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Offline mashleshmash

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #450 on: September 17, 2014, 06:21:29 pm »
If I ever would cross a genie I'd ask her for a twin cause its not enough time in the day for me to gather up all my ends..

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #451 on: September 17, 2014, 06:46:49 pm »
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #452 on: September 17, 2014, 06:49:40 pm »
pennies
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #453 on: September 17, 2014, 06:50:46 pm »
Niggers.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #454 on: September 17, 2014, 06:53:40 pm »
gingers
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
ASS SMOKE IT.


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quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #456 on: September 17, 2014, 07:44:47 pm »
If I ever would cross a genie I'd ask her for a twin cause its not enough time in the day for me to gather up all my ends..

burgers

I got the burgers bad nigga

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #457 on: September 17, 2014, 08:54:59 pm »
shut the fuck you you stupid mother fucker

you know who you are

You have to admit, for all your talk you still use pretty shitty drugs, live with your parents, and are only in high school. I mean, who gets excited over being put on a new mood stabilizer? Hey man, I'm not trying to hurt you, I'm trying to help you, I'm trying to get you high(er).

I'm plugging my parnate now.

I'm soooo fucking bored. Fuck life and all of you.

Suicide is the first thing that comes to mind when I'm bored and the emptiness of life really hits me.

I've been thinking, my plan (drugs) could work and one day I would wake up and feel radically different, like many experience, but I realize I'm still myself and it's not what I had hoped for, and never will be. Not everyone who commits suicide is depressed. Biologically happy, psychologically suicidal.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #458 on: September 17, 2014, 09:27:50 pm »
I think the increase in serotonin is positively effecting my perception of time. I've noticed that whenever my levels plummeted, estimated based on behavioral correlations, time seemed to pass by significantly faster.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #459 on: September 17, 2014, 09:34:17 pm »
I think the increase in serotonin is positively effecting my perception of time. I've noticed that whenever my levels plummeted, estimated based on behavioral correlations, that time seemed to pass by significantly faster.
Ever lost the feeling for time on a trip?

Oh yea... everytime. Makes sense.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #460 on: September 17, 2014, 09:35:19 pm »
I think the increase in serotonin is positively effecting my perception of time. I've noticed that whenever my levels plummeted, estimated based on behavioral correlations, that time seemed to pass by significantly faster.
Ever lost the feeling for time on a trip?

Oh yea... everytime. Makes sense.
your name spelled backwards is the same as it spelled forwards

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #461 on: September 17, 2014, 09:41:43 pm »
I think the increase in serotonin is positively effecting my perception of time. I've noticed that whenever my levels plummeted, estimated based on behavioral correlations, that time seemed to pass by significantly faster.
Ever lost the feeling for time on a trip?

Oh yea... everytime. Makes sense.
your name spelled backwards is the same as it spelled forwards
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #462 on: September 17, 2014, 09:43:10 pm »
I think the increase in serotonin is positively effecting my perception of time. I've noticed that whenever my levels plummeted, estimated based on behavioral correlations, that time seemed to pass by significantly faster.
Ever lost the feeling for time on a trip?

Oh yea... everytime. Makes sense.
your name spelled backwards is the same as it spelled forwards
Thats called a palindrome

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #463 on: September 17, 2014, 09:43:51 pm »
They should chage the word for palindrome to a palindrome

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #464 on: September 17, 2014, 09:47:07 pm »
They should chage the word for palindrome to a palindrome
I absolutely agree. Palilap. Perfect.

"Yo dawg, waz dat shit called when its the same in both ways? Daz a Palilap, my nigga."
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