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Title: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 01:37:49 am
(http://i.imgur.com/JSGFfS0.jpg)
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 01:38:24 am
this picture gave me the warm fuzzies and that makes me angry
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Post by: Lanny on October 05, 2014, 01:45:32 am
She looks like a normal human so pretty low. But you never know, maybe she's one of those cute girls who's actually disturbed and a total freak.
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Post by: Dumpster Slut on October 05, 2014, 02:46:33 am
she has low confidence, you're in.
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Post by: mojo4567 on October 05, 2014, 02:52:32 am
She looks like an in the closet lesbian
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 02:54:48 am
she looks adorable
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Post by: mojo4567 on October 05, 2014, 03:00:49 am
she looks adorable


Then just put on the moves. If that doesnt work rape that hoe and take whats yours
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 03:06:51 am
I bet she wants to be a veterinarian

tell her you have kitten print bedsheets and by the time she realizes you don't it's too late
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Post by: degenerate matter on October 05, 2014, 04:36:53 am
Too old
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Post by: SBTlauien on October 05, 2014, 04:38:56 am
I like her.
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 04:49:11 am
 she looks super wholesome and innocent, I bet she was listening to "walk of the earth: red hands" when that picture was taken
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 04:49:25 am
I posted "she has low confidence, you're in." on that photo and she liked the comment

i try to stay  between the lines of skin

just because i am not

don't mean that i can i feel
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Post by: Lanny on October 05, 2014, 04:55:24 am
she looks super wholesome and innocent, I bet she was listening to "walk of the earth: red hands" when that picture was taken

I really wanted to know what she was listening to when I saw the pic. I could see it going either way, like off-top-40 pseudo-folk/indie seem likely but I could also imagine her being into gnarly experimental genres and eastern european traditional.
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 04:56:45 am
she looks like she's content eating her lunch by lonesome so you should snuggle up next to her and eat her sugar sandwich
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 04:57:48 am
she looks super wholesome and innocent, I bet she was listening to "walk of the earth: red hands" when that picture was taken

I really wanted to know what she was listening to when I saw the pic. I could see it going either way, like off-top-40 pseudo-folk/indie seem likely but I could also imagine her being into gnarly experimental genres and eastern european traditional.

No, I can hear "red hands" through the picture. "The arcade fire" is too edgy for her
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Post by: Lanny on October 05, 2014, 04:59:32 am
sploo, ask her what kind of music she's into. Also tell her I'm gonna think a lot less of her if she says "red hands".
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 05:00:26 am
fucking neighborhood #2 is a fucking phenomenal song/video based on the true story of gangs of children who ran wild through the streets of MTL when the power was out for like 2-4 weeks during an ice storm and they sent in the national guard, lol. It was like Canadian Katrina cept not that many ppl died and it was snow and gangs of children everywhere

their first two albums were good but that suburbs shit was wayyyyy 2 mainstream mannnn, I couldn't jack off to that "the sprawl" video either
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 05:00:43 am
(http://i.imgur.com/j9Yy0W3.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opmxWe1tuvw

it's meant to be
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 05:03:37 am
i can shit out bass cacophonies all day long :mean: :smug:
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Post by: degenerate matter on October 05, 2014, 05:06:07 am
Stratocaster, lol pleb
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 05:10:06 am
Strats are pretty dope, wtf is a teenage girl gonna get a gibson les paul cuz zakk wylde has one? A strat is like $800 that she got from her parents for her birthday and if it's got some nice custom humfuckerz it can get on a LP's level

I bet you play Ibanez because you have fat and weak fingers

Sploo, turn down the fucking gain you spastic, you're playing a fucking bass
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 05:10:23 am
then again, this was her four years ago

(http://i.imgur.com/0aL99j2.jpg)

now she looks like a small child who is also not a small child who would fill your soul with bunnies

is she a soul eater?
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 05:11:20 am
"I need to wear a fake tan every day so that the bears don't see me" - Spectral
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 05:15:01 am
maybe she secretly posts on thedirty.com
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Post by: Lanny on October 05, 2014, 05:16:16 am
(http://i.imgur.com/j9Yy0W3.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opmxWe1tuvw

it's meant to be

I like how the recommended videos afterwards are two Brand New songs, a Front Bottoms song, and some random Fantano review.

