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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1275 on: October 12, 2014, 02:11:04 am »
Don't ever do this, just got charged with my first felony. :facepalm:

You did this without leaving your house?


Also, 'your first'?  Got big plans for the future?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1276 on: October 12, 2014, 02:24:28 am »
I am fucked up :thimbsup:

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« Reply #1277 on: October 12, 2014, 02:27:32 am »
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1278 on: October 12, 2014, 02:29:42 am »
Why the fuck do I keep craving Old Fashioneds... light on the sugar, extra splash of bitters, then make it 70% bourbon and 30% club soda

I feel like the time I graduated to Marlboro Reds
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« Reply #1280 on: October 12, 2014, 02:32:07 am »
Why the fuck do I keep craving Old Fashioneds... light on the sugar, extra splash of bitters, then make it 70% bourbon and 30% club soda

I feel like the time I graduated to Marlboro Reds

could go for an oldfashion myself man

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1282 on: October 12, 2014, 02:33:19 am »
Though I did have an ultrasound done of the baby the other day... not that any of you fuckers care.

I fucking care! Did you not read my post about this! Get an abortion NOW!!!

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=439.msg30063#msg30063

You're probably so fucked up from years of drug use, medical disorders, and other physical ailments that your baby will come out severely disabled and/or the pregnancy will kill you. Is that what you want? Are you still on opioids and planning to remain off them? What effect do you think that will have on the fetus? Look at your family history, learn about heredity, it is not how you raise a child, by the time they're adults, on average, a parent has almost no impact on their outcome. You need to read about this and then decide if you really want to go through with this, at least one book, it's not very long and is easy to get through, a fun read. You can, and people regularly do, do everything perfectly, everything they can, and their children still turn out the way they do. I remember when you told me about how nearly everyone on your father's side of the family turned out to be literal child molesters. Think about it like schizophrenia or other disorders that run in the family, he was lucky (if you know every bad thing he's done), any children you have may not be, particularly with how prevalent it seemed to be. Have you ever seen a documentary, an excerpt, of a family raising a severely disabled adult? Think about how they've been going through that since its birth, and will continue to do so, to be trapped and tied down, tormented, until the day they die.

Hydro, I swear, if I knew where you lived and was nearby I would force an abortifacient into you whether you wanted it or not. You can fuck up your life all you want, but I will not allow you to ruin someone else's and put them through lifelong misery. You're a goddamn fat cow, a chunky grocery bagging junkie fuckup hick in denial still living in a shithole in Florida with her parents with her husband, living in a goddamn garage with an extension cord and no running water in there surrounded by farm animals and pets shitting all over the place, who still can't seem to get his life together and support himself and his at his age, the people you live with constantly bringing and wearing you down with the magnitude of personality flaws and habits they have, and you expect to get out of this and improve with a child? How exactly, with the power of love? By being nice to strangers and people online, which sure as hell doesn't seem to have amounted to much? You've never been able to make it before and you're never going to. I may as well buy a plane ticket to Florida, skip the abortifacient, and simply strangle you with my bare hands to put you out of your misery.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1284 on: October 12, 2014, 02:36:14 am »

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1286 on: October 12, 2014, 02:44:35 am »
Making a beer run

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1287 on: October 12, 2014, 02:47:55 am »
Making a beer run

40 of Hurricane if you're feeling buck niggery

Don't forget the chili cheese cheezburger dogs, diabeetus be damned
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1288 on: October 12, 2014, 02:52:39 am »
Woke up, poured some water into a cup with 1.5g of phenibut and drank it, then some time later had a major "life can go fuck itself, I don't give a shit" feeling and had a pretty pleasant time drifting in and out of consciousness for the next 5 or 6 hours.

Also, 'your first'?  Got big plans for the future?

No, not really. I'm not in the mood for creating a good story.

Dont think ima be able to hang much longer shits getting blurry

I was having a prolonged dream about being in bed with my sister, watching something, in the spoons position. It wasn't overtly sexual at the time, we were both clothed under the blanket, although her ass was right against my crotch and I had an erection. As I imagine it would be in real life I was wondering whether she knew and we both felt the same way, whether she could feel it, and was occasionally moving around a bit, grinding against her just enough to not trigger obvious suspicion.

Then she moved out from under the covers and went behind me, bent over and whispered in my ear "Do you want to have se-" and just at that moment some kids rode by on their scooters and woke me up. Fuuuuuuu :mad:

Started NoFap on the 10th, planning on doing it at least a month to see what effect it has. Some people have had pretty significant positive effects, elimination of anxiety/social anxiety, increase in confidence and drive. Of course anecdotes aren't hard data, but I don't know what terms to put into the NCBI or google to get the results I want. It seems like the kind of thing that there's bound to have been a study done on, hopefully one with sound methodology.

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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1289 on: October 12, 2014, 03:21:16 am »
I'm tempted to test whether I'm immune to etizolam withdrawal. I bet I could take 10mg, take a trip to San Francisco, and be just fine.

Don't ever do this, just got charged with my first felony. :facepalm:

Haha, do tell! Felony, etizolam isn't scheduled is it? So that means you did something under the influence. I wanna hear, SF is pretty fucking lenient with being a loon in public.