This bisexual 20 year old at work and her fat friend want to drink

[manna]

maybe i missed the point of OP, is he trying to get with the bisexual chick or the fat friend? if it's the bi chick then i was trying to point out that bi(homo) is an associative relationship so like if you have 1 + 2 + 3 that's the same as (1 + 2) + 3 is the same as 1 + (2 + 3) so like:

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male + (female + female)
       ^homo
=
(male + female) + female
        ^still homo
=
OP is a fag

Q.E.D

formal proof im fucking andrew wilkes and shit fermat spread ur ass

lol, I get what you're saying but the girl is bi (homo) and I think her fat friend is skr8. Pretty sure it was a girl she broke up with which is good since I recall in high school that girls who claimed bi would fuck girls after breaking up with guys, lol.

 I am optimistic. I haven't really lied to her yet about anything and don't want to.

[starvingniglet]

If that's not how it works, then how do you explain all the gay people you see everywhere?  Do they fall from the sky, or grow on trees?

are you seriously saying that gay people are generated by people having sex with partners who have had sex with members of the same sex?

[RisiR]

Don't fag this shit up, bro.

It happened. Shit got fagged up.

[starvingniglet]

generations

gay

 

[Lanny]

FEEL THE FAGINESS IN THE AIR. BREATHE IN DEEP. LIVE THAT FAG LYFE YOU FUCKING HETEROS

[manna]

Lanny is literally Michael Stipe

[equanimity]

are you seriously saying that gay people are generated by people having sex with partners who have had sex with members of the same sex?

Homosexuality is a sexually transmitted disease that started when men in Africa had same-sex relations with apes.  It's science.

[starvingniglet]

Homosexuality is a sexually transmitted disease that started when men in Africa had same-sex relations with apes.  It's science.

So there was no homosexuality, right?  and these guys went and fucked male apes, in a world without homosexuality, and that created homosexuality?  Is that what you are saying?

Between that and Lanny saying that gays are going to have 'generations'....this thread is fucking wierd

[equanimity]

They were probably high on PCP.

[manna]

thanks for derailing this thread with faggotry, equalopportunityretardation

[equanimity]

thanks for derailing this thread with faggotry, equalopportunityretardation

Update us when you get some action.  I promise the other posters will be interested to hear about that once it happens.

Until then, cool your jets.

[RisiR]

I'm literally Stipe Miocic vs Roy Nelson round 3 right now.

[Lanny]

Homosexuality is a sexually transmitted disease that started when men in Africa had same-sex relations with apes.  It's science.

So there was no homosexuality, right?  and these guys went and fucked male apes, in a world without homosexuality, and that created homosexuality?  Is that what you are saying?

Between that and Lanny saying that gays are going to have 'generations'....this thread is fucking wierd

Nice digits braj

[manna]

meeting up with her and fatty on friday. I really hate her friend and feel like I cursed myself by making this thread. Her fat friend is literally meeting up with some faggot from tinder (or something  I think thats what its called) between now and then so hopefully she won't be thirsty and might not even come which would be sweet as fuck. Her fat friend is 24 tho and I really don't like her even though I already said that.

 I dunno, all I really think about is engineering scenarios with females, numbers, music and guns. When I type it out it's pretty cool but it's pretty torturous at times too

[victimthrax]

2 sick/didn't dick

We text like everyday though. I dunno, I have a feeling I'm gonna regret fucking her but I'm not 100% sure so gonna have to see