fucking neighborhood #2 is a fucking phenomenal song/video based on the true story of gangs of children who ran wild through the streets of MTL when the power was out for like 2-4 weeks during an ice storm and they sent in the national guard, lol. It was like Canadian Katrina cept not that many ppl died and it was snow and gangs of children everywhere

their first two albums were good but that suburbs shit was wayyyyy 2 mainstream mannnn, I couldn't jack off to that "the sprawl" video either

Ehh, IDK. I don't have anything against arcade fire but it never really clicked with me. I admit that I liked reflektor a little more than funeral but I listened to them out of release order. I feel like one day some track off funeral is going show up in a shuffle and I'm going to figure out why people go crazy for it, but that hasn't happened yet.
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 05:16:37 am
Lol, in that pic I can see her 5-10 years from now and it's kinda trashy but I dunno, it's all based on me and the degenerate soul eating girls I've been with/around, I think you know what I mean by looking at that picture, but after a second glance she really could go either way.

Either overmakeuped trashhag peon or artsy girl who lives in an apartment with murals she painted on the wall and everything in there is so comfortable you feel like her and her apartment are "le secret house against the world."

I bet the only hip hop she listens to is buck 65 and that's not really hip hop hip hop but still very dope.

I bet she doesn't relate to "the floor" though
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Post by: Lanny on October 05, 2014, 05:17:51 am
"I need to wear a fake tan every day so that the bears don't see me" - Spectral

If I had sigs enable I'd make this mine.
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 05:22:23 am

Ehh, IDK. I don't have anything against arcade fire but it never really clicked with me. I admit that I liked reflektor a little more than funeral but I listened to them out of release order. I feel like one day some track off funeral is going show up in a shuffle and I'm going to figure out why people go crazy for it, but that hasn't happened yet.

 That's actually what a lot of people say, nobody seems to genuinely like them but they just feel obligated to like them for hipster reasons but I did really like "funeral" both as a cohesive album and in sequential order. It might just be that when "rebellion (lies)" came on it was the best song on much music so I'd look forward to hearing it, also, every member of the band reminds me of people I'd talk to casually for like 1 minute about some really specific subject and think "they seem alright" then we'd go our separate ways if that makes any sense which is objectively doesn't.

 "rebellion (lies)" used to give me chills at the end when the viola (I think) comes in and the song peters out. I'm afraid to listen to it right now because I know that by consciously thinking of this is will prevent the chills and I'll think I lost part of my soul
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 05:30:53 am
what's the extent of your relationship beyond commenting on her facebook pictures?
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 05:40:23 am
i dunno i think we went to the same middle school and she's one of the few who accepted my friend request tho i didnt know her but everybody hated me but it's all cool
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Post by: Lanny on October 05, 2014, 05:45:09 am
It amazes me that sploo can make a thread with some random lolitta in OP and literally no other content yet it can somehow morph into a better discussion than like 90% of threads on this forum.
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 05:51:36 am
most threads either me or sploo post in do
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 01:46:58 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ozdCLrTrtA

this song/video accurately represents sploos environment

gangs of innocent, idealistic and fiercely loyal children roam the streets on DXM and fake weed after meeting on facebook to get revenge on stuffy top hat wearers for dubious reasons
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 02:26:50 pm
what do canadian cartoons look like?
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 02:27:17 pm
omgPI
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 02:30:05 pm
This video accurately describes Toronto and Rob Ford

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6dycCqqZS0
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 03:23:10 pm
Rob Ford literally went to the same high school as my father. I'm not a faggot like IWD, I'll post my dads PI and hope someone sends him 1000 pizzas

This is literally a canadian cartoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOiorw64suA

Other than this, the only one off the top of my head is "the barbapapas" which died like 20 years ago and is the most bizarre thing of all time to anglophones. Think "if grimace spoke french and was a shapeshifter" and that's the most accurate description of that show/book series possible cuz "muh french language rights"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAbisg02JD4

