Or you're fuck yourself.
I don't drink myself so it's all cool, my man. Sieg Heil.
Tell them that you can't drink too much because it makes you violent. It will show them that you are a self conscious gentleman who knows his limits but learned them the hard way like a true OG. Then you get real shitfaced until you can't even get a hard on anymore and start a fight with a guy who asks the fat chick for E's. That will impress the toddler face and she will totally think of you again when she watches Lock Up: Raw.
Cool, that's actually a pretty good plan, I told her I've been working far away for years instead of nefarious things. I think I'm gonna say I'll come out for a few drinks and just sip my whiskey and order shots of goose like a balla and watch them get drunk then when she eventually starts hanging off me because she's all weak from the sauce, I get all up on her and shit.
I didn't even mention that the gurl just broke up with her boyfriend or possibly girlfriend and made a joke about how much she likes big dicks and her fat friend was like "___omg" and she was like "sorry, just had it on my mind, lol"
yeah, she's a sweet girl but young and shit and her fat friend seems to kinda look out for her a bit but she likes me too and is older and knows how old I am and I don't wanna have a 3some with her fat friend because she's fat, lol I hope she ain't liek dat even though all girls are and I can prove it empirically.
This thread is a troll, no one even respond to me
