational perspective, there are likely more optimal ways to acquire it. Proving yourself and becoming famous, there's definite allure, but I think it's largely biologically rooted. Then there's all the disorders you'd have to work through, severe depression and being anergic, not deriving pleasure, people being what drives others and allows them to function well, maintaining focus for long periods (months, years) on a goal and going through with things, having the courage, confidence and drive.

But even beyond that you could attempt to be a pure rationalist and just end up practically a computer or comatose, not seeing a point to anything. And we're all just limited single beings, as I said, the world will go on just fine without us and it's extremely unlikely that any one person if someone that would have changed the world. Now, you may bring up inventions, but this is misleading: People often seem to have the base view as if if someone who invented something was never born it would never have been created or there would have been a major delay. Absolutely false, the vast majority of development is generally cumulative or serendipitous, This discovery is made, this information available, and the next logical step is this. In most cases many major inventions were actually being developed by multiple people at damn near the same time, sometimes in multiple places in the world, but someone files the patent first, becomes known for it, and they get all the fame and credit. In reality there are very very few true prodigies that the world be a loss at if they had never existed, and with billions of people on earth you could view things as a probability game. I have no interest in being a cog and it would give me no joy.

Now, other than hard science contributions, what about changing people, trying to significantly alter the course of history in a positive manner? Not gonna happen, absolute waste of time. Even if you went the route of political assassinations, there's a good chance things could just end up even worse, and it's not as if everyone's suddenly going to change their mind and agree with you, if you're even correct. Business, revolutionizing some aspect of society? Like the above, would most likely happen without you. Raising awareness of something, of an idea, a possibility? This holds more promise. What I mean is, picture going to Ivy League schools and enthralling a hall of students with an idea many or most weren't aware of, at least the ones that matter, that are in relevant fields or cut out for them. Once again it's a probability game and you'd be increasing the chance of someone making a major contribution, having more people work in a field, towards a goal. Better have some damn good charisma, though, or hire someone that does. Then there's the massive social and business networking, dealing with people. Yeah, that's not for me. And maybe the impact would be insignificant, since people have proclivities towards certain things due to intrinsic factors. Maybe the people that actually matter would have become aware of, worked towards whatever, regardless of whether or not you had said anything. We have the bloody internet now, it's not as if information is difficult or costly to acquire.

So basically I am insignificant in the grand scheme of things, as far as I can see, the world will get on just fine without me, I don't give a shit about being known or remember, in fact, I would be pissed if I was because it would cause more people to annoy me, and I don't care about proving anything. I'm either going to sit back and prepare for the singularity, improve my biological vessel, or commit the perfect cryogenic suicide, "Dying to live". But it's fully possible that a person like me, with this rare combination of qualities and who has no moral qualms with any act, could do something to really change the world in the direction I would like, my ultimate goal being the singularity, and I just haven't thought about it.

Jesus fuck, my regimen is turning me into IWD. The parnate anxiety seems to be gone, I functioned much better outside yesterday. Anyway, you tell me sploo, what do you think I should do? Can you think of any way, regardless of how outlandish it may seem, that I could change the world? I should do some thinking and make a list.

What do you want to do with your life? I remember the vitality of youth I had, the youthful naivety and dreams. It's a good time to dream, before life tears you down.
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Post by: John Smith on October 07, 2014, 05:20:21 am
Have this coming in. Good price, only think I'm looking forward to. https://liftmode.com/phenibut-fine-crystal-granules-200-grams-7-05-oz-99-8-pure.html

http://www.reddit.com/r/Steroidsourcetalk/
Who would have thought Reddit would actually become good for this and cool enough to allow it.

Was looking for HcG and found a great online pharmacy that has things AllDayChemist doesn't, things you need a prescription for. But now I have this problem: What else do I buy? I mean, if you had access to a fully stocked pharmacy and weren't interested in getting high (there are better places for that), what would you buy? To have in a medical/emergency kit, or to improve your health? Is there anything particularly cool?

Anti-hypertensive, serotonin antagonist, seroquel, topical analgesic, maybe lidocaine, oh, I could experiment with something that effects melanin (part of my plan to become White, aesthetically), antibiotic. Pretty boring list.
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Post by: aldra on October 07, 2014, 05:24:56 am
no

phenibut is HORRIBLE

I strongly un-suggest using that, and if you do, be very wary of rebound/withdrawal. I have like 200 grams of the stuff I haven't touched in the 2-3 years since I bought it.
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Post by: John Smith on October 07, 2014, 05:32:28 am
http://www.singularityweblog.com/ken-hayworth-preserve-your-brain/

There's an interview with Alcor where they walk them through the entire process. It's not hard to figure out, I know the perfect way to commit suicide. Brain only preservation doesn't have to be that expensive, there's a company in Europe that does it for a relatively low price, and costs should come down even further in the future. If I were ever terminally ill or at the end of my rope, this would be the method I would choose. You'd have a second chance at life.

You know they're already selling dev kits to the public right? Why don't you buy one. If you don't feel like being a lazy shit you could build something for it and if you do you can at least occupy yourself with the tech demos and stuff that are available now.

Duh! I don't want it because it isn't good enough, I want the consumer version. Demos aren't enough.

Build something for it? I don't have the background and I'm just one person. You know how long that would take.

no

phenibut is HORRIBLE

I strongly un-suggest using that, and if you do, be very wary of rebound/withdrawal. I have like 200 grams of the stuff I haven't touched in the 2-3 years since I bought it.

I'm not stupid enough to use it every day and/or at high doses. Some of us have self control. If you're referring to the effects, there can be wide variation in the response to drugs because there's biological/genetic variation.

I bought 500mg of etizolam a long time ago and rarely used it until recently, sitting right next to my computer. I've never had a problem with drugs.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 07, 2014, 05:42:13 am
 :) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :o 8) ??? :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'( :roll:


these emoticons Suck
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: aldra on October 07, 2014, 05:43:31 am
neither did I, that stuff was bad after a week or two of moderate daily use. regardless, it tastes horrid too so account for that, considering you'll probably be using half to a gram.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 07, 2014, 05:53:00 am
aldra who are you?


we all know how moderate malice's drug use is...that etizolam will last him forever.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 07, 2014, 07:30:05 am
Can't wait to try 4-OH-MET  >:(

Couple of weeks before first trial now  :mad:

Thanksgiving I intend to Gun Lover that shit
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 07, 2014, 07:36:40 am
beware of kidney pain.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 07, 2014, 07:38:01 am
beware of kidney pain.

yeah I'm not going to megadose on the scale he did 4-AcO cause I know the side effects start to get to be too much after about 40-50mg

I'm gonna do first trials at 30mg and go from there
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Post by: aldra on October 07, 2014, 09:32:14 am
aldra who are you?\

auschwitz

it's kind of funny that my first username on totse was malice, and that lasted all of... 50 posts?
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Post by: splooge gook on October 07, 2014, 11:36:06 am
(http://i.imgur.com/df9YuYD.png)

my medication makes me go blue and faint once or twice a week, i guess the reaction makes sense because stomach Ph, gonna go back to my doc i guess? thanks
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Post by: John Smith on October 07, 2014, 04:30:56 pm
sploo...no, that isn't normal, it's very worrying, in fact. If I was your mother it would cause me to dwell on mortality and the suffering humans can endure, but you's trollin, not boxxy.

Something very visual without significant headfuck, that's exactly what I should try.
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Post by: RisiR on October 07, 2014, 07:04:18 pm
Can't wait to try 4-OH-MET  >:(

Couple of weeks before first trial now  :mad:

Thanksgiving I intend to Gun Lover that shit
I once eyeball mega dosed 4-HO-MET, on a benzo binge with 50 n2o cartridges. It was actually quite underwhelming considering the amount of drugs that were consumed.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 07, 2014, 07:14:50 pm
Been hearing some good things about the Pioneer SP-PK52FS speakers, starting to look at them and possibly a Yamaha receiver to go with the TV
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Post by: Zero on October 07, 2014, 10:24:51 pm
Where is Panny and 888?
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Post by: Brain surgeon on October 07, 2014, 10:42:24 pm
Fuck if I know where panny got off to, but triple johns been posting in here. Just a couple pages back if I'm not mistaken.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on October 08, 2014, 04:35:19 am
"Is there a mild prolonged earthquake occurring, which could possibly signal a larger on coming, possibly "the big one", or maybe yellowstone if it hasn't been disproven as being a significant risk factor, or am I just high?"

To be honest part of me feels excited and hope it's a good strong long lasting earthquake. Ah, brings to mind the Japanese tsunami. There is some incredible footage, and there's just an exhilaration you don't get anywhere else when your fellow citizens are in danger, the normal relative stability of a society destroyed, swept away by an incredible force of nature. Actual struggle against physical reality that could easily bring death, the forces of the world, which is no longer present for most of those in first world countries, at least not in the same genuine way, rather usually an imitation of it, a safe version, or due to their own stupidity.
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Post by: Lanny on October 08, 2014, 04:50:40 am
I like how the socially awkward think that in some post apocalyptic world they're going to become appreciated for their real talent. Protip: It's large impersonal societies that have enabled you to survive with minimal social skills. Integration into a tight knit community was the difference between life and death for the majority of your ancestors and will be again in the case of societal collapse.
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Post by: John Smith on October 08, 2014, 06:21:42 am
Not me, I just think it would be fun. I could always move, I have nothing tying me down and not much that can't be replaced or given away. I could probably fit all my necessary possessions in a single refrigerator box. But I don't necessarily want total collapse, just some looting, fires, and violence at least. The LA riots were a beautiful moments, incredible footage.


Oh, Black people.
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Post by: Xlite on October 08, 2014, 06:36:27 am
I like how the socially awkward think that in some post apocalyptic world they're going to become appreciated for their real talent.

What talent?
Obviously there will be a few unique individuals with actual skills, but the majority of social let-downs are just useless leachers.  I doubt they would live long, unless perhaps they could survive isolation somewhere far away from other people.

Honestly i think i would do better by myself.  I wouldn't want the responsibility that comes with having people around you, especially if you are better fit for survival than them.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 08, 2014, 07:31:59 am
Lunar eclipse this mawn'

It's raining here tho
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Post by: Zero on October 08, 2014, 07:54:01 am
Up all night with my screaming new born, i feel dead but looking at that cute face of his makes it all worth it.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 08, 2014, 07:55:48 am
i wanna slit ur throt and fuk the wound i wunna put my face in n feel the sploge
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Post by: John Smith on October 08, 2014, 08:08:17 am
2:06 here right now, with 3:27 being a good time to go out and view the moon. I'll use it as an excuse to stay up.

Up all night with my screaming new born, i feel dead but looking at that cute face of his makes it all worth it.

Don't you ever just get the urge to grab it by its ankles and slam it against a wall?
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Post by: splooge gook on October 08, 2014, 08:17:05 am
Was your reasoning for a visual-heavy drug to improve your visual abilities?

>implying it works that way

Just play tetris and lrn2draw

How often do you listen to music? If you spend 100$ of your vitamin money to buy a shitty squire bass maybe you'll unleash your inner savant, considering your ability to store large amounts of information. this will also improve coordination between the left and right hemispheres of the brain. a thing i've been experimenting with recently is covering up one eye at a time with an eyepatch for a little while before alternating. I do this because it's causing me to block out half of my visual field and strengthen the eye's relation with the occipital lobe. i may also try this with earplugs just out of curiosity. no idea if it actually does anything but it seems plausible in theory.

i would recommend you to get a pet to take care of that you will neither drug or molest. preferably something like a dog, it might  improve your ability to empathize (or at least pretend to care for others) over time.

DXM is a pretty big mindfuck but that's only temporary and it's very visual heavy. less colorful but very 3 dimensional, which is my drawing style and also what i prefer. it doesn't seem to be particularly toxic, may share some antidepressant effects with ketamine, has caused me to come to various "insights" about myself, and it'll likely become your DOC if your ever tried it, just considering your personality.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 08, 2014, 10:02:00 am
Was your reasoning for a visual-heavy drug to improve your visual abilities?

No, it's just that shrooms kicked his ass once
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on October 08, 2014, 10:18:13 am
Been busy spreading rumors about people at work having Ebola
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Post by: John Smith on October 08, 2014, 10:46:34 am
No, it's just that shrooms kicked his ass once

I just want to see pretty things, ease into it. At the right moment during the trip onset I'm going to say out loud "Show me something beautiful." and hopefully it will influence the trip.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 08, 2014, 06:54:29 pm
Fuck you Montezuma
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Post by: CountBlah on October 08, 2014, 07:44:19 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/mf9KS6K.png)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on October 08, 2014, 07:45:07 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/uovNnfh.png)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 09, 2014, 01:04:30 am
(https://elysianhunter.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/dog-shit.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on October 09, 2014, 04:48:43 am
Here's an interesting thing to think about: http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/oct/05/laboratory-penises-test-on-men

If you could have a perfect replacement penis attached, with no significant risk (you could always try again, as bizarre as that may seem), full functionality and sensitivity, would you? Let's say they were able to make it any size they wanted, you could have it thicker, longer, straight, curved up/downward to some degree, lighter or tanner, the surgery was easy, quick, and cheap.

Augmentation. Given the stupidity and crudeness of the human race, this would probably be the first procedure to receive wide interest. It's a choice people will eventually have to make if all goes well, and it's going to be interesting to see the effect it has: http://deusex.wikia.com/wiki/Mechanical_augmentation
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on October 09, 2014, 04:56:42 am
Fucking insane. Anyone remember that laser procedure to turn brown eyes blue I mentioned in my plan to become aesthetically White?

https://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome-psyapi2&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8&q=blue%20eyes%20laser%20surgery

Quote
If your eyes are already blue, you can make them lighter. Also if you are changing your eye color from brown to blue, you can leave a ring of brown pigment (around the pupil or the outer perimeter). This will make your pupil looks larger, and your eyes will look similar to the eyes of the girl on the picture.

(http://readpure.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sharbat-gula-eyes.jpg)

Aw, sweet, I didn't know they could create a limbal ring. Definitely getting that. The eyes of a demon.

Eventually it could become like LASIK. Will start around 5K in the US and prices should fall like they did with LASIK, depending on how the intellectual property and licensing effects it. I'd take a quick trip out of the US to get it cheaper and sooner, they have some good for profit hospitals in Mexico that cater to medical tourists.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 09, 2014, 07:02:15 am
What a nightmare of a commute.  Rain pouring down so hard visibility was all but nil.  Also more than enough hydroplaning  >:(
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Post by: John Smith on October 09, 2014, 09:24:27 am
Order from Hard Rhino was scheduled for the 8th, but tracking shows it went from a USPS facility in this city, where it's supposed to be delivered, to a place I've never heard of before 20 miles north of here overnight, post office then facility. I don't think I've ever seen this happen before.

A large amount of glycine, magnesium glycinate, sucralose. I wonder if they're inspecting/testing it. Maybe something I wrote was flagged by the NSA, that large response I wrote contained the phrase "political assassinations". Well, fuck it, if I'm already on a list I'm already on one. In fact, I wonder if in this situation it would be better to make things even worse in order to trigger a review by an actual human and get removed once they see there's no threat. Amusingly my insulin syringes and phenibut got here just fine.

The beginning of the end:

(http://i.imgur.com/lYiHKM9.jpg)
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Post by: John Smith on October 09, 2014, 12:05:54 pm
http://games.lumosity.com/memory_matrix.html

how far can you get into this? i start fucking up around 8-9 tiles

Forgot about this. I remembered once before, but then forgot about it again.

(http://i.imgur.com/66XG3IJ.jpg)

First attempt. Accidentally clicked a wrong tile once. I seem to start fucking up around 9, nothing special. Edit: 11/2875 on second. Second edit: I took another hit before my third attempt, then didn't do as well and got discouraged, acknowledged that I may have gone past optimal, and gave up. I don't know if I did (nicotine), it's more about not liking the feeling of bumping up against natural limits. I feel I should resist aspieing out over it, I have some urge to.

I don't know how well I could do, I sure as hell don't feel optimal right now (specifically at this moment). Took a bit of nicotine before it, but I'd be a hell of a lot better on a stimulant/ADD med and some caffeine. I wish the MAOI I'm taking would fully kick in already.

There's definitely a strategic element. Just look at the strategies used in memory championships. In this case it's mainly chunking and pattern recognition/creation AFAIK. Clicking as fast as accurately possible and doing the hardest chunks to remember first should be obvious. Luck is obviously a factor since some patterns are easier to memorize than others, so you could get a high score just by being lucky, which I don't like. I can also see a sort of after image, at least up to a certain point, but I don't know if it's due to the color change or if it just feels like an after image.

Oh, this may be perfect for you. I found this years ago and it was addicting and tons of fun, trying to get my scores as high as possible, creating strategies, trying to optimize my actions/behavior as much as possible, seeing how I compare to others and what I particularly stand out at, what my natural strengths might be. The games and interface are great, best I've found, and it's free: www.cambridgebrainsciences.com
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Post by: bling bling on October 09, 2014, 04:22:09 pm
reddit GTFO faggot
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 10, 2014, 07:27:14 am
finally, phenmetrazine analogues are hitting market
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Post by: Rizzo in a box on October 10, 2014, 11:02:25 am
http://games.lumosity.com/memory_matrix.html

how far can you get into this? i start fucking up around 8-9 tiles

Forgot about this. I remembered once before, but then forgot about it again.

(http://i.imgur.com/66XG3IJ.jpg)

First attempt. Accidentally clicked a wrong tile once. I seem to start fucking up around 9, nothing special. Edit: 11/2875 on second. Second edit: I took another hit before my third attempt, then didn't do as well and got discouraged, acknowledged that I may have gone past optimal, and gave up. I don't know if I did (nicotine), it's more about not liking the feeling of bumping up against natural limits. I feel I should resist aspieing out over it, I have some urge to.

I don't know how well I could do, I sure as hell don't feel optimal right now (specifically at this moment). Took a bit of nicotine before it, but I'd be a hell of a lot better on a stimulant/ADD med and some caffeine. I wish the MAOI I'm taking would fully kick in already.

There's definitely a strategic element. Just look at the strategies used in memory championships. In this case it's mainly chunking and pattern recognition/creation AFAIK. Clicking as fast as accurately possible and doing the hardest chunks to remember first should be obvious. Luck is obviously a factor since some patterns are easier to memorize than others, so you could get a high score just by being lucky, which I don't like. I can also see a sort of after image, at least up to a certain point, but I don't know if it's due to the color change or if it just feels like an after image.

Oh, this may be perfect for you. I found this years ago and it was addicting and tons of fun, trying to get my scores as high as possible, creating strategies, trying to optimize my actions/behavior as much as possible, seeing how I compare to others and what I particularly stand out at, what my natural strengths might be. The games and interface are great, best I've found, and it's free: www.cambridgebrainsciences.com

luminosity is fucking shit
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 10, 2014, 11:05:47 am
(http://i.imgur.com/mf9KS6K.png)

did you make this? lol
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Post by: Rizzo in a box on October 10, 2014, 11:07:35 am
hahahaha that is from 4reddit for sure.
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Post by: Zero on October 10, 2014, 01:40:03 pm
£1253. Man i love Fridays , awwwwww yeah!
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 10, 2014, 07:53:04 pm
That's it, I've had it with fucking tweekers vandalizing my vehicles looking for fucking dope money.  Can't believe what one of these shitstains did to my truck.

I'm tempted to lie in wait with a gun, but they're too unpredictable.  Idk when they come around.  But - if they want dope money so bad, I'll do them one better. 

Someone here with an amphetamine prescription please be so kind as to give me an old script bottle, and a couple emptied capsules.... these scum aren't good enough to be shermsticked with 5F-AMB.  I'm gonna feed them a lethal dose of 2C-P so they can die in psychedelic agony.  God, I hope they sniff it...

Seriously.  FUCK TWEAKERS
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Post by: CountBlah on October 10, 2014, 09:10:43 pm
That's it, I've had it with fucking tweekers vandalizing my vehicles looking for fucking dope money.  Can't believe what one of these shitstains did to my truck.

I'm tempted to lie in wait with a gun, but they're too unpredictable.  Idk when they come around.  But - if they want dope money so bad, I'll do them one better. 

Someone here with an amphetamine prescription please be so kind as to give me an old script bottle, and a couple emptied capsules.... these scum aren't good enough to be shermsticked with 5F-AMB.  I'm gonna feed them a lethal dose of 2C-P so they can die in psychedelic agony.  God, I hope they sniff it...

Seriously.  FUCK TWEAKERS

Sucks man what they do?
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 10, 2014, 09:20:56 pm
That's it, I've had it with fucking tweekers vandalizing my vehicles looking for fucking dope money.  Can't believe what one of these shitstains did to my truck.

I'm tempted to lie in wait with a gun, but they're too unpredictable.  Idk when they come around.  But - if they want dope money so bad, I'll do them one better. 

Someone here with an amphetamine prescription please be so kind as to give me an old script bottle, and a couple emptied capsules.... these scum aren't good enough to be shermsticked with 5F-AMB.  I'm gonna feed them a lethal dose of 2C-P so they can die in psychedelic agony.  God, I hope they sniff it...

Seriously.  FUCK TWEAKERS

Sucks man what they do?

Ripped apart my interior.  Was a fucking unbelievable mess... and they left some old ass rotten tomatoes in there.

They're getting bolder, I've been having issue with them more and more frequently now.  I'm also pretty sure it's the same couple tweekers.  So I'm gonna give them a lesson in not stealing from other people ;)
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Post by: bling bling on October 10, 2014, 09:22:02 pm
That's it, I've had it with fucking tweekers vandalizing my vehicles looking for fucking dope money.  Can't believe what one of these shitstains did to my truck.

I'm tempted to lie in wait with a gun, but they're too unpredictable.  Idk when they come around.  But - if they want dope money so bad, I'll do them one better. 

Someone here with an amphetamine prescription please be so kind as to give me an old script bottle, and a couple emptied capsules.... these scum aren't good enough to be shermsticked with 5F-AMB.  I'm gonna feed them a lethal dose of 2C-P so they can die in psychedelic agony.  God, I hope they sniff it...

Seriously.  FUCK TWEAKERS

can i have sum them pillz pls
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Post by: CountBlah on October 10, 2014, 09:22:59 pm
That's it, I've had it with fucking tweekers vandalizing my vehicles looking for fucking dope money.  Can't believe what one of these shitstains did to my truck.

I'm tempted to lie in wait with a gun, but they're too unpredictable.  Idk when they come around.  But - if they want dope money so bad, I'll do them one better. 

Someone here with an amphetamine prescription please be so kind as to give me an old script bottle, and a couple emptied capsules.... these scum aren't good enough to be shermsticked with 5F-AMB.  I'm gonna feed them a lethal dose of 2C-P so they can die in psychedelic agony.  God, I hope they sniff it...

Seriously.  FUCK TWEAKERS

Sucks man what they do?

Ripped apart my interior.  Was a fucking unbelievable mess... and they left some old ass rotten tomatoes in there.

They're getting bolder, I've been having issue with them more and more frequently now.  I'm also pretty sure it's the same couple tweekers.  So I'm gonna give them a lesson in not stealing from other people ;)

You need to get a 12 gauge, buy some 3inch magnum shells, open em up and remove the buckshot and load them back with rock salt.
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Post by: CountBlah on October 10, 2014, 09:23:55 pm
Got my xanax today, fucking popped like 5 in the drugstore drive through. Fucking melted in the seat and coasted off to lunch
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 10, 2014, 09:27:56 pm
Got my xanax today, fucking popped like 5 in the drugstore drive through. Fucking melted in the seat and coasted off to lunch

 :tup:

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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 10, 2014, 09:49:30 pm
 :oface:
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 10, 2014, 09:51:29 pm
also seriously Chevy blow me, why the fuck would you block the #3 plug well JUST enough to kink the socket to one side and not grip.

of course, the bracket sitting there is connected to the A/C compressor, and some other thing I don't know what.  And of course I've got no plug outlets outside to plug in my dremel so I'm stuck grinding down this 5/8 socket tenths at a time and suddenly wishing I had thought of this earlier so I could have taken it to work and been done in a few minutes.

Really wish the parts stores round here had thin walls but  they don't.  Might take a trip to the big autozone once I've lost daylight
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Post by: CountBlah on October 10, 2014, 10:00:13 pm
Gonna be a huge VW drag and show event next month down here. I am so fucking going
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Post by: CountBlah on October 10, 2014, 10:06:18 pm
24 hours of LeMons race is also coming to my area. It's expensive though 500 entry fee 500 for track clothes, 75 per crewman and 500 limit on car since its a claimer race. Was interested till I saw their tech requirements.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 10, 2014, 10:11:17 pm
Got all my plugs in except that motherfucking #3... back to grinding I guess

Worst one had worn to .065 gap.  Best one was .05... supposed to be .04

Might just get my wires in while I still have daylight.  Really gotta have this job done by Sunday cause I need to go to Phoenix on Tues and I don't want to rent a car
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 10, 2014, 10:14:24 pm
Hey muffins are there any torque specs for the plugs?  I've just been tightening em until the ratchet stops and then giving it a 1/16 turn to tighten

It's a little harder to approximate than I'd like since the well threads are all gunked up, acetone only goes so far
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Post by: CountBlah on October 10, 2014, 10:22:53 pm
Hey muffins are there any torque specs for the plugs?  I've just been tightening em until the ratchet stops and then giving it a 1/16 turn to tighten

It's a little harder to approximate than I'd like since the well threads are all gunked up, acetone only goes so far

13ftlb
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 10, 2014, 10:28:40 pm
Hey muffins are there any torque specs for the plugs?  I've just been tightening em until the ratchet stops and then giving it a 1/16 turn to tighten

It's a little harder to approximate than I'd like since the well threads are all gunked up, acetone only goes so far

13ftlb

Thx

Fuck it, I'm gonna go take my 0-1 mic and go measure some socket O.Ds, if they're smaller than .800 I should be good.  If none are then just gonna get a battery powered dremel
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 11, 2014, 01:08:57 am
Aiiiiiite

Got everything done for today and my truck's running like a top.  Fuck yeah.  Celebratory beer time.

Job took like 4x as long as it should have but I was taking the time to be anal about everything.  Pays off in the end.  Woot.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 11, 2014, 02:47:04 am
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0439815/

bout to download this
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Post by: Lanny on October 11, 2014, 04:21:36 am
Oh shit dude, I watched that movie when I was on a surf trip with two friends and it was like basically my first time away from my/someone elses' parents. Fucking memories right there. Straight up shit movie, but memories none the less.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 11, 2014, 07:12:48 am
Got an 85$ parking ticket just minutes before I got to my car  >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

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Post by: John Smith on October 11, 2014, 08:48:47 am
finally, phenmetrazine analogues are hitting market

I've read about it before and it piqued my interest. I fucking love a good stimulant, hopefully my brain hasn't become so fucked up that they don't function properly anymore. Some people legitimately do not react (as they should). Wonder how this would combine with an MAOI. Dexamph is used in low doses, up to 30mg even, although of course you have to be very careful and start off low. Wiki says there'n no significant effect on serotonin, which is the main thing you need to worry about. The less effect on norepinephrine the better, unless you need a safe boost. MAOIs actually tend to decrease norepinephrine eventually and cause hypotension, which stimulants can help alleviate.

I'd love to experiment with a low dose 2-FMA + Parnate combo. Serotonin is a concern. Reading about desoxyn (meth) used with MAOIs right now. Of course I'd have the necessary medications to treat an adverse reaction on hand. This is making me consider whether Nardil + a stimulant would have been an even better choice. I'll wait 3 months max while increasing the dose at intervals, then order Nardil powder from my vendor if it doesn't work out.
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Post by: John Smith on October 11, 2014, 09:52:00 am
Regretting not getting the free amino acid of phenibut. The onset it too damn long, I thought the dose required was too much too plug and even more so to use sublingually and I'm already plugging parnate twice a day, but in this case I'd make an exception. Not sure if it would work, on my reading list. Maybe I could buffer the HCL. Regardless, I could order more and use the give away the HCL for an idea I have.

This was an interesting suggestion, but I don't think anyone ended up trying it:
Quote
Unfortunately I don't know if conversion to a salt is actually going to help, if you're consuming it orally. Stomach acid is pH ~2, which will ddrive phenibut to have the amine protonated but the carboxylate group neutral (entirely defeating the purpose of making it a salt)

It wouldn't hurt anything to try though. Perhaps a better option is plugging the sodium salt.

Perhaps O-ethyl N-acetyl phenibut (mask the 2 polar groups) would be a "winner".

Also interested in a phenibut + psychedelic combo, which others have tried. I've been interested in a potent anxiolytic which doesn't interfere with psychedelics.

luminosity is fucking shit

Why, because hey make you pay, the games are shit, or it doesn't improve cognition? I downloaded a torrent once, but the games were incomplete and I think some didn't work at all. Overall, I think it was pretty boring and certainly not worth paying for. There's a hacked android version I'm going to try, see if any games are particularly fun. Eh, only has 8 games.

Heh, you can access the games just by playing with the URL. What dumbasses. Noticed that all the games were locked although the one sploo linked me to worked and was also listed as locked. I wouldn't have expected a bypass this simple n this day and age. Oh. nevermind, doesn't seem to work for all. Probably just the ones that are available for some free users.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Xlite on October 11, 2014, 10:38:03 am
So i got some money on my hands, and decided to visit my preferred pusher stand in christiania.  Asked for my usual 20grams of quality Kashmir hash, and a single blunt stuffed with maroc.  I went over to the nearest bench, called my buddy and had him join me for the blunt.

15 minutes later we was high as fuck, and decided to call it a day and go home.  When i got home i made another j with my kashmir.

The taste was different, the high was different, but more importantly.  It made me feel like my eyeballs was about to pop out of my head due to excess intracranial pressure.
Now i refused to believe the headache was caused by this hash, because i've been smoking that same shit for ages. 

My brain had decided to overlook the fact that it tasted different, because the high was good, even though it was a little bit wierd.
But hey, if its all you got, you smoke it. And so i did.  The following 3 days i was experiencing mild hallucinations and mindblowing clusterfuck headaches.  My left eye leaked tears 24/7.
The morning on day 4 i decided to cold turkey so i could figure out what the fuck this headache was about.
However, i wanted a final joint.  So i went out on my balcony, in the sun, grabbed my hash, sat down, and suddenly noticed how shiny my nugget was.

About 2 seconds went by before i finally realized what this shit was about.

When the suppliers needs to get their product out to the dealers, they wrap it into a transparrent plast like wrapping.
Apparently the dealers didn't remove all of the wrapping, so.  Thats what i've been smoking, thats what caused the wierd taste/high, thats what made my head explode.

Moral of the story:
Always inspect your shit before you smoke it.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on October 11, 2014, 11:06:39 am
Etizolam feels like it heals my soul. I want to try that xanax analog, after research. It's really incredible how it alleviates the feeling of mental wellness and instability. I can go from worrying about having some form of schizophrenia without hallucinations or delusions to feeling juuuust fine *puts hands behind head*. And I mean extremely unhealthy behavior that would definitely disturb people and make them worry. I actually thought to myself yesterday, "It's time to admit it, I've developed schizophrenia.", although I was high (stop doing that, malice, it may relieve some problems temporarily, but makes things worse in the long run).
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 11, 2014, 11:13:45 am
finally, phenmetrazine analogues are hitting market

I've read about it before and it piqued my interest. I fucking love a good stimulant, hopefully my brain hasn't become so fucked up that they don't function properly anymore. Some people legitimately do not react (as they should). Wonder how this would combine with an MAOI. Dexamph is used in low doses, up to 30mg even, although of course you have to be very careful and start off low. Wiki says there'n no significant effect on serotonin, which is the main thing you need to worry about. The less effect on norepinephrine the better, unless you need a safe boost. MAOIs actually tend to decrease norepinephrine eventually and cause hypotension, which stimulants can help alleviate.

I'd love to experiment with a low dose 2-FMA + Parnate combo. Serotonin is a concern. Reading about desoxyn (meth) used with MAOIs right now. Of course I'd have the necessary medications to treat an adverse reaction on hand. This is making me consider whether Nardil + a stimulant would have been an even better choice. I'll wait 3 months max while increasing the dose at intervals, then order Nardil powder from my vendor if it doesn't work out.

The lack of serotonin is the problem.  Need to have some SRI to make a good recreational stim (see: cocaine, cocaethylene).

3-fluorinating it like they did here will have some effect on that but hardly, if we are to go off the two closest relatives, 3-fluoromethcathinone and 3-fluoroamphetamine, both of which negligibly affect serotonin.  Obviously, they were trying to craft an analogue to be the closest to plain phenmetrazine as possible, but I'm actually worried it will backfire.  3-subs on the benzene aren't good historically for the heart.  Recreationally speaking, 3-FA seems to be more selective for dopamine, 3-FMC the same way.  In the end I'm pretty sure they both turned out to be, more or less, straight stims by themselves. 

4-ethylphenmetrazine is probably a winner.  Increased lipophilicity to better cross the BBB, increased potency, increased affinity for serotonin (based off 4-ethylmethcathinone - don't seem to have any data for 4-ethylamphetamine).  4-methyl by virtue is probably good too.  Dopamine reuptake inhibitors don't seem to take much issue with steric hindrance, in fact, if you look at them, they tend to be pretty big bulky molecules. 

I'd next check 4-fluoro - & I'm kind of surprised that's not what was started with...  But we won't know for sure until bioassays of 3F-phenmetrazine start to pop up to tell us, can we treat the phenmetrazine skeleton like a rigidified cathinone (ethcathinone), or more like an amphetamine, or neither. 

Also, binding affinity data is not the be all end all of a drug's potential.  You should know that, c'mon... there are many drugs that look great on paper but turned out to be shit.  Ethylphenidate off the top of my head.  To that end... phenmetrazine may look good, but if that morpholine ring splits in vivo, suddenly you have a big floppy b-ethoxy which if its anything like b-MeO will love itself some norepinephrine.  Similar to the cathinones which so readily metabolized to nasty ass ephedrine metabolites.

So in the end you don't know until you try... spray and pray all you like, sometimes you hit sometimes you miss. 

I'll be picking some up when I order my end-of-year supplies this coming week (provided bonuses get paid out) so I'll report back.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 11, 2014, 11:21:23 am
also, a shit ton of people are going to start googling 3F-phenmetrazine with it popping up now, so, sanctuary, I done did you a favor.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on October 11, 2014, 12:07:50 pm
Went to a doctor finally to get the suspected aortic anyerism diagnosed (doctor suspected by a doctor during the rabies fiasco last year). Doctor told me to go to any doctor explain aortic anyerism and Id get an order for an ultrasound and be able to get it diagnosed ect. Doctor I went to out right refused to write a fucking order for it- cause they are retards. My question is what skin off their ass was it to write an order for it? Went to an OB and first thing he did was set an appointment up and write out an order for it... he even asked what skin off their ass it was. Can nurse practicioners write orders for shit like this? I thought so but might expalain my lack of give a fuck at that shit hole.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on October 11, 2014, 12:12:32 pm
Also Nurse practioners who introduce themself as Dr.**** should be taken out shot in the knee caps coated in honey and left in a fire ant nest.
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Post by: CountBlah on October 11, 2014, 12:35:46 pm
Also Nurse practioners who introduce themself as Dr.**** should be taken out shot in the knee caps coated in honey and left in a fire ant nest.

I see a nurse practitioner at mental health and she calls herself Dr. Bitch consults me on what doses my meds should be. :facepalm: I just throw away the crap they presribe anyway
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Post by: hydromorphone on October 11, 2014, 12:44:13 pm
They are fucking retards who could never manage to actually be a real licensed medical doctor- not that I think doctors are so special, but.. they are the lowest of the low. I think when I mentioned my self medicating with propranolol she blew a fuse. I could have made her head explode had I mentioned tianeptine lol
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Post by: CountBlah on October 11, 2014, 12:48:50 pm
They are fucking retards who could never manage to actually be a real licensed medical doctor- not that I think doctors are so special, but.. they are the lowest of the low. I think when I mentioned my self medicating with propranolol she blew a fuse. I could have made her head explode had I mentioned tianeptine lol

Just noticed on my bottle of xanax the pharmacy wrote " 2 NDC's" on it in ink pen, wonder what that means
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Post by: John Smith on October 11, 2014, 01:20:38 pm
http://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/2ihklk/gotu_kola_impressive_yet_underrated_anxiolytic/

BitcoinOperatedGirl is intelligent and knowledgeable (rare). Brought this to my attention.

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I think that the anti-anxiety effect I experienced is comparable to 750-1000mg of phenibut. This herbal anxiolytic has comparable strength to pharma-grade drugs, which is impressive, and a little scary at the same time. The googling I did seems to suggest that this drug is not a direct GABA agonist, but that it activates the enzyme which produces GABA from glutamate. There has to be some tolerance potential, but I haven't found any negative reports or horror stories online, mostly just praise.

Sweet, I have a hypothesis that the effect on glutamate modafinil has could be what causes the significantly negative effect on my mood. Could be the same for piracetam, but this is more speculative, I'd need to read more about how it effects the glutamatergic system to be sure, but a search suggests this is a definite possibility. When reading about depersonalization disorder a correlation between it and low serotonin levels combined with excessive levels of glutamate was mentioned, and drug trials show evidence of glutamate playing a key role. A look through the NCBI shows this lines up with depression. Yeah, after some speed reading it definitely seems sound. It's so little talked about, there are some very good thorough papers worth considering.

I wanted to try Lamotrigine to lower effective glutamate levels some time ago and see what effect it had, although not a perfect method, but this could be even better if the reduction is significant enough. Two birds with one stone, and lack of side effects. The combination with bacopa sounds interesting, it was on my research list too.

You know, after this round, GABA HcG glutamate, I don't think there's going to be anything left for me to experiment with. Not unless a good oxytocinergic drug comes out, although that would be something everyone should try.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on October 11, 2014, 02:04:58 pm
I just throw away the crap they presribe anyway

What are some pills black people like? Tear off the label, print a fake one, leave them somewhere good. Or just leave them in a baggy and write (insert drug slang/initial/abbreviation here) on it, maybe crush them up first.

I'm tempted to test whether I'm immune to etizolam withdrawal. I bet I could take 10mg, take a trip to San Francisco, and be just fine.

Just noticed on my bottle of xanax the pharmacy wrote " 2 NDC's" on it in ink pen, wonder what that means

Uh oh, you may have been placed on a suspected drug abuse list. Could have some trouble next time you meet with your psych. Check below.
Spoiler
Just kidding: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Drug_Code

when I mentioned my self medicating with propranolol she blew a fuse.

You buy it black market?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 11, 2014, 06:42:05 pm
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on October 11, 2014, 06:59:03 pm
I just throw away the crap they presribe anyway

What are some pills black people like? Tear off the label, print a fake one, leave them somewhere good. Or just leave them in a baggy and write (insert drug slang/initial/abbreviation here) on it, maybe crush them up first.

I'm tempted to test whether I'm immune to etizolam withdrawal. I bet I could take 10mg, take a trip to San Francisco, and be just fine.

Just noticed on my bottle of xanax the pharmacy wrote " 2 NDC's" on it in ink pen, wonder what that means

Uh oh, you may have been placed on a suspected drug abuse list. Could have some trouble next time you meet with your psych. Check below.
Spoiler
Just kidding: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Drug_Code

when I mentioned my self medicating with propranolol she blew a fuse.

You buy it black market?

whats the closest BART station to you nigger next time I'm in the bay I'm gonna jizz on your doorknob.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on October 11, 2014, 08:09:59 pm
I just throw away the crap they presribe anyway

What are some pills black people like? Tear off the label, print a fake one, leave them somewhere good. Or just leave them in a baggy and write (insert drug slang/initial/abbreviation here) on it, maybe crush them up first.

I'm tempted to test whether I'm immune to etizolam withdrawal. I bet I could take 10mg, take a trip to San Francisco, and be just fine.

Just noticed on my bottle of xanax the pharmacy wrote " 2 NDC's" on it in ink pen, wonder what that means

Uh oh, you may have been placed on a suspected drug abuse list. Could have some trouble next time you meet with your psych. Check below.
Spoiler
Just kidding: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Drug_Code

when I mentioned my self half the daymedicating with propranolol she blew a fuse.

You buy it black market?
currently, I take it from my dad. I onlt have enough to take once a day which leaves me the other half of the day with extremely high heart rate. Im planning on getting some from somewhere online unless my doctor will start prescribing it for me. (*wink wink nudge nudge* if you happen to know a relaible place the sells it...). I dont want to switch to another beta blocker because Ive read reviews of them and while it might be nice to onoy have to take 1 daily.. I worry it wont work out for me as well as propranolol has. I have no side effects and can think clearly on it which is important to me- some reviewa for a related bata blocker (cant remember the name of it ended in -olol) had a bunch of people saying it made them foggy and depressed.. Im of the thought that if it aint broke why fix it.

I am so sick of doctors right now.. especially in this area.. 70 mile drive one way just to get this fucking anyerism checked- I swear if it dissects.. thia whole ordeal is what caused it. The stupidity is literally painful to my ears. I really really wish stupidy were painful to those who express it.

If I cant get this shit straight this next visit- Im done. No more doctors no more bullshit. I refuse to wait more than 30 minutes after my appointment for assholes who make you sign a thing agreeing to be fined 50 $ if you cancel an appointment less than 48 hours.

On top of all this Ive been an emotional fruitcake. Though I did have an ultrasound done of the baby the other day... not that any of you fuckers care.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on October 11, 2014, 08:43:03 pm
Dang so that babeh thing wasn't a troll or you're in it for the long cawn. Dang, still at Winn Dixie? Ddduuuooonnnaaaanng.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on October 11, 2014, 09:06:27 pm
I sure as fuck wouldnt troll about this just because this is the kinda shit you dont troll about as a woman... bad juju and all. I honestly could careless if you believe it or not. Only reason I even mentioned it was because Bipolar spilled the beans. Hadnt really planned to post back but doctors and nurses who pretend to be doctors piss me off.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 11, 2014, 10:11:01 pm
"Enrique"
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Post by: CountBlah on October 11, 2014, 11:08:45 pm
I sure as fuck wouldnt troll about this just because this is the kinda shit you dont troll about as a woman... bad juju and all. I honestly could careless if you believe it or not. Only reason I even mentioned it was because Bipolar spilled the beans. Hadnt really planned to post back but doctors and nurses who pretend to be doctors piss me off.

can I but a bby in your butt?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 11, 2014, 11:27:57 pm
Fuck it all had to buy new tires today since none of the used joints had any 215/70/15s (seriously?) or were closed (wtf?)

Got stuck with some cheap ass probably chinese tires 2 for 150$ installed, whatever they'll do the job for now

Gotta find time tomorrow to do an oil change fortunately that's a fast jerb
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 11, 2014, 11:35:25 pm
now I'm gonna get high as fuck, go pig out on this mustard potato salad I bought and watch the Pink Panther cartoon shorts

Check that, I forgot I downloaded Slither
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on October 12, 2014, 12:18:03 am
now I'm gonna get high as fuck, go pig out on this mustard potato salad I bought and watch the Pink Panther cartoon shorts

Check that, I forgot I downloaded Slither

you need to check out mutant nazis
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 12, 2014, 12:21:13 am
now I'm gonna get high as fuck, go pig out on this mustard potato salad I bought and watch the Pink Panther cartoon shorts

Check that, I forgot I downloaded Slither

you need to check out mutant nazis

DO TELL

I have nazi zombies (Dead Snow)
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 12, 2014, 01:35:03 am
Well that was better than expected.  I liked the concept of a hive-minded brain slug that upon entry to within its host will either turn it into a venom-spitting zombie, egg sack, or some sort of amorphous Cronenberged tentacle monster. 
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Post by: John Smith on October 12, 2014, 02:03:51 am
I'm tempted to test whether I'm immune to etizolam withdrawal. I bet I could take 10mg, take a trip to San Francisco, and be just fine.

Don't ever do this, just got charged with my first felony. :facepalm:
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 12, 2014, 02:11:04 am
Don't ever do this, just got charged with my first felony. :facepalm:

You did this without leaving your house?


Also, 'your first'?  Got big plans for the future?
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Post by: CountBlah on October 12, 2014, 02:24:28 am
I am fucked up :thimbsup:
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 12, 2014, 02:27:32 am
I am fucked up :thimbsup:

 :tup:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 12, 2014, 02:29:42 am
Why the fuck do I keep craving Old Fashioneds... light on the sugar, extra splash of bitters, then make it 70% bourbon and 30% club soda

I feel like the time I graduated to Marlboro Reds
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on October 12, 2014, 02:30:20 am
hab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0wShZqevLU
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Post by: CountBlah on October 12, 2014, 02:32:07 am
Why the fuck do I keep craving Old Fashioneds... light on the sugar, extra splash of bitters, then make it 70% bourbon and 30% club soda

I feel like the time I graduated to Marlboro Reds

could go for an oldfashion myself man
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: CountBlah on October 12, 2014, 02:32:33 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4v1zuIYNoFw
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on October 12, 2014, 02:33:19 am
Though I did have an ultrasound done of the baby the other day... not that any of you fuckers care.

I fucking care! Did you not read my post about this! Get an abortion NOW!!!

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=439.msg30063#msg30063

You're probably so fucked up from years of drug use, medical disorders, and other physical ailments that your baby will come out severely disabled and/or the pregnancy will kill you. Is that what you want? Are you still on opioids and planning to remain off them? What effect do you think that will have on the fetus? Look at your family history, learn about heredity, it is not how you raise a child, by the time they're adults, on average, a parent has almost no impact on their outcome. You need to read about this and then decide if you really want to go through with this, at least one book, it's not very long and is easy to get through, a fun read. You can, and people regularly do, do everything perfectly, everything they can, and their children still turn out the way they do. I remember when you told me about how nearly everyone on your father's side of the family turned out to be literal child molesters. Think about it like schizophrenia or other disorders that run in the family, he was lucky (if you know every bad thing he's done), any children you have may not be, particularly with how prevalent it seemed to be. Have you ever seen a documentary, an excerpt, of a family raising a severely disabled adult? Think about how they've been going through that since its birth, and will continue to do so, to be trapped and tied down, tormented, until the day they die.

Hydro, I swear, if I knew where you lived and was nearby I would force an abortifacient into you whether you wanted it or not. You can fuck up your life all you want, but I will not allow you to ruin someone else's and put them through lifelong misery. You're a goddamn fat cow, a chunky grocery bagging junkie fuckup hick in denial still living in a shithole in Florida with her parents with her husband, living in a goddamn garage with an extension cord and no running water in there surrounded by farm animals and pets shitting all over the place, who still can't seem to get his life together and support himself and his at his age, the people you live with constantly bringing and wearing you down with the magnitude of personality flaws and habits they have, and you expect to get out of this and improve with a child? How exactly, with the power of love? By being nice to strangers and people online, which sure as hell doesn't seem to have amounted to much? You've never been able to make it before and you're never going to. I may as well buy a plane ticket to Florida, skip the abortifacient, and simply strangle you with my bare hands to put you out of your misery.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 12, 2014, 02:33:31 am
hab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0wShZqevLU

what the hell
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Post by: CountBlah on October 12, 2014, 02:36:14 am
hab

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0wShZqevLU

what the hell

That's what I said


Dont think ima be able to hang much longer shits getting blurry
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Post by: CountBlah on October 12, 2014, 02:43:10 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrQdQvTgkZM
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Post by: CountBlah on October 12, 2014, 02:44:35 am
Making a beer run
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 12, 2014, 02:47:55 am
Making a beer run

40 of Hurricane if you're feeling buck niggery

Don't forget the chili cheese cheezburger dogs, diabeetus be damned
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Post by: John Smith on October 12, 2014, 02:52:39 am
Woke up, poured some water into a cup with 1.5g of phenibut and drank it, then some time later had a major "life can go fuck itself, I don't give a shit" feeling and had a pretty pleasant time drifting in and out of consciousness for the next 5 or 6 hours.

Also, 'your first'?  Got big plans for the future?

No, not really. I'm not in the mood for creating a good story.

Dont think ima be able to hang much longer shits getting blurry

I was having a prolonged dream about being in bed with my sister, watching something, in the spoons position. It wasn't overtly sexual at the time, we were both clothed under the blanket, although her ass was right against my crotch and I had an erection. As I imagine it would be in real life I was wondering whether she knew and we both felt the same way, whether she could feel it, and was occasionally moving around a bit, grinding against her just enough to not trigger obvious suspicion.

Then she moved out from under the covers and went behind me, bent over and whispered in my ear "Do you want to have se-" and just at that moment some kids rode by on their scooters and woke me up. Fuuuuuuu :mad:

Started NoFap on the 10th, planning on doing it at least a month to see what effect it has. Some people have had pretty significant positive effects, elimination of anxiety/social anxiety, increase in confidence and drive. Of course anecdotes aren't hard data, but I don't know what terms to put into the NCBI or google to get the results I want. It seems like the kind of thing that there's bound to have been a study done on, hopefully one with sound methodology.
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Post by: Lanny on October 12, 2014, 03:21:16 am
I'm tempted to test whether I'm immune to etizolam withdrawal. I bet I could take 10mg, take a trip to San Francisco, and be just fine.

Don't ever do this, just got charged with my first felony. :facepalm:

Haha, do tell! Felony, etizolam isn't scheduled is it? So that means you did something under the influence. I wanna hear, SF is pretty fucking lenient with being a loon in public.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 12, 2014, 03:44:15 am
lol is your sister hot malice

pics requested
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 12, 2014, 04:40:55 am
I smell niggers in here.
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 12, 2014, 04:45:40 am
On top of all this Ive been an emotional fruitcake.
can confirm <3
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 12, 2014, 04:59:08 am
malice is your sister hot bro????
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 12, 2014, 05:01:31 am
Mash is hot.
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Post by: RisiR on October 12, 2014, 09:37:54 am
I'm tempted to test whether I'm immune to etizolam withdrawal. I bet I could take 10mg, take a trip to San Francisco, and be just fine.

Don't ever do this, just got charged with my first felony. :facepalm:
Dude, what happened? Please tell the story.
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Post by: John Smith on October 12, 2014, 11:12:45 am
lol is your sister hot malice

pics requested

malice is your sister hot bro????

She's alright looking, but I don't think it's her appearance that causes these recurrent fantasies. Pale, like my mother, white skin and big firm boobs. I pretty much went into complete seclusion from everyone, including family, around the age of 13. We literally almost never spoke, except for necessities, which weren't that common. I don't know what she was like in school, she seemed intelligent, but not maladjusted and notably eccentric like me, but I have no idea how she turned out. I'm high right now, *sigh* the worst thoughts come at this hour, ruminations on the cold nature off reality and of the possibilities and uncertainty in existence, I'd describe the aura around the period as quasi-schizophrenic and a type of mild subtle surrealist existential horror, emotionally dead. Anyway, I just the mild thought and feeling of how strange it seems that another person lived an entire life and I know none of it, experienced none of it from their perspective. Eh, I don't care. Mash, have you ever thought of your parents that way, what they're like outside of the house and way from you, like at work? How little you can really know of a person?

Anyway, I tried searching for her online along with other family members, just curious for the information it could signal about genetics and natural biological curiosity for entertainment, but couldn't find anything.

I wrote about this on Zoklet:

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It's true, I still do. I have a theory that these urges may arise naturally in people that are isolated and remain virgins for an unnatural amount because it signals that you may be in a situation where incest is necessary to continue the survival of your species/genes. I imagine it arising naturally in a situation where a family group has become isolated, perhaps due to migration followed by the death of all others, or simply death of others due to some event. I call it the evolutionary failure theory, distinct from the above scenario because it arises not from lack of opportunity to mate with non-family members, but simply due to being an evolutionary failure.

I do remember that at a certain age, maybe 10-13, I can't remember exactly when, I'm pretty sure I regularly saw her masturbating via her clit and hand, a regular motion over her vagina, under a blanket or other cover, for some period of time (can't remember, probably not that long). May have been the first time she discovered masturbation and been oblivious that others could tell. Awkward sibling development moments. At that age I wasn't attracted to her, this came much later, 20+ IIRC. Once I must have wanted her to knock it off and I remember she was on the couch lying sideways and I quickly snatched off the blanket she was covering herself with. May have caught a flash of white skin and walked away without a word from either of us, stone-faced. It's a good sign that she liked it so much, would definitely use that against her if she called me a pervert, use it as an opening for attempting to seduce her. I also have some memories that makes me wonder if she would actually have some openness to this.

Fantasies don't necessarily, and often don't, mean you'd actually be interested in doing that IRL, as opposed to the simulation, usually inaccurate and idealized, that you form in your mind. There's a good chance I would have no interest or attraction to her if we ever met IRL.

There are interesting stories about the possibility of genetic attraction, observations that when siblings who weren't raised together and don't know they're related there may be a common occurrence of great sexual attraction. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attraction
It's possible that because I ended up spending so little time with her, particularly during her pubertal period, when sexuality most develops, this may have been lessened: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westermarck_effect
or there could be a shared genetic factor to predispose her to deviant behavior, incestual sexual attraction.

I am shameless and this doesn't concern me or cause me any guilt. It's not something I've ever fixated on or devoted much thought to. If presented with the opportunity and we were both receptive, horny and not afraid to go against the taboo, I would absolutely do it because that would probably be awesome sex.

Oh, and Oreimo is an awesome anime, highly recommended. Takes a few episodes to really start seeing the charm: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oreimo
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on October 12, 2014, 11:17:01 am
Haha, do tell! Felony, etizolam isn't scheduled is it? So that means you did something under the influence. I wanna hear, SF is pretty fucking lenient with being a loon in public.

Dude, what happened? Please tell the story.

You missed it:

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Also, 'your first'?  Got big plans for the future?

No, not really. I'm not in the mood for creating a good story.

Although it does bring to mind ideas I've had for creating mayhem and amusement that would require another person. Wouldn't even necessarily be risky or illegal.
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Post by: John Smith on October 12, 2014, 01:00:28 pm
https://images.encyclopediadramatica.se/d/d5/Wizchan_strawman_comic.png

Just like me. I'm going to give wizardchan a try: https://wizardchan.org/
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on October 12, 2014, 02:17:05 pm
I am only replying to this because first off you got it wrong about my father- he and as far as I know (they are estranged) his side does not have a history of sexual abuse AT ALL. To clearify, I think you are thinking of my husband's family. His grandfather raped his grandmother then married her(she came from a family that believe you marry the first man you fuck.. nevermind if its rape). His uncle raped and molested his mother and other family members. His aunt molested him and raped him as a kid with her other teenage friends. His mother verbally abused him (and everyone) with her inability to keep her sexual adventures to herself or atleast keep it out of earshot of an impressionable kid (I bare witness to that shit). Apparently being raped and molested by her father and uncle makes it okay to force everyone she meets or lives with to have to be forced to be ear raped about her rape/molestation.

My father IS NOT a child molestor and is the last person on the planet to every do that to anyone, muchless me. As fucked up a person as he is, I was raised with love more attention that all you fucks got as a kid and was spoiled to the ends of the earth.

I am not going to make the same mistake again. I watched my world crumble since I was forced into that clinic by my husband.

Another thing.. I live with my dogs- I have running water... I have outlets.. the cords that run inside is the rj45to the router. Whoever said I fucking have farm animals in the garage? I have pigs who live outside-they have a shed and a barn to sleep in at night-we did raise the on inside our house when she was a baby...

Im not on opiates- which if I was and has a steady supply wouldnt bw a big issue imo.. what Id have a dependent child Id have to wean off them? Low birth weight? I come from large babys on bothside of the family.

I currently take tianeptine (no studies completed yet.btu prenatal use looks promising) and propranolol.

How worried can you be this pregnacy will kill you when you really dont care if you live or die anyway? Maybe it will.. maybe it will be a godsend.
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Post by: John Smith on October 12, 2014, 02:43:18 pm
Oops, I meant husband's side of the family. Well, that typo fucked things up.

Aww, now I feel kind of bad, your response wasn't funny. :(

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I am not going to make the same mistake again. I watched my world crumble since I was forced into that clinic by my husband.

Oh jesus fuck. :facepalm: Your depression could well have been a common physiological reaction. I haven't researched it, but there's a good chance this is the case and there's bound to be a ton of data on abortions and depression.

Oh, fuck it, do what you want. I'm telling you, you should not have children and this will not end well.

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Maybe it will.. maybe it will be a godsend.

I don't feel like analyzing your psychological issues, but if you're probably being driven in part by evolutionary pressures and romanticizing motherhood, the idea that it's going to be this big positive change in your life. Well the data on happiness and parenthood sure as hell doesn't seem to support this, and the cute phase doesn't last, if they even have one to begin with. Risk of postpartum depression, which you may be predisposed to, your current state in life/living conditions, how this will effect your future prospects, and heredity.

I know I'm not the only here that recognizes and is thinking this. Go on, prove me right. If one day in the future you look, think about what I said, and wish you had listened I will be happy.
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Post by: hydromorphone on October 12, 2014, 03:00:39 pm
I am not refering to depression with my world crumbling... it literally did. Nothing ever went right.. everything failed after that.

I dont particularly want to be a mother- I get enough materal feelings and all the junk with my dogs.. some people will say its not enough but.. Ive always felt fullfilled with them.

Maybe I just dont want to be alone when I am old (if I unfortunetly make it that far). Where would my grandmother be right now if she hadnt had and kept her son? She had him in the 60's out of wedlock in the deepsouth and was pretty much considered a whore by the tiny town she lived in. For all theor dumbshit he worships the ground she walks on and waits on her beck and call.. he lives to make her life happy.

