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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1590 on: October 26, 2014, 02:59:55 pm »
why did you triangle
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1591 on: October 26, 2014, 04:27:27 pm »
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1592 on: October 26, 2014, 04:40:23 pm »
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1593 on: October 26, 2014, 04:44:43 pm »
What's the volume of your flaccid penis?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1594 on: October 26, 2014, 04:58:45 pm »
im like 5-6 in erect, 2-4 flaccid, 1-2 on meth
has a large circumfrence through, which i have not yet measured
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1595 on: October 26, 2014, 07:02:28 pm »
why wouldn't you triangle
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1596 on: October 27, 2014, 01:45:11 am »
I am the most depressed person on Earth. I was crying last night while thinking "I don't want to die." I'm afraid of how bad this could become.

Sploo, have you hear of this guy before? https://www.google.com/search?q=Mitchell+Heisman

His writing doesn't seem particularly impressive. The last few chapters before the bibliography may be worth speed reading through. I doubt he had a solid reason for not waiting for the singularity.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1597 on: October 27, 2014, 01:58:36 am »
almost 2000 pages, jesus. How did you find this guy?
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1598 on: October 27, 2014, 02:04:07 am »
What a pretentious, phony piece of shit. I know someone just like him, too (right down to the psychology degree), so at least I can get some personal enjoyment from Heisman's suicide.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1599 on: October 27, 2014, 05:11:20 am »
50 posts per page--32 page master race.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1600 on: October 27, 2014, 08:58:26 am »
Jesus the nature around here is boring as fuck, and it gets even worse the farther south you go. Fucking arid adapted plants and wildlife.

I wish there was a good place close by to trip at. I know about Yosemite, I wonder if there's a good private bus company with a route to there. Check it out one day to familiarize yourself and become comfortable with the area, trip the next time.

Quote from: Lanny on October 27, 2014, 01:58:36 am
almost 2000 pages, jesus. How did you find this guy?

Lol, I was browsing /pol on 8chan.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1601 on: October 27, 2014, 03:17:15 pm »
Have you ever been over to muir woods? It's pretty cool and foresty and shit. Really all of Marin is pretty nice.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1602 on: October 27, 2014, 03:23:27 pm »
Best to 'trip' on private land, if possible

there's nothing quite like an encounter with a DNR officer as you are crawling stark naked through moist leaf understory while babbling unintelligibly
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1603 on: October 28, 2014, 03:26:54 am »
First time I broke through on DMT me and my friends went to this small little reserve. There was a path that went ALL around it and we basically just hid in the middle of it which was blocked by some hills, sat on a log and smoked dmt. People were probably like 200ft away. It was good enough for DMT since nobody really goes hiking up through all that brush and we only needed so long. It's beautiful tripping in nature. Last time I did LSD was at a beautiful fucking spring and even though there were people around it wasn't bad. There's really no comparison imo. I have no desire to trip away from nature anymore it's just wonderful to be out there.
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Re: The retarded thread: Send zok back to africa edition
« Reply #1604 on: October 28, 2014, 05:43:13 pm »
Got a half ounce of weed, bottle of Woodford Reserve, 6 pack of Flying Dog Gonzo Imperial Porter 9.2% and a 12 pack of Great Lakes Brewery variety to hold me over at this Halloween party I'm going to
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