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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1440 on: October 18, 2014, 02:27:02 am »
Mash is continually sending pictures of his dick to me via text. I'm writing this here as a public statement of his sexual harassment, so that everybody knows what this sick fuck is up to. Go fucking die in a hole mash, you're disgusting.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1441 on: October 18, 2014, 02:31:59 am »
You're a liar and I hate you.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1442 on: October 18, 2014, 03:12:33 am »
being in bed with a girl didn't really feels any feels since my only other point of comparison was high dose DXM and sucking an emo girls tits. i miss these people though.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1443 on: October 18, 2014, 02:22:30 pm »
Cocaine & bitches tonight. I've invited my boss around to slam my gf's mate. This is going to be an orgy.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1444 on: October 18, 2014, 03:50:27 pm »
Cocaine & bitches tonight. I've invited my boss around to slam my gf's mate. This is going to be an orgy.

Take a whole two liter, pour a whole pint in it
Man, I'm in the club 'sleep cause that lean got me trippin
Plus I smoked a ounce, nigga?
Plus I'm on the mollies, nigga?
Clear crystals keep me up
That lean bring me down, nigga

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1445 on: October 18, 2014, 06:41:48 pm »
Staples is right next door to my work and they threw a nice brand new office chair in the trash today for having scuffed legs on it, free upgrade from the wooden piece of shit I was using

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1446 on: October 18, 2014, 06:45:26 pm »
I wonder if you can get a baby high by blowing weed smoke in a girl's snatch

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1447 on: October 18, 2014, 06:47:50 pm »
I wonder if you can get a baby high by blowing weed smoke in a girl's snatch
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1448 on: October 18, 2014, 07:13:21 pm »
Cocaine & bitches tonight. I've invited my boss around to slam my gf's mate. This is going to be an orgy.

Take a whole two liter, pour a whole pint in it
Man, I'm in the club 'sleep cause that lean got me trippin
Plus I smoked a ounce, nigga?
Plus I'm on the mollies, nigga?
Clear crystals keep me up
That lean bring me down, nigga



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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1449 on: October 18, 2014, 10:38:51 pm »
4-HO-MET & AL-LAD on the way  :psych: 



So, whenever the order gets here I'll have a 1 blotter surplus of LSZ and AL-LAD each... trade for?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1450 on: October 19, 2014, 08:59:39 am »
LSZ sounds fake and Haddad jewish
My fat girlfriend came over for the first time in a 3 months and I busted the biggest load on her tits while on dxm and buspar because buspar is like fuckin viagracialis for me eveythings goin great, piracetam made visuals like in a sigma plateaulatticevectorfractal
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1451 on: October 19, 2014, 09:43:33 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01ja-hEqvIs

lsz would be all right if it didn't last so fucking long.  I doubt it will synthed again in the near future since so much product is lost in isolating the S,S isomer it isn't really worth doing
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1452 on: October 19, 2014, 07:34:59 pm »
LSZ sounds fake and Haddad jewish
My fat girlfriend came over for the first time in a 3 months and I busted the biggest load on her tits while on dxm and buspar because buspar is like fuckin viagracialis for me eveythings goin great, piracetam made visuals like in a sigma plateaulatticevectorfractal

lol, holy shit fucking buspar, I used to sniff those all the time in jail then immediately regret doing so, basically it's like an adrenalin rush for like 10 minutes then you feel like crashing (at least in jail where drugs have been known to affect people differently) and could basically drop to the floor and fall asleep. They give you a weak kinda headache if you sniff too much. Fuck, I sniffed 5 one time fuckin flew.

 Everyone calls them "buzz bars" and I didn't know their pharmaceutical name was similar even in jail they're kinda seen as a drug for fiends but I'd still sniff them out of boredom sometimes. I think I sniffed 2 and tried to play baseball once. Fuck, they're pretty gross. Everytime I did them I'd say "ok, I'm gonna remember this, last time" but then a few weeks later I'd be walking around bored and decide to go tell someone to give me some of their meds.

I couldn't imagine doing them on the street. Get help.


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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1453 on: October 20, 2014, 07:50:47 am »
Seriously though I'm debating on cutting this ant in half for science maybe it'll grow into more ants the world may never know.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1454 on: October 20, 2014, 07:59:48 am »
I miss Zoklet.