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Offline mashleshmash

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #240 on: September 12, 2014, 02:02:12 am »
Can you quack

Can you quack like a duck  when you fuck
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #241 on: September 12, 2014, 02:27:00 am »
i can quack
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #242 on: September 12, 2014, 02:31:40 am »
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #243 on: September 12, 2014, 02:43:14 am »
You are a doubleplusgood duckspeaker, Comrade!
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #244 on: September 12, 2014, 02:57:46 am »
I have posted 120 times today so I'd say that's a pretty good start.

I'm out of this bitch but shine on you crazy diamonds.

Sieg heil!
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #245 on: September 12, 2014, 03:22:06 am »
Quote from: mashleshmash on September 12, 2014, 02:02:12 am
Can you quack

Can you quack like a duck  when you fuck

In china "duck" is a word for gigolo
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #246 on: September 12, 2014, 07:28:34 am »
Managed to snag a 55 gallon drum from work to convert into a trash can, but I somehow got stuck with the one that managed to be somewhat corroded (here in the desert...wtf).  So I sanded it down and gotta paint over it.

Since I'm already gonna be painting, someone give me some stencil ideas.  It's a flat white barrel.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #247 on: September 12, 2014, 08:10:19 am »
I went to jail. Did 54 days. I come back to zoklet closed. Fuck you guys.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #248 on: September 12, 2014, 08:14:54 am »
Currently homeless and fucked up my life hard. Sucks.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #249 on: September 12, 2014, 09:52:01 am »
Quote from: Midnight Sun on September 12, 2014, 07:28:34 am
Managed to snag a 55 gallon drum from work to convert into a trash can, but I somehow got stuck with the one that managed to be somewhat corroded (here in the desert...wtf).  So I sanded it down and gotta paint over it.

Since I'm already gonna be painting, someone give me some stencil ideas.  It's a flat white barrel.

If it's got a lid do goatse on the top
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #250 on: September 12, 2014, 11:23:55 am »
urghh still sick but its friday i'll pump it out.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #251 on: September 12, 2014, 12:32:13 pm »
OMG this sucks, I'm not prepared to deal with this cold/flu right now.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #252 on: September 12, 2014, 12:35:19 pm »
I'm depressed as fuck.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #253 on: September 12, 2014, 01:38:00 pm »
Quote from: The Duke on September 12, 2014, 12:35:19 pm
I'm depressed as fuck.

Wanna talk about it with a stranger?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #254 on: September 12, 2014, 02:12:46 pm »
Who is RisiR? BradlehBee? The guy who is sometimes a meth cook, sometimes gay?
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