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Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom
« on: November 07, 2014, 09:45:18 pm »


Eating some 5 star food reading the comments in this thread.

WHO WANTS TO BE B& 1ST?!

INB4 "You should be demodded"
tl;dr: idealism will not un-rape you.

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Re: Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2014, 09:47:13 pm »
I hope that "food" gives you high cholesterol.
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Re: Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2014, 09:48:34 pm »
don't ruin ur mum's new placemat

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Re: Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2014, 09:50:07 pm »
*raises hand*

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Re: Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom
« Reply #4 on: November 07, 2014, 10:20:40 pm »
Did you find that container with two limp fries infront of the burgershop?

You can't just post a pic of two limp fucking leftover fries in a box and think I give a shit. Oh no no no.
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

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Re: Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom
« Reply #5 on: November 07, 2014, 10:22:12 pm »
I'm wondering if at any income level I can find a way to exchange money for being able to just super indulge in shitty food but not like suffer negative health consequences. Like my first thought is liposuction but that probably has some downsides. Also everyone in my family is diabetic so even if I could pay the fat away I'd still have to sacrifice my pancreas. I think I'm just fucked.

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Re: Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2014, 10:24:13 pm »
I think you want to be fucked.
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Re: Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2014, 10:28:45 pm »
I haven't had a bite of chain store burger trash for over two years. Even three maybe.
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Re: Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2014, 10:34:17 pm »
Did you find that container with two limp fries infront of the burgershop?

You can't just post a pic of two limp fucking leftover fries in a box and think I give a shit. Oh no no no.


Ate the fries on the way home.

I do like the creativity though. "Holy shit! That box of fries is pretty much gone! How did it get that way? Maybe he ate them? no no no, that doesnt make sense... Wait! I got it! As he was leaving he saw a box with 2 fries in it and noticed it was the perfect way to complete his meal! There is no way that isnt the case its the only logical explanation!"
tl;dr: idealism will not un-rape you.

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Re: Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2014, 10:35:30 pm »
He was all "I will devour you!"
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Re: Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2014, 10:41:42 pm »
Did you find that container with two limp fries infront of the burgershop?

You can't just post a pic of two limp fucking leftover fries in a box and think I give a shit. Oh no no no.


Ate the fries on the way home.

I do like the creativity though. "Holy shit! That box of fries is pretty much gone! How did it get that way? Maybe he ate them? no no no, that doesnt make sense... Wait! I got it! As he was leaving he saw a box with 2 fries in it and noticed it was the perfect way to complete his meal! There is no way that isnt the case its the only logical explanation!"
It was a joke, y'know. Haha, funny.
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

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Re: Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2014, 10:44:59 pm »
this thread made me go out and buy mcdonalds
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Re: Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2014, 10:52:21 pm »
Did you find that container with two limp fries infront of the burgershop?

You can't just post a pic of two limp fucking leftover fries in a box and think I give a shit. Oh no no no.


Ate the fries on the way home.

I do like the creativity though. "Holy shit! That box of fries is pretty much gone! How did it get that way? Maybe he ate them? no no no, that doesnt make sense... Wait! I got it! As he was leaving he saw a box with 2 fries in it and noticed it was the perfect way to complete his meal! There is no way that isnt the case its the only logical explanation!"

Not interspersing your fries with the other food was a surprisingly bad idea

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Re: Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2014, 11:00:00 pm »
Why is there no fast food shrimp places? Just a place with massive friers throwing spices on shrimp and shit and deep frying them with all kinds of dipping sauces?

Nobody steal my idea

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Re: Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2014, 11:04:09 pm »
Long John Silvers did it
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