Author Topic: holy SHIT discovering CIGARETTES at an older age is like a kid in a CANDY STO'  (Read 7724 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline eBagger

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 182
  • Yo Yo Cookie Dough
    • View Profile
OMG TOBACCO THREAD AND IF THERE ISN'T ONE POINT ME IN THE DIRECTION  ;D

So Yeah MY STORY TL;DR I smoke bud since 18 cigs harsh hurt my throat and lungs. 9 years later smoke bud old friend comes to town hypocrite bitch who used to talk shit to me about pills and bud and yet smoked 2 packs a day and couldn't sleep without ambien.

Anyway I smoke some bud before she comes to pick me up (The terms were I'd be sober but fuck her) so I had some kush, I drank a bottle of water, I was settled and pleased with my surrounding. She lit up one of those new "Camel Crush"

I was like you a bitch gimmie one i'mma smoke and be an addict like you.

Well while she was in talking to some old coworkers I smoked and inhaled that shit and then pushed the lil button and it changed the flavor and before you knew it, I was havin a ballin time smokin'. Da same nigga that bought 2 packs in his life, 1 at 18 "cause" I think it was some stupid ex gf shit of what you "do" when you turn an age. I didn't get through like 4 cigs.

I bought another pack at 20 when arguing with same GF to show her how "self destructive" I was when we were arguing LOL (sad story turned true later in life  :-X) Couldn't get through half the pack without saying ew.

So now I got this cool shit it tastin good I'm pressin buttons I'm blowin the smoke out my nose cause it feel soothing

I got a buzz, my first cig buz at age 27, cause I think before I been so scared to inhale full or enough of a cig.

I can see why now, its a habitual, enjoyable, awesome thing, that if you could guaratee that it didn't fuck you up too bad in life, worth indulging in moderation.

I'm overdoing it now cause I just discovering it, but since i'm assuming this like meth and since I don't care for uppers I don't crave it at all, I'm assuming I can casually make a pack last 5-10 days, to totally quitting if I feel negative side effects. I'm a hypochondriac, I'm pretty in tune with my body.

And Imma lose weight  :-X

I mean GOOD LORD



Look at that marketing. Look at those colors.

How does that not make you want to get into smoking.

Its so fresh when you buy the new pack and they all crisp in there after you do that hitting thing to loosin them I guess  :-X :-\ :-X :-X :-\

I'm behind the counter at the tobaccy sto' hopin the customers take a long time ahead of me cause theres so much cool smokeable shit.

I ain't eCiggin' either. I like go outside and blowin' SMOKE  :-\
Smug Unit

Offline equanimity

  • Zealot
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,246
    • View Profile
Tobacco is one of those things I'm really glad I stayed away from.  Most of my friends smoke and that's cool they do what they want, but from what I can tell it's so hardcore addictive :/

Will have you spending money you don't have for life.  Be careful eBagger!


typicallyequanimity@gmail.com

Offline RisiR

  • Veteran
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,710
  • The Anti-Mod
    • View Profile
Y'know, I don't really regret any of my - heavy - drug use at all

The only thing I regret is smoking fucking tobacco. What a nasty fucking habit.

eBagger, you are already addicted and fucked. Like I pointed out before that shit will decrease the effectivness of your benzos and hey, y'know what? It does the same with THC. Yay!

Double Yay! for cancer.

 :facepalm:
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

Offline eBagger

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 182
  • Yo Yo Cookie Dough
    • View Profile
Tobacco is one of those things I'm really glad I stayed away from.  Most of my friends smoke and that's cool they do what they want, but from what I can tell it's so hardcore addictive :/

Will have you spending money you don't have for life.  Be careful eBagger!

I know

I like playin with fiyah

But I like to play with hardcore addiction and then see how life is without said addiction

Its pretty fun/horrible
Smug Unit

Offline eBagger

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 182
  • Yo Yo Cookie Dough
    • View Profile
Y'know, I don't really regret any of my - heavy - drug use at all

The only thing I regret is smoking fucking tobacco. What a nasty fucking habit.

eBagger, you are already addicted and fucked. Like I pointed out before that shit will decrease the effectivness of your benzos and hey, y'know what? It does the same with THC. Yay!

Double Yay! for cancer.

 :facepalm:


I agree already on my 3rd and long last/taper pack, that it is nasty and HARSH if done on such a basis as some people.

Like 2-4 pack a day non stop smokers. Talk about brutal.

And wheres the source for all this evidence about tobacco reducing weed and benzos, I'm both now and just smoked a refreshing, BOLD cig, and I'm feelin nice

You just tryna placeabo-kill a nigga buzz  :-X
Smug Unit

Offline RisiR

  • Veteran
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,710
  • The Anti-Mod
    • View Profile
Shit, son. I can't find the article right now.

