Alright since she actually got mad over me trolling I'm gonna address it all with you fucks and then never expect a word of it again. I thought she was trolling back till I called to find out her number was in fact disconnected... This was never a troll. Everything she has said was truth. I made up a bunch of shit because well, I'm gollum and that's what I do. She had to ask to make sure I actually wasn't gay when I was down there lol. But the one thing I didn't troll about was this situation. It's true as much as you people don't want to believe it. I know it sounds ridiculous but it's the truth.
I hitchhiked there, I actually hitchhiked there. We actually hung out and I stayed with her for 3 weeks. She took my virginity. Now she's pregnant, she's really really pregnant and due to circumstances I don't care to explain to any of you, there is a high possibility that it's my child. This is all 100% true. I'm not sure she owns a single dildo and there's definitely no "Tyrone", I never saw one while I was down there.
Whether or not any of you choose to believe this or not is up to you but if you want, head on into tinychat and I will confirm it all with a straight face. If you happen to see fubi in there you can ask him how distraught I was on camera when I had first found out about this and was getting ready to call her that morning after. Go ask anybody in there about it because they've all seen my face during this entire ordeal. I'm not joking, I'm not kidding, you've all said your piece on the baby and this situation and blah blah blah.
