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Offline Slave of the Beast

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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #30 on: October 21, 2014, 07:29:50 am »
In my defense, I was responding to DaGuru..

Irrelevant.

Rules of this thread:

5) And no, you can not choose your own posts!

And with that, I'd also like to nominate this post for best post of the day, that is if my first response to DG doesnt make the cut. ;)

Odd that someone who suffers from verbal diarrhea can at the same time be illiterate.

Enough. Take it to B&M or the next off-topic text wall you post is getting reported.

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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #31 on: October 21, 2014, 07:51:54 am »
No, actually I think all the off-topic posts should be cleaned up. Yours and mine included so as not to take away from this threads initial integrity. But it wasn't just us, there were a lot of off topic posts in there. Sorry about that, I suppose I overlooked that in the OP.. if I even really read it all the way.
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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #32 on: October 21, 2014, 10:38:03 am »
I guess this is the next best option when we can't have our fucking thanks













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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #33 on: October 22, 2014, 03:12:39 am »
The problem with fusion is that we'll probably need Helium 3 to get that working in our lifetimes, which means mining it from the moon. This is because deuterium-tritium fusion tends to burn out the containment magnets with high energy neutrons.

Until we have better battery technology, transportation is going to have to run on chemical fuel (not necessarily fossil fuel in origin) due to the energy density. Of course, if more of our shipping was done via rail, it wouldn't be overly difficult to rig a way to supply power.

The biggest problem is that people are total pussies about nuclear. Our electricity needs would be set except for that the public still thinks that nuclear plants glow in the dark (you catch more radiation from the exhaust on a coal plant), and that the nuclear industry is too cheap to reprocess their waste, which would all but eliminate the nuclear waste problem.

Of course, wind/solar are also good, because they will never run out and reduce the amount of consumables needed, as well as grid load, if managed properly.

As to the original post: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA. That's good. Tell me another one.


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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #34 on: October 22, 2014, 03:47:41 am »
We believe in you, Slave.

Yes, yes... let's cut the crap... if I wanted a 'pre-op transgender passive-aggressive sarcasm' thread I'd have included that in the title. If as a staff member you can't contribute anything other than your butthurt to this thread then go and masturbate (whichever set of genitals you prefer) in someone else's thread.


 I like this combination because its funny how five words can incite yet "another" laudable redundant retort from Slave, complete with butthurt, genitals, and masturbation, while once again striving to call attention to of his blatant victimization. If I were a psychology major, I'd assume Slave has an unspoken crush on ole equanimity.. it almost borderlines on obsession. You romantic, you..

As someone who is openly kind of a fan of hers, she seems pretty capable of taking care of herself. White knighting not only redundant, but it never gets you the girl anyway.
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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #35 on: October 22, 2014, 03:54:44 am »
He's a rook, not a knight! ;)


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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #36 on: October 22, 2014, 04:28:33 am »
Well that changes everything. Chicks love horsies.
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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2014, 05:18:23 am »
red circle diagonal line cancel symbol everywhere

^^^^ Since I'll get bitched at if I dont have a submission..

 lol, Ah yesterday was an off day for me. I overly engaged in conversation that I would have normally passed on, and probably should have. I'm sure I'll get a reply to that sentence as well.. just glad I can help occupy your guys time while your here. As far as getting the girl, I'm already engaged to a fantastic woman in real life. And as far as white knighting, yea.. I do have a habit of over playing the card of the morally adjusted good guy from time to time.. odd, that I would actively choose to posts in a place like this, but.. my prerogative. And even the few people I get into it with on here, aren't necessarily terrible all the time, from my perspective. Shit, what would you guys do without someone like me to rage against? It would be pretty dull... lol.. I'll shut up now though, as to not take the fun out of it.

 Last but certainly not least, my alis "Rook" is not a reference to the chess piece. Though I am a chess enthusiast (suck as it greatly btw), my alias was meant in the context of the bird from the Corvidae family.. not unlike the crow, or raven. Just thought I'd lend that insight..
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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2014, 11:38:19 am »
Fuck you, Rook. You're not as great as you think you are. Infact, you suck fat nigger schlong. Faggot.
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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2014, 01:44:05 pm »
Fuck you, Rook. You're not as great as you think you are. Infact, you suck fat nigger schlong. Faggot.

Finally we agree on something. Is it just me or did this kid register last week, spam his way to 400 posts for the starz, and now think everyone gives a fuck about him? He never even says anything of value, just long blocks of paragraph written in a educated way. Take your boyfriend balls deep and gtfo
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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #40 on: October 24, 2014, 04:23:28 pm »
My following contribution was chosen because it paints a beautiful and assumingly accurate picture of the author's life by simple means.

I shit my boxers the other day while eating raising cluck cluck caines chicken infront of my cranberries, I didn't care though she is super gross
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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #41 on: October 24, 2014, 09:43:10 pm »
know one has still explained to me who zek is
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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #42 on: October 24, 2014, 09:49:22 pm »
know one has still explained to me who zek is

You should know, you were a member of zoklet just like the rest of us.  It is not our responsibility to explain everything to you.  Do you pay attention to anything other than your own goofy 'tears for fears' life?
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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #43 on: October 24, 2014, 09:56:08 pm »
know one has still explained to me who zek is

You should know, you were a member of zoklet just like the rest of us.  It is not our responsibility to explain everything to you.  Do you pay attention to anything other than your own goofy 'tears for fears' life?

Hey, man nothing wrong with tears for fears. And I guess I just tend to not pay attention to all the retardation on there/here. There's to much to keep track of. Not everyone knows who I am, and I'm fine with that.
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« Reply #44 on: October 24, 2014, 09:58:11 pm »
Hey, man nothing wrong with tears for fears. And I guess I just tend to not pay attention to all the retardation on there/here. There's to much to keep track of. Not everyone knows who I am, and I'm fine with that.

You don't remember the guy who left his family to go live as a tranny?  He had a bunch of different usernames but the last one was something with IDK in it I think.
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