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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1905 on: November 13, 2014, 05:03:36 pm »
What miracle would have changed your outlook so drastically if I may ask?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1906 on: November 13, 2014, 05:05:23 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 05:03:36 pm
What miracle would have changed your outlook so drastically if I may ask?

drugs
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1907 on: November 13, 2014, 05:09:06 pm »
Quote from: starvingniglet on November 13, 2014, 05:05:23 pm
Quote from: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 05:03:36 pm
What miracle would have changed your outlook so drastically if I may ask?

drugs
The miracle on ice. Haha.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1908 on: November 13, 2014, 05:50:19 pm »
Been clean for a little while and my mom offered to set me up in an apartment near the local college so I could finish my associates degree and support myself. Then about 20 min later she got fired from her job she's had for 15 years.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1909 on: November 13, 2014, 05:51:51 pm »
That really fucking sucks.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1910 on: November 13, 2014, 05:55:37 pm »
without the bad times to compare it to, the good times ain't worth a damn
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1911 on: November 13, 2014, 06:32:42 pm »
goddamnit I think I am getting back on that train again

http://youtu.be/zOZtk5P7RCU
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1912 on: November 13, 2014, 07:37:17 pm »
I have to ration my seed. Sucks when you're trying to get someone pregnant you can't jerk off 3 times a day.

Tangentially related:
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1913 on: November 13, 2014, 07:39:16 pm »
1337 for president of the milky way
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1914 on: November 13, 2014, 07:45:59 pm »
Quote from: Saint Hubertus on November 13, 2014, 07:39:16 pm
1337 for president of the milky way
Bob Dole 1337 wants what's best for this galaxy. As my first act of office, I will shoot all Asians
Arabs, faggots, Blacks and Jews into the sun.

Also: http://anonormale.in/uterine_box.php
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1915 on: November 13, 2014, 08:37:14 pm »
Nobody thanked my meth joke. Y'all suck fat horse cocks.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1916 on: November 13, 2014, 08:41:48 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 08:37:14 pm
Nobody thanked my meth joke. Y'all suck fat horse cocks.

I got the joke, but I always took brainsurgeon to be more of an opiate guy

therefore, your joke failed, and deserved no thanks
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1917 on: November 13, 2014, 08:45:16 pm »
Your vague response, "drugs" opened up the context. I admit, it's not perfect but still... whoa.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1918 on: November 13, 2014, 08:49:07 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on November 13, 2014, 08:45:16 pm
Your vague response, "drugs" opened up the context. I admit, it's not perfect but still... whoa.

sink or swim here at sanctuary
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1919 on: November 13, 2014, 08:56:58 pm »
SWIM always pissed me off. Like it ever worked for anyone.
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