The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

Grateful..?  What else?  Probably some disbelief and shock if it was just random and unexpected, of course mixed with glee (I'd probably drop my jaw to the floor and literally jump up and down for a second or two, depending on what it was, while admittedly laughing and/or squealing in delight).  I mean, it's a crazily happy enough feeling when you order durgz and they finally show up...  you talking just randomly, unexpected?  Fuck, grateful of course; gotta reiterate that.  Maybe a bit suspicious if it was totally unexpected, though; nigga could be sending some ricin or some shit.

[splooge gook]

jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can

[Ninja]

jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can

Aluminum is bad for you.  Stop smoking out of an aluminum can and stop rubbing aluminum on your armpits.  You might be able to get your dick up still if you apply immediately. 

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can

Aluminum is bad for you.  Stop smoking out of an aluminum can and stop rubbing aluminum on your armpits.  You might be able to get your dick up still if you apply immediately.

Yeah, dude, just smell like horrible asslike BO all the time.

[bling bling]

This would have been fucking perfect for those of us in our mailbox stalking days: http://www.amazon.com/Mailbox-Reminder-Notification-Alert-Wireless/dp/B005XQYKHU

I should buy one, along with a hidden camera. Sometimes unfortunate situations arise where you need tools of this nature.

stalking the mail box so u can get to it b4 ur parents and so they dont smoke all ur drugs?

[Ninja]

jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can

Aluminum is bad for you.  Stop smoking out of an aluminum can and stop rubbing aluminum on your armpits.  You might be able to get your dick up still if you apply immediately.

Yeah, dude, just smell like horrible asslike BO all the time.

Lol, they sell all natural deodorants.

Secondly, I don't use deodorants.

If you wash your armpits twice a day, then you never need to buy deodorant.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

This would have been fucking perfect for those of us in our mailbox stalking days: http://www.amazon.com/Mailbox-Reminder-Notification-Alert-Wireless/dp/B005XQYKHU

I should buy one, along with a hidden camera. Sometimes unfortunate situations arise where you need tools of this nature.

stalking the mail box so u can get to it b4 ur parents and so they dont smoke all ur drugs?

Shit, that would've at least been better than my parent who would've just thrown it away, or more stupidly, attempted to hide it.  I got really good at breaking into that safe.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can

Aluminum is bad for you.  Stop smoking out of an aluminum can and stop rubbing aluminum on your armpits.  You might be able to get your dick up still if you apply immediately.

Yeah, dude, just smell like horrible asslike BO all the time.

Lol, they sell all natural deodorants.

Secondly, I don't use deodorants.

If you wash your armpits twice a day, then you never need to buy deodorant.

You clearly don't live in Texas.

[unbreakable matter]

the first time I smoked crack was out of a pill bottle that I poked holes in with a knife and used the aluminum that I packaged my crack in on the top then parked in a parking lot, got out and squatted behind my car shielding the wind and did a huge blast and got a ringer

this degenerate story just made LSD scratch and have to take a shit

[Ninja]

jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can

Aluminum is bad for you.  Stop smoking out of an aluminum can and stop rubbing aluminum on your armpits.  You might be able to get your dick up still if you apply immediately.

Yeah, dude, just smell like horrible asslike BO all the time.

Lol, they sell all natural deodorants.

Secondly, I don't use deodorants.

If you wash your armpits twice a day, then you never need to buy deodorant.

You clearly don't live in Texas.

Granted. But, just be a fucking man.  If a bitch want to get next to you when you're clean, she better be damn close when you're getting a shower.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

You probably smell like ass, spoop gook, and nobody has the tact or concern enough to tell you.  Oh wait, I forgot, you don't interact with human beings other than your parents who are constantly in fear for their lives after you pulled a knife on them, so it doesn't really make a difference how badly you smell.  You realize people typically can't smell their own BO, right?  You stink, bitch.

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

jesus christ i feel like shit

i've developed a horrible hacking cough over the last day or two and i dont know itf that's cause im smoking out aof an aluminum can

Aluminum is bad for you.  Stop smoking out of an aluminum can and stop rubbing aluminum on your armpits.  You might be able to get your dick up still if you apply immediately.

Yeah, dude, just smell like horrible asslike BO all the time.

Lol, they sell all natural deodorants.

Secondly, I don't use deodorants.

If you wash your armpits twice a day, then you never need to buy deodorant.

You clearly don't live in Texas.

Granted. But, just be a fucking man.  If a bitch want to get next to you when you're clean, she better be damn close when you're getting a shower.

Are you literally a virgin?  I mean, seriously....  You're not going to get laid not wearing deodorant.  You've never been less than an inch away from a female for an extended period of time, have you?  Try cuddling with a bitch after sweating all day without deodorant and tell me how that goes, kiddo.  After you find a prostitute willing to lower her standards enough to deal with you, because you've made it abundantly clear that you don't know how to interact with females (I'm talking about actual past posts you've made, many of them, on Zoklet, about this sort of thing; not just making assumptions).

[unbreakable matter]

cough ecstasy

[LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry]

the first time I smoked crack was out of a pill bottle that I poked holes in with a knife and used the aluminum that I packaged my crack in on the top then parked in a parking lot, got out and squatted behind my car shielding the wind and did a huge blast and got a ringer

this degenerate story just made LSD scratch and have to take a shit

Psh, if you ain't bangin' it, you soft.

But on a real note, that's some nice ingenuity, especially to get it to work well enough to actually give you a ringer.

[unbreakable matter]

the first time I smoked crack was out of a pill bottle that I poked holes in with a knife and used the aluminum that I packaged my crack in on the top then parked in a parking lot, got out and squatted behind my car shielding the wind and did a huge blast and got a ringer

this degenerate story just made LSD scratch and have to take a shit

Psh, if you ain't bangin' it, you soft.

But on a real note, that's some nice ingenuity, especially to get it to work well enough to actually give you a ringer.

I think my system was lowered by being up all night the night before and not sleeping much over the last while because I was selling crack at night and other drugs during the day and doing painkillers and benzos and not sleeping

shooting crack is for fucking faggots I bet you go to cuban restaurants and steal the individual packs of vinegar to shoot while sitting on the cover of a bathroom toilet