When I was 14 me and my buddy blazedit402XD and went to an all ages punk show and chilled with a drunk 30 something punk who was drinking a colt afterwards and everything he talked about kept going back to dayglo abortions. "So yeah, the beatles were cool but they were just making way for the sex pistols and then the ramones, the clash, dead kennedys and BAM Dayglo Abortions, music finally has meaning" I remember a reference to liquors being like punk bands and the apex was Dayglo Abortions. They weren't even playing, lol. I bet your city has lots of all ages shows but they're in coffeeshops and peoples parents go to them sometimes, lol


ban me for PI
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Post by: RisiR on October 05, 2014, 03:34:47 pm
Barbapapa is French. Dude, are you a French Canadian? Ugh....
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 03:36:27 pm
a french Canadian ginger lol

i'm not sure if i've ever met one of those in real life
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 03:37:27 pm
 I remember a reference to liquors being like punk bands and the apex was Dayglo Abortions. They weren't even playing, lol.
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Post by: RisiR on October 05, 2014, 03:38:54 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/JSGFfS0.jpg)

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this picture gave me the warm fuzzies and that makes me angry

Could you post a picture of your sister so we can compare the two and figure out why your emotions are so confused?
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 03:41:35 pm
what the shit, i think i've known about two people in my entire life that were canadian

oh wait, holy shit, my (dead) grandmother is french canadian and i think my (dead) grandfather is irish. this explains being a hipster and we're obviously evolving so the genes that were once for moonshine and potato beer will now be the genes fur tussin
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 03:41:56 pm
Barbapapa is French. Dude, are you a French Canadian? Ugh....

lol, no but I can speak and read french

spectral lives in french ass city and isn't bilingual in french, english or linux
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 03:44:01 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/JSGFfS0.jpg)

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this picture gave me the warm fuzzies and that makes me angry

Could you post a picture of your sister so we can compare the two and figure out why your emotions are so confused?

this is true. i've liked a wide assortment of girls though

*posts 17 pictures of PI*

not really. i mean, blonde/brown/black hairs, all porcelain white, some azns but mostly girls that have kittens in them

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Post by: RisiR on October 05, 2014, 03:46:26 pm
How old is your sister now?
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 03:46:48 pm
what the shit, i think i've known about two people in my entire life that were canadian

oh wait, holy shit, my (dead) grandmother is french canadian and i think my (dead) grandfather is irish. this explains being a hipster and we're obviously evolving so the genes that were once for moonshine and potato beer will now be the genes fur tussin

lol, you're frencher than me

french girls are cool, own their sluttiness and never fat, pics of your grandma in her swimming costume pls
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 04:00:58 pm
Is having access to all ages music venues instead guv funded community centers "white privilege." I literally saw a black guy do karaoke to NSYNC and another to that "I'm a kilroy" 80s song, I don't know whats real anymore
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 04:03:31 pm
that's in the cool part of town. all they have here are niggers. i've basically been talking to the same people that i talked to in middle school for people in the percentile out of all of the percentiles, cuz white. that about sums it up.
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Post by: millionsofdeadcats on October 05, 2014, 04:03:41 pm
that "I'm a kilroy" 80s song, I don't know whats real anymore

What, this fucking song? 

http://youtu.be/3cShYbLkhBc
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 04:48:07 pm
that's in the cool part of town. all they have here are niggers. i've basically been talking to the same people that i talked to in middle school for people in the percentile out of all of the percentiles, cuz white. that about sums it up.

I hang out with two people I've known since I was 16 but don't really like that much anymore, lol. One is a compulsive gambler because he stopped doing drugs and has OCD and Anxiety so bad he can't drive a car but owns a house and bought every coin from the Canadian mint over the last like 3-4 years. The other one literally sells weed for his mom, works a dead end job and lets his juno award winning GF run his lyfe. Both are white and I've considered whether they were "good" influences on me and decided they were. Racism seems really stupid to me. When I was 15 I got suckerpunched and had to get stitches because I mouthed off to a black guy but never thought "what a nigger." In fact, a guy I know was surrounded by a bunch of them and the one who punched me, punched and robbed him and when we were drinking later he was talking "nigger this, nigger that" and I was disgusted and wanted to punch him. Tbh I hate drunk middle aged men much more than the chiraqiest nigger, thanks dad
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Post by: splooge gook on October 05, 2014, 04:54:18 pm
have you not made any friends in university?

