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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #825 on: September 26, 2014, 11:05:40 pm »
i wonder how fucked malice would get if he drank 50ml of beer with 75mg of cannabis
Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #826 on: September 26, 2014, 11:45:52 pm »
Know what I hate?

That stupid little spike at the bottom of every banana.  Usually you can just pull the banana meat off the spike but sometimes it just has to come along  >:(
Open the banana the other way around like the monkeys do. Trust me. It solves everything.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #828 on: September 27, 2014, 01:51:25 am »
the fuck can't i embed pics

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #829 on: September 27, 2014, 01:51:53 am »
I may try vaping with eucalyptus oil in around an hour: http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=2328.msg28312#msg28312

Go home Malice you're drunk

I actually woke up right here in front of the computer around 8AM. I did take a second dose of etizolam, but should have gone to bed earlier.

sup nigs, taking a break from work

I had wondered whether I had driven you to your doom by recommending that GABA-T inhibitor.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #830 on: September 27, 2014, 01:55:39 am »
the fuck can't i embed pics

You need to have 20 posts, it's too combat CP posters.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #831 on: September 27, 2014, 02:03:13 am »


RisiR - The peoples champion.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #832 on: September 27, 2014, 02:05:26 am »
I may try vaping with eucalyptus oil in around an hour: http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=2328.msg28312#msg28312

Go home Malice you're drunk

I actually woke up right here in front of the computer around 8AM. I did take a second dose of etizolam, but should have gone to bed earlier.

sup nigs, taking a break from work

I had wondered whether I had driven you to your doom by recommending that GABA-T inhibitor.

Nah just been really busy trying to make some dough, I was up a few hundred bucks but my chick had to get new contacts so I'm back to pretty much baseline

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #833 on: September 27, 2014, 02:09:20 am »
bout to pound some fresh poon


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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #834 on: September 27, 2014, 02:13:03 am »
What's the ice cubes for?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #835 on: September 27, 2014, 02:17:01 am »
bout to pound some fresh poon



Id hit it

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #836 on: September 27, 2014, 02:17:21 am »
What's the ice cubes for?

you shove em up the snatch

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #837 on: September 27, 2014, 02:17:41 am »
What's the ice cubes for?

No, you can't borrow them when hes finished with them

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #838 on: September 27, 2014, 02:19:07 am »
What's the ice cubes for?

you shove em up the snatch
Disney's Frozen duh.  :facepalm:
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #839 on: September 27, 2014, 02:24:52 am »
that went quickly.


any of yall listen to stoned jesus or liquid sound company? this genre of music really appeals to me