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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #525 on: September 19, 2014, 06:05:36 am »
Had some of the best cocktails ever today.  The wells was better than most top shelf

#drinkBetter

Dark & Stormies all day...you can use bottom shelf dark rum but as long as the ginger beer\ale is brand name, and you don't forget the lime, it's always delicious...

Is it bad I'm starting to think SR211 is delicious?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #526 on: September 19, 2014, 06:29:28 am »
Had some of the best cocktails ever today.  The wells was better than most top shelf

#drinkBetter

Dark & Stormies all day...you can use bottom shelf dark rum but as long as the ginger beer\ale is brand name, and you don't forget the lime, it's always delicious...

Is it bad I'm starting to think SR211 is delicious?

I'm not a fan of anything with ginger in it so...no thanks... :P

I was drinking Old Fashioned to start... then I told the barman to use his intuition with some Maker's and he made me up a really elaborate whiskey sour... then later on he made some concoction that was really heavy on the bitters, slow drink, good stuff. 

http://www.yelp.com/biz/bitter-and-twisted-cocktail-parlour-phoenix

If y'all are ever in town.  Really nice place, the bartenders are fucking artists more than anything.  I am literally aroused by watching anything that being made with care and precision and it was no exception today.

Hit up the SanTan brewery afterward, since I've already been to Four Peaks.


And yes it is bad.... I have drank only one can of SR in my lifetime, it was syrupy, disgusting shit when my palate still could handle cheap, black-tasting crap like Rolling Rock, it is probably ten times worse now.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #527 on: September 19, 2014, 06:32:01 am »
Also got my PS3 jailbroken, can't wait to get going with the huge library of games we've got downloaded just waiting

Especially Diablo III.  Fuck that demo was awesome and I can't wait to play the full game.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #528 on: September 19, 2014, 06:34:06 am »
Also got my PS3 jailbroken, can't wait to get going with the huge library of games we've got downloaded just waiting

Especially Diablo III.  Fuck that demo was awesome and I can't wait to play the full game.

Bro POE > D3 plus it's free to playyy
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #529 on: September 19, 2014, 06:37:08 am »
Also got my PS3 jailbroken, can't wait to get going with the huge library of games we've got downloaded just waiting

Especially Diablo III.  Fuck that demo was awesome and I can't wait to play the full game.

Bro POE > D3 plus it's free to playyy

So is D3, well, now it is




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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #530 on: September 19, 2014, 06:45:56 am »
Damn for real? I'm behind...last I checked it was like $60 and then you had to spend real cash on top if you wanted good equips...

It's cool though, I still just play old ZSNES RPGs on aFB-48 allll fucking day. Dragon Quest FTW, if I had a "spirit animal" it would be a Metal King Slime xD

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #531 on: September 19, 2014, 06:54:08 am »
Damn for real? I'm behind...last I checked it was like $60 and then you had to spend real cash on top if you wanted good equips...

It's cool though, I still just play old ZSNES RPGs on aFB-48 allll fucking day. Dragon Quest FTW, if I had a "spirit animal" it would be a Metal King Slime xD

BTW yes, srs :grinblunt: deficiency

No, not for real... only if you have a jailbroken PS3 and you torrent it

Dude I've been hankering for an adamantane syncan ever since D closed down (yes I'm aware he reopened) I have been nursing the same 1g sack of ADBICA I've had since Feb (and sold prob 75% of in blends) and it's getting a mite old.  I miss the akb body high like a motherfucker.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #532 on: September 19, 2014, 07:59:16 am »

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #533 on: September 19, 2014, 08:33:37 am »
I think that if I had a base of operations I would put the following message on the roof:

Extraterrestrials: Please give me knowledge!

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #534 on: September 19, 2014, 09:24:27 am »
Time is looping: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=4464203

Insects beware, rizzo will put you in his body one way or another.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #535 on: September 19, 2014, 09:29:17 am »
Time is looping: http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?p=4464203

Insects beware, rizzo will put you in his body one way or another.

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I want to fuck a beetle
I want to fuck it hard
Reduce it to the fetal
And then smoke some shard

I want to cum on a mosquito
Then eat some mescalito
I want to shove flies in my ass
Ugly despicable and crass

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Inside the earth they are the Kings
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #536 on: September 19, 2014, 01:37:47 pm »
I gotta moped and a suitcase. Plus an interesting mind.

Why you still living like Bully times?

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #537 on: September 19, 2014, 05:24:10 pm »
 :) poop :)
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #538 on: September 19, 2014, 08:13:25 pm »
Old dishwasher guy got caught jacking off in his truck in the parking lot at work today by our boss, was hilarious

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #539 on: September 19, 2014, 08:16:17 pm »
MS download The Last of Us so we can Molotov people together