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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1005 on: October 01, 2014, 01:55:16 am »
I already sent her a vape and a bunch of liquid which she's already puffing on, you're too late.

Which one did you send her? I best it was a cheap model that sucks, along with the juice.

lol

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1006 on: October 01, 2014, 02:03:39 am »
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« Reply #1007 on: October 01, 2014, 02:38:47 am »
Nearing page 69
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1008 on: October 01, 2014, 04:22:32 am »
Gotta be at le jobsite at 9.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1009 on: October 01, 2014, 04:29:01 am »
hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1010 on: October 01, 2014, 04:37:43 am »
Bedwetting.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1011 on: October 01, 2014, 05:06:04 am »
hey guys, what's going on in this thread?
Get the fuck outta here. You never finished running your script on my account at zoklet.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1012 on: October 01, 2014, 05:16:29 am »
wat? I'm almost sure I did. More than I owed you either way.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1013 on: October 01, 2014, 05:16:57 am »

opiates only increased my sex drive

LOL. I call bullshit, you limp dick.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1014 on: October 01, 2014, 06:19:33 am »
You know, I think it would be good for you to have at least one poor person near you like Rizzo and Duke often are, preferably homeless. With normal people the cost of eliciting a strong response of gratitude and happiness is much more expensive or difficult, compared to the baseline of their normal life and purchasing power. With a cool homeless friend you could also upgrade your social status with your friends. One day they see you talking to him and he walks away as they start to come near you, and you casually lie to them about how you've been friends for a long time and have done _____ wonderful things for him. If it's Rizzo and they saw him doing drugs, I would tell them he was born addicted to heroin. A favor for him could be as cheap as a hot meal or allowing him to pitch his tent on the cements outside your home, with an extension cord and use of your hose, maybe a neighbor's wifi password if you have it. You could feel really good about yourself for cheap and without having to do much.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1015 on: October 01, 2014, 09:39:07 am »


I'm considering using benzos as a fast forward button for life until the Oculus is released, being blacked out all day on etizolam. It's not going to kill me and would only be for 8 months, and would go by in the blink of an eye.

I think the level of immersion may be able to elicit a reaction from the brain that is enough to prevent the normal effects of severe isolation. There's bound to be research on using virtual reality to help people with various disabilities, eventually I'll have hard data on efficacy, information on the most effective treatment methods, and programs people will have made. Think of the endless amounts of worlds people will  one day have, there would always be something new and far better than what's outside.

http://www.reddit.com/r/Anxiety/comments/123uma/i_havent_left_the_house_in_four_years_im_19/
http://www.socialanxietysupport.com/forum/f26/i-havent-left-my-house-for-over-4-years-i-1090586/

Found multiple people who allegedly hadn't been outside for years. It would be cheap enough to hire someone on Craigslist to deliver the simple groceries I need in bulk, and order things online. Maybe one day robotics and automation (self-driving cars) will make online food shopping like Amazon Fresh the standard method. And the technology would evolve, develop. There could be omni treadmills and tactile feedback. One day you could put on a set or even have a brain-computer interface and see a world far greater than anything you could see outside, more real than real. From waking 'til sleep I'll try to keep it on as much as possible so I don't have to see what it's really like.

A while ago I still hadn't given up hope, but I've accepted that I'm never going to be normal. Think about how many people there are with horrible disabilities that will be that way for the rest of their life. Would you want to live like that? My last post will probably be letting everyone know why I would be leaving. When I first put it on I'll probably know right away what my choice will be. It's interesting to think how you're able to detach yourself so much from the world and no one will know, people will rarely say anything to you, and never really try to get to know you. You can't meet anyone if you never go outside, no one will ever meet you.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1016 on: October 01, 2014, 10:21:14 am »
You can't meet anyone if you never go outside, no one will ever meet you.

I just met you on here and that was bad enough.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1017 on: October 01, 2014, 11:42:51 am »
Malice will be so disappointed when the Oculus Rift finally comes out and it's like second life mixed with COD teamspeak. In 3D!

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1018 on: October 01, 2014, 11:48:03 am »
hey guys, what's going on in this thread?

Rampant faggotry and general buttfuckery

Feel free to join

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1019 on: October 01, 2014, 01:47:50 pm »
so much shit from my past haunts me. Things I should of did, people too