Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom

[Σ]

Eating some 5 star food reading the comments in this thread.

WHO WANTS TO BE B& 1ST?!

INB4 "You should be demodded"

[Umbrella Corp]

I hope that "food" gives you high cholesterol.

[Spectre]

don't ruin ur mum's new placemat

[Idiosyncrasy]

*raises hand*

[RisiR]

Did you find that container with two limp fries infront of the burgershop?

You can't just post a pic of two limp fucking leftover fries in a box and think I give a shit. Oh no no no.

[Lanny]

I'm wondering if at any income level I can find a way to exchange money for being able to just super indulge in shitty food but not like suffer negative health consequences. Like my first thought is liposuction but that probably has some downsides. Also everyone in my family is diabetic so even if I could pay the fat away I'd still have to sacrifice my pancreas. I think I'm just fucked.

[Umbrella Corp]

I think you want to be fucked.

[RisiR]

I haven't had a bite of chain store burger trash for over two years. Even three maybe.

[Σ]

Did you find that container with two limp fries infront of the burgershop?

You can't just post a pic of two limp fucking leftover fries in a box and think I give a shit. Oh no no no.

Ate the fries on the way home.

I do like the creativity though. "Holy shit! That box of fries is pretty much gone! How did it get that way? Maybe he ate them? no no no, that doesnt make sense... Wait! I got it! As he was leaving he saw a box with 2 fries in it and noticed it was the perfect way to complete his meal! There is no way that isnt the case its the only logical explanation!"

[Umbrella Corp]

He was all "I will devour you!"

[RisiR]

Did you find that container with two limp fries infront of the burgershop?

You can't just post a pic of two limp fucking leftover fries in a box and think I give a shit. Oh no no no.

Ate the fries on the way home.

I do like the creativity though. "Holy shit! That box of fries is pretty much gone! How did it get that way? Maybe he ate them? no no no, that doesnt make sense... Wait! I got it! As he was leaving he saw a box with 2 fries in it and noticed it was the perfect way to complete his meal! There is no way that isnt the case its the only logical explanation!"

It was a joke, y'know. Haha, funny.

[starvingniglet]

this thread made me go out and buy mcdonalds

[Lanny]

Did you find that container with two limp fries infront of the burgershop?

You can't just post a pic of two limp fucking leftover fries in a box and think I give a shit. Oh no no no.

Ate the fries on the way home.

I do like the creativity though. "Holy shit! That box of fries is pretty much gone! How did it get that way? Maybe he ate them? no no no, that doesnt make sense... Wait! I got it! As he was leaving he saw a box with 2 fries in it and noticed it was the perfect way to complete his meal! There is no way that isnt the case its the only logical explanation!"

Not interspersing your fries with the other food was a surprisingly bad idea

[manna]

Why is there no fast food shrimp places? Just a place with massive friers throwing spices on shrimp and shit and deep frying them with all kinds of dipping sauces?

Nobody steal my idea

[Umbrella Corp]

Long John Silvers did it