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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1876 on: November 12, 2014, 09:54:56 pm »
Almost forgot about this:

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'Gladiator fights'
The Zetas hit upon a new recruitment scheme in March 2011. The gang would hold up buses passing through San Fernando, in Tamaulipas state, and force the passengers off. Then, on the suggestion of Treviño Morales, they would stage gladiator fights to the death, with the survivor being forced to join their ranks. One member of the cartel told a reporter from the Houston Chronicle it was a "game" named "Who's going to be the next hitman?" After a series of excavations, 193 bodies were found in mass graves.

Jesus christ. ...I'd like to see a video of that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=2011_San_Fernando_massacre&oldid=566635715#Alleged_survivor.27s_story

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1877 on: November 12, 2014, 09:59:33 pm »

tfw williams syndrome
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1878 on: November 12, 2014, 10:46:06 pm »
you a nasty white nigga
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1879 on: November 12, 2014, 10:47:27 pm »
at least you don't need to buy floss

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1880 on: November 12, 2014, 10:59:03 pm »
new oculus sdk was recently released: http://www.oculus.com/blog/oculus-mobile-sdk-now-available/

I'm surprised how cheap even the dev versions are. Kinda tempted to pick one up and ship some shitty filler thing for day one, see if I can rake in that early adopter cash

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1881 on: November 13, 2014, 12:20:19 am »
whas happenin

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1882 on: November 13, 2014, 12:50:19 am »
nm u
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1883 on: November 13, 2014, 12:54:45 am »
looking for my benzedrex inhaler
Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1884 on: November 13, 2014, 12:55:13 am »
just hangin out doin nuthin lol ~SO BORED~

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1885 on: November 13, 2014, 12:56:48 am »
why benzedrex
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1886 on: November 13, 2014, 01:30:36 am »
Sploo, what do you think about this? http://www.nature.com/news/gut-brain-link-grabs-neuroscientists-1.16316

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The immune system almost certainly plays a part, Mazmanian says, as does the vagus nerve, which connects the brain to the digestive tract. Bacterial waste products can also influence the brain — for example, at least two types of intestinal bacterium produce the neurotransmitter γ-aminobutyric acid (GABA)2.

Were you born vaginally or by c-section? I was born by c-section, which is suboptimal and has numerous potentially negative effects. Lack of introduction with gut flora, interference with maternal bonding. I remember seeing some evidence for a link with autism, but that at most it could only explain a very small percentage of cases.

Remember hearing that the cord was wrapped around my neck. I should have asked more questions about my early childhood, my behavior, any health problems I may have had. On the latter, I also remember my father once mentioning that I used to get really sick when young. I don't, or hardly, have any memories before around kindergarten age. family history, my relatives and parents, how people generally turned out and whether there may be a history of mental illness.

Oi, bad from the start. I wonder how it may have effected me. Whether there was a lack of blood flow to the brain long enough to possibly cause damage, whether any early illnesses may have effected my development. I had terrible irrational anxiety even as a child.

I'd like to try a fecal transplant from the best donor I can find. Perfect health, highly intelligent, very happy, personality, athleticism, mental state, well adjusted, well off financially, successful and fulfilled etc. I'd need to think of all major variables. Unfortunately if it's a factor, it's already effected my development, although there is that drug that can return plasticity to a child-like state, but of course it would be foolish to believe it would change your brain to what it would have developed to if x had been different: http://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/2ltfrk/drug_can_return_adult_brain_to_childlike_learning/

You know, I bet could pull off a scheme (fantasize about it, but never actually go outside) to meet my goals. Hand out surveys for false cause at UC Berkeley, follow best candidates around until they have to poop, when they do go in with them disguised as a janitor, knock on the stall door, and say "Hi, sorry, when you're done, don't flush. There's something wrong with the plumbing." Grab a sample and enema time. Or you could trick them into giving you a stool sample, possibly offer compensation. Just have them drop off the last bit in a suitable container, tell them there's been a breakthrough and it could help treat autism soon.

Maybe if the idea catches on one day we'll have a few companies similar to sperm banks.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1887 on: November 13, 2014, 01:30:48 am »
Time to get drunk and stoned and pass out midgame on PSN again

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1888 on: November 13, 2014, 01:40:11 am »
Time to get drunk and stoned and pass out midgame on PSN again
PS4 worth it? I've gone sober nd considering buying one cos i'm bored and have extra money from not buying drugs

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1889 on: November 13, 2014, 01:51:19 am »
why benzedrex

cuz i like taking a deep whiff after i snort something
Das ist des Jägers Ehrenschild,
daß er beschützt und hegt sein Wild,
weidmännisch jagt, wie sich’s gehört,
den Schöpfer im Geschöpfe ehrt.