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Offline Rationahl

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High school stories
« on: September 25, 2014, 01:12:08 pm »
What's all the craziest shit you did I'm get high school? Pranks, suspensions, getting really fucked up, etc.

Shit that's really awesome I may be inclined to repeat
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Re: High school stories
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2014, 01:16:39 pm »
After reading your posts, I realized your high school adventure was way better than mine.
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Re: High school stories
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2014, 01:20:00 pm »
one time i brought three pigs to school, let them loose, and labeled them 1,2 and 4

it took a crane to get the nonexistent pig out
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Re: High school stories
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2014, 01:23:42 pm »
One time walked a bunch of cows upstairs so they couldn't get back down
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Re: High school stories
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2014, 01:30:51 pm »
is bringing your cow to school some special accommodation they make for mormons?
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Re: High school stories
« Reply #5 on: September 25, 2014, 01:31:50 pm »
Worst thing I did was fill out my tardy slips with a fake name. Got away with it for about 2 weeks after coming in late. I got busted and about a month later they changed the whole tardy slip system to an electronic system instead. I wish I would of done more hoodrat stuff in high school

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Re: High school stories
« Reply #6 on: September 25, 2014, 01:36:04 pm »
Worst thing I did was fill out my tardy slips with a fake name. Got away with it for about 2 weeks after coming in late. I got busted and about a month later they changed the whole tardy slip system to an electronic system instead. I wish I would of done more hoodrat stuff in high school

lol wut

my local highschool had an average grade of F for a few years because since there were no security guards students could walk out of the building whenever they wanted to.

i would stay for about an hour a day and then walk out the door. still get marked present.
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Re: High school stories
« Reply #7 on: September 25, 2014, 01:38:28 pm »
After school one day me and my friend got drunk and set a school outbuilding called 'the pavilion' on fire.  Police questioned us because we were seen in the area, but we lied and got away with it.  Plus we would break into lockers during lunch to steal bitches purses and one day we got like 200 bucks.
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Re: High school stories
« Reply #8 on: September 25, 2014, 01:40:18 pm »
I got fucked in the last month of school last year by forging a note and going to my friends house to get dabbed out for 5th period. Long story short his dad comes home and drags us back to school. 1 day of ISS and I lost my exam exemptions, which I had for every class
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Re: High school stories
« Reply #9 on: September 25, 2014, 01:41:10 pm »
Highschool, lol.

All I did back then was retarded. I won't type it down like some nostalgic faggot, though.

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Re: High school stories
« Reply #10 on: September 25, 2014, 01:42:00 pm »
After school one day me and my friend got drunk and set a school outbuilding called 'the pavilion' on fire.  Police questioned us because we were seen in the area, but we lied and got away with it.  Plus we would break into lockers during lunch to steal bitches purses and one day we got like 200 bucks.

holy fuck dude that's some serious shit. Did you use gas or anything
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Re: High school stories
« Reply #11 on: September 25, 2014, 01:42:35 pm »
just last semester I stole my parents car and went joy riding. I didnt have my lisence or permit yet and I ended up stalling out in the middle of a busy intersection taking my friends to lunch since it was a manual.

Another time me and my 2 friends ditched school and went to smoke weed, but the office lady had followed us, the stupid mofo. We ended up running away for 3 days since the office lady called the police on us. This is how I got on probabtion.

In freshman year I broke into a church that was  across the school and setup a whore house. During off periods and lunchtime girls would come and get a couch, then guys would pay 30 bucks for a BJ and 60 for actual sex. I made so much money.
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Re: High school stories
« Reply #12 on: September 25, 2014, 01:46:01 pm »
My friend did vodka in a water bottle one time and the office called him down for grades stuff. He ended up calling his counsler a bitch, puked on her, then passed out. It was legendary
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Re: High school stories
« Reply #13 on: September 25, 2014, 01:46:52 pm »
Highschool, lol.

All I did back then was retarded. I won't type it down like some nostalgic faggot, though.

Fuck your life.

Cause you have nothing to be nostalgic as you've lived you're whole life as a loser
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Re: High school stories
« Reply #14 on: September 25, 2014, 01:52:38 pm »
I got expelled once in middle school

all tolled up, probably spent a good 2 months suspended in high school...

all stupid shit, nothing really that bad either...zero tolerance is bullshit
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