Fear of having no one sounds more appropriate than anything else.... I hear you all loud and clear... I dont know what else to add. Thank you for your consern I suppose.
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 12, 2014, 03:03:16 pm
No, not really. I'm not in the mood for creating a good story

Very telling that you will post walls of text on other subjects, even taboo ones, but not this. 

It must be something devastatingly personal and embarrassing.
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Post by: hydromorphone on October 12, 2014, 03:15:08 pm
On top of all this Ive been an emotional fruitcake.
can confirm <3
Go fuck your dog you shiteating mexican. He cant confirm shit since I dont talk to him anymore.

Trust me if I had a friend IRL or on the phone Id avoid this pit of negativity like the plague. This is just mildy better than no one at all.

Can we all just pretend Im not pregnant from here on out? I wont mention it again.
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Post by: Lanny on October 12, 2014, 03:17:45 pm
On top of all this Ive been an emotional fruitcake.
can confirm <3
Go fuck your dog you shiteating mexican. He cant confirm shit since I dont talk to him anymore.

Trust me if I had a friend IRL or on the phone Id avoid this pit of negativity like the plague. This is just mildy better than no one at all.

Can we all just pretend Im not pregnant from here on out? I wont mention it again.

No one at all seems better in pretty much every conceivable way to me.
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Post by: RisiR on October 12, 2014, 03:34:13 pm
Awwww.  :'(
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Post by: RisiR on October 12, 2014, 03:35:58 pm
On top of all this Ive been an emotional fruitcake.
can confirm <3
Go fuck your dog you shiteating mexican. He cant confirm shit since I dont talk to him anymore.
What happened?
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Post by: hydromorphone on October 12, 2014, 05:34:51 pm
On top of all this Ive been an emotional fruitcake.
can confirm <3
Go fuck your dog you shiteating mexican. He cant confirm shit since I dont talk to him anymore.
What happened?

You cant say anything remotely negative without him becoming "worried" or unable to move on from a bad time.. he dwells on it.

My husband has gotten mad at me a few times, most notably when I was at the hospital and I called to talk to him and he went on "well have him take care of you then..." Im just tired of hearing it and if I refrain from contacting him it wont happen. My husband has been talking to him though...

Ive been particularly mean to him just so he will stop wanting to try and talk to me tbh. Hes a good friend and I did enjoy talking to him, but if he doesnt want my husband's friendship... then thats all. My relationship is more important that having him as a friend.

He.texted a bunch of shit last night (inall fairness I recently found out a relative close to him was dying too so..) about he tension with the way the new situation with our friendship... I dont know what to say other than take it or leave it. Ive changed ny number once because of this shit before I realized my husband wanted to continue a friendship with him... Im at the point now Im gonna have to change it again... what.pissed me off the most is he bitched through text at 4am he needed to talk- called around noon and got a text back "he needs space"... I dont even want to talk..
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 12, 2014, 05:40:55 pm
LOL WUT
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Post by: RisiR on October 12, 2014, 05:49:10 pm
Word.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 12, 2014, 05:49:53 pm
I have bad gas this morning
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on October 12, 2014, 05:52:30 pm
It's the weakness that's leaving your body. Get rid of it.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 12, 2014, 06:24:59 pm
It's the weakness that's leaving your body. Get rid of it.

dude, you can light farts, that means they are energy
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on October 12, 2014, 06:30:09 pm
It's the weakness that's leaving your body. Get rid of it.

dude, you can light farts, that means they are energy
Good point.

Huff the farts and become a perpetuum mobile. Conservation of energy and all that. You'll be unstoppable.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 12, 2014, 06:32:54 pm
It's the weakness that's leaving your body. Get rid of it.

dude, you can light farts, that means they are energy
Good point.

Huff the farts and become a perpetuum mobile. Conservation of energy and all that. You'll be unstoppable.

Eh I'd rather use amphetamines
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on October 12, 2014, 06:34:06 pm
Plug them. Win win.  8)
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 12, 2014, 09:01:05 pm
On top of all this Ive been an emotional fruitcake.
can confirm <3
Go fuck your dog you shiteating mexican. He cant confirm shit since I dont talk to him anymore.
What happened?

You cant say anything remotely negative without him becoming "worried" or unable to move on from a bad time.. he dwells on it.

My husband has gotten mad at me a few times, most notably when I was at the hospital and I called to talk to him and he went on "well have him take care of you then..." Im just tired of hearing it and if I refrain from contacting him it wont happen. My husband has been talking to him though...

Ive been particularly mean to him just so he will stop wanting to try and talk to me tbh. Hes a good friend and I did enjoy talking to him, but if he doesnt want my husband's friendship... then thats all. My relationship is more important that having him as a friend.

He.texted a bunch of shit last night (inall fairness I recently found out a relative close to him was dying too so..) about he tension with the way the new situation with our friendship... I dont know what to say other than take it or leave it. Ive changed ny number once because of this shit before I realized my husband wanted to continue a friendship with him... Im at the point now Im gonna have to change it again... what.pissed me off the most is he bitched through text at 4am he needed to talk- called around noon and got a text back "he needs space"... I dont even want to talk..

Can confirm <3
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on October 12, 2014, 09:22:58 pm
You know if you dont cut this shit out this isnt going end well for you. Youve burnt any bridge with us you had. You wanna say shit on a public forum- fine. Deal with the consequenses. You sit there and text 11 fucking messages how your not happy with shit.. the people YOU want to talk to are there and ready...but you dont have the time.

Dont worry I wont be posting anymore... I also will contain my anger at you and not post your PI like I initially thought about... Im not that low. I still intend to repay you for the ecig. Im not like my husband- I dont need or want your charity.

Laughable you want space yet reply to my post on here. Go fuck yourself. Im not being mean just not to talk to you anymore- Im being hateful because I fuckig hate you and have no fucking symapthy or care for you as a friend at all. I have enough stress in my life youll never beable to grasp and obviously dont care to. You make everything impossible. Thanks for ruining the one place I could communicate with other people, now Ill be more isolated than malice.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Max Headroom on October 12, 2014, 09:50:03 pm
So how bout them yankees
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 12, 2014, 10:16:03 pm
Hydromorphone and Gollum need to go on Steve Wilkos
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Post by: RisiR on October 12, 2014, 10:18:28 pm
Fucking Gollum... :facepalm:
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 12, 2014, 10:20:32 pm
Changed oil in the truck, now with all I've done to her in the past couple weeks she's a happy lil slut right now  :happy:

With this batch of maintenance out of the way I've got some free time slots over Christmas.  Thinking about changing motor mount inserts, possibly ball joints/bushings.  Gotta check their current states to determine which takes priority.  Diff fluid change & spider gear cleaning is on top of that list, couple of top-end gaskets too...

I <3 my S10
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 12, 2014, 10:21:12 pm
Fucking Gollum... :facepalm:

Yeah I thought he was so haaaappy, that LSD heeeeeelped him sooooo much.  Guess not.  Lmao
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on October 12, 2014, 10:24:41 pm
Let's drink some e-cig juice and don't shower because I'm such a fucking faggot.

Look at me, I a walk barefoot and love men cocks but have a baby I will never see.

Shut... the fuck.... up. :facepalm:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 12, 2014, 10:41:05 pm
At least galm cares HYDRO
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 12, 2014, 11:11:47 pm
These niggers acting like they're all involved in the situation, like they give a fuck. It's like walking into a room and just yelling random shit into the discussion. You guys don't need to worry about this situation. It's not your problem. <3
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on October 12, 2014, 11:22:34 pm
These niggers acting like they're all involved in the situation, like they give a fuck. It's like walking into a room and just yelling random shit into the discussion. You guys don't need to worry about this situation. It's not your problem. <3

Can confirm <3
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on October 12, 2014, 11:24:14 pm
These niggers acting like they're all involved in the situation, like they give a fuck. It's like walking into a room and just yelling random shit into the discussion. You guys don't need to worry about this situation. It's not your problem. <3
No, it's yours. HAHAHAHAHA.... and that of your child. :'(
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on October 13, 2014, 12:00:05 am
I hate the fucking internet. I should stop using it all day every day.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 13, 2014, 12:48:03 am
Lol I'm pretty sure no one actually cares about this but the drama is just too fucking funny
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 13, 2014, 12:51:27 am
Who knows galm, maybe Javier will be president one day.
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Post by: CountBlah on October 13, 2014, 01:20:45 am
You hydro you know you can demand child support from Gollum and have his ass locked up fornot paying. Also you won man. TANIF, food stamps, medicaid, earned income tax credit the elist goes on yo
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Post by: CountBlah on October 13, 2014, 01:22:46 am
If I had a vag I'd gladly have a bastard child, it's like wining the lottery
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 13, 2014, 01:40:04 am
Need a paternity test first

(http://i.imgur.com/JLbBDsC.jpg)

Hahahaha oh my god that would be fucking hilarious.  I guarantee they'd get on the show if they applied, the backstory is just too perfect

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 13, 2014, 01:42:30 am
Then Hydro could get on MTV's My Strange Addiction for tianeptine, and from there parlay that into a spinoff like Teen Mom meets Honey Boo Boo
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Post by: CountBlah on October 13, 2014, 02:29:17 am
Then Hydro could get on MTV's My Strange Addiction for tianeptine, and from there parlay that into a spinoff like Teen Mom meets Honey Boo Boo

she's gonna need a management time and I think we should be it
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 13, 2014, 02:40:53 am
Then Hydro could get on MTV's My Strange Addiction for tianeptine, and from there parlay that into a spinoff like Teen Mom meets Honey Boo Boo

she's gonna need a management time and I think we should be it

Yeah bossman we'd make a kick ass management team, you do the talking and I'll keep the books

Given that I'm pretty sure you can silver tongue the watermelon from a nigger and I could offer him a deal that looks great on paper but actually screws him out of his watermelon, it'd work damn well.

Fuck, one of my regrets is not ever trying to study finance... I'd make such a good predatory lender
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on October 13, 2014, 07:14:20 am
I am not refering to depression with my world crumbling... it literally did. Nothing ever went right.. everything failed after that.

Maybe I just dont want to be alone when I am old (if I unfortunetly make it that far). Where would my grandmother be right now if she hadnt had and kept her son? She had him in the 60's out of wedlock in the deepsouth and was pretty much considered a whore by the tiny town she lived in. For all theor dumbshit he worships the ground she walks on and waits on her beck and call.. he lives to make her life happy.

Fear of having no one sounds more appropriate than anything else....

1.) If you weren't depressed then why do you blame your world crumbling on having an abortion? How exactly did it cause your world to crumble? If your life made a turn for the worst after that have you considered that it was completely coincidental? Or it could have been due to underlying psychological issues that you weren't aware of. Unless you're religious, which I don't think you are, and think you were being punished by "god" or "karma", which would be absolutely ludicrous.

2.) That is a terrible selfish reason to have a child. Being afraid of being alone when you're older? You cannot look at the way your grandmother's relationship with her son turned out and assume it's going to be the same for you. The vast majority of children don't turn out that way, they move, they go to college, get jobs in areas they view as more promising or better suited to their lifestyles and beliefs, and begin families of their own.

Do you expect the child you have to spend their entire life with you, in the same place as the rest of your family, or to come back and do so when you're older after being away for whatever period of time you deem acceptable? That is incredibly selfish and it's horrible to expect someone to be born to center their lives around you, to live to make you happy.

And I've detailed that you are not in a position where you should be having a child. You aren't capable of even properly supporting yourselves, you are not in a position in life, educated with a stable well paying caring, one that pays enough to give a child a good upbringing, you are not living on your own, you're in a garage on your family's property, you've given us numerous complaints in the past of the flaws of those you live with, how they bring you down and cause problems in your life, and you intend to bring a child into that environment? You have not personally developed to the point where you should see yourself as being able to support and raise another human being, you have so many unresolved physical and psychological issues, issues with drug dependency and monetary habits, still in need of great personal development, just look at how you're reacting to your silly issues with Gollum, a goddamn boy in his early 20's you met via a message board who hitchhiked and spent a week at your place, and by god *slams fist on table* a child will only make this far more difficult!

Dear god woman, do you not see what you are doing?!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on October 13, 2014, 07:15:40 am
These niggers acting like they're all involved in the situation, like they give a fuck. It's like walking into a room and just yelling random shit into the discussion. You guys don't need to worry about this situation. It's not your problem. <3

I hope to god this is just an epic troll by you motherfuckers. I wouldn't even be mad, quite the contrary.

You hydro you know you can demand child support from Gollum and have his ass locked up fornot paying. Also you won man. TANIF, food stamps, medicaid, earned income tax credit the elist goes on yo

If I had a vag I'd gladly have a bastard child, it's like wining the lottery

Blah, I've shamelessly abused welfare, but that is White trash as shit. You'd actually want to be like the kind of person Reagan used as a talking point, a Black ghetto welfare queen? Not to mention how immoral it is to bring a child into the world for that.

Fuck, one of my regrets is not ever trying to study finance... I'd make such a good predatory lender

Damn the commonality of psychopathy on this board. I enjoy it, I revel in it and relate, but my heart has not fully withered away and I don't believe I am natural born psychopath and truly want to hurt others. But to not have any real concern in this situation and simply laugh?

Hab, you are intelligent person, far more intelligent than me when it comes to matters of hard science*, you see the truth in what I've said, know the path this will take, yes? What about you, Blah, if you can drudge through the posts?

*although I've literally never really applied myself because I find it tedious, dull, and unfulfilling, despite recognizing the great importance and value, how it's largely been the driving force of advancement. Oddly I'm drawn to the social sciences, understanding people and societies, and ideas, concepts, and plans. We'll see if I ever really try, although in this state and based on past behavior I wouldn't count on it, unless my treatment plan works.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 13, 2014, 09:20:10 am
Dude, I'm really stoned right now
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 13, 2014, 09:24:26 am
Man, I really gotta try 2C-D sometime soon
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Post by: RisiR on October 13, 2014, 11:57:59 am
This page is pure gold. Hahaha... :tup:

You guys....
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Post by: John Smith on October 13, 2014, 01:08:56 pm
Man, I really gotta try 2C-D sometime soon

http://www.erowid.org/chemicals/2cd/2cd_smartpills1.shtml

That does sound interesting.

The best position for meditation is lying on your back with your hands behind your head in a dark room right after having awakened, as close to the dream state as possible. I want to give phenibut before sleep + melatonin another try tomorrow, see if it was responsible and could elicit an ever effect. Can't remember how long before bed I took the second dose. It felt like it had been so long since I could dream like that, I could feel the edges of beauty, those emotions seeping in, moments when you're reminded that there can be beauty in life. Also had some amusing moments related to nofap. Etizolam makes for great sleep, but the amnesiac effect causes me to never remember dreams, if I even have any.

Made me feel like ordering 5g of 4-HO-MET.
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Post by: WS on October 13, 2014, 01:26:37 pm
You know if you dont cut this shit out this isnt going end well for you. Youve burnt any bridge with us you had. You wanna say shit on a public forum- fine. Deal with the consequenses. You sit there and text 11 fucking messages how your not happy with shit.. the people YOU want to talk to are there and ready...but you dont have the time.

Dont worry I wont be posting anymore... I also will contain my anger at you and not post your PI like I initially thought about... Im not that low. I still intend to repay you for the ecig. Im not like my husband- I dont need or want your charity.

Laughable you want space yet reply to my post on here. Go fuck yourself. Im not being mean just not to talk to you anymore- Im being hateful because I fuckig hate you and have no fucking symapthy or care for you as a friend at all. I have enough stress in my life youll never beable to grasp and obviously dont care to. You make everything impossible. Thanks for ruining the one place I could communicate with other people, now Ill be more isolated than malice.


workin monday night
on the corner flippin hard

made at least three thouuusaaaaand

On the Boulevard.
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Post by: John Smith on October 13, 2014, 01:51:03 pm
Goddammit Weed Smoker, don't start with your shitty raps again. That's a sign of real autism right there, I tell you what, boy.
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Post by: WS on October 13, 2014, 02:28:59 pm
Just posting on this forum is a tell tale sign of the burgers.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 13, 2014, 05:37:39 pm
Made me feel like ordering 5g of 4-HO-MET.

lol, that's around 5-600$ and you don't even know if you'll like it
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Post by: hydromorphone on October 13, 2014, 06:35:07 pm
That stupid indian nigger wrote me an order for my propranolol use to the ER...Instead of the ultrasound. Order I needed to diagnose my anyerism... If I was in India with 20 bucks I feel confident this problem would be diagnosed by now. It makes me sick how fucked up healthcare is and incopetent doctors are ffs he has an ultrasound machine in his office.

I told them to go fuck themselves and I was staying on it. God
. I would be treated better in 3rd world countries with just a tad bit of money. Thia dumnshit is gonna kill me before the anyerism.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: reject on October 13, 2014, 08:04:21 pm
If I had a vag I'd gladly have a bastard child, it's like wining the lottery

Move to England if you do, get pregnant and the government will give you a house, free dentistry, all the money you need etc etc. Free childcare, free everything. Chicks actually see getting pregnant with a few kids as a legitimate career choice. One of my good friends is pregnant and they worked out that if her and her boyfriend DIDN'T work then they'd be a lot better off. They can't get a council house precisely because they work so they have to live with her bf's parents until they can get a mortgage.

Fuck this place. When I seize control and become King Reject then all those dumb little kids and chavs wont get shit. Welfare will only go to those who actually deserve it.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on October 13, 2014, 08:21:29 pm
Been wanting to order 4 aco dmt and methylone (even though last time m1 disappointed me sohard) and have a John day. I can't decide if I'll regret it or not so I've been stallin.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on October 13, 2014, 11:12:48 pm
My husband and father both killed my kitten accidently.. its not just that but everything turns to shit... no one but me cares. I am going to end this waste of life because no matter what I do I will amoumt to nothing... the simple pleasure of a kitten isnt even possible.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on October 13, 2014, 11:13:49 pm
I bring pain to all I touch.
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Post by: Lanny on October 13, 2014, 11:14:40 pm
'postin
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Post by: Piles of Crack on October 13, 2014, 11:38:10 pm
Been wanting to order 4 aco dmt and methylone (even though last time m1 disappointed me sohard) and have a John day. I can't decide if I'll regret it or not so I've been stallin.

Order 5 g of butylone, 250 mg of 25-I and a 48 oz tub of KY Jelly
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on October 13, 2014, 11:38:49 pm
My husband and father both killed my kitten accidently.. its not just that but everything turns to shit... no one but me cares. I am going to end this waste of life because no matter what I do I will amoumt to nothing... the simple pleasure of a kitten isnt even possible.
I'm sorry for your loss. That sounds horrible.

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on October 14, 2014, 12:32:29 am
I should really stop this internet bullshit. It's not good for the soul.

Fuck.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on October 14, 2014, 12:38:48 am
What's up with your username?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on October 14, 2014, 12:59:58 am
What's up with your username?
Power abuse by equanimity.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on October 14, 2014, 02:12:49 am
RisR, change your sig, it's fucking annoying.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 14, 2014, 02:37:15 am
^^^
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Post by: John Smith on October 14, 2014, 04:15:46 am
lol, that's around 5-600$ and you don't even know if you'll like it

http://www.reddit.com/r/RCSources/

$250 from a reputable source.  8)

I'd split it with someone, but most people here are either untrustworthy, irresponsible, or have psychopathic traits and would screw me over due to dislike, for the lulz, or because they care more about keeping their money than any concept of honor.

I've never been close to having an issue with money. I have substantial reserves to sell in an emergency, and would do so to uphold my end of a deal. If I tell someone I'm going to pay them, it's guaranteed they're going to be paid every penny on time. I wouldn't expect anyone to trust me and hate dealing with people, so I'll see what I'll due with the excess, or all of it if I can't find a way to make it enjoyable.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 14, 2014, 04:48:32 am
I've decided to kill myself tonight. have 3 entire ibuprofen pills and a shot of vodka on hand along with a chocolate pudding cup to comfort me on the way out. Goodbye cruel world.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on October 14, 2014, 05:22:09 am
'postin
Fuck off Lanny.

Also my great grandma is dying very soon. She's been in a morphine and ativan coma for 4 days. I'm jealous.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 14, 2014, 06:23:44 am
My suicide attempt didn't work. I'm gonna take 50mg of benadryl and see if that pushes me over the edge. I'm so wasted right now I feel deathly.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 14, 2014, 06:24:27 am
Come over here so I can rape your throat, forcefully. 

You little manboy
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 14, 2014, 06:32:23 am
Mash I swear to god I'll strangle my dick in your luscious locks till it's purple.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 14, 2014, 06:33:01 am
That's pretty fucking explicit bro

You've been thinking about this for awhile, haven't you?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 14, 2014, 06:36:40 am
I practice with shoelaces until the glorious day I can bathe my genitals in your flowing strands. *dreamy sigh*
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 14, 2014, 06:37:35 am
you just made my mouth distort into a sour face :x
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 14, 2014, 06:40:50 am
You're making me wet.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 14, 2014, 06:42:07 am
I do not wish to continue this conversation.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 14, 2014, 06:43:22 am
FINE! I'M GOING TO BED YOU FAGGOT.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 14, 2014, 06:43:38 am
HERPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP I'M GALM
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 14, 2014, 07:17:34 am
Been wanting to order 4 aco dmt and methylone (even though last time m1 disappointed me sohard) and have a John day. I can't decide if I'll regret it or not so I've been stallin.

don't buy methylone from them, for years now their batch has been shit due to its sheer age, it has degraded into the ephedrine counterpart

at least if we're buying from the same nig
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 14, 2014, 07:19:51 am
lol, that's around 5-600$ and you don't even know if you'll like it

$250 from a reputable source.  8)

I'd split it with someone, but most people here are either untrustworthy, irresponsible, or have psychopathic traits and would screw me over due to dislike, for the lulz, or because they care more about keeping their money than any concept of honor.

I've never been close to having an issue with money. I have substantial reserves to sell in an emergency, and would do so to uphold my end of a deal. If I tell someone I'm going to pay them, it's guaranteed they're going to be paid every penny on time. I wouldn't expect anyone to trust me and hate dealing with people, so I'll see what I'll due with the excess, or all of it if I can't find a way to make it enjoyable.

pretty sure no quality tryptamine synth sells for less than 100/g but I'd love to be surprised on that count

also, I hate that fucking reddit
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on October 14, 2014, 10:40:53 am
pretty sure no quality tryptamine synth sells for less than 100/g but I'd love to be surprised on that count

also, I hate that fucking reddit

Do you mean after taking into account bulk pricing and buying close to the source?

Why? The safety argument seems like a load of bullshit, not posting sources for the protection of vendors. If they aren't selling anything illegal, what exactly are they being protected from?

Along with applying to the above, if it's an argument that less exposure will lead to less likelihood of governments banning them, that sounds completely unrealistic. These websites aren't hard to find, if the average person who manages can find them does so, how likely is it that a government employee, significantly more intelligent than the average person and tasked, trained, and payed to do so, able to devote significant time an effort, is going to be unable to?

A more reasonable argument would be erecting barriers to location to reduce the chance that an idiot is going to get their hands on it, do something stupid or kill themselves, then their dumbass parents who don't want to accept that their son is simply a fucking retard will bitch up a storm, some low quality news source will take on the sensationalist story, a politician makes it their temporary cause etc.

I don't really buy that, though. There's nothing stopping a vendor from advertising in the open, making it easy for those kinds of people to find it. You can usually find any RC just by googling "buy x" and one of those sources will probably be legitimate, although the price may be a ripoff. But further, I'd say that there's strong self-selection for intelligence for even being aware of most of these RC's, knowing what they do, why you want them, wanting them enough to put in the effort to find a reputable website, most people knowing they may get ripped off, and pay for it. The average idiot doesn't read the kind of websites where you learn and become aware of RC's like these, and even if they did come across a discussion they'd probably TL;DR and go back to Facebook or their eyes would quickly gloss over because they'd barely be able to grasp any of it.

Overall I doubt this is going to have any significant negative effect at all. There's also the positive effect of making reputation and knowledge of prices more available, leading to a benefit for the consumer. The word of mouth and invite only system is retarded, it's as if we're still living in the feudal ages. The feds probably laugh at the people who think they're doing anything to stop them.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 14, 2014, 06:16:16 pm
pretty sure no quality tryptamine synth sells for less than 100/g but I'd love to be surprised on that count

also, I hate that fucking reddit

Do you mean after taking into account bulk pricing and buying close to the source?

Why? The safety argument seems like a load of bullshit, not posting sources for the protection of vendors. If they aren't selling anything illegal, what exactly are they being protected from?


That has NEVER stopped law enforcement.  Or were you asleep for Web Tryp and Web Tryp 2?  Or the recent raids domestically?  These ARE illegal drugs it's just a funny cat and mouse game pretending they aren't.

You don't go around slobbering on reddit about your AWESOME new dealer you just found in XXX city who hangs out at YYY and looks like ZZZ.  There's a reason many vendors try to HIDE from the prying eyes of google.


Along with applying to the above, if it's an argument that less exposure will lead to less likelihood of governments banning them, that sounds completely unrealistic. These websites aren't hard to find, if the average person who manages can find them does so, how likely is it that a government employee, significantly more intelligent than the average person and tasked, trained, and payed to do so, able to devote significant time an effort, is going to be unable to?

It's more like the more people who know about it, the bigger the giant red target painted on the vendor is. 

A more reasonable argument would be erecting barriers to location to reduce the chance that an idiot is going to get their hands on it, do something stupid or kill themselves, then their dumbass parents who don't want to accept that their son is simply a fucking retard will bitch up a storm, some low quality news source will take on the sensationalist story, a politician makes it their temporary cause etc.

What the fuck are you talking about, erecting barriers?  That 2nd bit is proving my point, thank you.


I don't really buy that, though. There's nothing stopping a vendor from advertising in the open, making it easy for those kinds of people to find it. You can usually find any RC just by googling "buy x" and one of those sources will probably be legitimate, although the price may be a ripoff. But further, I'd say that there's strong self-selection for intelligence for even being aware of most of these RC's, knowing what they do, why you want them, wanting them enough to put in the effort to find a reputable website, most people knowing they may get ripped off, and pay for it. The average idiot doesn't read the kind of websites where you learn and become aware of RC's like these, and even if they did come across a discussion they'd probably TL;DR and go back to Facebook or their eyes would quickly gloss over because they'd barely be able to grasp any of it.

Most of them don't, though.  I'm not sure how aware you are of this but probably about 70% of those buy-xxx search results are scams, 10% are UK vendors no one cares about anyway, and another 10% are shady looking bulk sources.  Maybe 10% gets you a result if you google the right thing.  To that end, the average idiot loves himself some reddit.  What that is, is another, much more public, legalhighguides.  And we all saw what that resulted in.

Overall I doubt this is going to have any significant negative effect at all. There's also the positive effect of making reputation and knowledge of prices more available, leading to a benefit for the consumer. The word of mouth and invite only system is retarded, it's as if we're still living in the feudal ages. The feds probably laugh at the people who think they're doing anything to stop them.

The word of mouth system is what has always worked in the past.  The feds don't care until things get high-profile which publicizing them does.  Web Tryp 1 was because of a bunch of deaths and some RCs going too mainstream.  Then there was nothing - for YEARS - until public forums like legalhighguides popped up.  How long did SR 1 live until that stupid Wired article?  You can argue that these were coincidences if you like.  They really aren't


I'm late for work.

I'm pretty sure you only support publicizing these things because you're unable to make any friends to actually be able to ask for a connection, like it has always been for everyone else
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 14, 2014, 06:45:24 pm
By the way I fully support source sharing so long as wherever it is done is a private, invite only place. 
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 15, 2014, 04:41:14 am
I'm going to try to kill myself again. I am drinking a gallon of bleach and eating two shampoo bottles.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 15, 2014, 04:48:18 am
Why don't you shove a shampoo bottle up your ass instead.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 15, 2014, 04:50:31 am
Yeah it'd absorb much faster.I'll give it a shot. Thanks baby!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on October 15, 2014, 04:53:08 am
Damn this message board is dead. Oh, sweet, my promethease report is done. Damn the free desktop version takes a long time: http://www.snpedia.com/index.php/Promethease

This is fucking cool. So much data if you know how to properly utilize it. Now, let's click on "Bad news" and see how bad it is.

I'm pretty sure you only support publicizing these things because you're unable to make any friends to actually be able to ask for a connection, like it has always been for everyone else

I admit it, I fucking hate that system, but it's not the only reason. Ultimately, if these vendors can't find a better way to deal with the legality and avoid prosecution than by inconspicuousness reliant on people not publicly sharing sources they deserve to get caught. They know the risk they're taking. I really doubt r/RCSources is going to have any significant effect, it only has 575 subscribers, even counting the non-subscription views, stupid message boards are probably responsible for so much more of the share of the negative effects. I'm perfectly willing to increase their risk for my benefit.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 15, 2014, 06:57:04 am
Ultimately, if these vendors can't find a better way to deal with the legality and avoid prosecution than by inconspicuousness reliant on people not publicly sharing sources they deserve to get caught. They know the risk they're taking. I really doubt r/RCSources is going to have any significant effect, it only has 575 subscribers, even counting the non-subscription views, stupid message boards are probably responsible for so much more of the share of the negative effects. I'm perfectly willing to increase their risk for my benefit.

This is the single worst thing I've read in a while.  You are aware that your own selfishness works to ruin things for everyone else, right?  Or did that get lost in the fog of aspergers
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 15, 2014, 07:00:51 am
Man after getting to use a set of Proto tools at work I fell in love with them and looked up how much it cost to buy a set, fucking shit a basic set costs almost as much as my fucking truck did
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 15, 2014, 07:24:26 am
You peese of shit
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 15, 2014, 09:59:04 am
Ultimately, if these vendors can't find a better way to deal with the legality and avoid prosecution than by inconspicuousness reliant on people not publicly sharing sources they deserve to get caught. They know the risk they're taking. I really doubt r/RCSources is going to have any significant effect, it only has 575 subscribers, even counting the non-subscription views, stupid message boards are probably responsible for so much more of the share of the negative effects. I'm perfectly willing to increase their risk for my benefit.

This is the single worst thing I've read in a while.  You are aware that your own selfishness works to ruin things for everyone else, right?  Or did that get lost in the fog of aspergers

muh code of criminal conduct
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 15, 2014, 10:01:49 am
(http://i.imgur.com/ss4bFTf.png)

objective proof that everyone is an idiot except me
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 15, 2014, 08:33:12 pm
Sploo you are god, I am not worthy
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 15, 2014, 09:42:31 pm
the gollum hydro thing is pretty funny if its true but itsso lame im convinced its not

you both Suck.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 15, 2014, 10:00:56 pm
I MAKE MONEY ALL DAY THEN I BALL WITH THE PROFITS NIGGAS HATIN' ON ME I TELL HEY NIGGA STOP IT
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Ninja on October 15, 2014, 10:08:45 pm
how likely is it that a government employee, significantly more intelligent than the average person...

This made me laugh so fucking hard.  I'm sorry to inform you, but most government employees are fucking retarded.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on October 15, 2014, 10:53:17 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArAQifuFiOs
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 15, 2014, 10:55:18 pm
Thanks PoC, now I know what to play in trt :)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 15, 2014, 11:47:27 pm
the gollum hydro thing is pretty funny if its true but itsso lame im convinced its not

you both Suck.
It's actually not true lol. I can't believe anybody fell for it, it was all one big elaborate troll we thought of while we were drunk.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bling bling on October 16, 2014, 12:05:35 am
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 16, 2014, 12:06:03 am
i became an arachist at 13
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on October 16, 2014, 01:16:02 am
how likely is it that a government employee, significantly more intelligent than the average person...

This made me laugh so fucking hard.  I'm sorry to inform you, but most government employees are fucking retarded.

I know, and I knew someone would probably misunderstand this. I meant in that field. To give you a comparison, the average IQ for a university graduate (4 year degree) is 115. The average IQ for the average White is 100, 1 standard deviation below that. That's bad, really really bad. So even though someone in that position is going to be significantly more intelligent than average, it's a pretty low bar to beat.

the gollum hydro thing is pretty funny if its true but itsso lame im convinced its not

you both Suck.
It's actually not true lol. I can't believe anybody fell for it, it was all one big elaborate troll we thought of while we were drunk.

I never believed it. She is pregnant though, right?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 16, 2014, 01:49:42 am
psychometrics is hardly even a real science lol
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Max Headroom on October 16, 2014, 02:07:32 am
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 16, 2014, 05:13:30 am
how likely is it that a government employee, significantly more intelligent than the average person...

This made me laugh so fucking hard.  I'm sorry to inform you, but most government employees are fucking retarded.

I know, and I knew someone would probably misunderstand this. I meant in that field. To give you a comparison, the average IQ for a university graduate (4 year degree) is 115. The average IQ for the average White is 100, 1 standard deviation below that. That's bad, really really bad. So even though someone in that position is going to be significantly more intelligent than average, it's a pretty low bar to beat.

the gollum hydro thing is pretty funny if its true but itsso lame im convinced its not

you both Suck.
It's actually not true lol. I can't believe anybody fell for it, it was all one big elaborate troll we thought of while we were drunk.

I never believed it. She is pregnant though, right?
I was trolling dude. I did go diving in her swimmy hole and she is pregnant. The timing and circumstances make it likely to have been me. I mean you guys wouldn't believe it anyway even if we had a porno made with our usernames written in sharpie on us so, believe what you want. You know, I trolled on here about being gay so much she had to ask? Lolol. Fuck you should see her dildo collection she has an entire cabinet for them and they're all organized by size. I hope she doesn't see this post, she told me not to tell anyone.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 16, 2014, 05:14:02 am
"Tyrone johnstone" was my favorite dildo
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 16, 2014, 05:16:43 am
she gon' see it and get mad
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 16, 2014, 05:22:51 am
If only I told you the things she does to that poor Tyrone...
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 16, 2014, 07:16:21 am
Man I cannot wait to buy myself a Saddleback Leather wallet.  Expensive, but worth it.  I might spring for one of their belts too.

same thing for straight razors, found a well-rated dude selling used ones, pre-honed and ready, he's got some for cheap that are cosmetically blemished for people like me just dipping their toe in to start.

Christmas this year is gonna rule just off what I'm getting myself
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bleh on October 16, 2014, 12:09:19 pm
You guys, what happened?

 :cosby:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 16, 2014, 12:37:29 pm
Bill Cosby happened.  Yes, yes he did.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bleh on October 16, 2014, 12:49:09 pm
Bill Cosby happened.  Yes, yes he did.

Shit, i didn't want to jump to conclusions but i had i feeling that was the case. :'(
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Max Headroom on October 16, 2014, 04:39:10 pm
my 15 minute schizorant turned into bill cosby at one point, the influenza is too stronguh
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 16, 2014, 04:42:37 pm
since we're both formally trained in aspieness could you make my album better somehow?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Max Headroom on October 16, 2014, 04:54:06 pm
ill engineer/master it to the fullest extent ill tell u when its finished
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 16, 2014, 04:55:46 pm
4 real?

if it ends up actually sounding good i'll give you half credit bro don't shoot up the school
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on October 16, 2014, 05:44:52 pm
the gollum hydro thing is pretty funny if its true but itsso lame im convinced its not

you both Suck.
It's actually not true lol. I can't believe anybody fell for it, it was all one big elaborate troll we thought of while we were drunk.

Called it, I didn't believe that shit for a second
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 16, 2014, 07:20:39 pm
the gollum hydro thing is pretty funny if its true but itsso lame im convinced its not

you both Suck.
It's actually not true lol. I can't believe anybody fell for it, it was all one big elaborate troll we thought of while we were drunk.

Called it, I didn't believe that shit for a second

Man everyone was a fool, but not you poc! You can see past bullshit like this unlike most people.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 16, 2014, 07:47:15 pm
PoC is smart.  come to tc golum
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on October 16, 2014, 10:29:46 pm
Hey gollum- thanks for calling me a liar. Your a real friend and all.

Anyone want this faggots phone # address or other personal information? Since Im a troll I guess I better start acting like one... maybe Im trolling , maybe Im not.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 16, 2014, 10:38:51 pm
hydromorphone you suck
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on October 16, 2014, 10:41:36 pm
I didnt even want to bother mentioning it.. and only confirmed it for his troll ass. Guess thats how you get called a liar when all youve ever been in life is an honest person- maybe stupid, but always honest.

Dont bother texting, nigger- number is changed again. Dont contact me especially after being called a liar by a good friend. Dont even bother with snailmail... he dont want to ever talk to you again after you brought this shit up and make me look like the fuckhead you always are.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: hydromorphone on October 16, 2014, 10:44:43 pm
I do. I must say I can suck dick pretty good.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: bling bling on October 16, 2014, 10:57:34 pm
kill yourself worthless attention whore
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 16, 2014, 11:03:04 pm
I didnt even want to bother mentioning it.. and only confirmed it for his troll ass. Guess thats how you get called a liar when all youve ever been in life is an honest person- maybe stupid, but always honest.

Dont bother texting, nigger- number is changed again. Dont contact me especially after being called a liar by a good friend. Dont even bother with snailmail... he dont want to ever talk to you again after you brought this shit up and make me look like the fuckhead you always are.

Seriously quit addressing him in this thread hydromorphone.  Nobody gives a fuck.

Oh we don't want to talk to you again

blah blah don't give a fuck
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 16, 2014, 11:43:48 pm
Alright since she actually got mad over me trolling I'm gonna address it all with you fucks and then never expect a word of it again. I thought she was trolling back till I called to find out her number was in fact disconnected... This was never a troll. Everything she has said was truth. I made up a bunch of shit because well, I'm gollum and that's what I do. She had to ask to make sure I actually wasn't gay when I was down there lol. But the one thing I didn't troll about was this situation. It's true as much as you people don't want to believe it. I know it sounds ridiculous but it's the truth.

I hitchhiked there, I actually hitchhiked there. We actually hung out and I stayed with her for 3 weeks. She took my virginity. Now she's pregnant, she's really really pregnant and due to circumstances I don't care to explain to any of you, there is a high possibility that it's my child. This is all 100% true. I'm not sure she owns a single dildo and there's definitely no "Tyrone", I never saw one while I was down there.

Whether or not any of you choose to believe this or not is up to you but if you want, head on into tinychat and I will confirm it all with a straight face. If you happen to see fubi in there you can ask him how distraught I was on camera when I had first found out about this and was getting ready to call her that morning after. Go ask anybody in there about it because they've all seen my face during this entire ordeal.  I'm not joking, I'm not kidding, you've all said your piece on the baby and this situation and blah blah blah.
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 16, 2014, 11:47:24 pm
due to circumstances I don't care to explain to any of you, there is a high possibility that it's my child

Hah he premature ejac'ed all up in them guts
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Post by: splooge gook on October 17, 2014, 12:26:28 am
nigs gon nig
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Post by: WS on October 17, 2014, 01:27:35 am
ppl feelings get hurt when they figure out what I'm worth
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Post by: WS on October 17, 2014, 01:29:18 am
hydromorphone you suck

qft.. jesus christ you fat piece a shit stfu.
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 17, 2014, 05:51:09 am
I love that nobody has figured out ws is my troll account yet.
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Post by: Lanny on October 17, 2014, 05:57:23 am
I knew all trolls that have been...
... I know all trolls that will ever be
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Post by: bling bling on October 17, 2014, 03:07:11 pm
I knew all trolls that have been...
... I know all trolls that will ever be

im gonna tell you the truth about us trolls

ourr storrriieee

back in the middle ages i was being made fun of

so i hided under a bridge

i found some of couple females thats how i found my beutifil wife

my son was the cutest babby uwould ever see

everyone has to know the name of the trolls
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 17, 2014, 03:25:40 pm
Good afternooon faggets
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 17, 2014, 03:26:18 pm
This morning I nearly cut my pinky finger off on the stove. Will report back if I don't pass out due to blood loss. Here's Jim with the weather.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 17, 2014, 03:31:36 pm
being in bed with a girl didn't really feels any feels since my only other point of comparison was high dose DXM and sucking an emo girls tits. i miss these people though.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: reject on October 17, 2014, 04:09:40 pm
Alright since she actually got mad over me trolling I'm gonna address it all with you fucks and then never expect a word of it again. I thought she was trolling back till I called to find out her number was in fact disconnected... This was never a troll. Everything she has said was truth. I made up a bunch of shit because well, I'm gollum and that's what I do. She had to ask to make sure I actually wasn't gay when I was down there lol. But the one thing I didn't troll about was this situation. It's true as much as you people don't want to believe it. I know it sounds ridiculous but it's the truth.

I hitchhiked there, I actually hitchhiked there. We actually hung out and I stayed with her for 3 weeks. She took my virginity. Now she's pregnant, she's really really pregnant and due to circumstances I don't care to explain to any of you, there is a high possibility that it's my child. This is all 100% true. I'm not sure she owns a single dildo and there's definitely no "Tyrone", I never saw one while I was down there.

Whether or not any of you choose to believe this or not is up to you but if you want, head on into tinychat and I will confirm it all with a straight face. If you happen to see fubi in there you can ask him how distraught I was on camera when I had first found out about this and was getting ready to call her that morning after. Go ask anybody in there about it because they've all seen my face during this entire ordeal.  I'm not joking, I'm not kidding, you've all said your piece on the baby and this situation and blah blah blah.

Fair play to you Gollum, you shag a chick once and get her pregnant. Your swimmers must have been eager.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 17, 2014, 08:06:53 pm
i want to have babies with hydro now
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Post by: bling bling on October 18, 2014, 12:03:23 am
dickyhexilnitrate
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 18, 2014, 12:11:30 am
i want to have babies with hydro now

i'll cum in her mouth i don't feel comfortable having another child in this world


you can cum in her loose plug socket
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 18, 2014, 12:25:01 am
There isn't a chinese takeout place worth a shit anywhere around here  >:(

Fuck this authentic chink nonsense I want a plate of orange chicken dammit and I sure as shit don't want to drive to a Panda Express
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 18, 2014, 12:35:37 am
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 18, 2014, 12:42:12 am
There isn't a chinese takeout place worth a shit anywhere around here  >:(

Fuck this authentic chink nonsense I want a plate of orange chicken dammit and I sure as shit don't want to drive to a Panda Express

Dang bro we have a pretty decent chinese place up town.  Had some broccoli and beef, sesame and sweet and sour chicken.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 18, 2014, 02:00:33 am
I saved my time and money and just bought 2 butterfingers for 1.50
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 18, 2014, 02:18:56 am
rip off
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 18, 2014, 02:27:02 am
Mash is continually sending pictures of his dick to me via text. I'm writing this here as a public statement of his sexual harassment, so that everybody knows what this sick fuck is up to. Go fucking die in a hole mash, you're disgusting.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 18, 2014, 02:31:59 am
You're a liar and I hate you.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 18, 2014, 03:12:33 am
being in bed with a girl didn't really feels any feels since my only other point of comparison was high dose DXM and sucking an emo girls tits. i miss these people though.

still this
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Zero on October 18, 2014, 02:22:30 pm
Cocaine & bitches tonight. I've invited my boss around to slam my gf's mate. This is going to be an orgy.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on October 18, 2014, 03:50:27 pm
Cocaine & bitches tonight. I've invited my boss around to slam my gf's mate. This is going to be an orgy.

Take a whole two liter, pour a whole pint in it
Man, I'm in the club 'sleep cause that lean got me trippin
Plus I smoked a ounce, nigga?
Plus I'm on the mollies, nigga?
Clear crystals keep me up
That lean bring me down, nigga

(http://imjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/chav-scum.jpg)
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Post by: Piles of Crack on October 18, 2014, 06:41:48 pm
Staples is right next door to my work and they threw a nice brand new office chair in the trash today for having scuffed legs on it, free upgrade from the wooden piece of shit I was using
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on October 18, 2014, 06:45:26 pm
I wonder if you can get a baby high by blowing weed smoke in a girl's snatch
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Post by: Obvious Alt on October 18, 2014, 06:47:50 pm
I wonder if you can get a baby high by blowing weed smoke in a girl's snatch
No...
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 18, 2014, 07:13:21 pm
Cocaine & bitches tonight. I've invited my boss around to slam my gf's mate. This is going to be an orgy.

Take a whole two liter, pour a whole pint in it
Man, I'm in the club 'sleep cause that lean got me trippin
Plus I smoked a ounce, nigga?
Plus I'm on the mollies, nigga?
Clear crystals keep me up
That lean bring me down, nigga

(http://imjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/chav-scum.jpg)

I think I see fubi
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 18, 2014, 10:38:51 pm
4-HO-MET & AL-LAD on the way  :psych: 



So, whenever the order gets here I'll have a 1 blotter surplus of LSZ and AL-LAD each... trade for?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Max Headroom on October 19, 2014, 08:59:39 am
LSZ sounds fake and Haddad jewish
My fat girlfriend came over for the first time in a 3 months and I busted the biggest load on her tits while on dxm and buspar because buspar is like fuckin viagracialis for me eveythings goin great, piracetam made visuals like in a sigma plateaulatticevectorfractal
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 19, 2014, 09:43:33 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01ja-hEqvIs

lsz would be all right if it didn't last so fucking long.  I doubt it will synthed again in the near future since so much product is lost in isolating the S,S isomer it isn't really worth doing
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Post by: Nasheeds and Lesbians on October 19, 2014, 07:34:59 pm
LSZ sounds fake and Haddad jewish
My fat girlfriend came over for the first time in a 3 months and I busted the biggest load on her tits while on dxm and buspar because buspar is like fuckin viagracialis for me eveythings goin great, piracetam made visuals like in a sigma plateaulatticevectorfractal

lol, holy shit fucking buspar, I used to sniff those all the time in jail then immediately regret doing so, basically it's like an adrenalin rush for like 10 minutes then you feel like crashing (at least in jail where drugs have been known to affect people differently) and could basically drop to the floor and fall asleep. They give you a weak kinda headache if you sniff too much. Fuck, I sniffed 5 one time fuckin flew.

 Everyone calls them "buzz bars" and I didn't know their pharmaceutical name was similar even in jail they're kinda seen as a drug for fiends but I'd still sniff them out of boredom sometimes. I think I sniffed 2 and tried to play baseball once. Fuck, they're pretty gross. Everytime I did them I'd say "ok, I'm gonna remember this, last time" but then a few weeks later I'd be walking around bored and decide to go tell someone to give me some of their meds.

I couldn't imagine doing them on the street. Get help.

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 20, 2014, 07:50:47 am
Seriously though I'm debating on cutting this ant in half for science maybe it'll grow into more ants the world may never know.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: reject on October 20, 2014, 07:59:48 am
I miss Zoklet.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 20, 2014, 08:00:13 am
me too :(
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: reject on October 20, 2014, 08:35:46 am
Never know what you got, until it's gone.

Is TC still tinybltc?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 20, 2014, 08:38:30 am
yes
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Post by: Brain surgeon on October 20, 2014, 04:51:28 pm
Sigh.........
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 20, 2014, 05:13:05 pm
intosanxtuary is so shitty ive become the best poster. think about that for a minute
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on October 20, 2014, 05:14:44 pm
You're not the best poster. Think about that for a minute.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on October 20, 2014, 06:09:57 pm
So my bud dealer gave me two free 'mollies' that he explained didn't have a strong dopaminergenic (dgaf) effect but only a strong serotonin rush. Hab, any ideas on what kinda bath salts I got? I'm gonna snort a little and check then probably do it all anyway but I'm also too lazy to look shit up.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 20, 2014, 06:12:05 pm
Burgin so hard niggas wanna find me
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 20, 2014, 06:54:52 pm
So my bud dealer gave me two free 'mollies' that he explained didn't have a strong dopaminergenic (dgaf) effect but only a strong serotonin rush. Hab, any ideas on what kinda bath salts I got? I'm gonna snort a little and check then probably do it all anyway but I'm also too lazy to look shit up.

Since it's off the street I'd hazard to say Ethylone but it could also be 5-apb

Either way I'd take both at once
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Midnight Sun on October 20, 2014, 07:04:12 pm
It could be MDEA but I'd be really surprised since no one makes it unless there's a massive fuck up in MDMA synthesis

You'll basically know if it's ethylone if you feel next to nothing, if it's 5-apb it will be slightly psychedelic but not on the scale of MDA, MDEA will put you straight to sleep, 5-mapb will feel pretty similar to mdma
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on October 20, 2014, 09:10:21 pm
Damn this place is bad. I don't even post anymore because there is no point.

Never thought I'd see the death of the totse commune so early in my life.  It's sad :(.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Toxication on October 21, 2014, 01:38:41 am
Nearly 100 pages of this shit
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on October 21, 2014, 03:02:20 am
I'm gonna be post 1.5k and nobody can stop me.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on October 21, 2014, 12:24:11 pm
I'm gonna be post 1.5k and nobody can stop me.

I thought only 1337 cared about that dumb shit
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on October 21, 2014, 01:03:11 pm
I'm gonna be post 1.5k and nobody can stop me.

I thought only 1337 cared about that dumb shit
Hey fuck you, pal.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on October 21, 2014, 03:29:57 pm
^69,tehehe
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Post by: Lanny on October 21, 2014, 03:30:11 pm
new page, fuck
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on October 21, 2014, 03:31:10 pm
We should merge this thread with the staff complaint thread.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on October 21, 2014, 03:34:29 pm
let's just merge every thread in every forum. I bet there'll be like 20 post contiguous blocks of just sploo posts
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 21, 2014, 03:36:04 pm
let's just merge every thread in every forum. I bet there'll be like 20 post contiguous blocks of just sploo posts

I am honestly starting to wonder just exactly what it would look like if every thread in this whole site was merged into one huge mega-thread of faggotry.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on October 21, 2014, 03:41:49 pm
Yesterday I was one minute behind, today, I'm three steps ahead. 8)

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=3479.0
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 21, 2014, 03:58:48 pm
Yesterday I was one minute behind, today, I'm three steps ahead. 8)

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=3479.0

this idea should be a concept for a new sort of BB
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 21, 2014, 06:46:54 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01ja-hEqvIs

lsz would be all right if it didn't last so fucking long.  I doubt it will synthed again in the near future since so much product is lost in isolating the S,S isomer it isn't really worth doing

Lol Invader Zim was so ahead of its times.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 21, 2014, 06:48:46 pm
You're not the best poster. Think about that for a minute.

Me and Sploo are like the most active posters.  I think the community owes us.
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 21, 2014, 07:26:35 pm
I got a job. Content! Real life update! I will be a cashier at a craft storee! Yaaaay!

Seriously why the fuck has trt become so fucking dead and devoid of entertainment.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 21, 2014, 07:31:01 pm
don't touch the children.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on October 21, 2014, 09:06:05 pm

Quote
Me and Sploo are like the most active shit-posters.  I think the community hates us.

FTFY 
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Post by: kroz on October 21, 2014, 09:43:21 pm
actually im the most active shit poster, not that im proud of it or anything, just ask risir, bill the cat, and crazy mike
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 21, 2014, 09:44:22 pm

Quote
Me and Sploo are like the most active shit-posters.  I think the community hates us.

FTFY

fuck you brain surgeon we keep this community alive
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on October 21, 2014, 10:14:42 pm
actually im the most active shit poster, not that im proud of it or anything, just ask risir, bill the cat, and crazy mike

292 posts, you ain't even in this shitposting minor league son. Step yo game up.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on October 21, 2014, 10:34:40 pm
forreal lanny knows
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Post by: kroz on October 21, 2014, 11:10:58 pm
Hey it's about quality over quantity, plus I have a life compared to some of you guys lol
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: starvingniglet on October 21, 2014, 11:25:05 pm
actually im the most active shit poster, not that im proud of it or anything, just ask risir, bill the cat, and crazy mike

ask me what? 
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: kroz on October 21, 2014, 11:45:48 pm
actually im the most active shit poster, not that im proud of it or anything, just ask risir, bill the cat, and crazy mike

ask me what?

can't jew weeed mista? can't jeeeww weeeed?!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: starvingniglet on October 21, 2014, 11:47:46 pm
can't jew weeed mista? can't jeeeww weeeed?!

there is no question anywhere in there....
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: kroz on October 21, 2014, 11:51:30 pm
can't jew weeed mista? can't jeeeww weeeed?!


never said there was artard

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: starvingniglet on October 22, 2014, 12:00:24 am
never said there was artard

but yet you said 'ask crazy mike'....ask me what, you fucking obtuse, incomprehensible spaz?
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 22, 2014, 12:25:34 am
you nigggers don't even know


faggot ass niggers

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Post by: Lanny on October 22, 2014, 12:26:55 am
"spaz", what is this, the 90s?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: starvingniglet on October 22, 2014, 12:30:36 am
"spaz", what is this, the 90s?

I carefully chose that word, as it perfectly describes kroz
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 22, 2014, 12:33:40 am
(http://upload.tinychat.com/ssf7/360059/a2/colonoscopy/tinybltc/10-21-2014.jpg)

Good job
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Post by: Lanny on October 22, 2014, 12:53:52 am
How old is that photo? Is 4j still alive?
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Post by: kroz on October 22, 2014, 02:11:43 am
"spaz", what is this, the 90s?

I carefully chose that word, as it perfectly describes kroz

why because it has a ''z'' in it? first stravingniglet hurps than he durps!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on October 22, 2014, 03:53:59 am
JJJJ is immortality

Jx4 is swag

4j is ham

Lanny is not these things.

Lanny is liked less than schplew and our resident cat fucker.


And mash I was really just referring to schplew as being a shit poster but you lumped yourself in with him
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on October 22, 2014, 04:10:25 am
wowah, hostile
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on October 22, 2014, 04:10:31 am
1500 bitches
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on October 22, 2014, 04:45:48 am
Don't share your pasta if you won't share your heart.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on October 22, 2014, 06:05:42 am
Lanny is that guy you had to be really mean to in highschool because his aspergers had him convinced that he was friends with you.

Lanny is Gail the snail.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on October 22, 2014, 06:07:18 am
1500
5
0
0
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 22, 2014, 06:42:07 am
Lanny is that guy you had to be really mean to in highschool because his aspergers had him convinced that he was friends with you.

Lanny is Gail the snail.
you sound absolutely pleasant bro
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Post by: splooge gook on October 22, 2014, 07:28:03 am
1500
5
0
0

a matrice?

holy shit
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Post by: splooge gook on October 22, 2014, 07:37:41 am
!@#$%
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#
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%
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on October 22, 2014, 09:01:55 am
I'm disappointed that no one speculated on my possible suicide. Woah, my last post before this one was on the 15th. I didn't know it had been that long. Spilled water on my laptop keyboard and waited a few days for a new one rather than going out and buying an external one to use temporarily, in part because I am a shut-in. First time in my life I've ruined a keyboard. Very cheap to replace via ebay. Protip: If it ever happens to you, immediately turn it upside down and turn off the power/disconnect the power source, then allow it to dry (don't use a hair drier). Couldn't get into windows, only linux, due to dual booting, and didn't have access to my passwords, resetting not being an option. Took the time as an excuse to do other things.

What if the reason for the fermi paradox is that once a singularity occurs the artificial intelligence is eventually able to find a way to leave this universe/dimension and never return? What if it could somehow receive information about and sift through the multiverses, possibly even entirely different planes of existence that are radically different, choosing one that is essentially its version of heaven? I remember watching a program on PBS, possibly Nova, years ago and a segment speculated on the possibility of being able to use gravitons for communication through the multiverse. Nowhere near qualified to comment on this.

Also, sploo, one day you will no longer be the smartest human alive. Also, think about the implications of this for human advancement: http://nautil.us/issue/18/genius/super_intelligent-humans-are-coming

Note: It may seem pop-sci, but the writer is actually very good. He's a theoretical physicist who then focused on psychometrics and has/is working with the company in China doing the GWAS study to find which genes are correlated with intelligence. His claim of a 1000 IQ may be unrealistic and it ignores the messiness of human biology, gene-gene interactions, but there really is no reason why this is unlikely to eventually work and give rise to humans far more intelligent than have ever existed. He blogs here: www.infoproc.blogspot.com

In the book "The 10,000 Year Explosion" there's a section that examines mutations/genetic disorders found in Ashkenazi Jews which may provide a large IQ boost, possibly around 10 points for one of them. The effects they have make this seem feasible and could lead to cognitive enhancers that actually work. The studies to prove the correlation would be very easy to do, but of course no one has done them due to things being the way they are. You should read that part; if you ever think of a possible way to or find something that could elicit the same effect let me know. Better you do this now so you won't miss any possible connections as you come across them.
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Post by: Midnight Sun on October 22, 2014, 09:37:17 am
since when was this moved to HB

fuck it, I'm logging out of this stinkheap
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 22, 2014, 10:36:01 am
yo WTF that's fucked up

did the mods forget the whole reason for the retarded thread?
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Post by: RisiR on October 22, 2014, 11:41:37 am
Hey Malice, I'm glad you're still alive.



Fuck. The. Mods.
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 22, 2014, 12:11:35 pm
Fuck. The. Mods.

 :tup:
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Post by: splooge gook on October 22, 2014, 12:15:28 pm
I'm disappointed that no one speculated on my possible suicide.

