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Offline STD

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Long live Camel Crush.

I smoke the menthols. About the most pleasant thing ever.

People are like damn this is strong, then I let them try mine with the ball popped and they're like holy fuck how do you smoke this

Very menthol.


Used to smoke Marlboro blues, then greens, then I found "my brand"

Also all my friends that smoke menthols and hung out with me a lot now smoke them full time, too
Menthols seems to be contagious, or the other person is like GOD NO THANKS I DON'T REALLY NEED THAT CIGARETTE *runs away*

I just get the strongest, least smelling pouches I can to mix with a bit of weed sometimes.

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I had a draw and thought "why the fuck do people bother"?

Except for a huge cone of tobacco that knocks me off me feet from a big clean glass bong. That's nice.

A tobacco cone? Da fuck you talkin bout

Long live Camel Crush.

I smoke the menthols. About the most pleasant thing ever.

People are like damn this is strong, then I let them try mine with the ball popped and they're like holy fuck how do you smoke this

Very menthol.


Used to smoke Marlboro blues, then greens, then I found "my brand"

Also all my friends that smoke menthols and hung out with me a lot now smoke them full time, too

Hell yeah, great intro to cigs for kids and adults alike. I wish they came in 99's I'd like to enjoy the red more before I PRESS THE BUTTON.

Long live Camel Crush.

I smoke the menthols. About the most pleasant thing ever.

People are like damn this is strong, then I let them try mine with the ball popped and they're like holy fuck how do you smoke this

Very menthol.


Used to smoke Marlboro blues, then greens, then I found "my brand"

Also all my friends that smoke menthols and hung out with me a lot now smoke them full time, too
Menthols seems to be contagious, or the other person is like GOD NO THANKS I DON'T REALLY NEED THAT CIGARETTE *runs away*

I just get the strongest, least smelling pouches I can to mix with a bit of weed sometimes.

This is a great quoting system.

Yeah menthol seems to be what gets everybody into smoking cigs cause it minty and soothing and shit, but then the trend, at least here, is to gradually switch to reds, and then hate menthols. And I don't understand why newports and menthols are for niggers.
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thats a ciggy


or a rollie

im not fukin bothereedd

bothered


i smoke unfiltered rollies with hash in them too get high blingeeee

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***UPDATE***

I'm on the last 3 cigs of my 4th pack, and my experimentation is almost over.

These things appear to be highly addictive, and pleasurable, and you get 20 pleasurable experiences a day.

I was having my morning cig for the 2nd week in a row and I think I have a regular sized cig figured out.

I light it and take a quick puff.

I take 1 long drag and blow it out my nose and get a good taste for the tobaccy.

I then crush the ball.

Then I take another long drag, and blow it out my nose to taste the menthol.

By this time the fucking cig is already almost half gone.

So if I had to say for a regular cig, besides the initial puff, I get 3-4 large drags, which gets me a buzz, and then I do what apparently comes natural to smokers, and as it gets toward the filter, I take 4-5 quick, small puffs, in which when there is about 1/4 inch left, I put it out.

Now this was a great experiment, BUT

I wonder what menthol 100's of another brand would be like.

I might try Marlboro black 100's for the sake of trying 100's.

Or buy camel crush while they on sale. OH WAIT NO, I'm done with experimentation, I'm not a SMOKER.

I'm dry for the next day or two, so today was the first day I smoked my morning cig without the usual bong hits then out to smoke.

This makes me sound like i'm 13 year old, but if I take bong hits and chill its whatever, but when I take my usual morning bong hits, and then go smoke a couple cigs, I'm like WOOZY. Like a milder, pleasant version of when I got sick trying dip a few times.

I'll update on any other cigarette news and experimentation 
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***UPDATE***

I wonder what menthol 100's of another brand would be like.


Try Marlboro Smooth... or Marlboro 54 I think it is?  54 is really mentholly.  Smooths are the kind you smoke when you got a sore throat.

idk if they still make Skylines, I think I've had those once, they're somewhere between a Smooth and a 54 IIRC

Smoke some Kools if you're feeling ghetto
« Last Edit: October 09, 2014, 06:52:36 pm by Midnight Sun »
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Ohya... try Camel Wides if you're looking for an amusing experience
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smoke it unfiltered tear out ur filters ppl the filters are cancer

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eBagger, you are already addicted and fucked. Like I pointed out before that shit will decrease the effectivness of your benzos and hey, y'know what? It does the same with THC. Yay!

