Best Posts of the Day.

[Slave of the Beast]

Rules of this thread:

1) Quote which is the best post you've seen on Sanctuary from today, and onwards, on a daily basis. I admit 'today' and international time zones don't mix too well; you get the idea.

2) There's no limit on the number of posts you select per day (try and be sensible), but if you choose more than one please put the best of your quoted selections first.

3) Give some reason why you think the best post, i.e. the first quote you posted, is the best you've seen that day.

4) If you revise your decision from No. 3, please say why.

5) And no, you can not choose your own posts!

I would get the ball rolling but I'm crippled by own rules (No.5) There are no rules as to what should qualify a 'best post', but I'd strongly encourage you to pick something that isn't just a flame or a one liner. Something with content or originality is much preferred. So... who's going to be the first in selecting the finest Sanctuary has to offer today?

[starvingniglet]

Who's zek?

[splooge gook]

use GMT 00:00

[RisiR]

You piece of shit stole my idea. Since Arnox seems to love cramming all posts into giant threads I thought about doing the same.

I would've called it "The Official Amazing Shitpost Wonderland Spectacle Thread", though. Oh well.

[equanimity]

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=3446.0

whoa so meta

[Slave of the Beast]

You piece of shit stole my idea. Since Arnox seems to love cramming all posts into giant threads I thought about doing the same.

Lol.

I would've called it "The Official Amazing Shitpost Wonderland Spectacle Thread", though. Oh well.

I love the colour you inject into your title RisiR, I even prefer it to mine, but you know it would go horribly wrong. SG threads have 50/50 clusterfuck potential at the best of times.

[starvingniglet]

You piece of shit stole my idea. Since Arnox seems to love cramming all posts into giant threads I thought about doing the same.

I would've called it "The Official Amazing Shitpost Wonderland Spectacle Thread", though. Oh well.

But....isn't every thread an "Official Amazing Shitpost Wonderland Spectacle Thread"?

[Infinityshock]

Look at this...the speshul Olympics of the internet

Remember kids, no matter who wins...youre still a retart

[Slave of the Beast]

http://www.intosanctuary.com/index.php?topic=3446.0

whoa so meta

Meta was a supermod. Thank you for your vote of confidence, Equanimity.

[equanimity]

We believe in you, Slave.

[RisiR]

You piece of shit stole my idea. Since Arnox seems to love cramming all posts into giant threads I thought about doing the same.

Lol.

I would've called it "The Official Amazing Shitpost Wonderland Spectacle Thread", though. Oh well.

I love the colour you inject into your title RisiR, I even prefer it to mine, but you know it would go horribly wrong. SG threads have 50/50 clusterfuck potential at the best of times.

I admire your optimism.

You piece of shit stole my idea. Since Arnox seems to love cramming all posts into giant threads I thought about doing the same.

I would've called it "The Official Amazing Shitpost Wonderland Spectacle Thread", though. Oh well.

But....isn't every thread an "Official Amazing Shitpost Wonderland Spectacle Thread"?

Yea... I'm working on it.

[RisiR]

Let's start this shit with the first legit entry.

He's angry always.  Punches holes in the walls, breaks shit and threatens me with violence.

This worried me greatly... I thought he'd killed himself.  Tends to happen in my family.

Do not be afraid. This site is covered with spiders, patiently waiting for their webs to tingle with the news of others' misery. When we feel the vibrations caused by someone's sobbing we'll soon came crawling faster than you can blink, out of every dark corner and recess. Before you can even think to move your body will be covered by us. And you'll feel much better once we've entombed you in a silken cocoon of love and comfort and have made nests in your ears so that we can whisper sweet things to you, and on your eyes so that we can gently brush away your tears with a hundred nimble and rapidly moving legs. Eyes that will be permanently opened with strong threads of silk. You'll never blink again and so will always be able to see that we're with you, on you, in you, and no one can remove our caring embrace no matter how hard they try.

I guess, the piece I chose speaks for itself.

[equanimity]

^Post was creepy and made no sense.

[Michael Myers]

What a shitty thread. You're not even funny.

[Slave of the Beast]

We believe in you, Slave.

Yes, yes... let's cut the crap... if I wanted a 'pre-op transgender passive-aggressive sarcasm' thread I'd have included that in the title. If as a staff member you can't contribute anything other than your butthurt to this thread then go and masturbate (whichever set of genitals you prefer) in someone else's thread.

Anyway enough of that shite:

Thank you, RisiR, for the first entry!