The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition

[1337]

A few times before my great grandma died, I smoked weed with her. She had debilitating chronic back pain and she was only on 3x 5/325 hydrocodone per day; smoking helped her a lot. A week before she died, she was put on a minimum 5mg (up to 20mg) morphine every 2 hours, so she was out-of-her-noggin high on that. I was afraid they would do an autopsy on her and run a tox screen so the whole family would find out I smoked with her. Luckily, she was under hospice care, so the medical examiner just reviewed her medical records and signed off on it. Dodged a shitstorm there.

[John Smith]

You're a drug addled, anti social feline fucking sand nigger hermit.

That will never happen.

It's called paranoid schizophrenia. It would make me feel better.

I've read that Jesus, if he existed, may have been anointed with hemp oil, which would explain his experience.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2003/jan/06/science.religion
http://www.vice.com/read/did-jesus-perform-his-miracles-with-cannabis-oil

[unbreakable matter]

I wonder if malice has passed the point of no return

god bless your heart son

[John Smith]

It's very possible, my brain is undoubtedly malfunctioning. I definitely have not felt of sound mind for some time now.

[unbreakable matter]

It's all relative you idiot

I think your obsessive autistic routine is probably your biggest barrier

[1337]

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/shelley-dufresne-teacher-accused-in-threesome-case-wants-house-arrest-eased/

Fuck me, all my high school teachers were old and/or fat. They all retired after I graduated, and now there are some delicious nubile teachers in there. That 16 year old kid got what 90% of men want, and fucked it all up by opening his fat fucking mouth.

[John Smith]

Theese niggers are burning down the whole fucking county. I have to go into that shit in the morning to get my fix, gonna be hectic.

This is beautiful. I wish semiazas would post more about his life.

[mashleshmash]

A few times before my great grandma died, I smoked weed with her. She had debilitating chronic back pain and she was only on 3x 5/325 hydrocodone per day; smoking helped her a lot. A week before she died, she was put on a minimum 5mg (up to 20mg) morphine every 2 hours, so she was out-of-her-noggin high on that. I was afraid they would do an autopsy on her and run a tox screen so the whole family would find out I smoked with her. Luckily, she was under hospice care, so the medical examiner just reviewed her medical records and signed off on it. Dodged a shitstorm there.

lol you really trippin over that

[1337]

So what's the over/under on nignog Ferguson arrests? Only 61 were arrested last night, Jessie Jackson/Al Sharpton needs to rile them up so we hit the line.

A few times before my great grandma died, I smoked weed with her. She had debilitating chronic back pain and she was only on 3x 5/325 hydrocodone per day; smoking helped her a lot. A week before she died, she was put on a minimum 5mg (up to 20mg) morphine every 2 hours, so she was out-of-her-noggin high on that. I was afraid they would do an autopsy on her and run a tox screen so the whole family would find out I smoked with her. Luckily, she was under hospice care, so the medical examiner just reviewed her medical records and signed off on it. Dodged a shitstorm there.

lol you really trippin over that

Are you asking a question or making a statement? I was not like legally afraid (I should have said worried), just worried about stirring up a whole lot of bullshit that I didn't need during an already stressful time. At the time the family was already pissed at me, they tried to do an intervention thing, but I pissed clean for everything, lol.

[Gollumkip]

Malice- I want to hear about your facial hair growing experiments. I remember you using SOMETHING to stimulate hair growth.

[1337]

Malice- I want to hear about your facial hair growing experiments. I remember you using SOMETHING to stimulate hair growth.

He used generic Rogain (minoxidil). Testosterone therapy also increases body hair growth

[Gollumkip]

"Minoxidil must be used indefinitely for continued support of existing hair follicles and the maintenance of any experienced hair regrowth."

^Sounds kinda shitty to upkeep that. Interested in hearing our beloved cat fucker's experience with this. You've all seen my mascara laden mexistache, it's either got to toughen up or it's going.

[Brain surgeon]

So wht the fuck, this site is even deader than usual.

Did idio make that new site and cause a bunch of new factioning?

[mashleshmash]

That forum isn't open til thursday...it's just dying 

[Zero]

Fucking business is slow and all my employees are taking days off with bullshit excuses. My gf is an annoying bitch and i just don't have the enthusiasm to do anything. I feel like life is becoming dull and repetitive, with nothing to gain but depressing misery. I might just sack everyone and hang myself.