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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #465 on: September 17, 2014, 10:57:02 pm »
Piss

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #466 on: September 17, 2014, 11:00:37 pm »
Do more drugs.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #467 on: September 17, 2014, 11:17:39 pm »
I'll go for a little 2pm walk now. I wish I could take more drugs.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #468 on: September 17, 2014, 11:35:04 pm »
I hear potassium chloride IV gives a wicked rush

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #469 on: September 17, 2014, 11:39:08 pm »
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #470 on: September 18, 2014, 01:18:28 am »
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #471 on: September 18, 2014, 01:31:20 am »
It would probably feel pretty interesting to put your cock in that.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #472 on: September 18, 2014, 01:41:00 am »
It would probably feel pretty interesting to put your cock in that.
Great minds think alike. I, too, would fuck the blue flubber man.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #473 on: September 18, 2014, 02:23:32 am »
I got some vanilla eliquid today that in no way resembles vanilla and has an aftertaste like a hit of meth. It sucks balls and I feel ripped off but its also kinda my favorite flavor.

Haven't done it since the beginning of august and before that it was late may. Oh my my my.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #474 on: September 18, 2014, 02:25:10 am »
You've probably put some meth in it.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #475 on: September 18, 2014, 02:27:55 am »
tfw no gf
Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #476 on: September 18, 2014, 02:47:40 am »
...........need....to be ...able ...to.....thank posts.......*gasp*
Everything RIPtotse posts is completely false and should not be attempted by anyone or anything or on anyone or anything.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #477 on: September 18, 2014, 02:54:44 am »
...........need....to be ...able ...to.....thank posts.......*gasp*
You don't have to wait much longer. Just relax. I got this.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #478 on: September 18, 2014, 04:15:04 am »
save africa

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #479 on: September 18, 2014, 04:22:17 am »
LOLOLOLOLO.... bling. You are hilarious.

Shouldn't you be in school right now?
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