The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition

[Midnight Sun]

Fuck you Montezuma

[CountBlah]

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[John Smith]

Here's an interesting thing to think about: http://www.theguardian.com/science/2014/oct/05/laboratory-penises-test-on-men

If you could have a perfect replacement penis attached, with no significant risk (you could always try again, as bizarre as that may seem), full functionality and sensitivity, would you? Let's say they were able to make it any size they wanted, you could have it thicker, longer, straight, curved up/downward to some degree, lighter or tanner, the surgery was easy, quick, and cheap.

Augmentation. Given the stupidity and crudeness of the human race, this would probably be the first procedure to receive wide interest. It's a choice people will eventually have to make if all goes well, and it's going to be interesting to see the effect it has: http://deusex.wikia.com/wiki/Mechanical_augmentation

[John Smith]

Fucking insane. Anyone remember that laser procedure to turn brown eyes blue I mentioned in my plan to become aesthetically White?

https://www.google.com/search?sourceid=chrome-psyapi2&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8&q=blue%20eyes%20laser%20surgery

If your eyes are already blue, you can make them lighter. Also if you are changing your eye color from brown to blue, you can leave a ring of brown pigment (around the pupil or the outer perimeter). This will make your pupil looks larger, and your eyes will look similar to the eyes of the girl on the picture.

Aw, sweet, I didn't know they could create a limbal ring. Definitely getting that. The eyes of a demon.

Eventually it could become like LASIK. Will start around 5K in the US and prices should fall like they did with LASIK, depending on how the intellectual property and licensing effects it. I'd take a quick trip out of the US to get it cheaper and sooner, they have some good for profit hospitals in Mexico that cater to medical tourists.

[Midnight Sun]

What a nightmare of a commute.  Rain pouring down so hard visibility was all but nil.  Also more than enough hydroplaning 

[John Smith]

Order from Hard Rhino was scheduled for the 8th, but tracking shows it went from a USPS facility in this city, where it's supposed to be delivered, to a place I've never heard of before 20 miles north of here overnight, post office then facility. I don't think I've ever seen this happen before.

A large amount of glycine, magnesium glycinate, sucralose. I wonder if they're inspecting/testing it. Maybe something I wrote was flagged by the NSA, that large response I wrote contained the phrase "political assassinations". Well, fuck it, if I'm already on a list I'm already on one. In fact, I wonder if in this situation it would be better to make things even worse in order to trigger a review by an actual human and get removed once they see there's no threat. Amusingly my insulin syringes and phenibut got here just fine.

The beginning of the end:

[John Smith]

http://games.lumosity.com/memory_matrix.html

how far can you get into this? i start fucking up around 8-9 tiles

Forgot about this. I remembered once before, but then forgot about it again.



First attempt. Accidentally clicked a wrong tile once. I seem to start fucking up around 9, nothing special. Edit: 11/2875 on second. Second edit: I took another hit before my third attempt, then didn't do as well and got discouraged, acknowledged that I may have gone past optimal, and gave up. I don't know if I did (nicotine), it's more about not liking the feeling of bumping up against natural limits. I feel I should resist aspieing out over it, I have some urge to.

I don't know how well I could do, I sure as hell don't feel optimal right now (specifically at this moment). Took a bit of nicotine before it, but I'd be a hell of a lot better on a stimulant/ADD med and some caffeine. I wish the MAOI I'm taking would fully kick in already.

There's definitely a strategic element. Just look at the strategies used in memory championships. In this case it's mainly chunking and pattern recognition/creation AFAIK. Clicking as fast as accurately possible and doing the hardest chunks to remember first should be obvious. Luck is obviously a factor since some patterns are easier to memorize than others, so you could get a high score just by being lucky, which I don't like. I can also see a sort of after image, at least up to a certain point, but I don't know if it's due to the color change or if it just feels like an after image.

Oh, this may be perfect for you. I found this years ago and it was addicting and tons of fun, trying to get my scores as high as possible, creating strategies, trying to optimize my actions/behavior as much as possible, seeing how I compare to others and what I particularly stand out at, what my natural strengths might be. The games and interface are great, best I've found, and it's free: www.cambridgebrainsciences.com

[bling bling]

reddit GTFO faggot

[Midnight Sun]

finally, phenmetrazine analogues are hitting market

[Rizzo in a box]

http://games.lumosity.com/memory_matrix.html

how far can you get into this? i start fucking up around 8-9 tiles

Forgot about this. I remembered once before, but then forgot about it again.



First attempt. Accidentally clicked a wrong tile once. I seem to start fucking up around 9, nothing special. Edit: 11/2875 on second. Second edit: I took another hit before my third attempt, then didn't do as well and got discouraged, acknowledged that I may have gone past optimal, and gave up. I don't know if I did (nicotine), it's more about not liking the feeling of bumping up against natural limits. I feel I should resist aspieing out over it, I have some urge to.

I don't know how well I could do, I sure as hell don't feel optimal right now (specifically at this moment). Took a bit of nicotine before it, but I'd be a hell of a lot better on a stimulant/ADD med and some caffeine. I wish the MAOI I'm taking would fully kick in already.

There's definitely a strategic element. Just look at the strategies used in memory championships. In this case it's mainly chunking and pattern recognition/creation AFAIK. Clicking as fast as accurately possible and doing the hardest chunks to remember first should be obvious. Luck is obviously a factor since some patterns are easier to memorize than others, so you could get a high score just by being lucky, which I don't like. I can also see a sort of after image, at least up to a certain point, but I don't know if it's due to the color change or if it just feels like an after image.

Oh, this may be perfect for you. I found this years ago and it was addicting and tons of fun, trying to get my scores as high as possible, creating strategies, trying to optimize my actions/behavior as much as possible, seeing how I compare to others and what I particularly stand out at, what my natural strengths might be. The games and interface are great, best I've found, and it's free: www.cambridgebrainsciences.com

luminosity is fucking shit

[mashleshmash]

did you make this? lol

[Rizzo in a box]

hahahaha that is from 4reddit for sure.

[Zero]

£1253. Man i love Fridays , awwwwww yeah!