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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #945 on: September 29, 2014, 04:17:21 am »
PoC, for the love of God please dont start your shit. Nothing is normal ever in my.life...

Did you see what he wrote about you?

Oh god, of Hydro's baby?!

Whatever happened between you and hydro anyway?

Last I heard you were second in line if her marriage fell apart.

Think of how perfect it would be, you're both trapped in terrible soul crushing destructive environments that you hate, working low paying menial jobs you loathe, and don't really have much that should be tying you down, once you resolve any feelings of obligation. Why not make a plan to move together to a place with much better opportunities? Some areas are booming and have very low unemployment, along with high wages, and you don't need to be particularly skilled, some are entry level and still pay well, with quick opportunities for advancement and a nice raise once you get out of the training period. Or a large metropolitan area, maybe a place with great weather and a good transportation system, if you prefer one; a lot of people and opportunities, many things to do. It's such a different experience compared to small towns or dying regions. You already know each other and would get along, Hydro being an angel and having withstood the horrors of her family her entire life. By contrast, you would probably be a savior to her. You could live together to save money on rent and due to not having to have duplicates of many things, support each other, have someone there when you come home at night. I imagine it can be very nice to not having to sleep alone every day of your life, to come home to an empty house every single day. You both like drugs and are very open to experiences, it would be great to have someone to share them with, not having to feel any shame, to hide things and hold back like you would with nearly everyone.

Being Single Is a Luxury
http://econlog.econlib.org/archives/2012/02/being_single_is.html

We were never anything more than casual friends and we don't even talk anymore.

I also have zero interest in being in a relationship with anyone at this point in my life. And I don't/didn't like her like that anyways, no offense but she isn't intimate relationship material.

"no offense but she isn't intimate relationship material." What do you think he meant by that?

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #946 on: September 29, 2014, 05:03:50 am »
no it's a joke man, I'm gay. I'd never fuck a woman lol, the thought of pussy disgusts me.

Sometimes I have guilty thoughts of fucking a natural born bottom like Lanny, sometimes cross dressed, and saying "Oh god, why is it so good?"

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #947 on: September 29, 2014, 07:09:24 am »

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #948 on: September 29, 2014, 09:45:25 am »
Summer 2015 the Oculus Rift consumer version will be released. I hope that one day soon I'll never have to go outside again, not even to preserve my sanity.

Imagine if instead of Tinychat people met in a virtual room, able to choose highly realistic avatars created by the game/program using digital pictures of themselves.

Definitely want to try it on drugs.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #949 on: September 29, 2014, 10:17:42 am »
Summer 2015 the Oculus Rift consumer version will be released. I hope that one day soon I'll never have to go outside again, not even to preserve my sanity.

Imagine if instead of Tinychat people met in a virtual room, able to choose highly realistic avatars created by the game/program using digital pictures of themselves.

Definitely want to try it on drugs.
Thus sounds like something malice would say

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #950 on: September 29, 2014, 10:46:15 am »
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When DARPA researchers induced flow artificially (using transcranial stimulation) they found the target acquisition skills of military snipers improved 230%. In a similar, but non-military study, researchers at Advanced Brain Monitoring in Carlsbad, CA found that an artificially induced flow state cut the time it took to train novice snipers up to the expert level by 50%.

http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/amping-up-brain-function/

If this is accurate and true then transcranial stimulation could be better than any nootropic available by an enormous margin. Most aren't even worth using.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #951 on: September 29, 2014, 11:12:05 am »
Thus sounds like something malice would say

Think about how extreme some video game addicts are, how long some people spend playing games, like with World of Warcraft. What will the effects be with the Oculus? What if it's capable of being even more addicting to some people and they spend most of their waking hours using it? I wonder how your brain will adapt. What if eventually, for the types that never go outside or move much, they develop long term effects due to being accumulated to functioning within the Oculus, and have difficulty functioning in real life?

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #952 on: September 29, 2014, 12:05:22 pm »
Golum, I've never met you but your posting style made me hate you from the first post I read of you.

Imagine this.

Hydromorphone is indeed pregnant with your baby. Well, babies. Quadruplets. And all four of them have down syndrome but because of some hippy bullshit you've figured it out too late to abort and because Hydromorphone is apparantely a fat fuck with a fat pussy the extremely  strenous natural shamanistic birth in a kiddy pool behind the horse shack you chose will kill her. All four of the mongoloids survive and you're now left with them and have to raise them, without any financial income, in a garage full of chickens with another guy who accepts you as his new wife and fucks your fat ass like he used to fuck Hydromorphone's fat pussy and then you both cry while holding a starving mongo baby in each arm.

Yea... that's fucked up. Good luck.
 
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #953 on: September 29, 2014, 12:35:50 pm »
Sup y'all. I missed Malice's nihilistic postings. Good to see The Duke's still kicking.

Have a hook up for some peng lsd (hopefully it is anyway, matey ordered it from one the of DW markets) and have some nice diddlys so this weekend I'mma be "candyflipping" my nuts off.

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« Reply #954 on: September 29, 2014, 12:41:39 pm »
Sup y'all. I missed Malice's nihilistic postings. Good to see The Duke's still kicking.

Have a hook up for some peng lsd (hopefully it is anyway, matey ordered it from one the of DW markets) and have some nice diddlys so this weekend I'mma be "candyflipping" my nuts off.
Do a Marquis reagent test and find out if you got the real deal. :tup:

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquis_reagent
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #955 on: September 29, 2014, 01:09:35 pm »
You guys can't do shit to me

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #956 on: September 29, 2014, 01:11:33 pm »
Nah I'm confident about the pills, reading pillreports they're a minimum of 160mg, they could just be bunk copies but I doubt it,  judging by what people were saying about them.

I'm more dubious about the acid being one of the 25 nbomes or DOx. Either way it'll be good.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #957 on: September 29, 2014, 01:16:01 pm »
Nah I'm confident about the pills, reading pillreports they're a minimum of 160mg, they could just be bunk copies but I doubt it,  judging by what people were saying about them.

I'm more dubious about the acid being one of the 25 nbomes or DOx. Either way it'll be good.
That's what I meant. Test the acid. LSD is the only one turning Olive and then black. Easy to find out.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #958 on: September 29, 2014, 01:19:41 pm »
Ah didn't know it worked on LSD too. I could but I cba. I feel better knowing it comes from the dark markets. If he got it from the streets then I'd be much more inclined to buy some marquis.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #959 on: September 29, 2014, 01:54:56 pm »
Test the fucking cid, dude!  >:(

Just fucking around. Have a blissful time buddy.  :tup:
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