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Offline Slave of the Beast

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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #60 on: November 06, 2014, 09:33:04 pm »
This made me laugh. Very few posts do that. Infracted for flaming in the designated flaming forum; the only place (aside from NIMF) where calling someone a faggot is, by the forum's very definiton, always on topic.

It's quite Pythonesque.

Actually he was banned for blatant derailing after having already been warned once but OK.

Derailing, eh? You've made 4 posts in this thread. None of them have anything to do with the OP topic.

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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #61 on: November 06, 2014, 09:36:03 pm »
today i smoked syncans and dxn and earned something about sexual i wengt in a trip on
Everything I post iz fiction

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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #62 on: November 10, 2014, 08:54:06 pm »
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. “’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door— Only this and nothing more.” Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore— For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore— Nameless here for evermore. And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating “’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door— Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;— This it is and nothing more.” Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, “Sir,” said I, “or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you”—here I opened wide the door;— Darkness there and nothing more. Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, “Lenore?” This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, “Lenore!”— Merely this and nothing more. Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before. “Surely,” said I, “surely that is something at my window lattice; Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore— Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;— ’Tis the wind and nothing more!” Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore; Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door— Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door— Perched, and sat, and nothing more. Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, “Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore— Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!” Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.” Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly, Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore; For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door— Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door, With such name as “Nevermore.” But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. Nothing farther then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered— Till I scarcely more than muttered “Other friends pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming, And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow 
How you manage to avoid getting infracted for this shite I do not know.
if Sploo or bling would do sort of stuff in every thread they would get banned and the function would be taken away like it did with Constantinople and font sizes.

Double standards all over the place.

1. Flooding/Spamming
1. Blatant derailment of a thread
2. Perpetually harassing other users
3. Illegible or incoherent posts

So there are no rules you can pick out that have been or could easily be subject to abuse?


Interesting...

I made my post because I legit cannot see where the problem is with any rules. When you say that each one of the rules could be used by a moderator with a grudge I dont see it. I truly dont. Maybe you can help me see it.

This one was good, bringing to question why Lanny the troll hasn't been banned yet for perpetually abusing daguru with his illegible posts which he spams all over our forums.
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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #64 on: November 20, 2014, 02:07:37 pm »
It's early, but I'm nominating this for POTD:

One instance I took her skirt and went into the bathroom and put it on while masturbating.  I came so hard.

Totally not gay

also obbe: I don't get banned because I'm the best poster ever.

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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #65 on: November 20, 2014, 10:29:39 pm »
It's early, but I'm nominating this for POTD:

One instance I took her skirt and went into the bathroom and put it on while masturbating.  I came so hard.

Totally not gay

also obbe: I don't get banned because I'm the best poster ever.

More like because of tranny love.
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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #66 on: November 20, 2014, 10:32:08 pm »
you seem angrier than usual lately obbe. very unbecoming of a spritfag, I have to say

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« Reply #67 on: November 20, 2014, 10:51:07 pm »
you seem angrier than usual lately obbe. very unbecoming of a spritfag, I have to say

It's part of the unification of a duality, faggot.
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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #68 on: November 20, 2014, 11:12:04 pm »
Everyone else just calls it PMS mate

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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #69 on: November 20, 2014, 11:17:29 pm »
Everyone else just calls it PMS mate

Only women and the gender confused do.
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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #70 on: November 20, 2014, 11:21:58 pm »
You're right, no man has enunciated the syllables "pee em ess" before in the history of our species

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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #71 on: November 21, 2014, 12:12:51 am »
You're right, no man has enunciated the syllables "pee em ess" before in the history of our species

Not when describing themselves, no.
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Re: Best Posts of the Day.
« Reply #72 on: November 22, 2014, 02:57:53 am »
right here