The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition

[millionsofdeadcats]

Once I had a horde of maggots crawling out from under the stove towards the computer desk, they must have hatched en masse. I had to keep going back and fully squishing them, replete with wonderful tactile feedback, a nice wet pop of skin tearing and innards being expelled.

This thing was living in my computer tower.  I've seen much bigger spiders out in the woods near here, but this is the biggest one I have seen in my house so far.

[hydromorphone]

PoC, for the love of God please dont start your shit. Nothing is normal ever in my.life...

As for vapes.. I agree.. they suck.. their nice as a novelty and the flavors can be good... but I really really really want a real cigarette like every second of everyday. I am just trying to do the best I can especially since he went out of his way and insisted. Ive smoked a total of 4 cigs since getting it from my 2 pack a day habit

 

[mojo4567]

But there child might be the next eminem soo it might be worth it. White trash /=/ hopeless

[mojo4567]

PoC, for the love of God please dont start your shit. Nothing is normal ever in my.life...

As for vapes.. I agree.. they suck.. their nice as a novelty and the flavors can be good... but I really really really want a real cigarette like every second of everyday. I am just trying to do the best I can especially since he went out of his way and insisted. Ive smoked a total of 4 cigs since getting it from my 2 pack a day habit

I dont even smoke I was just posting my thoughts about vapes

[John Smith]

I dont understand how anyone can actually use vapors. They seem like the nerdy equivalent of the smoking world.

Yeah, better inhale foul smoke that taints your body with its odor and contains numerous unneeded carcinogens so you can look cool.

Anyone stupid enough to smoke deserves to die. Why wouldn't you vape? I just can't see any good reason not to, unless you value your life and well being so little that whatever stupid reason you have for doing so outweighs the negatives in your mind. You can even add an MAOI similar to the one in tobacco to your juice if it doesn't feel the same.

[Midnight Sun]

Jesus fuck, your life is already bad enough, just imagine how utterly White trash and inescapably hopeless you would become with a child. What kind of life is it going to have? For the love of life, get an abortion ASAP.

Pretty much my thoughts exactly - but if you are seriously so stupid to not use a fucking rubber when banging a virgin you met off the internet... well you kind of deserve it

Instead of a vape, send her a map to the local Planned Parenthood

[hydromorphone]

I think some other smokers can back me up and saying that that fullfilling warm feeling heavy feeling is why vaping isnt choice for many.. maybe it is the other chemicals in a real cigarette but.. its just different.. being "cool" isnt anissue... who am I being cool for? My dogs?

Whats most fucked up is that Gollum is fucking smokingncigarettes now- the niggger.. send me this shit and go buy a pack of smokes for himself. The nerve of that fucker...

[Midnight Sun]

I think you're just being a bitch, I smoked a pack and a half a day for ages and had no problem switching to an ecig

Nor any problem quitting.  Shit, I haven't even thought about that, I dropped the ecig for good back at the end of May

[mojo4567]

Jesus fuck, your life is already bad enough, just imagine how utterly White trash and inescapably hopeless you would become with a child. What kind of life is it going to have? For the love of life, get an abortion ASAP.

Pretty much my thoughts exactly - but if you are seriously so stupid to not use a fucking rubber when banging a virgin you met off the internet... well you kind of deserve it

Instead of a vape, send her a map to the local Planned Parenthood

wrapping your weenie feels so unnatural tho. I never use them unless the girl requests.

[Midnight Sun]

Jesus fuck, your life is already bad enough, just imagine how utterly White trash and inescapably hopeless you would become with a child. What kind of life is it going to have? For the love of life, get an abortion ASAP.

Pretty much my thoughts exactly - but if you are seriously so stupid to not use a fucking rubber when banging a virgin you met off the internet... well you kind of deserve it

Instead of a vape, send her a map to the local Planned Parenthood

wrapping your weenie feels so unnatural tho. I never use them unless the girl requests.

Oh I know... but seriously, as a woman, if she had any sense, knowing that virgins have no control, much less some random fatty off the internet, a rubber would've been requisite

It's ok hydro, a lot of Chronic Stupid has been going around, you've just fallen prey

[Piles of Crack]

Real men get double vasectomies and wrap their dick in a Hefty bag

[Brain surgeon]

What in the actual fuck?

So this shit isn't a joke? Gollum actually knocked up hydro??? Did he fuck her husband too? 

Hydro is your husband sterile? Because that would explain a few things.

Talk about TRT drama.

[Midnight Sun]

Real men get double vasectomies and wrap their dick in a Hefty bag

Don't forget the Lysol for afterward

[Gollumkip]

If you think ecigs are the same as cigarettes you're delusional and factually incorrect. I don't care to look it up now but there IS other shit giving and contributing to your buzz other than nicotine.

Also this baby is gonna have 3 parents y'all niggas jelly, some of you barely had one.

[Gollumkip]

What in the actual fuck?

So this shit isn't a joke? Gollum actually knocked up hydro??? Did he fuck her husband too? 

Hydro is your husband sterile? Because that would explain a few things.

Talk about TRT drama.

no it's a joke man, I'm gay. I'd never fuck a woman lol, the thought of pussy disgusts me.