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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1710 on: November 06, 2014, 04:36:14 am »
wtf am i writing?

arnox.. ur retarded.

choppin up cheese for your tacos
and don't forget the avocado
those onions make me cry though
And that's the real story isn't it
A thug nigga marcos making tacos
a heaven sent
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1711 on: November 06, 2014, 04:38:57 am »
is zok back in africa yet

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1712 on: November 06, 2014, 04:39:33 am »
Good night niggers.

Good night Mash's hair.
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1713 on: November 06, 2014, 04:57:28 am »
I forgot to mention I started TRT finally. I'm on one 4mg androderm patch every night. Makes me horny like a teenager again, makes sense since I'm basically going through another puberty.

Can you grow a beard now?

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1714 on: November 06, 2014, 05:06:48 am »
I forgot to mention I started TRT finally. I'm on one 4mg androderm patch every night. Makes me horny like a teenager again, makes sense since I'm basically going through another puberty.

Can you grow a beard now?
lol, time will tell. Asshole.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1715 on: November 06, 2014, 06:09:01 am »
lol, time will tell. Asshole.

Not even hating, I'm trying to grow a beard since it's november and it's not working out at all. Shit's itchy and I look like I live in my parents' basement and live on mountain dew. It's at the point now though where I feel like I've committed to it and need to see it out.

I'm thinking of naming my next band "ill-conceived facial hair"

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1716 on: November 06, 2014, 06:33:08 am »
lol, time will tell. Asshole.

Not even hating, I'm trying to grow a beard since it's november and it's not working out at all. Shit's itchy and I look like I live in my parents' basement and live on mountain dew. It's at the point now though where I feel like I've committed to it and need to see it out.

I'm thinking of naming my next band "ill-conceived facial hair"
lol, I did it last year. One of the nurses at the hospital told me I need to shave and I said "but it's no-shave November." She said "well it's not no-nair November. I was self conscious enough without her help. I shaved on Thanksgiving morning last year, I couldn't bring myself to show up at my in-laws' house with horrible, patchy facial hair. It annoyed me to no end, I don't like something being between my face and the pillow, and my moustache started collecting food and was going into my mouth.

I look okay with a mustache and goatee or Van Dyke but my cheeks only grow hair in a narrow Lemmy pattern.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1717 on: November 06, 2014, 06:57:35 am »
Fun fact, the retarded thread on LLZ only has 3 posts in it.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1718 on: November 06, 2014, 07:02:42 am »
God like hardly anyone from the original TRT posts anymore...this is sad


also lol yeah I just saw that
unwyred: have you sucked dick for heroin?

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1719 on: November 06, 2014, 07:04:14 am »
The problem with evolutionary algorithms is trying to parameterize a decision making model in the first place. It will never be computationally feasible to start enumerating syntactically valid programs we fundamentally need to start with a framework for intelligence that's described by a finite, preferably small, number of parameters that we can apply mutation and evaluation to. Finding a framework and parameters turns out to comparable in difficulty to trying to model intelligence analytically.

Well, fuck. I'm not a programmer, hopefully there's a possible solution for this, if your argument holds up. It feels like the kind of thing that someone's going to find a clever work around or answer to.

Put down the thesaurus, faggot.

None of those words should require a thesaurus. How else would you state what he wrote? They're pretty fundamental terms. Not everyone has the intelligence to communicate and express themselves effectively, and that leads to some of those troglodytes lashing out at those who can.

You sound so fucking stupid, Malice.  God damnit

You're biased. It hits so many parts of your life.

This feels like Duke's song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CuC-r0wwpg

This actually made me feel a bit teary:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xp6JfX7HxZ4

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1720 on: November 06, 2014, 07:48:11 am »
I forgot to mention I started TRT finally. I'm on one 4mg androderm patch every night. Makes me horny like a teenager again, makes sense since I'm basically going through another puberty.

Did...did I actually convert someone?

Why are you doing it, genuinely deficient? In general patches and gels fucking suck. If you aren't paying for them and it's enough to get you in the optimal range, then it doesn't really matter.

Not even hating, I'm trying to grow a beard since it's november and it's not working out at all.

Did you ever see my posts on minoxidil on Zoklet, the active ingredient in Rogaine? I'm not kidding, it actually works, and a 6 month supply of Kirkland brand is only around $26 on eBay.

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Minoxidil. It's the active ingredient in Rogaine.

I'm 100% serious: http://jefffsbeardboard.yuku.com/topic/862/Rogaine-Experiment

I'm about 3 weeks into it. It definitely seems to be working.

http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_trksid=p3902.m570.l1313&_nkw=Kirkland%20Minoxidil&_sacat=0&_from=R40&_udlo=25&_udhi

It could be a decade until it naturally fills in, or it may never happen on its own. Not everyone has the genes for it. Just look at the prevalence of facial hair among different populations and be glad you weren't born a Native American.

You're in the prime of your life and the sooner you begin, the more time you'll have to enjoy it.

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I look like I live in my parents' basement and live on mountain dew.

Please, post a pic.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1721 on: November 06, 2014, 08:06:46 am »
wtf am i writing?

arnox.. ur retarded.

choppin up cheese for your tacos
and don't forget the avocado
those onions make me cry though
And that's the real story isn't it
A thug nigga marcos making tacos
a heaven sent

first off,
imagining that verse in your voice is cringeworthy
im comin off the head with that shit that singe dirty
you comin with that shit that's reminiscent of the herpes
it's common and you just don't have the credentials..

wait i'm fuckin city confidential
-ing this fucking verse with no pad and no pencil
just a laptop liek mashs in his room that
smells like old jizz and willbememorializedsoon

all of mash's gear still
hangin on the wall
his resin still sittin there
rolled into a ball

that nigga's fuckin dead
DXM overdose
typical the doctor said,
the case was open-close

it's been two months since they put him in the ground
his brother came to me
wonderin how
he can get over the pain and the sorrow that he feel
i said sit next to me, no gay shit, just chill

i was talkin to your brother but i said it just to warn those kids
who bored at home w/ bottles fulla that cough medicine
you could win the lotto
you could go home
you could have bravado
you could get dome

but none of those things seem good on DXM,
start to consider that bottle ya only friend,
then you hear politicans arguin in your fridge..

you wake up cold in a modest gown

you been sleepin on the fuckin hardest ground

you hungry so, on the door you start to pound

a big black nigga pins you down...

then you know you won the lotto bro..

i just think you oughta know..

that mash is in a better place.

but still there's sorrow on my face.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1722 on: November 06, 2014, 08:29:18 am »
Oh god make ur own freestyle thread.  That shit is painful to read.  You're both terrible at rap, don't know shit about literary devices, and the worst part you're not even funny.  I bet you can't sing for shit either.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1723 on: November 06, 2014, 03:42:43 pm »
Oh god make ur own freestyle thread.  That shit is painful to read.  You're both terrible at rap, don't know shit about literary devices, and the worst part you're not even funny.  I bet you can't sing for shit either.

OK, UMBRELLA CORP I'll sure take your advice seeing as I know who you are.

Anime ass nigga


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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1724 on: November 06, 2014, 03:46:03 pm »