just last semester I stole my parents car and went joy riding. I didnt have my lisence or permit yet and I ended up stalling out in the middle of a busy intersection taking my friends to lunch since it was a manual.
Another time me and my 2 friends ditched school and went to smoke weed, but the office lady had followed us, the stupid mofo. We ended up running away for 3 days since the office lady called the police on us. This is how I got on probabtion.
In freshman year I broke into a church that was across the school and setup a whore house. During off periods and lunchtime girls would come and get a couch, then guys would pay 30 bucks for a BJ and 60 for actual sex. I made so much money.