Author Topic: holy SHIT discovering CIGARETTES at an older age is like a kid in a CANDY STO'  (Read 7770 times)

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Offline Satyr

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This is the only kind of tobacco worth smoking:

*cuban cigars*

Nah man, nah. Give pipe smoking a chance. Actual tobacco pipes, that is. Get yourself a nice Missouri Meerschaum corncob pipe for, like, 10 bucks, a packet of quality tobacco and some experience learning how to smoke this stuff. No aromatic tobacco's, though. I know the sweet scents are tempting, but they usually taste like ass in a whorehouse, save for some exceptions. Stay with naturals. Seriously, there's a world of flavours out there. If you like a buzz, get a heavy English blend. It'll give you your nicotine fix without even having to inhale (seriously, don't inhale pipe tobacco unless you want to hug the toiletbowl). There are also sweeter blends that are focussed on virginia. Or baaitabak. Or semois. Or cavendish. There's ready rubbed, flake, rope, shag.. In short, there's a lot out there and there's bound to be something you like.

Plus, pipe tobacco is way higher quality and has less additives than cig tobacco. Not inhaling also makes it less detrimental to your health and not as likely to become an addiction. Not saying it's healthy, but it kills you somewhat less.

I have a few vintage (pre-world war 2) US made briar pipes. They're pretty cool. I just don't smoke very much anymore. I find anything concerning cigarettes a waste of time, which is why I posted some quality cigars. I'll post pics of my pipes if you care enough to see them.

Yeah dude, I am pretty curious.

Well, cigarettes are just an addiction. A flavourless, foul smelling addiction. You don't do it for taste, but for a nicotine fix. Cigars and pipes don't work like that.

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Yeah for me it went from whatever cigarettes I got, to packets of menthols, to pouches of red.

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Fuck i could do with a ciggy right now
we've all been Zok-blocked.

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Ecig master race

Tried one of those a few days back. Damn dude, those things are shit.

You probably used a cheap shitty one. The disposables suck ass.

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Ecig master race

Tried one of those a few days back. Damn dude, those things are shit.

You probably used a cheap shitty one. The disposables suck ass.

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The routine and habit seems to be more addictive than the actual product

I'm not just telling you this for fun and games, keep it up and you will see that I and the others who warned you were right.  I smoked for 25 years and half of that time was me wanting to quit and being unable to.  I used to wish I would get arrested because you can't smoke in jail and that was the only way I was going to quit.  Waking up every day wheezing and having disgusting coughing fits and spitting up grey phlegm...Not to mention the 'scorched' feeling I would get in my throat.
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any of u ever genied a box of fuckin matches

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i have

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The routine and habit seems to be more addictive than the actual product

I'm not just telling you this for fun and games, keep it up and you will see that I and the others who warned you were right.  I smoked for 25 years and half of that time was me wanting to quit and being unable to.  I used to wish I would get arrested because you can't smoke in jail and that was the only way I was going to quit.  Waking up every day wheezing and having disgusting coughing fits and spitting up grey phlegm...Not to mention the 'scorched' feeling I would get in my throat.

I thought I already replied to this.

But now you niggas just eggin' me on, I might smoke 2 packs a day for a couple weeks and quit cold turkey to show you niggas a thang or two about WILLPOWER  :-\
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I might smoke 2 packs a day for a couple weeks and quit cold turkey to show you niggas a thang or two about WILLPOWER  :-\

you don't have the balls
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Words are cheap. Do it. Prove us wrong.
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Words are cheap. Do it. Prove us wrong.

Aight nigga, I'm on my 4th pack.

I'm on my last Marlboro 100, and going to smoke it on the way to get the Camel Crush Bolds, or the Same if its cheaper.

Making it my 5th Pack since this thread began.

Then, I will not purchase another pack until October 17th.

I've been making a pack last 2-3 days, so This will test my ability to stretch it out, and then quit if I een' feel like it. I'm learning moderation, and what better way than with cigs, something that are not only bad for me, but something I can't afford right now.

So boo yah, in yo face. I enjoy cigs in moderation its gon' be a nice, cool, refreshing ride to the tobaccy sto'.
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I might smoke 2 packs a day for a couple weeks and quit cold turkey to show you niggas a thang or two about WILLPOWER

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I've been making a pack last 2-3 days

Up the dose, nigga. Smoke two packs a day for a month and then show me your WILLPOWER.

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The routine and habit seems to be more addictive than the actual product

I'm not just telling you this for fun and games, keep it up and you will see that I and the others who warned you were right.  I smoked for 25 years and half of that time was me wanting to quit and being unable to.  I used to wish I would get arrested because you can't smoke in jail and that was the only way I was going to quit.  Waking up every day wheezing and having disgusting coughing fits and spitting up grey phlegm...Not to mention the 'scorched' feeling I would get in my throat.

I thought I already replied to this.

But now you niggas just eggin' me on, I might smoke 2 packs a day for a couple weeks and quit cold turkey to show you niggas a thang or two about WILLPOWER  :-\

Literally the same thought process I had and explained to my mom at age 15.


I was wrong, doe.

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passs a ciggiiee

or a rollie

im not fuckin bothereeed

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I bought my 6th pack, which wasn't gonna happen.

I told you niggas I'd tell you the realio dealio an I'm gonna.

But there was a special dollar off in my last pack that brought it ridiculously low so I bought another pack. And its marketing on the dollar off was so awesome and crisp and on my desk. And I just had spare change around from my last packs. This was like oh its thats cheap, well I guess it must be bought? I'm being trained for a job.

But I also might have got a job with some dough so it seems like if I was ever ACTUALLY addicted (yeah right  :-X) it'd be a great time to be addicted, cause I could switch to an eFagget eCig. But I'd still not take it in public.

Like its coo whatever I don't hate but I think old time tobaccy should be smoked for all to enjoy, so maybe a pack would last a few weeks if its when I'm driving somewere.
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