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Offline N0 W4RN1NG

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #495 on: September 18, 2014, 10:29:28 am »
Sup alex
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #496 on: September 18, 2014, 11:24:22 am »
Quote from: N0 W4RN1NG on September 18, 2014, 10:29:28 am
Sup alex
sup dude. chilling bout to head off to work
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #497 on: September 18, 2014, 03:11:20 pm »
^ cut the shit and fuck already
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #498 on: September 18, 2014, 04:27:31 pm »
Feenix today
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #499 on: September 18, 2014, 04:30:12 pm »
Dad kicked me out. :( Fuuuuck!
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #500 on: September 18, 2014, 04:34:16 pm »
I'm sorry to hear that. What now?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #501 on: September 18, 2014, 04:36:05 pm »
I'm staying with this weird old guy. I may just suicide.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #502 on: September 18, 2014, 04:43:56 pm »
That would suck, Duke. I don't know you, man. But don't kill yourself.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #503 on: September 18, 2014, 05:56:12 pm »
Quote from: The Duke on September 18, 2014, 04:30:12 pm
Dad kicked me out. :( Fuuuuck!

LMAO.. THE DUKE!
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #504 on: September 18, 2014, 05:56:32 pm »
Quote from: The Duke on September 18, 2014, 04:36:05 pm
I'm staying with this weird old guy. I may just suicide.

LOL
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #505 on: September 18, 2014, 06:04:31 pm »
Quote from: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 18, 2014, 10:28:03 am
Quote from: mashleshmash on September 18, 2014, 08:04:05 am
Quote from: HaitiSpaceAgency on September 18, 2014, 07:43:13 am
Quote from: mashleshmash on September 18, 2014, 05:14:33 am
awh a244 good to see you
wish i could say the same for you you sick pedo fuck

What, you think I'm marsh?
oh, my bad dude i always get you two mixed up. Sorry I mistook you for that freak.

All good


Duke don't let him touch your anus.  Or maybe you should, he might let you stay longer.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #506 on: September 18, 2014, 08:15:29 pm »
Quote from: The Duke on September 18, 2014, 04:30:12 pm
Dad kicked me out. :( Fuuuuck!

Why did he kick you out? You never posted the jail story.

Quote from: The Duke on September 18, 2014, 04:36:05 pm
I'm staying with this weird old guy. I may just suicide.

Tell us more. How do you know him? Why is he letting you stay with him? Describe his eccentricity.

You should read this book: http://www.amazon.com/The-Defining-Decade-Twenties-Matter-And/dp/0446561754

My harsh words were accurate. Realistically, if you don't quickly make a turnaround, you're probably going to be beyond hope for the rest of your miserable life. By the time you're 40, it's going to be undeniable. "This is it, this is the rest of my life. I'm never going to make it."

I'd recommend a top of the line drug regimen, but you couldn't afford it.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #507 on: September 18, 2014, 09:27:06 pm »
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #508 on: September 18, 2014, 09:33:43 pm »
Chimpanzees are not to be fucked with. A regular Chimp could easily kill a pro MMA fighter. They are unbelievably strong and reckless.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #509 on: September 18, 2014, 10:50:27 pm »
I met him straight out of jail. He's letting me.stay here.for labor.
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