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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #360 on: September 15, 2014, 10:08:31 am »
at least i'm here right :)?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #361 on: September 15, 2014, 10:12:47 am »
can you quack
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #362 on: September 15, 2014, 10:15:59 am »
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #363 on: September 15, 2014, 10:20:55 am »
why snake oil bro

sit down and tell me about your snake oil addiction

can you snort it to gain reptilian characteristics.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #364 on: September 15, 2014, 10:23:35 am »
are snakes reptiles?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #365 on: September 15, 2014, 10:24:40 am »
Yeah bro, what else would they be

what are you doing up at 5:23 am young man

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #366 on: September 15, 2014, 10:25:51 am »
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #367 on: September 15, 2014, 10:26:31 am »
you didn't answer my question

what are you doing up at this hour?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #368 on: September 15, 2014, 10:28:42 am »
Quote from: mashleshmash on September 15, 2014, 10:26:31 am
you didn't answer my question

what are you doing up at this hour?

getting ready for work
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #369 on: September 15, 2014, 10:29:40 am »
Quote from: splooge gook on September 15, 2014, 10:28:42 am
Quote from: mashleshmash on September 15, 2014, 10:26:31 am
you didn't answer my question

what are you doing up at this hour?

getting ready for work

You don't work.  A real man would stay in his basement all day, taking dxm and smoking syn cans.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #370 on: September 15, 2014, 10:31:05 am »
you're right. that was just the inspiration i needed to quit my job
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #371 on: September 15, 2014, 10:37:21 am »
I'm glad you have reconsidered.  What kind of job do you have?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #372 on: September 15, 2014, 12:09:56 pm »
Some old ass hole is filing a claim against me cause i pulled out of a junction and he hit the back side of my car. I was actually liable but this fucker has no witnesses, plus there was no damage to his car. Should i file a claim against him, say it was he who pulled out, accompanied by pictures of damage and a false witness, i.e. a friend? Or just fight my case with my false witness.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #373 on: September 15, 2014, 04:10:57 pm »
Feeling like shit.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #374 on: September 15, 2014, 04:46:59 pm »
Ill just leave this here.
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