I did.
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Post by: Lanny on October 22, 2014, 03:27:09 pm
1500
5
0
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a matrice?

holy shit

Yeah dude, I know all about matrixs, I took linear algebra. It's all about those car teasing products
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on October 22, 2014, 05:38:08 pm
Also, sploo, one day you will no longer be the smartest human alive. Also, think about the implications of this for human advancement: http://nautil.us/issue/18/genius/super_intelligent-humans-are-coming

lol
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Post by: 1337 on October 23, 2014, 12:08:51 am
I like how this thread gets moved yet all the meth cooking threads that should be in lab tips stayed here. Fucking imbeciles.
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Post by: John Smith on October 23, 2014, 02:19:32 am
It's still the retarded thread, regardless of location. Spurious would probably be a better place, draw in more of the userbase who is likely to participate.

On Zoklet I had the idea of making "The Random Thread: No retards allowed!".
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Post by: John Smith on October 23, 2014, 03:03:08 am
http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2jzbb5/report_autopsy_shows_michael_brown_shot_at_close/

Ha-ha-fucking-HA! Fuck the common culture of the left! Just like with Tray Tray even reddit, filled with liberal college brats, eventually turned against him once the evidence became overwhelming.

It's amazing how accurate this turned out once again:

(http://i.imgur.com/h1q5SUH.jpg)
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 23, 2014, 03:11:08 am
Ha-ha-fucking-HA! Fuck the common culture of the left! Just like with Tray Tray even reddit, filled with liberal college brats, eventually turned against him once the evidence became overwhelming

I like you now, even though I still think transhumanism is bullshit
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Post by: Lanny on October 23, 2014, 03:53:20 am
Ha-ha-fucking-HA! Fuck the common culture of the left! Just like with Tray Tray even reddit, filled with liberal college brats, eventually turned against him once the evidence became overwhelming.

People changing their opinion as evidence comes to light? Clearly an example of liberal bias and poor critical thinking skills.  :jerkoff:
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Post by: John Smith on October 23, 2014, 04:32:27 am
No, I used it as an example of how absurd they standard progressive story becomes that even on the largest subreddits, generally dominated by the left, common opinion eventually turns against them. Don't tell me you haven't noticed that every single time a racial event such as this occurs the vast majority of leftist media automatically completely sides with the minority and provides a highly biased, unbalanced, inaccurate, and distorted journalism.

That being said, I do think that even though the reddit user base, at least for the more popular boards which become subject to the law of averages, drawing in more common people of lower intellect and lowering the quality in contrast to, say, subreddits like r/science, technology, nootropics, which due to self-selection tend to draw people of considerably higher intellect and knowledge, which leads to higher overall quality, tend to have a strong progressive bias, countervailing factors are the upvoting system, which allows strong sound arguments to have a much higher chance of exposure and rising to the top, along with being primarily male, which means they significantly lean more towards thinking on the scale of thinking-feeling relative to women, have greater emotional control, and generally a better grasp of logic and reasoning and less of a biological inclination towards leftism (I can back this up, there are factors that predispose people towards certain ideologies).

http://www.people.fas.harvard.edu/~iversen/PDFfiles/LottKenny.pdf
Did Women’s Suffrage Change the Size and Scope of Government?
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Post by: Lanny on October 23, 2014, 04:58:39 am
So you're saying communities with a majority left leaning population tend to report on events... in a left leaning way? Wow, big surprise there.

My point was the very fact that a community is able to change it's collective opinion implies that said opinion is based on something which has changed over time. The obvious variable is evidence. We ought to praise communities, as well as individuals, for having the intellectual integrity to reverse a judgement in the face of additional evidence.
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Post by: John Smith on October 23, 2014, 05:40:19 am
There's nothing inherently left leaning about the behaviors I described.

It shouldn't have taken this long for the consensus to turn against Brown and from the start the bias was strongly and overwhelmingly in favor of him despite readily available evidence, if they would ever venture out of their narrow progressive bubble, that should have cause a reasonable person doubt. That's a clear sign of bias, of a deficiency in logic and reasoning, and it should be condemned. This happens every single time. And the majority of the left still sides with Brown, the most upvoted comments in reddit posts aren't representative of all members of a community.
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Post by: Lanny on October 23, 2014, 05:57:00 am
I can't address this specific issue since I don't know anything about it but my point was, as stated, a community reversing an opinion is not grounds to criticize. If there really was bias to start with (probably wasn't since you see liberal bias in every shadow) then fine, bias, that's bad. But overcoming bias is the last thing anyone should be criticizing.
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Post by: John Smith on October 23, 2014, 09:42:38 am
I never criticized that. I already addressed that point, and stated that the fact that even those knuckleheads turned against Brown shows how ludicrous the progressive narrative is.

I like you now, even though I still think transhumanism is bullshit

Why? If you could upgrade your body with augmentations, such as these: http://deusex.wikia.com/wiki/Augmentation
would you, would you like to? Then congratulations, you're a transhumanist.

We already augment our existence with technology, with medication, why decide to draw an arbitrary line at some point? Most people who are critical of transhumanism are probably so due to not actually understanding it, the naturalistic fallacy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naturalistic_fallacy), or misconceptions. You probably see it as some unrealistic trekkie neckbeard bullshit. Well, yeah, a lot of self described transhumanists probably do fit that profile (Lanny), but predictions of when certain things will occur, when technologies will be available, are beside the point. It's probably not going to happen in 5 years, it might take a few decades, but when it does, it's going to have phenomenal and fascinating effects on human society, the human experience. There's absolutely no reason why this is unfeasible, if you're well read you've likely come across stories about technology currently available or that's being developed that demonstrates the possibility of a clear trajectory towards flat out augmentation of even non-disordered human beings. Most people are simply dumb as shit, don't fucking read, and barely understand anything, anything that they can't currently buy is science fiction to them and they'll just look at you with a dumb look on their face as if you're describing magic. Fucking commoners.

I myself am interested in acquiring some augmentations other than my current drug regime. Take a look at this and tell it's not fucking cool: http://www.stromamedical.com/page/patient-info-faq

Quote
The Strōma procedure is a simple, outpatient procedure that uses a gentle, low-energy laser to change the color of the patient’s eyes from brown to blue.

After the procedure, however, many patients will have a so-called “limbal ring,” which is a ring of dark pigment around the outer perimeter of a light iris. This can be very attractive. Consider the green eyes of Sharbat Gula, the Afghan woman featured on the cover of the June 1985 issue of National Geographic Magazine. If the patient has this feature, there is nothing we can or would do to remove it. If a patient does not have this feature, our procedure might be able to leave some pigment around the iris perimeter to create the appearance of a natural limbal ring.

(http://www.stromamedical.com/000_vig_user_files/site_uploaded/25158/afghan_girl.jpg)

Definitely getting the limbal ring. The eyes of a demon. Will head out of the country to get it cheaper and sooner at a hospital that caters to medical tourists. Should be available next year.

A vasectomy could also be considered a form of augmentation. Snip the vas deferens and you'll never have to worry about getting a girl pregnant. I'd consider that a massive benefit, and lifelong at that.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 23, 2014, 10:01:31 am
as soon as i down my happy meds with a swig of monster i can feel the neurotransmitters start buzzing up my (fused) spine
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Post by: John Smith on October 23, 2014, 11:15:43 am
Sploo, think of something crazy for me to do in San Francisco or UC Berkeley. Something creative, original, and extreme, something that most people would be unwilling to do. Halloween and the Christmas period would be the main targets. Chaos, mayhem.
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Post by: RisiR on October 23, 2014, 11:28:40 am
Sudden cocaine cravings just hit me out of nowhere. Probably the weather.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 23, 2014, 11:42:41 am
Sploo, think of something crazy for me to do in San Francisco or UC Berkeley. Something creative, original, and extreme, something that most people would be unwilling to do. Halloween and the Christmas period would be the main targets. Chaos, mayhem.

walk around wearing a cardboard cutout costume of an illuminati pyramid and walk around with like ten different cameras in your head and point them at everyone who goes by. if you see someone sitting down you can crawl back into your cutout and then  when they finally look behind them they see an illuminati pyramid crawling closer to them with a microphone an inch away from their ass

DO IT

if a reporter asks you anything, the first thing you need to do is stare at him in the eyes intensely for a few seconds and then ask him what his iq is.if he responds take a notepad out of your pocket and write the number down and put it back in your pocket
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Post by: John Smith on October 23, 2014, 01:23:16 pm
God damn your schizophrenia!
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Post by: splooge gook on October 23, 2014, 01:30:34 pm
malice, would you want to develop my psychometrics project with me. nobody else has these interests,
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Post by: Lanny on October 23, 2014, 03:01:17 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd9w7aK6D
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Post by: Michael Myers on October 23, 2014, 03:03:02 pm
Why has this been moved to HB?
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 23, 2014, 03:49:29 pm
Why has this been moved to HB?

because the staff here are faggots and do what they want instead of what the community wants. 

Sort of like a restaurant that makes all the owners favorite dishes while customers slowly stop going there because the food sucks.
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Post by: Michael Myers on October 23, 2014, 03:54:55 pm
Why has this been moved to HB?

because the staff here are faggots and do what they want instead of what the community wants. 

Sort of like a restaurant that makes all the owners favorite dishes while customers slowly stop going there because the food sucks.

BRB, posting in staff hate thread.
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 23, 2014, 04:01:46 pm
Why has this been moved to HB?

because the staff here are faggots and do what they want instead of what the community wants. 

Sort of like a restaurant that makes all the owners favorite dishes while customers slowly stop going there because the food sucks.

BRB, posting in staff hate thread.

people are getting infracted and banned for posting 'staff hate outside the official staff hate thread'.  This place is a seething zoo of faggotry.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 23, 2014, 06:41:02 pm
God damn your schizophrenia!

he's not schizophrenic
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Post by: 1337 on October 24, 2014, 12:15:24 am
Hey HM, I tried texting you but I'm not sure if I have your current number. Just wanted to tell you I moved, so don't send anything to my old address. Give me your new number if you got one, the last I have is the Hawaiian one.
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Post by: John Smith on October 24, 2014, 05:07:50 am
http://www.bit-tech.net/news/hardware/2014/10/02/dexmo-f2/1

Imagine an entire exoskeleton with that feature, strapped in an omni treadmill or something even better that's developed, and particularly this within the exoskeleton: A rapidly expandable and inflatable structure that could quickly change shape to any object and arranged itself based on your highly accurately tracked motions. The top layer would be specialized for the ability to replicate textures, possibly to the point where it could even spike outward enough, or use a deployment mechanism to reproduce fur, hair, or other objects, while the underlying would have the ability to harden to the point where it could even feel like a wall, along with the help of the exoskeleton. Then with ultra high resolution 3D scanning (you could do this with models/porn stars), ultra-high-fidelity quality 3D audio, and high quality voice production like Hatsune Miku or recordings from real people, maybe a much more advanced chatbot like program that realistically replicate human conversation, or just for certain scenarios (sex), and additional attachments like a high quality fleshlight sex machine that could be integrated for movement (riding). You could even add a temperature feature for greater realism, and wind system, eventually even scent if the ability to recreate most accurately becomes available. Sex would become obsolete.

Real life will soon be obsolete, and I am thankful for that. This world can go to hell, I hope to one day live inside virtual reality all my life. Imagine a portable device with an ultra high definition 3D camera which then processed the image within an acceptable timeframe (very low .x at a minimum). You could change the way the entire world look, while still being able to safely travel in it. Even if you had to go outside, everything could be beautiful. Same for the audio, you could block out things you didn't want to hear, like traffic, or people insulting you, and replace it with something better, even change people's voices while still receiving the same information.

Fuck you outside world!

malice, would you want to develop my psychometrics project with me. nobody else has these interests,

Depends. Give me the details.
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Post by: Lanny on October 24, 2014, 05:26:17 am
I realize all the VR posts are supposed to be a joke an all but I gotta admit reading them has got me pretty hyped up for interactive entertainment in the next 20 years. I just hope it doesn't get stalled in prototypes that never go anywhere because no one wants to gamble on any of it. I mean people have been talking about this kind of thing for a while now.
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 24, 2014, 05:32:14 am
http://www.bit-tech.net/news/hardware/2014/10/02/dexmo-f2/1

Imagine an entire exoskeleton with that feature, strapped in an omni treadmill or something even better that's developed, and particularly this within the exoskeleton: A rapidly expandable and inflatable structure that could quickly change shape to any object and arranged itself based on your highly accurately tracked motions. The top layer would be specialized for the ability to replicate textures, possibly to the point where it could even spike outward enough, or use a deployment mechanism to reproduce fur, hair, or other objects, while the underlying would have the ability to harden to the point where it could even feel like a wall, along with the help of the exoskeleton. Then with ultra high resolution 3D scanning (you could do this with models/porn stars), ultra-high-fidelity quality 3D audio, and high quality voice production like Hatsune Miku or recordings from real people, maybe a much more advanced chatbot like program that realistically replicate human conversation, or just for certain scenarios (sex), and additional attachments like a high quality fleshlight sex machine that could be integrated for movement (riding). You could even add a temperature feature for greater realism, and wind system, eventually even scent if the ability to recreate most accurately becomes available. Sex would become obsolete.

Real life will soon be obsolete, and I am thankful for that. This world can go to hell, I hope to one day live inside virtual reality all my life. Imagine a portable device with an ultra high definition 3D camera which then processed the image within an acceptable timeframe (very low .x at a minimum). You could change the way the entire world look, while still being able to safely travel in it. Even if you had to go outside, everything could be beautiful. Same for the audio, you could block out things you didn't want to hear, like traffic, or people insulting you, and replace it with something better, even change people's voices while still receiving the same information.

Fuck you outside world!

whats stopping someone from coming along,punching you in the stomach, and taking your stuff while you are distracted?
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Post by: Lanny on October 24, 2014, 05:38:10 am
The same thing that's keeping someone from doing that now. You could had made the exact same arguments against ipods 10 years ago
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 24, 2014, 05:40:01 am
The same thing that's keeping someone from doing that now. You could had made the exact same arguments against ipods 10 years ago

It would probably be hard to carry away what he is describing, I guess
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Post by: John Smith on October 24, 2014, 06:07:05 am
I realize all the VR posts are supposed to be a joke an all but I gotta admit reading them has got me pretty hyped up for interactive entertainment in the next 20 years. I just hope it doesn't get stalled in prototypes that never go anywhere because no one wants to gamble on any of it. I mean people have been talking about this kind of thing for a while now.

Oh no, I'm quite serious. http://www.popsci.com/article/technology/fabric-softener-tech-promises-clothes-never-stain
Laundry less often, food delivery like Amazon Fresh, drone delivery, self-driving cars, robot maids first stemming from models designed to help the elderly and disabled, making you food, I would even let them bathe me and clean my teeth if they did it better and faster.

I mean people have been talking about this kind of thing for a while now.

There are many problems with workable VR, and all the technologies needed for a proper immersive experience that avoids vertigo and has realistic visual effects genuinely haven't been available until recently. Reading about the latest Crescent Bay prototype and the features they're considering in the consumer version, along with the confirmed and planned superior aspects, it's clear that this is going to happen. The low planned price point, strong psychological impact from such a radically different experience than the norm, and word of mouth will likely drive sufficient sales. The large capital available from Facebook and that will incrementally become more available from financiers and entrepreneurs could well lead to a scenario where a truly immersive experience can be attained.
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Post by: Lanny on October 24, 2014, 06:20:10 am
The hand exoskeleton thing would be cool as an input device beyond just simulating the tactile experience of grip. Like just as a peripheral for general computing. Like I bet it'd be pretty easy to tell the difference between gesturing and regular typing, you could turn any surface into keyboard with adjustable tactile response as well a touch interface. Maybe one of the less imaginative uses but immediately useful. I spend a lot of time switching between a keyboard and a pointing device in a day, if you can cut 200ms out of that switch time an office worker would probably end up saving an hour a week.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 24, 2014, 08:55:21 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQvgxLKohX0
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Post by: John Smith on October 24, 2014, 10:45:23 am
I want to believe. The former governor of Arizona during the Phoenix Lights later admitted to what he had seen. His firsthand view starts around 29:15 and is really interesting:

http://youtu.be/AowbJkAVFLo?t=27m35s (http://youtu.be/AowbJkAVFLo?t=27m35s)
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Post by: Zero on October 24, 2014, 03:39:28 pm
We need to talk about Kevin.
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Post by: reject on October 24, 2014, 04:20:07 pm
10 years ago today I signed up for Totse.

This place is so shit, but this fact had to be documented.

Kinda sad I remember my &T registration date like a birthday. Nobody buys me presents, so I bought myself some weed, dihydrocodeine and the finest LSD :cool:
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Post by: RisiR on October 24, 2014, 04:30:02 pm
10 years ago today I signed up for Totse.

This place is so shit, but this fact had to be documented.

Kinda sad I remember my &T registration date like a birthday. Nobody buys me presents, so I bought myself some weed, dihydrocodeine and the finest LSD :cool:
Happy T day, reject.  :psych:
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 24, 2014, 04:51:35 pm
You're all faggots and deserve nothing less than to be burned in the wood pile.
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Post by: reject on October 24, 2014, 05:37:47 pm
10 years ago today I signed up for Totse.

This place is so shit, but this fact had to be documented.

Kinda sad I remember my &T registration date like a birthday. Nobody buys me presents, so I bought myself some weed, dihydrocodeine and the finest LSD :cool:
Happy T day, reject.  :psych:

Thank you. It is a birthday in a way, Totse brought a long a new way of thinking, a new way of being.
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Post by: Ragus on October 24, 2014, 05:39:30 pm
hey gais
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Post by: RisiR on October 24, 2014, 05:41:21 pm
Wazzup mane?
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Post by: CountBlah on October 24, 2014, 05:51:44 pm
man I miss the old trt
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 24, 2014, 06:06:03 pm
me too me too....
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Post by: RisiR on October 24, 2014, 06:07:39 pm
I don't
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:laugh:
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Post by: CountBlah on October 24, 2014, 06:38:11 pm
I don't
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:laugh:

I'm to lazy to upload a response image. You turds should be thanking Cathulu that zoklet shut down and this place isnt a mormon dragon circle jerk anymore.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on October 24, 2014, 07:41:34 pm
This thread got moved into Section 8
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Post by: Max Headroom on October 24, 2014, 10:54:01 pm
HEY YOU NEW WAVE
COME OVAH HYAAARE
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 25, 2014, 05:11:22 am
So like, what are you all doing with your lives?
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Post by: Lanny on October 25, 2014, 05:17:55 am
IAMSAVINGTHEWORLDMANNNNNNN
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Post by: WS on October 25, 2014, 06:47:15 am
holy shit I just rolled and am rolling so hahd. the free mollies i got came with some other mystery capsule and a folic acid for each. so i took one 'combo' and I felt the distinct feel of DXM first. my stomach TURrrned.. i was vomiting plotting on how to get revenge on him when it kicks in. jesus christ. dxm must potentiate the shit oit of mdma, prohably unsafely cause i swore i was gonna die earlier. lol. just had best heart to heart chat ever. no homo.. I'm human and I'm not ashamed.
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 25, 2014, 06:48:33 am
Have fun man :) I send you an e-hug and a penis tug.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 25, 2014, 07:43:07 am
yeah you don't take mdma with dxm
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 25, 2014, 07:45:15 am
At least the sickly part is over but yeah, your dealer is a retard.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 25, 2014, 08:03:12 am
Yeah but he got burgers so hard right now
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Post by: reject on October 25, 2014, 08:53:23 am
PoC, Blah, how's it going? I went in tc the other day but it was only like mash in there so I left.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 25, 2014, 08:59:49 am
PoC, Blah, how's it going? I went in tc the other day but it was only like mash in there so I left.

reported
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Post by: WS on October 25, 2014, 09:48:53 am
yeah you don't take mdma with dxm

it really intensified things but there were 30 minutes or more of feeling near death. man mdma is sweet.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 25, 2014, 10:47:35 am
I don't know what The Giver is. It doesn't sound morally ambiguous enough for me but math is

Basically, I did apply myself to aspects of that profession and had some good and bad times, fucked quite a few half decent womenz, had some decent cars and prison made for some cool stories/learned a lot about psychology, dealing with people etc.

Basically/objectively/ultimately I've been in a court imposed prison for a few years because of poor but ultimately understanding and worthwhile decisions
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Post by: John Smith on October 25, 2014, 11:03:15 am
http://news.yahoo.com/missouri-police-preparing-grand-jury-decision-051622135.html

Oh boy, the riots are gonna be sweet. I hope many people have the balls to go out there with the intention of crime and causing mayhem. There's bound to be great footage, Black people can chimp out like no other. Look at videos of the LA riots on youtube, it's beautiful. I wonder if Vice will have the balls to be there. I'd definitely bring some armor and a handgun,
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Post by: splooge gook on October 25, 2014, 11:36:34 am
ebola hit new york city guys!
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Post by: 1337 on October 25, 2014, 02:23:27 pm
Did you guys know that ebola victims can have up to 10L of diarrhea a day? Butch went through ebola training from the CDC for work.
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Post by: Zero on October 25, 2014, 07:08:50 pm
Where can i find Panny & Fubi? They all use to go on TC but i forgot the link...
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Post by: Ragus on October 25, 2014, 07:44:41 pm
/tinybltc :jerkoff:
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 25, 2014, 08:24:35 pm
Yeah i'll bust all over your face.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 25, 2014, 08:25:15 pm
just jamming to evil women with tort


I miss moment like this
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Post by: John Smith on October 26, 2014, 03:14:28 am
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Sources have confirmed to CNN the information provided to The Times and Post-Dispatch is part of the testimony being considered: that Brown's blood was found on Wilson's uniform and inside his police car and that one of the wounds Brown suffered was a close-range gunshot to his hand after attacking Wilson.

On Monday, St. Louis County's former police chief, Tim Fitch, told local radio station KMOX that it is "probably very unlikely" that the grand jury will indict Wilson and the leaks are a calculated effort "to start getting some of the facts out there to kind of let people down slowly."

A former federal law enforcement official said something similar.

"It could be really for, in part, a beneficial purpose, to start leading those community leaders and those leading the protests to believe that there won't be an indictment," said Ron Hosko, former assistant director of the FBI Criminal Division.

Hahaha! They probably know they're about to go ape and are preparing for it. I hope the weather's hot, conditions generally optimal, when it happens. Hopefully law enforcement won't be too effective in handling it, I could see them being pussies due to fear of what could occur from the effects of biased/inaccurate media reports, even if their actions would have been justified, along with the high media presence the area will probably have, the technology that's now available compared to the LA riots 22 years ago. Hmm, some Blacks have already coordinated flash mobs/robberies with ease using twitter or texts, this technique could become widespread in a situation of mass chaos and lawlessness and lead to more damage.

Gonna watch some LA Riots videos as a warmup, make a playlist. Definitely good classic punk, Bad Brains and Dead Kennedys.
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 26, 2014, 06:59:06 am
In other news, the birds have been getting very irrate and it is time to take them for all they're worth as they will soon become useless to us all.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 26, 2014, 06:59:31 am
the birds that inhabit your bird house?
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 26, 2014, 07:01:39 am
I have multiple houses annnd, no. When I left hitchhiking nobody put seed in them. It takes like a month of continually providing seed before the birds think of it as a reliable food source and come there in droves. Man, I saw cardinals like 4 feet away from my hammock... but I didn't keep putting seed in, and now it's cold, so they don't come.
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 26, 2014, 07:02:17 am
Also really cool to use binoculars on the birds for a super close up
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 26, 2014, 07:05:24 am
Sometimes I bird watch in the early morning hours.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 26, 2014, 10:10:42 am
Also really cool to use binoculars on the birds for a super close up

pervert
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Post by: IM PATMAN on October 26, 2014, 12:52:16 pm
damn this is sad
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Post by: splooge gook on October 26, 2014, 01:37:13 pm
ask me anything!
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 26, 2014, 01:39:33 pm
ask me anything!

why
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Post by: splooge gook on October 26, 2014, 01:41:06 pm
look at the thread. becuz i know EVERYTHING
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 26, 2014, 01:49:26 pm
look at the thread. becuz i know EVERYTHING

you said 'ask me anything', well that was my question
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Post by: Max Headroom on October 26, 2014, 02:59:55 pm
why did you triangle
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Post by: Lanny on October 26, 2014, 04:27:27 pm
ask me anything!

What's your IQ?
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Post by: splooge gook on October 26, 2014, 04:40:23 pm
like 130
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Post by: Lanny on October 26, 2014, 04:44:43 pm
What's the volume of your flaccid penis?
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Post by: splooge gook on October 26, 2014, 04:58:45 pm
im like 5-6 in erect, 2-4 flaccid, 1-2 on meth
has a large circumfrence through, which i have not yet measured
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 26, 2014, 07:02:28 pm
why wouldn't you triangle
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Post by: John Smith on October 27, 2014, 01:45:11 am
I am the most depressed person on Earth. I was crying last night while thinking "I don't want to die." I'm afraid of how bad this could become.

Sploo, have you hear of this guy before? https://www.google.com/search?q=Mitchell+Heisman

His writing doesn't seem particularly impressive. The last few chapters before the bibliography may be worth speed reading through. I doubt he had a solid reason for not waiting for the singularity.
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Post by: Lanny on October 27, 2014, 01:58:36 am
almost 2000 pages, jesus. How did you find this guy?
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Post by: Enter on October 27, 2014, 02:04:07 am
What a pretentious, phony piece of shit. I know someone just like him, too (right down to the psychology degree), so at least I can get some personal enjoyment from Heisman's suicide.
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Post by: 1337 on October 27, 2014, 05:11:20 am
50 posts per page--32 page master race.
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Post by: John Smith on October 27, 2014, 08:58:26 am
Jesus the nature around here is boring as fuck, and it gets even worse the farther south you go. Fucking arid adapted plants and wildlife.

I wish there was a good place close by to trip at. I know about Yosemite, I wonder if there's a good private bus company with a route to there. Check it out one day to familiarize yourself and become comfortable with the area, trip the next time.

almost 2000 pages, jesus. How did you find this guy?

Lol, I was browsing /pol on 8chan.
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Post by: Lanny on October 27, 2014, 03:17:15 pm
Have you ever been over to muir woods? It's pretty cool and foresty and shit. Really all of Marin is pretty nice.
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Post by: starvingniglet on October 27, 2014, 03:23:27 pm
Best to 'trip' on private land, if possible

there's nothing quite like an encounter with a DNR officer as you are crawling stark naked through moist leaf understory while babbling unintelligibly
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 28, 2014, 03:26:54 am
First time I broke through on DMT me and my friends went to this small little reserve. There was a path that went ALL around it and we basically just hid in the middle of it which was blocked by some hills, sat on a log and smoked dmt. People were probably like 200ft away. It was good enough for DMT since nobody really goes hiking up through all that brush and we only needed so long. It's beautiful tripping in nature. Last time I did LSD was at a beautiful fucking spring and even though there were people around it wasn't bad. There's really no comparison imo. I have no desire to trip away from nature anymore it's just wonderful to be out there.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on October 28, 2014, 05:43:13 pm
Got a half ounce of weed, bottle of Woodford Reserve, 6 pack of Flying Dog Gonzo Imperial Porter 9.2% and a 12 pack of Great Lakes Brewery variety to hold me over at this Halloween party I'm going to
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Post by: John Smith on October 28, 2014, 10:52:32 pm
Anyone ever heard of the "vegetable television" psychedelic experience? It's from Terence McKenna and a search for the phrase yields very few relevant links.

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"Smoke some peganum harmala (MAOI effect) seeds whilst on mushrooms and this will lift the veil on a series of very cool hallucinations which lasts around 15 minutes... This combination is called 'vegetable television' because it's approximately this engaging... it's great for beginners."

Good explanation from a trip report using 4-HO-MET and syrian rue, which is how I found out about it: https://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=91252

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However, it was a lot of fun to understand exactly what Terence McKenna meant when he described this state: it is as if one is channel-surfing through hallucinations. This is a very novel concept for those of us who do not watch television regularly at all, let me tell you! I felt as though I was floating by different samples of the visual qualities that the combination of 4-HO-MET and smoked Syrian rue seeds: if I found one interesting, I could easily focus on it and watch it build in complexity into a geometric and colorful wonder. If I found another vision somewhat less interesting (I shy away from using the term “boring” with any psychedelic, because that is just not the case), it was just as simple to float on to the next one.

All throughout this state, which lasted for about two hours, I was very relaxed. One very intriguing effect I noticed was that this combination (again: metocin and Syrian rue, smoked) has the ability to manifest the properties of drugs temporarily. For instance, when I would focus on how sedate and relaxed I felt, I felt as though I had taken benzodiazepines or opiates for about 5-10 minutes. If I noticed the metocin coming back in a stronger wave under the influence of Syrian rue seeds, I would feel stimulated and rarin'-to-go with pure psychedelic energy. It occurred to me that pharmaceuticals and especially street drugs are just worthless. Pretty simple, right? Well, it wasn't always like that for me. I really believe that this trip showed me that the sacred mushroom, and its chemical brother, metocin, can feel like any drug around, while being safer, non-addictive, and much more temporary, producing no feeling of craving.
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Post by: bling bling on October 29, 2014, 06:12:32 am
will i always get sick after i take coedine every day all day for days?
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 29, 2014, 06:24:34 am
dear god bling bling
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Post by: John Smith on October 29, 2014, 07:23:50 am
Watching this right now. Seems pretty cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia2b54srRZM
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Post by: John Smith on October 29, 2014, 10:18:11 am
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he book excerpt:

"Terence's pivotal existential crisis came abruptly. Sometime in '88 or '89. Everything that happened after that event was fallout. I don't know exactly when it happened and I don't know exactly what happened. I am piecing it together from what Kat has told me and she has volunteered few details and I am reluctant to probe. It happened when they were living for a time on the Big Island and it was a mushroom trip they shared that was absolutely terrifying for Terence. It was terrifying because, for some reason, the mushroom turned on him. The gentle, wise, humorous mushroom spirit that he had come to know and trust as an ally and teacher ripped back the facade to reveal an abyss of utter existential despair. Terence kept saying, so Kat told me, that it was, "a lack of all meaning, a lack of all meaning." And this induced panic in Terence and probably, I speculate, a feeling that he was going mad. He couldn't deal with it. Kat's efforts to reassure him were fruitless. After that experience, he never again took mushrooms and he took other psychedelics such as DMT and Ayahuasca only on rare occasions and with great reluctance."

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I know what he means..

Mckenna found the same place I did I have this wierd sense that I did a "Mckenna Catch up" and got to where he was at in terms of understanding...

I found the same place, the lack of all meaning. Its this despairing area that leaves you hopeless, because when you push past it all, this is all just here because its here, and we never leave the confinements of whatever we encounter in the life and death game.

Maybe thats why so many people seek power and control when they are a human being, they have the sense in the back of their minds that reality ultimately takes control...

That was it?  During one of my first trips I experienced what made McKenna terrified of mushrooms? Well, it was pretty fucking bad, but, gee, part of me wonders, if I managed to experience this so early, how much worse could it become? It wasn't even that high a dose, relatively speaking, compared to what can be reached. If I did something like DMT, an MAOI combination, or just a very high dose (like a thumbprint of LSD) what could my mind create?

I genuinely worry that I could become literally catatonic afterward, or severely depersonalized, permanently if medication doesn't manage to treat me. It is a bad place you do not want to go to. It isn't like standard bad trips, delusion or psychosis, believing you're in hell or possessed, unfounded paranoid beliefs, thought loops, misinterpreting or misjudging the importance of something. During the experience, it was clarity, thoughts were perfectly rational, you just don't see things as a human being, every emotion is stripped away and you see things as they really are, as if you were a machine, and it's absolutely cold, empty, meaningless, an expansiveness and unknowing that makes you feel adrift in time and space, completely alienated, a fundamental uncertainty of all, and we are all utterly and hopelessly lost.

But part of me wants to know how bad it can get, what the darkest looks like. The next time I meet the door and feel death coming, I want to be able to overcome the final barrier and accept it, accept the temporary death, temporary, but still the experience of death.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 29, 2014, 10:34:56 am
Watching this right now. Seems pretty cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia2b54srRZM

malice, analyze/study psychometrics with me. or at least be a data point. do it so you wont be useless fgt, this kind of data is precious
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Post by: reject on October 29, 2014, 03:05:38 pm
Malice, what do you know about women? I need advice.
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Post by: Rocklin on October 29, 2014, 04:54:45 pm
(like a thumbprint of LSD)


you would never see life as you know it ever again,   that's a mindbuster.
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Post by: litefire on October 29, 2014, 05:23:23 pm
Jesus god this thread is an abomination for a retarded thread you'll cowards should be ashamed
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Post by: litefire on October 29, 2014, 05:27:10 pm
Jesus the nature around here is boring as fuck, and it gets even worse the farther south you go. Fucking arid adapted plants and wildlife.

I wish there was a good place close by to trip at. I know about Yosemite, I wonder if there's a good private bus company with a route to there. Check it out one day to familiarize yourself and become comfortable with the are

Check out Bodega Bay, not too far, I bet you could take a bus, it's easily the most beautiful coast I've ever been to. If you could somehow manage it, Usal Beach is even better. Ridiculously gorgeous and there wouldn't be many people there this time of year. I went in May or April and we were literally the only people there. That's whats great about Northern California. Besides Yosemite which is arguably the most popular natural destination in America.
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Post by: John Smith on October 29, 2014, 11:31:45 pm
Malice, what do you know about women? I need advice.

Dude, I've never so much as held hands, nor have I had the desire to. Why would you ask me?

But, if you want to gain a fundamental understanding of many aspects of standard female behavior, read this book: http://www.amazon.com/There-Anything-Good-About-Men/dp/019537410X

malice, analyze/study psychometrics with me. or at least be a data point. do it so you wont be useless fgt, this kind of data is precious

The last time you asked I said it depended on what you had in mind. You never responded.

If you haven't already figured it out, focus on the HBD (human biodiversity) community, that's where the good info comes up. It's the non-superficial differences that really matter, and that's what most of the focus is on. You can find very interesting information if you do digging, because you're harvesting the fruits of people who have done much digging themselves in places where few look, on very taboo subjects. People who are genuinely very intelligent and knowledgeable. Read "The 10,000 Year Explosion".

I'm currently dealing with the recurrent desire to completely give up on life and worrying about possibly developing some form of schizophrenia. Damned if you don't, less damned if you do. Humans weren't meant to be alone and driving yourself to the level of alienation and isolation that I have is one of the worst things you could realistic do to yourself. I genuinely don't want to have relationships, I want to be able to be happy alone, but I also acknowledge  biological reality and limitations. Having a natural makeup that makes you horribly suited for social interaction and relationships, a genuine natural hatred and repulsion towards humanity, easy to maintain isolation for periods of time that then make it very difficult to reintegrate, yet still suffering the effects of it. It's akin to being allergic to water, I've thought. Could you really connect with others if you viewed them essentially as a nutritional supplement? Interchangeable and illusory?
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Post by: John Smith on October 29, 2014, 11:37:59 pm
Sploo: http://www.longecity.org/forum/page/index2.html/_/articles/cryonics

"Funding Cryonics by Insurance".

Do you see? It really is the perfect suicide. Dying to live. No, I'm not actively planning to do it, but isn't it beautiful how it just fits so perfectly? You could probably figure out the steps.

(like a thumbprint of LSD)


you would never see life as you know it ever again,   that's a mindbuster.

That's a potential problem. The answers you find aren't always the ones you would have wanted to be true. Some people don't just dally with ideas, they naturally integrate them and cannot see things differently again, forget for a moment.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 30, 2014, 12:03:38 am
i threw a few pinches of spice into a kettle of hot tea/milk was making and got KTFO'd drinking it
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Post by: Piles of Crack on October 30, 2014, 02:15:38 am
My retard friend was like "alcohol technically wakes you up because it breaks down into sugar"
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Post by: reject on October 30, 2014, 07:53:36 am
Malice, what do you know about women? I need advice.

Dude, I've never so much as held hands, nor have I had the desire to. Why would you ask me?

Because this place is dead and my options are pretty limited.
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Post by: John Smith on October 30, 2014, 09:11:44 am
Sploo, have you ever tried weight lifting? The increase in cognition afterward is very noticeable. You get massive increases in blood pressure and blood flow to the brain, particularly with a belt during heavy deadlifts and squats.

What do you think about BPAP? A nootropics vendor may carry it soon: http://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/2kp0cb/can_ceretropic_stock_bpap/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benzofuranylpropylaminopentane
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BPAP (along with another similar compound PPAP) is classified as a catecholaminergic and serotonergic activity enhancer. This means that it stimulates the impulse propagation mediated transmitter release of the neurotransmitters dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain. However, unlike stimulant drugs like amphetamine, which release a flood of these neurotransmitters in an uncontrolled manner, BPAP instead only increases the amount of neurotransmitter that gets released when a neuron is stimulated by receiving an impulse from a neighbouring neuron. So while both amphetamine and BPAP increase the amount of neurotransmitters that get released, amphetamine causes neurons to dump neurotransmitter stores into the synapse regardless of external input, while with BPAP the pattern of neurotransmitter release is not changed, but when the neuron would normally release neurotransmitter, a larger amount than normal is released.

It really does sound magnificent, doesn't it? First became aware of it a while and had it in a text file.
Some relevant discussions, if you're interested:
http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/703868-BPAP-Monoamine-activity-enhancer
http://www.longecity.org/forum/topic/68076-bpap-discussion-experience-feedback/
http://www.longecity.org/forum/topic/7539-bpap/
http://www.longecity.org/forum/topic/63823-bpap-group-buy/

Got a half ounce of weed, bottle of Woodford Reserve, 6 pack of Flying Dog Gonzo Imperial Porter 9.2% and a 12 pack of Great Lakes Brewery variety to hold me over at this Halloween party I'm going to

My retard friend was like "alcohol technically wakes you up because it breaks down into sugar"

Well, well, look who's become the social butterfly.  :suspect:
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Post by: splooge gook on October 30, 2014, 12:57:19 pm
Sploo, have you ever tried weight lifting? The increase in cognition afterward is very noticeable. You get massive increases in blood pressure and blood flow to the brain, particularly with a belt during heavy deadlifts and squats.

yes, that is why people warm up before doing things
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Post by: splooge gook on October 30, 2014, 01:03:51 pm
so it sounds similar to my idea on an antianxiety XR pill that would only dissolve in response to stress hormones. it sounds like it amplifies you rather than shifts you. that's just a guess from it being dependent on the nerve impulses, but really i have no idea and i want to remind you that just because an antidepressant has a mechanism of action that is novel or looks promising means very little. it's what actually observably happens, we can't extrapolate on theory based on theory, it might be bunk as anything else. serotonin receptor inhibition is a massive thing but how many people notice/care/are affected by it? if it does work it may only work for a select few. the "holy grail" of antidepressant drugs seems far to come if it isn't Esketamine, a lot more info on neurogenesis is found soon, and i'm curious why any time 5HT1A receptor full agonists (5HT1A receptor partial antagonists are a type of anxiolytic/antidepressant like buspar) went through clinical trials, they were not only dropped, but never dropped for any disclosed purpose. seems fishy tome
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Post by: splooge gook on October 30, 2014, 01:07:54 pm
The last time you asked I said it depended on what you had in mind. You never responded.

If you haven't already figured it out, focus on the HBD (human biodiversity) community, that's where the good info comes up. It's the non-superficial differences that really matter, and that's what most of the focus is on. You can find very interesting information if you do digging, because you're harvesting the fruits of people who have done much digging themselves in places where few look, on very taboo subjects. People who are genuinely very intelligent and knowledgeable. Read "The 10,000 Year Explosion".

I'm currently dealing with the recurrent desire to completely give up on life and worrying about possibly developing some form of schizophrenia. Damned if you don't, less damned if you do. Humans weren't meant to be alone and driving yourself to the level of alienation and isolation that I have is one of the worst things you could realistic do to yourself. I genuinely don't want to have relationships, I want to be able to be happy alone, but I also acknowledge  biological reality and limitations. Having a natural makeup that makes you horribly suited for social interaction and relationships, a genuine natural hatred and repulsion towards humanity, easy to maintain isolation for periods of time that then make it very difficult to reintegrate, yet still suffering the effects of it. It's akin to being allergic to water, I've thought. Could you really connect with others if you viewed them essentially as a nutritional supplement? Interchangeable and illusory?

What I had in mind was mostly aptitude/IQ type questions, perhaps some other instruments come up as i think of them. This can easily be applied to your own interests of human biodiversity. once a decent sample size can be aquired, results can be analyzed by facctors such as race, as well as the interactions between race, other demographic data, and discrepancies on different subtests of ability in certain populations. this could help confirm theories that those of certain ethnicities are more likely on average to have deficits/gifts in one type of cognitive ability vs the other and etcs
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Post by: Piles of Crack on October 30, 2014, 07:07:28 pm
Send me some Parnate Malice
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Post by: Max Headroom on October 30, 2014, 07:38:07 pm
#&
Noo rick sims
noo jello biafra
noo
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Post by: bling bling on October 30, 2014, 07:40:26 pm
ah shit
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Post by: Zero on October 30, 2014, 11:43:57 pm
Watching Dexter smoking major cheese.
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Post by: John Smith on October 31, 2014, 12:35:46 am
What I had in mind was mostly aptitude/IQ type questions, perhaps some other instruments come up as i think of them.

What for? The field of psychometrics is already pretty well developed. There's no way you're going to produce anything significantly better than what's already available, the correlations with g are just too high, or novel. Raven's progressive matrices is already the best standard, unless you want to measure "verbal intelligence". You've said before "psychometrics is hardly a real science", and hopefully you didn't assume that just off a few wikipedia articles.

If you really want to get into the meat of it, the fundamentals, this is pretty much the bible: http://www.amazon.com/The-Factor-Evolution-Behavior-Intelligence/dp/0275961036

Long and dry, has statistical analysis. Good luck getting through it, I didn't, but I may pick it up again one day.

Send me some Parnate Malice

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:JnFUfQig8ooJ:zoklet.net/bbs/archive/index.php/t-304792-p-26.html+&cd=2&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
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Piles of Crack
07-15-2014, 11:24 AM
Open a vein Malice

:suspect:

If you want I could PM you the email of my source. Try to haggle as hard as you can, I want to see what the lowest they'd be willing to go is, and ask for CoAs for both tranylcypromine and phenelzine (don't use the trade names). Let me see the CoAs if he gives them to you and the lowest price you can get so I can see if everything still checks out.

If social anxiety/difficulty is your main problem, try Nardil. Healthy social relationships, intimacy, are by far the biggest factor for you and me, and this will make things much easier. Let's not fool ourselves. IIRC there's been at least one study that showed it's even more effective than Xanax, and you'll have the effect constantly without tolerance or withdrawals!

If you need a stimulant boost, you can augment it with very low doses (starting around 1mg, but some people can go up to 30) of Dexedrine or the equivalent from Vyvanse. Other stims may work as long as the effect on serotonin is around equal to or lower. I'd like to see how 2-fma interacts with it, but serotonin syndrome is pretty serious, although you can easily buy what you'd need in case of an emergency and carry it in a wallet, same for a hypertensive crisis: http://www.drsfostersmith.com/product/prod_display.cfm?pcatid=9702

Parnate may be overall better on it's own, except for anxiety. You could possibly augment it with tian ma/gastrodia elata (extract) (gaba-t inhibitor) or gotu kola, which may activate the enzyme that produces GABA from glutamate. Glutamate levels may be elevated in those with depression and other disorders. A search of the NCBI produced some interesting lengthy papers on glutamatergic hypotheses.

And as I've said before, the risks are ridiculously overblown. You're already willing to try, but if you ever have some doubts, think of this: You told me before you weren't willing to because there were too many interactions, but were both largely using drugs to self-medicate, which we wouldn't need if we were healthy. Drugs don't even make me feel good anymore, they just make things bearable, or mildly pleasant, which is the best you can often hope for relative to how you normally feel. Would you rather feel good all the time or momentarily and deal with all the negatives of drugs, the withdrawal/rebound, health effects, unsustainability etc.? We both know there's no way this is going to work out, I've accepted it, and that standard mild antidepressants aren't going to cut it. Even esketamine doesn't have that strong an effect on depression rating scales.

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The reduction was statistically significant, and shows an important role for glutamate in anhedonia, however clinically going from a score on SHAPS from 36 to 30 is still... well... clinically significantly anhedonic.

For comparison, in this group, after 14 days the Ketamine group had a reduction in MADRS score from averaging about 38 to about 34. Compare this to (Guelfi, J. D., N. Strub, and H. Loft. "Efficacy of intravenous citalopram compared with oral citalopram for severe depression: safety and efficacy data from a double-blind, double-dummy trial." Journal of affective disorders 58.3 (2000): 201-209.) IV or tablet citalopram reduces MADRS scores from about 38 to about 17. This is a bit of apples-to-oranges, as the ketamine study was looking at bipolar patients with treatment resistant depression, and the citalopram study was not. But I am using this to show what a RESPONSE in depression looks like
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Post by: Lanny on October 31, 2014, 02:01:19 am
Hey malice, do you know anything about modafinil/provigil? I know some high power career types that are all over that shit, but apparently they don't sleep anymore or something. From what I'm reading it sounds pretty cool but it's like one of those too-good things and I'm afraid gonna have a delayed effect and fry my brain or some shit in 10 years.
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Post by: John Smith on October 31, 2014, 02:55:09 am
Really? That's such old news.

http://www.gwern.net/Modafinil

Examine is a very good source of information, remember it: http://examine.com/supplements/Modafinil/

I can't use it, at least right now, because it triggers depressive episodes for me, along with piracetam. I think it's most likely because of the pro-glutamatergic effects it has, but my brain is abnormal so my experiences probably won't be applicable to others. I ordered a 30/30 pack of 150mg armodafinil and 200mg modafinil and still have 27-1/2 and 19-1/2 pills I probably won't use.

My opinion: It's weak sauce. The only real benefit is the lack of drug interactions, negative health effects, withdrawal and addiction. The people who think it has amazing effects are likely people that have never used stimulants/are pussies afraid of hard drugs, are experiencing a strong placebo effect, or are rare super-responders. If you want something noticeable, buy 2-fma. But if you're worried about modafinil you're probably too much of a wuss for a methamphetamine analog: http://www.reddit.com/r/RCSources/

On the above, remember that the dose makes the poison and there are a wide variety of other things to consider, such as impurities, lifestyle factors, confounding variables etc. Low doses actually appear to be beneficial, and pharmaceutical meth can actually be prescribed for ADD under the name Desoxyn and is often reported as being "smoother" than Adderall (mixed amphetamine salts).
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21635908
The doses used weren't even that low: 0.1mg, 0.5mg, and 1mg /kg/hr
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24333768

Really, it's so weak I'd compare it to caffeine combined with l-theanine. It's not even worth using unless you're cycling it with other things to prevent tolerance, or can't use something else due to drug interactions or drug testing.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on October 31, 2014, 03:05:29 am
Attempting to roll a 7 gram blunt
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Post by: Lanny on October 31, 2014, 03:24:58 am
Really? That's such old news.

Yeah, I'm behind the times, sue me.

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My opinion: It's weak sauce. The only real benefit is the lack of drug interactions, negative health effects, withdrawal and addiction. The people who think it has amazing effects are likely people that have never used stimulants/are pussies afraid of hard drugs, are experiencing a strong placebo effect, or are rare super-responders. If you want something noticeable, buy 2-fma. But if you're worried about modafinil you're probably too much of a wuss for a methamphetamine analog: http://www.reddit.com/r/RCSources/

Nah, I've done stimulants recreationally, it was actually the non addictiveness and lack of negative effects that psyched me out. But yeah, I'd buy that people who rave over it are blowing it out of proportion. I'm kinda shopping around for a, uhh, I don't want to say cognitive enhancer but like a get shit done drug. Probably was the dosage but my experiences with meth were definitely not that. Adderall's not bad but I'm a noob with no good online sources and trying to drum some up on a campus is a total crapshoot.
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Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 31, 2014, 06:57:45 am
Just found out: Zok has actually moved to Africa and caught Ebola. He died two days later. *fanfare plays*
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Post by: Gollumkip on October 31, 2014, 07:07:16 am
Y'all niggas toasting in a roll bread.
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Post by: mark311 on October 31, 2014, 09:32:44 am
Stopping in to say hi so how's everyone been? I'm done with my traveling job and now PWP and 4J are doing the rubber hustle. The people's mod teurned into the zoklet employment office lol

CountBlah mah nigga how you doing? Still flipping those fish stuffed with Xanax lol I remember you asked your girl the question and she said yes did you decide on a date yet?
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 31, 2014, 09:41:45 am
4J back home
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Post by: mark311 on October 31, 2014, 09:45:51 am
I have no idea I don't talk to him or PWP anymore.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 31, 2014, 09:52:30 am
5 am vibe sessioins


more lorazepam please


i'll bee in tc laynig down freestyles people welcome
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 31, 2014, 09:58:35 am
just popped anothoerh 3mg lorazepam
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Post by: BallsDeep69 on October 31, 2014, 11:26:15 am
just popped anothoerh 3mg lorazepam

Are you a wizard mashy-San?
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Post by: splooge gook on October 31, 2014, 11:28:14 am
i think he is
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Post by: WS on October 31, 2014, 02:16:14 pm
I have no idea I don't talk to him or PWP anymore.

Its cause you have burgers. You try to make friends with errbody and you end up with no friends.

You shpread yourself too thin.

You need to be told this and I'm gonna tell you, ok?

It's okay to just be yourself.
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Post by: mark311 on October 31, 2014, 02:36:38 pm
I have no idea I don't talk to him or PWP anymore.

Its cause you have burgers. You try to make friends with errbody and you end up with no friends.

You shpread yourself too thin.

You need to be told this and I'm gonna tell you, ok?

It's okay to just be yourself.

Lol you made me spit out my drink laughing keep up the good work!
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Post by: John Smith on November 01, 2014, 04:17:46 am
Loneliness does seem etched in your face in the pictures I've seen. IIRC your job has you regularly moving, makes it difficult to establish fulfilling, deep lasting relationships.
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Post by: John Smith on November 01, 2014, 04:18:37 am
Oh, sploo, I really need to know this: What psychedelics have you tried, other than DXM?
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Post by: constantinople on November 01, 2014, 01:47:02 pm
Attempting to roll a 7 gram blunt

The problem with mega blunts is the cherry size makes them burn way too quickly. A 7 gram blunt with a nickle sized cherry will burn out in like 10 minutes.
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Post by: constantinople on November 01, 2014, 01:49:24 pm
Really? That's such old news.

Yeah, I'm behind the times, sue me.

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My opinion: It's weak sauce. The only real benefit is the lack of drug interactions, negative health effects, withdrawal and addiction. The people who think it has amazing effects are likely people that have never used stimulants/are pussies afraid of hard drugs, are experiencing a strong placebo effect, or are rare super-responders. If you want something noticeable, buy 2-fma. But if you're worried about modafinil you're probably too much of a wuss for a methamphetamine analog: http://www.reddit.com/r/RCSources/

Nah, I've done stimulants recreationally, it was actually the non addictiveness and lack of negative effects that psyched me out. But yeah, I'd buy that people who rave over it are blowing it out of proportion. I'm kinda shopping around for a, uhh, I don't want to say cognitive enhancer but like a get shit done drug. Probably was the dosage but my experiences with meth were definitely not that. Adderall's not bad but I'm a noob with no good online sources and trying to drum some up on a campus is a total crapshoot.


If you have insurance you can have an adderall script in your hand pretty damn quickly.
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Post by: mark311 on November 01, 2014, 08:06:48 pm
Loneliness does seem etched in your face in the pictures I've seen. IIRC your job has you regularly moving, makes it difficult to establish fulfilling, deep lasting relationships.

I'm one of those people that likes to be alone to be honest but I did make a good amount of friends in different states and I'm now officially done with that job. I've been back home for like two weeks now
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 01, 2014, 08:09:54 pm
Oh, sploo, I really need to know this: What psychedelics have you tried, other than DXM?

Sploo was in a psyche ward last night.
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Post by: RisiR on November 01, 2014, 08:13:06 pm
Oh, sploo, I really need to know this: What psychedelics have you tried, other than DXM?

Sploo was in a psyche ward last night.
What happened?

Mash you are the medium between wolds. Tell us what the great Shapemaster tells you.
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Post by: mark311 on November 01, 2014, 08:13:38 pm
Oh, sploo, I really need to know this: What psychedelics have you tried, other than DXM?

Sploo was in a psyche ward last night.

Lol what?
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Post by: RisiR on November 01, 2014, 08:26:51 pm
Fucking cliffhanger.
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 01, 2014, 08:32:55 pm
well my dad didn't like so song which idc but he always makes me feellike a failure or bad

then more arguing

then he threatens to call the ambulance and plays that game for an hour

i run out into the street and scream "MY FATHER IS ABUSING ME, SOMEONE PLEASE CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES"

i did that a bunch of times, then when the ambulance came i got pissed and smashed the computer

but there was this really cute ENT girl who looked like my ex who sat with me on the way there and tried to be friendly

then i had to sit in a room for a few hours

they interviewed me and my dad

finally left at around 3am

took 4mg of xanax

slept until 1:30

woke up, still pissed because i fuck everything up

things have slowly gotten a bit better

i was smoking spice in the bathroom of the psych eval
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Post by: mark311 on November 01, 2014, 08:39:56 pm
His dad needs to just beat the shit out of him already. My dad wasn't really around growing up but my mom kept me in line if I would've done some shit like that I would've lost all my teeth. I called my mom a bitch once when I was like 14 and she back handed me so hard I though I did lose a tooth
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 02, 2014, 12:22:05 am
Sploo call child services on yourself and do your parents a favor.
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Post by: RisiR on November 02, 2014, 12:47:28 am
Get well soon, Sploo.
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Post by: John Smith on November 03, 2014, 07:15:53 am
Woah, just came across a comment that gts-21 will likely be released by the end of this month on tht.co . I didn't expect it to become available soon.
http://www.longecity.org/forum/topic/72559-why-gts-21-is-the-only-real-nootropic-worth-taking/

Sounds very good, better than nicotine. Read something interesting about free-base nicotine: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2564657/
I don't know what percentage of liquids and pre-filled e-cigs generally use it. If it's not most, particularly among the cheaper ones, it could explain part of some people's dissatisfaction with them. Gollum screws everything up. The one I bought is free-base, it does seem to be pretty instant.

May be planning to order around 1500 mics LSD, and a gram of DMT and mescaline; enough to get a good feel for each of them. Should be under $200. I'm interested in seeing what rectal DMT does while on an MAOI, along with the possible interactions with the other two. I think I recall someone trying something similar who said that the experience lasted an hour, which sounds great. Could be higher peak and shorter duration. I also want to see how nicotine effects them. Could make for a more focused trip, maybe more stable mental imagery and thoughts, increased sensory gating could help and lead to more internal focus. Along with the acetylcholine benefit. In this case, if I had a good history and felt I could handle it, I would even be willing to extract and IV the LSD, or buy liquid, since I now have good insulin syringes. I have no problem with needles and have been giving myself twice weekly injections of testosterone for a while. IV DMT would be the level of after that. And then both.

Supposedly DMT causes no tolerance. Imagine an endless supply and someone managing to maintain a lifestyle like a monk, on it for as many of his waking hours as possible. It would be interesting to see how it would effect a person. Certain types of  East Asian Buddhist monks could be perfect an experiment, if properly primed. I wonder which monks have the highest intelligence, deepest insight, and most effective training methods. That's the group I would choose. Imagine if after some time they began exhibiting behavior that gave us the first direct evidence of a phenomenon that would be considered "paranormal".

From the author of "The Spirit Molecule":
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We know nearly nothing about the dynamics of naturally occurring DMT. There is no tolerance to exogenous DMT administration: we gave a big dose every half-hour, 4 times in a morning, and people's 4th trip was as intense as their first. The lungs appear to be making DMT 24/7. We could make the most of our own natural DMT by making the most of our lives as we live them. For example, following the Golden Rule.
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Post by: Umbrella Corp on November 03, 2014, 07:26:02 am
IV testosterone?  What are you a tranny or just that much of a bitch?  I mean the bitch part is obvious. 

N sploo is fukn insane. 
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Post by: Umbrella Corp on November 03, 2014, 07:27:12 am
Imma get me some hard tomorrow.  Maybe some soft too.  Never did a speedball before so tomorrow will be the day. 
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Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 03, 2014, 09:34:06 am
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalsssssss....continue the sentence, one word at a time
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Post by: equanimity on November 03, 2014, 09:54:13 am
taste
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 03, 2014, 11:46:14 am
salty
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 03, 2014, 03:32:56 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/ZWTOZ6B.jpg)
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 03, 2014, 03:34:59 pm
LOL
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on November 03, 2014, 08:07:17 pm
Imma get me some hard tomorrow.  Maybe some soft too.  Never did a speedball before so tomorrow will be the day.

Far as actually being in the same shot, only speedball I did was Roxi's with coke back when I was in south FL and pills were still the main thing.  I'm surprised I still haven't done a shot of heroin and meth, but somehow I always end up either having only one or the other and not both.  Or like recently, I had opioids and amphetamines.  Generic Adderall IR, so IV'able (if you don't give a fuck like me, obviously), but all I had was opes with acetaminophen: hydrocodone and codeine.

But yeah, back to that speedball I actually did do.  :Feelsgoodman:
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Post by: reject on November 03, 2014, 08:09:31 pm

May be planning to order around 1500 mics LSD, and a gram of DMT and mescaline; enough to get a good feel for each of them

Tonight I went out to get 2 grams of bud and came back with 10 tabs of acid.
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Post by: Umbrella Corp on November 03, 2014, 08:58:30 pm
Imma get me some hard tomorrow.  Maybe some soft too.  Never did a speedball before so tomorrow will be the day.

