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Offline splooge gook

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i smoked cigarette butts off the sidewalk every day for like 2 years and i only got sick from it once or twice anyway
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I wasted all the money I saved from quitting smoking by spending it all on drugs.
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every time i see this thread title i get filled with rage for a few seconds and then i calm down
Everything I post iz fiction

"I've shot meth before, is it water soluble?" -semiazas
"I fapped so much and talked to Semiazas. I was addicted from that point forward." - DARE

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This is the strangest thread you've ever made, eBagger. It really made me depressed tbh

Whats the depressing part?  :-X

And I dunno do you even know an eBagger?  :-\

Im embarrassed to say it but those goddamn camel crushes are what got me to start smoking. When I went to college, first year they were doing some sort of special on them buy one get two or some shit. Roommate had a shitload of them. I remember that first nicotine buzz, and was like WOAH so THATS why people smoke cigs. I felt semi-stoned. But as we all know that wears off after a short time.

Word yeah its not even that pleasant it's like woozy. Its like when I got sick from dip and it was too much nicotine but this was just the right amount, just the right delivery system, SMOKE  :-X

Smoking Camel Crush's might be the most faggot ass shit a man could do.

Word I feel like its the mikes hard lemonade or some semi-beer of cigarettes. Its like gimmicky, and I don't like that aspect, but I like that option, and I do like menthol, even though I know my mouth isn't in fact fresh, it feels fresh.

Talking to somebody boring on the phone whose hard to get off is another addiction problem, as I chain smoke with my 3rd pack as I speak with extended family who ramble on. 

I think this last or next to last pack will be an intro to better hygiene with more gargling, etc.
I wasted all the money I saved from quitting smoking by spending it all on drugs.

Word i'm bout to switch up my addictions/moderation of indulgences  :-X
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you a bitch nigga

I smoked cigs for awhile during my psychosis.  They made me feel really good.

I'm ready to own you in tanx breh
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you a bitch nigga

I smoked cigs for awhile during my psychosis.  They made me feel really good.

I'm ready to own you in tanx breh

Yeah I'm banned on tinybltc so I need a way to get code  :-X
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That first buzz never comes back,  you will always and forever be chasing that first buzz.
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That first buzz never comes back,  you will always and forever be chasing that first buzz.

Naw I got it again like 2 minutes ago nigga
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I'm glad I quit back when I was 24, after four years of being a pack-a-day smoker.

27 seems to me like a rare age to start smoking.  My advice is to quit before you fuck your lungs up.  Also it stinks and reduces your chances of getting with high quality girls.  It'll also cost you $$$ in many ways.

ebagger has no need/want for quality girls
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best decision I ever made in my shit can of a life is to take up smoking cigarettes. c4l

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i have eclipsed you
Everything I post iz fiction

"I've shot meth before, is it water soluble?" -semiazas
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That pussy so wet she gotta dry outdoors...

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I had a draw and thought "why the fuck do people bother"?

Except for a huge cone of tobacco that knocks me off me feet from a big clean glass bong. That's nice.

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Long live Camel Crush.

I smoke the menthols. About the most pleasant thing ever.

People are like damn this is strong, then I let them try mine with the ball popped and they're like holy fuck how do you smoke this

Very menthol.


Used to smoke Marlboro blues, then greens, then I found "my brand"

Also all my friends that smoke menthols and hung out with me a lot now smoke them full time, too