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Offline LegalizeSpiritualDiscovry

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OMG TOBACCO THREAD AND IF THERE ISN'T ONE POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION  ;D

So Yeah MY STORY TL;DR I smoke bud since 18 cigs harsh hurt my throat and lungs. 9 years later smoke bud old friend comes to town hypocrite bitch who used to talk shit to me about pills and bud and yet smoked 2 packs a day and couldn't sleep without ambien.

Anyway I smoke some bud before she comes to pick me up (The terms were I'd be sober but fuck her) so I had some kush, I drank a bottle of water, I was settled and pleased with my surrounding. She lit up one of those new "Camel Crush"

I was like you a bitch gimmie one i'mma smoke and be an addict like you.

Well while she was in talking to some old coworkers I smoked and inhaled that shit and then pushed the lil button and it changed the flavor and before you knew it, I was havin a ballin time smokin'. Da same nigga that bought 2 packs in his life, 1 at 18 "cause" I think it was some stupid ex gf shit of what you "do" when you turn an age. I didn't get through like 4 cigs.

I bought another pack at 20 when arguing with same GF to show her how "self destructive" I was when we were arguing LOL (sad story turned true later in life  :-X) Couldn't get through half the pack without saying ew.

So now I got this cool shit it tastin good I'm pressin buttons I'm blowin the smoke out my nose cause it feel soothing

I got a buzz, my first cig buz at age 27, cause I think before I been so scared to inhale full or enough of a cig.

I can see why now, its a habitual, enjoyable, awesome thing, that if you could guaratee that it didn't fuck you up too bad in life, worth indulging in moderation.

I'm overdoing it now cause I just discovering it, but since i'm assuming this like meth and since I don't care for uppers I don't crave it at all, I'm assuming I can casually make a pack last 5-10 days, to totally quitting if I feel negative side effects. I'm a hypochondriac, I'm pretty in tune with my body.

And Imma lose weight  :-X

I mean GOOD LORD



Look at that marketing. Look at those colors.

How does that not make you want to get into smoking.

Its so fresh when you buy the new pack and they all crisp in there after you do that hitting thing to loosin them I guess  :-X :-\ :-X :-X :-\

I'm behind the counter at the tobaccy sto' hopin the customers take a long time ahead of me cause theres so much cool smokeable shit.

I ain't eCiggin' either. I like go outside and blowin' SMOKE  :-\

I can't really relate to most of this, but it's interesting to hear a story of a totally different life and perspective.  I started smoking cigarettes when I was 14, like 2-3 months away from being 15, in Corpus Christi, TX, and I've been smoking ever since.  I"m now 23.
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^^^ what do you smoke? i like black n milds and backwood
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^^^ what do you smoke? i like black n milds and backwood

Tell me youre joking; otherwise thats signature worthy. Did you wish to be a niggerfag every time you blew out the birthday candles?
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 what do you smoke? i like black n milds and backwood

Tell me youre joking; otherwise thats signature worthy. Did you wish to be a niggerfag every time you blew out the birthday candles?
Dont see how it makes me a groid alot of white ppl in here smoke menthols do yayo and listen to sliminem
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nuff said

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i smoked a carton of camels 1 time

just ciggies all day all night

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This thread needs to die. On a positive note, i quit smoking after from 12 to 26. Lol, just got drunk, lit one up and it tasted fucking nasty, no desire to smoke again.

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ciggie but brain

thats what there gonna call you

caus of all them ciggies u been smokeing

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Didn't want to post so soon, but now on 25th pack.

I'd say my final pack but I'm not going to count my chickens before they be hatchin n shit  :-\

The cold has changed my perspective

In other news, it being cold I haven't tested any impact on lungs, only punching bag and some lifting.

After this pack will do a legitimate workout and see if I notice anything, as a hypochondriac I should know if I'm my lungs are working worse than 25 packs ago.
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Re: holy SHIT discovering CIGARETTES at an older age is like a kid in a CANDY ST
« Reply #144 on: November 15, 2014, 10:21:12 pm »
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I agree already on my 3rd and long last/taper pack, that it is nasty and HARSH if done on such a basis as some people.

I'm on the last 3 cigs of my 4th pack, and my experimentation is almost over.
These things appear to be highly addictive, and pleasurable, and you get 20 pleasurable experiences a day.

Uhh this is an experiment I don't need no advice this my last pack. Or at least my last pack before I stop going multiple cigs a day a buy a pack a month or quit or some shit. I aint no foo.

Now this was a great experiment, BUT....
 
I bought my 6th pack, which wasn't gonna happen

But I also might have got a job with some dough so it seems like if I was ever ACTUALLY addicted (yeah right  ) it'd be a great time to be addicted, cause I could switch to an eFagget eCig. But I'd still not take it in public.

7th Pack bought
But yeah a pack lasting me 2-3 days still but I think experiment still on track.

Possibility of addiction is real. eBagger has strong mind

8th Pack
Taking note of possible addiction and why I feel the need to puff on these things I've never cared for

About to purchase 11th pack.
More addicting than originally thought.

16th pack
It appears I might have an addiction


5 star eBagger quality thread delivers.   :tup:
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Didn't want to post so soon, but now on 25th pack.

I'd say my final pack but I'm not going to count my chickens before they be hatchin n shit 

You so addicted.  :content:
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EBAGGER IS A DUMBASS

I've smoked off and on for the last 13 years I'm 27 now. I started smoking a week ago. and I have as of today.. again..
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