Far as actually being in the same shot, only speedball I did was Roxi's with coke back when I was in south FL and pill were still the main thing.  I'm surprised I still haven't done a shot of heroin and meth, but somehow I always end up either having only one or the other and not both.  Or like recently, I had opioids and amphetamines.  Generic Adderall IR, so IV'able (if you don't give a fuck like me, obviously), but all I had was opes with acetaminophen: hydrocodone and codeine.

But yeah, back to that speedball I actually did do.  :Feelsgoodman:
Heroin and meth, jesus that would be insane.

I feel crazy enough doing dope and coke speedball lol.  Got a bunch of dope today but my dude didn't have any hard on him >/ so I'mma go a little later.. my boy says he can get some fire coke.  I was so pissed about the hard caz I've been looking forward to it for the past WEEK.  Bleh.  Dope is OK but I'm at the point where it's a little boring n I want to spice it up a bit.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on November 04, 2014, 10:11:34 am
Gods, you guys, I can't even put into words how nice a fat shot of fireass White China heroin is after only IV'ing tar as far as opioids for over a month, and only an amount of times I could probably literally count on one hand.  In Denver, everyone and their fucking mama had shards and/or hard, but it was such a fucking laborious chore to find the black at first, especially if you don't want to get bunk shit or straightup jacked.
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 04, 2014, 10:52:51 am
Lol I wouldn't know where to get anything but weed in Denver.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on November 04, 2014, 11:26:11 am
Lol I wouldn't know where to get anything but weed in Denver.

I managed to do meth, heroin, and crack whle I was there (other than weed and alcohol, of course), which was literally 4 weeks maximum... I should look up how long ago exactly.  Anyhow, I didn't know where to get shit either.  But Google can be a far better friend than you could ever expect.  Gotta love the Internet!

If you're in the right part of town, you don't even have to look when it comes to shards, at least if you look approachable for that sorta thing.  Mainly downtown area.  But a drugs-forum Google result was actually how I know about the "Hondo's* over by the river, and searching about finding it in that area is also how I learned about 16th Street Mall.  It's like a strip, and like the whole thing is like an outside mall.  It's basically just all 16th Street is the mall, and it's pretty long, there's even a Free MallRide ran by RTD that unlike regular buses don't cost shit, which can help because if I'm tryna get to 21st and Stout to the youth daytime shelter so I can get some coffee and breakfast, and they're only open 8AM-12PM, I can just make my way to anywhere on 16th Street at one of the stops and ride that shit to 16th and Stout, and then I just got five more lights to walk in the perpendicular direction.  Not used to having public transportation like that, or really the need for it even.  I've mostly just always been in suburbs.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on November 04, 2014, 11:34:00 am
It also helps to be able to approach people and ask about scoring certain things and act right while you fuckin' do it.  Last thing you want is to find THE guy that has black (black = tar and white = crack over there) in your immediate area and sketch him out because you're antsy, or don't know how to talk to those kindsa people or in those kindsa situations (probably helps if you've been locked up and/or in certain residential treatment centers, especially juvenile as far as the latter goes).  Muthafuckas, especially the ones with black, be sketchy as a muthafucka.  Dudes with hard (which is mostly outside of downtown, where it's mostly shards) are actually usually some of the most easily approachable.  But you gotta have some street smarts for sure.  Especially with the blacks.  Seriously, though.  It's best not to deal with them for black AT ALL anyways.  Your heroin should be coming from possibly a white guy, but what I was told and was also my experience is that if you want legit actual good fucking tar, the dude shouldn't speak English.  If he doesn't speak English, it's probably some fire shit.  Seriously, though.

Tweak is all over the place, especially among the homeless, downtown.  I also stayed at a couple hotels off 39th, and over there it was all just hard.  Like, I'd have to walk an hour or catch the bus down to Colfax to even get some, which is actually what and where the first drug, other than weed if you include that, that I got in Colorado.  Pretty nice, especially for just a dime, and coming from somebody who's experienced some niiiiiiiiice H-Town crystal.
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on November 04, 2014, 11:43:14 am
Lol I wouldn't know where to get anything but weed in Denver.

I managed to do meth, heroin, and crack whle I was there, which was literally 4 weeks maximum... I should look up how long ago exactly.  Anyhow, I didn't know where to get shit either.  But Google can be a far better friend than you could ever expect.  Gotta love the Internet!

If you're in the right part of town, you don't even have to look when it comes to shards, at least if you look approachable for that sorta thing.  Mainly downtown area.  But a drugs-forum Google result was actually how I know about the "Hondo's* the river, and searching about finding it in that area is also how I learned about 16th Street Mall.  It's like a strip, and like the whole thing is like an outside mall.  It's basically just all 16th Street is the mall, and it's pretty long, there's even a Free MallRide ran by RTD that unlike regular buses don't cost shit, which can help because if I'm tryna get to 21st and Stout to the youth daytime shelter so I can get some coffee and breakfast, and they're only open 8AM-12PM, I can just make my way to anywhere on 16th Street at one of the stops and ride that shit to 16th and Stout, and then I just got five more lights to work in the perpendicular direction.  Not used to having public transportation like that, or really the need for it even, but I've mostly always been in suburbs.

Sorry to triplepost, but if you already read one or two of the former two posts, you probably won't end up catching me just editing this first one, but I just wanted to add Suboxone.  I forgot, I got half a strip given to me for free by some white dude who approached me (like the only nonblack chilling by that corner) while I was sitting at Colfax and Broadway, asking if I knew where to get shards, or especially anybody who would trade Subs for shards.  I wasn't able to help him out, obviously.  I was fresh downtown, first time being there.  Basically just went there after I checked out the hotel for the last time and ran outta money.  But I managed to pityparty him, despite not actually being physically addicted to opiates at all at the time unbeknownst to him into breaking me off anything if he could, and he ended up handing me an opened Suboxone packaging and saying I could have whatever was left in there, and the shit had like 4-6mg of a strip left in it.  I was so happy and grateful, that shit was awesome.  Gotta love white people.  Junkies looking out for junkies, man.  Anyhow, that and I also got a pill or two (I forget, but I think it was actually 2, and I mean fucking 8's; the only thing that sucked is I was planning on, and still did of course, shooting them and after the aforementioned experience was totally 100% expecting a strip when they said they'd give me a Sub if I got them shards, and then of course I don't find out until they're damn handed to me that they're pills with a riiiiiiiidiculous amount, compared to pretty much any other pill, of binder/filler/other inactives to psychoactive ratio.  I just need 8mg of that hugeass thing, so I gotta filter out a shitload of junk.  Total - well... not total - buzzkill to get that in your hand when the whole time making phonecalls and playing the waiting game you're picturing in your head simply plopping a strip in a spoon or whatevs, adding watter, and stirring....  and then I gotta deal with multiple CC's just to liquify the shit and multiple cottons to filter, yargh, worse than methadone, but not even a full agonist like it to boot) given to me for hooking somebody up with a meth connect I had found just so they could get a $20.  I had literally found the dude just by walking down the right sidewalk at the right time, and he told me he'd kick me down whenever I make him a sale, so of course that was the first person I called when somebody asked if I could get some.  Like, same as in Houston and surrounding areas (can't really speak for other parts of Texas), meth will come to YOU, totally unwarranted, haha.  I ended up, to make a longass story short, trading an Obamaphone for a $20 of shards to some dude who I had met because I was walking with some other homeless guy who was gon show me his spot since the cops kicked us out where we were sleeping at like 2 in the fucking morning, and as we go to walk past this dude, he just goes, "Shards, shards," really lightly.  And the whole time doesn't skip a beat, just keep walking, until I muthafuckin' jump to saying something.  The whole thing was fucking funny, but basically I got meth for a phone that I got for free that the bumblefucks at the kiosk handing them out fucked up activating twice, so it wasn't even working.  And man, their twentysacks be pretty ridiculous over there if you come across the right person.  Happened a couple times where I straight felt like what he was giving me would've easily been at least a $40 back in TX.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 04, 2014, 03:43:37 pm
Oh god he's back
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Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on November 04, 2014, 04:14:37 pm
Fuck, I'm nodding my godsdamn balls off right now.
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Post by: splooge gook on November 04, 2014, 06:44:40 pm
Lol I wouldn't know where to get anything but weed in Denver.

I managed to do meth, heroin, and crack whle I was there, which was literally 4 weeks maximum... I should look up how long ago exactly.  Anyhow, I didn't know where to get shit either.  But Google can be a far better friend than you could ever expect.  Gotta love the Internet!

If you're in the right part of town, you don't even have to look when it comes to shards, at least if you look approachable for that sorta thing.  Mainly downtown area.  But a drugs-forum Google result was actually how I know about the "Hondo's* the river, and searching about finding it in that area is also how I learned about 16th Street Mall.  It's like a strip, and like the whole thing is like an outside mall.  It's basically just all 16th Street is the mall, and it's pretty long, there's even a Free MallRide ran by RTD that unlike regular buses don't cost shit, which can help because if I'm tryna get to 21st and Stout to the youth daytime shelter so I can get some coffee and breakfast, and they're only open 8AM-12PM, I can just make my way to anywhere on 16th Street at one of the stops and ride that shit to 16th and Stout, and then I just got five more lights to work in the perpendicular direction.  Not used to having public transportation like that, or really the need for it even, but I've mostly always been in suburbs.

Sorry to triplepost, but if you already read one or two of the former two posts, you probably won't end up catching me just editing this first one, but I just wanted to add Suboxone.  I forgot, I got half a strip given to me for free by some white dude who approached me (like the only nonblack chilling by that corner) while I was sitting at Colfax and Broadway, asking if I knew where to get shards, or especially anybody who would trade Subs for shards.  I wasn't able to help him out, obviously.  I was fresh downtown, first time being there.  Basically just went there after I checked out the hotel for the last time and ran outta money.  But I managed to pity him, despite not actually being physically addicted to opiates at all at the time unbeknownst to him into breaking me off anything if he could, and he ended up handing me an opened Suboxone packaging and saying I could have whatever was left in there, and the shit had likd 4-6mg of a strip left in it.  I was so happy and grateful, that shit was awesome.  Gotta love white people.  Junkies looking out for junkies, man.  Anyhow, that and I also got a pill or two (I forget, but I think it was actually 2, and I mean fucking 8's; the only thing that sucked is I was planning on, and still did of course, shooting them and after the aforementioned experience was totally 100% expecting a strip when they said they'd give me a Sub if I got them shards, and then of course I don't find out until they're damn handed to me that they're pills with a riiiiiiiidiculous amount, compared to pretty much any other pill, of binder/filler/other inactives to psychoactive ratio.  I just need 2mg of that hugeass thing, so I gotta filter out a shitload of junk.  Total - well... not total - buzzkill to get that in your hand when the whole time making phonecalls and playing the waiting game you're picturing in your head simply plopping a strip in a spoon or whatevs, adding watter, and stirring....  and then I gotta deal with multiple CC's just to liquify the shit and multiple cottons to filter, yargh, worse than methadone, but not even a full agonist like it to boot) given to me for hooking somebody up with a meth connect I had found just so they could get a $20.  I had literally found the dude just by walking down the right sidewalk at the right time, and he told me he'd kick me down whenever I make him a sale, so of course that was the first person I called.  Like, same as in Houston and surrounding areas (can't really speak for other parts of Texas), meth will come to YOU, totally unwarranted, haha.  I ended up, to make a longass story short, trading an Obamaphone for a $20 of shards to some dude who I had met because I was walking with some other homeless guy who was gon show me his spot since the cops kicked us out where we were sleeping at like 2 in the fucking morning, and as we go to walk past this dude, he just goes, "Shards, shards," really lightly.  And the whole time doesn't skip a beat, just keep walking, until I muthafuckin' jump to saying something.  The whole thing was fucking funny, but basically I got meth for a phone that I got for free that the bumblefucks at the kiosk handing them out fucked up activating twice, so it wasn't even working.  And man, their twentysacks be pretty ridiculous over there if you come across the right person.  Happened a couple times where I straight felt like what he was giving me would've easily been at least a $40 back in TX.

this
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mark311 on November 04, 2014, 10:40:40 pm
I know I posted it in another thread but typing zoklet into google and who comes up as the first suggestion but our boy schplew

(http://i.imgur.com/1O9vqYJ.jpg)

Ahahahahaha my man!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 04, 2014, 10:59:58 pm
It's because I look up sploo sometimes.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 05, 2014, 12:08:09 am
I have an important announcement to make: The second coming of the dolphins will be postponed until later notice. I understand you may be upset, the second coming of the dolphins has been an annual event since our forefathers first settled here on this island but I promise you this WILL happen. Please check the bulletin board for further updates. It's expected to be postponed until next week but as no dolphins have come to dock yet it is hard to estimate when we may begin the festivities. Thank you for your patience.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 05, 2014, 10:07:36 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPerAuoc0Qk
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 05, 2014, 11:00:47 am
I'm your mother
I'm your daddy
I'm that nigga in the alley
I'm that doctor when you need
want some coke have some weed
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 05, 2014, 11:54:15 am
(http://8tracks.imgix.net/i/001/039/730/5148.original-3961.jpg?fm=jpg&q=65&w=250&h=250&fit=crop)
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Post by: RisiR on November 05, 2014, 12:02:07 pm
(http://8tracks.imgix.net/i/001/039/730/5148.original-3961.jpg?fm=jpg&q=65&w=250&h=250&fit=crop)
You don't live, dude. What you got is not a life.

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 05, 2014, 12:21:59 pm
(http://8tracks.imgix.net/i/001/039/730/5148.original-3961.jpg?fm=jpg&q=65&w=250&h=250&fit=crop)
True dat.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 05, 2014, 09:44:08 pm
You don't live, dude. What you got is not a life.

What is there to do in this world? What brings fulfillment? Why do certain things feel "good"? Due to the evolutionary forces that shaped your current existence. There is a mismatch between the higher ideals of the mind and biological impulses. If there are not greater things than putting your penis in a woman, love, having children, and building social status, then this life is not worth living and I would like to opt out.
I recall you posting that you've been suicidal for years, so it doesn't seem you're enjoying it.

Unhappiness seems to be common in your country:

(http://sas-origin.onstreammedia.com/origin/gallupinc/GallupSpaces/Production/Cms/POLL/qcu0auhws0ahyv1hsltxtg.gif)

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwn5v5x8D1qd65vgo1_500.gif)
 
Maybe weltschmerz is more common than one would expect in your area.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on November 05, 2014, 10:04:48 pm
You don't live, dude. What you got is not a life.

What is there to do in this world? What brings fulfillment? Why do certain things feel "good"? Due to the evolutionary forces that shaped your current existence. There is a mismatch between the higher ideals of the mind and biological impulses. If there are not greater things than putting your penis in a woman, love, having children, and building social status, then this life is not worth living and I would like to opt out.
I recall you posting that you've been suicidal for years, so it doesn't seem you're enjoying it.

Unhappiness seems to be common in your country:

(http://sas-origin.onstreammedia.com/origin/gallupinc/GallupSpaces/Production/Cms/POLL/qcu0auhws0ahyv1hsltxtg.gif)

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwn5v5x8D1qd65vgo1_500.gif)
 
Maybe weltschmerz is more common than one would expect in your area.

Dude I'm proud of you, get all of that teenage angst out. Maybe you'll be normal by 30. By normal I mean, aware of all of these things but going thru the motions anyway.. like everyone else does. Why do you feel the need to have such a special life? Practically no one gets one. Nothin to be ashamed of. It's basically either go thru these motions and take the enjoyable moments, as few and far between as they may seem, as they come... or just complain about it for years on end getting sicker and sicker. Go ask 100 average 40 year olds who have been administered truth serum what they think of life. The smarter ones will have somewhat similar philosophies as you do, but they will keep that shit stuffed down deep like you're supposed to.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on November 05, 2014, 10:07:30 pm
I make all of my posts on this website while I am taking a poop
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 05, 2014, 10:07:50 pm
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What is there to do in this world? What brings fulfillment? Why do certain things feel "good"? Due to the evolutionary forces that shaped your current existence. There is a mismatch between the higher ideals of the mind and biological impulses. If there are not greater things than putting your penis in a woman, love, having children, and building social value, then this life is not worth living and I would like to opt out.
I agree. I haven't found those greater things myself. We have a lot in common.

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I recall you posting that you've been suicidal for years, so it doesn't seem you're enjoying it.
I'm struggling to answer that. Probably because it wasn't a question. Anyway, yea, I probably don't.

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Maybe weltschmerz is more common than one would expect in your area.
Why would you expect a condition that's described by a German term to be uncommon in Germany?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Arnox on November 05, 2014, 10:18:30 pm
Moved to NIMF due to redundancy. Thread is no longer needed when we have a whole sub-forum dedicated to this threads purpose now.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 05, 2014, 10:18:53 pm
Moved to NIMF were all the cool topics go. Don't be afraid, it won't hurt.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on November 05, 2014, 10:21:53 pm
Moved to NIMF due to redundancy. Thread is no longer needed when we have a whole sub-forum dedicated to this threads purpose now.

Are you... are you kidding?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 05, 2014, 10:27:35 pm
Moved to NIMF due to redundancy. Thread is no longer needed when we have a whole sub-forum dedicated to this threads purpose now.

Are you... are you kidding?
The real joke is that he's not.  :lapastada:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 05, 2014, 10:30:23 pm
Lol seriously? You just moved trt into the trash? My lord.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 05, 2014, 10:47:03 pm
http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg22429932.200-computer-with-humanlike-learning-will-program-itself.html

A problem with estimates of when human level AI will appear is they assume that it will be humans who develop it with a human level base intelligence. This is where psychometrics and programming can help. Create a measure/test by which it can gauge whether it is succeeding in increasing its general intelligence, which can be roughly defined as the ability to deal with complexity. This could potentially be problematic due to the differences between biological beings shaped by evolution and software running on hardware. For example, if you tried to use Raven't Progressive Matrices it could find a way to solve them that wouldn't effectively translate to general purpose intelligence/problem solving ability.

I've said before, one day a self-improving program could be created that starts out with practically the "intelligence" of an amoeba, and in a relative blink of an eye the singularity will have occurred.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 05, 2014, 11:10:29 pm
By normal I mean, aware of all of these things but going thru the motions anyway.. like everyone else does. Why do you feel the need to have such a special life? Practically no one gets one. Nothin to be ashamed of. It's basically either go thru these motions and take the enjoyable moments, as few and far between as they may seem, as they come... or just complain about it for years on end getting sicker and sicker. Go ask 100 average 40 year olds who have been administered truth serum what they think of life. The smarter ones will have somewhat similar philosophies as you do, but they will keep that shit stuffed down deep like you're supposed to.

Yeah, I've thought of this before, and it's really distractions, (willful) ignorance, not thinking, not having the ability or refusing to understand and make the connections, to expose yourself to material that doesn't tell you what you want to hear and accept reality whether you like it or not, and delusions (religion/faith) that keeps most people from imploding. And there's just so much to distract you, to keep you going for another day regardless of how petty and futile it is. Have you ever been doing something like eating or some other work related/mundane task and just started crying at the thought "Is this what life is?"

I suppose that's a major problem once you reach my level of isolation, you're alone with your thoughts and lack the negative influence of others on your development. Maybe psychedelics will help me become like a Buddhist zen master one day. I remember hearing that they conducted brain scans and certain Buddhist monks and they genuinely seemed to be the happiest people. Unfortunately they don't function in isolation, and I'd like to know if there are any who have and have still managed to attain what they wanted. Problem is how strongly genes influence your response to isolation and basal hedonic tone, so simply because you find one person who attained it doesn't mean you will be capable of doing so once you understand biological, material, reality and limitations.

So, do you look reality in the eye and potentially destroy yourself, or do what I described in the first paragraph and what your biological vessel is designed to respond to and hopefully make things bearable enough that you make it to the end?

1 gram DMT, 1 gram Mescaline, and 10 hits of "Berkeley Silver" 125ug LSD. I think it is a very bad idea to do this without making at least one friend and feeling the change that occurs, but I think I may do it anyway and see what comes out. I could always keep breaking my mind and hope it's rearranged in a way I like. And I think being put in a psych ward could actually be good for me depending on the environment, how much interaction I receive. Unless they force me on anti-psychotics as long as I'm there. That would be very bad, but then I would just leave and pay for private therapy, or other alternatives. That said, if you've seen my psychedelic reading list, I think I have a good idea of what I'm doing and what needs to be done, how to deal with even the worst potential trips.

This will also be potentially augmented with the MAOI I am on. It may have no effect because this is different from the short term ones used and research and anecdotes have shown that they may have no effect or possibly reduce effects slightly, depending on the medication and how long you've been on, the dose, various factors. Now, phenibut, that is an anxiolytic that will work, and possibly along with a beta-blocker like propanolol, could reduce much of the negative potential without reducing the positive effects of a trip, like benzos will.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on November 05, 2014, 11:11:02 pm
The problem with evolutionary algorithms is trying to parameterize a decision making model in the first place. It will never be computationally feasible to start enumerating syntactically valid programs we fundamentally need to start with a framework for intelligence that's described by a finite, preferably small, number of parameters that we can apply mutation and evaluation to. Finding a framework and parameters turns out to comparable in difficulty to trying to model intelligence analytically.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 05, 2014, 11:26:34 pm
My girl Rose Namajunas is fighting tonight on The Ultimate Fighter, fuck I hope she wins. She's cute as a button, I want a threesome with her and Ronda Rousey. One of them could put me in a nude rear naked choke right as I'm about to bust a nut in the other one for extra pleasure.

Moved to NIMF due to redundancy. Thread is no longer needed when we have a whole sub-forum dedicated to this threads purpose now.
This thread is not a trash can; we are having legitimate discussion here, you fucking imbecile. I can live with HB because the conversation here can encompass topics from many forums, but what, you mad this is the best thread on the forum? How about you make the forum better rather than making this thread worse.

Incompetence trickles down here.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 05, 2014, 11:28:14 pm
lol, I'm watched now, holla. Arnox can't get enough of me, now he has to scrutinize my posts, too.
The problem with evolutionary algorithms is trying to parameterize a decision making model in the first place. It will never be computationally feasible to start enumerating syntactically valid programs we fundamentally need to start with a framework for intelligence that's described by a finite, preferably small, number of parameters that we can apply mutation and evaluation to. Finding a framework and parameters turns out to comparable in difficulty to trying to model intelligence analytically.
Put down the thesaurus, faggot.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 05, 2014, 11:34:29 pm
By normal I mean, aware of all of these things but going thru the motions anyway.. like everyone else does. Why do you feel the need to have such a special life? Practically no one gets one. Nothin to be ashamed of. It's basically either go thru these motions and take the enjoyable moments, as few and far between as they may seem, as they come... or just complain about it for years on end getting sicker and sicker. Go ask 100 average 40 year olds who have been administered truth serum what they think of life. The smarter ones will have somewhat similar philosophies as you do, but they will keep that shit stuffed down deep like you're supposed to.


1 gram DMT, 1 gram Mescaline, and 10 hits of "Berkeley Silver" 125ug LSD. I think it is a very bad idea to do this without making at least one friend and feeling the change that occurs, but I think I may do it anyway and see what comes out. I could always keep breaking my mind and hope it's rearranged in a way I like. And I think being put in a psych ward could actually be good for me depending on the environment, how much interaction I receive. Unless they force me on anti-psychotics as long as I'm there. That would be very bad, but then I would just leave and pay for private therapy, or other alternatives. That said, if you've seen my psychedelic reading list, I think I have a good idea of what I'm doing and what needs to be done, how to deal with even the worst potential trips.

This will also be potentially augmented with the MAOI I am on. It may have no effect because this is different from the short term ones used and research and anecdotes have shown that they may have no effect or possibly reduce effects slightly, depending on the medication and how long you've been on, the dose, various factors. Now, phenibut, that is an anxiolytic that will work, and possibly along with a beta-blocker like propanolol, could reduce much of the negative potential without reducing the positive effects of a trip, like benzos will.

You sound so fucking stupid, Malice.  God damnit
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on November 05, 2014, 11:42:03 pm
lol, I'm watched now, holla. Arnox can't get enough of me, now he has to scrutinize my posts, too.
The problem with evolutionary algorithms is trying to parameterize a decision making model in the first place. It will never be computationally feasible to start enumerating syntactically valid programs we fundamentally need to start with a framework for intelligence that's described by a finite, preferably small, number of parameters that we can apply mutation and evaluation to. Finding a framework and parameters turns out to comparable in difficulty to trying to model intelligence analytically.
Put down the thesaurus, faggot.

fite me nigga
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 05, 2014, 11:46:59 pm
fight all you niggas
all you niggas wanna go
throwin up fists
I got my foteefo
nigga owes me a dime
and I don't give a shit
nigga better pay up
or I'ma rob his house
and rape his little girl
yeah you know she his world
it would ruin his day
fuck this nigga better pay
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 05, 2014, 11:55:42 pm
lol, I'm watched now, holla. Arnox can't get enough of me, now he has to scrutinize my posts, too.
The problem with evolutionary algorithms is trying to parameterize a decision making model in the first place. It will never be computationally feasible to start enumerating syntactically valid programs we fundamentally need to start with a framework for intelligence that's described by a finite, preferably small, number of parameters that we can apply mutation and evaluation to. Finding a framework and parameters turns out to comparable in difficulty to trying to model intelligence analytically.
Put down the thesaurus, faggot.

fite me nigga
U FUKN WOT M8? FITE ME IRL. U LITTL KUNT ILL FUKN REK U I SWER ON ME MUM
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on November 06, 2014, 01:27:05 am
(http://i.imgur.com/Bam34Eu.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on November 06, 2014, 01:52:32 am
wtf am i writing?

arnox.. ur retarded.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 06, 2014, 01:54:34 am
Awww, it's not looking good for Namajunas, but her tears are giving me an erection.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 06, 2014, 01:54:59 am
Some wise words, man.  :tup:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 06, 2014, 01:55:50 am
Both of you.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on November 06, 2014, 03:36:41 am
If anybodys curious it was jail not an OD.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 06, 2014, 03:37:51 am
Good to know.  :tup:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 06, 2014, 04:12:56 am
I forgot to mention I started TRT finally. I'm on one 4mg androderm patch every night. Makes me horny like a teenager again, makes sense since I'm basically going through another puberty.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 06, 2014, 04:36:14 am
wtf am i writing?

arnox.. ur retarded.

choppin up cheese for your tacos
and don't forget the avocado
those onions make me cry though
And that's the real story isn't it
A thug nigga marcos making tacos
a heaven sent
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: aldra on November 06, 2014, 04:38:57 am
is zok back in africa yet
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 06, 2014, 04:39:33 am
Good night niggers.

Good night Mash's hair.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on November 06, 2014, 04:57:28 am
I forgot to mention I started TRT finally. I'm on one 4mg androderm patch every night. Makes me horny like a teenager again, makes sense since I'm basically going through another puberty.

Can you grow a beard now?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 06, 2014, 05:06:48 am
I forgot to mention I started TRT finally. I'm on one 4mg androderm patch every night. Makes me horny like a teenager again, makes sense since I'm basically going through another puberty.

Can you grow a beard now?
lol, time will tell. Asshole.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on November 06, 2014, 06:09:01 am
lol, time will tell. Asshole.

Not even hating, I'm trying to grow a beard since it's november and it's not working out at all. Shit's itchy and I look like I live in my parents' basement and live on mountain dew. It's at the point now though where I feel like I've committed to it and need to see it out.

I'm thinking of naming my next band "ill-conceived facial hair"
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 06, 2014, 06:33:08 am
lol, time will tell. Asshole.

Not even hating, I'm trying to grow a beard since it's november and it's not working out at all. Shit's itchy and I look like I live in my parents' basement and live on mountain dew. It's at the point now though where I feel like I've committed to it and need to see it out.

I'm thinking of naming my next band "ill-conceived facial hair"
lol, I did it last year. One of the nurses at the hospital told me I need to shave and I said "but it's no-shave November." She said "well it's not no-nair November. I was self conscious enough without her help. I shaved on Thanksgiving morning last year, I couldn't bring myself to show up at my in-laws' house with horrible, patchy facial hair. It annoyed me to no end, I don't like something being between my face and the pillow, and my moustache started collecting food and was going into my mouth.

I look okay with a mustache and goatee or Van Dyke but my cheeks only grow hair in a narrow Lemmy pattern.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Umbrella Corp on November 06, 2014, 06:57:35 am
Fun fact, the retarded thread on LLZ only has 3 posts in it.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 06, 2014, 07:02:42 am
God like hardly anyone from the original TRT posts anymore...this is sad


also lol yeah I just saw that
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 06, 2014, 07:04:14 am
The problem with evolutionary algorithms is trying to parameterize a decision making model in the first place. It will never be computationally feasible to start enumerating syntactically valid programs we fundamentally need to start with a framework for intelligence that's described by a finite, preferably small, number of parameters that we can apply mutation and evaluation to. Finding a framework and parameters turns out to comparable in difficulty to trying to model intelligence analytically.

Well, fuck. I'm not a programmer, hopefully there's a possible solution for this, if your argument holds up. It feels like the kind of thing that someone's going to find a clever work around or answer to.

Put down the thesaurus, faggot.

None of those words should require a thesaurus. How else would you state what he wrote? They're pretty fundamental terms. Not everyone has the intelligence to communicate and express themselves effectively, and that leads to some of those troglodytes lashing out at those who can.

You sound so fucking stupid, Malice.  God damnit

You're biased. It hits so many parts of your life.

This feels like Duke's song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CuC-r0wwpg

This actually made me feel a bit teary:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp6JfX7HxZ4
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 06, 2014, 07:48:11 am
I forgot to mention I started TRT finally. I'm on one 4mg androderm patch every night. Makes me horny like a teenager again, makes sense since I'm basically going through another puberty.

Did...did I actually convert someone?

Why are you doing it, genuinely deficient? In general patches and gels fucking suck. If you aren't paying for them and it's enough to get you in the optimal range, then it doesn't really matter.

Not even hating, I'm trying to grow a beard since it's november and it's not working out at all.

Did you ever see my posts on minoxidil on Zoklet, the active ingredient in Rogaine? I'm not kidding, it actually works, and a 6 month supply of Kirkland brand is only around $26 on eBay.

Quote
Minoxidil. It's the active ingredient in Rogaine.

I'm 100% serious: http://jefffsbeardboard.yuku.com/topic/862/Rogaine-Experiment

I'm about 3 weeks into it. It definitely seems to be working.

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p3902.m570.l1313&_nkw=Kirkland%20Minoxidil&_sacat=0&_from=R40&_udlo=25&_udhi

It could be a decade until it naturally fills in, or it may never happen on its own. Not everyone has the genes for it. Just look at the prevalence of facial hair among different populations and be glad you weren't born a Native American.

You're in the prime of your life and the sooner you begin, the more time you'll have to enjoy it.

Quote from: Lanny
I look like I live in my parents' basement and live on mountain dew.

Please, post a pic.

http://imgur.com/gallery/xVTi4

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on November 06, 2014, 08:06:46 am
wtf am i writing?

arnox.. ur retarded.

choppin up cheese for your tacos
and don't forget the avocado
those onions make me cry though
And that's the real story isn't it
A thug nigga marcos making tacos
a heaven sent

first off,
imagining that verse in your voice is cringeworthy
im comin off the head with that shit that singe dirty
you comin with that shit that's reminiscent of the herpes
it's common and you just don't have the credentials..

wait i'm fuckin city confidential
-ing this fucking verse with no pad and no pencil
just a laptop liek mashs in his room that
smells like old jizz and willbememorializedsoon

all of mash's gear still
hangin on the wall
his resin still sittin there
rolled into a ball

that nigga's fuckin dead
DXM overdose
typical the doctor said,
the case was open-close

it's been two months since they put him in the ground
his brother came to me
wonderin how
he can get over the pain and the sorrow that he feel
i said sit next to me, no gay shit, just chill

i was talkin to your brother but i said it just to warn those kids
who bored at home w/ bottles fulla that cough medicine
you could win the lotto
you could go home
you could have bravado
you could get dome

but none of those things seem good on DXM,
start to consider that bottle ya only friend,
then you hear politicans arguin in your fridge..

you wake up cold in a modest gown

you been sleepin on the fuckin hardest ground

you hungry so, on the door you start to pound

a big black nigga pins you down...

then you know you won the lotto bro..

i just think you oughta know..

that mash is in a better place.

but still there's sorrow on my face.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Umbrella Corp on November 06, 2014, 08:29:18 am
Oh god make ur own freestyle thread.  That shit is painful to read.  You're both terrible at rap, don't know shit about literary devices, and the worst part you're not even funny.  I bet you can't sing for shit either.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on November 06, 2014, 03:42:43 pm
Oh god make ur own freestyle thread.  That shit is painful to read.  You're both terrible at rap, don't know shit about literary devices, and the worst part you're not even funny.  I bet you can't sing for shit either.

OK, UMBRELLA CORP I'll sure take your advice seeing as I know who you are.

Anime ass nigga

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on November 06, 2014, 03:46:03 pm
(http://intosanctuary.com/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=495;type=avatar)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on November 06, 2014, 06:33:25 pm
Please, post a pic.

http://imgur.com/gallery/xVTi4

Yeah, pretty much
Spoiler
(http://i.imgur.com/q5y1G8v.jpg?1)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: splooge gook on November 06, 2014, 06:58:36 pm
i hate dogs i love tits
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 06, 2014, 07:33:24 pm
Heh the FBI took down a bunch of darknet markets today. The admin of SR2 had horrible security breaches including using his real identity and email address with his hosting company, not to mention the gubment had a CI modding the site from day 1. He's no DPR to say the least.
Title: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 06, 2014, 08:07:25 pm
I will take the inevitable infraction for this one, just to start a new thread in the place where it belongs.

And, just to be 'on topic', I am high as fuck on opioids right now.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: equanimity on November 06, 2014, 08:12:47 pm
Godspeed.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Max Headroom on November 06, 2014, 08:22:55 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/fXcCQHV.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Umbrella Corp on November 06, 2014, 08:32:59 pm
Yeah the CI admin is really fucked up.  Think you know a guy.. with the nature of that site you would think the admin recruiting process would be hella stringent.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: Umbrella Corp on November 06, 2014, 08:33:54 pm
Oright oright oriiiight MAH nigga
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 06, 2014, 09:44:01 pm
Please, post a pic.

http://imgur.com/gallery/xVTi4

Yeah, pretty much
Spoiler
(http://i.imgur.com/q5y1G8v.jpg?1)

show me your fucking clitorati
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mark311 on November 06, 2014, 10:04:27 pm
I will do something strange for some change just saying
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 06, 2014, 10:16:58 pm
Don't get yourself banned bruh
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 06, 2014, 10:17:34 pm
Yeah the CI admin is really fucked up.  Think you know a guy.. with the nature of that site you would think the admin recruiting process would be hella stringent.
The CI was an admin from SR1 that got flipped, so he was already vetted in the SR2 owner's mind. All of the other old admins were in jail, this guy ratted the new admin out and (temporarily at least) maintained his freedom. I can't remember the dude's username, although it has been posted in /r/darknetmarkets.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mark311 on November 06, 2014, 10:26:39 pm
Don't get yourself banned bruh

Fun fact of all the places I've been to all across the country I'm only banned from two places

The Hooters in Biloxi, Mississippi and the entire town of Erie, Pennsylvania

Pretty lulzy stories although Erie wasn't my fault I was guilty by association lol
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 06, 2014, 11:06:37 pm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: Max Headroom on November 06, 2014, 11:20:16 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/SbOXgfm.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 07, 2014, 12:20:29 am
Yeah, pretty much
Spoiler
(http://i.imgur.com/q5y1G8v.jpg?1)

Sorry, it's not that funny, but I just started chuckling when I saw this. Horrible disappointment, it doesn't look nearly as bad as you made it seem. Grown out, maybe, but men tend to look a hell of a lot better with stubble than without it.

But, what really struck me is, good god it looks like your hair is going to look fucking awful when you're older. And you have such tender eyes.

Heh the FBI took down a bunch of darknet markets today. The admin of SR2 had horrible security breaches including using his real identity and email address with his hosting company, not to mention the gubment had a CI modding the site from day 1. He's no DPR to say the least.

Ffffff.

Quote
"European police have hinted that further shutdowns and arrests will occur. Operation Onymous, they say, will conclude within hours, and will "disrupt global activity" on the deep web."

"Almost all of the deep web's major drug marketplaces are offline, raising the possibility that the FBI has caused severe disruption to the online drug trade. Agora, Alpaca, BlueSky, C9, Hyrda, Pandora, and the Silk Road are all currently offline."

Are you fucking kidding me? This better not disrupt my plans. Honestly, a few fucking days. Fortunately I wasn't planning to use SR2 because that place is was an escrowless shithole for noobs anyway, but, fuck, even if Agora doesn't go down this could cause some vendors to lay low for a while, raise prices due to risk, or even exit completely, possibly with an exit scam.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 07, 2014, 12:26:02 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenBazaar

Fortunately this should be coming out soon. http://github.com/OpenBazaar/OpenBazaar/wiki/Contracts-and-Listings

It's really brilliant if you learn about the structure, features, and possibilities. The logic behind it, similar to the type of beauty Bitcoin had.

Along with Darkcoin and Darkwallet. As much as I'd like it to, it probably won't smash the state, but anything that subverts it.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 12:48:22 am
Fuck the popo! I'm high as fuck.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 07, 2014, 12:53:02 am
Thread does not compute... DOES NOT COMPUTE WITH RUUUULES!!!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on November 07, 2014, 12:58:18 am
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenBazaar

Fortunately this should be coming out soon. http://github.com/OpenBazaar/OpenBazaar/wiki/Contracts-and-Listings

It's really brilliant if you learn about the structure, features, and possibilities. The logic behind it, similar to the type of beauty Bitcoin had.

Along with Darkcoin and Darkwallet. As much as I'd like it to, it probably won't smash the state, but anything that subverts it.

That's interesting, I'm reading thought the documentation. I'd be a little nervous if I was a merchant because if you ever get tied to either of your keys (found on your HD or transmission of a contract is intercepted) there now exists (number of previous transactions) undeniable records detailing the specifics of every transaction you've made. At least with SR your account is transient in some sense, if the DB is gone you functionally stop existing. I guess you can still burn your keys though.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 12:59:08 am
Thread does not compute... DOES NOT COMPUTE WITH RUUUULES!!!
*REPORTED*
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 01:03:22 am
*REPORTED*

I can''t even quantify how much I hate that guy.  I don't even respect him enough to berate him directly, I feel it will taint me to associate myself with such rampant ass-kissery
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 01:10:49 am
*REPORTED*

I can''t even quantify how much I hate that guy.  I don't even respect him enough to berate him directly, I feel it will taint me to associate myself with such rampant ass-kissery
Yea, it feels bad to talk to him like he's that really fat chick who sucked your whiskey dick one day and then you meet her at another party and she's still real fat and you just fucking want her to leave but somehow you end up getting your dick sucked once again by the same fat slut.

God damn, I really need to get out more and get my dick sucked.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 07, 2014, 01:13:06 am
*REPORTED*

I can''t even quantify how much I hate that guy.  I don't even respect him enough to berate him directly, I feel it will taint me to associate myself with such rampant ass-kissery
I am THE ass-kicker


*REPORTED*

I can''t even quantify how much I hate that guy.  I don't even respect him enough to berate him directly, I feel it will taint me to associate myself with such rampant ass-kissery
Yea, it feels bad to talk to him like he's that really fat chick who sucked your whiskey dick one day and then you meet her at another party and she's still real fat and you just fucking want her to leave but somehow you end up getting your dick sucked once again by the same fat slut.

God damn, I really need to get out more and get my dick sucked.
 
This guy needs to get laid.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 07, 2014, 01:32:47 am
Edit: Oh, did I ever mention nicotine as a nootropic to you? It's actually one of the most effective available, with insignificant negative health effects AFAIK. Was also pleased to find out that it's an aromataze inhibitor, which converts testosterone into estrogen, and is produced in body fat. The more fat, the more aromataze, but I don't know how linear it is. Did cite some studies on Zoklet when I was into testosterone about how surprisingly prevalent deficiency was, particularly among some groups (obese, diabetic, opioid users, thyroid disorders).

I guess you can still burn your keys though.

Modded wrist watch, bracelet, ring. It's really sad that for the vast majority of people that have ideas like these they end up as nothing more than pipe dreams, never getting done, even if they have the ability. What the fuck is wrong with us? Well, I guess we tend to be depressed, anxious, and overall dysfunctional.

I'm going to laugh if my residence ever gets raided. "Hands up!" Activates mechanism (button combo; something to prevent accidental triggering, but can still be easily and quickly activated) *poof*

This isn't even unrealistic or difficult to do, the state of the human race is just utterly depressing. If the fed's story about Ross Ulbricht is true, he was an absolute idiot. Good evidence for parallel construction came out in the last few months though, IIRC.

Which is another problem: The feds play dirty. Anyone who thinks they won't break the rules has a bizarre worldview. They have the money, power/authority/influence, equipment, and can afford to hire an immense amount of very intelligent people that are big enough cunts to work for them. You'd better be damn well prepared and clever, and I mean at least the base level of knowledge and understanding required to receive a PhD. I really hope, and there's a good chance, that there's a critical flaw in the type of people they tend to draw; selection bias. I could definitely see the authoritarian types and naive ones that think they're doing good tending to be very poor "outside the box" thinkers, along with not being particularly remarkable in terms of general intelligence. I mean, who the hell signs up for this sort of shit? This is the tech version of working as a cop, it's an absolute embarrassment unless you live in bible belt fundamentalist Christian type of environment.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 01:36:25 am
Sometimes you're a real downer, Malice.

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 07, 2014, 02:06:08 am
Sometimes you're a real downer, Malice.

The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread
Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery
Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer?

I woke up this morning with a start when I fell out of bed
And left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread
My high is low, I'm dressed up with no place to go
And all I know, is I'm at the start of a pretty big downer...

Sha-la-la-la that ain't no crime
That ain't no crime

Rocky Horror you need peace of mind
And I want to tell you that you're doing just fine
You're the product of another time
And feeling down, well that's no crime...

The sword of Damocles is hanging over my head
And I've got the feeling someone's gonna be cutting the thread
Oh, woe is me, my life is a mystery
Oh, can't you see that I'm at the start of a pretty big downer?l


You have no idea. I've only written down a fraction of the depressing concepts in my mind, and given them a fairly shallow elucidation. I'm like Casper, too depressed along with being disillusioned to write like I used to. I could probably write a book that would become infamous for driving a few people to suicide. This is a case where things are even worse than I've made them seem.

Oh, emotions. I should make more of an effort to write thoughts down in case I forget, particularly after waking. Use it or lose it. Since social interaction, other people, are generally the strongest evokers of emotion, it makes me wonder whether with my level of isolation there's been irreparable harm to my development. I wonder what neurological changes to systems dealing with emotion there have been. I don't think it really matters, ultimately. Happiness isn't the goal.

Quote
A third patient had a 14% reduction in negative symptoms at week 4 and a fourth had a 55% reduction at week 4. Negative symptom improvement was not related to depressive or extrapyramidal symptoms, which were unchanged with treatment

My word, 55%? I posted an article a while back about a helmet for depression with the best results seen to date for even treatment resistant patients. We'll probably all be at least bearable within a decade if you can hold out long enough. MAOI, NSI-189, tianeptine, and some things for the gaba system if you need it; gaba-t inhibitor, receptor upregulation, gotu kola.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 02:21:23 am
Write about your felony charge. It's probably funny.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 02:28:45 am
Write about your felony charge. It's probably funny.

this
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on November 07, 2014, 02:37:59 am
Edit: Oh, did I ever mention nicotine as a nootropic to you? It's actually one of the most effective available, with insignificant negative health effects AFAIK.

To me? No. Presumably you have some better route of administration than smoking cigarettes because that's definitely not a win in terms of a productivity/longevity trade off.

Quote
Modded wrist watch, bracelet, ring. It's really sad that for the vast majority of people that have ideas like these they end up as nothing more than pipe dreams, never getting done, even if they have the ability. What the fuck is wrong with us? Well, I guess we tend to be depressed, anxious, and overall dysfunctional.

Hmm, yeah, that does sound pretty badass. My first thought was some kind of wearable RFIC tag, you can pick up on them a pretty good range, I wouldn't imagine a receptor with a range of 5-10 feet would be too hard so you could encrypt/decrypt your data by proximity. Lock and unlock your terminal too just  for convenience. The issue is of course that it would be trivial for someone else to pick up on it. I guess you could store your tag in one of those bags but then you lose the wearable benefit. Strong encryption over bluetooth was my next thought. That might work but finding the device to use as a chit would worry me. A phone is the obvious answer, it's obviously sophisticated enough to handle crypto and they all have bluetooth these days I'm not sure we can consider a phone to be a trusted platform. You could put passphrase crypto over your keys when at rest so backups aren't a concern but we definitely can't trust iOS not to lift them out of memory and I'm not brimming with confidence in android either.

I wonder how much entropy there is in a physical pin and tumbler key lol, maybe going low-tech wouldn't be a bad idea.

Quote
Which is another problem: The feds play dirty. Anyone who thinks they won't break the rules has a bizarre worldview. They have the money, power/authority/influence, equipment, and can afford to hire an immense amount of very intelligent people that are big enough cunts to work for them. You'd better be damn well prepared and clever, and I mean at least the base level of knowledge and understanding required to receive a PhD. I really hope, and there's a good chance, that there's a critical flaw in the type of people they tend to draw; selection bias. I could definitely see the authoritarian types and naive ones that think they're doing good tending to be very poor "outside the box" thinkers, along with not being particularly remarkable in terms of general intelligence. I mean, who the hell signs up for this sort of shit? This is the tech version of working as a cop, it's an absolute embarrassment unless you live in bible belt fundamentalist Christian type of environment.

I don't know dude, security researcher for an alphabet agency is pretty appealing. Very technically minded people probably care more about the interesting problems and getting the resources to solve them than about the politics of what they're doing. Not that I'm a particularly "out of the box" kind of person but I'm a part of this community and I worked on a DoD grant for a year because the work was interesting.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 04:32:43 am
I agree.

Good night you faggots.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 07, 2014, 07:52:43 am
I don't know dude, security researcher for an alphabet agency is pretty appealing. Very technically minded people probably care more about the interesting problems and getting the resources to solve them than about the politics of what they're doing. Not that I'm a particularly "out of the box" kind of person but I'm a part of this community and I worked on a DoD grant for a year because the work was interesting.

It probably depends on how aware they are that what their doing is pursuing drug charges, what the environment is and how involved the DEA may be. It seems it would take a mentality similar to a cop to really be motivated to catch them, particularly with a high level of intelligence, or someone who can block it out or not really care, the "just doing my job" and detached or potentially sociopathic mentality.

Write about your felony charge. It's probably funny.

That never happened, I said it was a joke.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: Not An Alt on November 07, 2014, 10:17:15 am
bump if you are high and value bltc tradition


btw why isn't there any bump when high thread in hb?
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 07, 2014, 10:19:37 am
i made a bump while high thread in bltc once but it died
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 07, 2014, 12:27:45 pm
Oh, I was wrong, it's 25 hits of 100ug LSD for $75. Damn I wish the vendor wasn't on vacation.

Looks like Hab really left. I have to say this, because it was so obvious, fitting, and explanatory in retrospect: Midnight Sun had Asperger's.

I also never responded to something that has gone through my mind a few times and bothered me:

Also, binding affinity data is not the be all end all of a drug's potential.  You should know that, c'mon... there are many drugs that look great on paper but turned out to be shit.  Ethylphenidate off the top of my head.  To that end... phenmetrazine may look good, but if that morpholine ring splits in vivo, suddenly you have a big floppy b-ethoxy which if its anything like b-MeO will love itself some norepinephrine.  Similar to the cathinones which so readily metabolized to nasty ass ephedrine metabolites.

Of course there are potential metabolites. I only meant that from cursory glance at the wiki page it seemed okay to use. I'd never use a drug without doing more extensive reading, at least looking up what the metabolites and MOA are.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 01:48:07 pm
Bump.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 02:30:15 pm
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: reject on November 07, 2014, 04:19:26 pm
"So when you coming round mine?"

"When I'm single, just be patient a little longer"

:mad:
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 04:23:48 pm
Bitchmaid., lol.  :psych:
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 04:55:04 pm
fuck, I have denuded my local environs of all poppy seeds....a 35 mile radius of harvested bliss, obtained with my special jacket with no actual pockets, just a vast inner space that I fill with consumer goods, like the stomach of a hungry god
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 04:57:44 pm
You said you don't want to make a habit out of it again like two weeks ago.

I still haven't tried it.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 04:59:52 pm
You said you don't want to make a habit out of it again like two weeks ago.

I still haven't tried it.

been doing it every four days or so, sometimes two days in a row though....like a woman you are in love with, but you know she is a cold-hearted whore....do I give her another chance, or break her fucking jaw for sucking all my friends dicks?
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: equanimity on November 07, 2014, 05:00:41 pm
It's kind of a dirty high.  Don't really recommend.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 05:03:10 pm
It's kind of a dirty high.  Don't really recommend.

I like it better than any pill I have ever had, even better than methadone, which is my drug of choice generally
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: equanimity on November 07, 2014, 05:08:42 pm
Methadone sucks though.  Lasts forever, but it's like a nice body high without much euphoria.  Best opioid pharm I've had was fent.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 05:13:36 pm
Methadone sucks though.  Lasts forever, but it's like a nice body high without much euphoria.  Best opioid pharm I've had was fent.

fucking fentanyl....fifteen minutes of nodding, then its gone

I am generally all about the duration rather than the intensity, and to a certain extent, an opiate is an opiate
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 05:14:32 pm
It's kind of a dirty high.  Don't really recommend.
Opiates beat opioids.

I was talking about washing the poppy seeds to get the goods out.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: equanimity on November 07, 2014, 05:19:29 pm
Methadone sucks though.  Lasts forever, but it's like a nice body high without much euphoria.  Best opioid pharm I've had was fent.

fucking fentanyl....fifteen minutes of nodding, then its gone

I am generally all about the duration rather than the intensity, and to a certain extent, an opiate is an opiate

Once you're addicted and need to maintain a habit just to feel normal, yeah.  But before that, when they're still fun?  All about the intense euphoria tbh.

It's kind of a dirty high.  Don't really recommend.
Opiates beat opioids.

I was talking about washing the poppy seeds to get the goods out.

I know what you guys are talking about.  Said opioids 'cause cats brought up pills.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 05:21:58 pm
All about the intense euphoria tbh

I agree, and seeds give me the best somatic high out of anything....methadone has better 'mental' effects, which I prefer, but it is hard to beat the 'waves of physical pleasure' that I get from seeds
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 05:24:56 pm
the best is to mix any opiate/opioid with stimulants....wish I had some adderall or even a nice fat 100$ rock...all I have is this fucking phentermine laying around, which I hate and probably won't even bother taking
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 05:30:42 pm
The best is a fat hit of weed and some of this shit.

Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEEzbFxEbB8
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 05:35:59 pm
The best is a fat hit of weed and some of this shit.

Quote
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEEzbFxEbB8

Weed is a given, I pretty much smoke constantly every waking hour.....for my glaucoma, right?  :tup:

I think I will pass on the steppenwolf, however

Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 05:40:03 pm
They got some great fucking songs. What's wrong with you?
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 05:41:35 pm
They got some great fucking songs. What's wrong with you?

I don't know, what's wrong with you?
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 05:48:48 pm
I don't know, I think I'm fine. Thanks for caring, though.  :-*
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 05:50:41 pm
:-*

 :cosby:
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 05:59:01 pm
Help me, Arnox! Put your flaming white shield of beta faggotry infront of me to save my gentle soul and curse this crazy Mike with your mighty Mormon magic spells of underwearly power. Oh Arnox great keeper of the Sanctuary, be my guardian angel and save me from getting Cosby'd.

:jerkoff:
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 06:00:34 pm
Help me, Arnox! Put your flaming white shield of beta faggotry infront of me to save my gentle soul and curse this crazy Mike with your mighty Mormon magic spells of underwearly power. Oh Arnox great keeper of the Sanctuary, be my guardian angel and save me from getting Cosby'd.

:jerkoff:

its hard to not contribute....there are so many threads that I want to share knowledge in but I am actively 'on strike'....how do you do it, RisiR?  Got any tips or shortcuts?
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 06:02:37 pm
No, I'm just an idiot.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 06:05:54 pm
No, I'm just an idiot.

I figured you could come up with something better than that....like 'I just try to emulate infinityshock' or something...
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 06:15:38 pm
I hate myself for posting here again, yet I am too computer illiterate to start my own board

I would probably make a terrible admin anyway, I am too argumentative
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 06:18:14 pm
And an idiot.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 06:19:00 pm
Nah, you're pretty smart.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 06:29:43 pm
Nah, you're pretty smart.

In a 'cliff clavin'* sort of way, yeah, I am




*from the sitcom 'cheers'
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 06:33:23 pm
I live in Germany. I'm sure Cheers still runs here on some shit channel.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 06:35:36 pm
I live in Germany. I'm sure Cheers still runs here on some shit channel.

yeah, I figured you would know who it was, but some of the readers may not

lots of american culture in germany, I hear...I was almost sent there during my very brief army career
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 07, 2014, 06:47:30 pm
US pop culture probably shaped this country just as much as the WWII reparations.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: Ragus on November 07, 2014, 06:52:54 pm
 8)

(http://i46.tinypic.com/35ks9yq.jpg)
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 07, 2014, 06:58:04 pm
ragus  :tup:

Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 07, 2014, 07:00:16 pm
8)

(http://i46.tinypic.com/35ks9yq.jpg)

This
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: Internet-Weed-Dude on November 07, 2014, 10:28:01 pm
Internet-Weed-Dude is IN THE HOUSE!!!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 08, 2014, 01:21:19 am
I banged some ambien just for shits and giggles. Both times I slammed 20mg, I pissed my pants, lol. I r dum
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on November 08, 2014, 03:45:42 am
Glad to see the retarded thread back where it belongs.

Got some H tonight for the first time in ten days.

Feels good having no tolerance and no warrants.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 08, 2014, 04:05:51 am
I'm surprised it hasn't gotten moved.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: Max Headroom on November 08, 2014, 04:28:14 am
hyuh guys its roshabashabo here hows it goin on ur side of the delegated forefrnt next sidewindow territory locator
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 08, 2014, 04:31:13 am
1000 posts
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: Max Headroom on November 08, 2014, 04:33:18 am
happy loob post
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: RisiR on November 08, 2014, 04:35:51 am
hyuh guys its roshabashabo here hows it goin on ur side of the delegated forefrnt next sidewindow territory locator
Nice to meet you Roboshambo it is very mild on this side.

 

420 blaze it.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on November 08, 2014, 04:36:05 am
the prodigal son returns
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 08, 2014, 04:37:48 am
Nice to meet you Roboshambo it is very mild on this side.

 

420 blaze it.

much better than fucking steppenwolf
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 08, 2014, 04:38:57 am
Shouldn't this be in BLTC? According to some shit...
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: John Smith on November 08, 2014, 05:03:26 am
25 hits of 100ug LSD for $75. What a deal, and from a top reputable vendor. I hope they're off vacation next week.

Glad to see the retarded thread back where it belongs.

Got some H tonight for the first time in ten days.

Feels good having no tolerance and no warrants.

Man, get it together. I can just picture your daughter walking in on you:

"Mommy, what is daddy doing?"

(with her voice breaking) "Daddy's...daddy's sick, honey, he has to take his medicine." (tears begin to roll down her face)

*she puts a hand against her back and guides her outside*

"Just cover your eyes when he does it, sweetie, I know you don't like needles. Don't worry, he'll be better soon."
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 08, 2014, 05:23:31 am
shit's fucked
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 08, 2014, 07:04:43 am
My toe will rip off any day now. I long for the day it does.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 08, 2014, 07:05:30 am
So it got moved back.  That's good
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 08, 2014, 07:05:47 am
I'm in the hospital right now, I got my toe crushed at work by a pallet and it seems they'll have to amputate.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 08, 2014, 07:06:05 am
This is what I get for coming in to work on heroin
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 08, 2014, 07:06:30 am
These sheets are itchy
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 08, 2014, 07:07:10 am
you think you will get drug tested?

also, thanks for moving this back arnox

you are still a mormon beta
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 08, 2014, 07:13:23 am
No I lied. I'm not in the hospital, I don't have a job, I've never seen heroin in my life and other than this tic in my toe I'm fine. I only started on this toe shit because it's getting to the point it's a sharp pain to move it and I'm afraid the tic is causing it to become seriously injured and not just sore anymore.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 08, 2014, 07:25:09 am
No I lied. I'm not in the hospital, I don't have a job, I've never seen heroin in my life and other than this tic in my toe I'm fine. I only started on this toe shit because it's getting to the point it's a sharp pain to move it and I'm afraid the tic is causing it to become seriously injured and not just sore anymore.

I half suspected this, as I have seen you totally just make up plausible-sounding yet unusual scenarios before, but not knowing you as a user I had no idea of the specifics of your life to be like 'you lying motherfucker'

 :tup:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 08, 2014, 07:33:41 am
No I lied. I'm not in the hospital, I don't have a job, I've never seen heroin in my life and other than this tic in my toe I'm fine. I only started on this toe shit because it's getting to the point it's a sharp pain to move it and I'm afraid the tic is causing it to become seriously injured and not just sore anymore.

