The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition

[The Duke]

He's being a dick though. We may come.to blows.

[John Smith]

I want to steal or illegally harvest mescaline containing cacti.

[The Duke]

I want some steak. Also, I'm starting to listen to country, that's all this guy.listens to.

[RisiR]

I want to steal or illegally harvest mescaline containing cacti.

Why don't you just buy them on Ebay? I'm serious.

[Rizzo in a box]

I've got a new phone, but I was so used to being phoneless...meh.

[The Duke]

Rizzo, tell me how to be homeless, I'm fucked.

[RisiR]

Goodbye guys, it was fun.

[Calzone]

Got a fucking calc quiz in the morning. Debating just sleeping through it and blaming my insomnia, as per usual.

[Calzone]

Goodbye guys, it was fun.

Leaving so soon? The party's only begun

serious, we booked a clown and everything

[John Smith]

Rizzo, tell me how to be homeless, I'm fucked.

Go to San Francisco or some other liberal hub and take advantage of the social services. You could also sell drugs and/or your ass to wealthy men in SF, make them wear a condom. Buy Crown Skinless Skin in bulk, it is often the most highly rated condom and is available at fair prices. It will lead to much higher customer satisfaction. Or you could risk it, if you don't expect to live long anyway. Chance of getting caught is near zero if done properly and penalties would be light in that area anyway.  You'll be an std free first timer and could attract good money with the proper marketing.

http://www.sparechangenews.net/homelessness-and-poverty/angry-young-poor-look-world-traveler-kids/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutter_punk#Cities_of_congregation

You have nothing there, your family won't help you, and it clearly hasn't been that good so far. What's stopping you?

[Rizzo in a box]

Rizzo, tell me how to be homeless, I'm fucked.

What are your resources and what's your current situation? You're going to really need to draw on your inner strength and do whatever it takes. Winter is coming, brah.

[The Duke]

I gotta moped and a suitcase. Plus an interesting mind.

[The Duke]

And a phone with. Unlimited minutes and food stamps.

[Rizzo in a box]

You've actually got a lot to work with, relatively speaking. You could definitely sell drugs. Learning how to make your food stamps stretch will be a thing.

Right now I suppose your biggest concern is shelter.

btw thanks are now enabled. TIME FOR THE INAUGURAL TRT THANKS PARTY

edit: seems they're disabled now - disregard. lol

[Midnight Sun]

Had some of the best cocktails ever today.  The wells was better than most top shelf

#drinkBetter