The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition

[John Smith]

I think this could explain a large part of the problems many people here have. 1.5x speed.

Very interesting information from an evolutionary perspective, particularly the changes in behavior and biological changes that social isolation causes. I display every single one. But rather than try to form a single relationship, I'm going to hope Oculus Rift and drugs work well enough. I'm not sure if I could even if I wanted to, it's been 10 years of complete alienation, I'm too far gone, too much irreparable damage has been done.

[splooge gook]

just be like "sup"

[RisiR]

I'm so unbelievably lonely. I can't even make a joke about it.

*With sighs too deep for words*

[millionsofdeadcats]

I'm so unbelievably lonely. I can't even make a joke about it.

*With sighs too deep for words*

I prefer being alone, myself.  I don't even know what it is like to be lonely, but that is easy to say when I have my teenage kids and their friends loitering around here constantly.

[RisiR]

I'm glad for you. I could need some of them teenage vibes around me.

Around my dick in particular.

[splooge gook]

I'm so unbelievably lonely. I can't even make a joke about it.

*With sighs too deep for words*

whenever i feel sad, I mutter the mantra of 14:88 under my breath until i get a better perspective

[millionsofdeadcats]

I'm glad for you. I could need some of them teenage vibes around me.

Around my dick in particular.

I have a son in college living at home, I mostly meant his *male* friends.  But whatever floats your boat.

[splooge gook]

Do I ever feel like the bastard son you've never wanted?

[millionsofdeadcats]

Do I ever feel like the bastard son you've never wanted?

No, but you remind me of my younger brother, he is a lot like you.  Last time I saw him he threatened to burn my house down because I wouldn't give him a ride at 130 in the morning, so I kicked his fucking ass and then he moved to florida to live with my parents.  He is in his mid 20's now, and lives in the woods.  Your future is bleak.

[CountBlah]

ate mexican last ngiht and loaded up on margaritas couldnt get to sleep for shit with all that booze on my stomach


also bitch ass niggers wont refill my xanax till monday. No 5 day early shit with these faggots

[Midnight Sun]

How did I ever live without In N Out burgers

[Brain surgeon]

Those are good burgers dude.

[Midnight Sun]

Donny.

[splooge gook]

i eat my own burgers

[888]

Half B of some white on the way \m/