This bisexual 20 year old at work and her fat friend want to drink

[DOOM]

Drug them both, if that fails fuck the fat one

[fanglekai]

1. go out with them to a bar
2. get them drunk
3. throw a burrito
4. tell teh fat girl to run and get it
5. run off with the skinny girl
6. ??????
7. profit

[Lanny]

btw fucking a homo of any gender makes you a homo too fyi

[RisiR]

a homo of any gender

Don't fag this shit up, bro.

[Lanny]

dyke == fag, it was faggy to start with braj

[Lanny]

p.s. im drunk

[manna]

p.s. im drunk

how? describe what its like to me

[Lanny]

so i was at the store and there was apple cider and like a few feet away there was this spiced rum and I was like "fuck, that'd go well together" thats probably what the owner thought too when they put them there so i bought them but i have this thing where for me mixed drinks are like "alcohol with something mixed in but mostly alcohol" so ive had a lot of spiced rum and a little cider and it was good but maybe i should have put more cider in also its good

[RisiR]

You're a dyke? What are you trying to tell me, brate?

P.S. I'm high.

[starvingniglet]

btw fucking a homo of any gender makes you a homo too fyi

I don't think that is how it works.  Fucking some bitch while another one licks all over her clit does not make you a 'homo',  if anything it makes you ultra-hetero

ps manna, don't fuck the fat one

[manna]

I just cooked a jolly rancher in a spoon and injected into my foot

[Lanny]

maybe i missed the point of OP, is he trying to get with the bisexual chick or the fat friend? if it's the bi chick then i was trying to point out that bi(homo) is an associative relationship so like if you have 1 + 2 + 3 that's the same as (1 + 2) + 3 is the same as 1 + (2 + 3) so like:

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male + (female + female)
       ^homo
=
(male + female) + female
        ^still homo
=
OP is a fag

Q.E.D

formal proof im fucking andrew wilkes and shit fermat spread ur ass

[equanimity]

btw fucking a homo of any gender makes you a homo too fyi

I don't think that is how it works.  Fucking some bitch while another one licks all over her clit does not make you a 'homo',  if anything it makes you ultra-hetero

ps manna, don't fuck the fat one

If that's not how it works, then how do you explain all the gay people you see everywhere?  Do they fall from the sky, or grow on trees?

[manna]

btw fucking a homo of any gender makes you a homo too fyi

I don't think that is how it works.  Fucking some bitch while another one licks all over her clit does not make you a 'homo',  if anything it makes you ultra-hetero

ps manna, don't fuck the fat one

If that's not how it works, then how do you explain all the gay people you see everywhere?  Do they fall from the sky, or grow on trees?

Don't fucking derail this thread you sickeningly dry piece of shit

[Lanny]

btw fucking a homo of any gender makes you a homo too fyi

I don't think that is how it works.  Fucking some bitch while another one licks all over her clit does not make you a 'homo',  if anything it makes you ultra-hetero

ps manna, don't fuck the fat one

If that's not how it works, then how do you explain all the gay people you see everywhere?  Do they fall from the sky, or grow on trees?

^^yesh, it's like this dominant recessive thing where being gay is the dominant trait. There's like peas and squares and all kinds of shit to demonstrate how this works. Basically in 100 generations everyone is going to be gay and it's going to be absolutely wonderful just watch out.