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Offline mashleshmash

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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #60 on: October 15, 2014, 08:02:11 pm »
excellent social skills sploo
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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #61 on: October 15, 2014, 10:42:13 pm »



my heart grew three sizes
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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #62 on: October 15, 2014, 10:46:06 pm »
You should ask her out, she's cute.  Have you had sex?
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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #63 on: October 15, 2014, 11:33:55 pm »
looks like this chick I wanted to fuck in middle school but she was just one of those girls that laughs at your jokes cause I was just a walking self depricating dry humor to cover up my depression and later schizophrenia and drug addiction which overpowered and then everyone 86d me. Her dad saved my life once tho when I overdosed on 60+ benadryls he showed up at my house (no memory of this, thank god) long story short kyle fucked her.
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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #64 on: October 15, 2014, 11:34:49 pm »



my heart grew three sizes

next thing you know you wont be taking dr00gs sounds like a case of reverse dr. house disease
This is Max Headroom. I'M SPECIAL. I'M UNIQUE. I'M DIFFERENTIAL.
THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE AIR CONDITIONED TO THE USUAL.
THIS IS ME, MAX HEADLAMP. AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, YOU CAN STICKSHIFT IT IN YOUR EXHAUST PIPE AND CHOKE IT.
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