We can only go two ways... satiate the attention-whore kidiots like Lanny, or make a serious-discussion BBS (with one forum such as Half Baked for the kids to spam in). It is frankly impossible to accommodate both. You must make a decision one way or the other or you will continue to have this ongoing drama. Do you want an ICQ-chat Lite experience full of PI, CP and other assorted crap, or do you want a &Totse-like hub of worthy discussion? It's all up to you.