I'm not your daddy, though. I also don't give a shit about your buzz so yea... enjoy the death sticks.
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

Offline eBagger

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 182
  • Yo Yo Cookie Dough
    • View Profile
Shit, son. I can't find the article right now.

I'm not your daddy, though. I also don't give a shit about your buzz so yea... enjoy the death sticks.

Death Stick?

Dude that sounds awesome. I've heard it before, but it didn't sound as cool until I was smoking. This is a trigger thread. I'mma go chief like an injun.

Do you/did you keep the celophane on?

What do you smoke?

How much do you smoke a day?

Whats the most you smoked in a day?

Thoughts on Menthol?

Thoughts on cool gimmicks like pressing button unleash burst of menthol flavor?
Smug Unit

Offline equanimity

  • Zealot
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,246
    • View Profile
You can smoke stuff without it being tobacco and chemicals, you know.

http://www.amazon.com/Honeyrose-Chocolate-Tobacco-Nicotine-Cigarettes/dp/B004RJ31OM/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1412451692&sr=8-10&keywords=cigarettes+herbal

I buy some of these each summer, so I can hang out with my smoker friends and fit in with all the cool kids.  Taste pretty good, too :)

tons of flavors besides the chocolate


typicallyequanimity@gmail.com

Offline RisiR

  • Veteran
  • *****
  • Posts: 3,710
  • The Anti-Mod
    • View Profile
Filter Cigarette tobacco is the worst trash you can find. I smoke Javaanse Jongens White bong hits with an activated charcoal filter.
who's the judge of if its funny and or clever? the mods. period.

Offline eBagger

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 182
  • Yo Yo Cookie Dough
    • View Profile
Filter Cigarette tobacco is the worst trash you can find. I smoke Javaanse Jongens White bong hits with an activated charcoal filter.

Yeah well you didn't always smoke that way did you mr high horse ultra filter eHooka tobacco expert.

How DID you USED to do it. You didn't answer few to any of my questions. I thought you were supposed to be a quality poster :-X

You can smoke stuff without it being tobacco and chemicals, you know.

http://www.amazon.com/Honeyrose-Chocolate-Tobacco-Nicotine-Cigarettes/dp/B004RJ31OM/ref=sr_1_10?ie=UTF8&qid=1412451692&sr=8-10&keywords=cigarettes+herbal

I buy some of these each summer, so I can hang out with my smoker friends and fit in with all the cool kids.  Taste pretty good, too :)

tons of flavors besides the chocolate

Yeah yeah I fucked with some shit before I started inhaling real tobacco thats not the addiction experience.

I'll post in this thread every time I buy a pack of cigs (which I really can't afford right now)
Smug Unit

Offline Midnight Sun

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 236
  • :mad:
    • View Profile
Kamel Reds are the best you can buy in the states

Try Chesterfields if you can find em.  Unfiltered Luckys if you got balls
:mad:

Offline splooge gook

  • Zealot
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,468
  • The Hysteric Child
    • View Profile
god fucking damn it i didn't read the thread but it still made me mad. 10/10
Everything I post iz fiction

"I've shot meth before, is it water soluble?" -semiazas
"I fapped so much and talked to Semiazas. I was addicted from that point forward." - DARE

https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=276946 (use internet wayback)

Offline RestStop

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 135
    • View Profile
Kamel Reds are the best you can buy in the states

Try Chesterfields if you can find em.  Unfiltered Luckys if you got balls

Ahh, I used to smoke camel reds in high school, I ignorantly assumed they quit making them because the stores here stopped carrying them. Without a doubt the best cigarette I ever smoked, gonna go looking for these after I run out of usa golds.

Take this guys advice OP.

Offline equanimity

  • Zealot
  • ****
  • Posts: 1,246
    • View Profile
Should smoke something like American Spirits if you're decided on smoking.  Or get some natural (no blah chemicals) loose leaf and roll your own.

Don't smoke that artificial nonsense; do it the old fashioned way! :)


typicallyequanimity@gmail.com

Offline Midnight Sun

  • Devotee
  • **
  • Posts: 236
  • :mad:
    • View Profile
Should smoke something like American Spirits if you're decided on smoking.  Or get some natural (no blah chemicals) loose leaf and roll your own.

Don't smoke that artificial nonsense; do it the old fashioned way! :)

Fuck that.  American spirits are butt fucking disgusting.  They burn slow as crap and since they're still subject to FSC yet have no accelerants, they always, always, ALWAYS go out. 
:mad: