what are my chances at copulating with this person?

[Lanny]

It amazes me that sploo can make a thread with some random lolitta in OP and literally no other content yet it can somehow morph into a better discussion than like 90% of threads on this forum.

[inb4bowden]

most threads either me or sploo post in do

[inb4bowden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ozdCLrTrtA

this song/video accurately represents sploos environment

gangs of innocent, idealistic and fiercely loyal children roam the streets on DXM and fake weed after meeting on facebook to get revenge on stuffy top hat wearers for dubious reasons

[splooge gook]

what do canadian cartoons look like?

[splooge gook]

omgPI

[splooge gook]

This video accurately describes Toronto and Rob Ford

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6dycCqqZS0

[inb4bowden]

Rob Ford literally went to the same high school as my father. I'm not a faggot like IWD, I'll post my dads PI and hope someone sends him 1000 pizzas

This is literally a canadian cartoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOiorw64suA

Other than this, the only one off the top of my head is "the barbapapas" which died like 20 years ago and is the most bizarre thing of all time to anglophones. Think "if grimace spoke french and was a shapeshifter" and that's the most accurate description of that show/book series possible cuz "muh french language rights"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAbisg02JD4

When I was 14 me and my buddy blazedit402XD and went to an all ages punk show and chilled with a drunk 30 something punk who was drinking a colt afterwards and everything he talked about kept going back to dayglo abortions. "So yeah, the beatles were cool but they were just making way for the sex pistols and then the ramones, the clash, dead kennedys and BAM Dayglo Abortions, music finally has meaning" I remember a reference to liquors being like punk bands and the apex was Dayglo Abortions. They weren't even playing, lol. I bet your city has lots of all ages shows but they're in coffeeshops and peoples parents go to them sometimes, lol


ban me for PI

[RisiR]

Barbapapa is French. Dude, are you a French Canadian? Ugh....

[splooge gook]

a french Canadian ginger lol

i'm not sure if i've ever met one of those in real life

[splooge gook]

 I remember a reference to liquors being like punk bands and the apex was Dayglo Abortions. They weren't even playing, lol.

[RisiR]

this picture gave me the warm fuzzies and that makes me angry

Could you post a picture of your sister so we can compare the two and figure out why your emotions are so confused?

[splooge gook]

what the shit, i think i've known about two people in my entire life that were canadian

oh wait, holy shit, my (dead) grandmother is french canadian and i think my (dead) grandfather is irish. this explains being a hipster and we're obviously evolving so the genes that were once for moonshine and potato beer will now be the genes fur tussin

[inb4bowden]

Barbapapa is French. Dude, are you a French Canadian? Ugh....

lol, no but I can speak and read french

spectral lives in french ass city and isn't bilingual in french, english or linux

[splooge gook]

this picture gave me the warm fuzzies and that makes me angry

Could you post a picture of your sister so we can compare the two and figure out why your emotions are so confused?

this is true. i've liked a wide assortment of girls though

*posts 17 pictures of PI*

not really. i mean, blonde/brown/black hairs, all porcelain white, some azns but mostly girls that have kittens in them

[RisiR]

How old is your sister now?