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Offline splooge gook

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what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« on: October 05, 2014, 01:37:49 am »
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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2014, 01:38:24 am »
this picture gave me the warm fuzzies and that makes me angry
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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2014, 01:45:32 am »
She looks like a normal human so pretty low. But you never know, maybe she's one of those cute girls who's actually disturbed and a total freak.

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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2014, 02:46:33 am »
she has low confidence, you're in.
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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2014, 02:52:32 am »
She looks like an in the closet lesbian
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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2014, 02:54:48 am »
she looks adorable
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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2014, 03:00:49 am »
she looks adorable


Then just put on the moves. If that doesnt work rape that hoe and take whats yours
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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2014, 03:06:51 am »
I bet she wants to be a veterinarian

tell her you have kitten print bedsheets and by the time she realizes you don't it's too late

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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2014, 04:36:53 am »
Too old

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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2014, 04:38:56 am »
I like her.

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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2014, 04:49:11 am »
 she looks super wholesome and innocent, I bet she was listening to "walk of the earth: red hands" when that picture was taken

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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2014, 04:49:25 am »
I posted "she has low confidence, you're in." on that photo and she liked the comment

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Re: what are my chances at copulating with this person?
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2014, 04:55:24 am »
she looks super wholesome and innocent, I bet she was listening to "walk of the earth: red hands" when that picture was taken

I really wanted to know what she was listening to when I saw the pic. I could see it going either way, like off-top-40 pseudo-folk/indie seem likely but I could also imagine her being into gnarly experimental genres and eastern european traditional.

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« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2014, 04:56:45 am »
she looks like she's content eating her lunch by lonesome so you should snuggle up next to her and eat her sugar sandwich

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« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2014, 04:57:48 am »
she looks super wholesome and innocent, I bet she was listening to "walk of the earth: red hands" when that picture was taken

I really wanted to know what she was listening to when I saw the pic. I could see it going either way, like off-top-40 pseudo-folk/indie seem likely but I could also imagine her being into gnarly experimental genres and eastern european traditional.

No, I can hear "red hands" through the picture. "The arcade fire" is too edgy for her