how have you only stayed in touch with 2 people over the last ten years?

you actually are shy aren't you
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Post by: inb4bowden on October 05, 2014, 05:13:01 pm
have you not made any friends in university?

how have you only stayed in touch with 2 people over the last ten years?

you actually are shy aren't you

I was talking about people I still keep in touch with years after knowing. I purposely distanced myself from all my friends last year when I got here on hose awrist to ensure I abided by my conditions and didn't go back since all my friends are criminals and idiots. I chill with people at uni but I wouldn't call them friends. I run into people all the time who want to hang out and don't  because I quickly assess there is no value to the relationship besides gay social chilling and I ate and digested the fact that I'm almost entirely motivated by selfishness long ago. I'm not really shy but I pretend to be sometimes if I think it'd be beneficial for me to appear that way "hey gurl I don't normally talk 2 random ppl but you seem pretty cool" "I'm not gonna say anything for a bit then say something that assesses the situation succinctly because smalltalk is gay"

I spent like 2 years rarely, if ever being by myself for any length of time and am very jaded

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Post by: splooge gook on October 15, 2014, 10:32:29 am
(http://i.imgur.com/5wRzhA9.jpg)

good or bad? i argue flirted with her for a while and then again for like two months and she sent me pics of her lehs and feet (clothed) but i jack off to it and we exchanged selfies but it was fun but then i was like fuck u u fuckin bitch ur a cunt i hate u go die ue garbage i hope u die fuk u fuk u fuk im so mad this is ur fault im mad
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Post by: splooge gook on October 15, 2014, 10:33:11 am
the little pigtail to the side is super kittens despite chubbu
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Post by: RisiR on October 15, 2014, 11:52:24 am
Try to not ruin her life. She looks nice.
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Post by: splooge gook on October 15, 2014, 12:07:30 pm
one time in 8th grade we were sitting in the auditorium as were all the other classmates and i kept on looking over at her to stare at her and it really creeped her out. then i came to sit next to her and i took the baby picture she had and told her how she looks like she has downs syndrome. she started crying and i was all like "umad"and then her friend called me a fag. oh yeah i told her i was gonna follow  her home which probably made her really scared and also contributed to the crying. i think i made her cry like 3 times in total in public. the next day the principal talked to me and my english teacher came down to lawyer me out but i wuz just like "naw didn't donothin" and the school didn't want to consider fuckin' with me so they let it slide or didn't know the whole picture
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Post by: RisiR on October 15, 2014, 12:12:06 pm
Are you proud of that?
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Post by: xbcnfujv on October 15, 2014, 07:02:47 pm
she likes black cock.
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Post by: xbcnfujv on October 15, 2014, 07:03:18 pm
whoops.
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Post by: xbcnfujv on October 15, 2014, 07:03:33 pm
i meant she looks like she's 4 years old.
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 15, 2014, 08:02:11 pm
excellent social skills sploo
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Post by: splooge gook on October 15, 2014, 10:42:13 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/cYFQ0HW.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/kCI2UAb.png)

my heart grew three sizes
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Post by: mashleshmash on October 15, 2014, 10:46:06 pm
You should ask her out, she's cute.  Have you had sex?
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Post by: Max Headroom on October 15, 2014, 11:33:55 pm
looks like this chick I wanted to fuck in middle school but she was just one of those girls that laughs at your jokes cause I was just a walking self depricating dry humor to cover up my depression and later schizophrenia and drug addiction which overpowered and then everyone 86d me. Her dad saved my life once tho when I overdosed on 60+ benadryls he showed up at my house (no memory of this, thank god) long story short kyle fucked her.
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Post by: Max Headroom on October 15, 2014, 11:34:49 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/cYFQ0HW.png)
(http://i.imgur.com/kCI2UAb.png)

my heart grew three sizes

next thing you know you wont be taking dr00gs sounds like a case of reverse dr. house disease