Celebrating newly aquired moderatordom

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Not interspersing your fries with the other food was a surprisingly bad idea

I know. I really should have waited but I am an American so I really just couldn't help myself from shoving this diabeetus into my face hole.

Why is there no fast food shrimp places? Just a place with massive friers throwing spices on shrimp and shit and deep frying them with all kinds of dipping sauces?

Nobody steal my idea

I did know of this fast food place that was like a crab place and they looked like they would potentially serve shrip. Never went there though. Place closed down a few months after opening.

Maybe you should go on that show where you pitch bidness ideas to some people who may potentially fund you and pitch them this idea. You could get some funding!

It was a joke, y'know. Haha, funny.

Your joke sucked.

this thread made me go out and buy mcdonalds

Your welcome McDonalds Corporation Sales figure.

[RisiR]

It didn't.

[Σ]

You truly are the spirit that negates RisiR.

[RisiR]

I'm not.

[fanglekai]

risir for mod 2014

[baby raper]

I'm wondering if at any income level I can find a way to exchange money for being able to just super indulge in shitty food but not like suffer negative health consequences. Like my first thought is liposuction but that probably has some downsides. Also everyone in my family is diabetic so even if I could pay the fat away I'd still have to sacrifice my pancreas. I think I'm just fucked.

go bulemic

[Lanny]

I'm wondering if at any income level I can find a way to exchange money for being able to just super indulge in shitty food but not like suffer negative health consequences. Like my first thought is liposuction but that probably has some downsides. Also everyone in my family is diabetic so even if I could pay the fat away I'd still have to sacrifice my pancreas. I think I'm just fucked.

go bulemic

Actually thinking this is the best approach. It'll fuck my teeth up but that's sometimes I legit can fix with money and dentistry. Not sure about throat damage but I can probably figure it out somehow. I don't really like throwing up but I think if I practice it a bit I can get used to it.

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>>2014
>>not being bulimic
 

[Umbrella Corp]

actually as long as you brush your teeth n not let the vomit chill on your teeth, bulemia won't fuck em up.  Same with meth.

[Σ]

actually as long as you brush your teeth n not let the vomit chill on your teeth, bulemia won't fuck em up.  Same with meth.

It will still fuck up your throat. When you vomit that much your stomach acid begins to deteriorate the lining of your esophagus. Pretty gross shit.

[Bewbees]

I believe it would fuck up your throat but mouthwash and floss will save your teeth. How about eating an antacid prior to puking?

[Umbrella Corp]

Back in my day we molotoved everything