The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition

[RisiR]

Are you fuckers ever coming out of this thread or what?

[bling bling]

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

[bling bling]

Are you fuckers ever coming out of this thread or what?

y must u fighting against yourself

[RisiR]

Are you fuckers ever coming out of this thread or what?

y must u fighting against yourself

It's the only opponent who can take my blows. The rest are tomato cans. 

[Brain surgeon]

Why would I ever leave this thread?

[RisiR]

You don't have to, I was just asking.

[Brain surgeon]

Oh.......well, no. We won't be leaving this thread anytime soon.

[RisiR]

Ok cool. See you here.

[RisiR]

Good night my retarded nigger friends. I'll get a life now so expect at least a 5% decrease in RisiR post over the next couple of days.

Sieg heil.

[Gollumkip]

How is your trip going? What happened since you left Hydro?

I went back home and did/am doing nothing interesting. Have an interview tomorrow. I've got some shit I'm sure you'd all love to hear but I'm going to keep you all in suspense for maximum lolz.

[ThaTermeneter]

o gollum plz tell

[mashleshmash]

Did she have a fat vagina?



Proots wants to know.

[Gollumkip]

o gollum plz tell

I don't want to start any shit storms just yet, other shit storm stirrer feel free to go ahead. I just didn't want to say anything without an okay from you and we are in the middle of a texting time rift.

[Gollumkip]

Did she have a fat vagina?



Proots wants to know.

proots already knows this answer to this question, he's asked it dozens of times. The answer is yes and it is wonderful <3

[1337]

o gollum plz tell

I don't want to start any shit storms just yet, other shit storm stirrer feel free to go ahead. I just didn't want to say anything without an okay from you and we are in the middle of a texting time rift.

Here's where I come in. I just talked to HM and she's pregnant, "probably with gollums baby." She said he wants to be part of his kids life but her husband is going to be on the birth certificate, so it will have two dads, lol. Also she said gollum is already stepping up by getting her an ecig so she can quit smoking. All in all, its a fucking bizarre turn of events, but that's what happens when TRTers meet. I'm glad Dose Me or Gun Lover didn't get pregnant after I met them.