Fucking this. No matter what dose of benzos I take, I notice that dose cut in half as soon as I smoke. I usually dont even get halfway through a cigarette before I notice a change

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eBagger, you are already addicted and fucked. Like I pointed out before that shit will decrease the effectivness of your benzos and hey, y'know what? It does the same with THC. Yay!

Fucking this. No matter what dose of benzos I take, I notice that dose cut in half as soon as I smoke. I usually dont even get halfway through a cigarette before I notice a change

Well enough experiences like that and no more smokey for sure. Or at least not with Benzo in my system. Benzos>Cigs.

I bought the Marlboro 100's menthol for a change, to try the longer length, and man, I see how people have their preferences.

Dem Camels pack a kick. It appears I enjoy the actual tobacco in Camel better than Marlboro. I guess now if I was to ever smoke, I'd just stick with crush or try them camel WIDES. I remember selling them when I was a cashier and they always looked interesting.

EDIT:

Yeah I was wondering about "smooth" blends or whatever. Like I've seen people after getting tooth surgery or with sore throats still smoking, and I'm like how the FUCK can you do that? That's gotta hurt.
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I've seen people after getting tooth surgery or with sore throats still smoking, and I'm like how the FUCK can you do that? That's gotta hurt.

It does hurt, but when one is a heavy smoker, one still needs to smoke no matter what, sore throat, toothache, stoma, whatever.  You will find out soon enough.  Just remember, we tried to warn you.
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This is the only kind of tobacco worth smoking:

*cuban cigars*

Nah man, nah. Give pipe smoking a chance. Actual tobacco pipes, that is. Get yourself a nice Missouri Meerschaum corncob pipe for, like, 10 bucks, a packet of quality tobacco and some experience learning how to smoke this stuff. No aromatic tobacco's, though. I know the sweet scents are tempting, but they usually taste like ass in a whorehouse, save for some exceptions. Stay with naturals. Seriously, there's a world of flavours out there. If you like a buzz, get a heavy English blend. It'll give you your nicotine fix without even having to inhale (seriously, don't inhale pipe tobacco unless you want to hug the toiletbowl). There are also sweeter blends that are focussed on virginia. Or baaitabak. Or semois. Or cavendish. There's ready rubbed, flake, rope, shag.. In short, there's a lot out there and there's bound to be something you like.

Plus, pipe tobacco is way higher quality and has less additives than cig tobacco. Not inhaling also makes it less detrimental to your health and not as likely to become an addiction. Not saying it's healthy, but it kills you somewhat less.
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Tried one of those a few days back. Damn dude, those things are shit.

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I've seen people after getting tooth surgery or with sore throats still smoking, and I'm like how the FUCK can you do that? That's gotta hurt.

It does hurt, but when one is a heavy smoker, one still needs to smoke no matter what, sore throat, toothache, stoma, whatever.  You will find out soon enough.  Just remember, we tried to warn you.

Actually I WON'T find out, but i'll let you know if your right.

I've done every other drug, this nicotine/smoking without a high is aight but its the last and lamest mainstream drug to try out.

The routine and habit seems to be more addictive than the actual product. Cause if your just driving in a car, whats more fun, driving in a car, or driving in a car with a burning stick of smokable shit to inhale
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This is the only kind of tobacco worth smoking:

*cuban cigars*

Nah man, nah. Give pipe smoking a chance. Actual tobacco pipes, that is. Get yourself a nice Missouri Meerschaum corncob pipe for, like, 10 bucks, a packet of quality tobacco and some experience learning how to smoke this stuff. No aromatic tobacco's, though. I know the sweet scents are tempting, but they usually taste like ass in a whorehouse, save for some exceptions. Stay with naturals. Seriously, there's a world of flavours out there. If you like a buzz, get a heavy English blend. It'll give you your nicotine fix without even having to inhale (seriously, don't inhale pipe tobacco unless you want to hug the toiletbowl). There are also sweeter blends that are focussed on virginia. Or baaitabak. Or semois. Or cavendish. There's ready rubbed, flake, rope, shag.. In short, there's a lot out there and there's bound to be something you like.

Plus, pipe tobacco is way higher quality and has less additives than cig tobacco. Not inhaling also makes it less detrimental to your health and not as likely to become an addiction. Not saying it's healthy, but it kills you somewhat less.

I have a few vintage (pre-world war 2) US made briar pipes. They're pretty cool. I just don't smoke very much anymore. I find anything concerning cigarettes a waste of time, which is why I posted some quality cigars. I'll post pics of my pipes if you care enough to see them.