I half suspected this, as I have seen you totally just make up plausible-sounding yet unusual scenarios before, but not knowing you as a user I had no idea of the specifics of your life to be like 'you lying motherfucker'

 :tup:
yeah, I love making up shit out of the blue lol. My most ridiculous scenario is absolutely true though but I'm not going into further detail as it's against my religion.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 08, 2014, 07:34:03 am
I live in Germany. I'm sure Cheers still runs here on some shit channel.
Oh. That explains the resemblance to Hitler.
That reminds me, I'm having Cheerios for dinner.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 08, 2014, 07:45:22 am
Malice does it pain you to feel like you know that nobody will ever give a shit about you? Or do you not care? Does the feeling fluctuate?
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 08, 2014, 07:57:05 am
now we have a phantom trt....hm
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: John Smith on November 08, 2014, 09:52:17 am
Malice does it pain you to feel like you know that nobody will ever give a shit about you? Or do you not care? Does the feeling fluctuate?

No, I genuinely don't care about that. Other things can pain me deeply. Well, I mean, I have no concern for "being known", but a lack of all intimacy and extreme alienation and isolation? I did have a mental breakdown in part due to it after a shroom trip, after all.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 08, 2014, 10:09:48 am
Malice does it pain you to feel like you know that nobody will ever give a shit about you? Or do you not care? Does the feeling fluctuate?

No, I genuinely don't care about that. Other things can pain me deeply. Well, I mean, I have no concern for "being known", but a lack of all intimacy and extreme alienation and isolation? I did have a mental breakdown in part due to it after a shroom trip, after all.
I stopped caring after 'pain'. I really did.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: John Smith on November 08, 2014, 10:12:07 am
Why the hell would I care?
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 08, 2014, 06:05:54 pm
Malice does it pain you to feel like you know that nobody will ever give a shit about you? Or do you not care? Does the feeling fluctuate?

No, I genuinely don't care about that. Other things can pain me deeply. Well, I mean, I have no concern for "being known", but a lack of all intimacy and extreme alienation and isolation? I did have a mental breakdown in part due to it after a shroom trip, after all.
What kind of intimacy do you crave? What's stopping you from getting it? Any reasons you WOULDN'T want this intimacy like, any downsides?
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 08, 2014, 07:25:34 pm
merge threads please.
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 08, 2014, 07:43:07 pm
Let's drop this thread. Nobody post in it anymore. The other thread is in bltc AND stickied. If this can get a merge then by all means do it faggot moderator asshole nigger fuckass cunts but we should move everything over there

Here is a link for all of you lazy asshole nigger fuckass cunts. http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=439.1755
Title: Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
Post by: Idiosyncrasy on November 08, 2014, 07:48:40 pm
Thanks for the link. Let me see if I can work it correctly from my phone.

Edit: success
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 08, 2014, 07:53:07 pm
SEND ZOK BACK TO AFRICA
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 08, 2014, 07:55:21 pm
Thanks Idiosyncrasy!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Max Headroom on November 08, 2014, 11:10:14 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKgcdV3vykU
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on November 09, 2014, 06:13:58 pm
Wtf you niggers.

Post things in here now or I'm just giving up.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 09, 2014, 06:17:04 pm
Greetings
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry on November 09, 2014, 06:19:04 pm
A nigga STAY high, muthafucka!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Chiefchicken on November 09, 2014, 06:38:36 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqIsc8ooXug Your Welcome for this beautiful gem
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 09, 2014, 10:50:09 pm
http://imgur.com/a/xB0vE
https://vid.me/5aw5
https://vid.me/yLGh
https://vid.me/nfgs

Dat smile tho.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 09, 2014, 11:43:22 pm
http://imgur.com/a/xB0vE
https://vid.me/5aw5
https://vid.me/yLGh
https://vid.me/nfgs

Dat smile tho.

I am going to need moar pics and videos for a school project. Please also provide females with something my professor refers to as pubic hair.

Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on November 10, 2014, 04:54:50 am
Dude at work threw me a free 20 rock out of nowhere tonight for burning him a bunch of CDs, blasted the whole thing at once and am off my fucking tits, good thing I bought weed for later
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Max Headroom on November 10, 2014, 10:58:51 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pin41xUUFME
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 10, 2014, 02:03:00 pm
Imagine breaking into a school with a hot plate, plugging it in, and taking a shit on it. I wonder if you could permanently ruin a building with scent. There are incredibly foul smelling substances. Imagine milliliters being enough to render an area unbearable to human beings, using an HVAC system to spread it, or aerosolizing it. It could actually be an incredibly cost-effective and much easier form of destruction/t3r1sm.

Or destroying the ozone layer. Finding something incredibly effective at it and creating a factor simply to produce it and release it into the atmosphere. Oh, that falls under plans to exterminate the human race.

http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/2ltfrk/drug_can_return_adult_brain_to_childlike_learning/

I wonder what would happen if you took psychedelics as often as possible (taking tolerance into account) while taking this drug.

According to the author of "The Spirit Molecule"
Quote
There is no tolerance to exogenous DMT administration: we gave a big dose every half-hour, 4 times in a morning, and people's 4th trip was as intense as their first.

So you could potentially cycle extended DMT sessions (like ayahuasca) with LSD and other drugs.

I swear, if I was born an Aryan during the Nazi period and psychedelics had been known about I would have forced this on select Jewish children. Lied and brainwashed them, manipulated them, for optimal performance. I wouldn't want them to suffer, there would be no need for that, I mean making things more comfortable for them, easier to accept, more likely to have positive experiences. Although I'm skeptical, there are interesting mentions of "paranormal" abilities being witnessed by some who used LSD for psychotherapy when it was still legal, and other strange reports scattered about.

It reminded me of my idea to learn what the most potentially valuable "forbidden" experiments there are. Things that are considered unethical, for which an alternative for gathering the data isn't available. You could be a type of serial killer that kidnaps people and performs them. There are some horrifying things you can do to a brain.

Oh, back to the drug, it could potentially have incredible benefit, but possibly harm as well. For example, what if you continue your current lifestyle, something along the lines of sploo, LSD, Semiazas, and it only enables your brain to negatively adapt much more rapidly and profoundly.

Don't know what abilities/skills would be best to try to develop/improve under this.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on November 10, 2014, 02:52:40 pm
I'm having a blueberry blunt for breakfast
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 10, 2014, 03:57:50 pm
Cheers
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 10, 2014, 04:20:35 pm
http://imgur.com/a/xB0vE
https://vid.me/5aw5
https://vid.me/yLGh
https://vid.me/nfgs

Dat smile tho.
I am going to need moar pics and videos for a school project. Please also provide females with something my professor refers to as pubic hair.
(http://i.imgur.com/51pMTeV.gif)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 10, 2014, 04:21:36 pm
http://imgur.com/a/xB0vE
https://vid.me/5aw5
https://vid.me/yLGh
https://vid.me/nfgs

Dat smile tho.
I am going to need moar pics and videos for a school project. Please also provide females with something my professor refers to as pubic hair.
(http://i.imgur.com/51pMTeV.gif)

Thank you my good sir, with this material I will surely be able to pass
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 11, 2014, 12:35:50 am
MMA fighter Irene Aldana is another fucking hot one to add to my spankbank. datass.jpg
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10527292_676137152460759_2835595033654144958_n.jpg?oh=bba6a29d696daaf1e7a38e5ab5a383bb&oe=54DCEEA0&__gda__=1423739772_56453303464ee14176d4161f8c26bd03)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on November 11, 2014, 12:36:06 am
Tonight is a Wild Turkey 101 night
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 11, 2014, 12:38:38 am
Tonight is a whisky night
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 11, 2014, 01:07:04 am
I don't drink.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Umbrella Corp on November 11, 2014, 01:19:06 am
I gon buttchug a 40
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Intoxicated Shaman on November 11, 2014, 01:56:04 am
So is shit still gay as hell over here or what?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 11, 2014, 06:39:57 am
Jesus Christ, look at this big bitch. Gabi Garcia, 220lbs, this bitch has got to be on the juice.
(http://herecomesanewchallenger.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Gabi-Garcia.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 11, 2014, 01:39:02 pm
Holy shit. She looks more threatening than the 'Axe Murderer'.  Ughh...
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 11, 2014, 01:41:11 pm
holy shit is right, look at that fucking sasquatch bitch

look at her fucking neck

holy shit
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 11, 2014, 01:43:32 pm
Look at the veins on her hands or whatever the fuck that is.

I bet her tits are fake.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 11, 2014, 01:47:52 pm
Id say she has to be a tranny or something, there is no fucking way....those arms....no fucking way

can a woman even get that sort of musculature, even with steroids?

I don't feel like looking up pictures of greased up female bodybuilders....

or do I?  :cosby:
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 11, 2014, 01:52:45 pm
Hmmm....

Next question, who is she going to fight?

Please UFC, don't invent a female heavyweight class. Ughh..
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: starvingniglet on November 11, 2014, 01:56:07 pm
Please UFC, don't invent a female heavyweight class. Ughh..

Imagine some of the monstrous whores they will trot out to fight....It will be like a goddamn gorilla exhibit at the zoo
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 11, 2014, 07:36:39 pm
Hmmm....

Next question, who is she going to fight?

Please UFC, don't invent a female heavyweight class. Ughh..
She's not in the UFC... yet. She was in the UFC's female feeder organization Invicta Fighting Championships.

Edit: I should add, she's a world champion Brazilian jiu-jitsu fighter. She would probably gas out in no time with her mass in a standing fight.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 12, 2014, 01:32:56 am
I'm going to try IM'ing esketamine for the first time soon (Within an hour, probably). Haven't used it in a long time, at least since I started my current regimen. .5mg/kg seems to be the standard, and I'll take into account the greater potency of esketamine.

I've only snorted it before and never enjoyed it, it just made me feel dissociated. Can't remember what the max dose I've used is. IIRC ketamine is actually one of the most accurate drugs used to model the effects of schizophrenia. Someone posted before that they found that dissociatives were very polarizing, with people generally either hating or loving them. Neurodiversity is bound to play a big part. I don't have a good idea of what a great ketamine experience is supposed to feel like.

Randomly felt depressed today for the first time in a while since I started Parnate and NSI. Although I only got about 6 hours of sleep and had to KO myself with a sedative, which effects sleep quality. Last night I was on etizolam and may have had an idea/remembered something that may me feel relatively excited, gave me something to look forward to. I either forgot or I remembered and it lost its allure. Then I was struck by the feeling of emptiness and meaninglessness.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: WS on November 12, 2014, 01:43:14 am
I'm going to try IM'ing esketamine for the first time soon (Within an hour, probably). Haven't used it in a long time, at least since I started my current regimen. .5mg/kg seems to be the standard, and I'll take into account the greater potency of esketamine.

I've only snorted it before and never enjoyed it, it just made me feel dissociated. Can't remember what the max dose I've used is. IIRC ketamine is actually one of the most accurate drugs used to model the effects of schizophrenia. Someone posted before that they found that dissociatives were very polarizing, with people generally either hating or loving them. Neurodiversity is bound to play a big part. I don't have a good idea of what a great ketamine experience is supposed to feel like.

Randomly felt depressed today for the first time in a while since I started Parnate and NSI. Although I only got about 6 hours of sleep and had to KO myself with a sedative, which effects sleep quality. Last night I was on etizolam and may have had an idea/remembered something that may me feel relatively excited, gave me something to look forward to. I either forgot or I remembered and it lost its allure. Then I was struck by the feeling of emptiness and meaninglessness.

Tomorrow I'm gonna put on a light blue and white plaid shirt.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 12, 2014, 02:01:17 am
I'm going to try IM'ing esketamine for the first time soon (Within an hour, probably). Haven't used it in a long time, at least since I started my current regimen. .5mg/kg seems to be the standard, and I'll take into account the greater potency of esketamine.

I've only snorted it before and never enjoyed it, it just made me feel dissociated. Can't remember what the max dose I've used is. IIRC ketamine is actually one of the most accurate drugs used to model the effects of schizophrenia. Someone posted before that they found that dissociatives were very polarizing, with people generally either hating or loving them. Neurodiversity is bound to play a big part. I don't have a good idea of what a great ketamine experience is supposed to feel like.

Randomly felt depressed today for the first time in a while since I started Parnate and NSI. Although I only got about 6 hours of sleep and had to KO myself with a sedative, which effects sleep quality. Last night I was on etizolam and may have had an idea/remembered something that may me feel relatively excited, gave me something to look forward to. I either forgot or I remembered and it lost its allure. Then I was struck by the feeling of emptiness and meaninglessness.

Tomorrow I'm gonna put on a light blue and white plaid shirt.

Burgers
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 12, 2014, 03:40:06 am
You know, that post I wrote is completely uninteresting...
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Post by: 1337 on November 12, 2014, 06:00:18 am
http://imgur.com/a/mQyjM

(http://media.247sports.com/Uploads/Boards/651/4651/145861.jpg)
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Post by: John Smith on November 12, 2014, 09:51:22 am
Thought about stuff and now I feel kind of bad. Some of my tabs open are subjects like: solitary confinement, social isolation, social alienation, SHU syndrome.
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Post by: splooge gook on November 12, 2014, 02:18:55 pm
Read Wikipedia articles on like trees n shit and then go collect unique trees
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Post by: WS on November 12, 2014, 02:45:50 pm
Thought about stuff and now I feel kind of bad. Some of my tabs open are subjects like: solitary confinement, social isolation, social alienation, SHU syndrome.

Well you've been torturing yourself mentally for years it's no surprise you'd be feeling kind of bad.
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 12, 2014, 03:19:48 pm
Thought about stuff and now I feel kind of bad. Some of my tabs open are subjects like: solitary confinement, social isolation, social alienation, SHU syndrome.

Well you've been torturing yourself mentally for years it's no surprise you'd be feeling kind of bad.

lol this


also BURGERS
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Post by: splooge gook on November 12, 2014, 04:58:57 pm
Malice, it's time to move on from psychiatry related hypochondria and to the somewhat more related and much more interesting field on how genetic interactions cause these ambiguously defined disorders to be expressed. Genetic expression can be changed throughout ones lifetime, we just don't know how yet, so it's not a totally fruitless pursuit either. Here's a good start

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heritability_of_autism#Candidate_gene_loci
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facies_(medical)

Open as many pages as you can. Also, try to read about gait abnormalities as well as "soft" physical signs. One day we may be able to attribute exact characteristics to certain anomalities in the genome. Much more fascinating than psychology, much more scientific. It's the 21st century.
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 12, 2014, 05:00:42 pm
sploo is going to be a geneticist when he grows older.
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Post by: splooge gook on November 12, 2014, 05:04:11 pm
People need to realize that if you have an IQ of 150, this makes you just as abnormal compared to the general population as someone with an IQ of 50. Giftedness should be viewed as a genetic disorder, because despite it being the cools and all that, a profoundly gifted person who says things that nobody else will understand won't be viewed much more differently than someone with severe autism if they fail to thrive in the right environment/proper educational accommodations.
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Post by: Max Headroom on November 12, 2014, 05:13:26 pm
schplew your usual grandious IQ ego saturating obsession posts don't usually contradict themselves like this, since when does being "gifted" mean that you're automatically a  rain man if you have a high IQ? And who cares about being abnormal? The world nowadays provides anyone with proper environmental and educational accommodations which is making non-high IQ neurotypical normal people able to be lazy and selfish and do whatever they want and can be like "no I don't sit around doing nothing because I'm lazy, I'm autistic and you need to listen to my every demand because if you don't I'll accuse you of patronizing my autism and tell someone and get you on the news for mental-pseudointellecual psychotraumatic quasi-autistic hate crime.

tl;dr you use your autistic shape logic to rationalize needing vicodin truth is you aren't happy and you don't want to be happy, your leg is fine house.
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Post by: splooge gook on November 12, 2014, 05:25:48 pm
Yeah, I was in a middle school where like 25% of the students got accepted into a high school with an average SAT score of like, 2300. I got accepted into a high school that was sort of like that but a notch or two behind, got expelled in 9th grade. In schools like that, being a lunatic was the norm. After I had to leave there, I spent the next three years or so realizing that those 14 year olds are still literally smarter than anyone I've ever spoken to in real life outside of that sort of context. It's like, they all spoke the language, but outside of academia and scholars, since everyone is so egotistical, they'll assume if you say something that doesn't make sense to them, you're stupid. If everything you say to other people doesn't make sense to them, you must have something wrong with you. People cut me off mid sentence constantly because they think I'm in the middle of a fucking manic episode, never take anything I have to say seriously, where in reality I just talk how I type. I talk in paragraphs because not everything can be explained in two words. Other people can't process this much information at once so they think I'm mentally ill. It's such a fucking ridiculous situation, to be right about things to the extent where everyone assumes you're  wrong. EVERYONE.
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Post by: Max Headroom on November 12, 2014, 05:50:29 pm
Holy shit man its like we are the same person. Back in 7th grade I started doin dr00gs and everyone was like "hey max you do drugs you're never gonna go anywhere in life man" and this one jew kept saying that and pretending like he cared and I said "you know, in 2 years you're going to be doing more drugs than I am but the difference is you're still going to be a jew and look like an ape. 2 years later he was coming to me asking for a weed contact begging and shit and was like "hey, can you give me your ipod for 5 dollars and I'll never troll you again" or  some jew mind tricks like that and everyone 86d him because he always fucked with everyone and pretended like his infantile trolling made people like him but he's a fucking skid, the son of a cop that was an elitist that kicked me out of his band in 8th grade got booted from his own band even though he had like 7 gibson guitars, a bass, professional thousand dollar amps and a pedal board because his ego and the fact he plays 1 instrument and has a whole bunch of shit that his dad bought him with his money or whatever

shit I got offtopic.
Anyways, in 8th grade I just stopped going to school, stopped talking to everyone and kept doing DXM and I realized how much smarter I probably was than them but when I went back to school to see how shit no one, not even my old "friends" would listen to my conversations about pharmacology and neuroscience because they still viewed me as high on speed and dxm rambling on in a druggie-episode even though I was never really high on dxm at school.
TL;DR

schplew you and me are like, the same person
we should open up a store that sells betamax tapes and laserdiscs and movies about production of air conditioners but we don't accept cash, only sea shells and syncan dustmite, spinal cracker and mojo filter
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 12, 2014, 05:58:33 pm
I'm keeping sploo far away from you.
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Post by: Lanny on November 12, 2014, 08:57:00 pm
max + sploo is my OTP
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Post by: splooge gook on November 12, 2014, 09:50:39 pm
http://imgur.com/Yz5nIUF
http://imgur.com/0wpgy20

 shitttt
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 12, 2014, 09:51:59 pm
http://imgur.com/Yz5nIUF
http://imgur.com/0wpgy20

 shitttt

can't see BRO
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Post by: John Smith on November 12, 2014, 09:54:56 pm
Almost forgot about this:

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'Gladiator fights'
The Zetas hit upon a new recruitment scheme in March 2011. The gang would hold up buses passing through San Fernando, in Tamaulipas state, and force the passengers off. Then, on the suggestion of Treviño Morales, they would stage gladiator fights to the death, with the survivor being forced to join their ranks. One member of the cartel told a reporter from the Houston Chronicle it was a "game" named "Who's going to be the next hitman?" After a series of excavations, 193 bodies were found in mass graves.

Jesus christ. ...I'd like to see a video of that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=2011_San_Fernando_massacre&oldid=566635715#Alleged_survivor.27s_story
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Post by: Max Headroom on November 12, 2014, 09:59:33 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/unv2rQf.jpg)
tfw williams syndrome
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 12, 2014, 10:46:06 pm
you a nasty white nigga
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Post by: Lanny on November 12, 2014, 10:47:27 pm
at least you don't need to buy floss
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Post by: Lanny on November 12, 2014, 10:59:03 pm
new oculus sdk was recently released: http://www.oculus.com/blog/oculus-mobile-sdk-now-available/

I'm surprised how cheap even the dev versions are. Kinda tempted to pick one up and ship some shitty filler thing for day one, see if I can rake in that early adopter cash
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on November 13, 2014, 12:20:19 am
whas happenin
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Post by: Max Headroom on November 13, 2014, 12:50:19 am
nm u
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Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 13, 2014, 12:54:45 am
looking for my benzedrex inhaler
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on November 13, 2014, 12:55:13 am
just hangin out doin nuthin lol ~SO BORED~
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Post by: Max Headroom on November 13, 2014, 12:56:48 am
why benzedrex
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Post by: John Smith on November 13, 2014, 01:30:36 am
Sploo, what do you think about this? http://www.nature.com/news/gut-brain-link-grabs-neuroscientists-1.16316

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The immune system almost certainly plays a part, Mazmanian says, as does the vagus nerve, which connects the brain to the digestive tract. Bacterial waste products can also influence the brain — for example, at least two types of intestinal bacterium produce the neurotransmitter γ-aminobutyric acid (GABA)2.

Were you born vaginally or by c-section? I was born by c-section, which is suboptimal and has numerous potentially negative effects. Lack of introduction with gut flora, interference with maternal bonding. I remember seeing some evidence for a link with autism, but that at most it could only explain a very small percentage of cases.

Remember hearing that the cord was wrapped around my neck. I should have asked more questions about my early childhood, my behavior, any health problems I may have had. On the latter, I also remember my father once mentioning that I used to get really sick when young. I don't, or hardly, have any memories before around kindergarten age. family history, my relatives and parents, how people generally turned out and whether there may be a history of mental illness.

Oi, bad from the start. I wonder how it may have effected me. Whether there was a lack of blood flow to the brain long enough to possibly cause damage, whether any early illnesses may have effected my development. I had terrible irrational anxiety even as a child.

I'd like to try a fecal transplant from the best donor I can find. Perfect health, highly intelligent, very happy, personality, athleticism, mental state, well adjusted, well off financially, successful and fulfilled etc. I'd need to think of all major variables. Unfortunately if it's a factor, it's already effected my development, although there is that drug that can return plasticity to a child-like state, but of course it would be foolish to believe it would change your brain to what it would have developed to if x had been different: http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/2ltfrk/drug_can_return_adult_brain_to_childlike_learning/

You know, I bet could pull off a scheme (fantasize about it, but never actually go outside) to meet my goals. Hand out surveys for false cause at UC Berkeley, follow best candidates around until they have to poop, when they do go in with them disguised as a janitor, knock on the stall door, and say "Hi, sorry, when you're done, don't flush. There's something wrong with the plumbing." Grab a sample and enema time. Or you could trick them into giving you a stool sample, possibly offer compensation. Just have them drop off the last bit in a suitable container, tell them there's been a breakthrough and it could help treat autism soon.

Maybe if the idea catches on one day we'll have a few companies similar to sperm banks.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 13, 2014, 01:30:48 am
Time to get drunk and stoned and pass out midgame on PSN again
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on November 13, 2014, 01:40:11 am
Time to get drunk and stoned and pass out midgame on PSN again
PS4 worth it? I've gone sober nd considering buying one cos i'm bored and have extra money from not buying drugs
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Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 13, 2014, 01:51:19 am
why benzedrex

cuz i like taking a deep whiff after i snort something
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Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 13, 2014, 02:05:06 am
FOund it
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Post by: John Smith on November 13, 2014, 02:06:18 am
An idea I had last night: A version of 23andme, but for the brain. You have a brain scan, whatever method is optimal, maybe even draw some cerebrospinal fluid, measure neurotransmitters, and have it analyzed, possible correlations and benefits/defects listed. Receptors would be great, but you'd need comparisons and correlations, and it doesn't seem currently feasible.

Some possibilities:
http://cogsci.stackexchange.com/questions/1748/which-neurotransmitters-can-be-measured-in-a-living-human-brain
http://cogsci.stackexchange.com/questions/1215/neurotransmitter-based-imaging-techniques

http://neurocritic.blogspot.com/2013/11/new-deep-brain-stimulation-system.html
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How close are we to seeing a DBS implant that not only stimulates neural tissue, but also records electrical or chemical signals and then uses this information to adjust the stimulation parameters? Closer than I originally suspected. A recent Nature News article reported on the Mayo Clinic's efforts to develop a DARPAesque, state-of-the-art implant that aims to track brain signals in real time:

Can you imagine it? A quantified brain. Sploo, use your gifts for this. Fix yourself, and others. You'll also receive money and fame, connections.

Oh, your comment about school reminded me of something I had thought of: Have you ever thought of going to a university to meet friends? Yeah, the whole idea of "college culture" and it being and "intellectual environment" is a bunch of bullshit, but there are still some people, and you'll be far more likely to come across them there than among the general population. I remember Lanny mentioning on Zoklet meeting with a professor after class, or during whatever the period they're supposed to be available for students is called, and being surprised that he was the only one that made use of that resource. The grim picture of the human race, but let's not dwell on negatives and focus on the light.

I have a serious dysfunction of the GABAergic system, I feel so much more normal on etizolam. I really want something without significant sedative or amnesiac properties, I have significant problems with anergy and lack of wakefulness. Muscle relaxant properties can be nice if still needed, but that can easily be accomplished with an add-on drug. I'll make a note to keep an eye on longecity in case one of the two anxiolytics I'm interested in becomes available from a vendor or there's a group buy. Pinazepam and particularly Imidanezil.
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Post by: John Smith on November 13, 2014, 02:45:35 am
Barney: Jeez, is that what I look like when I'm drunk?

Homer: You wish. That's the stage we call, "Professor Barney" --
talkative, coherent, even insightful.  Here's drunk! 
[presses a button on the VCR remote]

[Barney, wearing Marge's dress and a blue wig, stands woozily at the top of the stairs]
Barney: [falsetto] Well, I'm off to market!  [burps]

Homer: Marge, you're making a complete fool of yours -- Oh, it's just Barney.

[Barney leans on the banister, which breaks.  He crashes on the floor, spilling his beer]
Barney: Precious alcohol -- soaking into shag!  [tries to lick the booze out of the carpet. When Santa's Little Helper approaches, he growls, frightening the dog]
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Post by: reject on November 13, 2014, 11:22:57 am
I want some strong opiates :mad:
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Post by: John Smith on November 13, 2014, 11:45:28 am
Malice, it's time to move on from psychiatry related hypochondria and to the somewhat more related and much more interesting field on how genetic interactions cause these ambiguously defined disorders to be expressed. Genetic expression can be changed throughout ones lifetime, we just don't know how yet, so it's not a totally fruitless pursuit either.


Quote
Open as many pages as you can. Also, try to read about gait abnormalities as well as "soft" physical signs. One day we may be able to attribute exact characteristics to certain anomalities in the genome. Much more fascinating than psychology, much more scientific. It's the 21st century.

Defects in the GABAergic system, leading to anxiety. Defects in sensory gating, leading to sensory overload and anxiety, possibly other ways of effecting gait due to how the information you receive from the environment and how you process it effect your movement patterns. Hypersensitivity to tactile stimulation will tend to make clothes feel much more uncomfortable, effecting gait. Lower proprioception leading to poor motor skills. Seems those with Asperger's are significantly more likely to suffer from anxiety and depression.

GWAS studies will probably deal with this much more effectively. As a bonus, East Asian countries don't have the moronic culture of political correctness developed White countries have.
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on November 13, 2014, 12:24:05 pm
I want some strong opiates :mad:
welbeck > Giroo?
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Post by: John Smith on November 13, 2014, 01:52:16 pm
Bitcoins appreciate in the interim, vendor returns after leave due to surgery, get up on time, find out they didn't open today and are going on vacation again for a week or two as requested by their suppliers. Domestic, high quality, reputable, cheap. I was planning to buy 25 100ug hits for $81 total. Depending on the btc/usd price when they return I may move up a level and buy their $100 package.

Oh well, at least I'll have a gram of mescaline and DMT to play with. Mescaline sounds pretty cool, may be even better than LSD to start with. Wander way off trail  into the woods where no one will be near you or come across you.
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Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 02:04:00 pm
Have a good time, Malice. I hope it's going to be a great trip. :tup:
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Post by: reject on November 13, 2014, 03:22:48 pm
I want some strong opiates :mad:
welbeck > Giroo?

It's kinda like Borini v Balotelli. But I'd take Welbeck over any of them.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 13, 2014, 03:50:03 pm
I'm at the end of my rope. Nowhere left to go, nobody that cares. I either need a gun or enough heroin. I'm just tired of this life.
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Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 03:55:55 pm
That would suck. :tdown:

I have nothing to offer except shit you probably heard a thousand times already so yea. If you want to talk about it with a stranger who's pretty good at pretending that he cares shoot me a PM instead of yourself.
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Post by: reject on November 13, 2014, 03:56:05 pm
Isn't that how all of us feel?

I'm strongly considering picking up the ol' etizolam habit again.

Things are easier when you give no fucks.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 13, 2014, 04:22:26 pm
Woah! My whole life might have just turned around.

Will report back.
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Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 04:32:54 pm
Isn't that how all of us feel?

I'm strongly considering picking up the ol' etizolam habit again.

Things are easier when you give no fucks.
I'm still not 100% sure that's true. I've really tried to give no fucks and take it easy. It didn't really work out so far.

Woah! My whole life might have just turned around.

Will report back.

Cool. :tup:
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 13, 2014, 04:58:03 pm
Never mind, the world is a dark and evil place and I no longer wish to tolerate it.
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Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 05:03:36 pm
What miracle would have changed your outlook so drastically if I may ask?
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 05:05:23 pm
What miracle would have changed your outlook so drastically if I may ask?

drugs
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Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 05:09:06 pm
What miracle would have changed your outlook so drastically if I may ask?

drugs
The miracle on ice. Haha.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 13, 2014, 05:50:19 pm
Been clean for a little while and my mom offered to set me up in an apartment near the local college so I could finish my associates degree and support myself. Then about 20 min later she got fired from her job she's had for 15 years.
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Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 05:51:51 pm
That really fucking sucks.
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 05:55:37 pm
without the bad times to compare it to, the good times ain't worth a damn
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 06:32:42 pm
goddamnit I think I am getting back on that train again

http://youtu.be/zOZtk5P7RCU
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Post by: 1337 on November 13, 2014, 07:37:17 pm
I have to ration my seed. Sucks when you're trying to get someone pregnant you can't jerk off 3 times a day.

Tangentially related:
Spoiler
(http://i.imgur.com/zhLWA3j.jpg)
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Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 13, 2014, 07:39:16 pm
1337 for president of the milky way
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Post by: 1337 on November 13, 2014, 07:45:59 pm
1337 for president of the milky way
Bob Dole 1337 wants what's best for this galaxy. As my first act of office, I will shoot all Asians
Arabs, faggots, Blacks and Jews into the sun.

Also: http://anonormale.in/uterine_box.php
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Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 08:37:14 pm
Nobody thanked my meth joke. Y'all suck fat horse cocks.
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 08:41:48 pm
Nobody thanked my meth joke. Y'all suck fat horse cocks.

I got the joke, but I always took brainsurgeon to be more of an opiate guy

therefore, your joke failed, and deserved no thanks
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Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 08:45:16 pm
Your vague response, "drugs" opened up the context. I admit, it's not perfect but still... whoa.
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 08:49:07 pm
Your vague response, "drugs" opened up the context. I admit, it's not perfect but still... whoa.

sink or swim here at sanctuary
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Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 08:56:58 pm
SWIM always pissed me off. Like it ever worked for anyone.
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 09:10:42 pm
SWIM always pissed me off. Like it ever worked for anyone.

yeah, me too, but that is not what I meant.

In a roundabout way I was saying 'the better jokes you make, the more I will like you'

you are only as good as your last one liner
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Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 09:14:38 pm
Yea, I got that but thanks for explaining it like an asshole.

What other race are your kids, Mike? Nignog, chink or muslim?
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 09:18:41 pm
What other race are your kids, Mike? Nignog, chink or muslim?


my first ex is full blooded german

my second is black but not one of those gorilla looking negresses, she has some amerindian blood in her ancestry so her skin is a bit lighter

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Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 09:20:23 pm
Which one is the cop?
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 09:45:19 pm
the german one
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Post by: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 09:48:24 pm
Ugh, I feel sorry for you.

It only makes sense that she's also the soulless succubus who can't get high. Right? It all makes sense now.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 13, 2014, 11:13:22 pm
That ain't no succubus it's that goddamn Loch Ness Monster
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 13, 2014, 11:18:31 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/B3pmaNS.jpg)
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Post by: splooge gook on November 14, 2014, 12:46:39 am
more
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Post by: 1337 on November 14, 2014, 01:04:08 am
http://webmshare.com/play/QmeBr
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Post by: Ragus on November 14, 2014, 01:42:32 am
I got some weed today and I wasn't expecting too at all  :cool:
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Post by: Max Headroom on November 14, 2014, 03:26:21 am
tfw great depression post 1931
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Post by: splooge gook on November 14, 2014, 04:02:54 am
(http://i.imgur.com/B3pmaNS.jpg)

I feel weird getting turned on by this
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Post by: reject on November 14, 2014, 09:20:22 am
(http://i.imgur.com/B3pmaNS.jpg)

I feel weird getting turned on by this

But can you fap to it?
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Post by: Umbrella Corp on November 14, 2014, 09:29:21 am
h tt p://webmshare.com/play/QmeBr
weird fat guy n fetishes
So wrong.. sometimes I think I'm weird, it's shit like this that makes me content with my life.
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Post by: John Smith on November 14, 2014, 10:39:31 am
I have found it, the ultimate GABAergic: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenylethylidenehydrazine

Knew about it before since it's a metabolite of Nardil/phenelzine. Researched all other gaba-t inhibitors, which would have been more readily available, and none turned out to be acceptable candidates.

9 years ago a like minded person had the same idea, they even bought pure MAOI powder like I did: http://www.dr-bob.org/cgi-bin/pb/mget.pl?post=/babble/20050921/msgs/558107.html#558107

Unscheduled: http://www.lookchem.com/NewSell/memberproductdetail.aspx?spid=5585823#.VGXiWPnF8a4

I think I remember seeing someone on one of the subreddits I read or a forum (longecity) mention it, then a vendor responding that they'd look into possibly stocking it. I won't be able to find it, if I'm even remembering correctly, I've already tried. This is what MAOIs are to standard antidepressants, a far more effective method of  treating anxiety lacking the significant drawbacks. Combine this with rectal parnate and you are golden.

I'm at the end of my rope. Nowhere left to go, nobody that cares. I either need a gun or enough heroin. I'm just tired of this life.

Welcome to the club, you've been here many times before. Considering how rapidly your mood has changed in the past, I doubt you really mean it.

Been clean for a little while and my mom offered to set me up in an apartment near the local college so I could finish my associates degree and support myself. Then about 20 min later she got fired from her job she's had for 15 years.

Damn, karma fucking bitch slapped your ass.

Anyway, if you really feel that bad, try Nardil. If you really don't want to live then you'll still want to even under its effects. What do you have to lose? May as well give anything a shot rather than going out like a complete coward. You could even try to pull off a major crime and blow your brains out if you fail.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 14, 2014, 11:07:18 am
Heard a police copter, sirens, and some other ruckus and got out of bed excited to check if the Ferguson verdict had been released.

Damn we're going to have some good footage. If you're in the right area, like Oakland CA, with a large Black population, it would be very easy to incite a riot at little risk to yourself if you're smart. But this is a message board, we have a tendency to think and never actually go though with things.

They're really preparing for a category 3 chimpout, but there's a good chance it will disappoint.

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Missouri Governor Jay Nixon said that he will call the Missouri National Guard, should violence erupt after the grand jury decision in the case of Darren Wilson. During a press conference on Tuesday, Nixon also said that more than 1000 law enforcement officials have completed 5,000 hours of specialized training over the past two months, in preparation for the verdict, which will be announced any day now.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 14, 2014, 01:10:52 pm
90% of the stores within 5 miles of ferguson boarded up all there windows already.
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Post by: 1337 on November 14, 2014, 01:37:08 pm
90% of the stores within 5 miles of ferguson boarded up all there windows already.
Haha, right before my great grandma died, I asked her if she knows where Ferguson, MO is (she didn't know about the shooting/riots yet) because my whole family is from STL. She said, "yeah, it's in St Louis county, right? Niggers took it over." I just said, "yep, that's the place."

Gotta love old people's casual racism.
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Post by: Tupac Shakur on November 14, 2014, 03:12:41 pm
I can't fucking hear ferguson without thinking about shrek's baby "fergus" in shrek forever after
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Post by: Lanny on November 14, 2014, 05:12:43 pm
Does anyone in oakland even give a fuck? I haven't followed the whole thing but why does anyone in california care if someone got shot in missouri?
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Post by: RisiR on November 14, 2014, 05:15:33 pm
Niggers.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 14, 2014, 05:54:19 pm
Can I get a free trip back to Africa too?
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Post by: John Smith on November 14, 2014, 08:06:10 pm
Does anyone in oakland even give a fuck? I haven't followed the whole thing but why does anyone in california care if someone got shot in missouri?

Reds, niggers, and anarchists. The last two are always looking for something to flip out over and an excuse to riot and loot.
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Post by: Lanny on November 14, 2014, 09:11:26 pm
Guess so, I just saw like 6 cop cars on a five block walk. Seemed like there were a lot last night too. Jesus, it's gonna be embarrassing if there's actually riots of this shit.
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Post by: John Smith on November 14, 2014, 11:04:41 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUZfMlQg-bg

Oh, what, SF's unemployment rate is only 4.7%. 9.4 in Oakland and 7.4 in CA overall. I guess it makes sense since it's unaffordable to the people who have a much higher chance of being unemployed. Oh, and the FBI has now rated Oakland as the 2nd most dangerous city in the US: www.reddit.com/r/bayarea/comments/2m75rm/fbi_statistics_put_oakland_as_2nd_most_dangerous/
And the robbery capital: http://www.mercurynews.com/news/ci_23191895/oakland-robbery-capital-america

Anyway, my point was that Occupy is completely dead and has been for a while. Unemployment is just too low, although it's a flawed measure.

On the other hand, inequality, and particularly gentrification/cost of housing, have gained much more attention. There's also been this string of SJW bullshit  focused on racially charged cases, which turned out to be wildly inaccurate every single time, but people are so ideologically insulated that many of them seem to remain permanently oblivious to contrary evidence.

There's also this issue: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0547237723

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Americans have been sorting themselves into alarmingly homogeneous communities -- not by region or by state, but by city and even neighborhood. Over the past three decades, we have been choosing the neighborhood (and church and news show) compatible with our lifestyle and beliefs. The result is a country that has become so polarized, so ideologically inbred that people don't know and can't understand those who live a few miles away.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Group_polarization

Key factors in understanding human societies and predicting future trends. Absolute trainwreck in the process. I'm not exaggerating when I say this nation is going to tear itself apart.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on November 15, 2014, 12:35:47 am
Alcohol, the end all cure for depression.
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Post by: John Smith on November 15, 2014, 02:00:43 am
Alcohol, the end all cure for depression.

Worked out great for Duke.

Saving this:

(http://i.imgur.com/idQTpRO.png)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 15, 2014, 07:11:40 am
Can I get a free trip back to Africa too?

No.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 15, 2014, 09:13:40 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75aX9mlipiY

FML. Curse this godforsaken species. No, not really, I'd hate to be bothered, and not everyone likes whores.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: BallsDeep69 on November 15, 2014, 09:44:12 am
Balls
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on November 15, 2014, 12:22:37 pm
Has Erorr posted here?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 15, 2014, 12:34:47 pm
He has posted a few times.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 15, 2014, 06:48:04 pm
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b7b_1416073055

Nevermind the piss for a second, I cringed at how dull that needle was. Jesus Christ, it's like she was trying to stab it through rawhide.

I fapped.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 15, 2014, 07:12:38 pm
http://totse.free-forum.net/
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 15, 2014, 11:14:57 pm
The fuck is that?
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Post by: RisiR on November 15, 2014, 11:18:02 pm
Gollum free zone is that you hippy faggot.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 15, 2014, 11:32:44 pm
fanglekais?
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Post by: 1337 on November 15, 2014, 11:50:42 pm
http://totse.free-forum.net/
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Total posts 62 • Total topics 49 • Total members 21

GTFO
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 15, 2014, 11:58:52 pm
It's just a backup place in case this site shuts down in the near future.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 12:45:55 am
Holy shit, a bitch just about had her ear half ripped off in a UFC fight right now. First her opponent busted her cauliflower ear, squirting blood everywhere, then hit her again and it was hanging by a fucking thread. Yikes.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 12:51:14 am
WAR HUNTO.

Yea shit, post a gif or something.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 12:59:03 am
WAR HUNTO.

Yea shit, post a gif or something.
Here's a still. http://i.imgur.com/Nn8DJMN.jpg

Here's the gif http://gfycat.com/ImportantWelllitGrosbeak
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Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 16, 2014, 01:02:20 am
WAR HUNTO.

Yea shit, post a gif or something.
Here's a still. http://i.imgur.com/Nn8DJMN.jpg

Here's the gif http://gfycat.com/ImportantWelllitGrosbeak

God damn son
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 01:16:25 am
Nasty but I can't see the gif.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 16, 2014, 01:22:57 am
That two point deduction made him lose
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Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 01:24:14 am
^Rightly so, that was an egregious headbutt. Like Goldy said, McCarthy doesn't fuck around.
Nasty but I can't see the gif.
It's a webm video, the gif is still processing, I'll post the link when it finishes. I suggest a better browser in the meantime.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 01:29:10 am
Fuck your browser, nigga. PS3 all day.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 16, 2014, 01:49:37 am
Great fight l!
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Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 02:04:24 am
Here's the PPV stream. http://www.streamking.org/channel1.html

I hope Jake Ellenberger and Mark Hunt win. IDGAF about the other fights.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 16, 2014, 02:08:27 am
IDGAF about noone cus teardrops and feels when think about myself
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 02:09:39 am
IDGAF about noone cus teardrops and feels when think about myself
I see you also DGAF about grammar. :o
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 02:12:31 am
Gastelum is a beast, though. I think he'll win.
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Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 02:16:24 am
Gastelum is a beast, though. I think he'll win.
Not to mention the fact that Ellenberger is coming off of 2 straight losses. Papa Dana will probably shred his contract if he loses again tonight.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 16, 2014, 02:22:44 am
Wtf is that like button>?
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Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 02:24:23 am
We got both Thanks AND Likes now. Oh yeah bby.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 16, 2014, 02:24:56 am
Isn't it the same thing?
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Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 16, 2014, 02:25:07 am
I can use both hands to cyclejerk now!
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 02:31:45 am
lol, dude shit himself earlier.
(http://i.imgur.com/ym0bQLt.jpg)
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Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 16, 2014, 02:32:52 am
nasty as fuck m9
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on November 16, 2014, 03:15:42 am
ellenberger is dogshit
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Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 16, 2014, 03:16:15 am
rear choke nikka
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 03:22:52 am
ellenberger is dogshit
At least he didn't shit himself.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 03:28:31 am
I press like but nothing happens.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on November 16, 2014, 03:36:30 am
Hunt please win
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Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 03:39:51 am
Hunt please win
He's been cracking him with some killer punches.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 03:45:40 am
Fuck me that was a good knee. :(
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 03:49:18 am
Who's winning?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 03:52:15 am
Werdum won by a TKO from a knee to the head followed by hammer fists on the ground.
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Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 03:59:26 am
Fucking gay.

Now I want to see that knee.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on November 16, 2014, 04:03:31 am
ellenberger is dogshit
At least he didn't shit himself.

It legit looks like he shat or pissed himself or something. What else is that dark sploching?
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Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 04:10:45 am
RisiR here's the end of the fight: http://gfycat.com/ImmaculateVengefulElephant

ellenberger is dogshit
At least he didn't shit himself.

It legit looks like he shat or pissed himself or something. What else is that dark sploching?
I was being 100% serious. He actually did shit himself. Montezuma's revenge I assume; they were in Mexico City.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on November 16, 2014, 04:15:28 am
RisiR here's the end of the fight: http://gfycat.com/ImmaculateVengefulElephant


I am 100% legit surprised this is actually a legal thing. It's like fucking.. that movie... something about decay, urban decay, inner city decay, fucking something. But srs, that's gnarly. Like the fact that the general public is watching that makes me feel like my fascination with gore shit isn't so socially unacceptable, ya know?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 04:17:17 am
I can't see that one, either. FML.

Thank you anyway. I also liked your post which didn't work for the same reason.

Javascript you piece of shit... we two are not done yet.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 04:19:18 am
RisiR here's the end of the fight: http://gfycat.com/ImmaculateVengefulElephant


I am 100% legit surprised this is actually a legal thing. It's like fucking.. that movie... something about decay, urban decay, inner city decay, fucking something. But srs, that's gnarly. Like the fact that the general public is watching that makes me feel like my fascination with gore shit isn't so socially unacceptable, ya know?
They can only kick or knee the head if their opponent is standing. Kneeling, or one hand on the mat makes head kicks/knees illegal. In the early UFC events, soccer kicks to the head of a downed opponent were legal, it was fucking nasty. Some of them made my stomach turn because of how brutal they were, like the curbstomp from American History X but real.
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Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 04:21:02 am
RisiR here's the end of the fight: http://gfycat.com/ImmaculateVengefulElephant


I am 100% legit surprised this is actually a legal thing. It's like fucking.. that movie... something about decay, urban decay, inner city decay, fucking something. But srs, that's gnarly. Like the fact that the general public is watching that makes me feel like my fascination with gore shit isn't so socially unacceptable, ya know?
Y'know, it's so much more than brutal and bloody and all that. There's so much shit to know about the sport. It's not a gore wankfest.

inb4 justbleedguy.jpg.
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Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 04:22:58 am
Wanderlei had the best head stomps in his Vale Tudo days in Brazil. Back when he was not a total bitch. That shit was great.
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Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 04:23:35 am
I can't see that one, either. FML.

Thank you anyway. I also liked your post which didn't work for the same reason.

Javascript you piece of shit... we two are not done yet.
The ear ripped off gif finished processing. http://giant.gfycat.com/ImportantWelllitGrosbeak.gif

Better pic: (http://i.imgur.com/lAoFK93.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on November 16, 2014, 04:24:54 am
RisiR here's the end of the fight: http://gfycat.com/ImmaculateVengefulElephant


I am 100% legit surprised this is actually a legal thing. It's like fucking.. that movie... something about decay, urban decay, inner city decay, fucking something. But srs, that's gnarly. Like the fact that the general public is watching that makes me feel like my fascination with gore shit isn't so socially unacceptable, ya know?
They can only kick or knee the head if their opponent is standing. Kneeling, or one hand on the mat makes head kicks/knees illegal. In the early UFC events, soccer kicks to the head of a downed opponent were legal, it was fucking nasty. Some of them made my stomach turn because of how brutal they were, like the curbstomp from American History X but real.

Legit, a full kick to some poor fucker kneeling sounds brutal as fuck. I feel like even one sold connect on that could fuck up a nigga for life. I respect anyone who's willing to put themselves in mortal danger for the entertainment of the general public but fuck if I'm gonna sign up for the permanent brain damage league.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on November 16, 2014, 04:28:37 am
RisiR here's the end of the fight: http://gfycat.com/ImmaculateVengefulElephant


I am 100% legit surprised this is actually a legal thing. It's like fucking.. that movie... something about decay, urban decay, inner city decay, fucking something. But srs, that's gnarly. Like the fact that the general public is watching that makes me feel like my fascination with gore shit isn't so socially unacceptable, ya know?
Y'know, it's so much more than brutal and bloody and all that. There's so much shit to know about the sport. It's not a gore wankfest.

inb4 justbleedguy.jpg.

Yeah, like it seems reasonable that there's more to it than people getting the shit beat out of them but as a uninitiated observer that's basically all I can see. Like fuck, I'm entertained if there's more to it or not. I guess I can't speak for the general public, but I have a suspicion that people who watch this stuff on the regular have no more appreciation for it than I do, which is to say the amazement of watching people getting fucked the fuch up.
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Post by: Lanny on November 16, 2014, 04:31:20 am
I can't see that one, either. FML.

Thank you anyway. I also liked your post which didn't work for the same reason.

Javascript you piece of shit... we two are not done yet.
The ear ripped off gif finished processing. http://giant.gfycat.com/ImportantWelllitGrosbeak.gif

Better pic: (http://i.imgur.com/lAoFK93.jpg)

wtf, how do you even get punched hard enough to rip your ear like that? I've been punched pretty hard in my life but nothing like that ever happened. This is srs bsns.
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Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 04:32:04 am
Don't be a pussy.

True story: I once got my face kicked in so hard I passed out and shat myself. It wasn't that bad. I also broke my shin in the same fight and the wound didn't fully heal to this day. The fight was in 2009.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on November 16, 2014, 04:35:00 am
I broke my forearm bone thing in a fight once and that was an absolute bitch. Man, I'm fully willing to admit I'm a pussy but FUCK ME if I'm ever going to go though that experience again. Life is too short for that kind of shit lil nigga. Not worth it.
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Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 04:36:00 am
Fuck son, that was a nasty fucking punch. You can see the blood shoot straight up.

Great gif.
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Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 04:36:29 am
I can't see that one, either. FML.

Thank you anyway. I also liked your post which didn't work for the same reason.

Javascript you piece of shit... we two are not done yet.
The ear ripped off gif finished processing. http://giant.gfycat.com/ImportantWelllitGrosbeak.gif


wtf, how do you even get punched hard enough to rip your ear like that? I've been punched pretty hard in my life but nothing like that ever happened. This is srs bsns.
She had cauliflower ear (subdermal blood/fluid build up) that got busted like a balloon and opened up a cut with the first punch (where you see the blood squirt out). She got hit a couple more times and the cut tore open more.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 16, 2014, 05:05:29 am
Here is the gif of the Werdum/Hunt fight. http://giant.gfycat.com/ImmaculateVengefulElephant.gif
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: RisiR on November 16, 2014, 05:16:38 am
Thank you, man. That was solid. Werdum is srs bsns even without TRT. He seems high on something, though. 
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on November 16, 2014, 06:43:37 am
Werdum is goiung to get demolished by Cain on the real.
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Post by: John Smith on November 16, 2014, 07:36:06 am
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Will stock up on tianeptine. To prevent it from gunking up and make dosing easier you can use propylene glycol for volumetric dosing and add sucralose to improve the taste. A dose per .5ml would work well with a small syringe.

They have cool new nootropics. I might try these if they hold up after reading more due to the steep discount and free shipping.

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By the way, if any of you already purchase it, or are considering it, and may (one day) be interested: http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/736178-Tianeptine-Powder-Injection

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Anyone else have any experience with this? I am a former heroin addict that has recently begun using tianeptine via injection. I would liken the buzz to a combination of morphine (initial rush, minus the hystamine response) + oxycodone ("afterglow" high).

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B2iA6UkIcAErRr3.jpg)

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According to UFC President Dana White, 21,000 attended the event, which took place at the Mexico City Arena in the Mexican capital. White added that the event was the highest grossing gate in the arena’s history. The record-setting dollar amount, however, was not revealed.

Shock absorbing skull implants on the side of the head, and the jaw. They already do jaw augmentation with an implant, it would only need to be designed so that it could safely contain high effective shock absorbing material. Do it before augmentations become more well known and advanced and they eventually begin testing, become rich. A steroid cycle actually has no significant risk or long term negative side effects if done properly.

Like the fact that the general public is watching that makes me feel like my fascination with gore shit isn't so socially unacceptable, ya know?

No, it is. Go on, bring up gore to your IRL friends.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 16, 2014, 07:41:00 am
Here is the gif of the Werdum/Hunt fight. http://giant.gfycat.com/ImmaculateVengefulElephant.gif

Damn that was a nice knee. I like it, it's an attack that will likely end the fight if it connects, like a more difficult to pull off and powerful uppercut.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Max Headroom on November 16, 2014, 08:01:35 pm
wtfffff
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 17, 2014, 12:18:56 am
I wonder if there's a mutual aid group in the Bay Area that does LSD therapy, because boy do I fucking need it. There is no way in hell standard therapy with standard psych-iatrists/ologists is going to cut it.

It would be great if people embarked on projects to pair up. To find a suitable person that knows how to deal with the psychedelic state and guide therapeutic process, that understands human psychology well, including evolutionary psychology and at least a basic grasp of neuroscience. A deviant that's emotionally resilient and open and won't shy away from very dark parts of your mind, experiences. And you would do the same for them.

Stanislav Grof's work is absolutely fascinating. It makes me furious that LSD was banned and research crippled when it showed such incredible promise. I'm sure most of us will agree that, in general, the vast majority of experience with therapists and psychiatrists absolutely suck and he drugs they give you are shit that often end up causing more problems than your started with and rarely treat the root of the issue.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 17, 2014, 12:47:02 am
On another note: I may have become addicted to/dependent on etizolam. Psychological state seems unstable, although with the periods lasting at least multiple days, usually. I was beginning to feel better, even normal when outside, but then I'm knocked back down and feel dissociated and soaked in sweat.

Going to prioritize this, which has been noted to be as, or even more, effective than xanax, without the side-effects and addiction/tolerance, and it should be very cheap to produce: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenylethylidenehydrazine
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(PEH) is an inhibitor of the enzyme GABA transaminase (GABA-T).[1][2] It is a metabolite of the antidepressant phenelzine and is responsible for its elevation of GABA concentrations.[1] PEH likely plays a significant role in phenelzine's high efficacy in treating anxiety disorders.[/quote'

Anxiety seems rife here for many of us, at least occasionally. This is they key, I looked at all other options and none turned out to be viable or of sufficient efficacy. It's a shame it's been mentioned so little. I'm going to make a post on r/nootropics about it and ask if a vendor had mentioned possibly stocking it before. Add in a short anecdote of my state of soul crushing despair, how it's been an issue since childhood and likely related to being on the autism spectrum, and has crippled my life.
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on November 17, 2014, 01:22:01 am
On another note: I may have become addicted to/dependent on etizolam. Psychological state seems unstable, although with the periods lasting at least multiple days, usually. I was beginning to feel better, even normal when outside, but then I'm knocked back down and feel dissociated and soaked in sweat.

Going to prioritize this, which has been noted to be as, or even more, effective than xanax, without the side-effects and addiction/tolerance, and it should be very cheap to produce: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phenylethylidenehydrazine
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(PEH) is an inhibitor of the enzyme GABA transaminase (GABA-T).[1][2] It is a metabolite of the antidepressant phenelzine and is responsible for its elevation of GABA concentrations.[1] PEH likely plays a significant role in phenelzine's high efficacy in treating anxiety disorders.[/quote'

Anxiety seems rife here for many of us, at least occasionally. This is they key, I looked at all other options and none turned out to be viable or of sufficient efficacy. It's a shame it's been mentioned so little. I'm going to make a post on r/nootropics about it and ask if a vendor had mentioned possibly stocking it before. Add in a short anecdote of my state of soul crushing despair, how it's been an issue since childhood and likely related to being on the autism spectrum, and has crippled my life.

Can this be used to replace etizolam completely you think? I'm dependent on etizolam hard and desperatly want off.
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Post by: 1337 on November 17, 2014, 05:44:56 am
JFC, how did this fat fuck think he had a chance? He's lucky he got knocked out in 5 seconds so he didn't have a heart attack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GdAY51fcws
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 17, 2014, 06:11:12 am
Malice where do you see yourself in 10 years? 20? 30?
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 17, 2014, 06:13:54 am
Having sex with his mother.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 17, 2014, 12:04:34 pm
In the recent past I actually thought about using a chatroom to alleviate some of the problems stemming from severe social isolation and alienation, and possible help by triggering other biological mechanism/changes, mainly neurological, endocrine, and HPA axis. Tried Omegle at night and kept getting camwhores, which removed my tenuous desire for human contact.

http://www.theatlantic.com/features/archive/2014/10/the-new-heroin-epidemic/382020/
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, “the first time I did it, my brain and body said, this is what you've been missing your whole life.”

I have some money left over. X found a good vendor for LSD I'm willing to give a try, they give a very good impression. I'd like to give opium a try. If they have small amounts for sale, maybe I could even try a bit of both opium and heroin, enough doses for someone who has never tried an opiate before. It would be great to find that I respond well for them and add to my repertoire while using only often enough that I determine is optimal to avoid addiction/dependence.

There have been genes found which seem to significantly influence the pleasurable response to opioid, hopefully I will be one of the lucky ones. Maybe some of my disorders could increase the pleasure  received relative to normals.

Some time ago I brought back the Hot Plate Vape after not using it since I built my heat gun setup, and felt a significant difference. A vaporization hotter and more efficient, without getting too close to a harsh combustion point, turning it over with a micro spoon and wine glass funnel. I was 100% out of the marijuana M had produced. Fortunately  found that the vaporized weed I had been storing in an airtight great value container from Walmart hat has been used near the start of cannabis use seemed to be even better than fresh when used with an HPV. I can extend my addiction, which I think is beneficial if not used to excess. Before I was using every night to keep mental pain at bay at night, or for enhancing the amount of food I can consume and pleasure derived from it, hatred/anger/irritation and excess energy that could interfere with sleep. Eventually with daily usage it seems to evoke an unhealthy state of mind after a few months.

I am currently on cannabis and etizolam, my version of drunk. I don't think I took that much etiz. Spelling properly and typing can be difficult, meals take hours longer than they should have because I keep zoning out on something and in the interim it gets too cold and I have to reheat it, repeating the cycle many times; other things are also effected. Definite negatove effect on memory and mental performance. Sometimes I"m afraid I'll nod out, it's happened before. I should get a food warmer, that would be luxurious. Like these: http://www.amazon.com/Oster-CKSTBSTW00-Buffet-Server-Stainless/dp/B002FWTOQM
http://www.amazon.com/MaxiMatic-EWM-9933-Platinum-2-Quart-Stainless/dp/B002DUCCEW

I sometimes have the bizarre impulse to play touch the stove with the hot plate. I've thought about passing out and my face landing on it. Etiz cab supposedly begin to act as a TCA after prolonged us according to wiki, but I never verified it because I never expected to use it continuously. Hopefully it doesn't occur, or if it does the effect on serotonin doesn't develop rapidly enough to cause serotonin syndrome when taken into conjunction with the MAOI I'm on. It's already over 4AM here. Causes the perception of the passage of time to  be faster.

Fortunately it seems that a mescaline salt taken rectally may be 2x3 times more bioavailable than oral, resins and blended cacti seem to be  much less.

I've thought of a method of trolling black bloc teenage anarchists attacking small businesses or doing other moronic things. Dress as a clown and carry a backpack with suitable paper plates with enough depth and canisters of whipped cream. You can troll them for being idiots without really doing any damage. Supplies would be light enough to be able to procure more than enough of them. You could have a vest setup for faster access and assembly. I'd like to one day take on an entire black bloc with my face disguised and wearing a neon yellow Bruce Lee like tracksuit with modern advanced fabrics and designs, bare handed with no weapons.

Imagine if eventually drug runners start sending out drones from their cars carrying the drugs to avoid getting serious charges.

I wake up every morning hoping the Ferguson verdict has been released and check reddit to see if it has. I wonder if there's a free service that will text you when it happens, and won't sell your number to advertisers or spam it. It seems possible. I could see a program that uses google voice to send a free text message using an undefined mechanism to trigger when to send it.

I'm not sure if I forgot anything.

If you made it this far, I'm just going to laugh. As a reward, if you aren't already aware of it: http://www.reddit.com/r/60fpsporn/top/

Can this be used to replace etizolam completely you think? I'm dependent on etizolam hard and desperatly want off.

Yes. It will also greatly enhance its potency, allowing an easier taper since it's increasing GABA via a much more effective mechanism, you will need much less to cover any possible deficit. 

It may also be able to be used as a potent anxiolytic than can be used without significantly diminishing psychedelics, along with phenibut.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 17, 2014, 07:44:48 pm
The opium on the darknet markets is usually just pod extracts. They will fuck you up, but it's nowhere near as good tasting as opium. Real opium is way too time consuming, and it is easier to get caught with scored pods waiting for the latex to seep out, so most vendors don't bother. You can easily extract 10kg of pods in a day, but getting the equivalent amount of actual opium could take weeks, plus there is a narrow window to score pods while they're still alive on the stem.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 17, 2014, 10:54:09 pm
Is it just the taste, not the high that's negatively effected? I don't care about that as long as it's still a good experience of what opium is like, you seem like a very shallow person judging from your tastes.
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 17, 2014, 10:57:04 pm
Is it just the taste, not the high that's negatively effected? I don't care about that as long as it's still a good experience of what opium is like, you seem like a very shallow person judging from your tastes.

I gotta say, there is nothing quite like a hit of real opium....unforgettable...its been 20 years and I have never smelled or tasted anything comparable
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 17, 2014, 11:07:10 pm
http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=4828

Missouri gov. declares state of emergency ahead of Ferguson verdict

It's finally happening! Now I need to figure out what drugs to take for this, for the possible riots in Downtown Oakland.
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 17, 2014, 11:17:49 pm
Is it just the taste, not the high that's negatively effected? I don't care about that as long as it's still a good experience of what opium is like, you seem like a very shallow person judging from your tastes.
This is absolutely hilarious coming from you.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 17, 2014, 11:25:57 pm
Is it just the taste, not the high that's negatively effected? I don't care about that as long as it's still a good experience of what opium is like, you seem like a very shallow person judging from your tastes.
I actually don't like morphine very much. I'm actually not sure the high would be the same either, it depends on what they use to extract the alkaloids. To me, the taste/smell is a big part of the whole experience; you can compare it to syncans vs. real weed I guess. I haven't used the extracts, but I've had opium one time. I actually asked hydroponichronic about cleaning up some extract I was about to buy from the original SR, but he suggested I not bother with it, and said I should get dope instead.

Hydro also posted a good extraction guide a long time ago on zoklet that I saved, but it's not on this computer.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 18, 2014, 07:03:15 am
Is it just the taste, not the high that's negatively effected? I don't care about that as long as it's still a good experience of what opium is like, you seem like a very shallow person judging from your tastes.
This is absolutely hilarious coming from you.

Gollum, really... Besides, I only jest.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 18, 2014, 07:31:18 am
Very important. Crossed my mind after not thinking about it for some time.

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-Transcranial Direct Current Stimulation (TDCS):
https://psychology.as.uky.edu/sites/default/files/Rivaetal_inpress_SCAN.pdf
Reducing Aggressive Responses to Social Exclusion
Using Transcranial Direct Current Stimulation (tDCS)
Seems to help negative symptoms of schizophrenia
And depression
Possibly anxiety: http://www.reddit.com/r/tDCS/comments/2a8ljw/proper_placement_for_generalized_anxiety_relief/
http://www.kurzweilai.net/electric-stimulation-of-brain-releases-powerful-opiate-like-painkiller
Electric stimulation of brain releases powerful, opiate-like painkiller
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/amping-up-brain-function/
May decrease learning time
Accelerate information processing (decrease processing time/increase brain "speed"), increase problem solving ability, creativity, numerical skills, working memory

Check out the opioid release. Wireheads may actually become real in the near future!

For generalized anxiety, this was a very impressive case study:

(http://i.imgur.com/Z7EZHJ4.jpg)

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For assessment of anxiety symptoms,we used the Generalized Anxiety Disorder 7-items scale, Beck Anxiety Inventory, and the Hamilton Anxiety Rating Scale. We also assessed depressive symptoms using the 17-item Hamilton Depression Rating Scale and cognitive functions with the Montreal Cognitive Assessment. Depressive symptoms were within the normal range (8 points) as rated by Hamilton Depression Rating Scale; however, a discrete improvement in scores (from 7 to 3 in final assessment) was observed, probably due to an overlap between anxiety and depressive symptoms. Cognitive function also presented with a minor improvement (from 25 at baseline to 28 at final outcome) as assessed by Montreal Cognitive Assessment. Anxiety symptoms substantially improved during the 15-day treatment course. After 1 month of treatment, the patient was asymptomatic and reported significant clinical gains (Figure 1)
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Post by: John Smith on November 18, 2014, 08:09:17 am
Also very interested in how TCDS effects psychedelics. Should be positive, with intensification that may be different from anything else.

Only found one person who has tried it. Not surprising. http://www.reddit.com/r/tDCS/comments/2dkxd9/tdcs_and_psilocybin_mushrooms/

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Once, sometimes twice a year, I do a "heroic" dose (5 grams). It is always a fast train to hell for me, but I always come out with a new perspective, and a new sense of calm that last for months.

This time, I did 15 minutes on the brain stimulator, immediately after taking the dose...

Not that this is anything definitive, by any means, but after an initial hour or so of my usual "Why the hell did I come back here?", I surfaced into the most amazing journey ever.

Definitely buying one during the consumer-mas period (Black Friday through post-Christmas sell off). They're affordable, and there are also DIY kits and guides: http://www.reddit.com/r/tdcs/wiki/faq#wiki_devices

Received my DMT today and was tempted to try a bit, but it's probably too late now and it would probably be best to do it in a regional park in a secluded area. This is a terrible depressing environment, and I should take more time to prepare anyway.

Tried a bit of piracetam and it doesn't seem to trigger a depressive episode when used with a GABAergic. Fits perfectly with my hypothesis that the reason it does, or was doing so, was due to the pro-glutamatergic effects, which are balanced out by the inhibitory effects of GABA. A dysfunction of the gabaergic system and possibly depression are likely the reason for the negative reaction. Combining a psychedelic with phenibut or a gaba-t inhibitor and piracetam could create wonderful augmentation. Reading reports of oral MAOIs (syrian rue) taken with smoked DMT to get an idea of how the MAOI I'm on could effect it. Also reading about how benzos effect it compared to other psychedelics.

I've been reading about which psychedelics are least likely to cause a bad trip and Mescaline seems to be the top choice by quite a margin. Any negative effects may be due to nausea, which can effect the trip, and won't be an issue with plugging a mescaline salt. Often very euphoric, and reminiscent of MDMA.

Oh, the temptation to lie on my bed in the dark, except with a candle lit to chase the DMT off foil.
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Post by: 1337 on November 18, 2014, 10:07:13 am
What a fucking joke
(http://i.imgur.com/j59hjOu.jpg)
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Post by: John Smith on November 18, 2014, 10:30:06 am
Incredible, this already vaped bud really is more potent than the fresh I was using! I wonder if aging had any effect. There's of course decarboxylation from the heat. I thought I usually vaped most of my bud pretty thoroughly, but I may have been missing more of the cannabinoids than I thought, with the HPV's greater/harsher heat and the micro spoon used to turn them breaking them apart further, allowing for a combustion of the inner regions that the heat gun vape wasn't as effective for. It's more similar to how it felt when I first began using.

Imagine it, it's like getting to relive your adventure all over again. All those leftovers meticulously saved. Now I have the shameless urge to watch Hiei vs Bui, particularly the part where he uses the dragon, and indulge in testosterone fueled shonen fight fantasy. Earlier I was imagining combat strategies for taking on an entire blac block single handedly.
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Post by: John Smith on November 18, 2014, 10:38:39 am
I broke my forearm bone thing in a fight once and that was an absolute bitch. Man, I'm fully willing to admit I'm a pussy but FUCK ME if I'm ever going to go though that experience again. Life is too short for that kind of shit lil nigga. Not worth it.

Hahaha, Lanny, you are hilarious. Why on earth were you in a fight?
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 18, 2014, 11:21:38 am
(http://upload.tinychat.com/ss46/5f3ac7/4f/mash/tinybltc/11-18-2014.jpg)

SALTY
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 18, 2014, 01:22:01 pm
(http://upload.tinychat.com/ss3e/65c4e9/fc/mash/tinybltc/11-18-2014.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Obvious Alt on November 18, 2014, 01:24:16 pm
Mash i think you have Down Syndrome.
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 18, 2014, 01:24:52 pm
Not even close.
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Post by: Obvious Alt on November 18, 2014, 01:26:13 pm
What is it then?

Come to the chatbox, nigga.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 18, 2014, 01:32:35 pm
Severe schizophrenia.
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Post by: Obvious Alt on November 18, 2014, 01:39:49 pm
By the way, Malice, I read somewhere that DARPA is working with tCSD with crazy results. Can't find it right now.
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 18, 2014, 02:49:52 pm
Malice if you really break through your enviroment won't matter that much in the same way that you can't really prepare for the experience, it just takes you where it wants you to go. Also if you're going into nature where there may be other people around I highly suggest pre measuring your dose so you don't end up doing what I did last time I did DMT and flailing/screaming while in a void of nothingness for all of eternity.
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Post by: John Smith on November 18, 2014, 02:50:25 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VavdCpewQbA

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/showflat.php/Number/18350970
Syrian Rue tea + Smoked DMT
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It seems to smooth out the experience in general. If DMT alone is lumpy butter on toast, the rue is like a butter knife that smooths out the butter to a perfect consistency, filling in all the nooks and crannies. The come up is slowed down. The headspace/level of intensity I was at when I exhaled the first hit is about where I usually am half way into hitting the pipe on the first go with out rue involved. The buzzing/vibrations and intensity in general slowly build up, rather than being jolted, it was a gradually increasing stronger pull instead of a solid push...like a rubber-band effect (if that makes sense).

It felt like I was able to actually observe and take in the experience more than ever before. The experience had such sublime divine flow to it. Somewhere around what felt like 10 minutes after the initial inhalation, I noted a slight decrease in intensity but no where near "coming down". I decided to get up and pack the remaining DMT onto the ashes in the pipe, which was a rather difficult process.

This second time around immersed me more so than the first. Getting up to go lay on my bed I opened my eyes for a brief moment, the visual aspect was definitely different than what I've experienced with DMT alone. Not sure how I would describe how they were different, words can only go so far. The air/space was filled with much more visual activity than I've ever expereinced before, it was hard to see anything really. Once I was on my bed I closed my eyes once again.

The entire experience, from the moment I took the first hit until I could no longer feel vibrations/buzzing in the body, was about 30 to 45 minutes. I relished in another 20 to 30 minutes of that blissful serene sleepy afterglow that DMT provides until I fell asleep. With out going into the personal/internal aspect of the experience, I'll say that it was one of the more profound experiences I've had with DMT. A lot of work and learning was done in that short amount of time. I felt the presence of entities/angels/spirits (what ever you wish to label them as) surrounding me as I have before in past experiences. One of them was the commonly encountered female/ loving-motherly entity. I couldn't see her, but I could feel and hear her. I like to approach these sorts of things openly with out throwing labels or attachments onto what it is I'm experiencing, I'm not religious and don't follow any sort of dogma...but those are the only words I know to convey what it was that I experienced. Or I could just say I tripped balls and saw pretty colors and felt neat things

Some people have reported trips lasting hours.

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So a normal dose of dmt while taking reversible maoi  will last up to 2 hours?  Thats amazing.  WHen and how long was the peak?


The peak was approximately 15-20 min instead of 5-10 minutes without MAOI. And the come up is slower, it takes ~1-2 minutes to go to the peak instead of 30s.

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Too long for you to attempt it.
10 minutes may feel like an eternity (most likely will feel like an eternity) when you freebase it without rue.

When taking pharmahuasca, the effects have lasted me up 4 or 5 hours.

That's like 150 eternities bro.

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Ive had to take a 5 month break from dmt because i took 5 big hits of dmt while 3hrs into a (first time) mimosa brew that i thought was ineffective. For the brew i took 4g of crushed up encapsulated rue. I knew that it would lengthen a dmt trip, but had not exactly how long (i 'thought' maybe a 30 minute extension max). But alas, it ended up being 2+ hours of the worst feelings i have ever felt ever.

That sounds cool. I don't know how Parnate will interact with it compared to syrian rue or b caapi, but going off it really isn't an option. Fair to say that it's a terrible choice for a first experience due to lack of experience and the possibility of it going badly. I want to see it and learn to sing objects into existence.
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 18, 2014, 03:20:35 pm
learn to sing objects into existence.

holy shit malice, thats......fucking gay
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Post by: Lanny on November 18, 2014, 04:15:37 pm
I broke my forearm bone thing in a fight once and that was an absolute bitch. Man, I'm fully willing to admit I'm a pussy but FUCK ME if I'm ever going to go though that experience again. Life is too short for that kind of shit lil nigga. Not worth it.

Hahaha, Lanny, you are hilarious. Why on earth were you in a fight?

ugh, because I was an idiot and apparently I associate with idiots. It was at this house party and my friend was chatting up some girl and some dude who apparently knew her said something and my friend, in his infinite wisdom, decided he was going to white knight and pick a fight with the dude. For reference my friend is like 5'7, skinny as a twig, and smokes so much he that if he climbs three flights of stairs he can't do a fourth but he decides to fight some fucking ripped looking bro ugh. Anyway, he's getting his ass kicked so I feel obligated to jump in (was also drunk so somehow I thought it was going to end well) and then another brodude jumps in and it just devolves into this stupid fucking brawl that was more like a moshpit at times. It was incredibly stupid.
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Post by: Chiefchicken on November 18, 2014, 10:50:33 pm
What is it then?

Come to the chatbox, nigga.

wtf is the chatbox???
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Post by: John Smith on November 19, 2014, 08:52:04 am
ugh, because I was an idiot and apparently I associate with idiots. It was at this house party and my friend was chatting up some girl and some dude who apparently knew her said something and my friend, in his infinite wisdom, decided he was going to white knight and pick a fight with the dude. For reference my friend is like 5'7, skinny as a twig, and smokes so much he that if he climbs three flights of stairs he can't do a fourth but he decides to fight some fucking ripped looking bro ugh. Anyway, he's getting his ass kicked so I feel obligated to jump in (was also drunk so somehow I thought it was going to end well) and then another brodude jumps in and it just devolves into this stupid fucking brawl that was more like a moshpit at times. It was incredibly stupid.

It makes me sad that this really is the reality of the human race and there are few good people out there, but also better about being in seclusion because I'm avoiding the stupidity and crudeness of human life.

holy shit malice, thats......fucking gay

Singing is gay? Recently I've fantasized about singing this while skipping through a trail in a regional park leading others from community meetup:

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1bw26k_sound-of-music-doremifasolati_music
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Post by: John Smith on November 19, 2014, 09:20:24 am
Wow, The Sound of Music really brings to mind the superiority of the White race, how fortunate the world was that they arised.
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on November 19, 2014, 12:25:03 pm
I bought a Quadcopter this thing is pretty fucking awesomsauce. Hubsan x4 micro drone, only 40 bucks.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 19, 2014, 12:42:21 pm
I bought a Quadcopter this thing is pretty fucking awesomsauce. Hubsan x4 micro drone, only 40 bucks.

How many bricks of cocaine can it carry over the border?
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Post by: IntoxicatedTeen on November 19, 2014, 12:58:39 pm
this site isnt quite as shitty as it used to be, congrats Arnox for making your site not so shitty
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Post by: IntoxicatedTeen on November 19, 2014, 01:03:17 pm
dam i guess everybody stuck with their old name exept me
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 19, 2014, 01:48:39 pm
Cleaned out the kief catcher on my grinder this morning and smoked that shit, completely baked now
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Post by: Zero on November 19, 2014, 01:57:05 pm
Where are Panny and Fubi these days??
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Post by: eBagger on November 19, 2014, 05:01:37 pm
Cleaned out the kief catcher on my grinder this morning and smoked that shit, completely baked now

I'm mored bakeder than you, bitch nigga :content:
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Post by: Lanny on November 19, 2014, 05:40:00 pm
It makes me sad that this really is the reality of the human race and there are few good people out there, but also better about being in seclusion because I'm avoiding the stupidity and crudeness of human life.

Well it's not like stepping out of your front door is going to land you in a fistfight over something dumb. The rate that I experience physical violence, and it seems most middle class adults are the same, is on the order of once or twice per decade.
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Post by: eBagger on November 19, 2014, 05:45:55 pm
It makes me sad that this really is the reality of the human race and there are few good people out there, but also better about being in seclusion because I'm avoiding the stupidity and crudeness of human life.

Well it's not like stepping out of your front door is going to land you in a fistfight over something dumb. The rate that I experience physical violence, and it seems most middle class adults are the same, is on the order of once or twice per decade.

It really depends on your vibes and location ya know nigga

But yeah I haven't "gotten out" much or any but I rarely experience shit even if I'm permanently mean mugging on errands

I haven't been to the head in a while I've heard its changed over the year
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Post by: 1337 on November 19, 2014, 06:49:05 pm
Has anyone seen the new Dumb & Dumber movie or Nightcrawler? I'm gonna go see one of them, and pirate the other when a decent copy gets released.
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Post by: reject on November 19, 2014, 07:36:11 pm
Cleaned out the kief catcher on my grinder this morning and smoked that shit, completely baked now

I had some green crack and blue dream from Cali the other day and that was ultimate peng. Literally some of the nicest I've smoked.
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Post by: reject on November 19, 2014, 07:37:03 pm
Where are Panny and Fubi these days??

Don't suppose anyone has a phone number for fubi they can pm me?
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Post by: Ragus on November 19, 2014, 08:13:28 pm
^ faggit

j/k
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Post by: fuckbiscuit on November 19, 2014, 08:35:51 pm
Pm'd

Yeah, i don't really come here. This place is a bigger shitpit than zoklet was.
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 19, 2014, 08:53:49 pm
fuck you
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 19, 2014, 11:10:34 pm
{REDACTED}


mmmmmmmmmm
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on November 19, 2014, 11:21:52 pm
i bought this cool little quadcopter for $40 its fun as fuck. Must have crashed it a dozen times at high speeds and it keeps going. Wishing I'd have sprung for the one with a camera on it now though.
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Post by: 1337 on November 19, 2014, 11:27:52 pm
What drugs are fubi on these days?
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Post by: Lanny on November 20, 2014, 12:17:40 am
-snip-


mmmmmmmmmm

I'm not even going to ask what that is.
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Post by: Lanny on November 20, 2014, 12:18:04 am
but LOL at unwyred's face
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 20, 2014, 12:19:57 am
-snip-


mmmmmmmmmm

I'm not even going to ask what that is.

Probably the result of panthrax wiping his ass after shitting out a dirty 30's worth of Milwaukee Best Ice
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 20, 2014, 12:20:27 am
And Gollum looks like a pedophile rapist with that peach fuzz facial hair
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Post by: John Smith on November 20, 2014, 12:40:36 am
I'm thinking about IV'ing the DMT instead when I decide to do it. Amusingly, LSD steered me in this direction after reading some posts of his on Zoklet.

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. In fact, as Hydro pointed out, it is much more efficient than any other route of administration. So are you saying that Sasha Shulgin was wrong for administering some of his drugs through the IV route? Or that Dr. Rick Strassman was wrong for using this ROA when doing his experiments with DMT? Those men are both scientists and were using the most reliable route of administration when doing a scientific experiment. It controls many variables which would otherwise be unaccounted for, and it is the most reliable and effective way to administer a chemical, as well as the only way of knowing EXACTLY how much of the chemical actually ends up in the person's bloodstream.

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It's not just about how efficient the actual dose itself is; IV'ing anything makes the experience MUCH more intense and come on nearly instantly, and with something like DMT, that is often desired. I can only imagine how insane blasting off into hyperspace in just one or two seconds would be. Certainly much more rewarding than having to wait for two or three, maybe more, hits to absorb into your bloodstream through your lungs. With something like DMT, many would love to be able to get the entire dose into their system simultaneously and instantly. It would certainly intensify every aspect of the experience, including the spiritual and rebirth aspects of it, as well as giving your ego no time to fight it. If you are entirely accustomed to the process of intravenous injection and don't have any ethical objections to it, or see it as negative in any way and don't believe it to be an assault on your dignity, then there is no reason not to.

I bought a Quadcopter this thing is pretty fucking awesomsauce. Hubsan x4 micro drone, only 40 bucks.

With video and sound you could do some very interesting things (not naked ladies). Imagine stealing a password/key code, business information, blackmail, using it to greatly assist various types of high level crimes etc. Immense possibilities.

Cleaned out the kief catcher on my grinder this morning and smoked that shit, completely baked now

I've noticed that people can repeatedly, sometimes exclusively, post the most banal comments yet I'm the only one that gets complaints when I do it.

-snip-

Lol at Gollum's mustache.
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Post by: 1337 on November 20, 2014, 12:49:54 am
Malice, do a heroic shot, like 50mg. The heroic dose talked about in The Spirit Molecule is only 0.4mg/kg, half that is still listed as "intense." What salt do you have? Fumarate or HCl?

I'm sad I didn't IV DMT when it was available to me basically for free.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 20, 2014, 12:56:54 am
I've noticed that people can repeatedly, sometimes exclusively, post the most banal comments yet I'm the only one that gets complaints when I do it.

This site is too shitty to deserve anything more than banal comments from me.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 20, 2014, 01:06:47 am
Dude I work with opted to spend his last $5 on a 6 pack of beer rather than bus fare and walked 2 hours to work in a foot of snow and 20 degree F temperatures. Fuckin' alcys.
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Post by: Ragus on November 20, 2014, 02:10:02 am
Dude I work with opted to spend his last $5 on a 6 pack of beer rather than bus fare and walked 2 hours to work in a foot of snow and 20 degree F temperatures. Fuckin' alcys.

He could have like...taken the bus and still drank but just gotten buzzed not drunk.
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Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on November 20, 2014, 02:14:46 am
I'm thinking about IV'ing the DMT instead when I decide to do it. Amusingly, LSD steered me in this direction after reading some posts of his on Zoklet.

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. In fact, as Hydro pointed out, it is much more efficient than any other route of administration. So are you saying that Sasha Shulgin was wrong for administering some of his drugs through the IV route? Or that Dr. Rick Strassman was wrong for using this ROA when doing his experiments with DMT? Those men are both scientists and were using the most reliable route of administration when doing a scientific experiment. It controls many variables which would otherwise be unaccounted for, and it is the most reliable and effective way to administer a chemical, as well as the only way of knowing EXACTLY how much of the chemical actually ends up in the person's bloodstream.

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It's not just about how efficient the actual dose itself is; IV'ing anything makes the experience MUCH more intense and come on nearly instantly, and with something like DMT, that is often desired. I can only imagine how insane blasting off into hyperspace in just one or two seconds would be. Certainly much more rewarding than having to wait for two or three, maybe more, hits to absorb into your bloodstream through your lungs. With something like DMT, many would love to be able to get the entire dose into their system simultaneously and instantly. It would certainly intensify every aspect of the experience, including the spiritual and rebirth aspects of it, as well as giving your ego no time to fight it. If you are entirely accustomed to the process of intravenous injection and don't have any ethical objections to it, or see it as negative in any way and don't believe it to be an assault on your dignity, then there is no reason not to.

I bought a Quadcopter this thing is pretty fucking awesomsauce. Hubsan x4 micro drone, only 40 bucks.

With video and sound you could do some very interesting things (not naked ladies). Imagine stealing a password/key code, business information, blackmail, using it to greatly assist various types of high level crimes etc. Immense possibilities.

Cleaned out the kief catcher on my grinder this morning and smoked that shit, completely baked now

I've noticed that people can repeatedly, sometimes exclusively, post the most banal comments yet I'm the only one that gets complaints when I do it.

-snip-

Lol at Gollum's mustache.
yeah i got the hubsan microdrone x4.
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 20, 2014, 04:04:09 am
Reported
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Post by: aldra on November 20, 2014, 04:35:03 am
removed gollum photos from a bunch of posts as per request
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 20, 2014, 04:47:09 am
What drugs are fubi on these days?

None.  just alcohol
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Post by: Lanny on November 20, 2014, 04:47:25 am
He didn't want word of his pedo-stache getting around.
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 20, 2014, 04:47:31 am
Reported

suck me
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Post by: 1337 on November 20, 2014, 05:36:09 am
removed gollum photos from a bunch of posts as per request
Hah, what a fag.
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Post by: 1337 on November 20, 2014, 05:40:59 am
I came like 4 times to this. datass.jpg
http://efukt.com/21195_Kim_Kardashian's_Vagina.html
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Post by: John Smith on November 20, 2014, 06:45:09 am
Malice, do a heroic shot, like 50mg. The heroic dose talked about in The Spirit Molecule is only 0.4mg/kg, half that is still listed as "intense." What salt do you have? Fumarate or HCl?

I'm sad I didn't IV DMT when it was available to me basically for free.

I'm too scared. IV'd breakthrough dose DMT while taking an irreversible MAO inhibitor like Parnate, which could greatly extend the duration (syrian rue and b. caapi, which are reversible and less potent, have been shown to do this) is no joke. I should at least finish reading "The Spirit Molecule" and "LSD: Doorway to the Numinous". Know what to expect, visualize it, desensitize myself to the idea of doing it, setting up the area you'll be preparing to use during the trip and going through the motions of preparing the IV solution and IV there, without actually IV'ing or using DMT. Ponder problems, issues, that may arise, and how to deal with them, remember the wide variety of common experiences, so you'll better understand what is occurring.

I think I should spend a day communing with nature. Mood is very important, psychedelics are nonspecific amplifiers, they tend to augment the intensity of your emotional state, rather than educing euphoria. This is generally true for LSD and psilocybin at least, some others, like Mescaline, may tend to enhance mood. I'd have to take it when I feel it's the right day, based on my mental state, then possibly go to a location in a regional park, which doesn't necessarily take that long, there are some close by accessible by public transportation, rapid transit > bus into regional park. Hardly any non-asian minorities as well, at least the bad ones, and less people on a weekday early in the morning. Then I would take 2.5g phenibut to reduce anxiety without interfering with the trip, possibly even enhancing it, along with 2.4g piracetam.

I'm reminded of McKenna saying he recommended 5 grams with mushrooms because with lower doses you may have a chance of fighting against it. My worst trip probably would have turned out much better if I hadn't been able to. I wonder if a similar principle could apply here and once there everything will be fine once it's occurring and fascinating, awe inspiring, instead of terrifying.

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What salt do you have? Fumarate or HCl?

I don't know, the vendor just lists it as high purity acacia (I think, don't want to check) extract. I don't know if the process yields freebase or a salt.
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 20, 2014, 07:37:16 pm
Malice- absolutely NOTHING will prepare you for DMT. As long as you have a good safe environment- that's all you need. Your mood and your mindset and anything else will be totally thrown the fuck out the window if you breakthrough hard enough and DMT will take you where it wants you to go. I think that mushroom example fits very perfectly. When I didn't break through I remember not really liking it, feeling weird, shitty. But every time I broke through I just shot through the universe. I always had this reassuring energy around, I really can't imagine it going bad. On my last DMT trip I was flailing around and screaming but in my head I was unaware of this obviously and felt safe in my void. It wasn't a negative experience whatsoever except for coming out of it since the physical activity caused some err... tension you could say and I could pick up on those vibes, hence making it a bad setting.

Also LSD totally induces euphoria for me unlike mushrooms which act much more as a magnifier. I think a 'bad trip' on LSD is more of a switch, you get into that mindset and stay there. But it's rather hard to do. Mushrooms are more like a teeter totter.

But I just think your preparation is a bit much as you won't really have the luxury to utilize it if you break through.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 20, 2014, 09:28:11 pm
This fucking dumb bitch manager at work came in sick as fuck and contagious and now me and two other employees are sick, she can't even speak she's so sick with strep throat and she's back there cooking food and serving it to people, I swear to God I want to kill this cunt, I hate this fucking shithole and I hate myself for working here
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 20, 2014, 09:29:32 pm
I'm gradually killing myself with this constant rage and venom inside me
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Post by: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 09:32:50 pm
Need a hug?
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 20, 2014, 10:04:08 pm
Life's not so bad. I mean it's not that great, but it's not nearly as bad as I always think it is.
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Post by: John Smith on November 20, 2014, 11:55:14 pm
...

"Don't give in to amazement, pay attention." "Don't try to control the trip, you will be presented with things, not determine what you see."

http://youtu.be/EZAMKn2xr9E?t=1h7m25s

1:07:25

If you have smoked DMT, at any time in the past, it is possible to have a dream in which people are running around and you're checked into the mares hotel and the luggage is lost and this and that. And if in the middle of all that someone drags out a little glass pipe and hands it to you, it will happen, it will happen in the dream, not a memory, not a simulacrum, it will really happen. Well, to me that's an amazing piece of data because what it's saying is "You can do it on the nash". You may have to be dead to sleep, but still, on the nash this can be done. And the lucid dreamers, the biofeedback people, the people that claim these wonderful things you can do with sleep and dream and programming, I challenge them, teach people to have DMT dreams in their sleep, and then let's figure out how to drag that puppy into the light, at will, on the nash."

That is fascinating. Look at the lucid dream masters, and imagine being able to go to sleep every night knowing you could have an experience like this (DMT doesn't cause tolerance).

I think today will be the day. It's nice and overcast, raining, with thunder expected, yet not too cold and humid, and sunset at 5PM. I like the light levels and weather, the sound, and it will help cover any strange noises I may make.

Based on general time for peak plasma concentrations: combine psychs with following beforehand 2g phenibut (2-3hours), 2g (tried 4.8 instead) piracetam (1h), and 30mg tianeptine (2 hours beforehand). I've changed my mind about IV'ing it, I don't like needles, and since I don't know how much it may be potentiated I'm going back to my plan to vape it off foil using a candle. Cylinder shaped foil avoiding crumpling on the bottom, straw, candle placed on baking tray.
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Post by: Obvious Alt on November 20, 2014, 11:59:13 pm
Good luck. I hope you'll find what you're looking for.
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Post by: 1337 on November 21, 2014, 12:29:51 am
Just watched the new Dumb and Dumber movie.

1. Honey Boo Boo's mom has a cameo.
2. Harry's daughter is hot as fuck.
3. The song "El Paso" is in the movie during a road trip, made me think of Breaking Bad.
4. It was not very funny, I chuckled a couple times. Not a bad movie though, better than Dumb and Dumberer.
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Post by: John Smith on November 21, 2014, 12:43:52 am
Also LSD totally induces euphoria for me unlike mushrooms which act much more as a magnifier. I think a 'bad trip' on LSD is more of a switch, you get into that mindset and stay there. But it's rather hard to do. Mushrooms are more like a teeter totter.

But I just think your preparation is a bit much as you won't really have the luxury to utilize it if you break through.

It varies from person to person, but LSD, even by psychotherapists who extensively used it in psychedelic therapy when it was legal, is actually rated as one the psychedelics most likely to cause a bad trip, possibly second to psilocin. Newer ones (at least in terms of awareness) may beat this, like Salvia, I don't know.

Enema given after poop, as usual, empty bladder, towel, wet wipes, and bucket by bed in case I need to vomit/clean up. Also some moderate-high intensity exercise for the mood and cognition boosting effect, to get the blood flowing (including to the brain) and warm up the body.

Preparation doesn't have to be excessive. When used by MDs and PhDs, like the author of "The Spirit Molecule" or Stanislav Grof, preparation was much more intensive, taking days, if not weeks. Longer if you count the time the patient first decided they were going to attempt psychedelic therapy.

I'm gradually killing myself with this constant rage and venom inside me

I recall a quote that giving in to hatred is like trying to kill an enemy by drinking poison. It really is. I'm trying to change the habits of my mind, stop being so angry and hateful, even towards humans I feel deserve it, to let go of the past and even consider trying to see the good in people, what they can offer you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_30JzRGDHI

I'm planning to read his book on happiness, people really do seem to be able to achieve incredible things if they put the effort in. Hardly anyone is, though. Willing to develop the discipline and understanding, and consistently do it without becoming discouraged and giving up even though it will take months or even years to really see a large difference.

I remember (from memory, this won't be fully accurate, but close enough) reading that Bob Ross used to be a drill instructor in the army who would constantly yell at people and was a very angry person, and at some point in his life he decided that he never wanted to be that way again.
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Post by: John Smith on November 21, 2014, 02:02:21 am
Reading some interesting reports on DMT and anxiolytics. Unlike other psychedelics, which are consistently aborted by drugs like xanax and etizolam, this may not occur with DMT. Interesting reports. Some say it can weaken the trip, make it "shallower", or slow it down. There's also the problem of retrograde amnesia, and DMT trips are generally hard to remember to begin with. Some piracetam may counter this, but I'm not sure how it interacts with DMT.

Surprisingly few reports and little information for some of the things I've searched for. I know how to search well, filter results for message board posts.

I'm not over thinking it or fixating on anything, although I should have done enough reading that I felt satisfied before this. Some meditation and then it's time.
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Post by: Lanny on November 21, 2014, 02:08:58 am
You tripping alone? I thought you were always supposed to do a first experience with a guide or some shit. Guess that's hard to do when you're in full hiki mode
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 21, 2014, 02:34:27 am
Tripping alone is way better
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Post by: 1337 on November 21, 2014, 02:37:33 am
You tripping alone? I thought you were always supposed to do a first experience with a guide or some shit. Guess that's hard to do when you're in full hiki mode
We go hard in TRT. You get a trip sitter when you get Baker Acted.
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 21, 2014, 04:57:45 am
You don't really need a sitter for dmt past not dropping your pieces. Too far removed from reality for that shit.
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 21, 2014, 04:59:25 am
Also malice you put far too much of yourself into this experience.
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Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on November 21, 2014, 05:09:24 am
You don't really need a sitter for dmt past not dropping your pieces. Too far removed from reality for that shit.


I'm going to need you to go ahead and stop acting like you know what the fuck you're talking about. mThanks
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Post by: John Smith on November 21, 2014, 07:46:34 am
You tripping alone? I thought you were always supposed to do a first experience with a guide or some shit. Guess that's hard to do when you're in full hiki mode

Heh, full hiki is pretty accurate, except I'm not afraid of going outside, I just don't like it. I won't deny that my behavior in the past, which fluctuates, has definitely been indicative of some level of irrational agoraphobia. Or maybe it is rational if the discomfort caused is so great that it outweighs the benefit, ignoring whether the cause of the feelings of discomfort, whether they're irrational (biological) and can be changed.

Setting is easy, it's setting the set that can be time consuming. Managed to procrastinate enough to do the DMT 4 hours after I had planned to, until around 10/10:30. Did have good meditation sessions to prepare, though. I rarely attempt to meditate and have generally seen it as a waste of time, usually simply making me sleepy and not being an optimal technique for me to think.

Prepare the environment, plan everything out, beforehand.

Put aside your emotional problems and problems in life (ayahuasca would be better suited for confronting them). Work through them, identify solutions, realize they're not as significant/major as they can feel. Reflect on how biological responses can be disproportional to the actual threat. Example: Sky diving. When done properly, proper precautions, training, and good equipment/personnel, the risk is so small as to not be worth the worry, rationally. On the other hand, you're faced with the reality that you're jumping out of a plane thousands of feet in the air moving at around 100mph when you jump out, faster at other times, with fear of heights, of being in danger of falling from a dangerous height, is a very ingrained primal instinct, and without the requisites for surviving, this act would normally kill you.
 
Go through the general steps of a trip in your mind. Do not attempt to fight in or control it, almost as if it is being presented to you from something external. Become lost in awe and wonder if you have the opportunity or it is granted to you from entities who may be in your environment, but remain aware and pay attention when needed. What is occurring in your mind cannot physically harm you (ignoring insignificant damage caused by the biological cascade of emotions and unlikely scenarios like a medical crisis stemming from it). Remember that many have gone what you've gone through, worse experiences than you may have, many questioning their sanity at times. Recognize if you've developed a feeling of being alienated from your emotions, whether you've developed a distorted view of them and overreact to some things that are simply part of normal human experience, that emotions are natural things and you can simply allow them to wash over you. As ArmsMerchant said, "Pain is a part of life, suffering is natural." Certain things, ideas and concepts, do not intrinsically contain emotional connotations, it is your perception of them, your judgement, that exerts them. Your judgment, stemming from a flawed and limited biological vessel, may be incorrect, flawed.  Think about what you want to see and gain from it.
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The sole worry of Haruhi, who looked like she didn't have a worry in the world, could be summed up with the words “the world was too normal.”
For me I thought about how the mundane and repugnant world, how my dissatisfaction with life, could be changed by experiencing something that would reinvoke a sense of wonder and awe, a yearning for life, a feeling of excitement. How certain things should give that feeling, yet don't due to biological depression and possibly worldview.

Once that is dealt with, and hopefully you have gotten over apprehension of administering the DMT, the thought that came to mind, that I recalled from a part of a video with Terrance McKenna discussing DMT, was "The carnival has come to town." "Enjoy the carnival" is how I would introduce it.

I was on so many drugs. Phenibut, piracetam, parnate, a low dose of etizolam, tianeptine. So many things that could interact with it. Smoked a bit of pot before it too because I thought it might help because it has a positive effect on mood, but it may have contributed to feeling

I recalled McKenna talking about how, for him, it doesn't change how he feels, unlike other drugs. He was still functioning as the same person with the same qualities. I think I may have been able to stop the effects due to needing to work out this problem.

I'm afraid I may genuinely qualify for disorganized schizophrenia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disorganized_schizophrenia
Sluggish cognitive tempo, avolition, anhedonia, lack of interest and focus, mindfulness, disorganization and poverty of thought, and why, to the extent that they may account for them (as opposed to biological changes), I had developed some habits, habits of behavior. I was reminded of the part where McKenna talked about DMT's possible role in initiating the dream state, and how I felt sleepy, although part of the reason may have been my good sleep hygiene and the bed triggering a strong response. I had taken a hit and laid back multiple times, and recalled how in a Zoklet thread about DMT I had found via a google site: search, and viewed through google/wayback's cache/archive, someone had said not to bother taking more hits after x time due to tolerance developing rapidly. Although the author of the spirit molecule says tolerance doesn't develop, but I don't know if this is also true during a short time span. I thought "If you're wondering if you've broken through, and are still able to administer more without hallucinations and significant incoordination, you haven't". I also should have used more than one layer of foil because it ending up having a hole and I don't know how much of the DMT may have been lost, whether I had combusted it or not inhaled most of the vapor. Should have used a simpler, flatter, design, and two layers of foil.

I had no problem holding in the vapor, and enjoyed the feeling of the onset, which created a positive expectation for the trip. A good psychedelic buzz that comes on very fast compared to most psychs.

Afterward I very finely powdered some anhydrous caffeine and snorted it, plugged my second daily dose of parnate, which causes significant dopamine and, particularly for me, norepinephrine release, which tends to cause significant anxiety, and inhaled some nicotine, took about .5 of phenibut to stall any possible comedown, and more piracetam, since it had been a while since I had consumed them last, due to my procrastination. I also turned on a 6500k 45w CFL I use in a light alarm setup, since it triggers a powerful response. I wanted to increase wakefulness so I could try again, which was an issue. Also have "Robot Unicorn Attack: Heavy Metal" in a tab to play before the trip in order to effect mood. I noticed feeling somewhat high after around 20 minutes of administration of parnate, when I usually feel the effects, and checked my pupils to find that they were more dilated. The fresh infusion of and MAOI may have interacted with residual DMT in my body. I also noticed significant forgetfulness, air headedness, and a notable mood boost/antidepressant effect. Blood pressure was a bit high when I checked it after giving all drugs enough time to kick in, may have felt a bit of strain due to being in the hypertension range, but still far below crisis level. With my good health and adaption from weight training, which can cause enormous momentary spikes in blood pressure (I recall Rippetoe mentioning a figure in the 400s, and often get burst capillaries on my neck and around my eyes from heavy deadlifts and squats), this should be no concern. Felt a bit dehydrated. Now I'll see how nicotine and caffeine may influence the trip, if I end up going through with it. It would probably be best to try to get some sleep, but I already took the stimulants. The parnate may make breaking through easier if acute effects have a significant influence. Hopefully I won't die or go insane, but clearly my behavior shows a lowered concern for preserving my life and well being.

Caffeine, DMT, and LSD under a microscope:

(http://i.imgur.com/E3q3o.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/FzRKM.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/YO7On.jpg)
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Post by: reject on November 21, 2014, 02:42:22 pm
You tripping alone? I thought you were always supposed to do a first experience with a guide or some shit. Guess that's hard to do when you're in full hiki mode

First time I did acid I did 300ug and walked 2 miles to town (and then 2 miles back) in the pitch black by a main road with a forest on the other side to get some smoke and I was ite.

Trip sitters are for faggots.
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 21, 2014, 04:07:47 pm
(http://i59.tinypic.com/b8sj61.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: aldra on November 22, 2014, 12:52:58 am
GO TO YOUR ROOM AND START ON THAT DMT, IT'D BETTER BE GONE BY THE TIME I GET HOME
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 22, 2014, 01:40:32 am
Personally, I think it'd be more awesome to do an IV drip of DMT instead of a bolus. Dilute a low dose to space it out over an hour to be safe (so you can pull out/stop the IV if shit hits the fan) with maybe 2 doses/hours worth of NS. Of course it would be much safer to use something like a PCA pump, where you can trip balls at the press of a button.
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 22, 2014, 08:17:12 am

For some reason I keep thinking that Malice is like 250 pounds
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 22, 2014, 09:26:17 pm
That video is horrible.

Are there any videos of malice talking? I've always wondered what he sounds like.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 22, 2014, 09:34:01 pm
Personally, I think it'd be more awesome to do an IV drip of DMT instead of a bolus. Dilute a low dose to space it out over an hour to be safe (so you can pull out/stop the IV if shit hits the fan) with maybe 2 doses/hours worth of NS. Of course it would be much safer to use something like a PCA pump, where you can trip balls at the press of a button.

Have you ever read about the LSD cook pickard? He was a psychotic ass hole but him and his boys would all hang out hooked up to IV drips of DMT. Also I recall them having some kind of set up to speed/slow the drip.

It does sound like one hell of an experience.
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Post by: 1337 on November 22, 2014, 10:08:45 pm
Personally, I think it'd be more awesome to do an IV drip of DMT instead of a bolus. Dilute a low dose to space it out over an hour to be safe (so you can pull out/stop the IV if shit hits the fan) with maybe 2 doses/hours worth of NS. Of course it would be much safer to use something like a PCA pump, where you can trip balls at the press of a button.

Have you ever read about the LSD cook pickard? He was a psychotic ass hole but him and his boys would all hang out hooked up to IV drips of DMT. Also I recall them having some kind of set up to speed/slow the drip.

It does sound like one hell of an experience.
I have read about the bust, but I haven't read about that. I'd also like to try an ether drip like studious_redux did.

(http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2014/01/O0adam.gif)
FSU is all fucked up today.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 22, 2014, 10:38:14 pm
Malice, post a video of yourself talking.

I need to hear that sweet masculine Latino sound.
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Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 22, 2014, 10:39:40 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLS-cpgbe0
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Post by: Midnight Sun on November 22, 2014, 11:01:25 pm
http://www.rialtotheatre.com/event/723585-trailer-park-boys-fox-tucson/

Yeah I'm going to this
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Post by: 1337 on November 22, 2014, 11:26:08 pm
(http://giant.gfycat.com/CrazyFinishedEastrussiancoursinghounds.gif)
Two total babes going at it in a couple minutes. Dat ass doe.
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 22, 2014, 11:28:58 pm
I lost a finger today. :(

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Post by: starvingniglet on November 22, 2014, 11:36:56 pm
I lost a finger today. :(

it broke off up in your asshole?
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Post by: 1337 on November 22, 2014, 11:39:44 pm
I lost a finger today. :(

it broke off up in your asshole?
Don't encourage him. He's so full of shit his eyes are brown.
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 22, 2014, 11:44:59 pm
Don't encourage him. He's so full of shit his eyes are brown.

But......I want to encourage him
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 23, 2014, 12:39:28 am
I lost a finger today. :(

Too bad it wasn't more severe of an injury.
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Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 23, 2014, 12:40:57 am
I lost a finger today. :(


Sue them
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Post by: John Smith on November 23, 2014, 01:14:58 am
Foil turned out to be a pretty terrible way to use DMT. I think my heat gun vape would be perfect for this.

Read multiple reports that piracetam has negative effect on DMT, making it extremely frightening or interfering with it, interfering with the dissociation. Won't use next time. I didn't break through, tried multiple times and it was unremarkable, although something I need to think about. Didn't really have a bad/frightening experience, though. Standard anxiolytics likely also interfere with it to some extent.

I remember seeing a pattern almost like a giant version of the compound eye of an insect, except more colorful and smoother, a feeling like being examined by an alien, higher, being, to see whether I was acceptable. Now, I don't believe these thoughts/feelings were part of external reality, at times it was really more like narrating your own experience, or the DMT doing so.

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I recalled McKenna talking about how, for him, it doesn't change how he feels, unlike other drugs. He was still functioning as the same person with the same qualities. I think I may have been able to stop the effects due to needing to work out this problem.

I'm afraid I may genuinely qualify for disorganized schizophrenia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disorganized_schizophrenia
Sluggish cognitive tempo, avolition, anhedonia, lack of interest and focus, mindfulness, disorganization and poverty of thought, and why, to the extent that they may account for them (as opposed to biological changes), I had developed some habits, habits of behavior.

The symptoms were exacerbated in that state, like a minor catatonic schizophrenic episode. Although it was a bad time to do it, wanting to go to sleep and don't drugs that were probably interfering with it. I recall thinking of how the state I was in shaped, limited, the experience of the trip. Then the thought, "We'll, what do you want us to do with you?" Followed by the trip rapidly ending. I think I was rejected, and there may have been a way of putting it, a thought, that I found very funny and made me laugh, that this was what had occurred. I may have caught a vague glimpse, a feeling, of the place they call "The dome". At another time the (DMT) thought that I was attempting the experience, but it feeling like an obstacle to sleep, amusing in a way.

Another attempt and my isolation resurfaced, how my insistence on remaining in isolation has been self-destructive. Whether, if it's required to function properly, it's worth the small time invested in it despite everything about it that has made me resistant. A memory of being in high school when during a meeting with the principal and a few others (vice or counselor and psychologist) she told me that multiple students and teachers had expressed concern to her about me. She had also told me that I was the most self-destructive person she had ever met. I've mentioned this before, she was in the army, higher ranking, and a principal in the Los Angeles area. An entire lifetime until her age and out of all the people encountered I stood out most in that remark. I felt an increase in empathy (Note: Not the same thing as compassion. "the identification with or vicarious experiencing of the feelings, thoughts, etc., of another.") and how things must have seemed from the perspective of others, how worrying and hurtful it must have been. The level of isolation I buried myself into over a decade. The thought of what it must feel like to go to bed, warm, next to someone you love, and feel their back, their warmth, against you. How I've literally pushed away every person that has attempted to become close to me.

Steppenwolf, which I found unfulfilling, yet it reminded me of the scene at the end, the magic theater, and how I wish I had been an active participant in life. Learned to have fun, to say and do the things that could have been done at moments, like how I can enjoy a perfect response to a post online when I see the opportunity, rather than being indifferent and detached. I should have had fun with the many women who showed interest in me, but aside thoughts of futility, of biological drive, and tried being kind to people at times, helpful, bring them happiness and laughter, slept with them.

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“That’s how I don’t like to hear you talk. Think of that evening when you came broken from your despair and loneliness, to cross my path and be my comrade. Why was it, do you think, I was able to recognize you and understand you?”

“Why, Hermine? Tell me!”

“Because it’s the same for me as for you, because I am alone exactly as you are, because I’m as little fond of life and men and myself as you are and can put up with them as little. There are always a few such people who demand the utmost of life and yet cannot come to terms with its stupidity and crudeness.

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“Wait a bit,” she cried. “So you can’t dance? Not at all? Not even a one step? And yet you talk of the trouble you’ve taken to live? You told a fib there, my boy, and you shouldn’t do that at your age. How can you say that you’ve taken any trouble to live when you won’t even dance?

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“Well,” I confessed, “I scarcely know myself—studied, played music, read books, written books, traveled—”

“Fine views of life, you have. You have always done the difficult and complicated things and the simple ones you haven’t even learned. No time, of course. More amusing things to do. Well, thank God, I’m not your mother. But to do as you do and then say you’ve tested life to the bottom and found nothing in it is going a bit too far.

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All suicides have the responsibility of fighting against the temptation of suicide. Every one of them knows very well in some corner of his soul that suicide, though a way out, is rather a mean and shabby one, and that it is nobler and finer to be conquered by life than to fall by one's own hand.

Hesse attempted suicide  and spent time in institutions, and repeatedly suffered from depression, from a young child to recurring periods throughout his life. Kafka also considered suicide and suffered the same. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_Kafka#Personality

I've never danced with others.

At another point, facing the thought of whether the internal is all there is, which this broken shell is unsuitable for if all stems from it, or if there's a possibility of there being something more, a way to connect with others, beings, in some way through it, or to be taken to a place outside of yourself. If you only have yourself, and it can't give you what you want.

"I come to you as I am". Trying to "just let go" and leave myself, my problems, behind momentarily. Wanting one final experience to give me hope, to remind me of beauty. At the end my only request of DMT was for "a hug", a feeling of warmth and caring. But it felt so alien, inorganic, and cold. At a point it felt like speaking to a being through the ceiling of a realm "Do you feel lonely? Then maybe you shouldn't try to seek comfort from a chemical." I felt I shouldn't try again and needed to reflect. Then cried to sleep at the thoughts of how alone we really are.

I wish my mescaline was here. Taking it in nature could be a very good experience, something that will prepare me for a breakthrough on DMT. It would be so easy to meet someone to talk to and spend time with, to meet with a therapist, and yet I simply don't. After a heavy weight lifting session, if it triggers a large boost in mood energy like it has in the past, would probably be the best time to try again.

For some reason I keep thinking that Malice is like 250 pounds

Fat or muscular?
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Post by: John Smith on November 23, 2014, 07:46:46 am
One day I'd like to build a bulletproof shield around  myself for protection. Government assassination, drive by, stray bullet. You could feel completely secure, like in a womb. No longer that nagging concern of the car parked in front, or passing by, suspicious people.
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Post by: Obvious Alt on November 23, 2014, 10:05:39 am
Steppenwolf is a great book.

I wish we could hang out, Malice. I dunno, you seem like tons of fun.
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 23, 2014, 10:59:01 am

For some reason I keep thinking that Malice is like 250 pounds

Fat or muscular?

Well, you're clearly muscle.  I meant ah, before I knew what you looked like.
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Post by: Obvious Alt on November 23, 2014, 11:04:39 am
I want to die so bad right now.

The intensity of the urge is making me laugh. Oh god.
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 23, 2014, 03:45:35 pm
I want to die so bad right now

You will get your chance sooner or later....until then, why don't you stick around and suffer through like the rest of us?
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Post by: Obvious Alt on November 23, 2014, 05:56:17 pm
I want to die so bad right now

You will get your chance sooner or later....until then, why don't you stick around and suffer through like the rest of us?
That's the plan.  :tup:
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Post by: 1337 on November 23, 2014, 11:13:25 pm
lol, this guy must be so pissed. http://gfycat.com/ColossalQuestionableKoi#
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Post by: John Smith on November 24, 2014, 07:19:29 am
I want to die so bad right now.

The intensity of the urge is making me laugh. Oh god.

Let's try to make it through this terrible winter, there are promising things on the horizon, although also terrifying ones. Sort of like dystopian futurism. Transcranial stimulation, which is already available and affordable, and gaba-t inhibition are very promising, which could be very cheap and unscheduled. GTS-21 seems to potentially be one of the most powerful nootropics to date, more optimal than nicotine, and useful for treating schizophrenic symptoms. Being able to revert the neuroplasticity of the brain to a child-like state.

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BPAP blocks tyramine-induced norepinephrine release

Oh, I didn't know it did that. Could be a perfect complement to an oral MAOI, no dietary restrictions and synergy from the beneficial effects, if safe to use with it.

Hikikomori may be caused by prodromal schizophrenia. Did you turn out the way you did due to circumstances in life, or were you predisposed to it? How much of a difference would changes in your lifestyle have made? What permanent changes, abnormal development, could have occurred during periods of critical development due to high isolation and biological defects?

Wouldn't it have been wonderful to have been born in the near future where genetic analysis of zygotes could lead to you having a perfect body, a perfect brain? No drugs to take, no insecurity about your limitations, because you know you were born among the best.

I wish we could hang out, Malice. I dunno, you seem like tons of fun.

I would probably disappoint and end up causing anyone to feel hurt, or at least very awkward. I am insufferable, horribly cold, standoffish, disinterested, and dysfunctional, a tendency to bristle when anyone attempts to get close to me. I've developed an uncontrollable negative reaction to human beings that makes me constantly look unapproachable, although cannabis and anxiolytics can help with that, but with side effects at the doses I need. I would probably need rehabilitation to reintegrate into society; a program they'd give to prisoners of war or those suffering from the effects of solitary confinement.

That video is horrible.

Are there any videos of malice talking? I've always wondered what he sounds like.

Malice, post a video of yourself talking.

I need to hear that sweet masculine Latino sound.

I almost never speak, unless it's to say "debit" or "thank you". I'm not sure if my voice is as it should be due to the effects of psychological disorders and lack of use, an isolated development. It's to the point where I would probably have trouble speaking well due to years of disuse.
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Post by: Obvious Alt on November 24, 2014, 09:30:12 am
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Let's try to make it through this terrible winter,

I actually like winter. Do you have real winters with snow in the bay area?

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I would probably disappoint and end up causing anyone to feel hurt, or at least very awkward. I am insufferable, horribly cold, standoffish, disinterested, and dysfunctional, a tendency to bristle when anyone attempts to get close to me. I've developed an uncontrollable negative reaction to human beings that makes me constantly look unapproachable, although cannabis and anxiolytics can help with that, but with side effects at the doses I need. I would probably need rehabilitation to reintegrate into society; a program they'd give to prisoners of war or those suffering from the effects of solitary confinement.

Haha, y'know, I think that's your appeal. You're really fucked up and I like that. We are also kind of opposites in that regard because I make people around me feel good for some reason. Like a social blowjob or something. It's really true. I avoid people as much as I can since a couple of years and I know some are sad about that. Yea...

We could also fight each other for fun.
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Post by: Zero on November 24, 2014, 11:48:30 am
One day I'd like to build a bulletproof shield around  myself for protection. Government assassination, drive by, stray bullet. You could feel completely secure, like in a womb. No longer that nagging concern of the car parked in front, or passing by, suspicious people.

You're a drug addled, anti social feline fucking sand nigger hermit.

That will never happen.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 24, 2014, 03:11:02 pm
(http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/moses-weed-card-31.jpg)
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Post by: reject on November 24, 2014, 03:13:46 pm
I don't think I have it in my heart anymore to be a drug addict :(

I did 500mg dhc + 500mg codeine on Thursday and it was pretty meh, I had benzos on saturday and they were awesome and I want to get back into them but I honestly just can't be arsed anymore. It's too much effort. Too much effort trying to buy codeine/dhc. Too much effort blacking out on benzos and fucking things up.

Hopefully I can get some from that bitch who had an abortion.
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Post by: starvingniglet on November 24, 2014, 04:41:31 pm
(http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/moses-weed-card-31.jpg)

I would thank this post, but like everything else arnox does, the thanks system is a failure
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Post by: reject on November 24, 2014, 08:57:44 pm
I got momma reject to drive me to buy some weed today (lol), and as we got down the street she was like "oh I looked at a house down here for your sister the other day, I noticed it smelt strongly of that wacky backy you smoke". I was just like "lol.... yep that's where I'm going".
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Post by: 1337 on November 24, 2014, 09:41:30 pm
A few times before my great grandma died, I smoked weed with her. She had debilitating chronic back pain and she was only on 3x 5/325 hydrocodone per day; smoking helped her a lot. A week before she died, she was put on a minimum 5mg (up to 20mg) morphine every 2 hours, so she was out-of-her-noggin high on that. I was afraid they would do an autopsy on her and run a tox screen so the whole family would find out I smoked with her. Luckily, she was under hospice care, so the medical examiner just reviewed her medical records and signed off on it. Dodged a shitstorm there.
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Post by: John Smith on November 24, 2014, 10:51:07 pm
You're a drug addled, anti social feline fucking sand nigger hermit.

That will never happen.

It's called paranoid schizophrenia. It would make me feel better.

(http://ep.yimg.com/ay/yhst-94387763560218/moses-weed-card-31.jpg)

I've read that Jesus, if he existed, may have been anointed with hemp oil, which would explain his experience.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/jan/06/science.religion
http://www.vice.com/read/did-jesus-perform-his-miracles-with-cannabis-oil
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Post by: unbreakable matter on November 24, 2014, 11:07:22 pm
I wonder if malice has passed the point of no return

god bless your heart son
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Post by: John Smith on November 24, 2014, 11:28:59 pm
It's very possible, my brain is undoubtedly malfunctioning. I definitely have not felt of sound mind for some time now.
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Post by: unbreakable matter on November 24, 2014, 11:33:15 pm
It's all relative you idiot

I think your obsessive autistic routine is probably your biggest barrier
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Post by: 1337 on November 24, 2014, 11:39:50 pm
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/shelley-dufresne-teacher-accused-in-threesome-case-wants-house-arrest-eased/

Fuck me, all my high school teachers were old and/or fat. They all retired after I graduated, and now there are some delicious nubile teachers in there. That 16 year old kid got what 90% of men want, and fucked it all up by opening his fat fucking mouth.
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Post by: John Smith on November 25, 2014, 06:28:32 am
Theese niggers are burning down the whole fucking county. I have to go into that shit in the morning to get my fix, gonna be hectic.

This is beautiful. I wish semiazas would post more about his life.
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 25, 2014, 04:18:02 pm
A few times before my great grandma died, I smoked weed with her. She had debilitating chronic back pain and she was only on 3x 5/325 hydrocodone per day; smoking helped her a lot. A week before she died, she was put on a minimum 5mg (up to 20mg) morphine every 2 hours, so she was out-of-her-noggin high on that. I was afraid they would do an autopsy on her and run a tox screen so the whole family would find out I smoked with her. Luckily, she was under hospice care, so the medical examiner just reviewed her medical records and signed off on it. Dodged a shitstorm there.

lol you really trippin over that
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Post by: 1337 on November 25, 2014, 07:58:04 pm
So what's the over/under on nignog Ferguson arrests? Only 61 were arrested last night, Jessie Jackson/Al Sharpton needs to rile them up so we hit the line.
A few times before my great grandma died, I smoked weed with her. She had debilitating chronic back pain and she was only on 3x 5/325 hydrocodone per day; smoking helped her a lot. A week before she died, she was put on a minimum 5mg (up to 20mg) morphine every 2 hours, so she was out-of-her-noggin high on that. I was afraid they would do an autopsy on her and run a tox screen so the whole family would find out I smoked with her. Luckily, she was under hospice care, so the medical examiner just reviewed her medical records and signed off on it. Dodged a shitstorm there.

lol you really trippin over that
Are you asking a question or making a statement? I was not like legally afraid (I should have said worried), just worried about stirring up a whole lot of bullshit that I didn't need during an already stressful time. At the time the family was already pissed at me, they tried to do an intervention thing, but I pissed clean for everything, lol.
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 25, 2014, 09:51:40 pm
Malice- I want to hear about your facial hair growing experiments. I remember you using SOMETHING to stimulate hair growth.
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Post by: 1337 on November 25, 2014, 10:20:14 pm
Malice- I want to hear about your facial hair growing experiments. I remember you using SOMETHING to stimulate hair growth.
He used generic Rogain (minoxidil). Testosterone therapy also increases body hair growth
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 25, 2014, 10:23:31 pm
"Minoxidil must be used indefinitely for continued support of existing hair follicles and the maintenance of any experienced hair regrowth."

^Sounds kinda shitty to upkeep that. Interested in hearing our beloved cat fucker's experience with this. You've all seen my mascara laden mexistache, it's either got to toughen up or it's going.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 26, 2014, 12:17:50 am
So wht the fuck, this site is even deader than usual.

Did idio make that new site and cause a bunch of new factioning?
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 26, 2014, 04:35:20 am
That forum isn't open til thursday...it's just dying  :'(
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Post by: Zero on November 26, 2014, 09:37:31 am
Fucking business is slow and all my employees are taking days off with bullshit excuses. My gf is an annoying bitch and i just don't have the enthusiasm to do anything. I feel like life is becoming dull and repetitive, with nothing to gain but depressing misery. I might just sack everyone and hang myself.
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Post by: reject on November 26, 2014, 07:26:37 pm
Theese niggers are burning down the whole fucking county. I have to go into that shit in the morning to get my fix, gonna be hectic.

This is beautiful. I wish semiazas would post more about his life.

The best bit about totse/zoklet was the beautiful collection of degenerates.
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Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 26, 2014, 07:34:00 pm
I'm in love with the coco
I'm in love with the coco
I got it for the low, low
I'm in love with the coco
Hit my plug, that's my cholo
Cause he got it for the low, low
If you snitchin' I go loco
Hit you with that treinta ocho
Niggas thinkin' that I'm solo
50 deep, they're like, "oh, no" (No, no, no, please, no)
Heard the feds takin' photos
I know nothin', fuck the popo
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 26, 2014, 10:36:16 pm
I'm kind of digging all the riots and what not. It's keeping the cops too busy to bother with busting junkies, which they weren't all that concerned with in the first place.
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Post by: John Smith on November 26, 2014, 11:16:24 pm
Fucking business is slow and all my employees are taking days off with bullshit excuses. My gf is an annoying bitch and i just don't have the enthusiasm to do anything. I feel like life is becoming dull and repetitive, with nothing to gain but depressing misery. I might just sack everyone and hang myself.

"Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem."

Well, if you see life as the problem, then a permanent solution is what you want. Or if you accept that "you" never existed in the sense you thought it did, that consciousness, life, are illusory, then there's no real difference.
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Post by: RisiR on November 26, 2014, 11:21:17 pm
Did you breaktrough?
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 26, 2014, 11:30:52 pm
Malice can't breakthrough, because he'll pussy foot around and use some minuscule amount and then after the one try he will talk shit on dmt forever.
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Post by: 1337 on November 27, 2014, 12:04:21 am
Hey malice, did you ever try tianeptine?. HM sent me like 5 gelcaps of it, and I didn't notice much of a difference taking it vs not, but I'm not sure how many mg there is in them, or what they're cut with. They were 00 capsules filled up, so it's way more than the 12.5mg dose of just tianeptine. She said it helps WDs, but I'm interested in banging it like the BL like you posted suggests.
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Post by: John Smith on November 27, 2014, 12:56:34 am
I could see myself becoming a wandering hobo and heroin addict in the future. There is absolutely no one I know, no friends, I could speak to, meet with and connect with. Absolutely no social support, isolated, psychologically unstable, alienated, detached, disillusioned, completely ungrounded, because I don't really have anything to anchor me to the world, no real obligations or set routines, regular meetings with people.

I need someone to help bring me back down to Earth, back to life. I would be happy if I could only have a moment where I could dance to song, feel the energy, and remember "Ah, so this is what life felt like." But even that was a shadow of a real life, while this current state is an empty shell. I want a moment of connection with people, of understanding, where I think "This is what life is supposed to feel like. Then again, I can communicate with people all over the earth, even with video and sound, read thousands of pages of the writing of highly intelligent, wise, and knowledgeable people. What difference does being in physical proximity really make? It's really very shallow, a mere trigger of biological cascades, but that's part of residing in a biological vessel, what comes with it. You must do things you don't necessarily want to to maintain its health. And then there's the chance that my development has been altered, that neurological characteristics or autism, schizoid personality, schizophrenia, or psychopathy could prevent ever attaining that.

When reading the section in "The Spirit Molecule" about the reasonable criteria they used to select participants in their study, I thought about how I would fail on every account.

Did you breaktrough?

Malice can't breakthrough, because he'll pussy foot around and use some minuscule amount and then after the one try he will talk shit on dmt forever.

I was definitely using enough, but my candle-foil-straw method turned out to be awful, so I probably wasted most of it. The piracetam and etizolam I took with it probably interfered with, maybe the caffeine too since I recall reading that psychedelics, or the study may have only been on mushrooms, put you in a "dream like state". It was also at night, I had procrastinated and delayed it 4 hours, and I was sleepy. Yeah...it was pretty sad timid first attempt. Dipping your toe in the lake. It felt more like a mini ayahuasca session, from what I've read, tried breaking through multiple times until I felt satisfied that I should go to sleep.

I'm also on an irreversible MAOI (parnate), which could make things interesting. You should read about oral syrian rue or b. caapi combined with inhaled DMT, most note that it seems to prolong and "smoothen" the experience, possibly intensify it. You have more time to take it in, which allows it to be more meaningful. But, if it's too long, and some have reported up to two hours via inhalation and MAOI; it brings to mind a comment I read where if a standard DMT trip can feel like a lifetime, you could potentially have an experience that can feel like X lifetimes". I can't remember the specifics, but IIRC it was potentially around 100 or 150 lifetimes, although the math sounds completely wrong. Faced with everything in my mind, like a universe loaded into a cannon and aimed at your brain, I wonder what the risk for coming out medically catatonic or having psychosis triggered is for me.

Not ready to try again yet. Now it's very rare that I have a day where I can say I feel good, and I mean at any prolonged period throughout the day. I said before that I noticed that NSI-189 seemed to trigger a significant mood boost after weight lifting sessions, but tianeptine could be interfering with it (speculative). Will try it without it today, see how I feel. If I feel great afterward, I may try a breakthrough. Fortunately it seems that bad trips aren't that common with DMT, and they're normally over with quickly without anything to extend it.

My heat gun vape would be perfect for this if used right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOQ0J0HgOMI

Detachable bag full of cooled vapor which can be closed off with the valve or by placing your thumb over the mouth piece, and you can also press down on it to increase the rate administration. No worries about dropping a hot pipe, or being unable to manipulate a lighter if you're close but still haven't quite broken through.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 27, 2014, 01:01:58 am
Hey malice, did you ever try tianeptine?. HM sent me like 5 gelcaps of it, and I didn't notice much of a difference taking it vs not, but I'm not sure how many mg there is in them, or what they're cut with. They were 00 capsules filled up, so it's way more than the 12.5mg dose of just tianeptine. She said it helps WDs, but I'm interested in banging it like the BL like you posted suggests.

Yeah, I've found that if taken regularly it can really prevent, or at least greatly reduce, the deterioration of your mental state that would otherwise occur if you're in a prolonged stressful situation, like work for some, or my social isolation and various other problems. Also good for social anxiety, for me at least. Experiences will differ.

People expected too much from it, though. If you aren't only mildly depressed, don't expect a complete turnaround, to be made happy, or you're going to be very disappointed. There is the environmental aspect, cognitive behavioral therapy, changing your thoughts and habits, your behavior and life, for the better. There's also the issue of consistent dosing. 3 times a day, every day, and it should take weeks for a noticeable long-term antidepressant effect to occur. A large percentage likely won't dose consistently, particularly with uncapped powder, or will become discouraged when they don't notice anything significant right away.

I wasn't even serious about banging it or would recommend it. I was just hoping it might incline someone to try tianeptine, or get some knucklehead into a situation that would amuse the rest of us.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 27, 2014, 01:31:26 am
Hey malice, did you ever try tianeptine?. HM sent me like 5 gelcaps of it, and I didn't notice much of a difference taking it vs not, but I'm not sure how many mg there is in them, or what they're cut with. They were 00 capsules filled up, so it's way more than the 12.5mg dose of just tianeptine. She said it helps WDs, but I'm interested in banging it like the BL like you posted suggests.

Yeah, I've found that if taken regularly it can really prevent, or at least greatly reduce, the deterioration of your mental state that would otherwise occur if you're in a prolonged stressful situation, like work for some, or my social isolation and various other problems. Also good for social anxiety, for me at least. Experiences will differ.

People expected too much from it, though. If you aren't only mildly depressed, don't expect a complete turnaround, to be made happy, or you're going to be very disappointed. There is the environmental aspect, cognitive behavioral therapy, changing your thoughts and habits, your behavior and life, for the better. There's also the issue of consistent dosing. 3 times a day, every day, and it should take weeks for a noticeable long-term antidepressant effect to occur. A large percentage likely won't dose consistently, particularly with uncapped powder, or will become discouraged when they don't notice anything significant right away.

I wasn't even serious about banging it or would recommend it. I was just hoping it might incline someone to try tianeptine, or get some knucklehead into a situation that would amuse the rest of us.
Pfft, I wasn't interested in it for therapeutic reasons. I just wanted to see if it was actually like IV oxycodone like that dude said. IV oxycodone was my second favorite opiate after dope. It's only soluble to like 100mg/mL at room temp, and I read that it is syrupy (hard to filter), but I still wanna bang it. I haven't used any opiates for a long time, maybe I'm delusional. I really don't want to buy it until I try it in case the dude is full of shit. I can't remember but I think I still have 2 capsules left, but good fucking luck finding them.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 27, 2014, 08:16:48 am
You were taking those 00 caps full of tianeptine and not feeling shit? A dose like that'd make me fucking sick and dizzy, blegh.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: reject on November 27, 2014, 08:18:45 am
Not everyone's a faggot who can't handle their shit.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 27, 2014, 08:22:53 am
I always noticed immediate and obvious effects from it. Also 12.5mg isn't nearly enough. My range was like 40-70mg. 80 made me sick once. It's like an opiate cock tease to me, I like it a lot though.
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 27, 2014, 08:25:58 am
Did you take it with other drugs? First time I took it was when I had first gotten to hydros house and they greeted me with a joint so I didn't really notice the tianeptine at all. Kinda covers it up. When i tried it a few days later while sober it was fairly obvious.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 27, 2014, 03:08:21 pm
http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1byn1l/i_was_mauled_by_a_bear_fought_it_off_and_drove_4/
Quote
iamaredditer
So did I read correct that you have met Hunter S Thompson? If so What was your impression of him?

allenahansen
That the human body can survive more pharmaceutical assault than you ever thought possible.

Oh, that's a good quote. I wish I could hear this call, or read a transcript of it: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026914/Mum-bear-eating--Final-phone-calls-woman-19-eaten-alive-brown-bear-cubs.html

Somehow another failed DMT  attempt led to me spending hours until now (8AM) reading articles about celebrities (I swear I never do this and am genuinely oblivious to what is occurring in mainstream culture) and other inanities.

This stood out to me because of how beautiful she looked, in a way. It made me think of sploo.

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/05/10/article-0-1DAA7B5E00000578-942_634x632.jpg)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on November 27, 2014, 03:53:08 pm
Happy thanksgiving malice.

What are your plans for today?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 27, 2014, 04:11:13 pm
Happy Turkey Day everyone, except Fuckbiscuit, L33T and retard
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Post by: John Smith on November 27, 2014, 04:44:26 pm
Happy thanksgiving malice.

What are your plans for today?

Nothing, just like every other day. Oh, I didn't know it was today, I thought it was tomorrow. Hadn't checked since holidays don't really mean anything if you have absolutely no one, not even a pet, to spend them with.

“I am gone quite mad with the knowledge of accepting the overwhelming number of things I can never know, places I can never go, and people I can never be.”

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

Chronic severe depression, death by suicide. You just start seeing all these signs everywhere, stories of or writing from people who were in the process of losing their minds and barreling towards suicide, and you realize how it parallels your own life, when you've had similar experiences, thoughts. "The same thing is happening to me."
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on November 27, 2014, 05:30:50 pm
Mash le taters, y u hate on fubi?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 27, 2014, 06:03:15 pm
Because he's not A PART of this TRADITION.



stupid fucking brit   >:(
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 27, 2014, 06:28:31 pm
Today is the day turkey gained its independence from the native americans after a long and bloody civil war between man and bird. Rejoice in the fact the pilgrims came with their genetic modifications and altered the.history of the turkey (aka terror bird) forever. We feast on their.corpses in honor of this monumental turn in history.
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Post by: 1337 on November 27, 2014, 06:56:41 pm
Happy Turkey Day everyone, except Fuckbiscuit, L33T and retard
Who is this L33T faggot? Some poser trying to ride my coat tails of infamy, no doubt.
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Post by: Saint Hubertus on November 27, 2014, 08:00:19 pm
Today is one of those special days were you can go to friends houses and get drunk for free. So drink phaggots!
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 27, 2014, 08:36:21 pm
Today is the day turkey gained its independence from the native americans after a long and bloody civil war between man and bird. Rejoice in the fact the pilgrims came with their genetic modifications and altered the.history of the turkey (aka terror bird) forever. We feast on their.corpses in honor of this monumental turn in history.

Truly Retarded.   8)
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Post by: fuckbiscuit on November 27, 2014, 08:43:24 pm
Happy Turkey Day everyone, except Fuckbiscuit, L33T and retard
Who is this L33T faggot? Some poser trying to ride my coat tails of infamy, no doubt.

Yeah i've never had a name with a punctuated F, either, who are these imposters?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 27, 2014, 08:45:17 pm
Fuck off YA WANKA
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Post by: fuckbiscuit on November 27, 2014, 08:48:28 pm
Fuck off YA WANKA
Suck my fat length, you long haired woman.
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 27, 2014, 09:05:55 pm
Say that to my face and see what happens, BRO
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Post by: 1337 on November 27, 2014, 11:37:18 pm
Fuck off YA WANKA
Suck my fat length, you long haired woman.
u wot m8?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 28, 2014, 12:19:30 am
I found my left over tianeptine capsules and slammed 50mg. Holy shit, I can't believe how good it is. I an nodding my balls off and no worries about drug tests.
Spoiler
1. First of all, the mixture with water being described as syrupy is an understatement. I used a whole mL of water, and cooked the shit out of it to get it to dissolve. I had to add even more water after cooking it to get it though a cotton. It should be slightly easier to filter if it was dry, pure powder but mine hot wet from humidity and gelled up to the consistency of a starburst candy, it reminded me of trying to shoot 30mg anti-abuse morphine tablets. They will dissolve and go through a cotton, but they will fight you every step. I read that people have to store their tianeptine with a silica gel packet tightly sealed because it is so hygroscopic, and I definitely agree.

2. There is a rush, but it's not particularly opoid-like. First I felt it in my wrist, distal from the injection site, then I felt it all the way up to my lungs. I was afraid I was going to collapse them because I had never felt something reacting so strongly (I have had a collapsed long a long time ago). I cough a few times when I IV fat opiate shots, and this made me cough a few times, too. I read online that tianeptine is hard on your veins, and it certainly felt like it was. I would advise against shooting it often, but I'm a junkie fuck, so my veins are fucked. Rotate, rotate rotate and hope you don't miss.

3. After the odd rush, there was a wave of opiod-like euphoria. I am nodding right now, no joke (t+45 minutes and it hasn't shown signs of wearing off). I haven't done any opiates for about two months, though, so YMMV. In one link I read about recreational tianeptine, a heroin addict said as long as he can get tianeptine powder legally online, he will stop using dope, and I can totally feel where he's coming from. I would say that the high is very similar to IV oxycodone, but it's itchy like morphine. It's certainly a good high. Now I'm gonna buy about 5 grams of powder, I'm glad I was lucky enough to find the capsules and try it.

Edit: Forgot to add, the nausea is pretty bad. I'm certain that 100mg would have made me throw up. I also had a big thanksgiving dinner and I was stuffed, so that probably contributes to it.
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Post by: 1337 on November 28, 2014, 12:21:01 am
FFFFUUUU I quoted instead of editing, fail.
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Post by: 888 on November 28, 2014, 12:43:48 am
Happy thanksgiving my Ameritarded'ed friends!
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 28, 2014, 03:57:20 am
I hear turkeys give good head
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 28, 2014, 04:50:37 am
Happy Boxing Day you stupid fuxk with a pathetic excuse for a country.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 28, 2014, 04:51:45 am
I hear turkeys give good head

I heard you were going to kill yourself.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 28, 2014, 05:06:32 am
Mashle, I found you a shirt.

http://www.indiemerch.com/mcchris/item/29570
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 28, 2014, 05:46:01 am
I hear turkeys give good head

I heard you were going to kill yourself.
Tattered & Torn assured me he wouldn't do it.

Does anyone want an invite to Documenting Reality? They gave me 2 free ones.
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 28, 2014, 05:51:18 am
I'm imagining the last few pages as everyone sitting around for thanksgiving and it paints a hilarious picture.
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Post by: 1337 on November 28, 2014, 06:15:32 am
Did anyone read this? http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-rise-and-fall-of-zoklet-the-forum-of-bad-ideas

1. lol @ vice for thinking Dfg is some voice of zoklet.
2. Who the fuck is Roisin Kiberd? She's from the UK apparently. Surely some random slut didn't just happen upon Zoklet as it closed, she had to post there, don't you think?
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Post by: John Smith on November 28, 2014, 08:20:40 am
I found my left over tianeptine capsules and slammed 50mg. Holy shit, I can't believe how good it is. I an nodding my balls off and no worries about drug tests.
Spoiler
1. First of all, the mixture with water being described as syrupy is an understatement. I used a whole mL of water, and cooked the shit out of it to get it to dissolve. I had to add even more water after cooking it to get it though a cotton. It should be slightly easier to filter if it was dry, pure powder but mine hot wet from humidity and gelled up to the consistency of a starburst candy, it reminded me of trying to shoot 30mg anti-abuse morphine tablets. They will dissolve and go through a cotton, but they will fight you every step. I read that people have to store their tianeptine with a silica gel packet tightly sealed because it is so hygroscopic, and I definitely agree.

2. There is a rush, but it's not particularly opoid-like. First I felt it in my wrist, distal from the injection site, then I felt it all the way up to my lungs. I was afraid I was going to collapse them because I had never felt something reacting so strongly (I have had a collapsed long a long time ago). I cough a few times when I IV fat opiate shots, and this made me cough a few times, too. I read online that tianeptine is hard on your veins, and it certainly felt like it was. I would advise against shooting it often, but I'm a junkie fuck, so my veins are fucked. Rotate, rotate rotate and hope you don't miss.

3. After the odd rush, there was a wave of opiod-like euphoria. I am nodding right now, no joke (t+45 minutes and it hasn't shown signs of wearing off). I haven't done any opiates for about two months, though, so YMMV. In one link I read about recreational tianeptine, a heroin addict said as long as he can get tianeptine powder legally online, he will stop using dope, and I can totally feel where he's coming from. I would say that the high is very similar to IV oxycodone, but it's itchy like morphine. It's certainly a good high. Now I'm gonna buy about 5 grams of powder, I'm glad I was lucky enough to find the capsules and try it.

Edit: Forgot to add, the nausea is pretty bad. I'm certain that 100mg would have made me throw up. I also had a big thanksgiving dinner and I was stuffed, so that probably contributes to it.

Ho ho, good man. Mine is also gelled, which isn't that hard to work with, sometimes even preferable. Just scrape a bit with a fingernail or tweezers. I've wondered what would happen if I ran some though a dehydrator. I also want me, or someone with a fresh batch, to place something on the tray of their milligram scale, like foil, then add 20mg of tianeptine powder and note the total weight, leave it out a few days in a place with normal humidity until it seems to have absorbed as much moisture as it's going to, then weigh it again to see how much moisture it absorbs, what the ratio between dry and gelled is.

This is relevant: PSA: seems tianeptine doesn't just clump with moisture, it degrades
http://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/2kqt6d/psa_seems_tianeptine_doesnt_just_clump_with/

I love the containers that my NSI-189 came in. Already using the empty ones for my parnate and DMT. I could scoop a bit of tianeptine into it and reseal it. Will look or ask if there are even better ones, reusable and durable, capacity I want, and a very good, preferably genuinely (near) air-tight, while still even easy to manipulate, open.

Are you buying from NewMind? 40% off until the 30th with code REDDITBF.
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Post by: 1337 on November 28, 2014, 09:19:04 am
All of their tianeptine is backordered, thanks though. I'm just going to use an ebay vendor that includes a GCMS.
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Post by: John Smith on November 28, 2014, 10:19:51 am
I think DMT might effect me very differently than normal people. Probably a very bad sign, unless I haven't broken through. I've said before that it wouldn't surprise me if it turned out I had a brain tumor, neurodegenerative disease, my brain was riddled with cancer, or various other disorders and deformities.

(Yesterday) Had mild mini-ayuahuasca like trip first, which left me feeling positive and warm, and helped identify and answer some problems. Maybe an hour later I loaded 40mg and swapped in a big turkey sized bag for my vape, finished it all with no problem. DMT (extract) has such a unique smell, flower like, but there's also something cold and alien about it, inorganic.

I remember having set a sequence I would follow, to make it easier under an impaired state, although it seems self-discipline, control, can have a large impact on how well I function. Have trip spot in place (seat cushions in front of a large rice bag, one behind head), eye shades on head, blanket draped over. Then inhale from bag, hold it, and press k to begin song at low volume, go sit down. After starting the song, there was the feeling of "something big is about to happen", and I rushed to sit down and take another hit. Then I noticed the volume seemed to low to hear, and I scrambled to sloppily raise it. Then the hot plate turned on, which wouldn't have really been a problem, but I scrambled again to turn it off, and also had the thought that the speakers, not headphones were on, and I may have turned the volume up enough to potentially disturb the upstairs, so I scrambled to turn it down/off.

I remember as it was coming on and time seemed dilated, the tiles began to look very interesting in a way, and thought what a terrible way to start this was, rushed, potentially anxiety producing, although I didn't feel that way. Then I thought how laughable it was that I thought I could influence this.

"I've been here before". I'm not sure if I can bring the image to mind, but I remember thinking how ordered the visualization, then area in my mind's eye, looked. It reminded me of something that might be from a bizarre 90's CGI cartoon or computer game. Just empty, yet perfectly ordered, and robotic in way. Like something a computer program would produce to live in. Cold, alien, unemotional. The feelings that come on during a moderate trip. "If this is DMT, I don't like it." Then thinking about how simple that really was, and there was no need for it to seem particularly negative. That even if this is what it was like in my current state, there was the possibility of change.

Then I thought whether it was a reflection of my mind, of myself and inability to let go, the need to have everything structured, how dead my imagination was. Sometime later I shifted my awareness to my body and noted that my shoulders were hunched upward, a posture I regularly catch myself in, likely a symptom of anxiety and insecurity, almost like that of a child before a beating.
I had thought before or after this about how many aspects of my life may be strongly influenced by the desire to feel in control. I remember reading a report where the author noted that xanax didn't seem to negatively influence his trip and helped him to "let go". "Just let go" is a phrase that ran through my mind during my last attempt, and this one. I don't think I've ever, or at least in a very long time, felt fully relaxed. I don't even feel comfortable making facial expressions in public, let alone "letting go" and having the experience others do. How there are no people in my inner world, no thoughts of them with any feeling of empathy, they may as well be robots, largely just things to be analyzed and receive information from. How the strongest emotions are generally caused by others, the impact of engaging in conversation, of listening, noting tone and body language, facial expressions, forming a response and continuing to do so as you speak; the negative effects avoiding this for so long could have. How the strongest, best, memories people have are usually of situations involving other people, and I completely lacked that, with my past a black hole, an empty life. How many problems my lifestyle could have caused, how it could have impacted my development, along with being abnormal to begin with.

Trying to avoid going into a thought loop. Noting that the natural reaction of a higher dose seemed to be for my mouth to hang open, not in the manner that's caused from shock/surprise or awe, which may be associated with schizophrenia. Whether my defense mechanisms, the order, was preventing a chaotic stream from emerging, which wouldn't be bad as long as it wasn't psychotic. I had a very nice shroom session that started in the shower, and then I just sat on the floor with a light stream of water running and going through various visualizations and learning how to function in that state. I remembered the hypothesis in "The Spirit Molecule" that endogenous DMT could be a part of schizophrenia, a potential "schizo-toxin". If the pineal gland produces DMT then just due to genetic variation, mutations, I could see some people having having a defect in the system, just like ADD and differences in the dopaminergic system, anxiety and GABA, and many other examples.

Whereas a low dose has a nice anti-depressant effect afterward, which I'm not sure how long it lasts, a larger one which sends me to that strange space seems to worsen my mood afterward and lead to dysfunctional behavior, possibly feeling somewhat "schizophrenic". I worry at times during the trip that, feel as if, it could devolve into an actual (quasi-)schizophrenic episode.

Fuck it, I'm just going to IV .5mg/kg about 30 minutes after having plugged parnate (MAOI) and see what happens.
While I noted that if that's what DMT is like for me, I don't like it, I also don't find it frightening, particularly after a low dose experience. This way I'll know for sure whether I'm experiencing "breaking through", which I doubt, or whether it effects me differently, or there's something interfering.

I may have mentioned before that  in "LSD: Doorway to the Numinous" and in "LSD Psychotherapy" they discussed which patients, which pathologies and traits, seem to have and cause the most resistance to it, and how not one symptom, even pupil dilation and visual distortions, where present in all sessions, and he conducted and observed thousands. There was one remarkable story of a patient where they eventually worked up to a 1500 mic IM of LSD and when the peak would normally be nothing, he was bored, felt nothing, and even asked and was allowed to get a snack and play chess in the social room. It took 38 high dose sessions before his defenses were lowered enough to the point where he began regressing into childhood and reliving traumatic experiences.

I wonder if it's possible for some rare people to actually resist DMT. My above plan should settle that. I'll also need to read about potential augmenters, combinations, tips and tricks while in the trip. So much to read and try, but this seems worth experimenting with. It hasn't been that long since I felt euphoric on a shroom combo, I shouldn't have degraded that much in the time being, things may only be dormant, not dead or strongly diminished for the time. I'm excited about trying rectal mescaline salt. If it has a positive effect on me, my mood and imagination, then I'll try DMT again during the trip and see how it effects it.

Then there's transcranial stimulation, which has enormous potential for being combined with psychedelics. It has the potential for anxiety elimination without interfering with the trip, and possibly augmentation like no other. This, the effects, could be like nothing anyone has ever tried before, far beyond them.

Idea: Rizzo mentioned before that he may be moving to the bay area. Since I am not a good subject, I could use him as a guinea pig for safe transcranial experiments with a few key psychedelics (LSD, DMT, "ayahuasca" (longer and milder DMT experience), and mescaline) along with various combinations with other drugs. With his experience and writing ability, capability for profound experiences, he could be a very good match for this. Along with (often) being poor, homeless, and addicted, it would lower "costs" considerably, raise the marginal utility of what I'm offering and make him more likely to accept. Free drugs, the potential for experiences like no other, participating in what could be the first major furthering of the psychedelic frontier, the field of study, in a very long time, food, comforts/a nice preparation for the trip, a well prepared setting, a trip sitter with a variety of pharmaceuticals and medical kit to handle any situation who can stay composed due to being a strong rationalist and unemotional and has a large knowledge base.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 28, 2014, 11:30:46 am
I hear turkeys give good head

I heard you were going to kill yourself.

I heard you still can't get off dope after "getting clean" for the billionth time
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 28, 2014, 11:45:47 am
I got suspended from my one job because I left at my scheduled off time on Thanksgiving Day rather than hang out and help them for longer, even though no one bothered to ask me if I could/would stay and I told them when I walked in at 8 AM that I had to leave at 3 PM on the dot to have dinner with my family. I've wanted to quit this job anyways and I've been very vocal about it and try to tell my manager at least once a day how incompetent he is at his job and how much of a clusterfuck his restaurant is so maybe it's for the best, I didn't want to work all goddamn day on Black Friday anyways so I consider it a favor.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on November 28, 2014, 12:00:03 pm
I hear turkeys give good head

I heard you were going to kill yourself.

I heard you still can't get off dope after "getting clean" for the billionth time

C'mon bro, this is TRT. You can cut deeper than that.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on November 28, 2014, 12:52:49 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/IvMd8DL.png)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on November 28, 2014, 12:54:38 pm
C'mon bro, this is TRT. You can cut deeper than that.

All my Asshole Energy has been expended on other sources of higher asshole-needing priority.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on November 28, 2014, 02:11:02 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/xir7fYb.gif)
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on November 28, 2014, 06:15:59 pm
OMG would y'all post something once in a while.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: HaitiSpaceAgency on November 28, 2014, 07:04:04 pm
anyone got a PS4? Igot COD AW, Fifa 15, and The Last Of Us someone get at me. PSN is HaitiSpaceAgency
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: reject on November 28, 2014, 08:34:46 pm
OMG would y'all post something once in a while.

At the last staff meeting I requested a christmas tree and today they bought me one.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 28, 2014, 09:10:35 pm
C'mon bro, this is TRT. You can cut deeper than that.

All my Asshole Energy has been expended on other sources of higher asshole-needing priority.
Talk about how he's a failure as a father and how his daughter will probably start selling pussy for dope in about 10-15 years.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on November 28, 2014, 09:23:16 pm
C'mon bro, this is TRT. You can cut deeper than that.

All my Asshole Energy has been expended on other sources of higher asshole-needing priority.
Talk about how he's a failure as a father and how his daughter will probably start selling pussy for dope in about 10-15 years.

There we go! Was that so hard?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 28, 2014, 10:00:45 pm
One big happy community......












fuck
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on November 28, 2014, 11:22:03 pm
Mash, did you even look at the shirt I posted for you?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 29, 2014, 02:17:00 am
Yeah I did bro, sorry.


Thanks for the thought :)


I got RIDICULE so I changed the avatar
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on November 29, 2014, 03:20:54 am
Yeah I did bro, sorry.


Thanks for the thought :)


I got RIDICULE so I changed the avatar

That avatar was some of my best work
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on November 29, 2014, 03:27:42 am
 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 29, 2014, 03:56:11 am
Holy shit, this looks like it could be right out of a horror movie. There is no fucking way I could be awake for this surgery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MEgln-9158
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 29, 2014, 04:07:10 am
Damn, I'm literally writing this about 6 minutes after I pressed start on my stopwatch app. Actually seemed to be functioning better than usual, at least at first I was, although now I'm fighting the urge to get lost in daydream, like any tangential thought could cause me to become lost in thought within a few seconds, maybe less, even less than a second. Or not even a thought, just the gap between writing and there's the desire, or rather the natural impulse, to go into a state like when you're looking out a window on a train or bus, not particularly aware of what you're seeing or thinking of anything, at least at that moment.

60mg dmt on my hot plate vape. Higher than ever. Nicotine seems to possibly have helped, improved the trip, at least with eyes open; although due to personal variation this may not apply to everyone; for example, the reason schizophrenics may be so much more likely to smoke than average is because nicotine helps with sensory gating: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sensory_gating#Nicotine_and_sensory_gating. It's also one of the most powerful nootropics currently available, which I've mentioned before. Okay, "daydreaming" impulse now seems to be gone.

Strong effects on perception of time, definitely seemed to be time dilation, and after some point I had trouble keeping track of it, knowing how long had passed, even with my stopwatch going, which I couldn't see as well. I remember looking at the foil tray with the DMT and thinking/saying "Aww, you bastard." when I saw that some of the melted oily DMT had pooled into a corner and not evaporated, although now that I look at it I'm not even sure if it is DMT or impurities. Well, I'll use the same tray and find out the next time and find out. Then I thought the heat might have become too low and saw that I had set it to "off" because I thought it would stay hot long enough, when it probably should have been a bit higher and the knob left in position to maintain the temp. Ah, I'll also clean out the wine bottle I use, which is covered with cannabis resin on the inside and other gunk from the vapor, some bits of bud, just in case a significant amount of dmt vapor may stick to it. Then when I saw that it was around t+2:40, after some time of trying to read the time and figure out if I was, ah, processing it, the visual information, correctly, which seemed too late, I felt disappointed because it definitely must not have been a breakthrough, and the (possibly) leftover DMT came to mind.

Things looked fucking cool, nice open eye visuals. Nice head buzz too. Tiles, man, tiles. Fuck, I'm cutting off a branch of a nice flowering plant right outside, which currently has flowers in bloom. Makes me want to do this in nature, which I had thought before the trip. Hell, I'm rummaging through my stuff and bringing out anything that could look interesting. Ah, it's a bougainvillea:

(http://ih2.redbubble.net/image.4946610.0083/flat,550x550,075,f.jpg)

Then I laid back on my spot and put my eye shades on, but by that time the party had already passed. I remember after a fairly short time I grabbed them and threw them off with a smile on my face and said/thought "Fuck this, I can try again later!" With a significantly higher dose, of course! Then I looked at the tiles but it was pretty much over. Disappointed that the MAOI I'm on didn't extend the trip. Plugged it timed so that the peak of the onset would be around the time the trip started, in case it needs the acute effects, or is helped by a fresh input of MAOI. Wonder if it's a sign that my parnate dose isn't high enough, the optimal level of MAO inhibition hasn't been reached.

I think at first I may have felt a bit panicky, or in a rush, maybe startled by the unfamiliar visuals and other effects, but fairly quickly it was just fun! Like enjoying a carnival. I don't feel the negative effects I did after my previous high-ish doses, the somewhat schizophrenic feeling and depression, dysfunctional behavior like staying up until _AM for no good reason and fucking up my sleep schedule. Although this time I didn't have my eyes closed during most of it, and I also enjoyed the trip. The previous times I laid back right away, put my eye shades on, and closed my eyes just in case I suddenly broke through and could have fallen. Which brings to mind the concern I had of possibly falling/faceplanting onto the hot plate, which would been terrible. The nicotine probably helped as well, or possibly the higher dose.

I need to reapply my deodorant, my pits are dripping. Tolerance shouldn't be an issue, just read about the intervals they used during a session of four .4mg/kg IV trips. Not sure how much I should take next. This was 50% higher than my previous highest dose, and I probably inhaled significantly more of the vapor. Hmm,...80, 33% more. Last note: Before this I wasted 200mg by plugging it with coconut oil (freebase). Well, I couldn't find good information and wanted a longer trip (about an hour), like a mini ayuahasca session. Shit, you know, I had given myself an enema before, what if I had excreted the oil into a container and then tried using it by heating some  with my hpv? The coconut oil would be fine, although it could be a problem if becomes too hot or prevents the DMT vapor from escaping.

Experimenting is using too much, I think I'm going to need extract my own.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 29, 2014, 05:55:25 am
Does anybody want a severed, yeast riddled dick to play with?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 29, 2014, 06:47:17 am
I just made a complete fool of myself!  :mad:

I was completely unprepared for a breakthrough, it became chaotic and for some reason I thought I had actually landed on the hot plate, possibly on my face, and burned myself, then panicked! May have been because I was about to lose contact with reality and possibly blacked out for a second. I remember thinking "Oh god, it actually happened", possibly, for a second, it seeming like a cosmic joke and crawling across the floor completely out of it toward the fridge, away from the hot plate. Then, lying on my back, I reached up and I think I yelled, I don't remember what, possibly a cry for help upstairs. I remember thinking that this was it, the ambulance was going to arrive, they would see what a moronic thing I had done, the neighbors would know, and I had completely fucked up. That didn't feel frightening, though, in a way it felt like it would finally be a new beginning.

After lying on the floor for some time thinking I had pissed myself and feeling, ah, not back to reality and fully contained within my body, I came to and realized nothing had happened, the bottle was still on the hot plate, and I wasn't burned.

Fortunately I'm fast on my feet and walked over to the neighbors front door to explain what had happened, still feeling pretty off, but they didn't respond. So I called my landlord, told her I had tripped, fallen down, and may have yelled and scared the neighbors, and to call them and explain what had happened. I also left a well written note and am considering a gift card. Have an opened bag of frozen blueberries in a large Hefty Slider Storage Bag to use as a prop, using it to ice a fake head wound.

Possibly some people looking out their windows when I went outside. Hopefully I only screamed once and wasn't shouting something or making noises that were bizarre/terrifying for a prolonged period. Although I could still pass that off a due to having hit my head and not being conscious of what was happening.

See kids, this is why you have trip sitters for things like this and to treat them with respect! You taught me your lesson, DMT! Oddly, it didn't feel that frightening and I don't really feel hesitant to do it again, as long as it's in a place where no one will hear me scream or I have a sitter. Maybe I could build a small soundproof structure, or something to go around my head/mouth to muffle any sound, yet won't feel so uncomfortable or confining that it could negatively impact the trip. I should have had some silicone tubing going from the top of the bottle to my trip place so I could draw the vapor that way. Next time I'm going to have my phone recording audio so I can replay it.

Felt totally down relatively quickly. Now I'm going to vape some pot and eat. I know people have had far worse than this, thank god this was relatively mild. Ah, and etizolam, definitely need some of that down the hatch.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on November 29, 2014, 07:10:09 am
Damn man, you can't hang. Good thing you didn't IV it.

What do you think your neighbors think of you?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 29, 2014, 07:32:51 am
Last time I.broke through on dmt I screamed like a nut job. My friend described it "like you were being attacked". Which I remember none of and had no paranoia during this. I don't know how much a trip sitter can really help when it comes to dmt. Doesn't seem like you did too much either if you still had concepts of hot plates and neighbors and what not?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 29, 2014, 08:31:13 am
This felt so fucking comical a while ago. What joke. God I hope I wasn't screaming about being on fire or burning or yelling god knows what. The only possible yell/scream (for help) I remember was when I was lying on my back near the fridge and reaching my hand upward and calling upstairs. I actually though I had face/chest palmed onto a fucking hot plate (which, by the way, was beginning to look bizarre). Even if I had my reflexive reaction would have been to immediately move away, even under DMT, and the burn wouldn't have been that bad because DMT doesn't need that much heat to vaporize. If I had landed on my chest, I was wearing a thick UC Berkeley hoodie and it probably wouldn't even have burned me. I wonder if I took too much. It seems you definitely can, at least for the vast majority of people. Generally they don't remember anything except that something terrifying had happened.

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Damn man, you can't hang. Good thing you didn't IV it.

I probably would have been fine if I had been leaning back in my spot with my eye shades ready and had been launched into hyperspace with no time to panic or ability to resist, no worry about being burned. Sheeit, that was fucking intense. I wonder what would have happened if it was gone well.

What do you think your neighbors think of you?

I've lived here about a year and a half and have almost never said a word to anyone, I try to avoid crossing paths and making eye contact with them as much as possible. They probably think I'm creepy/weird, and rightfully so, or at least very shy and introverted, possibly insane and dangerous. Who knows what gossip they've come up with. The setup is odd, it's a large two story house, but a 1 bedroom is separate from the rest of the house (the door leading into the garage is blocked). I rent the one bedroom, a Hispanic family lives in the rest. I don't know anything about them, except they have kids and often have relatives and their kids over. Judging by their cars, they seem to probably be at least decently well off, I think one's a Volkswagen Golf, another might be an electric or hybrid, along with various other cars belonging to various people in the family. Never had any problems with them, we keep to ourselves.

I remember only about two instances of having spoken to anyone. During one I happened to be about to go out the gate at the same time someone was coming in, and they said something like "Do you want the gate open?". Another time my mail forwarding must have expired and who I assume is the grandpa brought over two envelopes, knocked on my door, and asked, "My friend, is this you?" "Then, wearing my dorky fingerless rag wool gloves I reached out for them, looked at them for a second, then awkwardly said, "Oh, yes, it's not supposed to be sent here." He gave a slight non-condescending chuckle, possibly influenced by my gloves and demeanor, and said "Okay." Yep, I don't think anyone even knew my name until that point, unless the landlord had told them.

Oh, and the children occasionally try to spy on me by pressing their face against the screen door or looking through my bedroom window. Totally not cool, I could be plugging something, or naked. It's never really bothered me that much. I have an extreme range of awareness and almost always catch them when they're doing it or about to. They refer to me as "moustache man/guy". Once I caught a boy, relative of theirs, leading the way, looking though my door by using a hand mirror near me to look behind me, then I closed it and heard them say "he heard us" when they looked again and saw that it was closed. Then I heard them move over to the bedroom and look in, with the girl saying, "It's a mess!". How rude, major invasion of privacy and then that. I keep my clothes on the floor in sorted piles and things in boxes because it's convenient and reduces unnecessary furniture. I vacuum thoroughly every day, which is easy since the area I need to clean is small. Then the boy started knocking on my door and running away with the girl, repeating the cycle multiple times. I ignored them because I didn't really care and wanted to let them have their fun.

Then another day they seemed to be in the mood for pestering me, I noticed a few occasionally glimpsing through the door, then noticed all their faces pressed against it and sternly said, "Hey, don't do that." They slunk away and looked guilty, like they knew they'd been caught doing something wrong. Occasionally see a face attempting to spy on me.  If they keep doing it I'm going to confront them and say something along the lines of, "How would you feel if I went over there and was peeking through your doors and windows? I'm never in your yard. I don't mind if you play here, but no more spying on me or I'm going to have to tell your parents. There's nothing interesting in here. Possibly, maybe if they ask why I never talk: If it's an adult: "You're a family, I don't want to bother you." Kids: "We're just neighbors. Do you ever talk to your neighbors on the other side?" (I doubt it, I think they might be Black). I just like to leave people alone.

Guh, eventually they probably would have lost more and more interest as time went on, if it hadn't for this setting things back. Fortunately it's holiday season and they'll be distracted. I don't know if I only yelled once. If I did, then the impact may not be that bad with the way I handled it. But they seemed scared and wouldn't answer the door when I was giving my false story about what had happened. And I think one of their cars may have quickly driven away. Hopefully it was unrelated and they weren't taking away their children due to fear for safety or myself. Who know what they thought had happened. Maybe they thought I had been attacked/killed (good, because I would bet the victim), hopefully not the reverse and worried that I was dangerous, or had suffered a psychotic break. My note was pretty great, though. I am a good tactician. Well written, perfectly sane, understanding and concern for others, a reasonable explanation of what had occurred, apologizing for what had occurred.

Really, I need to think of a new technique for dealing with new close proximity neighbors rather than just ignore them. Introduce myself, well dressed with every trick in the book (highly recommended: http://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Anyone-Success-Relationships/dp/007141858X) and bear extravagant gifts. And then I gradually distance myself until I can completely ignore them and pretend I'm just extremely busy.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Gollumkip on November 29, 2014, 08:36:12 am
LOL
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Post by: 1337 on November 29, 2014, 09:52:28 am
LOL
I find it too pathetic to laugh. I'm sorry I asked.

He's like a freak show exhibit, the kids wanting to sneak a peek. We are actually really close to our neighbors, which is weird because it's mostly young (late 20s-early 30s), single airmen, or military families much older than us. We have a naval base and an airforce base nearby. Their wives occasionally bring us dinner and anytime they bake, they bring us some. It's like being back at home with my family.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 29, 2014, 10:10:39 am
You know, I bet I could handle it next time, at 70mg. A silicone tube which you can draw from and press your thumb over the end to seal, no sight required, so you could keep your eye shades on. You can just lay back and sip, preferably on your back on something suitable.

I've learned to be sure there's nothing that could cause irrational panic, to rationally analyze any potential dangers and see the unlikeliness. And since I've gained experience with the intensity of a breakthrough trip I'll know what to expect and that when it comes on that strong it's time pull down the eye shades, while already leaning back. The thought of a gag, like the kind they use in BDSM, came to mind, quickly gag yourself after inhaling the last hit. Or maybe a muzzle would work if it can restrict your jaw movement enough. Try it, try seeing how loud you can yell with your jaws clenched. I wonder if there's a drug, something, that can cause you to temporarily be unable to speak loudly, with acceptable side effects at the dosage used. I could also play music at the time which on average has the highest tolerance for volume, maybe wait until they seem to not be home.
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Post by: John Smith on November 29, 2014, 10:37:07 am
LOL
I find it too pathetic to laugh. I'm sorry I asked.

He's like a freak show exhibit, the kids wanting to sneak a peek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sF19L00KbAI
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on November 29, 2014, 04:03:27 pm
All I know about my neighbor is he shot a .223 round through two walls and a door of my second story a couple years ago during an awful thunderstorm and the cops had a ballistics team outside in ponchos because the guy tried to deny it initially

We're cool now though
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Piles of Crack on November 29, 2014, 04:05:54 pm
Also inb4 Malice knocks over something explosive onto the hot plate during a drug frenzy and burns a whole Mexican family to death
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 29, 2014, 04:20:24 pm
-be a mexican family on thanksgiving
-garage open and mariachi music blasting
-like 4 cars and everybody huddled outside for some reason
-do this again the next day at 11pm
-have neighbors who don't like you but are too suburban and white to say anything
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Post by: RisiR on November 29, 2014, 04:21:53 pm
Malice, you seriously have to close your drawers and the doors of your copboards and shit. Holy shit, that's irritating.



My neighbor is a 5 feet tall fat guy who showers and shits naked with an open window. His balls hang ultra low. Almost between his knees.
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Post by: reject on November 29, 2014, 06:31:58 pm
My note was pretty great, though. I am a good tactician. Well written, perfectly sane, understanding and concern for others, a reasonable explanation of what had occurred, apologizing for what had occurred.

What if you didn't actually shout out and just tripped it, and thus the note is pretty insane explaining a situation which didn't occur.
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Post by: 1337 on November 29, 2014, 11:56:27 pm
Fuck I hope Auburn beats Alabama to knock them out of the playoffs. It's bullshit that two teams that have lost a game this year are ahead of an undefeated team.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Brain surgeon on November 30, 2014, 02:53:04 am
Malice, sorry to tell you this, but what you described wasn't a breakthrough. You got close but the fact that you were still aware of your surroundings means you were jut tripping really hard. When you actually break through you will have 0 concept of reality. Try doubling your dose and hold the hit untill you fall off the face of the earth.

Also there are plenty of MAOI's in tobacco.
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Post by: John Smith on November 30, 2014, 03:37:59 am
Hehehe, you know, it felt fun in away to stir up trouble and quickly strategize and manipulate my way out of the situation. Interact with the world and others in my own evil ways once again.

Woke up feeling pretty chipper, feeling happier (not too happy, of course) and looking forward to doing things more than I had in a while. Just staying home, reading good books and other valuable information, playing games, and watching a film. I completely forgot it was Black Friday yesterday, but I wasn't even planning on buying anything. And now (left for a few hours) the good mood is gone.

I genuinely wanted to try again and almost felt like it was a challenge. Make a quick trip to home depot to buy the tubing, then use the silicone I already have as a sealant. Even if I were to yank on it and know the bottle over, nothing would happen. But then I realized that even if I didn't freak out due to thinking I had burned myself I could still freak out and scream from experiencing a breakthrough.

Before the trip I had actually thought about having a heat resistant open top box shaped item to put the hot plate in, short enough to still be able to reach the wine bottle top, so that if I fell onto it I wouldn't be hurt. Didn't have anything suitable, though.

Also inb4 Malice knocks over something explosive onto the hot plate during a drug frenzy and burns a whole Mexican family to death

I don't even have anything explosive, and I certainly wouldn't keep it where it could be knocked over onto it.

What if you didn't actually shout out and just tripped it, and thus the note is pretty insane explaining a situation which didn't occur.

Yeah, I thought of that, and hope it was the case. Didn't seem like it, though. I said that I couldn't remember everything that happened and thought I may have yelled. I wish had thought to record the audio. Video would have been even better.

Malice, sorry to tell you this, but what you described wasn't a breakthrough. You got close but the fact that you were still aware of your surroundings means you were jut tripping really hard. When you actually break through you will have 0 concept of reality. Try doubling your dose and hold the hit untill you fall off the face of the earth.

Also there are plenty of MAOI's in tobacco.

It's possible that beginning to lose my concept of reality is what made me possibly black out for a second and freak out. Double the dose? That would be 160mg! It may have been even more than 80 due to the leftover that I wasn't sure was DMT or impurities.

I remember thinking/feeling "This is different". I mean, goddamn, just from reading descriptions you know a breakthrough is far beyond what you experience during sub-breakthrough doses.

The nicotine was from an vaporizer.

I wan't to go far off trail in a regional park (easily accessible) and try this again, but I'm going to have to buy a meth pipe and lighter, or something else. I remember seeing some teks using glass bottles, like mini-alcohol bottles, on DMT-Nexus.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 30, 2014, 04:06:48 am
I once poured roughly a half gram of dmt into a pipe and me and a friend passed it back and forth untill I lost reality. My friend has only ever been able to trip on dmt roughly equivalent to 2-3 hits of acid. That's why we used so much and even with such a large amount he was unable to get beyond that point.

This all happened in a car at a music festival.
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 30, 2014, 04:58:08 am
Maybe it's inhalation technique? Ihad a friend who couldn't break through either but he hit it like a pussy and held it like weed.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on November 30, 2014, 06:07:54 am
Maybe it's inhalation technique? Ihad a friend who couldn't break through either but he hit it like a pussy and held it like weed.

Dude has dreds past his waist and eats ten strips to have fun at concerts. Trust me when I say he knows what he's doing.
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Post by: Zero on November 30, 2014, 07:34:06 am
Malice have you ever thought of suicide? This isn't a troll post it maybe what you need, to just let go. One more huge drug binge then realease your soul. All your pain, misery and depression will vanish, and you will feel the happiest you have ever felt.

It could be cathartic somewhat.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 30, 2014, 07:35:57 am
What if...I taped my mouth closed really well, but left a small hole for the tube to go in, which I would suck DMT vapor through? You could even inhale it through your nose, having it go through the mucous membrane of your sinus cavity may change bioavailability and onset, and then you wouldn't need a hole.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 30, 2014, 07:36:48 am
Malice have you ever thought of suicide? This isn't a troll post it maybe what you need, to just let go. One more huge drug binge then realease your soul. All your pain, misery and depression will vanish, and you will feel the happiest you have ever felt.

It could be cathartic somewhat.

Terrible effort. Be more creative.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on November 30, 2014, 08:34:39 am
Vaped some pot and I think I may be remembering some of what had happened. I have a faint feeling of a possible memory of seeing/experiencing something mind shattering, blowing, or terrifying, possibly alien, or maybe something that made me think I had lost my sanity, then coming to or opening my eyes and yelling in a terrified voice "Oh fuck. OH FUCK! IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED!", possibly like knowing there was the possibility of something going wrong before doing them DMT, an enormous consequence, not thinking it was likely, and it actually happens like a cannot shot in your mind, like realizing an IED had gone off and your leg's been blown off, maybe milder. This is very speculative/uncertain, though. Not sure if anything ever happened, and I do have the memory of panicking because I thought I had fallen onto the hot plate, which I had also considered and thought unlikely. and would account for the yelling. Or maybe I did glimpse something/had an incredible trip, forgot it almost immediately after it was over or due to the panic of thinking I had fallen onto the hot plate, and it had nothing to do with the panic. Information could be highly confused due to still being effected by DMT.

Oh, and, damn, if I was yelling like that this adds another level to what most would feel as embarrassment. It contributes to the effect on memory and possible changes in perception of you and the effects they may have, making you sound insane.

Although I do feel fine, not like anything traumatic has happened. Although tianeptine attenuates the neurological changes caused by stress, and I also take etizolam, and there's also the severe blunted affect and various other personality variables. Too many potential confounders. But, if it was the DMT experience and I immediately forgot it and latched onto the idea that I had fallen onto the hot plate, then that memory may not be strong enough to cause trauma.

_____ level theory: I remember the hot plate and vape taking on this really bizarre, possibly alien and malevolent, appearance. I can't remember what it looked like now. What if a being from the DMT realm, malevolent, trickster, sadist, or teacher of lesson's learned the hard way (don't take DMT lightly (I may have, since I may not have really been prepared to break through, in part due to being focused on other preparations, even gathering things that may be interesting to look at, so I may have been expecting a visual trip.) which then caused the false image/belief that I had fallen onto the hot plate? Or maybe I did it, subconsciously, or a part of my subconscious, out of self hatred or some other reason (teach a lesson). It's also possible that my mind created the idea of danger to stop the trip, because it was terrified of something, maybe ego death.

If it turns out that what I experienced during the DMT turned out to have caused this, I'm really interested in going back there and hopefully being able to withstand it this time, experience what it is but be able to sustain it, maybe even remember. I've always been very good at adapting quickly, as quickly as the next day at times to significant events.

Well, with the tape, even if it did go wrong, I wouldn't be able to scream.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on November 30, 2014, 11:45:56 am
Yeah man I always tape my mouth shut while tripping
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Post by: Gollumkip on November 30, 2014, 03:57:56 pm
I don't blame those kids for peeking in on you malice, you're entertaining as fuck
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Post by: mashleshmash on November 30, 2014, 06:19:09 pm
lol
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Post by: John Smith on December 01, 2014, 01:57:35 am
I'm serious too. I was looking through this to see if there was a particular type of gag that would suit my needs: www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gag_(BDSM) (http://www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gag_(BDSM))

Unfortunately it doesn't seem like it. I don't want anything stuffed in my mouth, and others seem ineffective. There might be something they use in psych wards/mental hospitals to stop patients from screaming their heads off, or for autistic children/retards.

Don't know if I could feasibly paralyze the vocal cords. Making a mistake and having my throat close off would be a disaster, although I do have a nasopharyngeal  airway tube w/ a lubricant pack and a bag mask resuscitator to force air into my lungs.

I remember a story from Hyperbole and a Half  where her parents ended up making her a cheap and effective sound proof fort around her bed out of sound board. I don't have a problem with claustrophobia and could add a light source, and would be able to leave quickly if I needed to.

I've also thought of new excuses if I have a screaming fit or the police/paramedics show up at my door. I've just started taking a new (sleep) medication and it causes me to have horrible nigh terrors and scream in my sleep. Option 2: War vet and I have PTSD and sometimes scream in my sleep, which would fit my demeanor very well, I've had comments about the military multiple times in my life.

Oh, cool, it's reversible: http://www.nbcnews.com/health/kids-health/opinion-surgery-stop-autistic-boys-screams-was-right-decision-f8C11296293

I bet I could get it for free on Medicaid due to being (officially) autistic and disabled as hell. No, I may need to yell loudly one day and this could endanger me.
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Post by: mashleshmash on December 01, 2014, 02:19:53 am
you can gag on my ball sack right after a breakthrough dmt trip that you can't quite understand.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on December 01, 2014, 03:01:07 am
I pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog
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Post by: Piles of Crack on December 01, 2014, 03:03:02 am
Getting baked with two waitresses in the parking lot at work cause the dishwasher guy is slow as fuck and I'm his ride home
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Post by: mashleshmash on December 01, 2014, 03:22:15 am
Well, you're life sounds comfortable enough as a chef.
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Post by: Gollumkip on December 01, 2014, 05:48:15 am
I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.
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Post by: Ragus on December 01, 2014, 05:52:54 am
Getting baked with two waitresses in the parking lot at work cause the dishwasher guy is slow as fuck and I'm his ride home

heh heh, classic poc
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Post by: Piles of Crack on December 01, 2014, 05:56:46 am
Well, you're life sounds comfortable enough as a chef.

:okay:
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Post by: mmmmmmmQuestions on December 01, 2014, 06:25:02 am
I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.


I wish you were dead.
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Post by: John Smith on December 01, 2014, 08:25:40 am
I wish I was an oscar meyer weiner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-6r6gd-IYc
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Post by: Piles of Crack on December 01, 2014, 01:27:09 pm
Gollum is an Oscar Meyer Beaner
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Post by: 1337 on December 01, 2014, 05:01:13 pm
This reminds me of that dumb ho Holly that slag was head over heels for. http://imgur.com/a/f9qDu
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Post by: Piles of Crack on December 01, 2014, 05:27:02 pm
Heard through the grapevine that this hot 20 year old waitress at work has a crush on me, not sure if trap or if girl in question has suffered recent head trauma.
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Post by: 1337 on December 01, 2014, 05:29:27 pm
Heard through the grapevine that this hot 20 year old waitress at work has a crush on me, not sure if trap or if girl in question has suffered recent head trauma.
She wants that Italian sausage. Cosby her.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on December 01, 2014, 05:47:37 pm
Cosby her.

(https://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/bill-cosby-meme-b-e1415669965991.png?w=499&h=359)
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Post by: RisiR on December 01, 2014, 11:22:10 pm
Gollum is an Oscar Meyer Beaner
Haha. :tup:
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Post by: John Smith on December 02, 2014, 01:55:23 am
Heard through the grapevine that this hot 20 year old waitress at work has a crush on me, not sure if trap or if girl in question has suffered recent head trauma.

Stop dwelling on the negative so much. You're well received online at least, your jokes and comments make people laugh. Whatever problems you have can be at least be improved if you really try, if you find the right thing. Do some research and find what works, what's best for you, and create a plan.

Looks? I've thought about buying direct from China, high quality and tasteful, refined, without the enormous markup, paying for the brand name, you would in the US. There are good non-homo sources for information on male fashion advice, something to suit the look you're after.

Face? There's a lot you can do with hair. I've thought about removing the pointy rise from my eyebrows because it makes me look so much angrier. Even makeup; yes, it's really no big deal, you could apply a simple foundation to hide imperfections and make your skin look healthier.

Body? I could recommend a few key cheap supplements to improve your health, help lose fat, gain muscle, improve sex drive, generally all the things that come along with better overall health. Weight lifting? Since you're a beginner, 2 or 3 times a week, and you'd only need a few key exercises. Relatively short sessions too, most of the time is spent resting between sets and exercises and due to being a beginner you'd have lower overall volume. You'd also see see rapid gains, "noob gains". Remember that most people are stupid, lazy as shit and don't fucking read (good material), so it's no surprise they don't succeed. If you still have elevated testosterone, it could make things even better.

And you have a wide variety of drugs to choose from for improvement. Anxiety? gabaergics, beta blockers, maybe even oxytocinergics. Energy? Stimulants. Cognition? Piracetam and nicotine.

Personality?

(http://izquotes.com/quotes-pictures/quote-think-of-how-stupid-the-average-person-is-and-realize-half-of-them-are-stupider-than-that-george-carlin-281888.jpg)

(http://img.picturequotes.com/2/5/4231/never-underestimate-the-power-of-stupid-people-in-large-groups-quote-1.jpg)

When you focus so much on the negative you see in yourself and only see the idealized versions of peoples' lives they present to others (life on facebook) it can become easy to forget just how bad the vast majority of humanity really is, in terms of quality, of their development and ability as conscious beings. There are good books with advice that aren't feelgood mainstream pop-psych bullshit: http://www.amazon.com/How-Talk-Anyone-Success-Relationships/dp/007141858X
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Post by: 1337 on December 02, 2014, 02:34:12 am
Malice, I'm going to be totally presumptuous for a minute. I don't really know how to address this with the correct words, but I'll try my best. I'm not sure if it's your assburgers or what, but you treat life like it is an algorithm. You put x in and you get z out. You seem to start planning your next move based on what happened with the last minor fuckup/deviation from your plan. You try to break things down too much and get caught up with analyzing everything. You are hyper-aware of your faults and the faults of others, when you should just let it go.

Your posts remind me of a post I saw on 4chan a while back. This guy with autism (so he says) tried ordering a pizza online but his internet was down or whatever so he had to call in an order. He literally planned out a script for ordering pizza based on what he thought the employee would say, and when the employee misheard his toppings, he got flustered and didn't want to create "conflict" with the employee so he just went with it. I think he ended up with mushrooms on his pizza, and he hated mushrooms (it was a "MFW I got mushrooms on my pizza and I hate mushrooms" post). Obviously this is just an anecdote and might not apply to you to the same extent, but that is the impression I get when I read your posts. I read posts like the one above, or the one where you wrote your neighbors a letter and I shake my head.

For example, you going outside and walking around. You probably prepare by wearing the correct clothes, and trying to figure out how to not elicit a reaction (or at least a negative reaction) from everyone you pass. Nine times out of ten, people don't give a fuck. What some kid is wearing is of absolutely no consequence to them, they have their own shit to think about. You seem like you're trying psychological warfare with every human interaction you make (or create a script for). You live in san francisco for fuck's sake. You're not nearly as fucked up as some homeless people, gay people, or hipsters/assorted queers that roam the streets. You want to be white, why, because you don't think you'll have any problems with "fitting in" or is it strictly a genetic thing? We all have our problems. You are healthier than the majority of people, you are young, very intelligent, and well read. You're not nearly the freak that you think you are. When you realize that most people don't give a fuck about strangers they meet in passing, then you can start not giving a fuck about what they will think about you.

I'm not trying to be an asshole, just curious about your mindset.
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Post by: John Smith on December 02, 2014, 04:12:11 am
Life follows rules and there are patterns you can identify. The laws of physics, behavior arising from evolutionary pressures, evolutionary psychology, race and gender differences, biological factors effecting variables of societal importance. I like analysis and try to make helpful posts that reres like you don't have the reading speed for.

http://www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/technology-research-centers/ereaders/speed-reader/

I am the elite.

I've never done anything like that phone call. I don't care what other people think of me, it's a matter of naturally having movements that could be from another species and the uncontrollable aggressive response I've developed to human beings, each naturally feeling like an enemy, so I simply wear a hat low over my eyes to block out the worst of it. I wouldn't say I want to become "White", I just want to develop the optimal aesthetics because there are benefits to looking better, whether you like it or not, and it's now at the point where the technology for my plan is actually available and affordable. It's and investment and I simply prefer the aesthetics of the White race and believe there is good evidence and theory that Whites will naturally be rated as most attractive, cultural bias aside.

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When you realize that most people don't give a fuck about strangers they meet in passing, then you can start not giving a fuck about what they will think about you.

I realized that a long time ago. You must have the wrong impression of me.
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Post by: John Smith on December 02, 2014, 04:18:48 am
Ooh, "The New Liberal Dilemma: Social Trust in Mixed Societies": http://ecpr.eu/Filestore/PaperProposal/2bf67b79-61a2-42fd-b98c-e58385ced442.pdf

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The new liberal dilemma is based on evidence that socially heterogeneous societies – that is, ethnically, linguistically, religiously, or culturally mixed ones - tend to be characterised by a wide range of social, economic, and political disadvantages. Evidence has accumulated over the past ten years or so that that, in contrast to homogeneous states or societies, heterogeneous ones tend to have a poorer economic performance (Easterly and Levine 1998; Knack and Keefer 1997; Alesina, et al., 2003; ), spend less on public goods (Goldin and Katz 1999; Alesina, Baqir and Easterly 1999; Alesina and Glaeser 2004; Banerjee, Iyer and Somanathan 2005), deliver these less efficiently, less fairly, and to a lower standard (Mauro 1995; La Porta, et al., 1998), are more corrupt and have a larger black market (Easterly 2000; Svennson 1998; Alesina, Baqir and Easterly 1999; Annett 1999), are less redistributive (Hero and Tolbert 1996; Plotnick and Winters 1985; Lind 2003; Luttmer 2001), and are less likely to benefit from economies of scale (Alesina, Baqir and Hoxby 2004).
 There is also evidence that diverse societies are less stable politically (Mauro 1995; Annett 1999) and find state and national building more difficult (Adelman and Morris 1967), and are less well developed democracies (Paxton 2002: 266). Socially, mixed societies have been found to have lower levels of social trust, civic cooperation, and social capital (Leigh 2006a, 2006b; Eisenberg 2006; Coffe and Geys 2006; Glaeser et al. 2000; Helliwell 1996; Knack and Keefer 1997; Putnam 2003; Alesina and La Ferarra 1999; Zak and Knack 2001; La Porta, et al. 1997; Hero 1998, 2003; Costa and Kahn 2003), lower rates of volunteering and participation in voluntary associations (Alesina and La Ferrara 1999; Costa and Kahn 2003a, 2003b; Lassen 2003), and lower levels of civic culture (Rice and Sumberg).

I realized this on my own from the data/studies I've read and working out the implications. Nice to see a paper on the topic.
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Post by: 1337 on December 02, 2014, 06:37:40 pm
Life follows rules and there are patterns you can identify. The laws of physics, behavior arising from evolutionary pressures, evolutionary psychology, race and gender differences, biological factors effecting variables of societal importance. I like analysis and try to make helpful posts that reres like you don't have the reading speed for.

http://www.staples.com/sbd/cre/marketing/technology-research-centers/ereaders/speed-reader/

I am the elite.

I've never done anything like that phone call. I don't care what other people think of me, it's a matter of naturally having movements that could be from another species and the uncontrollable aggressive response I've developed to human beings, each naturally feeling like an enemy, so I simply wear a hat low over my eyes to block out the worst of it. I wouldn't say I want to become "White", I just want to develop the optimal aesthetics because there are benefits to looking better, whether you like it or not, and it's now at the point where the technology for my plan is actually available and affordable. It's and investment and I simply prefer the aesthetics of the White race and believe there is good evidence and theory that Whites will naturally be rated as most attractive, cultural bias aside.

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When you realize that most people don't give a fuck about strangers they meet in passing, then you can start not giving a fuck about what they will think about you.

I realized that a long time ago. You must have the wrong impression of me.
Humans are not logical, rational beings, thus, you can't put x in and expect to get z out. The laws of physics don't specifically govern social interactions. Like I said I was being totally presumptuous, I don't expect you to change anything you're doing if it's working for you (lol). Just giving an outside perspective.
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Post by: Gollumkip on December 02, 2014, 06:38:41 pm
Anybody here have any opinions on AL-LAD?
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Post by: mashleshmash on December 02, 2014, 09:10:05 pm
fuck your mother guy
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Post by: 1337 on December 03, 2014, 12:52:58 am
Fuck Anderson Silva. A lot of these were because idiots had too much pride to tap. When making your money depends on your body being in good shape, you'd think people would be more keen to protect it instead of their ego.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4h2ysQEblQ
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Post by: John Smith on December 03, 2014, 02:06:55 am
Humans are not logical, rational beings, thus, you can't put x in and expect to get z out. The laws of physics don't specifically govern social interactions. Like I said I was being totally presumptuous, I don't expect you to change anything you're doing if it's working for you (lol). Just giving an outside perspective.

Of course. I know where you're coming from, I really do, but you have the wrong impression, although it's understandable considering who I am.
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Post by: Ragus on December 03, 2014, 04:48:05 am
hey
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Post by: John Smith on December 03, 2014, 11:06:30 am
http://www.reddit.com/r/sanfrancisco/comments/2ni47y/bart_scammer_i_have_an_emergency_my_son_is_stuck/

Could you picture Tacho doing that? What do you think he does for a living? Maybe in his younger days he was more active, but now it wouldn't surprise me if he was on welfare or disability and had subsidized housing. Even if he did scam it would probably be something pitiful like collecting for a fake charity.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on December 03, 2014, 01:21:43 pm
Fuck Anderson Silva. A lot of these were because idiots had too much pride to tap. When making your money depends on your body being in good shape, you'd think people would be more keen to protect it instead of their ego.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4h2ysQEblQ

How the fuck do you get a hematoma that big?

And those leg breaks from checked kicks would make me want to like....never fucking kick ever.
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Post by: mashleshmash on December 08, 2014, 12:08:43 pm
Yeah boys.
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Post by: John Smith on December 08, 2014, 03:13:03 pm
Dear god, it's finally back.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26668-menthol-increases-nicotine-addiction-by-tweaking-brain.html

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To understand how menthol may be altering the brain, Henderson's team exposed mice to either menthol with nicotine, or menthol alone. They found that, even without nicotine, menthol increased the numbers of brain nicotinic receptors. They saw a 78 per cent increase in one particular brain region – the ventral tegmental area – which is involved in the dopamine signalling pathway that mediates in addiction.

More nicotinic receptors! I'm going to add it to my nicotine solution.

Berkeley went cray cray last night. I had gotten out of the gym, and did a perfect set of 5 deep squats, 315 at 160lb, along with 4x6 pullups/chinups with 55lb, 60lb dumbbell presses. The gates to the  downtownsubway were closed and I didn't know why, so I went further south to see if they were open there. Fortunately at that moment a group was marching towards me and then this happened:

http://www.rts.ch/play/tv/journal-en-continu/video/violentes-manifestations-en-californie?id=6364343

May have fractured my left heel jumping off a bus station improperly. Saw a ton of vandalism/destruction up close, and some Blacks trying to stash, get away with, or opening the packaging right there on the sidewalk. I think I saw one with an rc helicopter. It's pitiful that I never see anyone else climbing trees and other structures during critical moments to gain an excellent view. Chaos, destruction, violence bring out the animal in me. Was able to maintain a fast pace throughout to get between points, to get where the action was, since they seem to have purposefully split into at least two groups.  In a way I enjoyed limping so far while in pain to get home as a triumph of the will. I remember feeling when I got home "I want to live!" But then I took etizolam and marijuana.
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Post by: reject on December 08, 2014, 03:44:08 pm
Should I fuck a crazy 17 year old? I probably should, it's only guna end in lulz.
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Post by: Brain surgeon on December 08, 2014, 03:44:52 pm
Feels good to be back boys. I set up a retarded thread on rdfrn.com just in case this birch shuts down again.
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Post by: RisiR on December 08, 2014, 04:08:38 pm
Should I fuck a crazy 17 year old? I probably should, it's only guna end in lulz.
Pictures?
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Post by: reject on December 08, 2014, 06:10:09 pm
Should I fuck a crazy 17 year old? I probably should, it's only guna end in lulz.
Pictures?

I don't have any, she's a pretty average british chick, ie not great in the scheme of things but will do due to lack of options.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on December 08, 2014, 06:11:54 pm
"Any hole's a goal" - reject on Zoklet
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Post by: Piles of Crack on December 08, 2014, 06:16:19 pm
Got 5 grams of Tianeptine from Newmind for $14 with a coupon code I found on Reddit, think it was REDDITBFF but don't remember.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on December 09, 2014, 01:06:21 am
(http://i.imgur.com/pqxPNtU.png)
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Post by: RisiR on December 09, 2014, 01:11:44 am
LOL.

Where do you get that stuff?
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Post by: Piles of Crack on December 09, 2014, 02:28:35 am
Imgur
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Post by: RisiR on December 09, 2014, 02:42:58 am
Aight.
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Post by: 1337 on December 09, 2014, 02:59:46 am
Got 5 grams of Tianeptine from Newmind for $14 with a coupon code I found on Reddit, think it was REDDITBFF but don't remember.
It was REDDITBF, and it's still working for me even though it was supposed to have expired. I have 5g sitting in my shopping cart on newmind, but I haven't ordered it yet. What state do they ship from?
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Post by: John Smith on December 09, 2014, 03:04:43 am
I fucking hate it when I take too much etizolam and either end up waking up a few hours later with my head on the desk or hours pass by in a haze and I end up going to sleep later than I may have if I hasn't taken it. Totally lost my spirit and desire to write more about the protests. Now I feel like shit and dull as hell, like having to rest in a hospital bed all day without much to do.

Oh, it's happening again today! https://www.google.com/search?q=berkeley+protests&source=univ&tbm=nws&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=O26GVIyPOIqtogSn64DYAw&ved=0CCUQsQQ&biw=1366&bih=667

Having a fractured heel fucking sucks. Reminded me of a lesson: jumping is most likely to cause foot injury. Avoid jumping significant distances unnecessarily, particularly onto hard surfaces, and if you do so, learn how to land properly. Still managed to limp to the post office. I want a cane if this doesn't heal quickly, I should have one in case this happens again. I think I've actually seen canes just thrown out. But you need to get high to see over crowds and know where the action is.

Black bloc (left-anarchists) there. Tons of windows smashed downtown, and I mean multiple large panes absolutely shattered, trash bins set on fire and newspaper stands dragged into the street to slow down police. Banks, McDonalds, then later on they broke into a Whole Foods and I saw some people with wine and probably other alcohol. Don't know the entire list of things that were damaged.

The police were absolute pussies, and that was with multiple other forces helping them! Only a few people were arrested later on. Given how liberal this place is and that the protests were allegedly about Blacks being killed by cops, recent events, it isn't surprising. They stood back and let them do whatever they wanted, no exaggeration. They could have easily surrounded the black bloc group. Seems they were split into two main groups. I don't know how well organized this was, they are almost exclusively stupid teenage and college brats, but if they really had the balls and intelligence the damage they could cause is immense.
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Post by: John Smith on December 09, 2014, 03:38:31 am
Managed to limp to the post office and I finally have my LSD and mescaline hcl! I want to start off with a low dose of mesc plugged, or IV'd for greater bioavailability, to see how I react. Too late now, it lasts too long. LSD has too much potential for a negative headspace outside of nature. I've heard that mesc and LSD combinations can be the most visual, along with the mood boost from mesc. Reading about how piracetam effects mesc.

What dull posts I make.

Got 5 grams of Tianeptine from Newmind for $14 with a coupon code I found on Reddit, think it was REDDITBFF but don't remember.

What are you going to do with it, I thought it didn't do anything for your depression? I was so fucking pissed when I managed to forget about the 40% off code until the day after it ended (11/30). I'll see if it's still working like 1337 says.

BTW 1337:

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Holy shit, I've been waiting for an appropriate thread to post this video in this sub. Some of you may have seen it linked before in /r/WTF or /r/AskReddit threads. Warning: it is very gruesome and NSFW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REP6NCDfAtg#t=154
The video shows the result of IV injection of tianeptine. It is very widely misattributed to "krokodil" (desomorphine), even in the YouTube description. However, in the video at 3:15 you can hear the doctor asking the patient "вы вводили коаксил?" ("you injected coaxil?"). Coaxil is one of the the brand names of tianeptine sold in Russia.
Be careful with this shit! Do not IV it!
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This person is injecting the ground up tablets. The pure tianeptine sodium power is just as bad. It is too caustic to inject peripherally.
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I will add, that even using pure powder, the solution is highly caustic and can and will result in fibroused and collapsed veins. I had only come across one case report of hepatoxicity in humans. If there are reports that I am missing, please send me the links and I'll go over them.
Thank You,
Dr. Michael P. Ludwig

I would love to see an even worse repeat of semiazas incident, but it would be too cruel.

This is interesting:

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Tianeptine is a more efficacious and potent opioid than the recent article that looked at it's binding affinities makes it seem. Many anecdotal reports describe IV tianeptine as being subjectively as potent as heroin. Users have described the "rush" and the subsequent "nod" as being similar to heroin. It is possible that the Ki and EC50 numbers in the article are wrong. It is also possible that there exists an active metabolite with a higher Mu binding affinity. The seven carbon chain on tianeptine allows the molecule to push easily through the BBB, just like the acetyl groups do for heroin. I would like to see Ki and EC50 numbers for the metabolite that arises after cleaving the carbon chain. The metabolite would be structurally similar to W-15, 1-Phenylethylpiperidylidene-2-(4-chlorophenyl)sulfonamide, which is more potent, by a factor or at least five, than morphine.

Oh, and about menthol increasing nicotinic receptor, most people could benefit from this: http://www.reddit.com/r/Nootropics/comments/2ofq4j/menthol_increases_nicotine_addiction_by_adding/
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Post by: 1337 on December 09, 2014, 04:26:28 am
I saw that during research about slamming it. The dude that IVed that didn't use the pure powder, and the necrosis was attributed to the binders in the pills since they are only ~13mg each. I don't know if that was true or not, but the syrupy consistency did freak me out a bit (and this is coming from someone who shot up morphine oral syrup), if the shit is too gelled up to pass through a cotton, there's no way I'm putting it in my veins, hence me adding a shitload more water to it.

I'd like to take a pH reading of a supersaturated solution of tianeptine to see what it is. I wouldn't want to miss with the shit, like I said before.

I also wouldn't say the high is like heroin, definitely more "energetic" like oxycodone, not as sedating as heroin, with the peripheral effects of morphine (i.e., crazy itchiness and hardcore nausea). The rush was weird, I don't really remember it since I haven't used it again, but I remember thinking "oh shit, I dun goofed" when it hit me (and my lungs). I didn't think it was going to do anything but make me spew my guts out, but then I was hit with an awesome wave of euphoria and I nodded out for a good minute or two. The peak was probably a good minute or two after the plunger was down, which was also weird, because other opiates hit me in about 20 seconds.

Here's the proof of the coupon still working: http://i.imgur.com/teMVPjg.png Granted, I haven't tried to check out, so I'm not sure if it will keep it when I enter my card info.

The semi thing was really just a fluke. A staph infection can happen to anyone, even in a hospital setting, when giving an IV. Staphylococcus bacteria are present on the skin of literally everyone, he didn't get an infection from the dope itself. Sure he should have washed his arm and hands, but him shooting tar unfiltered had nothing to do with it.
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Post by: 1337 on December 09, 2014, 04:33:29 am
Shit, I keep hitting quote instead of modify.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on December 09, 2014, 05:19:09 am
Got 5 grams of Tianeptine from Newmind for $14 with a coupon code I found on Reddit, think it was REDDITBFF but don't remember.
It was REDDITBF, and it's still working for me even though it was supposed to have expired. I have 5g sitting in my shopping cart on newmind, but I haven't ordered it yet. What state do they ship from?

Illinois
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Post by: John Smith on December 09, 2014, 05:33:08 am
Unrelated, there was chlorine gas attack at a furry convention: http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2ojta9/chlorine_gas_attack_at_chicago_area_furry/
Really stepping it up.

Turns out it's incredibly easy to turn freebase DMT into a salt if you aren't IV'ing. All you need is white vinegar IIRC. Plug it and you could have a mini-ayahuasca like experience, lasts about an hour IIRC. I want to see Gollum try this, he said he's too much of a pussy to try vaping it again.

How bad would minor impurities from extracted DMT turned into a salt be anyway? I mean, considering the the typical quality of what people IV, would there be anything in there (residual plant matter) that would be that bad if you rarely did it? Or was everyone in every thread I read about it just being overly anal?

What state do they ship from?

Chicago, scroll down to the map: https://newmind.com/shipping

Think about how many junkies shoot up pills with binders. The binders aren't anything special, there's no way they'd do that on their own. I sure as hell wouldn't risk it, or at the very least I would do it very rarely; and as you said, missing could be an absolute nightmare. I'm not familiar with IV, so I don't know if there's anything you could add to the water or use instead to increase the solubility. The solubility in water is very poor.

Looks like propylene glycol would be okay, and polyethylene glycol would be best: http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/588230-IV-Propylene-Glycol-Is-It-Safe
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Post by: 1337 on December 09, 2014, 06:09:45 am
Unrelated, there was chlorine gas attack at a furry convention: http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2ojta9/chlorine_gas_attack_at_chicago_area_furry/
Really stepping it up.

Turns out it's incredibly easy to turn freebase DMT into a salt if you aren't IV'ing. All you need is white vinegar IIRC. Plug it and you could have a mini-ayahuasca like experience, lasts about an hour IIRC. I want to see Gollum try this, he said he's too much of a pussy to try vaping it again.

How bad would minor impurities from extracted DMT turned into a salt be anyway? I mean, considering the the typical quality of what people IV, would there be anything in there (residual plant matter) that would be that bad if you rarely did it? Or was everyone in every thread I read about it just being overly anal?

What state do they ship from?

Chicago, scroll down to the map: https://newmind.com/shipping

Think about how many junkies shoot up pills with binders. The binders aren't anything special, there's no way they'd do that on their own. I sure as hell wouldn't risk it, or at the very least I would do it very rarely; and as you said, missing could be an absolute nightmare. I'm not familiar with IV, so I don't know if there's anything you could add to the water or use instead to increase the solubility. The solubility in water is very poor.

Looks like propylene glycol would be okay, and polyethylene glycol would be best: http://www.bluelight.org/vb/threads/588230-IV-Propylene-Glycol-Is-It-Safe
It wasnt a gas attack, they just used chlorine granules (sodium hypochlorite) for pools. They could have added some HCl for chlorine gas though.

Do you have the solubility info for PEG? It's equally soluble in water, (m)ethanol, and DCM.

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Post by: 1337 on December 09, 2014, 06:33:33 am
Here is some interesting research and pH data: http://libgen.org/scimag/index.php?s=10.1016%2Fj.ijpharm.2012.04.061)

It says: The initial pH of the sodium salt ethanol solution is about 9.1

Reviews of the pharmacology of tianeptine have been presented
(Preskorn, 2004; Preskorn and Ross, 2004). The tianeptine
molecule is chiral and while the racemate is used in therapy the
(+) enantiomer is less active than the (−) enantiomer. Two forms
of tianeptine, arbitrarily labeled I and II, in the patent application,
have been reported (Sansone, 2008). Because polymorph II is the
stable form while I is metastable, the stable form is herein labeled
A and the metastable B.

When neutralized, the B enantiomer is precipitated out. I'm not sure if it is the more active polymorph or the less active one because the previous research arbitrarily assigned the I and II enentiomers. If you can figure it out, I'd like to know.

Edit: just found out that the more active polymorph is "A." Shit.
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Post by: Gollumkip on December 09, 2014, 06:37:29 am
That gas attack happened 30 minutes from me. Also malice, I've gotten all I need to get out of dmt. I don't need to do it again. 

"If you get the message, hang up the phone. For psychedelic drugs are simply instruments, like microscopes, telescopes, and telephones. The biologist does not sit with eye permanently glued to the microscope, he goes away and works on what he has seen..."

It's not simply that I'm scared, I was scared every time I did dmt just the same. If you're not apprehensive before taking dmt you aren't human. But further use wouldn't benefit me. I prefer LSD for my purposes. Which I don't do often either. I actually hardly use drugs at all now. I COULD afford to I guess if I really wanted to. But there is no purpose in it for me. I've gotten high enough times to count on one hand in the past two months and this is mostly because it was offered to me.
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Post by: John Smith on December 09, 2014, 08:32:56 am
Freaking square. Is fear of triggering your latent schizophrenia part of it? Parents, job, guilt. Many possibilities. Sometimes people just never really had good reasons for doing drugs in the first place, they never developed a cohesive logical framework, and they stop for the same poorly pondered reasons. Or due to to most basing their views on their own experience, because they used drugs like idiots, did no research, had no understanding of human physiology, of the brain, unprepared, bad set or setting, excessive doses for moronic reasons, untested drugs, not knowing how to identify drugs and counterfeits, became addicted, bad experiences, leading to problems with other people etc., their perception is that nearly everyone else is the same, and unfortunately they're right, but they'll be biased against believing that you are capable of being responsible and knowledgeable, superior to them; people have been shown to consistently overrate their intelligence and knowledge/level of understanding.

What? Didn't you just freak out screaming with no recollection of what occurred? Did you have another experience where you broke through and had a profound experience? How did you get all you needed out of it?

Oh yes, you have achieved development to the pinnacle of perfection, where no further can be gained. A sage of wisdom. :rolleyes2:

You should totally try a mescaline LSD combo. Have you ever tried mescaline? It seems to be considered one of the psychedelics least likely to give you a bad trip, along with often providing a large mood boost, euphoria, and something almost like a light MDMA feeling. I've seen it mentioned that mescaline and LSD combos can be the most visual of all, and beautiful.
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Post by: John Smith on December 09, 2014, 01:37:48 pm
http://www.medicaldaily.com/razor-blades-taped-slides-and-jungle-gyms-continue-pop-playgrounds-across-us-274252

I wonder what the person who did this is like. It would be interesting if somehow they ended up here, seeing what kind of posters they are.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on December 09, 2014, 02:32:12 pm
I like how the news channels referred to the furry convention as "fans of comic book characters" as if they're a bunch of harmless innocent victims and not sick fetishists who get off to the thought of fucking an animal.
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Post by: Gollumkip on December 09, 2014, 03:30:55 pm
Freaking square. Is fear of triggering your latent schizophrenia part of it? Parents, job, guilt. Many possibilities. Sometimes people just never really had good reasons for doing drugs in the first place, they never developed a cohesive logical framework, and they stop for the same poorly pondered reasons. Or due to to most basing their views on their own experience, because they used drugs like idiots, did no research, had no understanding of human physiology, of the brain, unprepared, bad set or setting, excessive doses for moronic reasons, untested drugs, not knowing how to identify drugs and counterfeits, became addicted, bad experiences, leading to problems with other people etc., their perception is that nearly everyone else is the same, and unfortunately they're right, but they'll be biased against believing that you are capable of being responsible and knowledgeable, superior to them; people have been shown to consistently overrate their intelligence and knowledge/level of understanding.

What? Didn't you just freak out screaming with no recollection of what occurred? Did you have another experience where you broke through and had a profound experience? How did you get all you needed out of it?

Oh yes, you have achieved development to the pinnacle of perfection, where no further can be gained. A sage of wisdom. :rolleyes2:

You should totally try a mescaline LSD combo. Have you ever tried mescaline? It seems to be considered one of the psychedelics least likely to give you a bad trip, along with often providing a large mood boost, euphoria, and something almost like a light MDMA feeling. I've seen it mentioned that mescaline and LSD combos can be the most visual of all, and beautiful.

Lol'd. I'm not afraid of triggering my schizo. I have no guilt and neither my non-existent job nor my parents (lol) factor into this.

Bolded made me lol again coming from you.

Before I detail my experience- Why do you keep recommending drugs to me? Is it truly so hard for you to believe that somebody just simply does not want to do DMT anymore for no reason other than they have gotten all they need from it? I didn't black out. I went into a void of nothingness. I was conscious and thinking the entire time, it wasn't black or white, there were no visuals, it was just pure nothingness. Like floating out in space, I really could go on here... I don't say an eternity to emphasize that it felt like a long time. I say it because that is what it felt like, time was meaningless and confusing, it felt as I had literally existed there all my conscious life which seemed to be eons and eons and when I began to think "Is this all consciousness will ever be?" I began to get pulled out of it. I can't easily put into words the understanding this experience gave me. I can do things now and just, not be afraid. I've been empowered by it. I've gone as deep as I can, what can future use of DMT do for me? More visuals? What can possibly be "better" than this experience? I can't see much to gain from further use and it's not exactly a fun drug to me- it's a very serious one. I'm hesitant to BELIEVE this- but I FEEL as if that experience is a glimpse into what the afterlife will be like. Logically, I know this makes no sense. But I have this feeling.

Maybe I will do DMT in the future but not right now and not any time soon.
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Post by: Gollumkip on December 09, 2014, 03:31:27 pm
I like how the news channels referred to the furry convention as "fans of comic book characters" as if they're a bunch of harmless innocent victims and not sick fetishists who get off to the thought of fucking an animal.

Most of them are not like this.
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Post by: 1337 on December 09, 2014, 08:09:42 pm
I like how the news channels referred to the furry convention as "fans of comic book characters" as if they're a bunch of harmless innocent victims and not sick fetishists who get off to the thought of fucking an animal.

Most of them are not like this.
I had a furry roommate in college. It's not necessarily about fetishism, it's them thinking the animal they portray (fursona) is like their spirit animal, for lack of a better word. Their fursona is a vehicle for social interaction, when normally there is very little. Note, some furries actually think they are an animal trapped in a human's body, I would say to take it that far is a mental illness. These guys are overwhelmingly losers with very few friends, so they join a fandom where their pathetic human qualities are hidden, and they can have fun with their friends and like minded strangers and put their guard down. Furry parties are fucking ridiculously awesome, because it's one of the very few times that they are invited to a party at all. A college friend of mine used to follow my roommate to furcons to sell drugs, and he needed a backhoe for all the money he was bringing in.

There are subsets of furries that are looked down upon by even furries. These include "baby furs" who wear diapers and walk around shitting themselves and acting like infants at furcons, and the zoophile guys PoC was talking about. Furries by in large cause no trouble and are extremely nice, because they are such outcasts that have probably experienced their own abuse.

Edit: Even though furry chicks are a freak in the sack, never give them any real personal information. They are fucking psychotic; if you stick your dick in crazy, mitigate the damage.
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Post by: Max Headroom on December 09, 2014, 08:37:11 pm
Shoulda used zyklon b on those dirty motherfuckers
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Post by: starvingniglet on December 09, 2014, 09:06:43 pm
malice, if I recall, you typed somewhere a while back that you have little to no experience with opiates

I think you would like the mood lifting and energetic effects

I, personally, dislike the 'nodding out' opiate pleasure void, I just like the 'today is the best day ever!' and the feeling of personal power they give me at certain doses
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Post by: John Smith on December 10, 2014, 01:47:42 am
Are you hoping I'll become addicted or commit suicide? I feel terrible, but I don't think I want to die.

Although, it brings up an old thought experiment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience_machine

If you could be on your drug of choice with no ill effects, would you? There's the possibility of new drugs being created, or alternate techniques like transcranial stimulation, that could provide experiences far greater than anything you've felt before. Just lay back in a life maintenance pod until the next step in human development (mind uploading, singularity).

There are other things I want than pleasure/happiness, but I would love to always be enhanced.

Gollum, really, it's almost like telling younger children to do something potentially dangerous, risky, something that could lead to an amusing event unfolding. Your DMT experience sounds very limited and boring (to read, I know actually experiencing it is different and profound) compared to other stories I've read. There are just such different experiences that can be had that it would be a shame to never try again, at least for me.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on December 10, 2014, 02:46:19 am
My fetish is laying on the floor while a woman with callused feet uses a Ped-Egg above me and I try to catch the dead skin fragments in my open mouth
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Post by: RisiR on December 10, 2014, 02:56:56 am
Yea, where's the fucking convention for that, huh?
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Post by: 1337 on December 10, 2014, 03:15:35 am
My fetish is laying on the floor while a woman with callused feet uses a Ped-Egg above me and I try to catch the dead skin fragments in my open mouth
http://i.imgur.com/RspJyHy.gifv
lol, I never noticed how fucking stoned Shaggy looks in that gif. My fetish is edging, specifically the begging look girls get when they are so close to coming and you stop fucking/fingering/eating them out. Also, when girls touch my penis, that's a good one.
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Post by: Gollumkip on December 10, 2014, 06:54:11 am
Yeah malice I get what you're saying, no glass fractal temples or goddesses or any of that. Just nothingness. I feel ayahuasca would be better for this though, it's a more navigable space. DMT is too chaotic for what I want out of it.
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Post by: starvingniglet on December 10, 2014, 07:01:59 am
Are you hoping I'll become addicted or commit suicide? I feel terrible, but I don't think I want to die.

Although, it brings up an old thought experiment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience_machine

If you could be on your drug of choice with no ill effects, would you? There's the possibility of new drugs being created, or alternate techniques like transcranial stimulation, that could provide experiences far greater than anything you've felt before. Just lay back in a life maintenance pod until the next step in human development (mind uploading, singularity).

There are other things I want than pleasure/happiness, but I would love to always be enhanced.

Gollum, really, it's almost like telling younger children to do something potentially dangerous, risky, something that could lead to an amusing event unfolding. Your DMT experience sounds very limited and boring (to read, I know actually experiencing it is different and profound) compared to other stories I've read. There are just such different experiences that can be had that it would be a shame to never try again, at least for me.

No I don't want you to commit suicide or get addicted

I wish everyone could feel as good as opiates make me feel, all the time

Its just too bad the addiction part tends to destroy lives

As to your question?  hell yes
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Post by: Lanny on December 10, 2014, 07:10:22 am
Nothing, just like every other day. Oh, I didn't know it was today, I thought it was tomorrow. Hadn't checked since holidays don't really mean anything if you have absolutely no one, not even a pet, to spend them with.

“I am gone quite mad with the knowledge of accepting the overwhelming number of things I can never know, places I can never go, and people I can never be.”

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

Chronic severe depression, death by suicide. You just start seeing all these signs everywhere, stories of or writing from people who were in the process of losing their minds and barreling towards suicide, and you realize how it parallels your own life, when you've had similar experiences, thoughts. "The same thing is happening to me."

Have you read Under the Bell Jar? It's Plath's best work IMO but also def her most depressing sans a few short stories that may be harder hitting but don't have the volume/length to hit home as much as Bell Jar does. A peripheral member in this community (toraron) introduced me to Plath and to this day I think she's my favorite English language authors. I'm convinced that if you have a depressive personality Under the Bell Jar will make your life, at minimum, more comfortable. It exposed, to me at least, the sublime beauty of the hopeless soul. It exposes how when every thing is bad somehow there's an aesthetic beauty in that that transcends the traditional sense of self, and for some at least, show how suffering is actually the greatest aesthetic pleasure there is idk i dont really know what im saying but read her shiut Plath is a genius and you'd like her
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Post by: John Smith on December 10, 2014, 11:58:44 am
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Post by: John Smith on December 10, 2014, 12:36:55 pm
I just broke though on DMT. It was the most incredible experience of my life, and I have no memory of what happened. Though that after I came out of it and opened my eyes. I think it was noted how often people said that in The Spirit Molecule, or it may have been a Terrance McKenna talk I listened to. I was on pot and etizolam, which definitely would have promoted amnesiac effects, although I did take nicotine for the cognitive benefit.

Definitely going back there in a better state, not on cannabis and etizolam, and hoping I can bring back memories. Right now, there's the mood lift I've noticed a DMT session gives me afterward for a prolonged period, but it just feels so empty to not remember any of it. I also forgot to have my phone record, but I don't give a shit if I was screaming and making weird noises. Although it doesn't seem I was. Was just sitting cross legged on the bathroom floor in front of the sink w/ cabinet near the closed door and was in the same position afterward with no injuries or aches.

Setting: After a hot shower with the heater on and finishing the aftercare. Who feels bad after a hot shower on a cold day? Then there's the positive effect water has on your state of mind, your brain, which there's research for. After post-shower duties I made sure everything was perfectly safe and used my heat gun vape, with the DMT on some already vaped bud and the heat turned higher than before so it would vaporize quickly. Unplugged the vape, set the other part apart, then just sat down, opened the hose valve, and pressed on the bag to get vapor in quickly, which I didn't find uncomfortable. I'm not sure if I felt anything particularly odd after the second hit, at most it felt mild, but then the third and final hit and I was just there.

I only have a vague memory of being hit by a rapid, an immensely powerful and unrelenting, barrage of something. Images, experiences, knowledge? It was almost like being on a incredible universal or technological roller coaster and being propelled constantly against an unbelievable amount of panes, running into and taking each one in, and each being awe inspiring, profound. There may have been a large face in front of me in at one point while going backwards on the "roller coaster", possibly sinister looking, but I felt no fear and it may have just had a naturally fierce powerful face, without the negative emotions. Damn I wish I could remember what it was.

Hahaha, fuck you Gollum! I'm definitely going back there! I will train to remember and master the trip if necessary, along with looking into powerful memory forming/preserving drugs. From now on I'll have all my at home psychedelic sessions start while beginning to shower with the heater on. And the HGV is the best damn method for inhaling DMT. I'm going to take more melatonin than usual as part of my sleep stack, hope it comes back to me in dreams, or I have the fabled experience of taking DMT in a dream and having the actual experience. Hopefully bits will return, maybe in subsequent breakthroughs. Definitely gonna need to start an extract project for my use.

Yeah malice I get what you're saying, no glass fractal temples or goddesses or any of that. Just nothingness. I feel ayahuasca would be better for this though, it's a more navigable space. DMT is too chaotic for what I want out of it.

You know, you can just plug it or snort it and the duration will be about an hour, although it would be best if you turned freebase (extractions are freebase) into a salt, which can be very easily done with only white vinegar. Like a mini ayahuasca trip. You could even add a common monoamine  oxidase inhibitor, like b caapi or syrian rue, easily obtainable, and it would become more ayahuasca like, although it would last longer than rectal alone.

Have you read Under the Bell Jar? It's Plath's best work IMO but also def her most depressing sans a few short stories that may be harder hitting but don't have the volume/length to hit home as much as Bell Jar does. A peripheral member in this community (toraron) introduced me to Plath and to this day I think she's my favorite English language authors. I'm convinced that if you have a depressive personality Under the Bell Jar will make your life, at minimum, more comfortable. It exposed, to me at least, the sublime beauty of the hopeless soul. It exposes how when every thing is bad somehow there's an aesthetic beauty in that that transcends the traditional sense of self, and for some at least, show how suffering is actually the greatest aesthetic pleasure there is idk i dont really know what im saying but read her shiut Plath is a genius and you'd like her

You should try DMT. I would (not) give you some in exchange for allowing me to trip sit you in a cloak and mask at a convenient location for you. Only lasts 5 minutes and you're rapidly near baseline. I would rather experiment with drugs and technology instead, I've never been impressed with the thoughts of any human I've read, nowadays I generally have low expectations for almost everything, but she's on my reading list.

Damn that would have been fucking sweet if I had remembered. It's bizarre, like reaching the peak of mount everest and instantly forgetting the entire event. Well, something more exciting than that, more intense with the total duration far shorter, and occurring entirely in your mind in the safety of your apartment with barred windows. I'm glad to know I have the potential in me.
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Post by: John Smith on December 10, 2014, 01:13:27 pm
A nice hot tub/jacuzzi would be the perfect place to trip. I also didn't use eye shades. Will next time.
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Post by: reject on December 10, 2014, 03:24:44 pm
Did you tape your mouth shut?
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Post by: Gollumkip on December 10, 2014, 05:01:34 pm
Lol please don't take dmt in the tub. That's fucking stupid.
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Post by: RisiR on December 10, 2014, 05:05:28 pm
D.M Turner died shooting ketamine in a bathtub.
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Post by: reject on December 10, 2014, 06:30:20 pm
Just went to pick up some weed, and some polish dude stopped me on the way asking if I could get any. He was a pretty cool guy, strangely worried I thought he might be Muslim tho("I show you my papers, I no muslim"). Also told me the problem with this country was we let in too many blacks and muslims. Even tho he had some colour in him himself, not sure what cos it was dark.

I liked him.
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Post by: 1337 on December 10, 2014, 07:27:55 pm
A nice hot tub/jacuzzi would be the perfect place to trip. I also didn't use eye shades. Will next time.
I went in my old hot tub as I dropped acid one night. It was below freezing outside, but in the tub the water was hot as fuck (104 -- the max that it can go up to). It was not a pleasant experience, as soon as I started really tripping, I got sensory overload, it felt like I was poaching my brain. When I got out I started shivering of course, and that was awesome, each muscle twitch felt electric.

I definitely wouldn't advise doing it alone, besides drowning like an idiot, the hot water can cause hyperthermia, and it affects the metabolism of drugs.
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Post by: Piles of Crack on December 11, 2014, 12:37:14 am
I like putting a plastic grocery bag over my head while tripping
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Post by: Ragus on December 11, 2014, 12:39:46 am
I like putting a plastic grocery bag over my head while tripping

ever put a condom over your head?
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: John Smith on December 11, 2014, 06:39:57 am
Oh boy, Thursday's supposed to be the biggest storm since 1998. The Bay Area is generally rated as having the best weather in the country, so it's not saying much, it's nothing compared to what most of you have probably been through. Heavy rain period, rain for two days straight, and 40mph winds + some waves 30ft+ high, much worse in some nearby areas. Scattered thunderstorms start at 1AM, 3AM winds reach 40. Many school districts closed. I hope it's much worse than expected.

Damn I want an umbrella like this, it would be so great to walk around with that on trolling everyone. I could see a simple mechanism used to quickly roll up the vinyl:

(https://c1.staticflickr.com/9/8359/8379592839_90ef4c3236_b.jpg)

Afterward I may want to look for Psilocybe Allensi (similar to cyanescens). I may not even want the and just hand them to someone searching and run away or some other giveaway scenario.

Picture Rizzo, wearing a fedora, walking along a trail and spotting a mushroom along the way at the same time he notices an alluring girl in psychedelic/hippie attire, or who may look like they're hunting as well. He then picks the smiles coyly at her, looks away and picks the mushroom, then hands it to her while tipping his hat and saying "m'lady". It has to done.

Did you tape your mouth shut?

No.

Lol please don't take dmt in the tub. That's fucking stupid.

I decided to do it after the shower because I had had a failed attempt before and wanted to do wait a bit for after effects and possible tolerance to go down. When I tried it in the shower it was with the heater and water on, lying on the floor with my back against the wall.

Hot tub? You could have a simple under the armpits-across the chest restraint to keep you from falling in. I'd also have the temperature set to lower, or do it manually.

I'm not sure I could have remembered the experience even without pot and etizolam. It was such an extremely fast paced constant barrage, your brains "processing power" being used to the fullest, going into overdrive. I think I may remember thinking or feeling during the trip how incredibly fast I was thinking, my mind was functioning. I'd definitely recommend experimenting with nicotine and psychedelics. The experience needs to be slowed down and prolonged. An interesting scenario would be that I've been changed subconsciously by what I experienced, but can't willingly recall.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: litefire on December 11, 2014, 06:40:23 am
I like putting a plastic grocery bag over my head while tripping
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Just went to pick up some weed, and some polish dude stopped me on the way asking if I could get any. He was a pretty cool guy, strangely worried I thought he might be Muslim tho("I show you my papers, I no muslim"). Also told me the problem with this country was we let in too many blacks and muslims. Even tho he had some colour in him himself, not sure what cos it was dark.

I liked him.
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Lol please don't take dmt in the tub. That's fucking stupid.
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I like putting a plastic grocery bag over my head while tripping

ever put a condom over your head?
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A nice hot tub/jacuzzi would be the perfect place to trip. I also didn't use eye shades. Will next time.
I went in my old hot tub as I dropped acid one night. It was below freezing outside, but in the tub the water was hot as fuck (104 -- the max that it can go up to). It was not a pleasant experience, as soon as I started really tripping, I got sensory overload, it felt like I was poaching my brain. When I got out I started shivering of course, and that was awesome, each muscle twitch felt electric.

I definitely wouldn't advise doing it alone, besides drowning like an idiot, the hot water can cause hyperthermia, and it affects the metabolism of drugs.
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D.M Turner died shooting ketamine in a bathtub.
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Did you tape your mouth shut?
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I just broke though on DMT. It was the most incredible experience of my life, and I have no memory of what happened. Though that after I came out of it and opened my eyes. I think it was noted how often people said that in The Spirit Molecule, or it may have been a Terrance McKenna talk I listened to. I was on pot and etizolam, which definitely would have promoted amnesiac effects, although I did take nicotine for the cognitive benefit.

Definitely going back there in a better state, not on cannabis and etizolam, and hoping I can bring back memories. Right now, there's the mood lift I've noticed a DMT session gives me afterward for a prolonged period, but it just feels so empty to not remember any of it. I also forgot to have my phone record, but I don't give a shit if I was screaming and making weird noises. Although it doesn't seem I was. Was just sitting cross legged on the bathroom floor in front of the sink w/ cabinet near the closed door and was in the same position afterward with no injuries or aches.

Setting: After a hot shower with the heater on and finishing the aftercare. Who feels bad after a hot shower on a cold day? Then there's the positive effect water has on your state of mind, your brain, which there's research for. After post-shower duties I made sure everything was perfectly safe and used my heat gun vape, with the DMT on some already vaped bud and the heat turned higher than before so it would vaporize quickly. Unplugged the vape, set the other part apart, then just sat down, opened the hose valve, and pressed on the bag to get vapor in quickly, which I didn't find uncomfortable. I'm not sure if I felt anything particularly odd after the second hit, at most it felt mild, but then the third and final hit and I was just there.

I only have a vague memory of being hit by a rapid, an immensely powerful and unrelenting, barrage of something. Images, experiences, knowledge? It was almost like being on a incredible universal or technological roller coaster and being propelled constantly against an unbelievable amount of panes, running into and taking each one in, and each being awe inspiring, profound. There may have been a large face in front of me in at one point while going backwards on the "roller coaster", possibly sinister looking, but I felt no fear and it may have just had a naturally fierce powerful face, without the negative emotions. Damn I wish I could remember what it was.

Hahaha, fuck you Gollum! I'm definitely going back there! I will train to remember and master the trip if necessary, along with looking into powerful memory forming/preserving drugs. From now on I'll have all my at home psychedelic sessions start while beginning to shower with the heater on. And the HGV is the best damn method for inhaling DMT. I'm going to take more melatonin than usual as part of my sleep stack, hope it comes back to me in dreams, or I have the fabled experience of taking DMT in a dream and having the actual experience. Hopefully bits will return, maybe in subsequent breakthroughs. Definitely gonna need to start an extract project for my use.

Yeah malice I get what you're saying, no glass fractal temples or goddesses or any of that. Just nothingness. I feel ayahuasca would be better for this though, it's a more navigable space. DMT is too chaotic for what I want out of it.

You know, you can just plug it or snort it and the duration will be about an hour, although it would be best if you turned freebase (extractions are freebase) into a salt, which can be very easily done with only white vinegar. Like a mini ayahuasca trip. You could even add a common monoamine  oxidase inhibitor, like b caapi or syrian rue, easily obtainable, and it would become more ayahuasca like, although it would last longer than rectal alone.

Have you read Under the Bell Jar? It's Plath's best work IMO but also def her most depressing sans a few short stories that may be harder hitting but don't have the volume/length to hit home as much as Bell Jar does. A peripheral member in this community (toraron) introduced me to Plath and to this day I think she's my favorite English language authors. I'm convinced that if you have a depressive personality Under the Bell Jar will make your life, at minimum, more comfortable. It exposed, to me at least, the sublime beauty of the hopeless soul. It exposes how when every thing is bad somehow there's an aesthetic beauty in that that transcends the traditional sense of self, and for some at least, show how suffering is actually the greatest aesthetic pleasure there is idk i dont really know what im saying but read her shiut Plath is a genius and you'd like her

You should try DMT. I would (not) give you some in exchange for allowing me to trip sit you in a cloak and mask at a convenient location for you. Only lasts 5 minutes and you're rapidly near baseline. I would rather experiment with drugs and technology instead, I've never been impressed with the thoughts of any human I've read, nowadays I generally have low expectations for almost everything, but she's on my reading list.

Damn that would have been fucking sweet if I had remembered. It's bizarre, like reaching the peak of mount everest and instantly forgetting the entire event. Well, something more exciting than that, more intense with the total duration far shorter, and occurring entirely in your mind in the safety of your apartment with barred windows. I'm glad to know I have the potential in me.
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Are you hoping I'll become addicted or commit suicide? I feel terrible, but I don't think I want to die.

Although, it brings up an old thought experiment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience_machine

If you could be on your drug of choice with no ill effects, would you? There's the possibility of new drugs being created, or alternate techniques like transcranial stimulation, that could provide experiences far greater than anything you've felt before. Just lay back in a life maintenance pod until the next step in human development (mind uploading, singularity).

There are other things I want than pleasure/happiness, but I would love to always be enhanced.

Gollum, really, it's almost like telling younger children to do something potentially dangerous, risky, something that could lead to an amusing event unfolding. Your DMT experience sounds very limited and boring (to read, I know actually experiencing it is different and profound) compared to other stories I've read. There are just such different experiences that can be had that it would be a shame to never try again, at least for me.

No I don't want you to commit suicide or get addicted

I wish everyone could feel as good as opiates make me feel, all the time

Its just too bad the addiction part tends to destroy lives

As to your question?  hell yes

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A nice hot tub/jacuzzi would be the perfect place to trip. I also didn't use eye shades. Will next time.

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Nothing, just like every other day. Oh, I didn't know it was today, I thought it was tomorrow. Hadn't checked since holidays don't really mean anything if you have absolutely no one, not even a pet, to spend them with.

“I am gone quite mad with the knowledge of accepting the overwhelming number of things I can never know, places I can never go, and people I can never be.”

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

Chronic severe depression, death by suicide. You just start seeing all these signs everywhere, stories of or writing from people who were in the process of losing their minds and barreling towards suicide, and you realize how it parallels your own life, when you've had similar experiences, thoughts. "The same thing is happening to me."

Have you read Under the Bell Jar? It's Plath's best work IMO but also def her most depressing sans a few short stories that may be harder hitting but don't have the volume/length to hit home as much as Bell Jar does. A peripheral member in this community (toraron) introduced me to Plath and to this day I think she's my favorite English language authors. I'm convinced that if you have a depressive personality Under the Bell Jar will make your life, at minimum, more comfortable. It exposed, to me at least, the sublime beauty of the hopeless soul. It exposes how when every thing is bad somehow there's an aesthetic beauty in that that transcends the traditional sense of self, and for some at least, show how suffering is actually the greatest aesthetic pleasure there is idk i dont really know what im saying but read her shiut Plath is a genius and you'd like her

galm

Are you hoping I'll become addicted or commit suicide? I feel terrible, but I don't think I want to die.

Although, it brings up an old thought experiment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Experience_machine

If you could be on your drug of choice with no ill effects, would you? There's the possibility of new drugs being created, or alternate techniques like transcranial stimulation, that could provide experiences far greater than anything you've felt before. Just lay back in a life maintenance pod until the next step in human development (mind uploading, singularity).

There are other things I want than pleasure/happiness, but I would love to always be enhanced.

Gollum, really, it's almost like telling younger children to do something potentially dangerous, risky, something that could lead to an amusing event unfolding. Your DMT experience sounds very limited and boring (to read, I know actually experiencing it is different and profound) compared to other stories I've read. There are just such different experiences that can be had that it would be a shame to never try again, at least for me.

No I don't want you to commit suicide or get addicted

I wish everyone could feel as good as opiates make me feel, all the time

Its just too bad the addiction part tends to destroy lives

As to your question?  hell yes

galm
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on December 11, 2014, 07:59:04 am
I like how the news channels referred to the furry convention as "fans of comic book characters" as if they're a bunch of harmless innocent victims and not sick fetishists who get off to the thought of fucking an animal.

Most of them are not like this.
There are subsets of furries that are looked down upon by even furries. These include "baby furs" who wear diapers and walk around shitting themselves and acting like infants at furcons, and the zoophile guys PoC was talking about. Furries by in large cause no trouble and are extremely nice, because they are such outcasts that have probably experienced their own abuse.

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Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: 1337 on December 11, 2014, 08:19:35 am

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Oh hey bb, glad to see you post again.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: Lanny on December 11, 2014, 09:48:30 pm
Oh boy, Thursday's supposed to be the biggest storm since 1998. The Bay Area is generally rated as having the best weather in the country, so it's not saying much, it's nothing compared to what most of you have probably been through. Heavy rain period, rain for two days straight, and 40mph winds + some waves 30ft+ high, much worse in some nearby areas. Scattered thunderstorms start at 1AM, 3AM winds reach 40. Many school districts closed. I hope it's much worse than expected.

Lol, this is one weak ass storm. Fucking californians, don't know what weather is. School got canceled, people were freaking the fuck out, little bit of thunder and the girl downstairs screams.

The rain is nice though.
Title: Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
Post by: mashleshmash on December 11, 2014, 09:54:11 pm
two pieces of cheese cake mmm



no pciture cause im lazy