The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition

[Brain surgeon]

Happy thanksgiving malice.

What are your plans for today?

[mashleshmash]

Happy Turkey Day everyone, except Fuckbiscuit, L33T and retard

[John Smith]

Happy thanksgiving malice.

What are your plans for today?

Nothing, just like every other day. Oh, I didn't know it was today, I thought it was tomorrow. Hadn't checked since holidays don't really mean anything if you have absolutely no one, not even a pet, to spend them with.

“I am gone quite mad with the knowledge of accepting the overwhelming number of things I can never know, places I can never go, and people I can never be.”

― Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath

Chronic severe depression, death by suicide. You just start seeing all these signs everywhere, stories of or writing from people who were in the process of losing their minds and barreling towards suicide, and you realize how it parallels your own life, when you've had similar experiences, thoughts. "The same thing is happening to me."

[Brain surgeon]

Mash le taters, y u hate on fubi?

[mashleshmash]

Because he's not A PART of this TRADITION.



stupid fucking brit   

[Gollumkip]

Today is the day turkey gained its independence from the native americans after a long and bloody civil war between man and bird. Rejoice in the fact the pilgrims came with their genetic modifications and altered the.history of the turkey (aka terror bird) forever. We feast on their.corpses in honor of this monumental turn in history.

[1337]

Happy Turkey Day everyone, except Fuckbiscuit, L33T and retard

Who is this L33T faggot? Some poser trying to ride my coat tails of infamy, no doubt.

[Saint Hubertus]

Today is one of those special days were you can go to friends houses and get drunk for free. So drink phaggots!

[mashleshmash]

Today is the day turkey gained its independence from the native americans after a long and bloody civil war between man and bird. Rejoice in the fact the pilgrims came with their genetic modifications and altered the.history of the turkey (aka terror bird) forever. We feast on their.corpses in honor of this monumental turn in history.

Truly Retarded.   

[fuckbiscuit]

Happy Turkey Day everyone, except Fuckbiscuit, L33T and retard

Who is this L33T faggot? Some poser trying to ride my coat tails of infamy, no doubt.

Yeah i've never had a name with a punctuated F, either, who are these imposters?

[mashleshmash]

Fuck off YA WANKA

[fuckbiscuit]

Fuck off YA WANKA

Suck my fat length, you long haired woman.

[mashleshmash]

Say that to my face and see what happens, BRO

[1337]

Fuck off YA WANKA

Suck my fat length, you long haired woman.

u wot m8?

[1337]

I found my left over tianeptine capsules and slammed 50mg. Holy shit, I can't believe how good it is. I an nodding my balls off and no worries about drug tests.

Spoiler

1. First of all, the mixture with water being described as syrupy is an understatement. I used a whole mL of water, and cooked the shit out of it to get it to dissolve. I had to add even more water after cooking it to get it though a cotton. It should be slightly easier to filter if it was dry, pure powder but mine hot wet from humidity and gelled up to the consistency of a starburst candy, it reminded me of trying to shoot 30mg anti-abuse morphine tablets. They will dissolve and go through a cotton, but they will fight you every step. I read that people have to store their tianeptine with a silica gel packet tightly sealed because it is so hygroscopic, and I definitely agree.

2. There is a rush, but it's not particularly opoid-like. First I felt it in my wrist, distal from the injection site, then I felt it all the way up to my lungs. I was afraid I was going to collapse them because I had never felt something reacting so strongly (I have had a collapsed long a long time ago). I cough a few times when I IV fat opiate shots, and this made me cough a few times, too. I read online that tianeptine is hard on your veins, and it certainly felt like it was. I would advise against shooting it often, but I'm a junkie fuck, so my veins are fucked. Rotate, rotate rotate and hope you don't miss.

3. After the odd rush, there was a wave of opiod-like euphoria. I am nodding right now, no joke (t+45 minutes and it hasn't shown signs of wearing off). I haven't done any opiates for about two months, though, so YMMV. In one link I read about recreational tianeptine, a heroin addict said as long as he can get tianeptine powder legally online, he will stop using dope, and I can totally feel where he's coming from. I would say that the high is very similar to IV oxycodone, but it's itchy like morphine. It's certainly a good high. Now I'm gonna buy about 5 grams of powder, I'm glad I was lucky enough to find the capsules and try it.

Edit: Forgot to add, the nausea is pretty bad. I'm certain that 100mg would have made me throw up. I also had a big thanksgiving dinner and I was stuffed, so that probably contributes to it.