The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition

[1337]

Hah the doctors in the ER are fucking pissed that the FDA is making lortab/norcos/vicodin schedule 2.. Its a PITA to write a script for a single vicodin tablet. It also makes filling the pyxis machines more complicated. Fuck 'em is what I say, poor guys, they have to sign a piece of paper now instead of verbal/standing orders.

[RisiR]

I just had a great thread idea for an "Old Men Fight Club" where we let CrazyMike, TDR, DaGuru and Spectral fight each other but instead of suuuuuuuuper boring walls of text, they must use punchlines. Only one liners or just in general short punching posts.

That way the old fucks have a reason not to be put down and the forum gets entertained. Awesome.

[millionsofdeadcats]

I just had a great thread idea for an "Old Men Fight Club" where we let CrazyMike, TDR, DaGuru and Spectral fight each other but instead of suuuuuuuuper boring walls of text, they must use punchlines. Only one liners or just in general short punching posts.

That way the old fucks have a reason not to be put down and the forum gets entertained. Awesome.

Daguru loses by default, as he is incapable of one liners.....TDR wins 'corniest motherfucker alive' award, Spectral bitches about the referees the whole time, and crazy mike takes the win by a mile, because I am the punchline king.  Faggots.

[Jedi Moped]

I just had a great thread idea for an "Old Men Fight Club" where we let CrazyMike, TDR, DaGuru and Spectral fight each other but instead of suuuuuuuuper boring walls of text, they must use punchlines. Only one liners or just in general short punching posts.

That way the old fucks have a reason not to be put down and the forum gets entertained. Awesome.

[RisiR]

I'm not Snoopy. Try again.

[millionsofdeadcats]

I'm not Snoopy. Try again.

hah

[Jedi Moped]

I'm not Snoopy. Try again.

 

Whatever you say my diminutive cowardly refugee.

[RisiR]

Now you're just mad.

[Jedi Moped]

Now you're just mad.

[RisiR]

Now you're just mad.

I'm not mad, buddy. I'm sad, just sad. 

[Jedi Moped]

Now you're just mad.

I'm not mad, buddy. I'm sad, just sad. 

[1337]

Hey hab, you got Jon Jones or Daniel Cormier this weekend. I hope Cormier wins so bad, but Jones has such a reach and height advantage that I'm pretty certain he will win it, the fucking shitbag.

[RisiR]

Hey hab, you got Jon Jones or Daniel Cormier this weekend. I hope Cormier wins so bad, but Jones has such a reach and height advantage that I'm pretty certain he will win it, the fucking shitbag.

That fight is this weekend?! Nice!

I'm cheering for DC, too. Hope it's gonna be a war.

[Piles of Crack]

Couldn't connect to the internet on my laptop and spent an hour unplugging everything and resetting my modem and trying to troubleshoot it and shit before realizing the wireless button on my keyboard was turned off

[888]

I fucked my brother in laws girlfriend ... He's married to my sister but they aren't together atm , So we've been hanging out alot more. He hooked up with this big nosed girl not too long ago through his cousin. She has a big nose and 2 kids and her own house. But I fucked her and did i mention she has a big nose ?