Unrelated, imagine the porn software that could be produced!
http://www.roadtovr.com/sightline-dev-creates-incredible-holographic-user-interface-powered-oculus-rift-leap-motion/http://www.reddit.com/r/Futurology/comments/2i09p8/stateoftheart_cgi_say_hello_to_hyperrealistic_ed/Along with a hands free masturbation device, which have been created.
Sitting in a chair while a hyper-realistic perfect ass rides you, along with automated masturbation. This is the future, soon the difference between IRL and virtual sex will be diminished, particularly once cost of acquisition is taken into account.
you'll catch something doing that.
also, gollumkip == real gollum?
The love bug? It's the real gollum.
Are you still upset about that time I showed you up? I want to know, what where you planning on saying when I got there and saw that you weren't a girl?
I made a mean post and I internet apologize for it although it did come from a good place
Malice, I suggest doing anything you can to feel "alive" likely you equate these feelings with physical activity but probably thinking of yourself in the macro human sense coupled with the physical exertion from being "alive" will do good things for you and help you have sex.
I will literally send you $200 worth of bitcoin right now if you promise you'll spent it on a prostitute
Aw, it's alright. I absolutely hate hearing people tell others to man up or get over it. Usually it's because they've been fortunate enough to never have experienced those problems themselves, or they've experienced grief and don't understand that it's different than clinical depression.
Your brain can be unhealthy, malformed, just like any other part of your body. Genetic variation effects everything, including the brain. There's so much evidence for a biological, genetic basis of disorders. For example, with anxiety, is it really so hard to imagine that someone could have a defect in their GABAergic system? Or that someone with ADD could have a defect of the dopaminergic system? You can't just "man up", "get over" that and have all your problems solved, although that's not to say you're necessarily completely helpless and shouldn't try to improve with CBT. Unfortunately the majority of people know nothing about this and insist on forming an opinion on everything, as if the world can't live without it. It's as if saying "I don't know" or "I don't have an opinion, I don't feel I've read or know enough to feel confident forming one" are the most terrifying things in the world, and instead every jackass has to pretend to be knowledgeable about everything so others will have a positive impression of them, and unfortunately it works because people are fucking idiots!
It makes me sick when I see people make assumptions about others and reveal that they're incapable of the most basic critical thought. Someone's walking strangely and they laugh, as if they're doing it on purpose for fun or to look cool, or they're just too stupid to walk right. How are some people so goddamn stupid to not consider that they could have a disability? It's even worse with psychiatric disorders. Unfortunately this behavior may have a disgusting evolutionary basis, and even children display it. The theory is, and many other animals engage in this much more overtly, that ostracizing, driving out, the weak and deformed improved the fitness of the herd/group by driving out others that would otherwise weigh them down. Absolutely disgusting. In the wild it's been found that for twins it's unusually common for only one to survive, and the reason is because mother's neglect and abandon the weaker one to focus their efforts on the one that is most likely to survive and reproduce. Newborns will kill and eat one of their littermates if they're born malformed, disabled. I've seen a lead stallion walk up to a newborn foal showing difficulty walking well past the time they're normally able to, grab it by its neck and slam it against the ground until dead. Selfish genes. I remember when I was very young my mother telling me that she felt a lot of embarrassment/shame whenever she went out with me, and I never even did anything! Apparently my basic demeanor was enough to warrant that. What a great thing to say to a child, it did wonders for my self-confidence and image.
You're actually the third person to offer to buy me a hooker. Sometime within the last few days, for the first time, I thought "You know, maybe hiring a prostitute wouldn't be so bad."
It would have made for a good thread on Zoklet, but it's not going to change anything and would just leave me feeling empty inside. With the right one, maybe it would be a nice experience, nothing profound, but among prostitutes the chance is probably pretty low. I'm sure the profession tends to change you for the worse. It's not about sex, without any emotional connection sex is really a very simple act. Blowjobs seem pretty cool, but it probably wouldn't be worth it with a condom and I'm sure as hell not risking anything, particularly around here. Most people here probably won't believe me, and it's perfectly reasonable, but it's not about sex. Anyone could get laid! Just look at how pathetic a large percentage of the population is, and yet they still manage to have multiple relationships and eventually get married. It's a delusion to think you couldn't find
someone.
It may sound silly, and I'm not romanticizing it or putting anything on a...*ahem* pedestal, but if I ever lose my virginity I want the first time to be special and with someone I have an emotional connection to, really feel something for. Casual relationships just aren't for me, and if those are what some people favor, I can see why they wouldn't understand this. First times are special, there's novelty, the first time you've experienced something. I don't want to waste it on something that doesn't mean anything and isn't even particularly enjoyable, I'm not an animal, in my normal state I have almost no sex drive and don't look at women with lust in my eyes, because there are pretty faces and bodies everywhere and there's not much to them, they're never something I remember.
*hugs malice*
I'm fucking hungover. 
I felt like such fucking shit yesterday and when I woke up. I don't know how people deal with regular hangovers. Thank god I don't suffer from chronic pain or have a serious disease, those people have my pity for the suffering they must endure, I don't blame them if it beats them down.
a reminder to leave cheap margaritas and mexican food alone
I remember that some time ago on Zoklet you told us you had passed out on the toilet while shitting and finished on the floor. I was disappointed that you hadn't posted a picture, but, good god man, that is foul. I don't want to think about what the smell and cleanup was like. If I ever build or remodel a home/base of operations for myself I'm going to have a bathroom with tilted floors and a drain in the center so I can just hose everything down.
