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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #435 on: September 17, 2014, 12:58:39 pm »
Quote from: Midnight Sun on September 17, 2014, 07:09:42 am
God damn the thing I hate the most about this online class is how the professor forces us to reply to the other students' writing, as if I care about a single one of their vapid uninteresting opinions

It's a herculean task to vomit out 200 words of filler  :tdown:

Also, this city's attempt at smart lights fucking SUCKS.  I'm so sick of getting nothing but reds because the green trips for like 10 fucking seconds if that.

Those 10 second green light drive me fucking nuts. I just trow the shifter over to manul sport, slap it down to 2nd gear and brap through sideways. Thank god we dont have redlight cams yet
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #436 on: September 17, 2014, 02:27:36 pm »
Man, almost made myself cry with that song.

 
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #437 on: September 17, 2014, 02:31:22 pm »
got 45 2mg xanax and 30 30mg vyvansez B)
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #438 on: September 17, 2014, 02:34:19 pm »
Quote from: splooge gook on September 17, 2014, 02:31:22 pm
got 45 2mg xanax and 30 30mg vyvansez B)
And autism.  :tup:
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #439 on: September 17, 2014, 02:35:33 pm »
Also got put on 300mg of this a day

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxcarbazepine

good? bad?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #440 on: September 17, 2014, 02:39:43 pm »
Quote from: splooge gook on September 17, 2014, 02:35:33 pm
Also got put on 300mg of this a day

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxcarbazepine

good? bad?
Not so good. Looks like they are running out of meds to make you less retarded so they just give you whatever lays around.

Does your doctor now you smoke shitcans?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #441 on: September 17, 2014, 02:47:39 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 02:39:43 pm
Not so good. Looks like they are running out of meds to make you less retarded so they just give you whatever lays around.

Does your doctor now you smoke shitcans?

As long as whatever they gave him doesn't get in the way of his shitposting....I need my daily sploo crazy quota
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quote author=dragqueen slayer link=topic=1184.msg35656#msg35656 date=1412632872]Cory is fucking retarded[/quote

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #442 on: September 17, 2014, 04:19:20 pm »
I'm soooo fucking bored. Fuck life and all of you.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #443 on: September 17, 2014, 04:57:04 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 04:19:20 pm
I'm soooo fucking bored. Fuck life and all of you.

You ever find those neon pills?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #444 on: September 17, 2014, 04:59:04 pm »
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 04:57:04 pm
Quote from: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 04:19:20 pm
I'm soooo fucking bored. Fuck life and all of you.

You ever find those neon pills?
Nope....   :mad:
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #445 on: September 17, 2014, 05:01:06 pm »
Quote from: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 04:59:04 pm
Quote from: millionsofdeadcats on September 17, 2014, 04:57:04 pm
Quote from: RisiR on September 17, 2014, 04:19:20 pm
I'm soooo fucking bored. Fuck life and all of you.

You ever find those neon pills?
Nope....   :mad:

I would assume someone stole them and promptly investigate...unless you got all benzo'd out and stashed them somewhere stupid and then immediately forgot about it.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #446 on: September 17, 2014, 05:10:58 pm »
It's 99% the latter because people usually don't just steal your benzos and when they do they take the other 1000 pills of benzos laying around, too. Not just specifically your fucking orange 4mg Flubromazepam pills. Fuck.

I'm also an OG. People know better than to fuck with me.  8)
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #447 on: September 17, 2014, 05:15:40 pm »
Quote from: CountBlah on September 17, 2014, 12:58:39 pm
Quote from: Midnight Sun on September 17, 2014, 07:09:42 am
God damn the thing I hate the most about this online class is how the professor forces us to reply to the other students' writing, as if I care about a single one of their vapid uninteresting opinions

It's a herculean task to vomit out 200 words of filler  :tdown:

Also, this city's attempt at smart lights fucking SUCKS.  I'm so sick of getting nothing but reds because the green trips for like 10 fucking seconds if that.

Those 10 second green light drive me fucking nuts. I just trow the shifter over to manul sport, slap it down to 2nd gear and brap through sideways. Thank god we dont have redlight cams yet

dude, in the BMW I had no prob with that, I'd see the green and smash the gas and that torquey lil 267ci would sail me right thru.

In a 4 banger truck it tries, and tries, but it just can't do it.  last night I was like 5 seconds too late thru the intersection, kind of a miracle I didn't get hit
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #448 on: September 17, 2014, 05:27:53 pm »
Germany, Master Race.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #449 on: September 17, 2014, 05:51:43 pm »
If I ever would cross a genie I'd ask her for a twin cause its not enough time in the day for me to gather up all my ends..
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