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Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
« Reply #1800 on: November 08, 2014, 04:31:13 am »
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Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
« Reply #1801 on: November 08, 2014, 04:33:18 am »
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Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
« Reply #1802 on: November 08, 2014, 04:35:51 am »
Quote from: Max Headroom on November 08, 2014, 04:28:14 am
hyuh guys its roshabashabo here hows it goin on ur side of the delegated forefrnt next sidewindow territory locator
Nice to meet you Roboshambo it is very mild on this side.

 

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1803 on: November 08, 2014, 04:36:05 am »
the prodigal son returns
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Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
« Reply #1804 on: November 08, 2014, 04:37:48 am »
Quote from: RisiR on November 08, 2014, 04:35:51 am
Nice to meet you Roboshambo it is very mild on this side.

 

420 blaze it.

much better than fucking steppenwolf
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1805 on: November 08, 2014, 04:38:57 am »
Shouldn't this be in BLTC? According to some shit...
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Quote from: MoaningLisa on June 13, 2014, 01:31:32 am
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Re: The retardeded thread redux: a special 'arnox is a faggot' edition
« Reply #1806 on: November 08, 2014, 05:03:26 am »
25 hits of 100ug LSD for $75. What a deal, and from a top reputable vendor. I hope they're off vacation next week.

Quote from: Brain surgeon on November 08, 2014, 03:45:42 am
Glad to see the retarded thread back where it belongs.

Got some H tonight for the first time in ten days.

Feels good having no tolerance and no warrants.

Man, get it together. I can just picture your daughter walking in on you:

"Mommy, what is daddy doing?"

(with her voice breaking) "Daddy's...daddy's sick, honey, he has to take his medicine." (tears begin to roll down her face)

*she puts a hand against her back and guides her outside*

"Just cover your eyes when he does it, sweetie, I know you don't like needles. Don't worry, he'll be better soon."
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1807 on: November 08, 2014, 05:23:31 am »
shit's fucked
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1808 on: November 08, 2014, 07:04:43 am »
My toe will rip off any day now. I long for the day it does.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1809 on: November 08, 2014, 07:05:30 am »
So it got moved back.  That's good
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1810 on: November 08, 2014, 07:05:47 am »
I'm in the hospital right now, I got my toe crushed at work by a pallet and it seems they'll have to amputate.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1811 on: November 08, 2014, 07:06:05 am »
This is what I get for coming in to work on heroin
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1812 on: November 08, 2014, 07:06:30 am »
These sheets are itchy
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1813 on: November 08, 2014, 07:07:10 am »
you think you will get drug tested?

also, thanks for moving this back arnox

you are still a mormon beta
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1814 on: November 08, 2014, 07:13:23 am »
No I lied. I'm not in the hospital, I don't have a job, I've never seen heroin in my life and other than this tic in my toe I'm fine. I only started on this toe shit because it's getting to the point it's a sharp pain to move it and I'm afraid the tic is causing it to become seriously injured and not just sore anymore.
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